Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Sir Veiled.

Arms curl their way around
and into the lions gut,
pulling it down or pushing it up.
A not so subtle departure. From surrender
the lion is hurled into the abyss
or trapped in morbid curiosities, caged.
Some will gawk and ask,
How does the lion live and lair?
Where does it go when it leaves the den?
One says, “It eats the weak.”
Another, “Don’t assume to know its prey.”
Instead, just follow the beast
an insightful track trailed by medium.
The bits of captured consequence
presumed and postulated by
creatures craving more and more.
The lion’s roar is heard for miles.
Some will broadcast in a lesser voice
without notice, to others
a dip in its mouth, success.
Speak to the lion, it is denned.
It is eating. It will sleep.
It will shit, piss, fuck, and roar
for you.









p.s. that shit is corrosive even in small doses.

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Anonymous said...

First!!

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
Thank you Bleeding Chaos. I worry little though. Especially over things I have no control over. I can only control myself, um, most of the time anyway.
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You leave us to wonder what happens when you CAN'T control yourself....
hmmm.....

ergoproxy said...

goodnight angel sweet dreams

Anon616 said...

Congrats BC! You're number 1 today!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wendy, that's what I like to know ;)

Anon616 said...

Did Elena get lost again?

Elena!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, thanks Wendy. I was number one yesterday too when this post was made ^__________^

redrum said...

And so continues the epic tale of the lion of the concrete jungle, still walking on the thorn in his paw. Starring: You. And you, and you, and everybody else, too.

Just passing through. Hello, be well, good night.

Anonymous said...

I belong to no one. I am still searching for the other who will complete me.

Triston I thank you for your words. I am shocked, you appear to have a romantic soul. Is that possible?

elena said...

I'm still here Wendy. I was writing Mayo's goodnight and trying to pay attention.

Rasputins Revenge said...

Ergoproxy!!please try to remember.Safety First!! If you have protection it is best you wear it. Unless it is crosses or garlic...I seem to have an alergic reaction to those.

Anonymous said...

Hellod Redrum. Goodnight and sweet dreams.

ergoproxy said...

hello redrum so nice to see you again.
How are you?

true love, I hope you find them

Anon616 said...

triston said....


So much for love..now back to our carnal knowledge discussion. Seems that is the road I am set upon for now.

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Oh, well...ummm.....
Okay, discussion of carnal knowledge is acceptable, I think.

Does someone have the blogbelieve RULE BOOK handy???

Anonymous said...

True love, my apologies.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I wish I could stay longer but I must be off to bed.


Thank you anon for your nice words to me. They meant a lot.


Goodnight everyone.

Rasputins Revenge said...

True love! You have no idea how romantic my soul is/ could be. I am having fun at the moment and am not showing much of my romantic inclination.

Anon616 said...

Hi Redrum, bye Redrum!

Elena: WHEW! Stop doing that....
You know how I worry about you!

*says in her protective, motherly voice*
hehe

Martha Smith-Jones said...

6 If I can have a telethon for fuck dolls, I would think anything is allowed her.

ergoproxy said...

triston I don't wear a cross but I do like garlic, I'll have to gargle and try not to breathe on you.

Anon616 said...

Good night Martha!

I am wishing you sweet dreams and a headache free day.

Let me know when you want to do the next de-cursing ritual!

Anon616 said...

Martha Jones said...
6 If I can have a telethon for fuck dolls, I would think anything is allowed her.
==================
LOL, that was hilarious!!!
I did offer to chip in a couple of bucks ;-)

ergoproxy said...

goodnight again Martha hope this time you can sleep uninterrupted!

elena said...

Night Martha

Sorry Wendy I promise to be good. But Mayo's goodnight is distracting me. It'a all about..uh, being tied up.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and pleasant dreams MJ.

Rasputins Revenge said...

Tied up is a good thing, but it takes trust.

Anon616 said...

true love said...
I belong to no one. I am still searching for the other who will complete me.
========================
Awww......true love:
You must complete yourself!
It is only than that you find the true love you are searching for...

ergoproxy said...

Tied up!

whatever do you mean?

*shoves shackles under bed with foot*

Anon616 said...

Elena said...
Night Martha

Sorry Wendy I promise to be good. But Mayo's goodnight is distracting me. It'a all about..uh, being tied up.
========================
Are chains involved???

Darn it, why won't anyone speak of chains?
*pouts*

Anon616 said...

Ergo!!!!!!!!!

Thank YOU!

haha

elena said...

Triston Anatole said...
Tied up is a good thing, but it takes trust.


And a safety word

Anonymous said...

Ergo's trying to be sneaky here ^_^

Rasputins Revenge said...

I don't know that we can truly complete ourselves. To think that we possess every strength would be somewhat cavalier!

miranth said...

Damn! Am I missing a discussion of carnal knowledge? I never did get to sleep - still trying to catch up on the last post - The Fuck Doll Fund is hilarious reading though!! How is that coming along Martha?

Hi BC, elena, Wendy, ergo, triston, and Martha, as I should have said first!

Bye angel, sorry I missed your beautiful words! :(

Anon616 said...

Triston: I do believe you are the cause of our thinking such wicked things!

And, for that
I must say.....









Thank you, Triston!

ergoproxy said...

I am absolutely trustworthy,
*polishes badge*

or so I've been told ;)

Rasputins Revenge said...

Yesssss, any way that I can help.you've but to whisper my name 3 times and I will explore your every desire.

Anonymous said...

Hi miranth. Yep more hugs *hugs* :)

miranth said...

I should have refreshed - Bye Martha!

ooooooh....Bondage :)

ergoproxy said...

hello Miranth
yep it appears to be one of those nights!

elena safety words are good until you make 'em forget it!

Anonymous said...

How about some spankings? Where's a whip where we need one? ;)

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
I don't know that we can truly complete ourselves. To think that we possess every strength would be somewhat cavalier!
=======================
But, I think we can complete ourselves. And, once we do, it is so easy to share ourself with others. Is our completion perfect?
No, and that is where the other comes in. Not really to complete us; but to help make us a better us.

Oh heck, it's hard for me to explain....
I shall do as Solly suggested last week. Post another of my poems here. Perhaps that would better explain my feelings.

Anon616 said...

Here ya'll go, more from me:

I Dream In Nightly Silence

By: Wendy M. Z.
(ME)

In the silence of the night
I allow my mind to wander
I envision dark mountains, starry sky,
A lake, a warm fire
And you……

I can almost feel your warm breath on my skin.
Your fingers touching me so tenderly.
The look of passion's hunger in your eyes;
And I, willing to let you feed.

The aroma of pine and fir is in the air
The scent of winter is strong.
We do not feel the chill of the night;
We give and take freely and it is bliss.

We share it all.
The love and pain.
The hunger and the satisfaction of lust fulfilled.
Knowing neither of us will ever starve.

Two individual beings, two separate souls;
Acting as one - for a brief moment in time.
Neither trying to conquer, control or smother the other.
Both knowing themselves and sharing all characteristics of themselves with each other - truly appreciating the differences.

I awaken to the sound of thunder.
Your scent is all around me.
Were you just a dream of nightly silence?
Or, do you wait for me?

Do you wait, surrounded by dark mountains - pines and firs;
Under starry sky, stoking the flames of the fires of love
and passion
Do you wait for one who is true?

True to herself AND true to you.

© WMZ 2008 (me)

ergoproxy said...

oooh BC I have whips!
they are stock whips though

Anonymous said...

Another poem from Wendy? I can't wait to read it

miranth said...

A cat of nine tails, perhaps BC? I am a leo, after all...

*thinking naughty thoughts* ;)

I agree Wendy - Thank you triston!

Rasputins Revenge said...

My one true love will surely miss out tonight. All of this talk has me feeling a bit randy! I am reduced to lighting upon strays. The drunk ones being the easiest!

elena said...

ergoproxy said...
elena safety words are good until you make 'em forget it!


Ergo you are a wicked woman!

Anonymous said...

Whips? Someone definitely needs a spanking ;)

Wendy, beautiful poem :)

ergoproxy said...

oh wendy that's lovely!

Anon616 said...

Miranth!!!! *big hug and smooch*

It's about time you showed up!

Yeah, you almost missed all the carnal knowledge talk ;-)

Anon616 said...

ergoproxy said...
oh wendy that's lovely!
=================
Thank you Ergo!
*bows*

ergoproxy said...

Ergo you are a wicked woman!


only when I'm asked and my true love loves it!

Anon616 said...

Bleeding Chaos said...
Another poem from Wendy? I can't wait to read it
=======================
Yeah, and that's the LAST one I'm posting here.

I PROMISE, LOL!!!!

Rasputins Revenge said...

Why Wendy that is beautiful. Love in the outdoors, is beautiful! Especially with the one you love.

miranth said...

And Wendy - As for completing ourselves, I just think that our true loves are the ones that help us be better people than we are individually. So in a symbiotic relationship, we each are strengthened and become the best selves we can be, which is similar to triston's statement.

On the other side of the coin, if we find ourselves with those that encourage us to be weaker than we otherwise should be, we're with the wrong person. And this is important to note also.

Sorry for the verbosity *yawns* - tired

Rasputins Revenge said...

Wendy, Why would that be the last?

ergoproxy said...

triston careful you don't end up over the limit and be done for FUI or BUI?

(flying? biting?)

Anon616 said...

Thank you Triston! I am glad you can appreciate it.

My words AND love in the outdoors
*big grin*

elena said...

Wendy I loved your poem. Crap, I wish I could write poetry. Hell maybe I should try porntry. (I'm totally kidding)

ergoproxy said...

I love the outdoors, we were hoping to go camping too, if it doesn't rain, (and maybe a bit of skinnydipping if noone is about)

Rasputins Revenge said...

I should need someone with a very bright light in their soul to give me some semblance of balance. I should think.

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
Wendy, Why would that be the last?
=========================
It shall be the last I post here, at Casa De Mayo.

I can be found elsewhere ;-)

I like coming here to converse and play with friends.

I do love you all, ya'll know that, right?

*group hug*

miranth said...

Wendy *hugs and kisses* That was very romantic :) and lustful ;)

triston, easy drunken strays! Are you famished?

Anon616 said...

Thanks to you too Elena!!

Porntry sounds very appealing.
I bet there's quite a market for it too!!!

Hey, when is TJ going to get around to posting the latest chapter of the Gothic. I miss the Gothic updates!

Vivienne said...

Interesting Mayo, very interesting.

Just thought I should let y'all know I'm not dead.
Just busy and going through upheavals.
I hope you're all doing ok, I know things have been rough around here.

All my love to you Mayo, and you SS, and all the lovelies.

xoxo cupcake

Rasputins Revenge said...

I grow weary from my hunger!!! My many hungers!

Anon616 said...

No TRISTON! Not the drunken strays! YIKES!

ergoproxy said...

miranth your verbosity is very insightful, I agree whole heartedly

miranth said...

Wendy *sigh* *group hug* :)

elena Porntry!!! :D I think we'd all like that very much! especially Mayo, as I understand...

triston - I am sure there is someone for a light that shines brightly enough for you - and each of us, too :)

Anon616 said...

Cupcake!!!!

How are you, love?
Are you feeling better these days?
How's the relationship going?
Is it still going?

ergoproxy said...

hello cupcake I've been wondering about how you are, email me if you can and give me an update?

elena said...

TJ promised to work on her chapter so I'm hoping soon.

I've got so many ideas that I hope to work into the story.

Rasputins Revenge said...

Wendy I would like to read more of your work one day. You are very talented. Nice imagery. I do so love imagery.

miranth said...

Thank you, ergo!

Cupcake *shouts, waves and hugs* How are you!?

Many hungers, triston? Hmmmm - I can think of several, but many...hmmmmmm ;)

Anon616 said...

Miranth said...
And Wendy - As for completing ourselves, I just think that our true loves are the ones that help us be better people than we are individually. So in a symbiotic relationship, we each are strengthened and become the best selves we can be, which is similar to triston's statement.
=========================
Indeed, Miranth!

ergoproxy said...

wendy I'm just ripping Kiss greatest hits for my iriver

elena said...

Cupcake hellooooo


Miranth I'm not sure how Mayo would feel about that type of poetry. I should probably stick to the gothic.

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
Wendy I would like to read more of your work one day. You are very talented. Nice imagery. I do so love imagery.
==================
Thank you, again, Triston!

I love the imagery and passion of your work as well :)

Rasputins Revenge said...

I must run off and do my bidding..I wish each and everyone of you a very good night with wonderful lustful dreams! After our discussions tonight...I know I will!!
TA VMPR

elena said...

Goodnight Tristin, enjoy your dinner.

ergoproxy said...

goodnight triston
sweet (as you wish) dreams

Anon616 said...

Ergo: you can't go wrong ripping some KISS! ;-)

Elena: for some strange reason, I think Mayo might enjoy some 'porntry'; though others may not!
Heck, I think we know what Martha's vote would be!
I'm going to go with a YES from Ergo as well :p

Miranth, BC, Triston, Cupcake: What do ya'll think?

elena said...

Be back in a few. I've got to jump into the shower.

miranth said...

Goodnight triston - enjoy your lustful dreams :)

elena - you're right mayo may not like porntry. and there's no way of knowing...

Thank you Wendy, I also think that we should stick with friends that strengthen us and make us better people...

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Anonymous said...

Wendy, it would be great to read more poetry from you soon. I really enjoy it. Hello cupcake. Take care and let us know how you're doing.

ergoproxy said...

elena must admit i'd be curious to see what you came up with!

Anon616 said...

Goodnite and good bites Triston!
Very sweet dreams to you as well.

I must be off too....
I have a looong day tomorrow and I really should TRY to get some sleep.

Goodnight Mayo, SS, BC, Ergo, Miranth, Elena, Cupcake, lurkers.

Sweet dreams and awakenings to all!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Rasputins Revenge said...

It definitely sets the mood Wendy!!
Goodnight all!!

Anon616 said...

runs back in to say:
Thanks BC!!!

*blows kisses to all*

Goodnight!

miranth said...

Wendy, maybe if we ask Mayo to put the word porntry in the next post, we'll know if it's ok - for proper comment etiquette - and that mayo would like some - porntry I mean 8)

I think most may enjoy it ;)

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Anonymous said...

Enjoy your shower elena. Goodnight and pleasant dreams triston. Thank you for your visit.

Porntry. What do I think? I think it depends. Not sure if Mayo may like it or not.

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ergoproxy said...

goodnight wendy sweet dreams, hope tomorrow goes smoothly and respectfully

elena you could always just email it to us interested parties, don't want to concern anyone

miranth said...

*hugs* BC! I agree mayo might not like it, but if I see the term porntry worked into the next post - I will laugh, hard!

Goodnight Wendy!

Bye ergo!

I think I may sleep now?...

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and sweet dreams wendy. Mwah!

ergoproxy said...

hello katherine!

yes it seems to be quite the spot for the supernatural

how are you?

Anonymous said...

That would be funny. He can be silly at times. If you take off then goodnight and sweet dreams miranth. I think I'm gonna work on a new post.

Hi katherine

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ergoproxy said...

oh boy katherine it's been a wild few days at times!
but tonight was pleasant, jsut chatting and nice anons and all.

I'm good thanks for asking, i think I may be getting a bit of a cold though, I feel that little bit not right

elena said...

I'm back but I can't stay. Hello Katherine. Hope to speak to you next time. I'm gonna post Mayo's goodnight then be off.

Night all

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and sweet dreams Elena.

elena said...

Mayo

I must tell you about a book I found today. Wait, you do like books don’t you? I guess I just always assume everyone loves book like I do. Okay I’m just gonna go on the assumption that you like books. Cause honestly I can’t even talk to you if you don’t. What? You say you love books? Well, of course you do.

So the book is titled “The Complete Book of Knots.” Now I know that doesn’t sound all the exciting but believe me it’s a great book. I have just spent hours learning to tie different knots. The book starts off with a poem. (hey knots and a poem, cool right?)

“A nameless knot’s a foolish thing
Merely a Muddle in a piece of string
A waste of time a knotman’s shame
Is every knot without a name.”

The book was written by Geoffrey Budworth co-founder of the International Guild of Knot Tyers. Who knew there was such a thing? Now I have to admit I’ve never been one to tie a good knot. Well unless you count cherry stems but that’s really not the same. This book has more than 100 knots. They all have names like Snuggle Hitch, Heaving Line Knot, Boa Knot, Handcuff Knot, Pole Hitch and True Lover’s Knot. I kid you not! (okay I totally didn’t even plan that) These are real knot names. Hell, I can tie anything or anybody up now. Yeah, a very educational book, indeed.

So Mayo if you need to tie up any lose ends…I’m your gal. Heck, it you’re all tied up I can help. Really trust me, I wouldn’t leave you that way! Sorry, totally giggling.

Think I’ll go practice some more knots.

Night Mayo

Elena (getting ready to try the Manharness Knot)

ergoproxy said...

goodnight Elena! sweet dreams and have a good tomorrow

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Elena

Anonymous said...

Mayonaise,

Goodnight and the most pleasant dreams to you, my little jar of artificial white creamy stuff. I hope you're alright and safe. *blows kiss*


Goodnight SS, lurkers, bloggers, Ergo, Katherine. Sweet dreams guys.

ergoproxy said...

goodnight BC
I'll be back soon to say goodnight, I'm off to have a bath, I think an early night is in order for me!

sally said...
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Anonymous said...

hey Mayo hope you had a good day I was happily sitting at home doing some washing and reloading my iRiver, taking the quality down a bit means I can get more on it! Sometimes settling for a little less is a good thing, not in relationships though, I know I can sound a bit naughty (but I keep a lot to myself) it's always in the bounds of my relationship,. I really consider myself very lucky, to hear others speak of what they want an dbe thankful that I seem to have found it. You never know what happens in the future but if you're a happy match then you have a pretty good chance. I hope you are a good match, that perhaps your blogs are a fantasy and not how you really feel.if it is real then maybe you should look at ways of feeling better about it all, or look at making some positive changes, life's too short eh? easy to say I know but I wish you happiness.
So faith hope health and love to you and yours EP xx

SS
hoping you'rtre well
harps buttrflies ice cream and cotton candy to you and those you love
lotsa love
EP xx

goodnight everyone
fasc kass and PP and other late nighters
hope you're all good

sweet dreams!

Kassiopeia said...

Night Ergo!

Morning Mayo (& FASC/616)!

Only today to struggle through, then a four-day weekend (Woo-hoo!) - a reason for even atheists to thank the Lord that Jesus died for our sins (or not, as the case may be). I will be mostly spring cleaning my house and doing a charity "fun"-run, whilst trying to avoid chocolate eggs and "empty" calories held therein.

Yesterday's migraine is gone - I get the pins-in-the-eye-with-hole-in-vision kind which isn't improved by staring at a computer screen. I did go to see Jumper in the evening (it's Orange Wednesday and I'm cheap!), and I would advise anyone planning on doing similar to avoid at all costs - it made me actually angry that such a great concept could be executed so badly. Grrr!

Kass xx

farawaysoclose said...

hello mayo! good morning to you. hope you have a smashing day!!

hi there SS! *sighs* it's been sooo long!! hope to see your cheeky self around here sometime soon!

morning family!!

hope we have lovely thursdays and then a wonderful 4 day weekend!! hurray!!

hi kass! glad you are feeling better. that migraine sounded nasty!

goodbye to the late night shift!!

hello to any of the usual gang here at this time of day....PP, ergo,wendy, miranth and anyone else!

enjoyed reading your rather carnal chat with mr vampire!! damn those time zones!

wendy, beautiful poem you clever lady you!!

elena!!
Elena (getting ready to try the Manharness Knot)

see i know how your mind works!!!

amy so sorry to hear your sad news.

i hope i've vaguely caught up... ish ish.

oh last but not least:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS T

(*whispers* so kass doesn't hear.....fucking great result for your team last night!!!!)







sorry kass!

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Good morning, how are you today? I hope you are happy and well. Me? I'm just as completely weird and fucked up in the head as yesterday. Niiiiiiice. Should make for an interesting day.

Here's what I can't understand. I have been trying to figure this shit out for the past 9 years. It's a dreary rainy, windy day where I am and you'd think that would make people want to stay home, right? Uh no...they love to come congregate in my office. Like the bad weather actually draws the crazy fuckers out and those are the ones who need to keep their silly asses at home. I swear. It just makes me ill.

Oh, is it going to be that kind of day? Oh to be sure, it is.


Mayo, I am wishing you good luck today. Good luck in dealing with all the silly fuckers who should have kept their asses at home. Want me to clear a path for you?

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Would if I could.

sdock10 said...

Jules,

Pick the cherry flavored one, unless there is maybe a tropical one. That would be pretty good. I think?

Anyways, I am wishing you a great day.



BlogBelieve,

Hope you all have a nice Thursday. Don't know how the weather is up and down the east, but I hope you all stay safe.

Don't get out in this shit if you don't have to.




SS,

I'm just thinking about you this morning. I hope you are happy and doing well.

You are missed.

Wishing you a day filled with warmth, love, and sunshine in your heart.

Something tells me that you have plenty of that already, right? Well, you can always use a little extra.

Faith, Hope, and Love

Always,
S

Pickled Possum said...

JAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS T!!!!!

Anon616 said...

Good *insert time of day here* Mayo, SS, Kass, Possum, Solly, the probably soon to arrive FASC, Wachers, lurkers, those who rise as dawn, and those who dream while the sun shines!

How are you all today? Well rested, I hopel. I am not. This two of hours of sleep thing is just not good! Oh well......

Kass: I am so happy to hear you're feeling better. The 'pins in eye' feeling is not a good one, but, t'is better than the migraine!

Pickled Possum said...

Mayo, I swear you need to take up a marital art or something.
-kapunua @11:06pm

And this marital art would involve...

*insert waggling eyebrow movement*



Sci-fi fan news-
Arthur C Clarke has passed away at the age of 90 at his home in Sri Lanka. 2001: A Space Odyssey was based on a short story he wrote in 1948.

Film buff news -
Anthony Minghella, screenplay writer of The Talented Mr Ripley, The English Patient and Truely, Madly, Deeply, has also died, aged 54, after complications from throat cancer surgery.

Pickled Possum said...

*makes a grab for 616's tail*

Ha! Got you!

That's what happens when you don't get enough sleep ^_^

*takes 616 by the hand and starts waltzing beneath the light of the full silvery moon*

Pickled Possum said...

*re moon: PP is not insane - it is 1:10am here*

Anon616 said...

continued:
(since blogger cut me off)

Elena, BC, Ergo, Miranth, Triston, Angel, True Love, OZ: I hope you all (still) having wonderful dreams.

Miranth: You are correct. We should always stick with the people who bring out the BEST in us. Be they friends or be they lovers. Life is much to short for negative emotions!

KD: Sorry you arrived too late to join our waltz last night!

FASC: Yes, we had some carnal knowledge earlier. You should have been here, lol! THANK YOU for your words regarding my poem!

Possum: Did you the males grunting for you? I told them to grunt in whispers, as not to wake the others ;-)

Solly: I hope your day gets better, fast!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To ponder today:
"People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains, at the huge waves of the seas, at the long course of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars, and yet they pass by themselves without wondering."

St. Augustine
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Must be off to start my long day.
I hope you all have a wonderful one!


Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Pssst: Elena, may I borrow that knot book. I have only the purest of intentions, of course! Yes, I shall teach some of those knot tying techniques to the girl scouts around here -- THAT'S all I want that book for, I promise! ;-)

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MISST!!!!

Pickled Possum said...

O_O

Maybe I am insane?

Where'd 616 go?

*hoooowwwls for 616*

Anon616 said...

Pickled Possum said...
*makes a grab for 616's tail*

*takes 616 by the hand and starts waltzing beneath the light of the full silvery moon*
=======================

Thank you for the waltz my beautiful Possum!.
And beneath the light of the full silvery moon too!!!
T'was the most enjoyable waltz I had in awhile*......

Next time, watch those claws!









*since last night, but your teeth are sharper!!! :D

Anon616 said...

*howls back to Possum*

You're not insane. I just make people (and nocturnal creatures) feel as though they are (sometimes)!
;-)

I do have to run now. I'll try to catch you (by the tail) later!

*give best Possum call as a so long for now*

*howls for lagniappe*

*pounces tackles hugs and smooches, because I love those*

Pickled Possum said...

Oh, there you are 616 ^_^

*slaps Blogger for messing with PP's head*

Did you the males grunting for you? I told them to grunt in whispers, as not to wake the others ;-)

O_O No I didn't!

*goes and secures all entry points to prevent possible furry invasion*

I know this sounds wrong ^^

Say NOTHING!!

Smoke said...

Morning errbody.

I'm already on a countdown to 5:00pm. >_<

Mayo!

What? I don't know either. I just felt like saying your name. ^_~ It was kind of nice in here last night. Well, you know, with a classy or excuse me, proper lady like MissT celebrating a birthday and all, it was only right. ^_^

Have a great day, Mayo. Doing whatever it is you do. O_o

SS,

You know what? I've said it everyday this week I think and I'll say it again. WE MISS YOU! Just wanted you to know. Wouldn't want you to like, uh, forget or anything. Nah! I hope you and yours are doing well and you are just living it up. Just remember to let that light shine, okay?

Love and hugs to everyone!

XOXO,
S&V20

PJ's in blue said...

Hi everyone just wanted to say good morning, and hope you all have a great day!

Hugs to All!

PJ

Pickled Possum said...

*pounce, hugs, tackles, smooches back*

Thank you for the dance, 616. I'm sorry about the scratches.

And get more sleep young lady!


Goodness, thinking about it there are a few biters in these blogs aren't there?
Mayo - all liony teeth at the moment
616 - wolf
Triston - fangs (for dropping by again)
Elena - just guessing ^_~

Well, I must be away as well.

Hi and bye to Mayo, SS, FASC, Kass, socky, princess (maybe coming by soon), lurkers, anons and lovers of life.

Have a great one =)

Pickled Possum said...

*sneaks back in*

Hi Smok and PJ!

*sneaks back out again*

Anonymous said...

OMG Did I kill Mayo's?

*puff*

*compress*

*compress*

*compress*

*puff*

*compress*

*compress*

*compress*

*wipes sweat off brow*

*puff*

*compress*

*compress*...

Anonymous said...

*cough*

*ack*

*splutter*

Anonymous said...

PP,

Did you know that I like to sit back and watch you in the mornings? You are so animated and it makes me laugh so hard.

^_^

Anonymous said...

yay!

*puts blog in recovery postion*

Anonymous said...

O_O

*weird watchy feeling explained*

Morning Princess ^_^

I'm worse in the day time! Natural highs are hard to beat.

Anonymous said...

You have no idea how much Solly and I laugh when we read your comments. ^_^

You are like free entertainment!

Anonymous said...

Oh great. Now I sound like a cross between Tom Cruise and Robin Williams >_<

*succumbs to immense embarrassment*

Triston, come bite me and put me out of my misery!!!

*the fabulous lungs of Chester Bennington who shares his birthday with MissT (2.27 - 2.44 very loud/ very good =))

*waves*

Goodnight work shirky Princess.
Have fun =)

Anonymous said...

P.S.
Not >_< at Princess or Solly.

>_< at own 'natural high' comment.

Ergh. Triston is probably asleep being a vampire and all.

*goes off to suffer own lack of dignity in the dark*

*toodles*

Fimble Star said...

*waves*

SS - hope your having a great day. let the sun beam down and turn the frown upside down. make it a happy day just by smiling.
miss youuuuuuuuu


starting a day off with tears, surely it can only get better. maybe not.
have a nice day everyone, i just want you all to be happy.

goodbye
xx

Anonymous said...

Good morning, everyone :)

Fimble:
I hope everything's okay. It'll get better, I promise.

Anonymous said...

MUSTARD!!!

Whatcha doin?

Fim,

I still ♥ you. Like bunches and bunches.

Anonymous said...

SMOKE!

Nuthin'. What'r you doin' besides counting down the days to go, because I know it's not living, but I just hope you know that.

;)

Anonymous said...

It's really terrible, you know? To spend nine hours of every day just waiting for the minutes to pass.

If only I could do exactly what I want to do. Not sure what this is really but I do know this is not it.

Anonymous said...

You don't have to answer if you don't want.

Have you thought about looking for employment elsewhere? Something that makes you feel good where you're not waiting for the day to end? Or is now just not the most convenient time?

Anonymous said...

Plus, knowing that thirteen years of my time, my efforts, my dedication, my life is worth absolutely nothing to them.

Anonymous said...

I have thought about it and if there was something else available, I totally would. This is just a really small town and not alot of things are out there, ya know?

Anonymous said...

Well, maybe you only feel that way because you are unhappy with where you're working and what you're working for.

Smoke, you're young. If it's to where you have the ability to get out of that and start doing something you love and are happy with, you still have plenty of time. :)

Anonymous said...

I have thought about it and if there was something else available, I totally would.

Yeah, that's always a huge road block. And in order to go somewhere where there are opportunities available, you'd have to move your family and your life. I can totally understand the difficulty.

Anonymous said...

I hope so, Mustard. Now my husband, he's the type to not question anything and just go for it. If he gets pissed off, he quits and finds something else. If he decides he wants to try something new, he goes for it. Well, he did. O_O He's not able to do much of anything right now! God bless him!

Me, I question everything!

Anonymous said...

MARITAL ART FTW! Best typo of the day! Marital art must be arguing righ? Hehee.

It is increasingly hard to access this page. On crackberry. Wtf???

Anonymous said...

I saw that, K! I about fell out of my chair laughing. I was like, oh, Mayo's probably going - O_O!

Marital Art.

I am the Master of Marital Art. That is if it does involve arguing! ^_^

Anonymous said...

Me, I question everything!

Man, sometimes I wish my personality was like that of your husband's.

I must have a plan or some sort of pathway at least. Plus, I think by just quitting, for instance a job, it's like starting all over again the next time.

You may be the same as I am. I want a career, not a job, you know? I see that there's a big difference between the two. And in order to have that, you have to find a place, an environment, that makes you entirely happy. Which I hope is something you can do. I can't stand seeing people unhappy. :(

Anonymous said...

I got to thinking the other day, too. I was like, okay, Frank just got married.

This year will be number thirteen.

I AM GETTING FREAIN' OLD!

Anonymous said...

FREAIN' OLD AND EATIN' RAININ' BRAN!


;)

Anonymous said...

FreaKin' old.

That's what I meant.

Yeah, that's exactly it, Mustard. I'm tired of just having a job. I want something meaningful. Something that's gonna do someone some good. Not just pad some dude's pockets. They certainly aren't padding mine!

Anonymous said...

HELLO!

I am so terrible at typing! I swear!

Anonymous said...

Mustard,

When it comes to 'flying by the seat of your pants', my husband has it down to an artform. He acts and then thinks later.

Kind of what helped get him to where he is but you know....

He had a damn good time getting there!

Anonymous said...

I gots to go to lunch. >_< I hate running errands. I'll be back later!

Anonymous said...

Exactly.

There are sometimes serious disadvantages to being spontaneous, as you well know.

And though sometimes those who are not as impulsive are looked at as being boring and completely uneventful, you have to weigh what's important.

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Anonymous said...

I was spontaneous once.

Now I have a 14 year old son.

0_0

Anonymous said...

Anon, pretty cool!


Jen:
I shouldn't laugh, but that was funny. Probably the greatest spontaneous mistake of your life! :)

How are ya?

farawaysoclose said...

hi guys!!

wow jenn i didn't know your son was 14!!

hi mustard and princess!

Anonymous said...

Hiya Mustard. It's ok to laugh. I do all the time. He's the best surprise I've ever gotten.

How are you?

farawaysoclose said...

sorry anon i saw that and then forgot to comment on it!

very good!

MARITAL ART FTW! Best typo of the day! Marital art must be arguing righ? Hehee

yeh K i saw PP picked up on that one! too damn funny!

Anonymous said...

Hello, FASC!

I'm doing well, thank you!

Anonymous said...

Hi FASC! Yes I'm a mother (in all ways) of a teen. Yikes!

Actually, he'll be 14 in May, but he's telling everyone he's older. Probably to impress the chicks. :)

Anonymous said...

Uh, that was me. Stoopid blooger!

Anonymous said...

Probably to impress the chicks. :)

You know it!

Anonymous said...

He discovered girls this week. AND, they discovered him. He's been on spring break and texting his hotties all bloomin' day and night.

He used to talk on the phone with me in the room, but now he goes to his bedroom and closes the door.

It kills me. He's slowly cutting the cord (as he should).

Anonymous said...

Texting his hotties! That's a good one!

It kills me. He's slowly cutting the cord (as he should).

The disadvantages of being a mom-letting go.

Anonymous said...

I just want to let go at the appropriate speed. Not too fast so that he feels cut off but not too slow that he feels smothered.

Meh. What to do? What to do?

I think I'll have some chocolate and ponder the universe while I'm hidden under my desk.

farawaysoclose said...

Yes I'm a mother (in all ways)

oh ditto for the in all ways bit jenn!

glad you're good mustard!

It kills me. He's slowly cutting the cord (as he should).

god i'm absolutely dreading my kids getting older!! it scares the shit of me!!! puberty....help!!

farawaysoclose said...

I think I'll have some chocolate and ponder the universe while I'm hidden under my desk.

yup that'll work!!

Anonymous said...

I think I'll have some chocolate and ponder the universe while I'm hidden under my desk.

The best remedy!

Anonymous said...

I'm lucky, he's actually a really good kid. I think he posesses the best qualities of me and my husband and none of the crap genes.

It's hard when they get bigger. You just want to protoct them from any harm because people suck and it can be a very cruel world.

Fimble Star said...

I ♥ you, princess consuela banana-hammock. from your trusty hose beast

farawaysoclose said...

god yeh jenn!
i never want my babies hurt by anyone or anything, but i know they will be.

Anonymous said...

Ain't that the damn truth, Jenn?

I'm back from lunch and I'm pissed. >_< I got me some fried mushrooms and they gave me honey mustard sauce. EWWWWWWWW! I wanted effin' ranch!

Grrr.

I can't stand to think about my son and girls just yet. He still thinks they are gross. ^_^


Anon---

THAT WAS SOOOO COOL!!!!

farawaysoclose said...

hiya fim!!

Anonymous said...

I've gotta actually work this afternoon. So, I'll catch you on the flip side!

Fimble Star said...

*waves*

hey girls, just a fly by really, going to get a strong coffee,

catch you later

goodbye
xx

Anonymous said...

Did my mushrooms clear the room? O_O

Guess I better do something productive this afternoon. I guess.

Not really sure why.

Gahhhhhhhh!

Toodles peeps!

Anonymous said...

Bye Smoke, Jen, FASC, and Fim!

I gotta hit da road, Jack.

I'll be back later! Have a good one!

farawaysoclose said...

sorry guys i was pealing potatoes!! i know that exciting!!

gotta go do carrots and brocoli now! woo!!

i'll be back later on though lovelies!!

Anonymous said...

Urge to vunch, rising...

sister midnite said...

Hi everyone!

At work, and it's crazy again.
Just popping in to wish Miss T a Happy B-day *grope*!!

Cacth youse girliez later! ^_^

Anonymous said...

i see the boring people here

+*yawns*+

what time do the fun ones come in

Fimble Star said...

hey guys, so a couple of weeks ago i was trying to find the song that a anon had re-worked and guess what, i found it.

so the credit to the anon who posted it.

Fimble Star said...

[Someone Yelling at their Pc Screen while typeing]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your fuckin attention please?
Will the real Mayonaise please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Mayonaise please stand up?
Damnit we gotta a problem here..

Y'all act like you never heard a crazy person before
Jaws all on the floor like you've just seen a ghost
and the anons started talkin 'bout(SHH) secrets before
y'all know it, like ya beleive it (Ahh!)
It's the attack of the... "Ah, wait, hell no, you're kidding,
she didn't just say what I think she did, did she?"
And K said... "My Ass, you idiots! (Ha-ha!)
The people love mayonaise's blog.
(Stay up all night and day talkin to their family)
"The pee pee man, I'm sick of him. And Mr G,
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what, stickin his hands down you-know- where
Flippin the you-know-who,"Yellin" Let me hear you maon," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, he's probably got a couple of screws up in his heads loose
But no worse, than me or you.
Sometimes, I wanna just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for all the rats and leeches.
"Look at the moon, when it's full something big will happen."
And if I'm lucky, they just might beleive me.
And that's the message that gets delivered.
And expect them not to reply?
Of course they gonna
By the time they get done the anonymous run,
They got to hide, don't they?

Women clap your hands, yell the demand and it goes:

'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Now most days are,"Well fuck him and fuck you too!"
You think It's funny to take a name that don't belong to you?
Half of you got no point. Get me? Probably not.
Whinein,"But why can't we post when we have an opinion? We're not welcome?"
Why? So you guys can just lie?
So you can, start trouble and be dramatic?
Shit, maybe I'd better switch chairs
so I can sit closer to the screen and read what S&V20 and the OP's have to say
and hear 'em all argue for their Family.
That goes for the rest of'em too: SD10, Elena, Pixie,Paperheart and Amina,
AIP, Ergo,Tj, Cupcake, Amyranth, MissT, SC, SM, RW, SIM,FASC, Shae, FS, Siobham and
Kass7, DG, MIB, MJ, Jennicula, Bellatrix, Lolita, RW,Kapunua, Redrum, Pp, Fiona, Anon616 and even BC
and show the whole world how they can't top you [AHHH!]
Sick of you little girl and boy, all you do is annoy
so if you go there they will destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like Mayonaise
who cuss like him; who just don't give a fuck like him
who dress like him(MAybe?); walk, talk and act like him
and just might be the next best thing but not quite him!

[Chorus]'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


He's like a head trip to read, cause he's only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside'the clinic'
The only difference is y'all got the balls to say it
don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
He's like Dark Man, Everywhere, Nowhere, Everyone, Noone
and whether you like to admit it He sets up shop in your brain
And you're addicted .
No wonder these kids eat up the words like fo'realz
It's funny; cause I'm laughin'
And every single person is a Mayo lurkin
He could be workin at Wallyworld and takein your soul
[*Evil laughter*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with the windows down and the system up
So, will the real Mayo please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


[]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Mayonaise in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

anima said...

Happy Birthday MissT

Shake that ASS like you've never shakin' it before!!! WOOP!

Hi Mayo Naise. What's new with you? Anything exciting to report? Hope you are having a lovely day and if you have chance to stop by tonight, that would be awesome. :)


....

SS!!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

....

K, happy vunching!

....

Amy, I am so sorry to hear about your loss. It's totally appropriate for you to send something, even if your dad doesn't sign with you. Sometimes, the ex's parents mean more to us than the ex themselves. And regardless, I'm sure he will appreciate your thoughtfulness. Sending you big *hugs*.

anima said...

Fim, I'm so glad you found that. That anon rules.

"Guess there's a Mayonaise in all of us"

O_O

Kinda like there is a bit of SS in all of us too. ^_^ Damn straight SS, I said it again!

Fimble Star said...

hahaha, new you would say it again nimalina.

now we just need mayo to come in and make a joke out of it, like ss did :)

how are ya hun

anima said...

I think Mayo should post a blog about it! Come on Mr. Naise, you know you want to...Fuck yes you do!

Fimblelina, I'm good, I was in meetings all morning and now I should be working but I don't wanna. I want to play. And the weather is friggin' goregous. Isn't today the first day of Spring? FINALLY!!!!

How you doin' sweetcheeks?

Fimble Star said...

first day of spring and it is glorious sunshine but very windy. it was a different story this morning thos, rain and grey. not very nice.

i have just been out to the shop, check everything is running correctly and now i have just returned to clean the house but i dont want to. i am not in the mood and to top it off, bloody walked into a friggin door as well not a good day.

is your trip sorted out yet?

farawaysoclose said...

"Guess there's a Mayonaise in all of us"

O_O

Kinda like there is a bit of SS in all of us too. ^_^ Damn straight SS, I said it again!


anima that was worth saying again!!

fim thanks for posting that again. very good!

hello anyone??

anima said...

Walked into a door? Fimblelina, you need to watch those doors, they are dangerous. ;)

It has been raining like crazy all week, I think we have a few floods in central Missouri. Not cool. But the sunshine and the warmth today is giving me Spring Fever.

I have not finalized my trip plans just yet. I still have a couple of weeks. Damn, only a couple of weeks! Yay!!!

So are we going to celebrate MissT's birthday tonight? I think it is time we messed up Mayo's castle. We haven't trashed it in quite sometime.

anima said...

FASC!!!! Hi sweetie!

Fimble Star said...

hi there fasc

well we can but she wont be here, it is her time with family today so we will see her tomorrow.

i am off for a little while, i need to clean dishes and iron before people get home.

have fun and dont be naughty

anima said...

Well, shit...I need to answer a few emails. Hopefully I'll be back soon.

♥ to all of you.

anima said...

First?

anima said...

Now I WIN!

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