Honorable Mention.
I am the clown.
Because you asked me to
and I am colorful enough, so
I quickly make the change.
It’s an easy switch in contrast.
Then, you are off and running.
Up and down the row
I am chasing you and I am out of breath.
You are elusive, but you see
I am the clown.
And I will use a trick to catch you.
I must catch you, because I have to tell you
I am not a fool. But, I have failed.
The pulsing lights drawing on
Death and destruction flash above
And beyond you. The images are mostly grave
Punched in and out in perfect time.
They were too many and too long, but
I had to remain until the end.
I knew they would tell the story.
Then, the images stop.
I achieve execution in a flash of bright white
Then perception returns to me, the clown,
Looking at you down the row.
I can’t move but to say the end.
But, I forgot the most important part.
Then, you are gone.
For a moment, I am frantic to find you.
But, I also don’t want to lose my character.
It is of every color and
Can give me up a reckless fool.
While I pretend to know the rest,
I search for my friend.
His name is random, and
He was sitting next to me.
Before you came along…
And as I am just about to take my leave
You appear again, but now
You are the clown.
And you want to tell me that
I am just a fool.
p.s. strung out on pointless prevarication and cardboard collusion.
(...fucking nightmare)
Friday, May 16, 2008
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Yeah Mustard, that's her new song. She just sang it on Ellen.
Why are they dressed up like boxers?
Ughh.
Has anybody ever seen Alanis's version of My Humps? It is hysterical. She sings it in true Alanis fashion, but it's slow. I would link, but I am a spaz at that.
*looks around*
*spots mustard*
mmmmmmeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwww
*flies throguh the air*
*lands on mustard*
nom nom nom
*eats mustard's thumb*
I found this cicada pic. Looks nothing like the other pic.
It is my 19th wedding anniversary today, and still, I cannot resist the lure of American Idol. And cicadas freak me out, I like to play with the husks though.
The boxing thing is corny.
reckon David A. has a half gallon of milk in his corner and David C. has a flat iron in his?
Dudes, are they going cage match on this bitch? That would be more entertaining.
That's my kitty.
*hands SS Phantom Kitty a treat*
Hee-hee.
Hi, Carrie :D
Has anybody ever seen Alanis's version of My Humps? It is hysterical. She sings it in true Alanis fashion, but it's slow. I would link, but I am a spaz at that.
I heard it on the radio a few years ago, Star, and I LOLed, like, really, really effing hard. Allanis rocks the damn house down. I love her.
OMG, his hair is going straight up, what the hell is that, an aborted faux hawk?
purrr
*licks princess's hand*
meow
Hey RW! I like your tattoo design, by the way.
Ohhh, Jules. You have to see the video.
I love her so much, and that just sent her into the stratrosphere for me.
Paula's on happy juice tonight. This might be fun.
I love Alanis, too. :)
AIn't no waffles in Belgium!
I don't know, I just felt like it.
Okeee, I am off to play my video game.
AND EAT NUTELLA.
I ain't seen no waffles, since I been here, and I think that's BULLSHIT.
I ♥ The Belgian Waffle Song
Back later!
The anticipation of what they are going to sing is exciting me way too much, just sayin'
Smoke,
I ordered the new S/C shirt. I couldn't let you show me up. 'Cept this time, I didn't do the girls cut.
Hello Carrie.
Okay so I don't watch AI. But they talk about it On TMZ. They think it will be David A because everyone has been kissing his ass.
Aren't cicadas that odd buzzing noise you always hear in anime.
EEEEEEEEK! I knew you couldn't stand it. ^_^
It's cool right?
I didn't do the girls cut either. I didn't want to have to give this one to LHM, too.
Wait, Solly and Smoke! I didn't order mine yet. Should I get regular?
Hey MJ, oh man, this first song isn't even that bust worthy, he's kinda doing a decent job. Or maybe I had too much wine with dinner. But Terry claims he has elf boots on and it's scaring him.
Okay, that was boring.
Yeah, I want to order the Monster one too and another Leathermouth. This time I will get one that fits over my hugemongous girl parts.
Hey you lot, I just got some bad family news, I'm gonna bail for a bit. I'll email okay?
It's Me
So I see you are talking about vermin you would rather not have to live with.
I do not like spiders...any size, shape. One actually chased me out of the shower....it was funny...naked and wet and a spider, which I was times bigger chased me out...how could that happen?....well, we have lovely spiders that like to jump.
Others that can leave me alone are snakes and bees.
Star,
The gals cut runs really really really really
REALL teeny tiny.
OOH MY FREAKING GOD... Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me!! Like that hasn't been done before.
CLAY AIKEN ANYONE?
clear your throat, David!
I'm sorry, Kapunua.
I would, Star. Only because the girls cut is soooo small.
Like teenie.
I washed my black S//C one that I had in the girls cut and accidentally put it in the dryer.
LHM can now wear it. It doesn't look like a girls shirt on him and he doesn't know the difference. Haha!
He was like, "MAMA! Can I wear this to school? I'm wearing Skeleton Crew! YESSS!"
Hee-hee.
Carrie what. Was that something to do with AI. I only know it from TMZ. I no watchy that show.
Jules,
Yes, please let us know.
It's Me,
Did you poke them with a stick? I bet spiders hate that shit.
Hey RW! I like your tattoo design, by the way.
Thank you :)
I'm sorry to hear that, K.
Oh, Jules, that doesn't sound good. Let us know, okay?
Yeah, I'm sorry MJ, I was combining my hello to you with the rest of my comment.
Oh look, baby boy gonna cry.
It's Me
sdock10 -- You are killing me with that pointy stick. :)
NO...do not poke the jumping spiders with a stick. They jump and you are not sure where they are going.....Must be in control.
hello it's me
kapu i hope it works itself out
Did you poke them with a stick? I bet spiders hate that shit.
Badgers aren't to fond of it either.
Thanks, Smoke. I will get regular. I shrink everything I wash.
LHM wearing it is precious, though.
It's Me, jumping spiders are frightening! They shouldn't be able to have superpowers like that!
*catches up on above comments*
I'm sorry, K :( I hope everything works out whatever it is.
Hallo It's Me!
I used to HATE bees. Until I watched Transformers and started googling Bumblebees. I found out some really neat info on them.
Also, we grow Echinacea in our yard, turning it into a stop on the Bee Trans Canada. Bumblebees are very sweet. They sit there, and let you pet them while they eat.
-A
Badgers don't like being poked with spoons, anon.
Not sure about sticks.
its alright carrie
It's Me,
Okay, I will stop. It's just like it's our thing now and I can't help myself.
Other Anon,
Can I poke you with my pointy stick?
OOH MY FREAKING GOD... Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me!! Like that hasn't been done before.
Fixed!
-A
It's Me
Star -- can you take that away from them?
I hate when they look at you and you know what is going to happen.
Duck and cover.....run!!
Happy Anniversary Carrie!
Hi everyone! It's AI night, eh?
Princess/Solly, what's up with the girl cut? I can't decide what I should order.
Why do cats love to walk on your computer keyboard.
Good answer, anon. She shouldn't have given you the option, really, should she?
It's Me
sdock10 -- I know. It is OK...bring on the pointy stick!!!
Yes, It's Me, I will wave my magic wand, and they will remain earthbound.
Hi, Anima :D
*pokes and runs away*
Gotchya anyways!
David Cook, oh no, no no.
Okay, yeah, this song is kinda sucky, or maybe just his voice in it, and thanks Anima.
MJ, why do cats like to poo on the floor when they have a perfectly clean litterbox to go in?
That was forgettable, dude.
hello anima
You know, David Cook should totally kiss his hair stylist's ass, because whoever it was made him look like he has hair.
It's Me
Thank you star....can you keep mice from running up my leg...yes, it happened!
Hi Carrie, Anima and Anon.
You should see him all punked out, Star.
He's the preppiest punk rock kid ever.
Why do cats only like people who don't like cats?
Hey RW! Nice to see you.
It's Me
Carrie -- that is just what cats do...I have yet to figure them out. I have had cats, but am now cat free...only dogs.
David C favorite place is Reseda CA
It's Me, that's horrible, but at least it wasn't a squirrel.
That's be way worse for me.
Places fake rat on Sdock's pillow and sneaks away.
Anonymous said...
It's Me
Thank you star....can you keep mice from running up my leg...yes, it happened!
I would so die. For real, I would pass out and die.
Anonymous said...
Places fake rat on Sdock's pillow and sneaks away.
*passes out cold*
Hey Star, anon who feels my cat pain, and funny anon with the Reseda, you so clever.
Hey Martha. I'm not sure about cats. I think they are just cool with doing whatever the hell they want, and maybe they find humor in annoying those that show them no attention. I know I would. :)
You know what they say, It's all fun and games until someone passes out.
Sorry Sdock.
One time there was a dead mouse on our floor. Well, our cats have mice toys, so I didn't notice. Annie runs into the bathroom with the thing in her hand, shaking it, yelling, THIS is a REAL DEAD MOUSE, A REAL MOUSE!! And David A is so gonna win, but this song is kinda gay. And that's a call out to all the sailors on his back there.
anima I am sure you are right.
It's Me
Maybe we should not entertain the anon...that is what they want.
I guess I'll come out to play another time.
Carrie,
WTF is up with that jacket? For real...
This show is lame.
Anon,
It might help me overcome my fear. Thanks.
Oh snap, Sdock. That Anon just punked you bigtime.
Hey Anima!
Okay, going to take a shower.
Be back later!
It's me, that was cute. :) Anons do get a lot of attention 'round these parts.
*strokes pretend beard. maybe i should be come an anon again*
it's YOU
it's ME
it's US
it's THEM
it's EVERYBODY
it's EVERYONE
OMG Smoke, you can leave the trainwreck that is AI!! You are strong, woman.
Anon,
I thought it was nice of you to play with me, but I'm a freak who is deathly afraid of rats so take that for what it's worth.
Hi everyone!!!!
Sorry about being anonymous, shit happens!!!
Took me a while to catch up, so i can not stay, my time is all most up.
The Lyn Z thing,
Boo Whoo, I thought the first year of marriage was suppose to be the honeymoon stage of marriage, all happy and finding there way together, and it seems like she wants her own life, and she can have it when she signs the bottom line of the divorce papers by the end of the year, cause i can't see this lasting if she gets pissed off by just being called Mrs. Way.
MSI,
I know little about them, I'm not into there so called music, i see them as a joke band, fun to watch or laugh at, but not to be taken seriously in the music world, but to each his own.
As for Eliza,
I think she loved him more than he loved her and she was hurt.
She believed in him and something happened that we may not know till the book comes out.
I do think we should pay attention to what is going on with her, cause i bet it's going to get dirty fast.
Tit for Tat!
There is so much more i would like to say, just no time.
I miss all of you!
Mayo,
I know you read some of the shit on here, time for some fun in here.......Any Idea's
OK now i really do have to go!
Hugs!!!!
Blows kiss!!!
pj
And yeah, Solly, my husband was like, anchors, seriously? So that's um, let me see, he commented on David Cook's elf boots, and David A's anchor motif jacket. Hmmm, maybe I've been living a lie for the last 19 years. :)
AI blows
i'm going to watch paint dry
Carrie, it could be a tummy problem. If she's got a food sensitivity then she might not have time to make it to the box before she poops. My cat does that from time to time because she can't have wheat in her food.
Cats prefer people who don't like them, because they don't present a threatening vibe around the cat. If you walk up to a strange cat and start saying "Here, kitty!" chances are you'll spook it. It doesn't know you, doesn't want to know you, and will run away.
A cat that is ignored feels less threatened, and may actually gravitate towards that person because they are not acting like they want to grab the cat.
-A
*waves to PJ and blow kiss back to her*
You take care of yourself!
Oh, man, mess this up Dave Cook and I will cut you.
Anon,
Can I go inhale paint fumes with you?
Carrie,
He's kinda doing okay and kinda fucking it up at the same time. Way to make the song unrecognizable, dude.
Amy, yeah, we've tried different things with the cat. I really think it's her way of expressing displeasure. She doesn't do it when I'm the one cleaning the litterboxes, I think Al just doesn't do as good of a job as I do. :) She has actually gone and pooped specifically in Al's room before.
Hi PJ!!!
I was thinking about the Lynz thing too. My first thought was, I'm proud to be my husband's wife...I do understand wanting to remain independent and all, but she knew this was going to happen. Maybe she should have stayed as the girlfriend a little while longer, so she could get used to it. Eh, whatever. I'm not her. Can't judge.
David Cook is Cooked
Yeah, Solly, I hear you. And oh God at Paula standing in your truth. So that's what you call it? :)
Get ready for David A. to cry when he sings Imagine.
*sigh*
*girding my loins*
Oh, gah, the cheese, but he is sooo gonna win.
Who do you guys think is going to win?
Well my friends, I must leave again. I'm gonna try to stop by later.
And just in case it wasn't clear, I do not mean to imply Lynz is not proud. It kind of appears that way to me, doensn't mean it's true. Marriage is a partnership, you do loose some of your formal identity (I did struggle with changing my name), but you never lose who you are as a person.
Is he the younger one?
Bye for now, Anima :)
well thank GOD that shit is done. oh and can the judges be biased much?
I will pick up my fucking phone and vote for DC right now. I will show them.*
*Fuck no I'm not.
Yeah RW, the youngster is gonna win. I think David Cook is more entertaining, but David A did kinda sing rings around him.
RW,
I'm betting on David.
*runs off to inhale more paint fumes with Anon*
Solly, Terry says you're so right!
hello pj and later anima
Ok, guys, it's been fun, but I guess I should actually go pay some attention to my husband. Night, guys!! And oh, poor Ruben, they had to throw him a bone.
Awwh snap! It's the Velvet Teddy Bear!
*wonders if Mayo votes for American Idol*
Hmmmm, so do ya, Mayo?
It's Me
Well, I need to go. Want to thank all of you for being so welcoming...
sdock10 -- please keep the pointy stick ready...never know when I might need it :)
Toujours -- Keep missing you...guess we are just not on at the same time.
Why do people insist on trying, and I really, really stress trying, to re-do "Imagine." Please. >_<
Even if David Cook doesn't win, which at this point, he may not, he will win in the long run. That dude will sell way more records than the other David will.
Gotta catch up.
You're cheeky, Solly!
Bye Carrie!
goodnight carrie and its me
K, shit keeps on happening to you doesn't it. It all comes at once. I know you don't know me we've only talked a few times. I mostly lurk. I am not a vulture anon. But I hope whatever it is gets better soon.
RW,
Is that a good thing? Being cheeky and all?
G'nite, It's Me!
Sometimes it's good & sometimes it's bad, Solly.
On you, though, it's always good :)
Pssst!
Don't tell S&V I'm borrowing her new nail polish!
RW,
Would you paint my nails?
Will it go with my purple toes?
Okay, all caught up.
Hey, dudes and dudettes!
Hey Mustard,
What ya doing? What did you buy at the record store today? Have you picked a fave Raconteurs song yet?
Well, Solly, I got her a silver/grey polish and a pink polish. I think the grey would go best with your purple toes.
Buy hey, you could use pink too. Your toesies and fingies don't have to match. Mine don't!
I just found a spider crawling on me
Do you think SS would mind if I took over his pedicure detail for one night?
MJ: 0_0
AIM, anyone?
Hey!
I bought We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things by Jason Mraz.
And I think it's a tie right now between "Consoler Of The Lonely" and "Rich Kid Blues."
And is it just me, or is there quite a bit of Queen influence throughout this thing?
MJ,
Whoooooooah! Don't tell Smoke. She will freak the fuck out.
RW,
I never paint my fingernails. I dunno why.
I luvs painting my fingie nails, Solly.
I may have a funny face & bad hair, but I have great fingie nails!
I suck at nail painting, but I have fabulous nails. I guess it's cuz I don't bother with them.
I've never had a manicure.
Martha Jones said...
I just found a spider crawling on me
*dies*
*points and laughs at Smoke*
hahahahh!
*comes back to haunt Sdock*
*brings pet rat*
Now what are you laughing at?
Hmmm?????
I've only had a professional manicure twice. I like to do my nails myself.
You aint fooling nobody. You wouldn't pick up a rat, you princess, you!
I picked up a mouse with my bare hands in my apartment last summer.
Smoke would throw a hairbrush at the rat.
I had a bad experience with a manicurist here in town. She overcharges anyway but she was really good, right?
Well, me and some of my friends went into her store one afternoon and when we got back to the office she called threatening to call the police on us. O_O
She accused one of us of stealing a little $2.00 flip-flop necklace. What she didn't know was one of my friends had picked it up and put it back in a different spot.
She refused to apologize.
>_<
Botch.
I pick up mice frequently.
And snakes, geckos, anoles, skinks, bearded dragons, birds, fish, dead fish... the list goes on.
-A
I totally would, Mustard. I'd sling it so hard, OMG.
Poor Mighty Mouse.
RW,
You did what? I don't comprehend craziness!
How the fuck did you pick it up? Was it retarted or rabid or something?
Dogs and cats.
That's about the extent of it.
I would love to have a pet monkey. Oh, and I've always wanted a baby pig.
I'm weird.
It was just a wee little thing, Solly. I think it got lost on its way somewhere else. It didn't budge at all when I picked it up. It only started struggling once I actually got it outside.
S&V, that manicurist and her skanky-ass $2.00 necklace can bite me!
I LUVS piggies and monkeys!!
I like turtles.
I got Mayo a pet turtle. Don't tell him that I stuck it in his lair. It might frighten him.
I named him Barnibus.
I ♥ you, RW!
I know! She's such a botch. She lost alot of bizznezz that day.
We threatened to throw a brick through her store window.
Muwhahaha.
resurrected wreck said...
It was just a wee little thing, Solly. I think it got lost on its way somewhere else. It didn't budge at all when I picked it up. It only started struggling once I actually got it outside.
*twitches*
I screamed a little bit when I read that. Especially the struggling part. And I can't stand the squeaking noise.
I have cats so I am always picking up some dead thing
Barnibus the pet turtle.
Niiiiiiiiiiice!
Solly, the squeak is just the baby mousie saying "Please don't hurt me. I won't do anything to you, just let me down please."
Mice are actually incredibly intelligent.
Hamsters on the other hand.. :B
-A
Barnibus! Lovely!
Although, keep him far away from SS Phantom Kitty.
Ahem.
He might think it's a playtoy or sumfin'.
Mustard, seriously, the new Jason Mraz is Queenly influenced? Gah, you peeeples be making me poor. I want the new REM too.
I'll never forget when my kitty-cat Sugar, bless her, left me a surprise in the kitchen.
I was sweeping and saw something that looked kind of funny so I bent down to look and OMG.
It was a rat head. And the tail. O_O
That's all she left.
Then she just looked at me like, uhhh, what's your prob?
I never looked at her the same way after that.
Sorry, keep sticking my head in here, my poor husband understands though, I think he's tangentially addicted. Right now he's obsessively voting for David Cook.
Nah nah nah, not Mraz's new one. The Raconteurs. It sounds like it's got quite a few Queen influences.
Jason's new one is very tropical and island-y. I love his music.
It didn't squeak at all, Solly, it was very quiet.
Oh, Smoke, I have an even sadder story. My little brother had two mice he called Eek and Meek. They had a habit of getting out of their cage. One morning, we found poor Eek and Meek on top of the cat food, with their little mice feet et off. Evidently they were saving them for later.
S&V, my landlady's cat once left me a dead rat on my back porch.
Jack White is like, ummmmm, a God or something, right?
*bows down to Jack's awesomeness*
Oh, Okay, Mustard, but it still adds to the list!!!
And I totally love Jason's voice, to quote Randy from AI, he could sing the phone book and I would buy it!
Well, time for me to head off.
Have a good night, everyone :D
S&V she was trying to tell you that she was dangerous and not to be taken lightly. In the cat world a rat head = horse head
Kitty-cats are funny about that, RW.
Why do they feel the need to show you? I mean, seriously? They are proud as all get out though.
Yuck.
goodnight rw
Sweet dreams, RW!
MJ,
She was gangsta. No joke. Street cred and all that shit.
I got her from the pound. She was one bad kitty. All fifteen pounds of her. ^_^
I miss her! :(
Lol
That makes me think of PH. She has a kitty that looks just like mine looked and her name is Sugar.
Mine was Sugar, too.
:(
I miss PH's RAWRs.
My two don't go outside, but a cat we owned a very long time ago was an outdoor cat and one time...
SORRY SOLLY
She brought home a live baby mouse and dropped it in the middle of the living room floor while my mother was having a Ladies Party (Lingerie Selling Party) with about 10 ladies there.
I've never heard so much screaming in my life.
-A
Gah! That is funny, Amy.
I ♥ cats.
In honor of PH....
RAWR!
Smoke,
You could put your pics up in a post on TOT.
Kapu, what happened? Its Ok if you don't want to talk about it. I hope everythings alright. I commented on your story, at your blog, it was weird but amazing.
RAWR!!!
I might.
And I like the art you put up after the story if it is yours.
smoke&venom20 said...
Jack White is like, ummmmm, a God or something, right?
*bows down to Jack's awesomeness*
May 20, 2008 9:51 PM
"JW is awesome" I want to see him live. One day.
When it rains it pours.
"It's f---ed up and totally offensive that my name has totally disappeared and I am now referred to as 'Mrs. Gerard Way,' "
Lyn-Z, this can be fixed so easily.
All Gerard has to do is call Stacy Foss and ask her to draw up papers. And depending on his level of sobriety at the time of the wedding, he could maybe get an annulment!
I want Jack White to sweat on me and maybe some of his awesomeness will seep into my pores.
Just sayin...
Hee Solly! I must admit, my Jack White experience is limited to one White Stripes song, and the Steady as She Goes song.
CAROLINA DRAMA!
Just sayin...
firsty?
Going to hell in a gold handbasket.
-A
OH no, Carrie....you must get the new stuff.
oooh ANON!
I could just poke you with my pointy stick!
Oh man, Solly, you got robbed. And is Carolina Drama a band, or an album name? (I'm sorry, I was skimming today)
You won't catch me this time.
Me, too! Anon, I would love to see Jack White play live.
He is pure genius.
Still haven't relistened to Carolina Drama.
Don't hurt me.
I have, however, played and replayed Origins Of Symmetry and I can't get enough.
I totally went backwards when it came to Muse. >.<
Stacy Foss?
hello again what's going on, on this brand new page?
Well, I won't try seeing as how it's pretty dangerous to run with a pointed stick and all.
I want to see Jack White play too. I swear I would sit there with my jaw on the floor. He just oozes pure genius.
Well, I won't try seeing as how it's pretty dangerous to run with a pointed stick and all.
I want to see Jack White play too. I swear I would sit there with my jaw on the floor. He just oozes pure genius.
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