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Who you think I am not
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Yes, I am aware.
Art by: Toujours
No Contest
even if no one gets me, if i'm the only one laughing at my jokes, i won't hide myself away from life. it's uncertain and it's dirty and it's fucking exciting, and i want to be a part of all of it.
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
heart full
Today on my way home from class, I stopped off at the petrol station for some petrol. I paid on my card which wasn’t a lot, and then as I was getting into my car, I saw an old man walking past the building. He had a red and green stripy jumper which was frayed at the ends. He was also wearing some jeans that were dirty and had holes all over.
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
It helped.
Jennicula,
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Blog header image by: Anima
I would like to credit the photographer and thank her for sharing her work.
something
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. Hold your head up high and be proud of who you are. If you've had a shitty day and you feel like people just don't want you to be happy, and when you find yourself struggling to make it through the day, just keep on believing and keep the faith. Also, from personal experience, don't push people away. When they say they want to help and that they are there for you, let them in. Believe me, I know how fucking scary that thought is, but don't shut others out.
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
Retro-spectacled
Sometimes, when you look back on stuff in your life, you know, the crap that makes you shake your head and say, "Holy shit, what the Hell was I thinking?" it's part of what makes you - you.
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
aloft
Blazing against the sun
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
Electric Blue
…today I saw a ulysses butterfly it was in our yard and settled to feed on our hibiscus. They really are fantastically beautiful things, the electric blue is amazing, however as they sit with their wings closed they are rather nondescript and dull. Sometimes people are like that, from the outside they seem unappealing but within there hides an amazing beauty for those lucky enough to see it. I hope you appreciate beauty in all things, and look for it perhaps where others miss it.
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.
I read your post again and suddenly without warning memories of construction paper filled my head. I remembered all the lop-sided flowers my girls made when they were young. Bright blue, yellow and pink flowers that were cut out with blunt end scissors would fill the windows to decorate for Easter. An occasional bunny was attempted but those usually ended up looking like creatures from a horror movie. Flowers were so much easier. I can close my eyes and hear the paper being cut into petals. I can smell the Elmer’s glue squirted on in huge blobs to attach each misshapen petal to form the flowers. We had a huge arts and crafts box full of wonderful items just waiting for their imaginations to turn into something wonderful. In my mind I see my daughters, as they once were, small, blond little girls sitting on the floor surrounded by scraps of paper and other art supplies. They would create their masterpieces then proudly show each other. Oh and Lord the messes that would ensue if the glitter made an appearance. Now, the box is forgotten. I’m not really sure where it even is anymore. The few flowers so lovingly created that survived are faded and dusty and high on a shelf they sit. Time marches on, so many things get left behind.
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
From the corner.
I wonder if you noticed
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
Thank You. Truly.
"This little world has grown around us, out of nothing, and it is a remarkable thing. Even the dark and dirty parts, the violent parts. Humanity will not thrive without passion."
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Uncondensed
Your words are what give value to this space.
Never do that again.
Yes, I am aware.
Character Advocacy.
"Don't ever pretend to be something you're not. You are who you are, and no one can change that. The people who don't like the real you are just gonna have to suck it. Don't take shit from anyone. Don't crumble. Throw a few birds, and walk on.
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
Art by: Toujours
“I decided to stop pitying myself. Other than my eye, two things aren't paralyzed, my imagination and my memory.”
Jean-Dominique Bauby
Jean-Dominique Bauby
4,234 comments:
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I envy her speed,
the top of the page,
the Weaver concedes.
^_^
Hello Mayo, SS, OP J, Martha, Ergo, Amy, anons and lurkers!
I see there were some bones around today. You have to be careful with bones, they can cause choking!
T-bone: My favorite color is cerulean. Unless you want to know my favorite clothes colors (that would black and red).
How is everyone tonight? I had a nice little nap this afternoon. Seriously, I thought I was going to collapse!
I was so tired, I didn't even notice the lovely colors here.
I see purple, green and gold!
Mayo is REX - King of Carnival!!!
His identity is kept hidden of one year. Even when it is revealed, you never get to see his face. The mask hides it!
It would appear I was wrong a few weeks ago when I said Mayo was Gene Simmons. Sorry for that mistake!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Further proof Mayo is REX:
A beautiful place amongst the cement and the shoulders = NEUTRAL GROUND (where revelers stand and watch parades)!
HA, I have it ALL figured out NOW!
;)
J they have no idea.
Thank you weaver girl
Everything she says,
she says it with flair
and a sunshiney smile
and a toss of her hair,
though her love for her family
is quite widely known,
on BlogBelieve too,
she takes care of her own.
No need to mention names,
only speak of her noblesse,
there is only one who wears the crown
(or tiara): our princess!
Hi Wendy. How are you feeling tonight suggarplum? *smothers with kisses*
hello 6 how are you? is there anyone else here to talk or do i need fill up the whole page with my nonsense.
BC!!!! I'm feeling MUCH better after getting a few hours of sleep.
Thanks for asking!
How are you tonight, sweetcheeks?
Are you feeling better?
WENDY! *pounce, squeeze, kissy*
I'm so glad to see you when it's not 5 in the morning! How're you doing? (Psst, your favorite vampyre visited our blog today and left a note...about YOU!)
Martha, doesn't that make you feel so secure when your dr looks at you and says, basically, "I got nothin'." ? You wanna go, uh, isn't that why you have the degree, dude?
J
Hello Martha! I'm good, thanks!
How's the headache? Gone (or at least better) I hope.
I hope Mayo's headache is gone as well!
That's good sugarplum. Yep, I'm feeling much better, thank you *squeezy hugs*
Original Punks said...
WENDY! *pounce, squeeze, kissy*
I'm so glad to see you when it's not 5 in the morning! How're you doing? (Psst, your favorite vampyre visited our blog today and left a note...about YOU!)
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*pounce tackle hugs and kisses for J, L and Sparkle*
Oh nooooo......
I suppose I should go read that one, huh? Will it scare me, LOL!
It's great to see you - at a decent hour - as well, sista!!!
How are you and L feeling tonight?
And how's Logan?
*pounce tackle hugs and smooches for all*
The headache is better.
Well at least my dr gave me some ideas of what to do.
Kapunua said...
Man, Gerard is acting like a tool and all and has turned himself into Vince Neil lately, but he is not fat or unattractive and shots like that, I'm sorry, are cheap. I don't like the dude's behavior but there's no need to dig on his looks or whatever.
You've trashed him over and over again. Now suddenly you are defending him? Why the sudden change Kapu?
Mayo
Keep me here, I dare you to dare
if you remember the words you thought to spare
and if I made you say them, well, fair is fair.
Oh drag me up (down) to your level
you whose words are (yes) the devil
and in light and repair we’ll (dance) revel.
^___^
S(S)S
You had me for a moment, I confess,
and the darkness was a split second of distress
in that nanosecond before I was able to guess.
But darkness from you is still all right
and in your laughter we all take delight
for nothing can hide that your heart is the light.
Anon did you read what she said. She said that she doesn't like his behavior but thinks it is low to attack his looks.
Wendy, you will most definitely like what he had to say! Sparkle says, "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" which simply means HIIIIIIIII!
Martha, I hope you can get some relief soon, this is getting crazy.
J
OP J: Regarding the vamp's comment: Must be the Lady Mitchum!
;)
Martha: What did your doctor advise? Does he still think the headaches are caused by stress?
Anon, I have this thing about people getting teased over dumb and personal things like that. For all that you have read me bitching about his treatment of his audience--particularly the girls in it--you never have and never will hear me make any remarks about anything that he can't help. When I have something to say about someone, it's because of the way they act, the way they've treated someone, things like that. Never because of what they do or do not look like, their culture, their ethnicity, their gender, their sexual preference, stuff like that.
It's choices that determine things like this.
Which is not to imply that any of those things need fixing. I think that things like "fat" and "ugly" and stuff are cheap shots to begin with, but they're also rendered even more ridiculous when there is not even a basis in fact, you know?
So I'm not defending Gerard so much as kicking anyone who thinks that jokes like "manboobs" are the height of wit or whatever.
Scuse me for a minute, I'm suddenly feeling nauseous.
J
Snap, once again MJ says gracefully in two sentences what it takes me a clumsy three paragraphs to say. ^_^
Thank you MJ. :D
Original Punks said...
Scuse me for a minute, I'm suddenly feeling nauseous.
J
ME TOO J, and I think we both know exactly why.....
And on that note, it's time for me to hit the hay.
Good night Blog Believe!
Drink more water and stay away from caffeine. it has helped and she also put me on some new medication.
J: please tell Sparkle
"Baaaaaaa Baa ABAAA Baaa Baa Ba"
Translates to: HOWDY I love you Sparkle!
Also tell her that I'm still working on my e-mail problems. I am determined to see Sparkle wearing her pink beads before sunrise!
Hey all I'm back from getting the husband out of the house on off to work.
How is everyone?
J what's wrong?
Thank you for seeing what the rest of us see in her J and for being brave enough to say it..... I know I'm not because I don't want the drama but.. Someone has to! It is disgusting!
Hey, I'm back.
Anon, what are you talking about? I've had sinus trouble today, and I had to blow my nose.
Drainage, you know? Makes you nauseous.
J
Oops I killed it. But it needs to be said!
Hi Elena. J, get better.
Original Punks said...
Scuse me for a minute, I'm suddenly feeling nauseous.
J
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*big hug J*
I hope you feel better in a few minutes....
HI ELENA!!!!
Did you bring the dotuns tonight?
Martha: My doctor actually told me caffeine was GOOD for headache relief. I wish these doctors all read the same books!
BC: How's the new fridge running?
Goodnight Kapunua
Oh damn guess no poem for me.
LOL yea, drainage. It can make you sick. All kinds of drainage!
We will all be feeling better for a while now. That's my prediction!!!
Yeah yeah yeah anons, whatever, I'm still up.
I'm not in bed yet; I can do one for you Elena if you want me to. I'm not sure how you pronounce Elena. O_O
Guess you don't get one either J
Hey Wendy I have a fresh box of donuts? Want one?
Wendy, I will tell Sparkle you're working on seeing her picture. She thinks she's famous now, since she's on the "TV"!
Oh Anon, please don't pull me into this again, I don't have the strength.
Elena, BC, Wendy, I'm ok, it's just been raining and that triggers my sinuses. It's cool. :)
J
Wendy, it's running really good. It has a ice maker and all of the necessities. The old crappy fridge, we decided to keep it in the garage and use it for extra food storage.
Now I am on a hunt for a Wii. I shall be back shortly :)
L - In - uh
Elena said...
Guess you don't get one either J
Hey Wendy I have a fresh box of donuts? Want one?
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What about a poem for me and BC?
Someone needs to write a poem for us too!
*pouts*
*snatches dotun from Elena*
*pouts again because I just noticed I missed my cousins PIXIE AND SIOBHAN earlier*
*sends love to PIXIE AND SIOBHAN*
Mistress of pages
surrounded by words
a kindred spirit,
another book nerd
constantly working
yet still always reading,
devouring stories,
on fiction still feeding
life is short, yes,
we know this is true,
but it’s still long enough
to do something fun for YOU.
Ha ha that's okay Wendy. Someone writing a poem for me would actually creep me out.
Oh Wendy, Elena, we don't need poems. We have...
DOTUNS!
And scothch.
J
Now I've been awake for way too long and I need to get to sleep.
J: Tell Sparkle she is the most famous little yellow lamb in the world; being on "TV" and all!
Yeah, draining sinuses do not do a thing for appetites either, do they?
YUK!!!!!
BC: That's a good idea about keeping the old refrig in the garage. Just remember to check it daily so you don't end up with the mess I had when my old freezer decided to move on to the big cooler in the sky......
Thank you Kapunua
Books are indeed my life.
BC, Angel wrote you that beautiful birthday poem, I saw it this morning. It wasn't creepy at all!
J
This is why you should stop, Kapu, everytime you write shitty "poems" as you call them you are out to start trouble. SOME people can see it at least.
Anybody can fucking rhyme.
Look I do it all the time!
Sorry my sister and i were talking. Your welcome Kapu and goodnight
6 at the time I was on a caffeine kick. two cups of coffee two red bulls in a four hour period.
Wendy, J, don't even bother, you know for a fact she's not going to do it so why bother? You know who the bitch is and who are NOT bitches.
Thanks for the advice sugarplum :D
I sure will.
J, Angel's poem was beautiful, so hers was an exception of course, but if it was someone else who wrote one, I would be weirded out.
Anyways, I'll be back. I'm gonna try to hunt down a Wii and snatch it >:)
It's off to the wonderful land of Ebay.
Hello Elena how are you?
MJ, you and L should compare notes. At one point, she was drinking 8 cups of coffee during an 8-hour workday! Now she's down to one and a half, maybe 2.
J
I enjoy our Dotuns and scothch!!!!
And POE....WE have POE!
I shall now do a reading for the denizens of blogbelieve:
*clears throat*
Imitation
Edgar Allen Poe
A dark unfathomed tide
Of interminable pride -
A mystery, and a dream,
Should my early life seem;
I say that dream was fraught
With a wild and waking thought
Of beings that have been,
Which my spirit hath not seen,
Had I let them pass me by,
With a dreaming eye!
Let none of earth inherit
That vision of my spirit;
Those thoughts I would control,
As a spell upon his soul:
For that bright hope at last
And that light time have past,
And my worldly rest hath gone
With a sigh as it passed on:
I care not though it perish
With a thought I then did cherish.
*takes bow*
Original Punks said...
Oh Wendy, Elena, we don't need poems.
That is where you are right. You don't need her shitty "poems" and you don't need HER. Don't lower yourself to her you know she only is out to start shit.
also nauseous over here!!
BC got a poem from Angel?
Not fair.
I have been caffeine free for two weeks
stick your head in the toilet and flush then, duoche
stop starting trouble.
it is a dead horse.
you're a dead horse.
fuck off
6 what is the name of the Poe story where the man is walled up in the catacombs?
Sorry anons, I didn't see Kapu starting shit. And I don't understand why people would start shit with her because she doesn't write for everyone on the blog. No one has to write anything they don't want. And I also don't know why so many of you are getting cranky that she didn't write one for you when you don't even like her or don't get along for whatever reason. What would you want a hypocritical poem just so you could say you MADE her do it?
That's right! ANGEL did write a beautiful poem for BC!!
Sorry, Angel. I forgot about that.
BC: You post that one at your blog. It was beautiful!!!!
Obviously FIMBLE STAR sticking up for Kapu.... f course Fimble Star GOT a poem.
Elena, yeah, she wrote me one for my birthday. It was really sweet and considerate of her. You guys want me to post it? I don't mind.
I have it posted on my blog as one of my special birthday presents.
Man, just let it go for godsakes, okay? No, I am not going to sit up all night writing to all and sundry, there are over 40 people on this bitch, I am not obliged to even speak to everyone much less sit here and write rhymes all night. So just can it already, it's no big deal.
Martha Jones said...
I have been caffeine free for two weeks
If I tried that I'd go postal on someone's ass.
And I'm just happy that I got the 666 post, neat.
Now piss off and let the devil bitch go to bed for christ's sakes.
Anon, please bear in mind that I did not ask K to write me a poem. If she wants/doesn't want to write one for me, that is her prerogative. No, she and I don't particularly get along, but that's ok, we just step around each other. I'm not offended that she didn't write anything for me. Cool?
J
I really find this funny. Last week I was a slightly stupid loser for not sticking up for kapu. Now that I have I am making people sick. Gotta love this place really you do.
Elena said...
BC got a poem from Angel?
Not fair.
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Yeah! I concur Elena.
ANGEL *bats eyelashes*
can you write one for us?
*big wink*
I wish I could find the one Angel wrote, Elena. It was lovely!
Good Lord I didn't mean to start this shit. I just felt bad because Kapunua was leaving when I got here and I'd seen she'd written some really nice poems.
OP J I wish you didn't think you had to "step around her" with the sinus thing, you should be allowed to just say what you want when you want it. The poetry shit starts nothing but trouble, she knows it but yet she keeps writing it. Just ask yourself why she has to always write in stupid rhymes and you will see the answer.
Mj, ha ha, that is funny :D
Martha: Are you thinking of "The Man That Was Entombed"
Poe liked writing about 'entombing' people
:p
I am watching color changing squid try to get laid. Sometimes the news is very interesting.
Anonymous, I just don't care to have this discussion any longer. Ok? You seem to be the one with the poetry issues.
J
The one on the other page was about MUSE!! I got it! ...I think...
I feel bad or Kapu sometimes, she can be harsh but she gets shot down over every little thing. If she writes poems she is a bitch. If she doesn't write poems she is a bitch. If she talks to Mayo she is a bitch. If she ignores Mayo or makes fun of him she is a bitch. And the poems are nice, especially the MUSE one.
Where's Ergo with that SCOTHCH???
Hmmm.....
Martha Jones said...
I am watching color changing squid try to get laid. Sometimes the news is very interesting.
April 2, 2008 12:48 AM
Martha, I love you. This was so funny, and just kind of random, in a great way.
J
Martha Jones said...
I am watching color changing squid try to get laid.
Are there any donuts involved?
Anonymous said...
The one on the other page was about MUSE!! I got it! ...I think...
I feel bad or Kapu sometimes, she can be harsh but she gets shot down over every little thing. If she writes poems she is a bitch. If she doesn't write poems she is a bitch. If she talks to Mayo she is a bitch. If she ignores Mayo or makes fun of him she is a bitch. And the poems are nice, especially the MUSE one.
April 2, 2008 12:50 AM
The key word here is SHE IS A BITCH!
Color-changing squid? Cool. I agree, you can learn a lot from the news. I seen a blue lobster before at the local aquarium.
6 is that what it is called. I was thinking about it a few days ago.
There is a dog named Gibson who when he stands on his hind legs he is 7ft tall. The tallest dog in the world. And today there was a ST. Stupid Day Parade. It was brought to us by the church of the last laugh
Martha Jones said...
I am watching color changing squid try to get laid. Sometimes the news is very interesting.
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Martha: Did you ever see The Mating Ritual of the praying mantis?
That's some scary stuff there!
And, the male can mate for up to 24 hours without his head!!!
Quite impressive, if you ask me.
You missed the point.
Sure elena for you there were donuts.
Wendy said...
And, the male can mate for up to 24hours without his head!!!
Must...not...say...the obvious...
J
I have heard that 6.
martha jones said...
And today there was a ST. Stupid Day Parade. It was brought to us by the church of the last laugh
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LOL! Well, you can never have too many excuses to have a parade, Martha!
The church of the last laugh, eh?
*wonder who REALLY gets that last laugh* ;)
And, the male can mate for up to 24 hours without his head!!!
Definite advantages to that!
*hehehe* J
Yeah, you're wondering HOW THE HECK can a MALE do that, ain't ya?
;)
And because the parade was in SF clothes were optional.
St. stupid day parade. Lol
Blogger Anon616 said...
*hehehe* J
Yeah, you're wondering HOW THE HECK can a MALE do that, ain't ya?
;)
April 2, 2008 12:59 AM
Because we all know where the male brain is really located.
Martha Jones said...
And because the parade was in SF clothes were optional.
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The same "clothes optional" parade rule applies on Bourbon Street!
Who gives a fuck what Mayonaises name is? I honestly don't. =]
Hey Mayonaise dear. My voice is fucked up from the concert.
Hello Operator was AMAZING live. Uhm... the guitarist invited me back for their show in two weeks.. should I go?
Faber Drive FUCKING OWNED! They did all of my favorite songs, which was all of them, and even covered a couple songs.
I met all of both bands, and got a shirt for my sister and one for emily, (she'll have to grow into it). Overall, great night.
=]
It's all instinct, kids, stimulus/response. Get the hips movin' and let 'em go!
J
Hello Ph I see you had a good time
Hey MJ I definitely did! =]
How're you? =]
Martha Jones said...
Because we all know where the male brain is really located.
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Now, now Martha. Let's be fair! Not ALL male's are that way....
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. Just 99.5% of them! ;)
Hi grasshopper. Glad you had a great time
Ph I am well.
Original Punks said...
It's all instinct, kids, stimulus/response. Get the hips movin' and let 'em go!
J
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And don't forget to have the donuts as appetizers!!!!!!
Hi Paperheart!! I'm so glad to hear you had such a great night!
LOL 6
Hey BC and Six!!
Of course I had a great night. Just thinking of whether or not to go to the show in two weeks.. I'm confused. Very actually.
Martha: Me thinks Elena ran off with those above mentioned appetizers! ;)
MJ glad to hear you are well. =]
<3
Bubbles! Sounds like you had a GREAT time!
Yes, you should go back in two weeks. Always go to shows if you can. L and I used to go see a band who we were friends with, actually I worked with the bass player. This was when we lived in Chattanooga. Anyway, they played at a local club, as well as a local country club, most every weekend, and there we'd be until they stopped. Usually until about 3 or 4 am.
Great fun.
And the guitarist and I, well, we sort of had a little THING. Sorta.
J
Paperheart: What show is in two weeks? The same bands?
Hahaha 6. Speaking of donuts. No miss t or bikey.
Hey Opal!
lol. I want to go, because they rock, but then I don't, because what if he thinks I like him? In that way? I mean, he seemed like he really wants me there, and I asked if he'd remember me, and he said "How could I ever forget you ________ [insert name here]"
AHHHHH!
Hiya ladies! -MJ still in??
Oops OPJ! =]
Six, the guitarist for Hello Operator invited me to go to the next show they have here in 2 weeks with Suzie McNeil(?)
I'm sorry if you think this is a dead horse but this needs to be said. Even the NAME of Kap's blog is bitchy. I just noticed it. TO HELL WITH YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ITS ON???!! She sets out to start trouble and from day ONE, she has been doing the same thing.
A little 'thing' eh, J?
Just how little was this thing???
;)
I agree with J, Paperheart!
My motto is: LIVE LAUGH LOVE & LISTEN (to LIVE music)
well, that's one of my mottos
:D
LEWWWWWWWWWWISSSSS!
<3
Hiya Paper J!! ;P
How goes it doll??
I'm trying to catch MJ for the S.F. gig on friday!
Hello Lewis how is you?
Uhhh think again anon. The name of her blog is A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins.
Martha Jones said...
Hahaha 6. Speaking of donuts. No miss t or bikey.
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O_O
I bet MissT's donuts are 'banana cream' filled!!!!
Hello Lewis!!! How are you? It's been a while.
Paperheart: That sounds like fun!
He didn't act like some sex crazed psycho from hell, did he??
Lewis, I've missed you! I'm good how are you? =]
Uhmm no he did not Six! Lol. But it's still really weird! I want to go, sooo bad, but would that be like saying "HEY I LIKE YOU, I'M HERE FOR YOUUU!"
Martha! Huzzah!!
Sorry to have missed you over break! We were -as Far likes to say- Skint!! Makes ya heart break, that! How are you feel love?? I wanted get and give personal descriptions and pick a spot to try and meet at the gig! That cool with ya Martha!? ;) I have like five minutes! These last few weeks have been Quite Character Building! Ya know what I mean!? I got some fricken charater coming outta every pore!! rawr!
SCOTHCH IS HERE!!!!!!
Hiya Lewis. Long time, no see.
Hiya Ergo. Sorry about the "crazy" Rayfan thing earlier. I didn't mean it that way.
Hiya Wolfy Wendy!! How's the fun city girl doing??? ;D Sorry to have been gone so long! I missed everyone! I feel like it's been a year!
I'm doing alright Paper! Still have all my limbs and they all still function pretty good too boot! How bout you? No more overloaded self bombardment I hope! (Unless it's the fun stuff you've too much of! Then bring it!) ;p
Hey Lewis, long time no see! *hugs* How goes it?
Bubbles, how old is this guy? Did he, like, actively come on to you? Did he make any moves? Let's get all the facts first, then decide how you play it.
Wendy, I never found out how "little" his thing was, but knowing what he was like, I'm guessing...
LESS THAN FUN-SIZED.
J
Anon it's fine if you don't like Kapu. But you have to remember there are other people here.
Yes some may have problems with Kapu and others don't but we all use this blog. And some of us are friends with everyone here.
I didn't like it when it was done to the Ops and I am not like it being done to Kapu.
I want to try and get this blog back to the way it was and beating the dead horse isn't working. All it does is drive away other people who can't take it anymore.
It just hit me. Mayo, I got out of bed for this.
Mayo, you said it twice because there are two assumptions going around here, is that right? And neither is correct?
And the third part is that we just don't know?
That's cool. I like it this way, Mayo. Well, if I'm right it's cool. If I'm wrong it's probably still cool. Either way I'm sorry it took me so long. I know I said it was clever on top of clever, with a nice layer of smooth creamy clever on top, but it still took me some time to take a fe bites.
As an aside, I can't sleep because my stupid finger hurts and it's getting infected. >_< Goddamn cat.
ergoproxy said...
SCOTHCH IS HERE!!!!!!
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EEEEEE-HAWWWWW Ergo!!!!!!!
It's about dang time you showed up with the scothch! ;)
you are insatiable!!
hello again and hello PH *HUG* and Lewis!!! How the hell are you?
That would be fine Lewis.
Hello EP how are you?
Howdy Bc! Am I right, did I miss ya birthday eh?? If I did:
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to Bc!! Happy Birthday to You!! Kiss! ;p
And, I thought all Ray-Fans are crazy?? It's the Fro yea? Makes 'em all -WHOA! Or is that just me?? I bet it smells good.... ;p
HEY ERGO!!
Lewis, that's a good sign that all limbs are in tact!! :P Haha, no more overloaded selfbombardment, I don't think so at least. I feel much better in the end of those phases though.
OPj, he is probably 20, I'd say, and he didn't come on too strong. I mean, we met before the show, cause he was at the merch table when I bought my Hello Operator t-shirt, and I didn't know he was in the band, so I was pretty shocked when I saw him on stage. Then afterwards, he walked past and said "Good screaming skills Jocelyn! High five! Are you coming to the show?" then he was dragged off. THEN I asked him a little later for an autograph for my sister, then thats when we got to talking more about the upcoming show, then he hugged me and we got our picture taken together.
Not bad right? And excuse my run-on sentence
Anonymous said...
you are insatiable!!
Aw, you peeked! Or should I say, "peaked"?
J
Lewis, love, yes you did! How could you? ;p Ha ha! But thank you for the late birthday wishes *Squeeze* :D
It feels as though you've been gone a year to me too, Lewis!
Welcome back!!!!
I've missed you!
I'm still having fun, btw; and I hope you are as well!!
K, better get some antibiotics, don't want your finger gettin' nasty.
J
kapunua get it seen to! Cat's are nasty!
BC don't think another thought about it!
Crazy aussie Rayfangirl is a compliment!
as far as I care anyway! :)
MJ I agree anons should just butt out, it's not their issues to bring up and a lot of the time they are imaginary issues they've invented themselves!!
Oh, the url to my blog by the way is a TBS lyric, and so is the title, so, yeah.
Okay, my effing finger is throbbing. Cat bites are the worst.
Sorry for bugging you Mayo, it's just I had a O_O moment while I was trying to sleep and I had to come back. ^_^ Even if that guess is wrong it's still fun.
Oh, I'll just ignore it until it goes away otherwise I'll wait till the black line starts to go up my hand. I hate antibiotics.
Okay, now I'm going to go to bed and stay there, goodnight!
Thank you anon.
Hey K! and Goodnight!<3
I hope that your finger feels better!
Hi PH, thank you and good night to you too. :D
PH that sounds great, he may just be friendly but if you go and it seems more and you're not interested just tell him,I'm sure he wouldn't be hurt and you might make a really cool friend!
and I'm good thanks Lewis - cruisin along.
have to go for 15
(time me Wendy!)
Bubbles, it sounds terrific, in my opinion. GO! GO TO THE SHOW! Cute guy, likes you, plays in a band, good age for you, didn't try to feel you up. Yeah, I'd say it's a go-er.
But see, just because you go doesn't mean you're going SOLELY for him. He invited you, and it would be polite to accept that invitation. Besides, you could always say you're observing other guitarists' techniques as you are taking lessons. :)
J
sorry the anon before was me *blushy oops*
that said crazy rayfangirl was a compliment
no worries MJ!
Okay, I missed a couple of things.
Who's insatiable and who peaked???
Where dotuns or bull riding involved? Altoids perhaps???
Paperheart: He doesn't sound like a psycho; but, I would bring someone else with me (just in case)
(and especially at your age).
It's difficult to judge a book by it's cover and sometimes first impressions can be very wrong....
Just, BE CAREFUL!
*starts timing Ergo a bit late*
Good to know Ergo. I meant that as a compliment :)
It's weird how rayfan sounds kinda like a superhero name ^_^
Wait, we had another cat attack too?
How do I miss so much?
*blushes*
Take two tylonel pm's and see the doctor in the morning K !
Thanks alot guys!
I guess I will go, but I have to find someone else to go with me. Hmmm... that'll be tricky.
Anon616 said...
Okay, I missed a couple of things.
Who's insatiable and who peaked???
Where dotuns or bull riding involved? Altoids perhaps???
Don't know about dotuns, Wendy.
Personally, I'm holding out for chocolate cake!
Me also, back in 10-15.
J
Hiya OPJ!! How are you! Talk about long time no see! Hug and a snog -in honor of Miss T! -for ya! Glad to have ya back where ya belong! Tell that other punker I said hello and loves will ya!? <333
Hiddy ho Ergo!! Oh, wow. I really typed that. Ahh. I'm hellaciouslt fab and how the hell are you Ergo love!? I wanted to say thanks again for being the deciding comment for me getting tickets! I love ya for that Ergo!! :D
Alrighty Martha -so I had this totally joke idea I kept throughing around, that I was gonna photo collage (of the band) a top and fucking wear it to the gig on friday. It WAS a joke! But everybody mocked my ass to the point that I will now embarass myself just to spite them all! (I'm not exactly sure how that will actually get them back, but shit -too late now!) So if all goes well, I'll be sporting an MCR photo-collaged vest, with a hood and the Deadwood screen on the back. I have a short black Bob ..uh, hair cut, not a drummer. (wah.) A Metallica flamming skull tat on my right shoulder -and if my outfit doesn't scare the fan out of my poor cousin -I'll have a lovely half Japanese lean conservative doll on my arm! (This would be my reccently MCR-converted cousin! I did it! Rawr! I feel like Heman!) Anyway, either of us will have a hot pink or black boa too boot. I wanted the pink one (naturally) but if she picks that one I'll know she's hiding a secret fire in her belly! And I'll get it out! If she thinks this is a one and only endevor -she has another thing commin!
I was thinking we could try and meet at the Merch table -hopefully we'll get there (to the venue) before TBS comes on (I'm curious!) -just after Drive By. You wanna try for that Martha???
Now whatchya look like!!?? ;)
Dammit. I always do those long ones. Sorry!
Wait, we had another cat attack too?
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That's kinda why I don't like cats. Almost any one of them that I had in the past always bit or scratch me. I don't do well with cats. I just had one, but we gave it to a friend the other day.
It's weird how cats attack me but dogs don't O_O
*sets another stop watch to time J*
*wonders if she's the official blog timekeeper now....*
I have chocolate BODY frosting* to go with that cake, J!!
*Courtesy of Siobhan ;)
Okay I need to say this. I hope GW doesn't wear that vest at my show. I don't like the way it hangs on him.
Wow, this blog sure moved quickly today!
Evening all!
Lewis: We see so little of you these days, we LOVE reading your 'catch up' comments. Well, I know I do!
Off to finish reading it now :)
hey kd! =]
Wendy, how about we add that chocolate frosting on our dear vampyre and lick it off of him ;)
Hi katherine
martha jones said...
I don't like the way it hangs on him.
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O_O
NOT saying a word!
Hi Katherine!!! How are you tonight?
I completely agree Martha.
I say he wears nothing. That way it won't hang disppointingly on him. ;)
I need ya description MJ! Do ya wanna meet (hopefully!) after Drive By gets off, before TBS - at the merch table?
Hey Paper -limbs are great huh! You seeing an older guy? Careful there peaches! Their fun, but their tricky too! Deffianatly find a buddy to accompany ya. <3
LOL Lewis about the drummer bit. I will also have an Asian woman with me. I don't know what I will be wearing yet.
You're sooo teasing me Wendy Wolf!! Farty tongue noise at you!! ;P
It's cause I get excited to be here with you guys and I end up typing like a fiend, forgeting to calm down!
*Waves to Ergo*
You JUST made it Ergo!
Paperheart: That sounds like fun and I'm glad you've decided to take someone along with you!
(I won't worry about you as much now) *hug*
I hope to don't have too much trouble finding someone to go....
Hey all *waves*
BC, I would not recommend licking a vampire. They have deceased, and kinda taste that way too :D
hello katherine!
I am really glad you decided to get the tickets Lewis and the outfit sounds awesome! You'lll have to post a pic of you all!
MJ I don't think it's the nicest thing he's worn, shirt under vest looks good, vest alone unless it's cut really well doesn't.
Daniel Johns from silverchair wears a vest and I don't think it looks good on him he's too skinny.
Lets see an average height black check with short black hair. I think I will be wearing black and red. I think not sure.
I have to talk to my friend to see what she wants to do.
Ahh ha ha! Martha, I feel like we should get a Rusiky and a few other Euros just to round out the group! ;p
I was trying to think of a central place to meet. And to be honest, I have no clue where the Merch table is anyway! Do you have another spot to try for??
katherine that's ok MJ tastes like vanilla death so a vampire can't be too bad, perhaps aftershavy death?
Hello Kd how are you?
lol. Don't worry guys, NOTHING will happen, really. I'll just ask one of my friends to come with me. =]
lewishasfallensloppydead said...
You're sooo teasing me Wendy Wolf!! Farty tongue noise at you!! ;P
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Who? ME?
You KNOW I would NEVER do such a thing, Lewis!
You know I loves ya!!!!
*big smooch*
;)
hmmm...ergo, I'm thinking more a combination of smoke, altoids and dried blood.
Oh, and I did that quiz, I'm a smooth chocolate :)
Lol katherine :D
oh katherine that seems so appropriate!
I am tea, coffee or peanut butter :/
No idea. It all depends On what time I get there. I will be talking to my friend in the morning so I will leave a message for you at FNA.
Hey MJ, no headaches tonight, I hope!
Bleeding Chaos said...
Wendy, how about we add that chocolate frosting on our dear vampyre and lick it off of him ;)
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O_O
Ummm......maybe we should ask him first, sweetcheeks!
Some vamps are so touchy (and bitey even) about their flavors!
;)
Paperheart: You just be sure to talk to us before AND after the concert! I know it's two weeks away, but; I'm giving my alpha female motherly wolf orders now ;)
Ok, I'm back now too. Twenty mins, whoops, don't whank me, Wendy! Yeah, let's talk about that chocolate body paint...I used to have some...think I used it though. There IS some gel, however! ;D
Hey KD! How are you? *hugs*
Lewis, I'll tell L you said HEY! So good to hear from you--and it's good to be back.
HEY ERGO! *yells in case there's been too much scothch imbibing*
J
Good gog Ergo! I'll think about it o.k!? ;p Thank you again for that Ergo -I think I will owe you for the rest of my life for that one! Kiss ya! <3
Alrighty MJ! I'll keep my eyes pealed! (What a nasty phrase that!) I'll keep a look out then-instead!! Oh and I seem to loom over everyone, I don't think I'm that tall really! I think I'm just a bruiser! I have to be off -but let me know if you and ya friend think of a central spot! I've only ever promo-ed Outside of the Warfield! So I'm not remotely sure of the layout Inside! I hope to catch ya there MJ!
Paper J -you be careful with that older fella. You just be sure to tell him theres a blog full of firey women that will take his TexAss in a second if he fucks with our Paper J!
Oh and could someone please tell Elena aka Hero! -that I'll talk with her soon. Thank you much!
Sorry to run loves! But I will try to come back later and certainly after the gig! Bye Erog, Bc, MJ, OPJ -omg this will take forever! Bye EVERYONE! Love to you! Hope you are well and happy! kisses, <3-l
KD I had one earlier but now it is gone.
J *big Hug*
Good to see you back here!
Katherine is chocolate!
You know what 'they' say about chocolate, don't you?? :))
hey J No I'm tea totalling I have to drive to tutoring soon, wouldn't be good
I once worked at the Warfield. Long time ago. I will see you later than Lewis. Have a goodnight
Bye Lewis
No Wendy, what do "they" say??? :D
Six, I will talk to you BEFORE and AFTER don't worry. =]
Lewis, thank you sweetie, and don't worry too much!! Byee<3
Yea sure Wendy! ;O I love ya too! And Big Smooch Back at ya! -And a little tongue wolfy!!! Cause I'm in a naughty mood tonight! rawr!
I think we have a plan MJ! I'll check back! I'm getting really excited now!
;D
Thanks OPJ! And you guys stick around from here on out! Mayo's isnt the same without the whole family!
-loves guys! Everyone be safe! kiss! <3-l
Blogger Anon616 said...
Katherine is chocolate!
You know what 'they' say about chocolate, don't you?? :))
April 2, 2008 2:02 AM
It stops zombies
J: You're late! You shall be penalized for that....
No dotuns for you for a week, young lady!
*wonders if that could be considered 'cruel and unusual punishment*
hmm....
Good morning my sweet ladies!!
Chocolate is just fine!!
Don't listen to them PH...Guitar players need love too!!!
Man...from what I've gotten to read...Ya'll are messing it for everybody ;)
Hmmm and from what I hear ;) We vampires taste very sweet...I think its all the diet coke I drink ;D
Good evening Triston.
It stops zombies too, Martha??
Heck, it appears as though chocolate has as many uses as DUCT TAPE!
Goodnight Lewis lovely to catch you!
have a ball if I don't see you again first
hello Triston hows my lovely vampyre today?
BYE LEWIS! *waves* Have fun at your concert with MJ! Talk to you soon.
PH, you'll be fine. If he gives you trouble, just tell him you have a bunch of 30's and 40's women (age-wise, that is) who'll come mess him up if he misbehaves. :)
Ergo, I have nothing but the utmost faith in your sobriety. It's all good, m'dear.
Katherine, it's really good to be back. I--we--missed you guys so much. It's been pretty smooth going so far. (Shh, don't say it too loud.)
What's this quiz y'all are talking about?
J
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