Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tort Law, reversed.

I Think I'll Call Him Walter.

I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.



p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.


("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")

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anima said...

I agree Amyranth.

anima said...

So Monday is your birthday eh? FUN FUN!!!

anima said...

TJ, I just read your post. I am so happy you are doing okay.

Your home misses you too!

Safe on the Waves said...

Was Black Sabbath the band who were up on trial for subliminal messaging on there records even though they didn't mean it? There was something about the recording arrangement and instruments that sounded like "Do it." And two boys killed themselves in a suicide pack after listening to the record over and over.

Anonymous said...


I just had a flashback to the suicide of that kid who's parents blamed Ozzy for telling him to kill himself. Lyric's "I tell you to enjoy life" were convoluted into "I tell you to end your life."


I remember that. Judas Priest, too. And Ozzy got into trouble over a suicide back in '83 or so, because the kid had Blizzard of Ozz in his pocket and it had the song "Suicide Solution." When actually that song is about how terrible it is to be an alcoholic.

You'd think that by this time bands would not be blamed for the others' actions but I guess that's never going to stop, huh?

I said it back then and I say it now: When are they going to sue English teachers for teaching Romeo and Juliet? Isn't that a romance about teen suicide too?

Safe on the Waves said...

Judist Priest was the band. Thanks K!

Anonymous said...

I want to thank everyone who was nice today and who told those anons to get lost. SS, if that was you today, thanks to you, too. ^_^

Amyranth said...

Anima! I'm getting more and more excited!

The spa!!!

-A

Safe on the Waves said...

*Judas

Amyranth said...

You know, I'd hate to think what my father would have said if I used that line on him.

"But Dad!! All the kids cut themselves, it's how to be emo!"

"You wanna be emo? I'll give you something to be EMO over!"

-A had an interesting upbringing.

MissTottenham said...

Hi everyone.

Hi Mayo.

Hi ss.



Today was lovely. The sun was shining, people were smiling, it truely feels like summer.

Today I felt summery. I wore my black skinny jeans with a grey t-shirt with skull and crossbones on the front.

I wore my huge sunglasses which cover half my face ( I love em).

I wore my flat pumps with skull and crossbones all over them.

I went in to work at the college, and one of the really nice, timid, quiet male teachers said "can I ask you a personal question?"


I said "sure" and he said "are you a goth?"

I laughed and said "yes, but I tone it down when I come here".

He looked really happy that he had got it right and asked me questions, then he said "I love your shoes".


Cool eh?

Safe on the Waves said...

Very cool and excepting, Miss T!

Amyranth said...

HIYA MissT!

Glad to hear you're having a good day! I wish it was sunny here. :P

-A

anima said...

Safe and Kapunua, I remember all of that. I'm just so surprised that it is still happening - I guarantee those parents listened to Black Sabbath and Judas Priest growing up. How can they be so naive? I guess some people just have to blame someone else so they don't have to feel the guilt that maybe they could have done something to prevent it.

Safe on the Waves said...

I guess so Anima.

Entropy said...

Very cool, Miss TiTi.

anima said...

MissT, so good to see you!! Sounds like you had a great day. :)




"You wanna be emo? I'll give you something to be EMO over!"

Amyranth, haha that is so what my father would have said.

Amyranth said...

I guess some people just have to blame someone else so they don't have to feel the guilt that maybe they could have done something to prevent it.

Just like Columbine.

-A

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Safe, Amy, Anima, Kapunua, Entropy and anyone still here.

I hope I haven't missed anyone.



How are you all?


K, I know you shouldn't have to but have you removed stuff that the anons could use against you?


I can't believe someone would actually contemplate trying to ruin someone's life like that.

It's a blog for chrissakes where people come to chat.

This stalking element is scary.

anima said...

It was nice seeing all of you. I gotta run. More to finish up at work.

I don't think I will be around tonight, but hopefully tomorrow.

Keep up a good fight you guys. We can't let those anons get us down. SS, you too...chin up. We appreciate everything you do. Thank you - I wish I could give you the biggest hug.

Mayo, I hope you felt the ♥ I was sending. :) Remember it's always there, you can keep in your pocket for when ever you need it.

MissTottenham said...

Hee hee hee Entropy, you looking at my TiTi's?

Amyranth said...

Anima, when I was home on vacation last my dad and I stopped in at Wal-mart on the way home from the airport. I had conveniently forgotten my toothbrush at home, of course.

There were a couple of kids, wandering around dressed in black and acting depressing and such.

Dad was waiting for me when I came out, and when he caught sight of them he said "Jesus. Don't those kids have parents that tell them how they look before they leave the house?"

-A

Entropy said...

Always.

MissTottenham said...

Don't those kids have parents that tell them how they look before they leave the house?"



Whenever I go out all gothed up or punked up or emo'ed up, my mum always tells me I look lovely.

I love my mum.

MissTottenham said...

LOL Entropy.


You can look anytime sweetie.

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight Anima. Sweet dreams.

Safe on the Waves said...

Night night everyone!

Anonymous said...

Hello again, everyone! My apologies for inning and outing today. I was superbad busy, I kinda thought my eyeballs were gonna pop out!

1. Elena, I'm very glad to hear you're okay. It was a bit of a shock to see that one of us may have been missing, for lack of better terminology. I'm just glad to know you're okay.

2. Kapunua, what happened today, what has been happening, I'm so, so very sorry.

3. Anons, I have absolutely nothing to say to you that will make anyone feel better. The hatred and lack of respect you show for fellow human beings is disgusting, and I really, really hope you, whoever you are, see the wrong in what you've said and done. The situation itself is bad enough.

4. PH, I'm so sorry you're feeling ill! Join my club! :)

5. Entropy, have fun tonight!!! Bring us back all the Bert we can handle!

6. RE: Hannah

That's the most gutwrenching, depressing thing I've read in forever, and honestly I don't really know what to say about it.

I completely understand that we all have problems, I do. Some of our problems are much worse than another's, and it saddens me to see that a 9th grader didn't want to wake up another morning.

But, I'm in agreement, please, please don't blame music for it. There are, I believe, other reasons kids and adults alike take their lives, and I don't believe music, or a particular band, to be the leading cause.

This is something we need to be concerned with. This is something we need, as a nation, as a world, to be looking into. It doesn't have to be that way. It didn't have to be that way for Hannah.


Okay, so hello to all who may be here! Took me a bit, so if anyone left, my sincerest apologies! I hope you all have a great evening!

Sorry for the length, too!

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight Safe sweetie.


Take care, sweet dreams.

MissTottenham said...

Hiya mustard sweetie, how are you today?

Bellatrix said...

Hello Mayo, SS and Family.

Mayo,even if I'm not sure about the meaning of your new post,I'm fascinated by what you've created with this one.
It's good to hear from you and truly hope you're okay.


SS,thanks for being the great person you are.


J and L,I'm so glad Elena is alright now.Send her my love and a big hug!


Kapu,again I'm so sorry.
I really would like to know how to help you.Just remember I support and love you.
*BIG HUG FOR YOU*


Hello Family.
Just needed to make sure you're all alright.
I don't feel like chatting these days,so I'll just leave.

Take care everyone. I'll see you again when I feel better.

Love you all.Always.
*HUGS & KISSES*

Amyranth said...

Gearing up for a thunderstorm!

Be back later lovelies!


-A

sally said...

Kapunua,

I just wanted to drop in to say this.

I'm astounded by the behavior of these so called anons. They have crossed the line, and you have not done anything to deserve this type of cowardly vitriol. Little do they understand that this speaks more about them, then it ever did about you.

I'm sorry this is happening to you.

MissTottenham said...

See you later Amy.


Bella, hi and bye sweetie. I hope you feel more like chatting soon. Let us know if we can do anything to make you feel better.


Hiya KD, how are you sweetie?

Smoke said...

Hey again errbody!

Mustard,

I agree. That story just broke my heart.

MissTottenham said...

Nicely said KD.


This anon is getting quite obsessed with K and it is scary quite frankly.

Just know K that everyone here is disgusted with what they are suggesting they will do.

This is a blog that people come to for some fun. Stalking of this kind is totally out of order.

MissTottenham said...

Hiya smoke, how are you sweetie?

ergoproxy said...

good morning all!

Anonymous said...

Thank you guys. There's really not much to do; they kind of rifled through everything in my LJ that's been open to the public since around '04. I can't lock it up fast enough, there are thousands of entries. Remember what I said about keeping a diary? I write a lot. And they've started some trouble. I wasn't going to say anything here originally because I didn't want to let them know that anything had happened because I figured then they'd keep on going, but as of right now, if they do, what can I do about it? Pretty much nothing. We'll see how it goes tomorrow. But I want to thank everyone who was nice.

The crazy thing is that I don't know what these anons want with me or from me to begin with, so I don't actually even know how to end it. They never gave a reason.

Anonymous said...


Just know K that everyone here is disgusted with what they are suggesting they will do.


What they did do.

Smoke said...

I'm good MissT. And you? I hear you were gothed out today. Niiiiice. ^_~

MissTottenham said...

Oh no K. I hope you can do as much damage control as possible.


I don't why you asking for help for your collegue has provoked this onslaught and well, basically, campaign against you.


I'm not gonna ask you what they HAVE done cos that's personnal. I just hope it's not something that is gonna have the effect that the anons desire.

Anonymous said...

Okay guys, I'm going to train. Catch up with you later! Thank you again to everyone who was nice.

Anonymous said...

I dunno MissT. I'll try to be on chat tonight or tomorrow though.

MissTottenham said...

See you later K.

Try to enjoy training and forget this crap for a while.






Yo smoke, yeah I was goth girl today. Summer goth girl though.


I am gonna be yellow girl tomorrow.
I got my yellow t-shirt ready and I'll be in my yellow flip flops.

Smoke said...

Later K!

Anonymous said...

Bella:
I know you're gone, but I'm gonna stop by your blog in a bit. I just need to know if you are alright. You don't sound your normal Bella self.

MissT:
I'm okay. I've been better though! I think I have a head cold or something? Not really sure what it is, so it's draggin' me down. I hope for it to be better tomorrow!

Ergo:
Good morning to you!

Amy:
Be careful!

SMOOOOOOKE:
Hello!!!

ergoproxy said...

have to say the story of Hannah is tragic but I think the media paying such attention to it is "glorifying" it as well, all they are doing is reinforcing that adults don't understand, blaming music instead of the real emotional issues many of these kids have, it's too easy. And I feel sorry for the band (and all bands ever involved in this) that what they have done for artistic expression and to bring enjoyment can be blamed for something so ugly.
(it even happened to the beatles and the beach boys!)

and Kapunua I don't know why these people are taking this so far, it's ridiculous and I only hope they can be stopped, hunted down and prosecuted, it's just scary and not fair that you are being targeted

MissTottenham said...

I shall catch you tomorrow K.

I have to go to bed early tonight cos I have an early start tomorrow.

Smoke said...

God, I wish I could wear what I want to to work. >_<

Today I had on a black dress with little red flowers. GRRRRR.

So not me.

I'd rather be in my cut off capri pants and my LEATHERMOUTH shirt.

Anonymous said...

Sweat it out, Kapunua!

Hopefully a little agression release will ease some tension.

See you later. :)

Anonymous said...

Goodnight, MissT! See you around later!

gnothi seauton said...

Good ebening Bayo.
Good ebening All.


I haff a code.

* a-a-atchoo *

Oobs!

* wipes screen *

Sorry.

I can't breef. I'm goink to rub somb Vapo-rub on by chest. Back in a binute.

MissTottenham said...

LOL smoke. I'll bet you were just as pretty as a picture.


Mustard, I hope you feel better soon. Here I am spouting off about the weather being great and feeling good and you feel ill.

I am sending out healing thoughts. Can you feel em?




Ergo, good morning to you. How are you sweetie?

Smoke said...

I agree, Ergo. Totally. Forget about what emotional issues this little girl might have had in the first place and let's just focus on placing the blame on someone else. It irks the shit out of me.


Oh and....

MUUUUUSSSSSTTTTAAAAAARRRDDDD!!!!

Anonymous said...

AW, GS!

That's so cute! Awwww!


MissT:
I feel them! Keep 'em coming! ;)

MissTottenham said...

Blimey mustard, I'm not off just yet.

Another ten mins or so.



Oh no GS, you have the snots. *passes GS mansize hanky*

Is it a cold or hayfever?

Smoke said...

Is errbody sick around here? Are we passing around germs to each other? O_O

Hand sanitizer, people. Use the hand sanitizer before you type. And wear a mask. ^_~

Anonymous said...

FUCK!

I forgot hand sanitizer!


;)

ergoproxy said...

oh GS you poor thing, my cold is still a sore throat and reeling riun down, I hope the vicks works it's magic.

I'm ok missT a bit blah but getting there


there must be something going around the blog

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, MissT!

I didn't mean to shoo you out the door!

I dunno why I thought you were leaving, like, immediately. O_o

MissTottenham said...

LOL mustard, you are forgiven.



*puts hands to temples psychic stylee*


I am sending out healing thoughtwaves across the blog.


Breathe them in.

gnothi seauton said...

Oh no GS, you have the snots. *passes GS mansize hanky*

Is it a cold or hayfever?


Neiber. It's children, I fink I'mb allergic to dem.

Fanks Ergo, sorry you're feeling groddy too. * sends hugs *

Bustard - we shall be de boorly twins in de corner, looking a'dour hankies to see how green dour boogies are :D

MissTottenham said...

Sorry, I said breathe them in.

I'm not taking the piss out of you with stuffed noses.

*looks sheepish*

*wanders away with hands in pockets, whistling*

MissTottenham said...

looking a'dour hankies to see how green dour boogies are :D


When I blow my nose after I have been doing the dusting, my snot comes out grey.

MissTottenham said...

And on that bombshell I shall bid you farewell.


Goodnight everyone. See you tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Fuse sucks donkey shit

MCR and TBS were supposed to be on SURS today.

they showed the same fucking interview from PR and Gerard teaching Steven how to put on makeup.

how many times are they going to show the same shit, it drives me fucking crazy.

Anonymous said...

You guys are totally talking about snot!

Oh jeez!

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 5:49-

My thoughts exactly!

Anonymous said...

MCR interview on the sauce, stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

i'm sure the interview will be one of the guys calling in.

Smoke said...

SURS SUCKED ASS! You are so right, Anon.

DAMN. >_<

Snot....ewwwww.

ergoproxy said...

missT thanks for that! :)

ta
ta have a good night


anon that's a n old interview, perhaps there was a problem with a newer one? we don't get fuse so I really have no idea!

mustard I don't want to join in that topic at all!

sdock10 said...

'sup?

sdock10 said...

At least I got to fast forward through my SURS.

Niiiiiiiiice.

Smoke said...

Hiya Solly!

I do like the make-up lesson bit. That's always funny.

gnothi seauton said...

* breathes deep breath *

Ahh, that's better.

Night Foggy, sweet dreams. Do you want your handkerchief back? No? Why not?


So, back to acknowledgements:

Elena - glad to hear that you are better than you were, and hoping that smoother days are still to come.

Kapunua - words fail me. I'm sickened by this behaviour. So sorry you have to deal with this.

RW - clothes!! Hope everything is going okay in Saskatchewan. Have fun on the farm.

sdock10 said...

Yeah the make up lesson is sweet. Makes me want to go paint my eyes black and stuff.

The Sauce....*sigh*

These dudes think they are way funnier than they actually are.

Smoke said...

Yes, they do.

Hahaha-

I like the way Frank looks at Steven like 'yeah, that's cool' when he asked him how his looked.

O_O

And I'm sorry but the stripe = Hamburglar.

gnothi seauton said...

Hiya Solly and Smoke.

FASC - your post about Hannah is yet another case of the media needing scapegoats. A tragic waste of a young life.

sdock10 said...

How much you wanna bet we are sitting here watching this shit for a 90 second clip??

sdock10 said...

Hey GS! You're snotting it? Is that correct?

Smoke said...

Hey GS!


Oh Solly, it's probably about 60 seconds.

ergoproxy said...

can anyone tell me why other kids can have one school hat for 7 years and mine breaks it within 2 weeks?
I just spent 10 mins reattaching the cord.

blah I have to go get ready so i'll be back later

elena if you're about, hop on gmail later and we can have a talk if you like?
*lots of hugs*

catch you all in a while

sdock10 said...

Anyone notice that Steven just really gets off by saying My Chemical Romance? He likes saying it like a lot.

sdock10 said...

Is John Leguizamo on crack?


Just askin....

Smoke said...

Hahaha.

Steven loves saying My Chem. MCR. My Chemical Rooo-mance.

Anonymous said...

what's pissing me off is that Fuse is across the street from MSG and tomorrow is an off day for MCR. They couldn't have had MCR come by to do a new interview then.

Smoke said...

Seriously! O_O

OMG. Madonna is making Steven look crazy.

Anonymous said...

Madonna is mad. I detest her in so many ways.

BRING ON MCR

Anonymous said...

for elena and anyone else needing a friend

You've Got A Friend

When you're down and troubled
and you need a helping hand
and nothing, whoa nothing is going right.
Close your eyes and think of me
and soon I will be there
to brighten up even your darkest nights.
You just call out my name,
and you know whereever I am
I'll come running, oh yeah baby
to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
all you have to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah
. You've got a friend.
If the sky above you
should turn dark and full of clouds
and that old north wind should begin to blow
Keep your head together and call my name out loud
and soon I will be knocking upon your door
You just call out my name and you know where ever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall
all you got to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend?
People can be so cold.
They'll hurt you and desert you
Well they'll take your soul if you let them.
Oh yeah, but don't you let them.
You just call out my name and you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again
Oh babe, don't you know that
Winter spring summer or fall,
Hey now, all you've got to do is call.
Lord, I'll be there, yes I will.
You've got a friend.
You've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend.
You've got a friend

Song By James Taylor

gnothi seauton said...

Hey GS! You're snotting it? Is that correct?

You can be ' full of snot ' or ' feeling snotty ' or ' have the snots '.

' Snotting it ' is good though, may keep that one :)

Not to be confused with ' snotty ' , that means stuck up and full of ones own self importance

Slang, gotta love it :)

sdock10 said...

Fuck, Madonna made me feel uncomfortable.

For real.

Anon, Be careful. Don't blink. You might miss it.

Smoke said...

She's friggin' intimidating.

Ummm, I remember the Holiday days of Madonna so she can bite me.

gnothi seauton said...

Thanks, song Anon :)

sdock10 said...

Mariah Carey, could she just sing? I mean didn't she used to sing? What the fuck is this shit?



GS, I hope you stop "snotting it" soon.

Smoke said...

Somebody shut Mariah up. Please.

Anonymous said...

you are welcome, gnothi seauton!

Anonymous said...

STICK A SOCK IN IT MARIAH

Smoke said...

"I will hunt you down..."

GOD NO!!!!!! Please don't!

sdock10 said...

I don't know who is hotter....Christina or Emile?

Smoke said...

Christina.

She was in Black Snake Moan and I like tha movie. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Emile is hotter, Christina looks like fucking E.T.

sdock10 said...

Yeah, she's very niiiiiiiiice. I love her little squeaky voice.

gnothi seauton said...

Thanks Solly :)

Right, I'm going to head off, let you girlies chat about ... whatever it is you're chatting 'bout ( hasn't got a clue ).


Good night All.
Good night Mayo.


P.S. Sdock - I know you don't want to talk about it so here's a hug * SQUEEZE *

TTFN

sdock10 said...

muhauuahaha, Watch, it's going to be that clip from buzznet that we've already seen.

I will laugh so fucking hard.

sdock10 said...

Awwwh, GS, thank you.

*squeezes back*

sdock10 said...

Christina hating Anon,

Stop that right now. She is so cute. I love her.

Emile kinda looks like Jeff Gordon who kinda looks like Speed Racer.

Smoke said...

Awwww, she doesn't look like E.T. Okay, well yeah just a smidge.

SO!!! ^_~

Night GS! Hope you feel better!

Smoke said...

Jeff Gordon is meffin' Speed Racer. I don't know why they didn't just get him to play the part.

Anonymous said...

mustardisbetter said...
FUCK!

I forgot hand sanitizer!


;)



Fuck you!

Smoke said...

Sonofabitch.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello all once again.


Hannah I can't say I feel sorry for her or her friends they believed something stupid and got caught up in it. I mean really what band or singer or any kind of entertainer would want the people who pay them to kill themselves. People really should think before they act. And yes I think the parents are to blame. If they noticed changes in their daughter they should have kept a closer eye on them. It just sickens me how parents don't take care of their children anymore. They leave them on their own and than when something bad happens it's not their fault its the media.


So I just got fuse so they reshow the sauce and does Fuse always show movies later in the day or is my cable company cheap as fuckers who are share fuse with another channel.

Smoke said...

Hahaha! Anon, I almost did that.

Anonymous said...

Too slow, Joe!

sally said...

Speed, you're you're soooo hot!

and so naturally gifted!

Smoke said...

Bwah!

OMG. I ♥ Mikey for saying he was gonna hang out with his dogs.

Go Mikey!

Anonymous said...

Gerard said he was going to spend time with his dog too.

Smoke said...

Hey MJ!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Blogger sdock10 said...

Mariah Carey, could she just sing? I mean didn't she used to sing? What the fuck is this shit?



Have you notice before Mariah became all street and ho like she could hit really hi notes. Also she was smaller.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello S&V


Blogger trixie said...

Speed, you're you're soooo hot!

and so naturally gifted!

May 7, 2008 6:48 PM


Please tell me you guys remember the speed racer song where it sounds like he is having sex with trixie. Cause this comment just reminded me of it.

Anonymous said...

Speed Racer - Devo


I'M SPEED RACER AND I DRIVE REAL FAST
HE'S SPEED RACER AND HE DRIVES REAL FAST
I DRIVE REAL FAST I'M GONNA LAST
I'M A BIG PIRATE AND I LIKE TO STEAL
HE'S A BIG PIRATE AND HE LIKES TO STEAL
I LIKE TO STEAL AND I LIKE TO KILL
GO GO GO SPEED RACER
I'M A BARBIE DOLL BUT I GOT BRAINS
SHE'S A BARBIE DOLL BUT SHE'S GOT BRAINS
I'VE GOT BRAINS AND I LIKE SEX
LOTS OF BRAINS AND SHE LIKES SEX
I'M YOUR DOCTOR AND HERE'S THE BILL
HE'S YOUR DOCTOR AND HERE'S THE BILL
DOCTOR STEEL AND HERE'S THE BILL
HE LIKES TO STEAL SO HERE'S YOUR BILL
I'M SPEED RACER AND I DRIVE REAL FAST
I'M A BIG PIRATE AND I LIKE TO STEAL
I'M A BARBIE DOLL BUT I GOT BRAINS
I'M YOUR DOCTOR AND HERE'S THE BILL
I DRIVE REAL FAST I'M GONNA LAST
I LIKE TO DRINK AND I LIKE TO KILL
LOTS OF BRAINS AND I LIKE SEX
LIKE TO STEAL HERE'S YOUR BILL

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I never heard that song before anon but I like it. So that isn't the song. this one came out in 94 or 95. And it took the speed racer song and chanced it around a bit. Than in the middle of the song it took dialog from Trixie and speed and made it sound like they were having sex.

Anonymous said...

Here he comes
Here comes Speed Racer
He's a demon on wheels
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

BRB I am going to take a shower

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Thank you anon. You are very nice I hope you stick around. We need more people like you around here.

Anonymous said...

To the Anon who finished what I started, YOU RULE!

Smoke, sorry that you had to live up to your name. ;)


And, you guys know who Gerard reminded me of in the interview? Hmmm? Do ya?

He reminded me of the Gerard we saw in the "I'm Not Okay" video.

I was like, "HEY! I remember you!"

It was good. I wish it had been longer, but it was good. :)

I can't believe it's almost over. O_O

Anonymous said...

Mustard, think of the relief for them. It's time to have some semblance of a "normal" life.

If that's ever possible.

Anonymous said...

I know, right?

As much as I appreciate their constant touring and incessant making of new things, those dudes need some time off.

Couldn't agree with you any more.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

I totally thought the same thing. I was like he's wearing the blazer from the video and he looks like I'm Not Okay Gerard. It was nice. I laughed a lot.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Sdock!

Seriously, I was waiting for Toro to round the corner and eat a crayon. Seriously.

It was nice to see those two. It's been a long while since we've had interviews from them, so it was nice. :)

And poor, poor Mikey Way. Poor, poor dude.

sdock10 said...

Why poor Mikey?

Anonymous said...

Getting picked on for the bootlegs. He's never going to live it down!

sdock10 said...

Yeah, that was so cute. It was such a great interview filled with lots of smiles and laughter.


I so wish I was in New York for the final show.


BLOGGER is a hungry little asswhore bitch!!!!

Smoke said...

Poor Gerard is in for a rude awakening.

Married life is not that amaaaayzing.

Bwah!

Just playin'....

Not really. O_o

Anonymous said...

smoke, what did he say?

Smoke said...

Oh, he was just talking about he was gonna spend time with the wife and enjoy married life. Cuz married life is amaaaaayzing.

Let's ask him that after thirteen years. Ha! No, I hope it is everything he claims it is.

Today, I ♥ Mikey Way. Mikey rules.

sdock10 said...

Cohabitation ain't that grand either.


Just sayin....

Nah, it has it's moments. I guess. No messy judges or paperwork when it ends.

Anonymous said...

looks like he might be following MSI for the rest of their tour.

Because she is so amaaazzzing

Anonymous said...

i see ss is no longer interested in ouija boards
smart man

Anonymous said...

You did not tell the best part where he says he is looking forward to spending time with his wife "making art".

Smoke said...

OMG. I know. I just knew he was about to say 'make babies'.

I would have died.

Anonymous said...

Well, good luck to him.

His life, his love.

Carrie said...

K, I might have been mean on the interwebz but I would never pull shit like that in real life, and I'm sorry that someone has boarded that crazy train. And hey, since she doesn't read me anymore, somebody tell her I said this, ok? :)

sdock10 said...

Absolutely, I wish them all the best.


Dude, I just realized that I totally have one of my socks on inside out. How the hell???

Smoke said...

Well alrighty then. Yep, I agree Anon. Best of life to him.

^_^

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Let's go to New Yawwwk!

Anonymous said...

You're doing better than me!

I intentionally sometimes wear mismatched socks because I effing can.

Other times, it's a total mistake. Blame my alarm.

sally said...
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sally said...

start again, I'm doing two things at once.

How have you all been?

sdock10 said...

Hi KD! Hi Mustard! Hi Anons! Hi Lurker peeps!

*waves to Fimble Venoms Sock Star*


I'm off for a bath. Be back in a bit.

sally said...

*waves back to solly*

Don't be too long :)

ergoproxy said...

hello again HI KD haven't been on with you for a while, hey smoke mustard MJ sdock and anons

I used to watch speed racer, I loved all the cartoons from back then.

sally said...

Hey Ergo, nice to read you again :)

How have you been?

ergoproxy said...

not too bad thanks KD I have a cold but it's bearable, I just feel pretty run down.
Apart from that I had a lovely time at my friends wedding on the weekend and looking forward to Mother's Day and off to a stand up comedy show Monday night

how are you?

Carrie said...

Ergo, you mad at me? :(

sally said...

I hope your cold doesn't last too long, take it easy.

I'm looking forward to the weekend. My BF is going to spend the whole time with me, so I'm already smiling.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello all

sally said...

Hi MJ!

How's things?

ergoproxy said...

ooops sorry Carrie I did see you there

I had wallabies in the yard this morning and thought of you!

ergoproxy said...

you planning anything special (that you can discuss on a blog)?
Like going out?

Carrie said...

Oooh, wallabies!! I'm so jealous, today I just have wet bedraggled squirrels and bunnies. And hey MJ and KD. I just wrote a friend an actual letter, like with pen and paper, it's been so long since I've done that it's weird.

ergoproxy said...

sorry that last bit was for Katherine

Smoke said...

Hi all! I got sidetracked for a while. I'm sleepy and I don't know why. Every time I look at Tort Law I see Toot Law. O_O

So.....

On that note, I'm going to watch some tv!

Night Mayo!

Night SS!

Night BlogBelieve!

Sweet dreams to all of you!

Carrie said...

Night Princess! I have to go too, hubby wants to watch a movie. Have a nice night everyone!

ergoproxy said...

goodnight smoke sweet dreams
and goodnight carrie, enjoy your movie

sally said...

*laughs* well Ergo, I have been seeing him for the last few months, kinda getting to know him.

I sort of took it easy, because I wanted to get to know him, and he always seemed more interested in me. Which is surprising as he is very pretty (beautiful blue eyes) and seems to attract the ladies himself. But he is so sweet, kind and honest, you can't help but really like him. And he also has a sharp brain, which I really appreciate in a man.

ergoproxy said...

thats so nice KD I remember when you first mentioned him, how you wanted to go slowly and see, it's really lovely that it's worked out for you

sally said...

I'm just letting things flow Ergo. It takes a while to really get to know someone, and I don't want to make same mistakes I made in my past.

But he seems one of the "good" ones.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight S7v.


Hello ep Kd and carrie I am well I hope al of you are well

Anonymous said...

KD that's so nice. Is it sharpie time yet?

Everyone, thanks again for being nice. I'm waiting on a call from my co-worker in a few minutes.

But in the meantime I wanted to tell you something funny that happened to me tonight. :)

sally said...

I'm sorry smoke, I didn't see you head off. Sleep well.

MJ. I'm well thanks.

ergoproxy said...

hi kapunua , I know you're having a hard time and I really hope it all works out

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello kapu. Like ep said I hope things work out.

Anonymous said...

So here's what happened. I might have mentioned that at the school where I train, one of my training brothers--just a young thing, just a baby, he's only 23--is this really beautiful boy. I won't name him here, I'll just call him Beautiful Boy. Anyway, so this kid knows I think he's beautiful and he doesn't seem to mind. We've always had a really strong rapport and he has always helped me out a lot. We've gone back to weapons training and I'm really rusty after not having done weapons, especially the sword which I haven't done in about two years. So he was helping me a great deal with remembering the details.

Earlier in class I had been gabbing with my training sister, a young girl who is a brown belt. I had mentioned that there was this guy who'd gone to the same TBS show as me and he'd seen me comment to them on MySpace and he sent me a message, kind of interested. He's really good looking (and only 26, wtf?) so we were chatting about that in class.

So on black belt class we went outside and did weapons again and, long story short at the end of it I was packing up my sword and Beautiful Boy was sort of hanging around me so I started yammering to him like I always do. "I just want to thank you so mcuh for your help, it makes a huge difference, I'd forgotten so much of it and it means a lot to me that you take time out of your own training to help me" blah blah dicker blah. When I talk to him--or anyone who is attractive--I put my head down and let my hair fall over my face and this was easy because I was leaning over the steps packing my sword away, right?

So all of a sudden I feel something tickling me and I'm like, "OMGWTH?" and I go to swat it away, and it's Beautiful Boy, using the blade of his sword to move my hair. ??? Then he flipped the sword around and tickled me with the flags on the other end.

My reaction was to utterly spazz out because even at my age, beautiful boys make me turn into a stammering twelve year old and I got all, "Oh heeheee, it was you, heehee, I didn't know what that was so, uhh, well, thanksforyourhelpgoodnight."

WTF? It was like Kung Fu Flirting. But I don't speak Beautiful Boy language so he was probably just goofing off.

Anyway it still sort of made my night.

sally said...

Kapunua, it hasn't hit that stage yet!

I'II know it's true love when feel compelled to sharpie myself ^_^

On a more serious note, have you considered some legal advice on the matter, if in fact it does effect your livelihood?

Anonymous said...

Thank you Ergo, and MJ.

I obviously can't say on here what's going on with work. I'll find out in a little while, or of not, tomorrow. But thanks for that.

Meanwhile people have inundated my journal and I've had to, as the anons noticed, lock a bunch of stuff that used to be open since around '04.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, KD. I'll have to see what happens tomorrow and take it from there. Maybe nothing.

And I'll tell you something crazy: the last thing I want is for anything bad to happen to this blog so I don't know what I'd do.

Anonymous said...

For Elena

For Mayo

For SS

For all of my wonderful BlogFamily

For all of us

I love you all

Why Not? :)

Just let me hold you and we'll all fall down

Pactum Serva

sally said...

Kapunua, to maliciously use information from a private journal is detestable.

Anonymous said...

April is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade,
And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten,
And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.
Bin gar kine Russin, stamm' aus Litauen, echt deutsch.
And when we were children, staying at the archduke's,
My cousin's, he took me out on a sled,
And I was frightened. He said, Marie,
Marie, hold on tight. And down we went.
In the mountains, there you feel free.
I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.



For old times sake.

ergoproxy said...

haha K that's so cute!

(sorry It took a bit to reply- phone call)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am hope beautiful boy is into you kpua.


Anyway like KD said have you thought about legal action. regardless of what happens.

ergoproxy said...

oh guardian angel I can't get the video here, it says not in my country :[
could you tell me what it is?


K I agree with KD have you gotten advice?

sdock10 said...

Elena,

I just want you to know that I'm thinking about you. Hang in there, you're stronger than you realize. You have a lot of people here who are sending you all the happy thoughts you can stand.

Come back soon.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So there is something wrong with my ability to play videos on youtube.

So I couldn't watch that video but thank you GA.

sdock10 said...

Jules,

I'm sorry that I couldn't be here today to help defend you. I really don't know what to say about what's happening to you except that it's pretty fucked up.

Just know that your friends will always be there for you and will always have your back.

You're truly beautiful inside and out. Don't ever doubt it.

Fuck those fuckers that are trying to bring you down.

Oh come on, I had to sling the eff bomb a couple of times just for you.

sdock10 said...

Fimble Venoms Sock Star aka Betty Botch,

Where are you? I miss you. I am hot and I need someone to blow on me. Nobody does it like you.


*waves to Fimble*

Amyranth said...

I can't get the video either. Also not available in my country.

Is it the one I think it is?

-A

Anonymous said...

she does need a lawyer since libel legal action is probably being taken against her
find a good lawyer kapuna :-(

ergoproxy said...

I don't know why it's not available in some countries

Martha Smith-Jones said...

From what I understand libel law suits from over the Internet usually don't go any where. Also I don't think they would have a good case. Kapu didn't give much info about them. The only reason the anons where able to get in contact with them is because they went to the trouble of searching. The anons are the ones who I believe would be in more trouble because they have repeatedly harassed kapu and they are trying to get her fired .

Anyhow if those people are the way Kapu said they have most likely done this to other people and it wouldn't be very smart of them to take action.

Anonymous said...

blurb

Anonymous said...

Thanks guys. yes, let me tell you, these people are insane. That's all I can say here.

9:56, why do I get the feeling that you're one of the ones who is responsible for this?

Anyone want to go on AIM? I'll be on for about a half an hour and I promise I won't bitch at you too much. ;D

ergoproxy said...

hey blurb anon

Anonymous said...

5

Anonymous said...

3

ergoproxy said...

deedle diddle doddle doo

ergoproxy said...

haha me!

Anonymous said...

poo

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