I am precipitant, and temptation proffers madness. I can’t resist. I love the fucking rush of blood to my head, my heart hammering my ears. The rhythm and intensity set me to cruise. I am making decisions just moments before the situation even presents itself. And it all works out.
With your assault on my senses still pushing adrenaline through my veins, I decided to give myself a brief respite from self-induced ubiquity. I righted myself before you…almost completely relieved of the obscurity that may have impaired your perception (I am absurd). I focused my energy inward and provided you with a unique, cogent vision...handed to you in haste.
Without contrast.
For just a moment I tethered myself to you. In the dark and held captive by brick and chain link, you held the truth in the palm of your hand. While I stood, waiting for the fucking bomb to drop. I wanted to pull you aside, then. I wanted to tell you, whisper it in your ear. I wanted you to see me. Register my words with my voice. But, translation was lost in my subtle introduction, and I know I caught you off guard. My strength diminished, I walked away with the truth in my fist, my secret under a floodlight.
With you.
I admit that you may not know, but I need you to know. I need for you to know.
After all of that, and even if misunderstood, I have to say that your presence is appreciated…and I must admit often anticipated. But, it was never my intention to lead you. I hope I have not caused you concern, and I must ask, are you angry? Are you angry with me? If you need reassurance, if you question my intent, I could tell you again.
My friend, all you need to do is ask.
p.s. and even then I am amazed.
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Smoke and I have been planning our roadtrip. It's so much work getting two girls ready to go off for 2 days. Look out Alabama!! Georgia is coming to town!
I wonder what they will be wearing in Alabama?
Rays Shorts,
you look like you're holding Rays junk hostage.
OH my GOD, do you mean MCR or me and my sister?
I meant MCR !!
RAY WILL BE WEARING ME. I OWN RAY NOW, I GIVE HIM THE POWER.
WASH ME IN HOT WATER AND WATCH ME SHRINK. I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE TORO 'MAGIC FINGERS TORO'
Solly, now don't you two be causing no trouble down Alabama way.
Have fun, just not too much. Ha ha ha!
Anon,
Oh, I am so sorry. Yeah, I wonder too. There is no telling.
Alabama better watch out for us. That's all I got to say.
Didnt mean to scare you sdock. what are you gonna wear?....not really!!
The Story Of how Rays Shorts Were Born.
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the toro's fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
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Al right this was all I could come up with. Anyone who wants to try and finish this story can. You can even rewrite parts if you need.
ohhhh solly, tell them what you wil wear and tell them what you are wearing now. tell them that you are wearing your sider man outfit
Ray's Shorts:
Ray doesn't need you in order to make magik finger skillz sounds.
You are not necessary. ;)
Hey dudettes!
lol martha, i liked it hahaha. i could totally see frank jumping on ray hahahaha
Fimble,
I am certainly not daring enough to wear a Spiderman outfit. I'm a simple girl.
Then they made gerard a pair of shorts but he refused to wear them because he said that they made his ass look to big.
HOW DARE YOU MUSTARISBETTER. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE YOUR HEAD IN THE FRIDGE. NEVER SAY THAT, I AM THE ROLE MODEL FOR ALL SHORTS AROUND THE WORLD. I AM THE SPOKESPERSON FOR ALL THE HOT PANTS EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
AND WE ALL KNOW MAYONNAISE IS BETTER THAN MUSTARD HAHAHAHAHA, BOW DOWN TO THE SHORT SHORTS
LOL MJ.
That was fantastic. I'm sure every word is a true reconstruction on actual events.
Thank you FS. I just wish a could have come up with a really good next part of the story.
And miss t I am well. How about you?
Haha!
Okay, you got me, Ray's Shorts!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Then they made gerard a pair of shorts but he refused to wear them because he said that they made his ass look to big.
April 28, 2008 6:45 PM
LOL That is so true.
And bob didnt want any shorts because he likes to play the drums with out any pants on....
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the toro's fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
Wso frank ju,ped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob tryig to protoct his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without mikey noticing, Frankie had cut mikeys pants legs off. So now mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
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This is shit, so please change it. hahahaha
Anonymous Anonymous said...
And bob didnt want any shorts because he likes to play the drums with out any pants on....
April 28, 2008 6:50 PM
Dirty thoughts are bad. I am a good girl and I will not have any dirty thoughts.
Come on martha...you know you wanna!!
yeh martha, come on. bring out the dirty bird which is in everyone (except me)
lol
You to,Fimble!!
No we must keep Mikey in short shorts as well But lets give bob back his hair and put him in a tank top made by FRank.
I love Bobs hair. I would be sad if he cut it.
anon at 7, what am i doing?
to be a dirty bird?
never, not in a million years hehehe
Can we call these stories,
Ray's shorts: The early years.
(I knew him before the fame and the girls).
Fimble and MJ,
You guys are very talented writers. Please keep the story going. I am laughing my ass off.
Blogger MissTottenham said...
Can we call these stories,
Ray's shorts: The early years.
(I knew him before the fame and the girls).
April 28, 2008 7:02 PM
Yes you can.
Let the short shorts unleash the dirty bird in all of us!!
Thank you SD.
I am trying to come up with more ideas.
Thank you MJ.
Tee hee.
Hey, do we get a sequel to the story?
Ray's shorts: My drugs and sex hell (The lost years).
Hey, SDock, MissT, MJ, Mustard, Fimbelina and Anon!
The shorts are priceless!
This story is priceless!
I really want Gerard to come in with a flamingo. I don't know why though.
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the toro's fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
Wso frank ju,ped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob tryig to protoct his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without mikey noticing, Frankie had cut mikeys pants legs off. So now mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.
He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair superglued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazment. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’
Hi Star,
how are you today?
Wow fimmy, that's funny.
Keep it up.
hello starry eyed surprise. how are you this fine clear evening?
thank you sd, but seriously i am crapola at this stuff.
I'm good, Miss T!
It always makes me happy to see when you are on!
How's everything going for you?
Hello Star thank you?
Haha miss t.
All I can think of for the story is some how we have to have GW show up wearing a plaid mini skirt.
ohhhh do it martha
and make him do backbends over a pink flamingo
do it do it and do as the anon says, bring out your dirty bird
Aw thank you star sweetie.
It makes me smile to see your name here too. We don't get that pleasue enough these days.
Things are good for me. I have my computer back and hopefully no more explosions.
How is life treating you?
Yea martha,do it!!
Fimblestar said:
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazment. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
AHAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard, I snorted!
Fim, that's MADE OF WIN!
Haha FS You are doing a way better job on the second part than I could have.
lol star, i wanted to see your comment before i did it. heck, he should have had a ink flamingo hahahaha
I can't complain, Miss T. The school year is winding down, so there's less for me to worry about.
It's all good!
All I can think of for the story is some how we have to have GW show up wearing a plaid mini skirt.
You so have to MJ.
martha, you do it. i wann see your bit. please, and bring the dirty bird out.
martha martha martha martha
^^thats me chanting your name :)
Maybe he could wear a boa!
Yay summer hols soon Star.
Are you off anywhere nice?
But now he is naked.
Maybe he should do naked cart wheels into the mini skirt.
Bring the dirty flamingo out of you martha!!
martha do it, that sounds like a grand next part. seriosuly, i wanna read it. anon is right, bring the dirty flamingo out hehehehe
anon, do you have a name that we can call you?
Miss T, I think we may go back to New Orleans in August.
Other than that, we usually go down the shore every weekend, so that's like a mini vacation.
Yes, Anon, everyone loves feather boas!
You can call me the twisted anon.
Other than that, we usually go down the shore every weekend, so that's like a mini vacation.
I am sooooooo envious.
hello twisted anon.
hey fimble, i was the one that posted earlier that i was a long time reader.
ohhh, i get carried down the stream most of the time. it is nice to see you again though :)
is martha unleashing her dirty flamingo side or has the story ended?
Yo twisted anon.
Nice to put a name to the words.
Nice to meet you.
Ive gotta run now, be back later to read the rest of the story. nice chatting with you all! Twisted
Give me some time and I'll see what I can do. But if you have any ideas run with it it might help me out.
Nice to meet you twisted come back soon
you too twisted, catch you later.
martha, you want ideas or the next part. i could roll with it. anyone else want to add, star why dont you add your flammingo
See you later Twisted.
Yes please if you have another part go with it. If something pops into my head I will write it in.
Have a good night, Twisted.
I don't know, Fim. I'm thinking.
How's about gerard leaving a red sock in the wash and turning all his white fluffy thongs pink.
OMG! Fim and MJ!
You're killing me, srsly!
Hey, one of ya's? Make Gerard become the almighty Geetar (like a guitar, but not, you know) with his Illustrious Tambourine Of Majikal Music Making.
Fim, you said Jiggy, so might as well make him get jiggy wid it.
Goodnight ladies!Be back later. Twisted
ok, i am trying to add the next part. trying.
*is blinded by the knees*
*launches herself at Fimmy*
*misses*
*lands on Ray's knee*
*nearly busts a rib*
OW.
I would think that just as GW was getting undress a group of fan girls would happen by. causing him to wrap a feather boa around his self and running like the wind. He than almost runs int a flamingo causing him to do a back bend that turns into a cart wheel.
Now running naked from the fan girls he must find something to hid himself with the only thing around a mini skirt
Know what?
It's been forever since we've devoted a whole day to Toro. It was time.
Hello RW, Fimble, MJ, Sdock, Star, Twisted (Nice to meet you!), and MissT!
We need to get the laughter going again in here to keep this story going
Thank you MIB
"The Shorts that Changed the World: The story of how one man's pants saved the human race, stopped global warming and brought peace to our planet."
It could happen.
Hello RW and mib
Hi Mustard and MJ :)
LMAO anon.
Hiya RW.
Hiya Mustard.
How's you two's?
Pants of Peace just took on a whole new outlook!
*waves to PoP*
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the toro's fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
Wso frank ju,ped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob tryig to protoct his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without mikey noticing, Frankie had cut mikeys pants legs off. So now mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.
He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair superglued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazment. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’
So there in the corridor stood 4 guys dressed crazy and one guy totally naked with a waffle in his mouth.
Gerard started to feel a bit awkward so he reached into the closet and took out a pink flamingo to try and cover himself. Well, he didn’t know the flamingo was a real one until it started to peck him.
Mikey started to scream from the top of his voice ‘look out jiggy, the flammingo is gonna peck you, run home jiggy, run home’
Frank stood up, looking all mighty with his pants on the outside and said ‘never fear, Frankie boy is here’
He ran towards the flamingo screaming and waving his fists. Bob decided to get a pink sock and through it at the flamingo, because he wanted the sock to look like another flamingo trying to attack.
Ray was a bit shocked at this, so he took his short shorts and went to get his guitar.
Finally, the flamingo gave up and was beaten to the ground by bobs locks of ginger hair. They all stoof around the naked Gerard and told him that he shouldn’t get naked just anywhere. He needs to make sure there are no flamingos.
Ray ran back with his guitar and started to play ‘getting jiggy with it’ which made Gerard stand up and find the nearest table. He started to dance around and get jiggy with it untill the time for them to get to centre stage for the show.
Frankie, bob, mikey, ray and Gerard ran to the stage in what they were wearing, ready to go onstage untill Gerard realised he was still naked.
So Gerard decided to wear something that he thought was the next best thing since sliced bread and that was………
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"The Shorts that Changed the World: The story of how one man's pants saved the human race, stopped global warming and brought peace to our planet."
It could happen.
April 28, 2008 7:43 PM
I love this anon haha.
ok i know that was crap, and i have just seen your ideas. soemone else take over. i tried :( lol
Hiya, Miss T :)
All and sundry, Fimble Star. Still funny
Fimble effing Star!
You rule my entire universe right now!
thank you anon.
*runs and jumps on rw*
*licks her eye*
god that tastes good. i have missed you hunny, what ya got cookin?
hello again!
I'm loving the story!
Blogger Fimble Star said...
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the toro's fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
Wso frank ju,ped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob tryig to protoct his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without mikey noticing, Frankie had cut mikeys pants legs off. So now mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.
He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair superglued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazment. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’
So there in the corridor stood 4 guys dressed crazy and one guy totally naked with a waffle in his mouth.
Gerard started to feel a bit awkward so he reached into the closet and took out a pink flamingo to try and cover himself. Well, he didn’t know the flamingo was a real one until it started to peck him.
Mikey started to scream from the top of his voice ‘look out jiggy, the flammingo is gonna peck you, run home jiggy, run home’
Frank stood up, looking all mighty with his pants on the outside and said ‘never fear, Frankie boy is here’
He ran towards the flamingo screaming and waving his fists. Bob decided to get a pink sock and through it at the flamingo, because he wanted the sock to look like another flamingo trying to attack.
Ray was a bit shocked at this, so he took his short shorts and went to get his guitar.
Finally, the flamingo gave up and was beaten to the ground by bobs locks of ginger hair. They all stoof around the naked Gerard and told him that he shouldn’t get naked just anywhere. He needs to make sure there are no flamingos.
Ray ran back with his guitar and started to play ‘getting jiggy with it’ which made Gerard stand up and find the nearest table. He started to dance around and get jiggy with it untill the time for them to get to centre stage for the show.
Frankie, bob, mikey, ray and Gerard ran to the stage in what they were wearing, ready to go onstage untill Gerard realised he was still naked.
So Gerard decided to wear something that he thought was the next best thing since sliced bread and that was………
A plaid mini skirt.....
AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
*flails at FS*
Funny you should ask that, Fimmy, as I am at this moment making a batch of Nutella-filled croissants. I shall be back and forth between the kitchen and the computer for the next 10 minutes or so.
How was your day, madam?
Hello Ep all I got was him with the skirt.
hahaha marth ftw. hahah love it
"Unleash Your Inner Fro - Zen Meditations from Ray's Shorts"
ohhh rw, can i have one. i would like to munch on that yeehaaa
so, today i was watching tornado, i was bored as hell but heck, i got my wire back so i am so hapy now :)
Goddamn where is elena when you need her.
LOL fim and MJ.
Hi again Ergo. Are you all fit and sprightly now?
Hey guys, I just wanted to take this break in the story action to thank everyone for their birthday wishes!! I had a great day, and you guys helped to brighten it!
"Denim Dreamin' - The Rise of Ray's Shorts"
Suddenly, Francois the Flamingo came running down the hallway. Francois was the tour wardrobe coordinator. He skidded to a stop, his majestic pink feathers fluttering around him.
"No, Gerard, he said disapprovingly, stop your disrobing at once!"
"Uh oh, said Mikey, motioning to Francois, he looks mad!"
The others stood shivering in their shorts.
"Please, Gerard, there will be no nudity tonight! I am ze only one allowed to be a dirty bird!"
They all heard the sweet sound of tinkling bells and saw Lucien the Llama , Francois's sartorial assistant, galloping down the hallway. Around his neck was a boa.
"Mon Dieu, yelled Gerard, that's the most beautiful boa I've ever seen. I must wear it tonight!"
"Certainly, mon ami", Francois said.
"Now, where's the rest of ze delicious waffle I saw you eating?"
hey carrie! glad you had a good birthday
I ma MissT! I just hope one day my legs can look as good as Ray's in short shorts!
Martha!
The flamingo in the closet was the best thing ever!
star what an entrance!
Fimmy, I shall put aside the biggest, most chocolatey croissant just for you! :D
LOL Ergo.
Carrie, I'm just sorry I wasn't on last night and I missed it.
happy belated birthday though.
Blogger Fimbel Star said...
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the toro's fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
Wso frank ju,ped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob trying to protect his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind Mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but Mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without Mikey noticing, Frankie had cut Mikey's pants legs off. So now Mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.
He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and Mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair superglued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazement. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’
So there in the corridor stood 4 guys dressed crazy and one guy totally naked with a waffle in his mouth.
Gerard started to feel a bit awkward so he reached into the closet and took out a pink flamingo to try and cover himself. Well, he didn’t know the flamingo was a real one until it started to peck him.
Mikey started to scream from the top of his voice ‘look out jiggy, the flamingo is gonna peck you, run home jiggy, run home’
Frank stood up, looking all mighty with his pants on the outside and said ‘never fear, Frankie boy is here’
He ran towards the flamingo screaming and waving his fists. Bob decided to get a pink sock and through it at the flamingo, because he wanted the sock to look like another flamingo trying to attack.
Ray was a bit shocked at this, so he took his short shorts and went to get his guitar.
Finally, the flamingo gave up and was beaten to the ground by bobs locks of ginger hair. They all stood around the naked Gerard and told him that he shouldn’t get naked just anywhere. He needs to make sure there are no flamingos.
Ray ran back with his guitar and started to play ‘getting jiggy with it’ which made Gerard stand up and find the nearest table. He started to dance around and get jiggy with it until the time for them to get to centre stage for the show.
Frankie, bob, Mikey, ray and Gerard ran to the stage in what they were wearing, ready to go onstage until Gerard realised he was still naked.
So Gerard decided to wear something that he thought was the next best thing since sliced bread and that was………
A plaid mini skirt....
Gerard slipped into his new trier.
"Hey I feel good in this," he said as he did a back bend to work the kinks out of his back.
"Oh no way dude," his little brother cried. " I can see the family jewels when you do that. Gross"
"hey man we are scottish so I am just going with tradition
Hi Star :)
Hey carrie I hope you had a wonderful b-day
Hey, Ergoproxy, Carrie and RW!
How are you all?
I am good, Star. Craving a chocolatey croissant!
How was your day?
Good, RW, I am about to pop off into the shower and then make some apple turnovers!
I shall return!
Hey Star, I'm fine, and I want one of RW's croissants. I have nutella in my pantry, that is probably a bad thing....
star, that was fantastic. far better than mine. bloody awesome.
i went to get pizza, and now i am watching greek.
martha, nice add one. made me lol really bad lol.
Help yourself, Carrie :)
If you guys don't help me eat my croissants, I shall eat them all, and that is not a good thing!
gah !!!
my bank has chaged it's format and I can't find what I want!!!!
why the hell do they need to fuck around with stuff?
Blogger Martha Jones said...
Blogger Fimbel Star said...
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the toro's fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
Wso frank ju,ped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob trying to protect his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind Mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but Mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without Mikey noticing, Frankie had cut Mikey's pants legs off. So now Mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.
He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and Mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair superglued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazement. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’
So there in the corridor stood 4 guys dressed crazy and one guy totally naked with a waffle in his mouth.
Gerard started to feel a bit awkward so he reached into the closet and took out a pink flamingo to try and cover himself. Well, he didn’t know the flamingo was a real one until it started to peck him.
Mikey started to scream from the top of his voice ‘look out jiggy, the flamingo is gonna peck you, run home jiggy, run home’
Frank stood up, looking all mighty with his pants on the outside and said ‘never fear, Frankie boy is here’
He ran towards the flamingo screaming and waving his fists. Bob decided to get a pink sock and through it at the flamingo, because he wanted the sock to look like another flamingo trying to attack.
Ray was a bit shocked at this, so he took his short shorts and went to get his guitar.
Finally, the flamingo gave up and was beaten to the ground by bobs locks of ginger hair. They all stood around the naked Gerard and told him that he shouldn’t get naked just anywhere. He needs to make sure there are no flamingos.
Ray ran back with his guitar and started to play ‘getting jiggy with it’ which made Gerard stand up and find the nearest table. He started to dance around and get jiggy with it until the time for them to get to centre stage for the show.
Frankie, bob, Mikey, ray and Gerard ran to the stage in what they were wearing, ready to go onstage until Gerard realised he was still naked.
So Gerard decided to wear something that he thought was the next best thing since sliced bread and that was………
A plaid mini skirt....
Gerard slipped into his new trier.
"Hey I feel good in this," he said as he did a back bend to work the kinks out of his back.
"Oh no way dude," his little brother cried. " I can see the family jewels when you do that. Gross"
"hey man we are scottish so I am just going with tradition."
And with that started to dance the can can for his brother. Who was turning green in the face at the sight of his own brother's no nos.
At that moment Worm can wlking in holding Gee's black vest an d a pink boa
Nutella,
DROOL!!!!!!
I think the fro and the short-shorts are in on it together. Poor Ray is just an innocent bystander.
LOL anon.
They do it to drive you wombatty, Ergo.
Warm, fresh baked Nutella-filled croissants topped with a generous dollop of Nutella...
Mmmmmmmm...
You guys are very silly today!
This is a hit and run post.
As to the Lost analogies, I begin to believe that we need one of Ben's lists (to sort out anons). :) Though we may need a jealousy sidebar or addendum. Take heart Ops. The broom is powered up and at the ready.
House is back tonight, though it upsets me to watch anything on Fox, Hugh Laurie is hilarious. :D And I think the theme of the episode may be interesting...
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For C. - I hope you got my message as you were worried. Sorry about the confusion. I know I'll see you soon. :)
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the toro's fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
Wso frank ju,ped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob trying to protect his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind Mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but Mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without Mikey noticing, Frankie had cut Mikey's pants legs off. So now Mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.
He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and Mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair superglued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazement. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’
So there in the corridor stood 4 guys dressed crazy and one guy totally naked with a waffle in his mouth.
Gerard started to feel a bit awkward so he reached into the closet and took out a pink flamingo to try and cover himself. Well, he didn’t know the flamingo was a real one until it started to peck him.
Mikey started to scream from the top of his voice ‘look out jiggy, the flamingo is gonna peck you, run home jiggy, run home’
Frank stood up, looking all mighty with his pants on the outside and said ‘never fear, Frankie boy is here’
He ran towards the flamingo screaming and waving his fists. Bob decided to get a pink sock and through it at the flamingo, because he wanted the sock to look like another flamingo trying to attack.
Ray was a bit shocked at this, so he took his short shorts and went to get his guitar.
Finally, the flamingo gave up and was beaten to the ground by bobs locks of ginger hair. They all stood around the naked Gerard and told him that he shouldn’t get naked just anywhere. He needs to make sure there are no flamingos.
Ray ran back with his guitar and started to play ‘getting jiggy with it’ which made Gerard stand up and find the nearest table. He started to dance around and get jiggy with it until the time for them to get to centre stage for the show.
Frankie, bob, Mikey, ray and Gerard ran to the stage in what they were wearing, ready to go onstage until Gerard realised he was still naked.
So Gerard decided to wear something that he thought was the next best thing since sliced bread and that was………
A plaid mini skirt....
Gerard slipped into his new trier.
"Hey I feel good in this," he said as he did a back bend to work the kinks out of his back.
"Oh no way dude," his little brother cried. " I can see the family jewels when you do that. Gross"
"hey man we are scottish so I am just going with tradition."
And with that started to dance the can can for his brother. Who was turning green in the face at the sight of his own brother's no nos.
At that moment Worm can walking in holding Gee's black vest an d a pink boa.
But poor Gee didn't see worm standing there he just kept on dancing his little can can.
While worm shot video of it on his video phone.
Youtube or ebay thought worm.
I cannot believe I've been missing this!
-Still catching up. :)
i have the next bit, hepfully it can withstand your martha, well done hehehe
Hi, Anima :)
Hi & bye, Miranth :)
Hello Miranth
haha anon.
One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.
Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.
"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."
After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.
"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"
Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the toro's fro.
Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.
Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.
"No not my hair anything but my hair"
And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.
In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.
Ray lowered his hands from his head.
"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"
"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."
Wso frank ju,ped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.
With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’
So with bob trying to protect his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind Mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but Mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without Mikey noticing, Frankie had cut Mikey's pants legs off. So now Mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.
They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’
Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.
He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and Mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair superglued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.
Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazement. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..
Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’
So there in the corridor stood 4 guys dressed crazy and one guy totally naked with a waffle in his mouth.
Gerard started to feel a bit awkward so he reached into the closet and took out a pink flamingo to try and cover himself. Well, he didn’t know the flamingo was a real one until it started to peck him.
Mikey started to scream from the top of his voice ‘look out jiggy, the flamingo is gonna peck you, run home jiggy, run home’
Frank stood up, looking all mighty with his pants on the outside and said ‘never fear, Frankie boy is here’
He ran towards the flamingo screaming and waving his fists. Bob decided to get a pink sock and through it at the flamingo, because he wanted the sock to look like another flamingo trying to attack.
Ray was a bit shocked at this, so he took his short shorts and went to get his guitar.
Finally, the flamingo gave up and was beaten to the ground by bobs locks of ginger hair. They all stood around the naked Gerard and told him that he shouldn’t get naked just anywhere. He needs to make sure there are no flamingos.
Ray ran back with his guitar and started to play ‘getting jiggy with it’ which made Gerard stand up and find the nearest table. He started to dance around and get jiggy with it until the time for them to get to centre stage for the show.
Frankie, bob, Mikey, ray and Gerard ran to the stage in what they were wearing, ready to go onstage until Gerard realised he was still naked.
So Gerard decided to wear something that he thought was the next best thing since sliced bread and that was………
A plaid mini skirt....
Gerard slipped into his new trier.
"Hey I feel good in this," he said as he did a back bend to work the kinks out of his back.
"Oh no way dude," his little brother cried. " I can see the family jewels when you do that. Gross"
"hey man we are scottish so I am just going with tradition.
And with that started to dance the can can for his brother. Who was turning green in the face at the sight of his own brother's no nos.
At that moment Worm can walking in holding Gee's black vest an d a pink boa.
But poor Gee didn't see worm standing there he just kept on dancing his little can can.
While worm shot video of it on his video phone.
Youtube or ebay thought worm.
Well, at this point, the stage began to role and the turned to the crowd. Gerard was stood centre stage with his plaid mini skirt and a yellow feather boa.
The crowd started to scream and the band began to play.
In the middle of the song teenagers, rays short shorts took control of ray and started to make ray thrust around the stage. The power of the short shorts was so immense that it took over what ray was playing.
The crowd watched in excitement as ray stopped playing teenagers and started to play ‘physical’ by Olivia newton john.
Frankie stood there with his pants on the outside and scrathed his head. Gerard ran over to him and put his arms around his head and said ‘don’t watch Frankie, the shorts have ray’
Ray started to thrust and play physical on the stage and his fro was bobbing along. The music took over and he couldn’t stop.
Mikey decided to get worm to help so worm jumped on stage and hosed ray down with water. This wasn’t a good idea because the shorts skrank and became shorter.
Ray was scared, glanced at Frankie and shouted ‘helpo me, please. Get me out of my shorts’ so Frankie heard the cry and became the super hero he was. Frankie jumped on ray and wrestled him to the ground. Bob stood up and decided to help. Bob took off the shorts and handed them to mikey.
Mikey looked back to get Gerard to help but as mikey looked around, Gerard was on the other side of the stage doing back bends for his crowd. Mikey looked on in amazment
Go for it fs. I am just adding little bits here and there.
The fro, tired of always being ignored in interviews and by teenie fans, threatened to go flat unless Ray did something drastic to catch people's attention. Thus, the short-shorts were born.
The fro is an evil-genius.
Hi RW and Martha *waves* :) Martha - you are hilarious too! I laughed aloud at your story. :)
I may pop back in, but I have lots of work to do... and I want to catch House.
Oh Ray, I love that guy.
And his short shorts.
It's a revolution.
Kids everywhere will embrace it. Short shorts all around the world.
Haha fs you did a great job
But poor Gee didn't see worm standing there he just kept on dancing his little can can.
While worm shot video of it on his video phone.
Youtube or ebay thought worm.
Or Ripley's Believe It Or Not!
lol, it is getting very long isnt it. shall we cut the top off and make it smaller?
That's what she said...
I seriously admire the dude for wearing those. He was already cool in my mind, but this just boosted it tenfold. I bet they all had a good laugh about it. :)
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The fro, tired of always being ignored in interviews and by beenie fans, threatened to go flat unless Ray did something drastic to catch people's attention. Thus, the short-shorts were born.
The fro is an evil-genius.
April 28, 2008 8:20 PM
one of the fans made a picture of Ray before and during TBP. He was fro wrestling himself. You reminded me of this.
I can see Rays hair plotting at night with his pants for world domination.
lol carrie.
Ouch Fim. That might hurt.
omg, you are all dirty. stop it seriosuly i am not listening or reading
*sits in corner covering her eyes and ears*
la la la la la
Yes I think we should fs
ok, well anyone wanna add. we are up to gerard doing back bends for the crowd hehehehe
thank you Miranth. enjoy house.
Maybe House should show up and help ray out of his short shorts problem. After all House is in NJ
MJ, I just emailed you a piccie :)
ohhh good one martha, you best do that cos i dont watch house lol
You know we never put GW's underwear back on.
I seriously admire the dude for wearing those. He was already cool in my mind, but this just boosted it tenfold. I bet they all had a good laugh about it. :)
I wonder what bet he lost ;)
so now what is Ray wearing seeing as super frank removed the viciously constricting shorts?
Goodnight Miranth. I always seem to miss you.
Carrie, how was your birthday? Did you find some time to celebrate?
You know we never put GW's underwear back on.
0_0
ohhh well we best work it then you wanna role or shoud i? bring out the dirty bird martha ;)
Beautiful?
ergo, you will just have to wait and see
lol, it is getting very long isnt it. shall we cut the top off and make it smaller?
0_0
Hi Anima, how are you today?
Hi and Bye Miranth.
Look at her hand..... Is she even playing it?
I still think he won a bet. They didn't think he'd do it. It was probably for honor. ;)
Or maybe it did it just to bring a smile to everyone. (oh yes ray, it did!)
I find it very amusing; and he totally rules for doing something so unexpected. I love it.
I think Super Frankie would offer Ray his Super Undies 'cause they've only been worn on the outside.
Fs I will let you role
ok then and i will take that anon if that is ok.
Good one, anon.
ok by me
Go for it fs
Look at the size of her nose.. I don't know why fangirls think she is so hot!
Wonder what her tattooes are.. Gerard knows......
Hi RW, MissT, Fimblelina, Ergo, Martha!
MissT, I'm good. I slept almost all day yesterday. I needed it. Today, I felt stressed, but it was fun to hang out here.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Look at her hand..... Is she even playing it?
April 28, 2008 8:35 PM
Well she did say she was shit at playing.
She's not an unattractive woman, anon. Just a dubious Feminist & a talentless musician.
anon I think he would too
Hello anima, got any ideas for the story?
Anon, I need to ask you to stop. Please.
I'm glad you had fun Anima.
Sometimes you just have to sleep the day away.
Martha, I am awful at writing stories. And if I did write something, I have a feeling no one would get my sense of humor. :)
Blogger resurrected wreck said...
She's not an unattractive woman, anon. Just a dubious Feminist & a talentless musician.
April 28, 2008 8:42 PM
It's just that she seems to not respect her self at all that makes her unattractive to me. I will to that list her views and lack of personal gaols
anon how about you start looking for pics we'd like to see, like Ray's shorts, rather than pics we've seen before and hold little to no interest?
MissT, I hear you. You are my sleepy friend. ;)
It was nice. I woke up at 3pm and then took a nap at 5pm for an hour. Ridiculous, but good.
Well, at this point, the stage began to role and the turned to the crowd. Gerard was stood centre stage with his plaid mini skirt and a yellow feather boa.
The crowd started to scream and the band began to play.
In the middle of the song teenagers, rays short shorts took control of ray and started to make ray thrust around the stage. The power of the short shorts was so immense that it took over what ray was playing.
The crowd watched in excitement as ray stopped playing teenagers and started to play ‘physical’ by Olivia newton john.
Frankie stood there with his pants on the outside and scrathed his head. Gerard ran over to him and put his arms around his head and said ‘don’t watch Frankie, the shorts have ray’
Ray started to thrust and play physical on the stage and his fro was bobbing along. The music took over and he couldn’t stop.
Mikey decided to get worm to help so worm jumped on stage and hosed ray down with water. This wasn’t a good idea because the shorts skrank and became shorter.
Ray was scared, glanced at Frankie and shouted ‘helpo me, please. Get me out of my shorts’ so Frankie heard the cry and became the super hero he was. Frankie jumped on ray and wrestled him to the ground. Bob stood up and decided to help. Bob took off the shorts and handed them to mikey.
Mikey looked back to get Gerard to help but as mikey looked around, Gerard was on the other side of the stage doing back bends for his crowd. Mikey looked on in amazment
So, on stage is Gerard doing back bends in his plaid skirt with no undies on, mikey stood in shock, bob looking like he has just caught the biggest fish, Frankie still sat on top of ray after wrestling him to the floor and ray with no pants on.
Frankie felt a tad bad for ray, because all the crowd could see that he had no pants, so Frankie being a super hero whipped his pants from outside his other pants and gave them to ray.
Ray was happy and stood up but he looked down to see his pants had chaned colour. They were now pink with frilly lace on the outside.
All the fan girls in the crowd screamed and ran to the stage. They all chased ray off the stage so he ran for th eexit. The others ran with him to escape the fan girls but Gerard didn’t notice, he was still doing his backbends.
Frankie, ray, bob and mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door qas they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’
They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with …….
Lyn-Z anon. Hi. you might be surprised that she isn't all that popular here.
ight, someone needs to do better cos i was stumped on this one. it turned out crap.
Blogger anima said...
Martha, I am awful at writing stories. And if I did write something, I have a feeling no one would get my sense of humor. :)
April 28, 2008 8:44 PM
I have that fear as well. I love to write but I don't feel that my spelling or grammar are well enough to put it out in public.
Well, at this point, the stage began to role and the turned to the crowd. Gerard was stood centre stage with his plaid mini skirt and a yellow feather boa.
The crowd started to scream and the band began to play.
In the middle of the song teenagers, rays short shorts took control of ray and started to make ray thrust around the stage. The power of the short shorts was so immense that it took over what ray was playing.
The crowd watched in excitement as ray stopped playing teenagers and started to play ‘physical’ by Olivia newton john.
Frankie stood there with his pants on the outside and scrathed his head. Gerard ran over to him and put his arms around his head and said ‘don’t watch Frankie, the shorts have ray’
Ray started to thrust and play physical on the stage and his fro was bobbing along. The music took over and he couldn’t stop.
Mikey decided to get worm to help so worm jumped on stage and hosed ray down with water. This wasn’t a good idea because the shorts skrank and became shorter.
Ray was scared, glanced at Frankie and shouted ‘helpo me, please. Get me out of my shorts’ so Frankie heard the cry and became the super hero he was. Frankie jumped on ray and wrestled him to the ground. Bob stood up and decided to help. Bob took off the shorts and handed them to mikey.
Mikey looked back to get Gerard to help but as mikey looked around, Gerard was on the other side of the stage doing back bends for his crowd. Mikey looked on in amazment
So, on stage is Gerard doing back bends in his plaid skirt with no undies on, mikey stood in shock, bob looking like he has just caught the biggest fish, Frankie still sat on top of ray after wrestling him to the floor and ray with no pants on.
Frankie felt a tad bad for ray, because all the crowd could see that he had no pants, so Frankie being a super hero whipped his pants from outside his other pants and gave them to ray.
Ray was happy and stood up but he looked down to see his pants had chaned colour. They were now pink with frilly lace on the outside.
All the fan girls in the crowd screamed and ran to the stage. They all chased ray off the stage so he ran for th eexit. The others ran with him to escape the fan girls but Gerard didn’t notice, he was still doing his backbends.
Frankie, ray, bob and mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door qas they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’
They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with ……. dancing badgers.
Ray's shorts
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Sorry Stash - I think not!!!
So Try Rashs - ouch!
Or Shy Stars - awwwwwww
Horsy Stars - O_O
Tsars Horsy
Strays Rhos
Satyrs Rhos
Tsars Shy Or
Ass Rhos Try
Sass Rho Try
Sorry Stash
ROTFLMAO!!
lol at dancing badgers hahaha
LOL so much sleep Anima.
I like how you woke up then had a nap too.
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Anonymous said...
Lyn-Z anon. Hi. you might be surprised that she isn't all that popular here.
April 28, 2008 8:47 PM
popularity aside - it's just a bit dull and been done often enough before..
now if you found some shorts shots....
I officially dub this RAY DAY.
Also, I am really enjoying your Short story.
hahahaha anon.
why dont you come up with some ideas. there are dancing badgers in their buss.
wanna roll?
Martha, my grammar is a nightmare.
I have to admit grammar is so important to me. Boring story, but in highschool we were deducted an entire letter grade for every time we changed the'tense' within a report. That was a huge challenge.
I am conscious of it, but overly critical. It's probably the reason I do not write as much as I would like. As you said, fear.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I officially dub this RAY DAY.
Also, I am really enjoying your Short story.
April 28, 2008 8:56 PM
Ray day it is and thank you.
Dancing badgers, Fimmy??
HUZZAH!!
The dancing badgers are the evil minions of the shorts.
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