Honorable Mention.
I am the clown.
Because you asked me to
and I am colorful enough, so
I quickly make the change.
It’s an easy switch in contrast.
Then, you are off and running.
Up and down the row
I am chasing you and I am out of breath.
You are elusive, but you see
I am the clown.
And I will use a trick to catch you.
I must catch you, because I have to tell you
I am not a fool. But, I have failed.
The pulsing lights drawing on
Death and destruction flash above
And beyond you. The images are mostly grave
Punched in and out in perfect time.
They were too many and too long, but
I had to remain until the end.
I knew they would tell the story.
Then, the images stop.
I achieve execution in a flash of bright white
Then perception returns to me, the clown,
Looking at you down the row.
I can’t move but to say the end.
But, I forgot the most important part.
Then, you are gone.
For a moment, I am frantic to find you.
But, I also don’t want to lose my character.
It is of every color and
Can give me up a reckless fool.
While I pretend to know the rest,
I search for my friend.
His name is random, and
He was sitting next to me.
Before you came along…
And as I am just about to take my leave
You appear again, but now
You are the clown.
And you want to tell me that
I am just a fool.
p.s. strung out on pointless prevarication and cardboard collusion.
(...fucking nightmare)
Friday, May 16, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4664 Newer› Newest»I will Bella, Albatross has gone off to spend time with family right now but will be back in an hour.
Right ladies,I'm off to bed.
Goodnight Mayo,SS and Family.
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*
PS:MissT,thanks again.
I love pretty nails, but mine are all different lengths at the mo.
Night, Bellatrix :)
RW, I like both. Dark or pale. I just don't like the in-between shades.
But I am going through a pale stage. I like it fresh and clean.
i'm off
bye!!
I have a medicine cabinet full of reds! I also have a shimmery grey, a bright pink, and a black, but that's about it.
Bye, EP :D
Good evening Mayo.
Good evening All.
Hi, GS! :D
How goes it?
Bye Bella & Ergo!
It's has been lovely to chat with you all. Take care and goodnight.
It's getting late here too and I'm knackered.
Welp, as they say in Russia
Moscow
Just realised you Merricans prolly won't get that joke cos you pronounce it differently to us Brits, oh well, oh well, oh well (rips off Solly)
Night All! *waves*
Anytime Bella.
See you later Ergo.
Goodnight Bella,
Goodnight Elune,
Goodnight Lucy LU.
Sweet dreams.
Hiya GS sweetie, how are you?
Night, Lucy! :)
Hi RW; not so bad thanks, how are you?
Night Bella, Elune and Lucy. Pleasant dreams to you all.
Hiya Foggy, I'm not too bad poppet, how are you?
K, I've just become totally addicted to that perfume site!
I'm good, GS :) Just enjoying my long weekend, having bubble baths, painting my nails. Pretty low-key. It's nice!
Tired but grand GS duckie.
Raise your hand if you'd like to have had the internet be Scratch & Sniff!
Well, most of the internet.
*raises hand*
I do not, however, want to scratch & sniff Mayo.
Oh my GOD! I totally fail at being in two places at one freakin' time!
Gonna erase it.
Oh man, can you imagine? A Scratch & Sniff "Mayonaise?" That'd be pretty smelly. :/
Tired but grand GS duckie.
Grrr, neighbours!
RW - sounds good. By the way, we came joint first in the Saturday quiz and failed miserably on the radio quiz :( You can listen to it if you get the inclination.
Where do I go listen, GS?
Congrats on the Saturday quiz :)
When I first heard my voice I told my daughter to shoot me. Awful!!
I couldn't play it, GS :( I'm missing the proper program on my computer.
I always cringe when I hear a recording of my voice. I never think it sounds like me!
I can't hear it without down loading real player. Bugger.
Sazme, Miss T.
Is there any other way to hear it, GS?
I hate my voice too. I will never ever sing in front of anyone.
Don't worry RW, you're not missing much! And I know what you mean about the voice, I sound much deeper in my own head. However, someone rang into the programme and said I sounded sexy so they like it at least!!!
Hi Miss T, I thought we'd lost you. And I have no idea how else you can listen to it, sorry.
*waves to FIMBLE VENOMS SOCK STAR*
I see you!
My voice sounds like the angels from above.
Just sayin...
LOL GS, I am so tired I will have to call it a night soon.
Sexy voice eh? You should do commercials. make some money out of it.
My voice sounds like the angels from above.
I wouldn't expect it to sound any different :) Hiya by the way.
I am, of course, joking.*
*except, not really.
WHAT? Yes, I have lost my mind.
Of course it does, Solly! I would expect nothing less ;)
Hey GS,
Inhaled anything good lately?
*solly is feeling more manic than usual today*
Wooohooo!
*Jumps on Mayo's couch and starts singing Flashdance(What a Feeling)*
Night then Miss T, I shall have to go soon as well. Sleep well.
Muuahahha!
Ask my sister! She will tell you I sound like Satan!
*growls*
BE GONE SATAN!
Yup, I am off to bed. I can't stay awake any longer. Two hours sleep is not enough.
I shall see you all later.
Have fun.
Goodnight all.
Inhaled anything good lately?
Quite the reverse actually, I've been in a really pissy mood.
Still, can't complain.
G'nite, MissT!
Mwah! Mwah!
GS,
Why so pissy?
* shrugs *
Dunno, just cheesed off with stuff. No reason for it at all. That's why I kept away for the week, I can be a right bitch when I'm in that kind of mood.
RW / Mustard - you still around?
I'm here :) Just painting the talons.
Okey, dokey.
I am here!
Let it be known that My Ass is so gonna beat RW's Ass.
It's on, sistah. It. Is. On.
Ooooooooooh!
*is sexcited*
Right ladies, I'm off.
Good night All.
Good night Mayo.
TTFN
Have a good night, GS :)
My ass is so not scared of your ass, Mustard! :P
Night, GS! Sleep well!
RW:
My Ass will sit on your Ass.
Hell, I'll even smoosh your Ass's Ass!
Beat that!
Fuck.
See what you made me do? It should have read "Ass'," 'cause, you know, it's possessive and shit.
;)
My Ass will sit on your Ass.
Hell, I'll even smoosh your Ass's Ass!
0_0
That's, like, not very nice!
Wow!
*is amazed*
*girlie flails at Mustard*
I'll scratch yer eyes out! 0_0
Where the fuck is everyone?
MAYOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Dudes, I don't think he's home.
PARTY AT MAYO'S!!!!
*flails back*
*pulls at your hair*
*flails a little more*
ooooh, I'm not gonna referee this shit!
Don't forget to pull hair!
*cranks up Public Enemy featuring Anthrax*
BRING THE NOIZE! BRING THE FUNK!
*goes to the kitchen*
*gets some of Mayo's Organic Orange Juice (What the fuck else would OJ be besides organic? O_o)*
*brings it back to the living room*
*splashes it all over RW*
Take that!
*bites Mustard on the arm*
*runs off*
You DI'INT!
Ugh!!!
*runs after RW*
I'm not cleaning this shit up!
Just sayin.....
Muahahah!
*shrieks*
*runs around Mayo's, jumping over furniture*
If you make me break a nail, Mustard, I will be so pissed!
I'm off to take a baff! You guys don't make too much of a mess.
*makes RW break a nail*
*steals all of her pretty, red nail polish*
Whatcha gon' do now, huuuuuuh?
0_0
BOTCH!!
O_O
BOTCH?! You called me "Botch?!"
Best keep your filthy paws off my massive CD collection or you won't see the light of The Porch ever again!
*has never threatened anyone before, feels good though ;)*
*eyes Mustard's prized CD collecting with great malice*
Eff no, you will not eyeball them!
STOP LOOKING!
*grabs a CD at random*
*holds it over Mayo's garbage disposal unit*
Better keep your distance, lady, or Muse gets it!!
oh well, as long as it's not mine.
I don't even know who you are, Gavin, so for the time being you're safe.
Ack!!! Mustard will smite you for that.
*takes a giant leap towards my oh-so-perfect, alphabatized CD collection*
NUUUUUUUUUU!
Do not effin' mess around, RW! Don't do it!
*slaps RW*
*runs to collection*
*hands you GD's debut CD*
Go listen!
*dangles Muse menacingly*
I'll do it, Mustard! I mean it! I'm desperate and not very nice!!
*tempts you with a lovely shade of red nail polish*
Your polish for my Muse.
Let's end this right here, right now.
No one will get hurt.
*is momentarily distracted by the GD CD*
Oooo, shiny...
Red nail polish??
*thinks about it*
Deal.
Deal.
Now leggo my disc!
Never, EVER, do that again.
There will be a price to pay.
That price?
Honey instead of your floral scented shampoooooo.
MUWHAHAHAHA! ;)
*steel cage drops from the ceiling*
*cool ass intro music starts to play*
*Leathermouth of course*
*pyro goes off like a machinegun*
BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!
Are you ready to rumble?
MUUSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAARRRDD!!!
Hee-hee.
Okay, I'm tired now.
What you people doing? ^_^
Mustard: 0_0
Hullo, S&V! :D
She being mean to you, RW?
Awwwww, hell no. I can't be having that.
You buy my stuffs all the time.
I'm in a Jack Sparrow sort of mood. I'm gonna go watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
Have a good night, everyone :)
Beat her up, Salt & Vinegar!!
Capt'n Jack? Niiiiice. I ♥ him.
Okay, I'll beat her up, RW. Don't worry. I got this shit.
THIS SHIT IS EAZY PEAZY.
Pumpkin pie, motherfucker!!
You will not beat me up.
I'll take your mirror, hair brush, AND tiara, and you will be shit outta luck!
And I'll tell Frank & Co. in the most sincerest letter ever written to s//c in all of ever, that they are not to play any shows in, around, or between Jersey and Georgia.
Still wanna beat me up? ;)
Pumpkin pie, motherfucker, my mothereffing ass!
Your ass might be mothereffing, Mustard, my mine is the champion now!
I'll get your ass, RW.
One day, many days from now, my ass will be champion once again. Just you wait.
Your ass doesn't stand a chance!
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubber plant
In fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plants
Just to get rid of itself.
And it wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out.
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.
And it wears him out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears him out.
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love.
But I cant help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out.
And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted,
All the time, all the time, ohhh... ohh...
What the hell have I walked into.
Anon, I like that. Very cool/nice.
And I'll tell Frank & Co. in the most sincerest letter ever written to s//c in all of ever, that they are not to play any shows in, around, or between Jersey and Georgia.
>_<
YOU SUCK.
Aha, but see, Frank will find out that I am pure and proper and innocent and I was defending poor RW.
He will come to Georgia. He will.
Muwahahaha.
Oh, and speaking of Frank and S//C.....
THEY GOT A NEW SHIRT!!!!! YAY! And it is soooooo cool. Go check it out while you ain't doing shit. ^_~
Gotta go shower! BRB!
New shirt??
*scuttles off to look*
Off to hang with Jack Sparrow!
Have a good night, everyone :)
goodnight rw
In honor of RW's movie night:
Savvy?
Prim, proper, and innocent my ass. ;)
Ha! I'm a good girl, I am. ^_~
I see RW. She's not hanging with Jack yet. She's checking out t-shirts and whatnot.
I SEE YOU RW!
Smoke, Mustard, MJ!
How are you guys?
Smoke,
I MUST HAVE THAT T SHIRT! How do the S//C t shirts run size wise?
Hi Star! Isn't it cool? ^_^
They run small. I ordered the regular cut in a medium and I'm petite and wear mostly smalls.
i am well star how are you
Hey MJ!
Kind of quiet in here. O_O
Thanks, Smoke! I'm going to order the medium too.
Good times!
Now, I'm looking at Wonder Woman t shirts. I can't decide which one I want.
Hello S&V how are you? yes it is.
I'm good, MJ, can't complain.
I'm good, MJ. Just watching House. ^_^
I think I'm bi.
Just saying.
Well anons that just means you can have fun with both sexes.
I hope you are enjoying house
brb
Before I forget. I saw this today in an email and thought of several people here. Hope you all enjoy it! If it's been posted before, forgive me! I have a terrible memory!
__________________________________
The Daffodil Principle
Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, 'Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over.''
I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead . 'I will come next Tuesday', I promised a little reluctantly on her third call.
Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still, I had promised, and reluctantly I drove there. When I finally walked into Carolyn's house, I was welcomed by the joyful sounds of happy children. I delightedly hugged and greeted my grandchildren.
'Forget th e daffodils, Carolyn! The road is invisible in these clouds and fog, and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see badly enough to drive another inch!'
My daughter smiled calmly and said, ' We drive in this all the time, Mother.'
'Well, you won't get me back on the road until it clears, and then I'm heading for home!' I assured her.
'But first we're going to see the daffodils. It's just a few blocks,' Carolyn said. 'I'll drive. I'm used to this.'
'Carolyn,' I said sternly, 'Please turn around.'
'It's all right, Mother, I promise. You will never forgive yourself if you miss this experience.'
After about twenty minutes, we turned onto a small gravel road and I saw a small church. On the far side of the church, I saw a hand lettered sign with an arrow that read, ' Daffodil Garden .'
We got out of the car, each took a child's hand, and I followed Carolyn down the path. Then, as we turned a corner, I looked up and gasped. Before me lay the most glorious sight.
Daffodils
It looked as though someone had taken a great vat of gold and poured it over the mountain peak and its surrounding slopes. The flowers were planted in majestic, swirling patterns, great ribbons and swaths of deep orange, creamy white, lemon yellow, salmon pink, saffron and butter yellow. Each different-colored variety was planted in large groups so that it swirled and flowed like its own river with its own unique hue. There were five acres of flowers.
'Who did this?' I asked Carolyn.
'Just one woman,' Carolyn answered. 'She lives on the property. That's her home.' Carolyn pointed to a well-kept A-frame house, small and modestly sitting in the midst of all that glory. We walked up to the house.
On the patio, we saw a poster. 'Answers to the Questions I Know You Are Asking', was the headline.
The first answer was a simple one. '50,000 bulbs,' it read.
The second answer was, 'One at a time, by one woman. Two hands, two feet, and one brain.'
The third answer was, 'Began in 1958.'
For me, that moment was a life-changing experience. I thought of this woman whom I had never met, who, more than forty years before, had begun, one bulb at a time, to bring her vision of beauty and joy to an obscure mountaintop. Planting one bulb at a time, year after year, this unknown woman had forever changed the world in which she lived.
One day at a time, she had created something of extraordinary magnificence, beauty, and inspiration. The principle her daffodil garden taught is one of the greatest principles of celebration.
That is, learning to move toward our goals and desires one step at a time, often just one baby-step at a time and learning to love the doing, learning to use the accumulation of time. When we multiply tiny pieces of time with small increments of daily effort, we too will find we can accomplish magnificent things. We can change the world .
'It makes me sad in a way,' I admitted to Carolyn. ' What might I have accomplished if I had thought of a wonderful goal thirty five or forty years ago and had worked away at it 'one bulb at a time' through all those years? 'Just think what I might have been able to achieve!'
My daughter summed up the message of the day in her usual direct way. 'Start tomorrow,' she said.
She was right. It's so pointless to think of the lost hours of yesterdays. The way to make learning a lesson of celebration instead of a cause for regret is to only ask, 'How can I put this to use today?'
Use the Daffodil Principle. Stop waiting.....
Until your car or home is paid off
Until you get a new car or home
Until your kids leave the house
Until you go back to school
Until you finish school
Until you clean the house
Until you organize the garage
Until you clean off your desk
Until you lose 10 lbs.
Until you gain 10 lbs.
Until you get married
Until you get a divorce
Until you have kids
Until the kids go to school
Until you retire
Until summer
Until spring
Until winter
Until fall
Until you die...
There is no better time than right now to be happy.
Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
So work like you don't need money.
Love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching.
Wishing you a beautiful, daffodil day!
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
I don't know who I can tell or discuss this with. Most of my friends are not friends at all and will probably think, TMI, or be against it. And it's not like I'm sure. I'm not.
Smoke, I'll be honest, I usually don't like those email sappy story things, but this one was worth it for this:
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
Thanks for posting!
Anon, I have a close male friend who is gay, but constantly tortured that he's "missing out" by not being with a girl. He once told me he wished there was a pill he could take to make himself not gay anymore.
The point of that little story is to remind you that you never will be completely certain. Love whom you want, and do it with all your heart. You may never know for sure WHAT you are, but does it matter in the end? Hell no.
-A
Couldn't agree with Amy more, Anon. Love is love, and everyone deserves it, no matter.
We're all ears if you need talk, any time, day or night.
I know, Star! I usually skip over them but this one kind of stuck with me. ^_^
"Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin."
Perfect. Thank you Princess for posting.
*waves* hi everyone!
...
Anon, just be yourself. As long as you are not huring anyone, no one (including your 'friends') really have anything to say about it all. If you are not sure, just give it time. You will figure it out. It will be okay.
I have to go back and read that post, Smoke.
Thank you.
Anon,
You came to the right place if you need someone to talk to. There's always someone here. Okay?
So, how's everyone?
I swear, One or two more things, and I'm quitting this goddamn job.
-A
I'm good Amyranth. Sorry to hear about work. :(
Hi Amyranth, Anima, Anon.
Anon, I agree with Amyranth too. Do what will make you happy.
Well, I'm off to bed.
Sweet dreams, Mayo!
Sweet dreams, SS!
Sweet dreams, BlogBelieve!
Hallo Anima and Star!
Anima, I should have really thought about what I was getting into before I took the job, it's almost insane!
I mean, the money is good, but the stress is not.
-A
Night Smoke~
-A
God bind me, I like that! Thanks for clearing that up. ^_^
resurrected wreck said...
K, I've just become totally addicted to that perfume site!
I know, it's ridiculous, right?
mustardisbetter said...
Raise your hand if you'd like to have had the internet be Scratch & Sniff!
Well, most of the internet.
DNW. ^_~
GS, I can't play your clip! >_<
Princess, the daffodils were fantastic!
Bi anon: It could be that your friends would be more supporting of your sexuality than you think. And if they're not, they maybe you should get new friends.
I'm ridiculously excited to see the new Indiana Jones movie Thursday, and absolutely flummoxed at Edward Norton beign The Incredible Hulk. Seriously, WHAT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED ON HOUSE. I'm sad the season is over, but wtf, there were hardly any episodes this season anyway. I liked the sneaky little Vote For Change '08 sticker they had on the wall. ^_^
Okay, wow, I'm babbling and this is very disjointed. I'm going for a shower. Bye!
Smoke, that was lovely. That's something to definitely think about. Thank you. :)
Goodnight, Smoke!
Mayo,
Hope you are well! I'm off for the night. I actually worked today and I feel like I am ready to snuggle under my covers.
You ever have one of those days? Yeah, I feel pretty accomplished. I'm not saying I did everything right, but by Golly, fuck, I got it done! And I did it, Solly's way which, in my office, is the right way and only way to do things.
What? Yeah, I'm full of shit. But I almost convinced myself.
Almost.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. I can totally ass off tomorrow, right?
BlogBelieve,
I love ya'll! Hope ya'll have a great night. I've just been quietly sitting in the corner tonight and I have enjoyed myself. Maybe, I enjoyed not having to hear myself.
What?
Yeah, sometimes I don't have anything useful to spew.
Love ya'll BUNCHES!
FIMBLE VENOMS SOCK STAR!
*waves, blows you a night night kiss*
I see you! Taste the RAINBLOW!
hello all who are here and goodnight to all who are off.
*muffles a giggle*
Dear BlogBelieve
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself.
I think I realized it the first of May, Outside of Chicago, when I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant.
I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without a new life as a clone.
Go burn.
-Amyranth
(WEIIIRD! It was a meme I found on Facebook.)
Hello Martha
Scratch & sniff Bert?
Ewww! Whiffy!! >.<
Amyranth, we've all been there. Wish I could tell you it is the last time. We do what we gotta do in the moment.
Start looking for a new one. That's what I always do! :)
Goodnight Solly and Princess. Sweet dreams. :)
Hello anon how are you today.
Rw i thought you were gone
Anima very true.
It's just now, with no roommates to cover anything, we're dancing on a shoestring here, so when I leave, it'll be for a better paying job with less stress.
-A
I was, MJ. I watch about 1/3 of Dead Man's Chest, but then looked at the time & realized I have to head to bed soon. So I came back here to hang for a bit before turning in for the night.
Hate to post and run...but I need to leave again. :(
Nice to see all of you; even if it was for a little bit today - it was totally worth it.
♥ to all of you.
Hello anima, amy and rw how are you?
Dead Man's Chest is the best one out of the three.
I didn't mind the first. The third one sucked though.
-A
I need more time off work right now. Weekends are just not cutting it :/
I wish you all the best Amyranth. Sometimes two part time jobs can be more exciting that one lousy full-time. Maybe that's an option.
Hang in there sweetie.
Dead Man's Chest is the best one out of the three.
I totally agree.
I still liked the last one, but it was the weakest of the three. I had hoped it would kick as as Barbossa was back. I love Barbossa.
Hey everybody, I'm in a semi-foul mood and wanted to come share it with you guys.
J
I'm good, MJ :) I wish I were tired, I need to sleep tonight!
How are you?
Hi, J :) What's up?
Not me, RW, that's for damn sure. How're you, except for not being tired?
J
Advice for a friend:
Smile when shaking random hands.
Make eye contact even when you shouldn't. Smile then too.
Watch and wait. The moment will come. Don't miss it.
Breathe deeply and distract yourself with thoughts of me.
When it happens, and it will happen, be open to it. Trust that it is exactly as it is meant to be.
Relax and enjoy it but take note of the details.
Call me with them when it's over.
Hello j . i am in a not so sweet mood my self. people suck especial when you are related to them
I'm all right, J. But... why oh why do weekends go by so quickly? :(
Martha, relatives are often our least favorite people--oh MAN, do I know THAT for true! Who's driving you buggy today?
Anon, that's good advice.
J
Rw I am well but people suck
Night, guys. :) See you around tomorrow.
*bonks RW on the noggin'*
Never again, never again. ;)
Because, RW, Mondays are just cruel, and impatient. I'm thinking the full moon is to blame right now. It always used to make my patients crazy.
J
Mayo:
It's a "tricking yourself into thinking you matter enough for someone to remember to forget you" kind of night. Not so much magical, but I suppose, in a way, maybe it is.
I'm off to think. In my bed tonight and not my normal thinking spot -- my closet. I filled it with so much shit today, it's unreal.
I guess we're back to playing a game of table tennis. Back and forth with myself, arguing, throwing punches, gutting myself with words I never knew I'd hear, never in a million years thought I'd say.
It's just frustrating, and I don't think it will ever end.
Those four words still ring in my head. Sometimes, they are the last words I hear before I finally lose my ability to stay coherent. And it never fails, moments before I drift off, I say to myself, "Tomorrow, this won't happen."
Except it's always a lie. I guess that makes me the fool, eh?
I hope you're warm, safe, and happy tonight, Mayo. Couldn't ask for much more than that.
My sister and my grandmother.
*sticks tongue out at Mustard*
G'night :)
Is there a full moon right now, J? That would make sense. Thankfully, today is a holiday in Canada & I had the day off.
Goodnight mib
I'm feeling pretty mellow myself. But that could be the whisky & lemonade.
Hallo MJ!
I'm taking my pussy in to get shaved tomorrow!
-A
Not only the Full Moon, but Mercury's about to hit retrograde.
We're in for a rough six weeks.
-A
RW, I think Wendy said it was the 19th or 20th. I didn't check my calendar, but it's at least the week leading up to it. Weird shit always happens right before the FM.
Martha, I say, piss on 'em. That's my philosophy for tonight. Just piss on 'em. :P
Sorry, is my fuck-off-edness showing? Meant to pin that up earlier.
J
Oh Amy, don't say shit like that.
And the shaving comment makes me think of Mrs Slocum from "Are You Being Served?"
J
TMI
What is TMI?
The third Pirates sucked. Hard. We couldn't even stay up watching it last night.
Better sounds are made by waxing.
Too much information.
J
"Better sounds"?
...Wait, don't tell me.
J
I'm taking my pussy in to get shaved tomorrow!
0_0
Hey guys!
better sounds?
Hey Carrie, Entropy, how're you feeling tonight?
J
Not only the Full Moon, but Mercury's about to hit retrograde.
What, again??
Seems like Mercury's always in retrograde.
Hi, Carrie :)
I feel pretty good! Sorry you're having a cranky day.
Anonymous said...
Better sounds are made by waxing.
BAHAHAHHA@
Depends on the situation I suppose. A scared cat makes some pretty odd noises being shaved, so I'm not sure I wanna wax her to find out!
I think Mercury was retrograde... back in September? Almost makes you wanna throw your computer out the window when it happens.
-A
Hey RW, I liked number one, it was subtle but schmexy.
Hey, guys! I'm good. Hot, but good.
Everyone else?
amy rw already did the face. hello carrie and entropy.
j i wish i could
Hey MJ, you check out those eppies yet?
Does Mercury retrograde cause people write things on their necks in black felt pen, 'cause that would explain a whole lot.
Anon I just got that and you're a pervert.
Meow?
-A
May 19, 4:47:
No. Why?
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