I am precipitant, and temptation proffers madness. I can’t resist. I love the fucking rush of blood to my head, my heart hammering my ears. The rhythm and intensity set me to cruise. I am making decisions just moments before the situation even presents itself. And it all works out.
With your assault on my senses still pushing adrenaline through my veins, I decided to give myself a brief respite from self-induced ubiquity. I righted myself before you…almost completely relieved of the obscurity that may have impaired your perception (I am absurd). I focused my energy inward and provided you with a unique, cogent vision...handed to you in haste.
Without contrast.
For just a moment I tethered myself to you. In the dark and held captive by brick and chain link, you held the truth in the palm of your hand. While I stood, waiting for the fucking bomb to drop. I wanted to pull you aside, then. I wanted to tell you, whisper it in your ear. I wanted you to see me. Register my words with my voice. But, translation was lost in my subtle introduction, and I know I caught you off guard. My strength diminished, I walked away with the truth in my fist, my secret under a floodlight.
With you.
I admit that you may not know, but I need you to know. I need for you to know.
After all of that, and even if misunderstood, I have to say that your presence is appreciated…and I must admit often anticipated. But, it was never my intention to lead you. I hope I have not caused you concern, and I must ask, are you angry? Are you angry with me? If you need reassurance, if you question my intent, I could tell you again.
My friend, all you need to do is ask.
p.s. and even then I am amazed.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4425 Newer› Newest»well done rw, you are on top. whoop whoop
and there are dancing badgers on the bus. didnt you know? hehehehe
write the next part anon, flow with it
anima said...
Martha, my grammar is a nightmare.
I have to admit grammar is so important to me. Boring story, but in highschool we were deducted an entire letter grade for every time we changed the'tense' within a report. That was a huge challenge.
I am conscious of it, but overly critical. It's probably the reason I do not write as much as I would like. As you said, fear.
April 28, 2008 8:59 PM
Thank god my teacher didn't do that. I would never want to write again.
K, when you get here you really should check out all the anagrams there are for Taking Back Sunday.
Rw I added dancing badgers.
Blogger ate my comment to MissT. :(
Well, at this point, the stage began to role and the turned to the crowd. Gerard was stood centre stage with his plaid mini skirt and a yellow feather boa.
The crowd started to scream and the band began to play.
In the middle of the song teenagers, rays short shorts took control of ray and started to make ray thrust around the stage. The power of the short shorts was so immense that it took over what ray was playing.
The crowd watched in excitement as ray stopped playing teenagers and started to play ‘physical’ by Olivia newton john.
Frankie stood there with his pants on the outside and scrathed his head. Gerard ran over to him and put his arms around his head and said ‘don’t watch Frankie, the shorts have ray’
Ray started to thrust and play physical on the stage and his fro was bobbing along. The music took over and he couldn’t stop.
Mikey decided to get worm to help so worm jumped on stage and hosed ray down with water. This wasn’t a good idea because the shorts skrank and became shorter.
Ray was scared, glanced at Frankie and shouted ‘helpo me, please. Get me out of my shorts’ so Frankie heard the cry and became the super hero he was. Frankie jumped on ray and wrestled him to the ground. Bob stood up and decided to help. Bob took off the shorts and handed them to mikey.
Mikey looked back to get Gerard to help but as mikey looked around, Gerard was on the other side of the stage doing back bends for his crowd. Mikey looked on in amazment
So, on stage is Gerard doing back bends in his plaid skirt with no undies on, mikey stood in shock, bob looking like he has just caught the biggest fish, Frankie still sat on top of ray after wrestling him to the floor and ray with no pants on.
Frankie felt a tad bad for ray, because all the crowd could see that he had no pants, so Frankie being a super hero whipped his pants from outside his other pants and gave them to ray.
Ray was happy and stood up but he looked down to see his pants had chaned colour. They were now pink with frilly lace on the outside.
All the fan girls in the crowd screamed and ran to the stage. They all chased ray off the stage so he ran for th eexit. The others ran with him to escape the fan girls but Gerard didn’t notice, he was still doing his backbends.
Frankie, ray, bob and mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door qas they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’
They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with ……. dancing badgers.
Dancing badgers are a nice touch, MJ.
Must shower, be back shortly...
Martha, it was the worst, but easy to do. It just took a lot of time. It helped a ton in college. What I lacked in creative writing, I made up for in grammar skillz. :/
Gore Proxy
Ogre Proxy
Ox Pry Goer
Pry Ox Gore
Ogre Ox Pry
Grey Pro Ox
Or Grey Pox
Per Gory Ox
Per Orgy Ox
Per Gyro Ox
Re Porgy Ox
Re Gory Pox
Re Orgy Pox
Re Gyro Pox
Ex Gory Pro
Ex Orgy Pro
Ex Gyro Pro
Ex Go Or Pry
No worries Anima ha ha ha!
See you later RW.
Is it time for the badger parade? Anyone else watch Harry Hill?
I thought you were saying your grandma was bad. That's how bad my grammer is.
Well, at this point, the stage began to role and the turned to the crowd. Gerard was stood centre stage with his plaid mini skirt and a yellow feather boa.
The crowd started to scream and the band began to play.
In the middle of the song teenagers, rays short shorts took control of ray and started to make ray thrust around the stage. The power of the short shorts was so immense that it took over what ray was playing.
The crowd watched in excitement as ray stopped playing teenagers and started to play ‘physical’ by Olivia newton john.
Frankie stood there with his pants on the outside and scrathed his head. Gerard ran over to him and put his arms around his head and said ‘don’t watch Frankie, the shorts have ray’
Ray started to thrust and play physical on the stage and his fro was bobbing along. The music took over and he couldn’t stop.
Mikey decided to get worm to help so worm jumped on stage and hosed ray down with water. This wasn’t a good idea because the shorts skrank and became shorter.
Ray was scared, glanced at Frankie and shouted ‘helpo me, please. Get me out of my shorts’ so Frankie heard the cry and became the super hero he was. Frankie jumped on ray and wrestled him to the ground. Bob stood up and decided to help. Bob took off the shorts and handed them to mikey.
Mikey looked back to get Gerard to help but as mikey looked around, Gerard was on the other side of the stage doing back bends for his crowd. Mikey looked on in amazment
So, on stage is Gerard doing back bends in his plaid skirt with no undies on, mikey stood in shock, bob looking like he has just caught the biggest fish, Frankie still sat on top of ray after wrestling him to the floor and ray with no pants on.
Frankie felt a tad bad for ray, because all the crowd could see that he had no pants, so Frankie being a super hero whipped his pants from outside his other pants and gave them to ray.
Ray was happy and stood up but he looked down to see his pants had chaned colour. They were now pink with frilly lace on the outside.
All the fan girls in the crowd screamed and ran to the stage. They all chased ray off the stage so he ran for th eexit. The others ran with him to escape the fan girls but Gerard didn’t notice, he was still doing his backbends.
Frankie, ray, bob and mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door qas they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’
They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with …….dancing badgers.
The strangest part of all that they were more shocked about was that there in the middle of the dancing badger, was worm with a bikini on and tassles on his nipples, dancing like a belly dancer.
This was a crazy sight so mikey whipped out his camera and took pictures. He wanted to put them up at buzznet so that the fan girls can drool over worm and his tassles.
Just as he clicked for the pictures, something hit him on the back of his head. It was the shorts that took over ray. The shorts were throwing eggs at them. All of a sudden the shorts spotted ray and pounced.
Ray ran his heart out, running in and out of the dancing badger, trying to hide behind worm but he could not hide. The shorts had beaten him again and took over rays body. But this time, the fro was acting up as well.
Ray was controlled by the short shorts and the fro, and they took him off to hide from the others.
The others had a sneaky suspicion that the fro and short shorts were planning on taking over the world.
Frankie decided to put his pants back over his trousers and become Frankie by, that saviour. They all decided to place their pants on the outside and set off to find ray.
Hey again!
Will one of you post that anagram link again?
I haven't been able to find it. :(
Ex Gyro Pro
I like that one the best.
Well, at this point, the stage began to role and the turned to the crowd. Gerard was stood centre stage with his plaid mini skirt and a yellow feather boa.
The crowd started to scream and the band began to play.
In the middle of the song teenagers, rays short shorts took control of ray and started to make ray thrust around the stage. The power of the short shorts was so immense that it took over what ray was playing.
The crowd watched in excitement as ray stopped playing teenagers and started to play ‘physical’ by Olivia newton john.
Frankie stood there with his pants on the outside and scratched his head. Gerard ran over to him and put his arms around his head and said ‘don’t watch Frankie, the shorts have ray’
Ray started to thrust and play physical on the stage and his fro was bobbing along. The music took over and he couldn’t stop.
Mikey decided to get worm to help so worm jumped on stage and hosed ray down with water. This wasn’t a good idea because the shorts kurnik and became shorter.
Ray was scared, glanced at Frankie and shouted ‘help me, please. Get me out of my shorts’ so Frankie heard the cry and became the super hero he was. Frankie jumped on ray and wrestled him to the ground. Bob stood up and decided to help. Bob took off the shorts and handed them to Mikey.
Mikey looked back to get Gerard to help but as Mikey looked around, Gerard was on the other side of the stage doing back bends for his crowd. Mikey looked on in amazement
So, on stage is Gerard doing back bends in his plaid skirt with no undies on, Mikey stood in shock, bob looking like he has just caught the biggest fish, Frankie still sat on top of ray after wrestling him to the floor and ray with no pants on.
Frankie felt a tad bad for ray, because all the crowd could see that he had no pants, so Frankie being a super hero whipped his pants from outside his other pants and gave them to ray.
Ray was happy and stood up but he looked down to see his pants had changed colour. They were now pink with frilly lace on the outside.
All the fan girls in the crowd screamed and ran to the stage. They all chased ray off the stage so he ran for th eexit. The others ran with him to escape the fan girls but Gerard didn’t notice, he was still doing his backbends.
Frankie, ray, bob and Mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door qas they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’
They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with ……. dancing badger
Frank still sitting on ray thought for a moment. What the hell happened all i wanted was to give the fans a little fan service and now but somewhere it went wrong. Ray is possessed by demonic short shorts and Gee has become a back bending exhibitionist
Apparently we might get some frost tonight. What the hell?
I'll be right back. I need to save my flowers.
Thank you muchly, Ergo. :)
The only one that works for me is:
Mania
Nice. ;)
See I knew this would happen. Oh well
Frankie, ray, bob and mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door qas they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’
They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with ……. dancing badgers.
The dancing badgers were actually the evil minions of the short- shorts and had come to take Gerard away, which had been their diabolical plan all along. They had planted the idea for the shorts in Frank subconscience earlier that day and had conveniently placed the scissors nearby to enable him to carry out their scheme. Frank, however was completely responsible for Mikey and Bob though. Anyway, when Gerard stopped doing back-bends long enough to notice that the badgers had stopped dancing and were now running toward him at a menacing pace, he remembered he had a pointy stick in has bunk and he ran for it. Badgers hate being poked, so they all ran off the bus in order to avoid Gerard's stick. Mikey was amazed to see his brother act so valiently, Frank figured he wasn't the only super-hero around, Bob was just glad to be away from the fangirls and Ray ran to get changed out of his frilly undies...
lol, good short martha.
heck i am running out of ideas. i thought the rest could save ray from the fro and short shorts. i like yours, though
I hate frost!
it always catches me the morning i don't expect it
Yeah anon, I really like that.
9.22 omg that was awesome. that totally rocked my socks off hahahahahaa well done.
Thank you fs. I like your and the anons. They have more happening in it.
lol, i think the anon should stay up and then we can work the fact that worm was dancing with tassles on because that was my favourite part
hehe
I agree.
Thank you MJ and FS. I loved yours as well. I don't know if I'm up to a dancing, tassled Worm though. I think I'll leave that up to you.
Apparently we might get some frost tonight. What the hell?
I totally read that as "might get some fro".
Ray on the brain, obviously.
oh noo, you have to work him in. he will be upset and plus i am not very good at the whole story part. i get to a block and i just cant think of anything even remotly funny.
did you enjoy your shower rw, did my duck behave?
Your duck was a perfect gentleman, Fimmy.
My shower head, on the other hand...
worm with tassels is an image I didn't need
Frankie, ray, bob and mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door qas they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’
They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with ……. dancing badgers.
Frank sat down on ray as he did this he thought What the hell happened all i wanted was to give the fans a little fan service and now but somewhere it went wrong. Ray is possessed by demonic short shorts and Gee has become a back bending exhibitionist
it was at that moment FRank and the others noticed The strangest part of all that they were more shocked about was that there in the middle of the dancing badger, was worm with a bikini on and tassles on his nipples, dancing like a belly dancer.
But even more shocking was the fact that The dancing badgers were actually the evil minions of the short- shorts and had come to take Gerard away, which had been their diabolical plan all along. They had planted the idea for the shorts in Frank subconscience earlier that day and had conveniently placed the scissors nearby to enable him to carry out their scheme. Frank, however was completely responsible for Mikey and Bob though. Anyway, when Gerard stopped doing back-bends long enough to notice that the badgers had stopped dancing and were now running toward him at a menacing pace, he remembered he had a pointy stick in has bunk and he ran for it. Badgers hate being poked, so they all ran off the bus in order to avoid Gerard's stick. Mikey was amazed to see his brother act so valiently, Frank figured he wasn't the only super-hero around, Bob was just glad to be away from the fangirls and Ray ran to get changed out of his frilly undies...
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How about that
lmfao rw. your shower head sounds like a charmer hahahahaha
ergo, you have to vision it, you just have to ;)
Good job. You wove all the stories together seemlessly.
martha that is amazing. well done to you and anon.
Thank you FS and anon. I am glad you liked it.
well, i will leave it up to you guys to finish it. thank you martha for starting it, i had fun with it.
i am tired now, so i am going to do some accoutning then hit the hay.
sweet dreams everyone and i hope you all have a fimtastic tuesday.
bye bye
xxx
Nice one, MJ :)
And it all started because of Ray's shorts.
The man knows not the power of his knees!
Night night, missus :)
Goodnight Fimbles. Sweet dreams.
Thank you fs you did more on it than i did. I think I may have to leave it till tomorrow Unless the anon can come up with a good ending.
The moral of the story: never underestimate the power of the short-shorts.
or: Trying to please your fans doesn't always end up the way you think it will.
or: Always wear clean underwear, because you never know when your pants are going to turn against you.
or: Never go on stage wearing only a boa and a skirt. You will be chased down by rabid fangirls.
I could go on all night, but it is time for bed.
Goodnight.
LOL anon, goodnight and sweet dreams.
I am gonna hit the hay too. Goodnight everyone.
Night Miss T and anon :)
And goodnight to everyone else at Mayo's, it is time for me to go to sleep.
Have a good one :)
Goodnight anon. Thank you. and goodnight miss t
Goodnight RW.
goodnight fimble missT RW and anon sweet dreams!
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the Toro’s fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
So frank jumped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob trying to protect his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind Mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but Mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without Mikey noticing, Frankie had cut Mikey's pants legs off. So now Mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.
He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and Mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair super glued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazement. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’ what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’
So there in the corridor stood 4 guys dressed crazy and one guy totally naked with a waffle in his mouth.
Gerard started to feel a bit awkward so he reached into the closet and took out a pink flamingo to try and cover himself. Well, he didn’t know the flamingo was a real one until it started to peck him.
Mikey started to scream from the top of his voice ‘look out jiggy, the flamingo is gonna peck you, run home jiggy, run home’
Frank stood up, looking all mighty with his pants on the outside and said ‘never fear, Frankie boy is here’
He ran towards the flamingo screaming and waving his fists. Bob decided to get a pink sock and through it at the flamingo, because he wanted the sock to look like another flamingo trying to attack.
Ray was a bit shocked at this, so he took his short shorts and went to get his guitar.
Finally, the flamingo gave up and was beaten to the ground by bobs locks of ginger hair. They all stood around the naked Gerard and told him that he shouldn’t get naked just anywhere. He needs to make sure there are no flamingos.
Ray ran back with his guitar and started to play ‘getting jiggy with it’ which made Gerard stand up and find the nearest table. He started to dance around and get jiggy with it until the time for them to get to centre stage for the show.
Frankie, bob, Mikey, ray and Gerard ran to the stage in what they were wearing, ready to go onstage until Gerard realised he was still naked.
So Gerard decided to wear something that he thought was the next best thing since sliced bread and that was………
A plaid mini skirt....
Gerard slipped into his new trier.
"Hey I feel good in this," he said as he did a back bend to work the kinks out of his back.
"Oh no way dude," his little brother cried. " I can see the family jewels when you do that. Gross"
"hey man we are Scottish so I am just going with tradition.
And with that started to dance the can for his brother. Who was turning green in the face at the sight of his own brother's no nos.
At that moment Worm can walking in holding Gee's black vest an d a pink boa.
But poor Gee didn't see worm standing there he just kept on dancing his little can can.
While worm shot video of it on his video phone.
Youtube or eBay thought worm.
Well, at this point, the stage began to role and the turned to the crowd. Gerard was stood centre stage with his plaid mini skirt and a yellow feather boa.
The crowd started to scream and the band began to play.
In the middle of the song teenagers, rays short shorts took control of ray and started to make ray thrust around the stage. The power of the short shorts was so immense that it took over what ray was playing.
The crowd watched in excitement as ray stopped playing teenagers and started to play ‘physical’ by Olivia Newton john.
Frankie stood there with his pants on the outside and scratched his head. Gerard ran over to him and put his arms around his head and said ‘don’t watch Frankie, the shorts have ray’
Ray started to thrust and play physical on the stage and his fro was bobbing along. The music took over and he couldn’t stop.
Mikey decided to get worm to help so worm jumped on stage and hosed ray down with water. This wasn’t a good idea because the shorts kurnik and became shorter.
Ray was scared, glanced at Frankie and shouted ‘help me, please. Get me out of my shorts’ so Frankie heard the cry and became the super hero he was. Frankie jumped on ray and wrestled him to the ground. Bob stood up and decided to help. Bob took off the shorts and handed them to Mikey.
Mikey looked back to get Gerard to help but as Mikey looked around, Gerard was on the other side of the stage doing back bends for his crowd. Mikey looked on in amazement
So, on stage is Gerard doing back bends in his plaid skirt with no undies on, Mikey stood in shock, bob looking like he has just caught the biggest fish, Frankie still sat on top of ray after wrestling him to the floor and ray with no pants on.
Frankie felt a tad bad for ray, because all the crowd could see that he had no pants, so Frankie being a super hero whipped his pants from outside his other pants and gave them to ray.
Ray was happy and stood up but he looked down to see his pants had changed colour. They were now pink with frilly lace on the outside.
All the fan girls in the crowd screamed and ran to the stage. They all chased ray off the stage so he ran for the exit. The others ran with him to escape the fan girls but Gerard didn’t notice, he was still doing his backbends.
Frankie, ray, bob and mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door as they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’
They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with ……. dancing badgers.
Frank sat down on ray as he did this he thought What the hell happened all I wanted was to give the fans a little fan service and now but somewhere it went wrong. Ray is possessed by demonic short shorts and Gee has become a back bending exhibitionist
it was at that moment Frank and the others noticed The strangest part of all that they were more shocked about was that there in the middle of the dancing badger, was worm with a bikini on and tassels on his nipples, dancing like a belly dancer.
But even more shocking was the fact that The dancing badgers were actually the evil minions of the short- shorts and had come to take Gerard away, which had been their diabolical plan all along. They had planted the idea for the shorts in Frank subconscious earlier that day and had conveniently placed the scissors nearby to enable him to carry out their scheme. Frank, however was completely responsible for Mikey and Bob though. Anyway, when Gerard stopped doing back-bends long enough to notice that the badgers had stopped dancing and were now running toward him at a menacing pace, he remembered he had a pointy stick in has bunk and he ran for it. Badgers hate being poked, so they all ran off the bus in order to avoid Gerard's stick. Mikey was amazed to see his brother act so valiantly, Frank figured he wasn't the only super-hero around, Bob was just glad to be away from the fan girls and Ray ran to get changed out of his frilly undies...
Thank you short shorts story for putting it all together again.
I think I may just leave it that way for now. I mean what id Ray wears his short shorts again.
They need to do a biography on Worm. That guy is a mystery. ;)
Hey ep you are a ray fan and this was all started because of the love of his short shorts. How do you want it to end.
ok give me a sec
Badgers hate being poked, so they all ran off the bus in order to avoid Gerard's stick. Mikey was amazed to see his brother act so valiantly, Frank figured he wasn't the only super-hero around, Bob was just glad to be away from the fan girls and Ray ran to get changed out of his frilly undies...
he opened his cupboard and pulled out his favourite pair of black jeans."these will protect me from the evil shorts" he thought, he had just put his right leg in the jeans when a pointed stick sailed through the air and pinned them to the floor.
"Stop!" yelled Gerard and ran to pull Ray away from the writhing jeans,
"It's not your jeans look" yelled Frank pointing. With that the jeans began to shrink, slowly reforming into the very evil short shorts they thought had been left behind.
From inside the shorts crawled the very bedraggled and contrite fro.
"Fro!" yelled Ray "Why? just tell me why???"
The fro rustled apologetically and crept over rubbing itself on Ray's leg.
It rusled it's reasons softly to everyone, it had felt a little neglected and with the assistance of the other body fro had decided to try and stage a coup. It was very sorry and promised never to do it again. Ray bent his head adn Mikey picked up the limp exhausted fro adn placed it back.
"I love you fro" said Ray "But..."
"If you ever do that again it's straightener time" said Mikey holding his up and laughing.
They all laughed and the frame froze and the credits began to roll
my love, my heart
i am yours
always
from this moment on
every past moment
every moment yet to come
i have always been
will always be
yours
i love you
And I am yours, my love.
I love you with all that I was, all that I am, and all that I will be.
I Swear
I see the questions in your eyes
I know what's weighing on your mind
But you can be sure I know my part
I'll stand beside you through the years
You'll only cry those happy tears
And though I'll make mistakes I'll never break your heart
I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky
I'll be there
I swear, like a shadow that's by your side
I'll be there
For better or worse, 'til death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
I swear
I'll give you everything I can
I'll build your dreams with these two hands
And we'll hang some memories on the wall
And when there's silver in your hair
You won't have to ask if I still care
Cause as time turns the page my love won't age at all
I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky
I'll be there
I swear, like a shadow that's by your side
I'll be there
For better or worse, 'til death do up part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
I swear
Rest well, my love.
I will be of to bed in about an hour but I felt that I need to say something.
Earlier today and every now and again we have anon(s) who come on and scold us for having a fan moment. A little time in the day where a person are a group of people remember why they like this band. Yes it does go into their sexual appeal but what is wrong with that. They are all very good looking men. Even GW.
What you always say is that we are becoming like Bn or ino. But that is where you are wrong. The story that I started today could never have happen on those sites. It would have started to much fight. Because one group would like the way that Mcr was being portrayed another would say it was fanfic that went to far.
We may have people here who feel that way but the biggest differences that they would say their peace and leave it at that.
They would not harass us or try to shut us down.
What I am trying to say is stop trying to compare us to those other places just because we have a little fun.
Haha I love it Ep
Sorry everyone for the rant. It seems this week i just can't keep my fingers away from the keyboard.
THE SHORT SHORTS STORY
starring:
Ray Toro - as himself
Super Frank - Frank Iero
Gerard the skirt wearing back bending exhibitionist - Gerard Way
Mikey Way - as himself
Bob Bryar - as himself
The Fro - as himself
and introducing
Ray Toro's really short shorts as The Evil Shorts
original stroy concieved by Martha Jones
additional material by
Fimble Star
Star
Anon
Ergoproxy
Audience by
Resurrected Wreck
Anima
Miss Tottenham
Sdock 10
Badger Rustling by
Martha Jones
Directed by
Fimble Star
Filmed on location in Blogbelieve
Filmed in Shortsarama Technicoulour
no badgers were harmed in the filming of this story
well maybe a couple got poked...
Copyright April 28 2008
Blogbelieve Film Corporation
T-shits available in the lobby
all fixed :)
If MCR were smart, they'd option this script immediately. It could be their "Sgt. Peppers."
I saw that anon, and I do think they were kinda right. If it was the one talking to PJ you're talking about. I get getting a little fangirly here and there, but I do think saying you want to touch their peen? Is a little weird.
Just my opinion.
More like "Magical Mystery Tour"
Yellow Submarine
haha
oh I'd love them to read it! I bet they'd get a big laugh out of it
Thank you anon.
Hello entropy and Elena.
The anons have been doing that for a while regardless of what is said.
I have no problem with the fangirling even the stuff over at BN. I just don't like not being able to talk about other stuff.
I mean hey guys talk about it all the want even in music videos. So the peen think doesn't bother me.
I think a lot pf people would be surprise to know I am way more open minded about things than I sometimes seem.
THE SHORT SHORTS STORY
starring:
Ray Toro - as himself
Super Frank - Frank Iero
Gerard the skirt wearing back bending exhibitionist - Gerard Way
Mikey Way - as himself
Bob Bryar - as himself
The Fro - as himself
and introducing
Ray Toro's really short shorts as The Evil Shorts
original stroy concieved by Martha Jones
additional material by
Fimble Star
Star
Anon
Ergoproxy
Audience by
Resurrected Wreck
Anima
Miss Tottenham
Sdock 10
Badger Rustling by
Martha Jones
Directed by
Fimble Star
Filmed on location in Blogbelieve
Filmed in Shortsarama Technicoulour
no badgers were harmed in the filming of this story
well maybe a couple got poked...
Copyright April 28 2008
Blogbelieve Film Corporation
T-shits available in the lobby
THE SHORT SHORTS STORY
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the Toro’s fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
So frank jumped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob trying to protect his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind Mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but Mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without Mikey noticing, Frankie had cut Mikey's pants legs off. So now Mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.
He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and Mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair super glued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazement. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’ what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’
So there in the corridor stood 4 guys dressed crazy and one guy totally naked with a waffle in his mouth.
Gerard started to feel a bit awkward so he reached into the closet and took out a pink flamingo to try and cover himself. Well, he didn’t know the flamingo was a real one until it started to peck him.
Mikey started to scream from the top of his voice ‘look out jiggy, the flamingo is gonna peck you, run home jiggy, run home’
Frank stood up, looking all mighty with his pants on the outside and said ‘never fear, Frankie boy is here’
He ran towards the flamingo screaming and waving his fists. Bob decided to get a pink sock and through it at the flamingo, because he wanted the sock to look like another flamingo trying to attack.
Ray was a bit shocked at this, so he took his short shorts and went to get his guitar.
Finally, the flamingo gave up and was beaten to the ground by bobs locks of ginger hair. They all stood around the naked Gerard and told him that he shouldn’t get naked just anywhere. He needs to make sure there are no flamingos.
Ray ran back with his guitar and started to play ‘getting jiggy with it’ which made Gerard stand up and find the nearest table. He started to dance around and get jiggy with it until the time for them to get to centre stage for the show.
Frankie, bob, Mikey, ray and Gerard ran to the stage in what they were wearing, ready to go onstage until Gerard realised he was still naked.
So Gerard decided to wear something that he thought was the next best thing since sliced bread and that was………A plaid mini skirt....
Gerard slipped into his new trier.
"Hey I feel good in this," he said as he did a back bend to work the kinks out of his back.
"Oh no way dude," his little brother cried. " I can see the family jewels when you do that. Gross"
"hey man we are Scottish so I am just going with tradition.
And with that started to dance the can for his brother. Who was turning green in the face at the sight of his own brother's no nos.
At that moment Worm can walking in holding Gee's black vest an d a pink boa.
But poor Gee didn't see worm standing there he just kept on dancing his little can can.
While worm shot video of it on his video phone.
Youtube or eBay thought worm.
Well, at this point, the stage began to role and the turned to the crowd. Gerard was stood centre stage with his plaid mini skirt and a yellow feather boa.
The crowd started to scream and the band began to play.
In the middle of the song teenagers, rays short shorts took control of ray and started to make ray thrust around the stage. The power of the short shorts was so immense that it took over what ray was playing.
The crowd watched in excitement as ray stopped playing teenagers and started to play ‘physical’ by Olivia Newton john.
Frankie stood there with his pants on the outside and scratched his head. Gerard ran over to him and put his arms around his head and said ‘don’t watch Frankie, the shorts have ray’
Ray started to thrust and play physical on the stage and his fro was bobbing along. The music took over and he couldn’t stop.
Mikey decided to get worm to help so worm jumped on stage and hosed ray down with water. This wasn’t a good idea because the shorts kurnik and became shorter.
Ray was scared, glanced at Frankie and shouted ‘help me, please. Get me out of my shorts’ so Frankie heard the cry and became the super hero he was. Frankie jumped on ray and wrestled him to the ground. Bob stood up and decided to help. Bob took off the shorts and handed them to Mikey.
Mikey looked back to get Gerard to help but as Mikey looked around, Gerard was on the other side of the stage doing back bends for his crowd. Mikey looked on in amazement
So, on stage is Gerard doing back bends in his plaid skirt with no undies on, Mikey stood in shock, bob looking like he has just caught the biggest fish, Frankie still sat on top of ray after wrestling him to the floor and ray with no pants on.
Frankie felt a tad bad for ray, because all the crowd could see that he had no pants, so Frankie being a super hero whipped his pants from outside his other pants and gave them to ray.
Ray was happy and stood up but he looked down to see his pants had changed colour. They were now pink with frilly lace on the outside.
All the fan girls in the crowd screamed and ran to the stage. They all chased ray off the stage so he ran for the exit. The others ran with him to escape the fan girls but Gerard didn’t notice, he was still doing his backbends.
Frankie, ray, bob and mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door as they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’
They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with ……. dancing badgers.
Frank sat down on ray as he did this he thought What the hell happened all I wanted was to give the fans a little fan service and now but somewhere it went wrong. Ray is possessed by demonic short shorts and Gee has become a back bending exhibitionist
it was at that moment Frank and the others noticed The strangest part of all that they were more shocked about was that there in the middle of the dancing badger, was worm with a bikini on and tassels on his nipples, dancing like a belly dancer.
But even more shocking was the fact that The dancing badgers were actually the evil minions of the short- shorts and had come to take Gerard away, which had been their diabolical plan all along. They had planted the idea for the shorts in Frank subconscious earlier that day and had conveniently placed the scissors nearby to enable him to carry out their scheme. Frank, however was completely responsible for Mikey and Bob though. Anyway, when Gerard stopped doing back-bends long enough to notice that the badgers had stopped dancing and were now running toward him at a menacing pace, he remembered he had a pointy stick in has bunk and he ran for it. Badgers hate being poked, so they all ran off the bus in order to avoid Gerard's stick. Mikey was amazed to see his brother act so valiantly, Frank figured he wasn't the only super-hero around, Bob was just glad to be away from the fan girls and Ray ran to get changed out of his frilly undies...
he opened his cupboard and pulled out his favourite pair of black jeans.” these will protect me from the evil shorts" he thought, he had just put his right leg in the jeans when a pointed stick sailed through the air and pinned them to the floor.
"Stop!" yelled Gerard and ran to pull Ray away from the writhing jeans,
"It's not your jeans look" yelled Frank pointing. With that the jeans began to shrink, slowly reforming into the very evil short shorts they thought had been left behind.
From inside the shorts crawled the very bedraggled and contrite fro.
"Fro!" yelled Ray "Why? just tell me why???"
The fro rustled apologetically and crept over rubbing itself on Ray's leg.
It rustled it's reasons softly to everyone, it had felt a little neglected and with the assistance of the other body fro had decided to try and stage a coup. It was very sorry and promised never to do it again. Ray bent his head and Mikey picked up the limp exhausted fro adn placed it back.
"I love you fro" said Ray "But..."
"If you ever do that again it's straightener time" said Mikey holding his up and laughing.
They all laughed and the frame froze and the credits began to roll
Thank you ep
Sorry for reposting, I wanted everything together, so that it is easier to read. Thank you for entertaining me tonight. It was a welcome distraction.
Goodnight.
They could write their next album based loosely on the original story and then incorporate the songs into the movie. Gerard has said he was interested in musicals. This could be their next masterpiece.
Martha, you confuse me. You really get on Lyn for using her supposed sexuality, yet peen talk about the guys is ok?
Thank you once again anon. It seems we have some nice ones here tonight.
you're welcome MJ I just didn't scroll back far enough
thanks short shorts story, it turned out really well!
Blogger Carrie said...
Martha, you confuse me. You really get on Lyn for using her supposed sexuality, yet peen talk about the guys is ok?
I get on her because she claims to be a feminist. When the things she has said and done show that she is not.
If her fans want to talk about her in a sexual way that is fine by me. Just don't come in here and hold her up as something great because she uses sex (not her sexuality ) to get ahead.
Hey, guys, just a quick note for "Hi! and "Goodnight!". J. and I have been out nearly all day running errands and we are worn out!
PJ, good to see you in blue! Hope you are doing well.
PP, THANK YOU so much for the song you left me this morning. You are a sweetheart! And never fail to make me laugh. (In a good way, I promise!)
Miss T! Good to see you as well. Got your comment, thank you.
Miranth, hang in there, sweetie. We are here for you.
RW, Lucy, K, nice anons, watchers (real, imagined, made up, zombies, and the like) and any one else I missed. Well, all but the REALLY strange anon(s) I read from earlier today. The vultures are getting a little weird...
Mayo, SS, rest of BlogBelieve, have a goodnight and sweet dreams. J. and or I will be on tomorrow late. Take care of yourselves and each other.
Love,
L.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
They could write their next album based loosely on the original story and then incorporate the songs into the movie. Gerard has said he was interested in musicals. This could be their next masterpiece.
April 28, 2008 11:07 PM
If there is one. And if I am still willing to buy it.
goodnight short shorts story anon
sweet dreams
other anon that would be a great concept album, they could put it out in a pair of short shorts like Alice Cooper did with the panties
Hi and goodnight L and J!
sweet dreams
The comment that started all this.
farawaysoclose said...
bye ergo!
lol at your rough cat's tongue comment!!!!
ok so yeh i have been to buzznet!! and glad i did! this is from the woodlands, texas gig (did wendy go to that one??) anyway you have to watch!! ray toro is wearing shorts and frankie boy is in cut off trousers!! you can see his knees!! but ray is wearing seriously short shorts!!!!!!!!!
April 28, 2008 5:49 AM
Almost 18 hours of Ray's short-shorts.
Happy Ray Day!!!
Mayo:
I realize I've nothing of worth to say to you. The past few days and the discussions we've had here have drained me. It's so weird that that happens, too.
Anyway, I'm reading some of your old posts. It's pretty enlightening to say the least.
And the changes I see in all of us are dramatic.
And because I have nothing wise or useful to offer, I'll just say goodnight. Tomorrow may be totally different. Afterall, I will be reminded again.
Goodnight, Mayo.
Shitty Sushi!:
Sorry. Absolutely could not resist.
Sometimes I feel like I have no idea what to say to you. I think to myself, "Well, I could say this, but that will sound undeniably stoopid."
So, toa chie. And yes, I had to Google the meaning, and no, I don't know why I chose Mandarin. :)
Night, dude.
Anonymous the short shorts story said...
Sorry for reposting, I wanted everything together, so that it is easier to read. Thank you for entertaining me tonight. It was a welcome distraction.
Goodnight.
Thank you for putting it all together like that. Your welcome
and goodnight
And Hello carrie I forgot to say that and goodnight J&L
Goodnight, guys.
I've enjoyed reading the story! It was a very nice change of pace. A pat on the back to ALL who were involved. :)
Have a great evening, Everyone. Talk to you all tomorrow.
Mayo,
Dude, What the hell am I still doing up? I have work tomorrow and a long ass road trip ahead of me. Okay, that was dramatic. It's not that long. Like 5, maybe 6 hours to Alabama, but we will be working and then driving afterwards so it will make for a long day. Oh sweet Jesus, I am babbling like hardcore tonight. I have written a fucking paragragh and not asked you how you are, so how are you? I hope Monday was all that, a bag of chips, some beef jerky, a moon pie, a pickle, a chocolate chip cookie, and a coca cola. Oh yeah, and it was full of all your favorite songs on the radio. The ones you haven't heard in a long time. You know, the ones you have forgotten that you really liked. And you surprised yourself by still knowing all the words. Yeah, I hope it was that kind of day for you.
So, was it?
If not, there's always tomorrow, right?
Smile, sleep tight, and sweet dreams!
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. And the best damn sandwich you've ever tasted.
I missed a ton of you guys who just came in. Hey also and goodnight to Elena, Ergo, Entropy, Martha, Carrie!
Elena, we got the package today! THANK YOU so much! We loved the way you addressed it to and from! Hope you are having a better day. We love you. We sent you a little something today too.
And Wendy, if you come on later, we sent you a CD of Tim Wilson's today. Hope you like it!
I'm going to go to bed now, before I fall into the keyboard.
Love you guys!
L.
P.S. Ergo, thanks for making the Australian waters safe again from "Jaws"! Tech help for wombats, critter wrangler, and now, the terror of the big fish!
Goodnight mib.
I have to say I am surprised that so many people liked the story
And yeah for ray day
Night, Mustard! Sleep well.
goodnight mustard sweet dreams
yes anon a lot of thanks must go to FASC for posting that link
I don't think Ray has ever had this much attention!
Hooray for Ray Day!
Original Punks said...
Some people get his point, and some people don't. Just like Elena and TJ and I were talking about with Mayo: you either do, or you don't.
This demonstrates even more how they think they are "in on" something with Mayo. Elena, TJ and the OPS are the ones with Mayo's secret and the OPS seem intent on flaunting it. They have a feeling of possession over SS and Mayo.
And when you look back to how upset they got when they were left out of MWM, you can either think that they are hypocrites (they are) or look for the deeper meaning which is this.
They really thought it was ok for them to grill BC and the ones on MWM the way they did because they were left out, and they really think it is ok for them to flaunt their secret about Mayo that the four of them share and leave everyone else out. This is BECAUSE they feel like they are entitled, like they have something special with Mayo and SS. So in their minds, they are not hypocrites. In their mind, they are just doing what they have the right to do. Because in their mind, Mayo and SS are THEIRS so of course it makes sense that they shouldn't be left out. That they can throw a fit when they are left out. That they can call Mayo and other bloggers horrible names when they are left out.
But when they are the ones who know the secret, no one is allowed to question them.
In their mind, that's how it works.
Scary.
goodnight sdock sweet dreams
Goodnight Sd
And Mayo was "pleased" with his cybering partner.
So who is Mayo's cybering partner, votes?
And night to L and Sdock, too.
Please stop interrupting the Ray Day celebrations mean anon.
Mean = true...... I happen to agree.
Is there like some random anon generator set to the OPS? That is kinda scary.
thou shalt not besmirch Ray Day!!
may your shorts be infested with a thousand dancing badgers!
Well I must be off as well. everyone have a good night.
Carrie thank you for telling about Dr who. I taped it I just haven't watched it yet.
Night Martha!! I haven't watched it either, I have to wait until Annie can check it out too. If I dare to watch it without her, well, being trapped with rabid badgers would probably be more safe.
goodnight MJ sweet dreams
Ergo, did you see my horrible pun earlier? I want my props.
I did! I was going totally wombatty!
Thank yew!!
I was washing up and this flew past my window and is feeding on my hibiscus
my pic of the ulysses butterfly
a better idea of how it looks
nature is just wonderful!
That's gorgeous!! I had a huge dragonfly on my screen door over the weekend, I spent some time checking it out, didn't think to take a pic though.
Holy cheese! That's amazing, Ergo! Man, you lucky Aussie with the awesome butterflies.
we don't see them often but there is a special plant they feed on which must be down the creek near us
they are just like a flash of this incredible blue, I always feel really lucky to have seen one
on the outside of their wings they are just really brown so you only see the blue as they fly
I love the butterflies, and the birdies. My neighbor has a butterfly bush so we get a lot around here come summer.
11:26. I detect a note of jealousy there
We don't get much butterflies here. If we did, the earthquakes made them all go away. And killed the grass. And made it windy. Stupid earth.
Jealousy of what?
Mayo, SS, people of the blog,
Hello!
I hope you're all well, I personally feel like squirrels pooped in my head. Nice, eh?
But I still wanted to come by, and say hello, and at the same time goodbye (again, squirrel toilet head, I need a nap).
So take care everyone, I hope I can stay tomorrow, I need my fix of lovelies ;)
Ok, enough forced jokes and smiles, I'm off.
xoxo cupcake
Ray Day Celebration.
Forever April 28th.
Mark your calendars!
Sorry I stepped away. Laundry, bills, and other things stole my attention.
Goodnight and ♥ to all of you.
You guys are so funny!
I loved the Short, Shorts story, and the way it evolved. Back bending satire at it's best!
hello, dear denizens of blogbelieve. :)
my chores are done, my bills are paid and i am replete with a moolatte (my mom introduced me to the drug tonight).
i haven't read the story yet...i'm afraid to...
and i'm listening to mcr live on my headphones.
*self-satisfied grin*
hello and bye cupcake goodnight and sweet dreams anima
thanks anon (I'll say in the absence of and for the others involved)
TJ TJ
TJ
Sorry I have to yell but you do have headphones on.....
What's new???
Hi TJ!!!!
how are you?
the story is worth it, it's a bit surreal but seeing as it's Ray Day!
hey again elena
Looks like those shorts are on their way to being immortalized!
they should be immortalized.....bronzed even
*looks up at elena*
*sees her and ergo waving*
um, hi?
*pulls headset off TJ's right ear*
helooooo!
Ha Ergo! Maybe they should start looking for their own management.
You never know, could be a movie deal in the works ^_~
Hey Ergo gonna send you some pics.
TJ
I bet I know what CD you are listening to, don't I?
I really think the shorts need an agent I mean they have occupied us nearly 24 hours so they have some audience drawing power
oooh thanks elena
has tj gone back to her music?
...or maybe their own fan site?
they could give Bob's Solo project a run for it's money!
I can't wait to see the SHORTS on Oprah.
Or maybe Jerry Springer
*rubbing ear*
hi ergo! liked the butterfly pic. :)
elena...you just might know what cd this is, indeed you might.
as might a portion of your customers...
and your manager...
*grin*
hahaha
"And today on Jerry Springer, "My shorts, who is the daddy?" 5 band members fight for control of an incredibly talented item of clothing"
*comes in singing - AGAIN*
"Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued"
*forgot to mention how much she enjoyed Puddle Of Mudd at X-Fest*
OOOPS!
Hello Mayo, SS, TJ, Carrie, Entropy, Ergo, Cupcake, Anima, various anons, everyone!!!!
How are you all tonight? T'is another lovely night, isn't it?
Well, I hope it's a lovely night for you all wherever you may be.
Who's still giggling from the Short, Shorts (short) Story? I liked it!!!
Great work, ladies! Special kudos to Martha for getting the ball rolling and Ergo for the hilarious ending credits!
Carrie: How was you birthday?
Ergo: That is one beautiful butterfly! That blue is brilliant!!
Cupcake: HI and BYE, love!
Jade: GREAT to see you again! Sorry to hear about what happened, though :/ Did the police arrest him??? I hope so!
PJ: I forgot to say WELCOME BACK yesterday *blushes* Sorry!
WELCOME BACK PJ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
J & L: THANK YOU both so much! Sorry I missed you ladies tonight.
I shall try my best to 'catch' you both tomorrow/today :D
*huge hugs and kisses*
Ohhh..... Some Puddle Of Mudd for blogbelievers:
She F**cking Hates Me
:D I love that one!
and on Oprah the inspiring story of the shorts that grew from a bum wrap to an entertainment megastar
hello wendy *smoooooooooooch*
you sound very chirpy! had a good day?
Hi Elena!!!!
I always seem to miss someone. Did you sneak in while I was typing
again?
*pounce tackle hugs and smooches for all*
Hey Wendy
Oh I know.....
Tonight on a very special episode of "Touched by the Shorts"
Or the After School Special..."Shorts and the Bad Touch."
Ergo!!!!!!!!
*big smoooooooooooooch back*
Good day? Hmmmm.......
Well, they're all pretty good if you ask me ;)
Afterall, Life IS Beautiful! :D
How are you? Did you have a good/beautiful day?
How about "The Magic Shorts", Elena?
Where's BC and Miranth tonight?
And Amy? Did she go back to the day shift already???
*stops chair dancing and takes off headphones*
oh! hey, i just remembered -- i updated my lj today. go read it, peoples!
*re-dons headphones*
*head begins to nod*
Hey everyone
Hi BC!!!! How are you, sweetcheeks? How was your day?
*extra ultra sloppy kisses and hugs*
*gives TJ a thumbs up and points to the door*
*hopes she understands that means I'm off to read her LJ*
Hey BC
How are you today? Anything new and exciting in your world?
Hi sugarplum, how are you? *smothers Wendy with super ultra ultra sloppy kisses and hugs*
I'm good, but a bit tired. I just told this JC anon on my blog to go fuck them self.
Jesus Christ, who knew Ray Toro had such a TIGHT ASS under those shorts?
-A
Hi Elena, I'm good, but a little tired, not feeling really chipper tonight.
I was checking out some of the summer tour festivals because I might go to a few, but so far, the lineups look disappointing.
hi BC
amyranth he is a man of many talents! and we've just seen a new one!
Ha ha ha Amy. Hiya!
*returns wendy's thumbs up*
*begins lip-syncing to astro zombies*
*curls go wild*
prime directive EXTERMINATE!
*oops*
was that out loud?
There's AMY!!!!! LOL, Amy ;)
BC: I'm good, thanks for asking!
Elena: Have you started packing for St. Louis yet? I bet you can't wait to meet up with TJ again and hang out with Anima, J & L!!!
Amy: How's the new roomie working out? I did read something about a roomie making out with JU, didn't I??? Or was that an old roomie?
Hi Ergo
my student is here
have to go back later
*waves goodbye to ergo*
*blows her a kiss for good measure*
Hallo Lovelies!
Yes Wendy, you read right. Someone I live with claims to have swapped god-knows-what with Jimmy Urine. I can't imagine WHY she'd make something like that up. But I also take anything like that with a grain of salt because.... welll... YUCK.
-A
*tries to give TJ another thumbs up indicating her new LJ entry has been read and commented*
*doesn't think she can see with the curls bouncing in her eyes*
*shrugs*
*knows she'll find the comment sooner of later*
:P
BC: Why not so chipper? :(
*more hugs and kisses for my sweetcheeks*
Ergo, you forgot one.
Perogy Ox.
-A still can't make an anagram with her name.
Amy,
Eww. Bye Ergo. Wendy, for a couple of reasons. It does look like Ozzfest this year is only going to be held in two cities, one in Dallas, the other in some unnamed city.
I was coping out some of the other festivals, but I'm not liking the lineups.
Bye for now Ergo!!! Have fun tutoring!
Amy: I just don't know what to say about THAT!
*wonders if your new roomie was drinking lots of Jager that night*
*doesn't think there is enough JAGER is the WORLD to make me want to do that*
IF I drank Jager that is! ;)
I haven't touched that stuff in over 10 years!
*flashback - shudders - 4 day hangover - not fun*
*sneaks up on wendy and gives a squeezy hug for the lovely comment*
♥
No CRUE FEST, BC???
What about Taste Of Chaos?
Ohhhh.....the headliners for Voodoo Fest 2008 were announced today. They shall be:
R.E.M
Nine Inch Nails !!!!!
and
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS!!!!!!!!
*jumps then giggles*
I like SURPRISE hugs!
*gives TJ big squeezy hug back*
You're welcome, TJ!
Wendy, WHAT Crue Fest? ^_^
Taste of Chaos, well, I don't listen to any of the bands listed on that tour.
I was looking at the lineup for the Rockstar mayhem energy tour or whatever the hell it's called.
*grins at wendy*
*wanders off humming to herself*
*stops to bliss out to a toro solo*
ergoproxy said...
hi BC
amyranth he is a man of many talents! and we've just seen a new one!
Ergo stop staring you'll burn a hole in.....Oh that doesn't sound right.
Sorry I wandered off again. Back now, I think.
Haven't started packing for St Louis yet but maybe I should. What should I wear? NOT SHORTS
BC, I know Ozzy is going to be here in Calgary sometime within the coming months. Don't know if it's Ozzfest though.
Wendy, I think you pegged it, her favorite drink is Jager and Coke.
-A doesn't need to drink to be weird.
Blogger Elena said...
ergoproxy said...
hi BC
amyranth he is a man of many talents! and we've just seen a new one!
Ergo stop staring you'll burn a hole in.....Oh that doesn't sound right.
YOU'LL BURN A HOLE IN HIS ASS!
...
Sounds just fine to me Elena.
-A
elena --
i agree, and do i get to see you get your tattoo? please?
*trying to find shows for her sweetcheeks*
BC: Did you know MINISTRY is playing the HOB Chicago May 8th and 9th?
Or, how about The (aforementioned) Jagermeister (yuk) Tour!!!
Jagermeister Music Tour Feat. Hatebreed / Type O Negative & 3 Inches of Blood
on June 24th
Or:
Summer Slaughter Tour 2008 w/The Black Dahlia Murder, Kataklysm, Vader, Cryptopsy, The Faceless, Despised Icon, Aborted, Born of Osiris, Psycroptic, Whitechapel
July 28th
Or:
Rancid w/ H20 & The House That Gloria Vanderbilt
July 31st
:D
Amyranth said...
Wendy, I think you pegged it, her favorite drink is Jager and Coke.
-A doesn't need to drink to be weird.
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LOL! I AM PSYCHIC ;)
Jager makes people do STRANGE things, Amy. T'is an EVIL EVIL liquid! ;P
Pssst.....I don't need to drink to be weird either. I am quite capable of embarrassing myself (and occasionally my niece) whilst perfectly sober!
Pssst.....I don't need to drink to be weird either. I am quite capable of embarrassing myself (and occasionally my niece) whilst perfectly sober!
Ah, I don't even embarrass myself anymore. At this point if someone asks me, "why'd you do that?", my reply is "Why the fuck not?".
I have no shame.
-A
Amy, I heard about that. He's gonna headline another tour from what I read. Sugarplum, Ministry is actually doing THREE shows here ^_^
What's a Jagermeister Yuk Tour? Lol
Damn, too many bands, hard to pick. I might check out the Rock Star one. Five Finger Death Punch is on the bill.
Elena said...
Haven't started packing for St Louis yet but maybe I should. What should I wear? NOT SHORTS
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I vote for packing THE SHORTS, Elena!!!!
Do it for RAY!!!!
hehehe
Amy: I do feel embarrassed - for about 2 seconds; then, I just don't care! ;p
BC: It's The Jagermeister Tour ;)
The YUK is my personal opinion on Jager!
Ohhhh...Five Finger Death Punch!!!
I do believe they will be absolutely worth seeing live! :D
Wendy, I daresay if you and I ever ended up in the same place at the same time... well, we'd be lucky if the city was still standing afterwards.
-A
TJ
I'll try to make my appointment
for the tattoo for Friday. Of course I'm still waiting for someone, YEAH YOU MAYO, to give me a drawing of a spider..........
NO SHORTS, trust me Ray has much better legs than me.
i'm getting tired.
my chair-dancing & head-nodding has devolved into a single wiggling knee.
i'm gonna toddle off, my friends. nighty-nite.
*yawns & waves*
NO SHORTS, trust me Ray has much better legs than me.
Ray's got a nicer ass than I do too.
I'm slightly ashamed.
-A
elena, i would dearly love to be there, so thank you!
maybe i'll get inspiration for my own...
:)
Goodnight and sweet dreams TJ!
See you tomorrow!
Elena: I could draw a spider for you :D
Of course, I'm sure it would not be nearly as pretty as a Mayo drawn spider :/
How about a wolf instead? I already have one of those drawn.
BC: Ministry added another Chicago date? GOOD for them!
And YOU. You now have 3 chances to see them!
Amy: Are you going see OZZY?
Goodnight and sweet dreams squeak squeak. Oh sugarplum, I was kidding about the Yuk thing ;p
And it's supposed to be an all day festival that will last at least nine hours.
Some other bands including Dragonforce and machine head are also on the lineup as well. From what I read, it sounds like a lot of fun.
Ray does have a sweet ass, much better than Gerard's.
Amyranth said...
NO SHORTS, trust me Ray has much better legs than me.
Ray's got a nicer ass than I do too.
HA HA, Amy. Wonder if he's gonna wear those in St Louis? Hope so!
Amyranth said...
NO SHORTS, trust me Ray has much better legs than me.
Ray's got a nicer ass than I do too.
I'm slightly ashamed.
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YEP! Nicer legs and rump than me as well!
*is jealous*
Wendy, I haven't decided yet.
Warped Tour is a definite, always will be unless they mess up bad some year and invite the Backstreet Boys or something.
We were thinking V Fest, but so far nobody interesting. It's when the tickets sell out that they'll announce MCR, Anti-Flag, Rise Against, The Offspring, Dropkick Murphys, Against Me! and other bands I'd love to see in concert again.
Right now, $120 to see The Tragically Hip and Stone Temple Pilots isn't that great.
So far, actually, most concerts coming through aren't that impressive.
-A
Wendy it's gotta be a black widow spider....
Yeah there is a reason.
Sugarplum, yep, and I was thinking of flying you up here to see them since you didn't get to the other day :)
Wendy, try wearing jeans. Jeans make my ass look firm and big O_o
O_o
$120 for 2 bands?
2 bands I've never heard of, at that!
Heck, that's nearly what a weekend pass to VOODOO costs! And that's 3 days worth of bands on 3 stages!
Elena, if Ray wears those shorts again in St Louis, that will be proof that there is a god and he wants us to be happy.
-A
Wendy, it's way more than that. But it's $120 a day for the bands playing that day. So far, nobody that gets my panties in a bunch.
However, I can't complain too much. Rise Against is doing a six stop stint with Warped, and Calgary is the first place they're going. They love us.
-A
A black widow, eh?
Okay, I won't ask why - not where the world can see ;)
BC: I think I should try PADDED jeans! They would probably make sittin' on bar stools more comfortable too :D
$120 is a lot of money just to see two bands. I think that's how much Lalapalooza will cost with three days worth of bands.
Sugarplum, Miranth wanted me to tell you Hi :)
Amyranth said...
Wendy, it's way more than that. But it's $120 a day for the bands playing that day. So far, nobody that gets my panties in a bunch.
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WHEW! That sounds much more economical!
Hopefully they'll add some panty bunching bands to the line-up for you!
I'm glad you'll get to see RISE AGAINST in Calgary!!
$120 is a lot of money period.
I paid $80 for two pit tickets to MCR, and that's pretty much the norm.
-A
Sweetcheeks: Tell Miranth HI back for me! Where is she? I still need to go check out her farm pictures :)
mayo,
my head is heavy. i think all the coffee (and that yummy moolatte) has worn off at last.
today was a day filled with small things. i baked some food for the road. i watched birds through the kitchen window while i cleaned up. i talked with my mom, about things serious and silly. i bought some batteries (because not being able to play my cds is anathema). i figured out how to pay my storage space rent online, so my belongings are safe from the auction block (this month, at least). i was on and offline all day.
i listened to music and thought about the road ahead. i wrote a little, and sang a little, smiled and laughed and grabbed quiet moments looking at the trees that surround this place. i thought about my friends, and so you and they were all with me today, green little gifts in my heart.
i peeked at my hopes for the future and then wrapped them back up in the back corner of my heart, safe and sound.
i wrote a word on myself with...ahem...sharpie to try out an idea for a tattoo. and then i showered carefully in order to not wash it off. i spent too much time lip-syncing along to the music in the mirror.
it's a list of small things, you see. an ordinary day. at no point did my heart rise up in me in wonderment. i had no shiny magical moments.
but i'm going to bed with a satisfied smile, all the same.
good days come in all sizes, mayo. a full heart whispers as often as it sings.
keep listening, mayo-sama.
AMY!!!!!
That's it! Ergo promised I could be on top tonight and you pushed me aside.
Hmmm....
*plots Lear-napping*
;)
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