Thursday, May 29, 2008

You couldn't shut me up if you tried.

As any good poem will do, I was moved to another place. Taken back to a day long ago when I was twelve, no maybe eleven, and had spent a good portion of the afternoon alone foraging around in the yard. Aside from some awkward social issues, I was content (even the social issues contented me because it gave me the excuse to be alone). So that particular day, standing in my yard, breathing in the warm fresh air of spring, I recall being rained upon by helicopters. I collected them all in a box, or perhaps it was a bucket, and climbed my favorite tree as high as I could and re-released them to the ground. It was my intention to allow them a second flight, to once again be aloft.

It is amazing how similar we are, humans. Inhale (I’m), exhale (here). At the very core we exist, our attempts to make our lives enjoyable or in some instances passable should be worthy. Take it in, the amazing, the simple, the meaningful and give it away, just the same.

As I have said (and as some have speculated) I am privileged to have a few places to spout off (last count...Three, “oh lucky me.”). Of course, some of my words were never intended to be read by anyone other than the one I wrote them for and in some cases no one at all. These places have never intersected, until now. I have been reminded to rip myself open. So, I have gathered up these words for a second flight.


Her fingers weave through my hair
And her breath is a reminder (that I breathe)
In and out, slow and almost silent

I'm

h e r e


I'm

h e r e


I'm

h e r e



Her evening promise
brings me rest.
When I wake, whenever that may be
I can tell her anything
and she believes
And I understand
the weight of trust.
She begs me for more,
more anything, more everything
and I oblige, within reason
I can give endlessly
and she will return the favor.
She is at once present
and future entwined
For years in the making
and each moment a step
closer to letting go.



p.s. but once I am dead, Dis.



The written word, in any form, is a powerful gift. But, it can also destroy.

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mya said...

Yes, I know.

Amyranth said...

The nature of the beast, right Mayo?

-A

Smoke said...

Well, I don't think any of us expected to be here after nine months. Thanks for letting us stay here, okay?

Anonymous said...

They are missing because of a certain GROUP here Mayo, maybe you should do something about that, ignoring doesn't seem to help

Anonymous said...

Congrats sugarplum! *blows party horn and throws confetti*

Anon 12:32 I agree. I love Sonic's milkshakes.

toujours said...

I no longer question this whole thing. I just go with it, you know?

very cool. good to hear.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

S&v I made it go down the drain. It was like it was being suck up by a black hole

Amyranth said...

I was surprised this place didn't completely self-destruct after MWM.

Glad that it didn't.

=A

anima said...

My friend, me too.


But do not forget that we all care about each other. Thank you for you and for random reasons we have all met. You are a part of this.

elena said...

Yeah, we know, Mayo.

People come and go here just like in real life.

Anonymous said...

Good way to do it dude, get on that innertube and ride that current.

Anonymous said...

Aw, Mayo!

Anon616 said...

oh no, sweetcheeks! no ozzfest?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for all of this.

ergoproxy said...

long live Are you being served!


"my pussy got an awful fright"

Anonymous said...

Some people just WON'T go though.

elena said...

Oh no...


I feel a group hug coming on...

Anonymous said...

See, that, at 12:35, thank you for that, if for nothing else.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you say something that means something Mayo, why don't you tell everyone here how it really is, why don't you settle some shit..

Mayonaise said...

Thank you. You are all so amazing and far too kind.

I am humbled.

Anon616 said...

thanks sweetcheeks! i is so proud!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Lol, I started to think that was what you were doing. The one time I understand and you beat me to the punch.

Anonymous said...

I think Mayo could use a hug tonight.

Anonymous said...

I guess I can rest pretty easy tonight then. :)

Anonymous said...

Putting that poem up was a slap in the face and you knew it so part of the blame is on you. Don't act like you're all shocked.

Amyranth said...

Hey Mayo,

Why DO you keep us around anyway?

-A

Original Punk J said...

Mayo, your Castle is a wondrous place. So many people have come together, from so many parts of the world. But, as you said, so many others are missing, it's so sad that not everyone feels comfortable here anymore.

Your "prompt" was a great idea. You're a clever thing, too, you know.

One thing: L wants to know, do you still have your ticket? Are you still holding on?

J

anima said...

In my words to Elena; I'm so happy you could hang out with us. It means a lot. Always.

In the words of Mustard from earlier: "high fives."

Come hang out more. We will not abandon you. Just as we have been there for each other.

ergoproxy said...

*quick group hug*

I must go for about 1/2 an hr.I'll be back but Mayo if you can't stay I am so glad you called in and thanks for going witht the flow of this place, it's really added something special to my life

back soon

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Happy 9 Month Anniversary! That sounds weird to say, but it's pretty damn cool.

Thank you for stopping by and hanging with us. Please don't be a stranger in your own house. I'm still sorry for all the shit that gets thrown in here.

Thanks again for everything and I hope you are well and I wish you a great night and here's to 9 more months!

Run-on sentence much?

Fuck yeah, I do.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Just thanks.

Anonymous said...

AMAAAAAYZING!

Sorry, I had to. I fully realize I am not to address you (heh,) but I couldn't not. Come on, you handed it to me. ;)

Smoke said...

We are totally ammmaaaaaaayyyyzing, Mayo.

You are, too.


*does not know how to be all mushy*

elena said...

Mayo

If we are truly all too kind it's because we are all here because of you.

You assembled an amazing bunch of people, my friend.

Anonymous said...

Night, Sdock.

I need to thank you, too. I'm still holding on.

anima said...

I think I'm going to cry...

No worries, I've been crying a lot lately. Totally normal.

Anonymous said...

Not this time sugarplum. Gas prices are ridiculously expensive, and I just checked the ticket prices for ozzfest. $120 for a pit ticket! Forget it O_O

With mayhem I paid $75 for the ticket and the lineup is better. It's FFDP and machine head I'm gonna see. I can't wait.

And guess what? i just found out Nightwish is coming to Chicago in September. I'm thinking of going. And there's an opportunity to buy VIP tickets, with a chance of meeting the band before the show starts. I was thinking of doing that.

*jumps up and down in excitement*

Anonymous said...

Nah, don't be humble dude, what with the cool ass writing and stuff. I don't usually blow the warm rays up your bum, but yeah, sometimes you deserve. Kudos.

Mayonaise said...

Ah, good question Amyranth.

I don't keep "you" around. "You" keep "you" around.

Anonymous said...

You just hang in there Anima. I realize how trite that is, but honestly, anything you need.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Before I forget, I fully expect you to call and wake my ass up for work tomorrow.

6 am wake up call should work just fine!

Muahah!

Anon616 said...

*hugs for mayo*

Still typing with one hand here!

mya said...

You got that right, Mayo!

Anonymous said...

GET HELP KAPUNUA

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

This thing runs both ways, remember?

And there's still something about a walk too.

Anonymous said...

Bye Ergo, see you soon *hugs*

*Gives a hug to Anima*

Goodnight Solly, sweet dreams.

Amyranth said...

Very true Mayo.

Sometimes I wonder, what with all that goes on around here, both good and bad, than you don't just stare at the screen and think "Are you fucking kidding me?"

I hope "you" keep "you" around for a bit yet. I'd like to see a full year at least.

-A

Anonymous said...

OH, SNAP, Mayo!

sdock10 said...

Anima,

There are a lot of shoulders and arms in here waiting for you.

Love you.

Smoke said...

Exactly, Anima. Just like they said, if you need anything, okay?

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you didn't forget.

Let's go back, way back.

I can remember when you were talking to Mayo about going on that walk, and this was way before I even started actually talking to anyone around here.

I thought, "Damn. Those two are gonna find something, and I want to tag along."

I was so nervous typing it, because I thought, "She's gonna deny my ass."

Is this the walk, or are we still planning? :)

mya said...

Gee, Mayo... How will top this? What are you gonna do for the 1 year anniversary?

Anonymous said...

Watch everyone try to kiss ass and act nice to another person just because Mayo is here. The usual two. Disgusting.

toujours said...

well, i like how "you" keep "yourself" around, too, mayo.

we don't have blogbelieve without you, you know. not because it's your blog, but...just because.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

See you ep.


I must be off to bed now goodnight everyone

mya said...

"you"

How will "you" top this?

Anonymous said...

Daddy!

Anonymous said...

READ MY POEMS MAYO LOOK AT MY SHITTY PICTURES MAYO DO YOU LIKE MUSE MAYO WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAYO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Missing in action or gone

Bleeding Chaos
Paperheartxx
Anon616 - Wendy
CTV
Entropy
Carrie
Martha Jones
Jade
D G
Soul Connector
S I M
Siobhan
Pixie
Bikey
Masked Anon
Villanelle
Andrea
A rose for Emily
Fang B
Detroit Anon
Freddy Charles
Silence
Blackheart
Already Gone
Meese
Pants of Peace
Present
The Right Anon
Professor Anon

May 31, 2008 4:35 PM

Smoke said...

Night, MJ!

anima said...

Mayo, "you" keep us around. It is amazing that we are here, but it is "you" that has brought us here. Regardless. Thank you.

I hope you find solice in this place.

mya said...

Nighty-night, Martha Jones!

Amyranth said...

Goodnight Martha!

-A

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

I guess we're just gonna have to keep going and find out.

toujours said...

good night martha. good to see you back. :)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I guess.



Night, MJ. :)

mya said...

Good Night, Mayo

Smoke said...

Fimble Star? Pretty Purple Unicorn? Come on, if you're gonna list'em, list'em all, Anon.

Original Punk J said...

One last question, Mayo, and I'll leave you be.

How're things going with Best Friend?

J

Original Punk J said...

LOOK AT MY SHITTY PICTURES MAYO


HEY! Where'd you get pictures of my kid?!

J

Anonymous said...

Goodnight MJ, sweet dreams.

Anon 12:46

Regardless of who you may be addressing, I'm just being myself....Too damn excited that August is two months away that's what ^_^

blogbaby, lol. Goodnight Mya, sweet dreams.

Anon616 said...

i'm ba-aaaack anonymous! howdy to you!

bc: wow! i had not checked the ticket prices for ozzfest

Smoke said...

Well, anyhoo....

Gotta go to bed now. It was very nice talking to you, Mayo. I hope you can drop by more often. ^_^

And again, thank you.

Sweet dreams everyone!

Original Punk J said...

Oh man, I almost forgot:

Goodnight SDock, goodnight Martha! See you later!

J (and L from the couch)

mya said...

OH, WAIT!

I can't help it!

This is just too funny!

WARNING!

If you don't have a sense of humor, don't read it!



Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....
_____________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 .. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 .. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Anonymous said...

And Gentle Vengeance too. ♥

Anonymous said...

Hahaha J. If I had kids, I'd probably name my daughter Prue. I think it's a pretty name.

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Smoke and Mya, sleep well.

J (and L from the couch)

anima said...

Sorry my friend. I'd be scared too.

Take care. I hope you say goodnight. I hope it is a good night for you. :)




*Anima is totally talking out of her ass right now*

Anonymous said...

Do more jokes, Mya! I think you know what I mean! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Anon616 said...

goodnight mayo! goodnight martha!
sweet dreams!

mya said...

Good Night BC, Wendy, and OP's!

Anonymous said...

An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He says.

One of the younger pioneers runs up and asks, "How'd you know that!?."

"I know these things," replied the Indian.

They continue their journey, and a little while later the Indian stops, points, and says, "deer tracks."

"How'd you know that!?" asks the young pioneer once again.

"I know these things."

After another hour of journeying, the Indian jumps of his horse and puts his ear to the ground. "Buffalo come."

"How'd you know that!?"

"Ear wet."

elena said...

Mayo

Dude, don't go without saying goodnight.

I always say goodnight to you!

Anonymous said...

Wendy, yeah. Ozzfest tickets are now on sale. The prices are listed on ticketmaster, and I don't think it's even worth the price considering the lineup is not the best.

For Mayhem I couldn't get pit tickets, they were sold out.

I got seats instead, but they're good seats so it's all good. My ass will be sitting there while I'm holding a nice cold drink in my left hand.

Goodnight Smokie

Anonymous said...

It didnt work the first time around so you kiss ass another way. Going to say something nice about Gerard too to make sure you covered all ground?

Rasputins Revenge said...

Mya...that actually drug me out of lurking...thank you......

I was watching a comet hurdling at the earth...and that comment actually drew my attention away from the TV.

Happy anniversary to everyone involved and has been here that long.

Anonymous said...

anon, lol. P.S. Mya, your joke made me laugh

Amyranth said...

Mya that one was pretty good. I think my dad would like it.

Computer's being extra slow this evening. I think I'm having the same problem Smoke had earlier.

-A

Anon616 said...

goodnight mya!!!!!!!!!!! goodnight mya's wonderfully talented offspring!

Original Punk J said...

PJ asked us to tell you, "HI MAYO!" She misses us all when she's not able to post; she really likes to read people saying "Hi" back to her.

Mayo, maybe you could say hi to PJ? *hint hint*

J

mya said...

OH, WAIT AGAIN!!!

Shit, this is too damned good!




There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said,

'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'

Anon616 said...

hi vamp!

Anonymous said...

Hello Triston. I thought you said I wasn't supposed to see you? ^_~

Anon 12:59 I think Gerard needs a smack in the face if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

and the truth was spakest by the anon.

Anonymous said...

Night, Mayo

Thank you for the memories.

Rasputins Revenge said...

Hello 6 ;)

Anonymous said...

A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"
The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."
Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."
"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."

Rasputins Revenge said...

Well BC...can you see me?

Only if you look...like....REAL HARD. ;)

mya said...

Hi, Triston!

We haven't been properly introduced, but I want you to know that you made me spend about an hour and a half on YouTube the other night watching Sam!

It was great!

Thank you!

toujours said...

*still sitting on the floor by the couch*

the fire in the grate is pretty tonight.

Anonymous said...

Mya, lol. There's storms heading my way again :/

Rasputins Revenge said...

Your very welcome Mya...I love Sam...I met him at the Rainbow in L.A. He was Truly Hilarious!

Original Punk J said...

Oh 1.03, that's so bad it's funny.

Hey Triston, how are you? BC, I don't know if I said hi before, but HI! So much excitement, you know.

J

Anonymous said...

SOME people should learn to lighten up about certain issues. That's the point. Thank you Mya.

Amyranth said...

Okay Mya, that's a good on too.

Damn, if my connection wasn't acting up I'd post some good ones.

-A

Anon616 said...

wait, i thought mayo went nighty night......

i must pay closer attention!

mya said...

OK, now I'm going to bed!

G'Night, everybody!

Mayonaise said...

Good Night Everyone.







Again, thank you all for your friendship. However infrequent my visits may be, there is not a day that passes without something reminding me of all of you and this place.

And when I read that one of you has had some bad news, please know that even if I don't respond I am thinking of you.

"You are in my thoughts."




Anima, I am sorry to hear that your father is so very ill. Take comfort in your family and friends. Know that they are there for you when you need them.

Anonymous said...

I can see you perfectly well Triston
;)

Hi TJ

Anonymous said...

Things Mayo might be doing right now:

Talking on phone
peeing
fixing late night snack
asleep at computer
looking for jokes to post

Anonymous said...

Hi J! *big hugs* Goodnight Mayo, Mya, sweet dreams.

Anonymous said...

nevermind

Anonymous said...

Q: Why do men get married?
A: Most women are very irritating, but as a hole, they're necessary.

mya said...

That was sweet of you, Mayo!

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU MAYO you made a dream of mine come true tonight. I think you know why. Let's just say I'll be laughing all the way to bed tonight!

Rasputins Revenge said...

Goodnight Mya...and good night Mayo.

BC!!! You must be looking at old pics of me...lol

elena said...

Goodnight Mayo


You are a wonderful man never doubt that for a minute.

Anonymous said...

A rather ordinary guy enters a furrier accompanied by the most beautiful redhead on
the whole planet. He asks to see the furrier's most expensive item, which promptly
proves to be a full-length mink coat. When the furrier says it costs $70,000, the
man says, "Not a problem. I'll write you a check."
"Excellent!" the furrier exclaims, "Since today is Friday, you may come back on
Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared the bank."
When Monday afternoon arrives, the man returns and the furrier is furious, "How
dare you come back here! There was not a single cent in that account you wrote my
check on!"
"True," the man smiles, "I just came back to thank you for the best weekend
I've ever had in my life!"

toujours said...

good night, mayo.

and thank you for saying "good night" too! because i really need to go to bed now -- i have early mornings now -- and i would've just hung around, waiting.

won't write a long good night to you either -- just a heartfelt thanks for the lovely anniversary gift. you are so very thoughtful. ♥

and good night to everyone, sweet dreams! my groggy persona will be back in a few hours. :)

Rasputins Revenge said...

Hello J...I am doing great and yourself?

Amyranth said...

Goodnight Mayonaise. Everytime I go to the grocery store, I think of you. ;D

Kidding!

See you around, Mister.

-A

Anonymous said...

^_^,

try not to say that because then he would try and prove you wrong.

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Mayo, it was comforting to have you with us tonight.

We know you're thinking of us; it's obvious just from what you write. We think of you too, and consider you our friend as well. You may not be here very often, but we know you're busy, and the times you ARE here are really special.

YOU are special, Mayo. Thank you for your hospitality, and your kindness towards us all. Your tolerance level is amazing...although I'm sure you do your share of covering your eyes and saying, "Oh my Lord, NOW what?"

Take care, and sleep well. We'll see you again--sooner rather than later, hopefully.

L says "I love you, sweetheart."

J and L

Anonymous said...

Good point.

Anonymous said...

PMS has three meanings:
Pre Menstrual Syndrome, Post Menstrual Syndrome, And Present Menstrual
Syndrome. In other words, our lives with women are constantly a
living HELL!

elena said...

Mayo I have Anima on the phone.

She wants me to tell you how much your words meant to her.

Thank you, so very much.

Anonymous said...

The Perfect Breakfast - You're sitting at the breakfast table and:
- your son is on the box of Wheaties.
- your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
- your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

Original Punk J said...

Triston, I am as good as a person can be who spent the day running errands but being thwarted at every turn can be!

How's the new job going? I think you said you had a new job...maybe?

J

Anonymous said...

Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument:
1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
6. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
7. Whoa, time out. Football is on.
8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

Anonymous said...

12 Reasons a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
2. You can trade your .44 in for two .22's.
3. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
4. If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try it out.
5. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
7. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of your closet space.
8. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
9. A handgun won't ask, "do these grips make me look fat?"
10. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep right after you're done using it.
11. A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.
12. A handgun won't complain if you are a "little fast on the trigger."

Anonymous said...

A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN.

Rasputins Revenge said...

So everyone is different and no one should be running anyone off of this blog...I do believe the only real thing that is missing here is....Tolerance

Quit letting what others do and say erk you!!!

Just a little Vampiric wisdom.

and on that note I wish ALL of you very lovely ladies a pleasant good night.

Anonymous said...

Q: What has 180 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The entire front row of a MCR concert.

Anonymous said...

THE LONELY BRAIN CELL

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously
because it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she
cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain
cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her
voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............



"We're down here ..."

Anonymous said...

So unlike the traditional biblical story God created woman first. In the first few days after his creation he talked with Eve and asked her how things were going. Well God, I love being here in the garden of Eden and I like my body, but I have one critique. God asks what is it that Eve does not like about her body. Well lord, I see that you have given me three breasts, and although very attractive I find that the one in the middle gets in the way and makes it hard for me to move my arms around when I am doing things. Well, God said I gave you three breasts because I gave most animals six and thought that half would be an appropritate number, but I want to make you happy and I see that the third one gets in the way. God reached down and plucked the extra breast away and threw it into the nearby bush. In the next week God visited Eve again and asked her how things were progressing. Well God, I am very happy and I love it here, but I noticed you made a pair of every creature here, and I have no mate. God observed that he had indeed created a male for every female and said Eve I see what you mean, I shall create a mate for you from a part of you. Now what did I do with that useless tit?

Anonymous said...

Q: What does it mean when little girls whine?
A: They're practicing to be Womens Studies professors.

Rasputins Revenge said...

Yes J ...you have a good memory..That job is done....I spent one third on Hookers...one third on alcohol....and I just wasted the rest!

Everyone have a great night!!!

Anonymous said...

Q: What is the only activity more boring than listening to LiberAl Gore speak?
A: Watching Roseanne Barr get undressed.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Triston, sweet dreams. Sorry for my absence. Had to do a little cleaning and give a hug and some love to my little rabbit.

Goodnight TJ, sweet dreams.

Amyranth said...

So, who's left? Me, BC and some Anons?

-A

Anonymous said...

Kapunua left as soon as she saw that Mayo wasn't going to talk to her.

Original Punk J said...

Triston, never let it be said that you don't know how to waste your money properly! Goodnight, have pleasant dreams.

Ergo, we've put Monty and Phil on the computer speakers so they can be near "the action". They're sharing my potato chips and Tab right now, but are looking forward to trying various Southern delicacies. :D Like Moon Pies!

J

Amyranth said...

And J is still here!

Who are Monty and Phil?

-A

ergoproxy said...

I'm back

Anonymous said...

This explains it...
MENtal Illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

Anonymous said...

Amy, it's weird. Almost everyone left. It's us, J, anons, and now Ergo.

I think that's it.

Amyranth said...

YAY!

*Confetti*

So, wow. A whole hour with Mayo. That was a blast.

I had no idea what to say though.

-A

Anonymous said...

Haha anon, I just noticed that.

Anonymous said...

Ergo! Ergo! Ergo! Sign my hat, Ergo!

Anonymous said...

Well, at least with the word period, it doesn't start with the three letters: MEN

Anon616 said...

great vampiric wisdom, triston!

what am i missing?

ergoproxy said...

cool J they said they needed a change of scenery


damn missed triston

and night Mayo, MJ and hang on have to go back and look who is gone

Amyranth said...

Um, BC that wasn't in response to your post. I meant Yay that Ergo was back. Just so nobody gets the wrong idea.

But hey a lot of people who stayed aren't usual night shifters. They probably had to work in the morning.

-A

Original Punk J said...

Amy, Monty and Phil are the wombats that "work" with Ergo. They have their own laptop, printing supplies, and various other devices that "E" (like Q in the James Bond films)creates for them.

In actuality, Ergo sent us a package that we got today; she sent us two stuffed wombats with letter-block necklaces on that spell out their names. We also were the proud recipients of two tote bags with aboriginal art on them. (BTW, E, L has the gray one and I have the brown.)

L's going to bed, and says Goodnight and sleep tight and sweet dreams to you all!

J

ergoproxy said...

*grabs anons hat*

signs:

to anon,

gidday

love ergoproxy ♥xx♥

ergoproxy said...

J you should take a pic of them on the computer

goodnight L sweet dreams

and sweet derams to MJ Mayo Sdock Kapunua Mustard smoke anima star triston nad anyone I've missed


PMT = pathetic men talk

the real reason we women get upset!

Anonymous said...

1:08 that was pathetic

Anonymous said...

Oops, sorry about that Amy, the adrenaline of cleaning this late got to me :p Goodnight L, sweet dreams.

ergoproxy said...

anon said...
in the list of things not to say in an argument with your wife

6. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.



I can SO tell when that thought has crossed his mind!

Anonymous said...

Bleeding Chaos said...

Haha anon, I just noticed that.


YES!! She tried and tried to get his attention and he ignored her and she went away. That is the key here.

This may sound so mean but I love it when he ignores her. I love when she gives him shit and he doesn't even say a word to her. I love how he talked to Amyranth and not Kapunau. I think that made a HUGE point and she went away.

Anonymous said...

Nothing much sugarplum. Just some anons joking around, and us night shifters lurking and talking about.

Anonymous said...

*swoons*

ergoproxy said...

and goodnight and sweet dreams to TJ and mya

Anonymous said...

I'm just saying she has nothing to offer anyone here and if Mayo doesn't talk to her then why does she bother here anymore? Eventually she would get the hint and stop posting. I hope.

Anonymous said...

Um, anon, don't take this the wrong way but my comment was referring to the anon 1:37's comment about the menstruation thing.

Anonymous said...

Just some anons joking around, and us night shifters lurking and talking about.



settles in, gets comfortable.....


that's exactly how it should be around here!

ergoproxy said...

Bleeding Chaos said...

Nothing much sugarplum. Just some anons joking around, and us night shifters lurking
and talking about.


everytime I see night shifters I think of shape shifters :)
which would be so cool

Anonymous said...

so now we're nothing more than "necessary holes"?

Anonymous said...

And dont' even try to say that she didn't talk to him because she posted about the whole "light" thing which, Mayo used to talk about light a lot so it was an obvious dig for his attention, a failed one, and I laughed.

Original Punk J said...

E, we just took a pic of the boys working hard. L will post it tomorrow. It's really cute!

They remind me of another little brown stuffed animal I have. He's a buffalo, has the same look to his face as the 'bats, and is about the same size they are.

J

Anonymous said...

What can I say 1:49? I love the night, but only because I don't have anons attacking me anymore. It got repetitive after a while.

Amyranth said...

Well, nice to meet Phil and Monty~

Ergo, how was titoring?

Hallo again Wendy! My GOD, we just keep bumping into each other, don't we? ;)

-A

Anonymous said...

She didn't talk MUCH to him because she knew that if she did, he would not reply back and then she would look even worse.

Anonymous said...

Ergo, shape shifters are definitely cool :)

1:51

With that kind of imagery, I sincerely hope not.

Anonymous said...

I think I need another hat. A bunny or teddy humped mine.

Amyranth said...

I like coming in the evenings because it is quieter. We have conversations and everything is a little less frantic.

Also, I find it a good way to unwind.

-A

ergoproxy said...

i titored this morning and it was good, though she had a test so was pretty nervous

and I am titoring again in about an hour, but only one boy, the 2 I do after are going out to watch a football game

Original Punk J said...

You know, anon, I posted several times to Mayo, and he never responded to me either. But he's only ever spoken directly to me once. I'm ok with that. I won't run away. Hell, I'll probably just keep talking to him! Stubborn, I am.

J

Amyranth said...

*hands over another hat*

ergoproxy said...

i have mandarin juice on my hand, so i am typing one handed, the other has the mandarin

Anon616 said...

*bumps into amy*

i enjoyed that amy!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you :)

i'm still typing with one hand!

anima said...

Goodnight everyone. :)



...

I am so thankful. Always.

Anonymous said...

I thought that inappropriate Teddy sauntered off last night! Left me all cold and lonely.

Original Punk J said...

I prefer coming on at night too, Amy. Since I don't work anymore, I can pretty much come on whenever I want, but after 10 or 11 it just relaxes so much in here. We have fun, laugh, talk about whatever we want, don't usually have to worry about getting picked apart.

Besides, we have a fanclub! AND donuts!

J

Anonymous said...

Exactly Amy. Wendy, if you're still here, are you alright?

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Amy!

I gotsta hat!

No teddy should hump this one.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Anima, sweet dreams

&hearts:

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Anima, hope you can sleep well. Sweet dreams to you.

♥ you!

J

ergoproxy said...

hey wendy, together we could make 2 hand typing


though now my hands are sticky

ergoproxy said...

me!

Anonymous said...

Congrats Ergo :)

ergoproxy said...

Haha!!!

no one can out fox ergo-foxy-proxy!


(ok slightly strange mood here, what was in those mandarins?)

Anon616 said...

give me a hand ergo!!! i need help!

Anonymous said...

so, dude hangs out but doesn't post? What up with that?

Amyranth said...

Why do we have two Lovelies with sticky hands running around typing for each other?

-A

ergoproxy said...

*holds out sticky hand to wendy*

here grab hold!

Anonymous said...

lol not sure Amy. Mayonaise is becoming a bad influence ^_^

Original Punk J said...

Too, too many sticky hands.

*wonders if Mayo's hand was sticky*

*decides doesn't want to know*

J

Anon616 said...

i'll never tell amy!
;)

Anonymous said...

Well guys, I'm off for the night. I'm gonna listen to more music. Goodnight and sweet dreams

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