pants around my ankles
twisted in the sheets
legs pulled
up high
I am reaching for a moment
and I can barely remember why
then soft skin
legs twisted in the sheets
“Yes”
that is why
you’re back, Your back
warm against my chest
and we haven’t moved
not since death.
p.s. I have to watch my timing a day or two later and well, you know.
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1 – 200 of 1415 Newer› Newest»Hello mayo.
How are you?
Don't know what else to say.
give up. you are playing games fucker
Where is everyone?
Dude, did you get her knocked up? Or is this just makeup sex?
Hiya MissT!!
Now WE'RE the lives of the party!
-A
Well Hello Mayo
Uh, nice post....
Hell I gotta go read that again, be right back
Woah, dude.
Good Evening, Mayo
Amy, Losers together sweetie.
misstottenham,
I am just fine thanks.
And you?
Hi E, lovely to see you here.
Jesus Christ, man, whatever.
Well anyways. You know how it is when we know you're lurking: a rush to say something to you, a jumble of barely thought out words, wishes, questions, requests, etc.
Well, I'm going to be a pain in the ass with two things tonight. One, well, I'm not sure how far or how often you backread, but we put together anti-valentines for you. They're pretty cute, we hope you like them. You don't need to acknowledge them; we're sure you'll see them. After all, you are aware. We wanted to make you, and each other, smile. Hope it worked.
Also Mayo, do you care to tell us what was the right falsehood? Or is that one of your personal "this is my blog I'm just venting" things? 'Cause if so, that's cool too.
I ka 'olelo no ke ola, i ka 'olelo no ka make. In words there is life, in words there is death.
Haha MissT!
Hey Anon, IN MY PANTS!
-A
holy shit. yowza.
hello mayo
Teej!~ Where've you been?
Running with the Jackrabbits?
-A
I'm OK mayo. Thanks for asking sweetie.
Been better but, you know.
thats a very interesting post Mayo
a bit *fans self*
something like that amyranth. ;)
Mayo, she'll get better. We're taking care of her.
*hugs MissT*
-A
Wow, "That's Hot"
Teej! Naughty!
-A
And of course awesome to see you here, T. Even in your fogginess.
i'm too impressionable for material like this...it gives me too many ideas.
>_>
hi Tj nice to see you I know you've been around
Mayo you certainly have a way with words
It is wonderful to see you again Miss, T! I missed you!
Thanks Amy.
Mayo, do you see how wonderful the people here are?
hey ergo. yep. hovering, playing video games. :D
Thank you Mya sweetie. It's great to see you too.
Hee hee, thanks E.
I don't know whether to be Foggy or MissT. I'm feeling a bit schizo.
Mayo, did you watch the Grammy's?
What did you think?
Teej and Kapu, how're you gonna work THIS into the story?
*mad winking and nudging*
-A
but "well, you know"... you sure?
If that means what it sounds like? Bit risky.
Be sure.
oh, and waiting for mayo, of course.
*curtsies at the blogmaster*
Hello to everyone.
What do you think that anonymous is suggesting that I should give up?
And misstottenham, yes I see.
Amyranth said...
Teej and Kapu, how're you gonna work THIS into the story?
I kinda had an inkling that Mayo was going to be writing with his hands down his pants at some point in the near future, so I sorta already did.
And another thing. "Death" in the Elizabethan sense is so overused that it's only good for jokes anymore, Mayo. Just saying.
Ergo, it's risky, but if he's ready, who are we to say?
-A
and you know , take the pants off, only takes a sec, you didn't have socks on did you?
suppose someone can answer the boxers vs briefs question!
MAYO!
GOOD LAWD, SON! Gettin' frisky on us, aren't ya?
"Legs pulled up high"?
...I don't know what the fuck to say.
So, uh, yeah. We getcha.
Happy, uh, Valentine's Day?
I gotta go take a cold shower. L!!! Take over!
J
But give up what exactly?
Mayo, I think he thinks you should stop aiming to be Jenga Champion.
-A
Plus, since when do you care what the anonymous people think of you? Unless this one seems different to you.
mayo anonymi are things to be read and ignored
you don't have to give up anything if you don't want to.
And who are you playing games with?
MAYO OR SS,
The Lovelies are either sick with various illnesses or unable to go to the grocery store this week for the castles' weekly run. So the responsibility will fall to one or both of you.
The list is below, and may be added to before you go. Just let us know!
HAVE FUN!!
Ice cream
Coffee
Salad
Chicken
Tampons-NOT THE SUPER ONES.
Chocolate Milk
Strawberry Yogurt
Butter Pecan Soy Dream Ice Cream
Tubs and tubs of cookie dough
Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (all flavors)
Chips
Colas
Chocolate in every form
A few boxes of Kleenex
Comfy pajamas
A stack of chick-flicks
Old Dutch Salt & Vinegar potato chips
Iced tea mix
Bread
Milk
Butter
Olive oil
Veggies
Tofu
Fruit
Animal Crackers
Dip for chips
More coffee
Creamer
Sugar
Tea
Even More Coffee
Lots of cheese for Ergo
White Castle hamburgers
Premysn
Always pads
Toilet paper
Napkins
Papertowels with Ducks on them
Eggs
Big frozen pretzels
Regular pretzels
Lots of Tab
Hot Sauce
Banana Peppers
Excedrin Migraine
Coca Cola
Caffine Free Diet Coke
Cottage Cheese
Coconut Ice Cream Bars
COKE ZERO!!!
tinned tomatoes
garlic
pasta
mince
lamb
spinach
sweet corn
potatoes
cream
bread mix
carrots and strawberries
pickles
lemonade
wasabi peas
ginger beer
oreos
mentos
chocolate frogs
dark chocolate
bread rolls
oven baked beer batter french fries
Orange Juice
flour
whole grain mustard
mayonnaise
avocado
sweet chilli sauce
bananas
Hot dogs
Gummy bears
Peanut Butter
Grape Jelly
Sushi-various types
Deli Turkey
ketchup
Strawberry Crush
Pickled pigs feet
Mangos
Mango lemonade
huge bag of rice cracker mix
frozen mexican food
Cat food
Sheep food-Lucerne and sheep munchies
Bunny food
Geese food
Frog food
Dog food
Crow food
Unicorn food
Love ya, mean it,
L.
Mayo come on
Rule number one - Ignore the evil Anon's
Rule number two - (see rule number one)
Mayo, I think the anon is hinting that you are playing a game.
I don't see a game, I see a blog where lots of amazing people come to hang out and put the world to rights.
Thank you mayo for giving us this place. You and the people have made me feel really special when I am down.
ummmm that list turned out kinda long didn't it!
maybe it's a reference to lent? :)
Mayo,
Candyland, maybe? Who knows? We turn deaf frog ears to these kind now.
Love ya,
L.
But what about the Rum, OPs???!!!
*big hug for MissT*
Hey, here's a question. If I dress in a sexy manner because I FEEL sexy, am I still being objectified?
Also, is objectified a word?
-A
This reminds me of Used's "Sound Effects And Overdramatics"
"When the shirt came off, it was all in time."
Yeah, that one. It's been stuck in my head, too.
Teej, I bet you're right.
Mayo, no more games for you. No Jenga, Monopoly or Sorry!. No Star Wars:Battlefront, Pokemon of any color, or Halo.
Also, no tag, hide and seek, or peek-a-boo.
Bad Mayo.
-A
Interesting. is this miss T's late welcome back?
M. J.
Excuse my manners, Mayo.
Good Evening, hope you are doing well, and taking care of yourself.
Love,
L.
* a big hug back for Ergo*
Mayo, you want to be careful with those sheets twisted round you. You don't wanna fall out of bed with your pants round your ankles. No dignity there man hee hee!
Okay, forget the stupid anti-valentines thing. Mayo, you seem to have an opinion on that anonymous. What do you think it is telling you to give up? I'm curious why you even care.
MJ, it is nice to welcomed back sweetie.
Hello mayo
Blogger MissTottenham said...
* a big hug back for Ergo*
Mayo, you want to be careful with those sheets twisted round you. You don't wanna fall out of bed with your pants round your ankles. No dignity there man hee hee!
And she's back to normal!
We missed ya kid.
-A
amyranth
catch and kiss?
and no I don't think you are, and it probably is, it would have "verbal currency" (I think that's it it's something currency) and they add them to dictionaries when they are shown to be in current use
Thanks Amy, I couldn't resist. I can feel my smile coming back to me.
Hey MJ, were you the anon signed as M.J.?
Nope. I'm pretty secure Ergo. I guess sometimes.... my inner slut comes out? I don't know.
Must be the summer heat that does it.
-A
well, anyway, mayo. some people think you're just toying with us, you know? they come in and read a few bits now and again, and they think they get what blogbelieve is all about.
*shrugs*
most anons are completely ignorable.
oh god Mayo!! I got so caught up I didn't realise Jerry Springer had stared until I heard the screaming bitch fight (and it was a gay guy and a transsexual!)
YOU have strength and tenacity. YOU have arrived at this place because of your hard work. YOU are a kind, pure soul. YOU fight the darkness daily. No one could ever know how much courage that takes.
But I worked hard on the anti-Vanentines gift. Well not really hard. I mean I really... Shit, I'm gonna stop now.
Yeah that was me miss t.
I had to switch computers to get the internet back.
I didn't want to sign in but after Mayo's comment about the anon I thought it might be better to sign in.
T is naughty.
Mayo, do you usually get lots of valentines?
I can count on one hand all the one's I ever got in my whole life. Do you think that is sad?
Elena,
What I sent you earlier, I'm wondering if this is related.
L.
YOU have strength and tenacity. YOU have arrived at this place because of your hard work. YOU are a kind, pure soul. YOU fight the darkness daily. No one could ever know how much courage that takes.
February 11, 2008 12:06 AM
Exactly.
I'm glad I answered it as you then MJ sweetie.
E, you make me laugh so much.
And Mayo, just so we know, when you are finished, with, well, whatever you are doing...
Are you going for groceries or should we wait for SS?
Love,
L.
Affirmation Anon again?
Interesting.
-A
amyranth I am wearing in a gorgeous little pair of hot pink mules I bought this morning - I love sexy!
MissTottenham said...
Mayo, do you usually get lots of valentines?
I can count on one hand all the one's I ever got in my whole life. Do you think that is sad?
No.
How many meant something? I bet you don't have enough hands to count that.
-A
I did, too, Elena. ^_^ They are all fantastic. Bean gave me the funniest thing. She knows what a fangirl I am. It rules, we know it. :D
anon at 12:06 very stirring words!
Whatever, Mayo.
Hey guys, check it out: Obama got Maine. Seriously, color me surprised. This "yes we can" thing is catching on. I'm nervous though, I mean, as much as I love the dude, I want the candidate that's going to beat McCain. Which, I don't know, it's so close right now. Back four years ago I really thought Kerry would win. I cried when I found out it was Bush. And you know, I'm not a teary, crying kinda gal. I wept, though. I couldn't speak the next day.
It's too early to be nervous, but I still am.
I need to sign off and go to bed now.
It was good to "see" you guys!
Goodnight Mayo and my fellow-Mayovillians.
Ergo, I'm wearing sweatpants, my Miskatonic University T-Shirt and my Anti Flag hoodie.
All the clothes I have that scream "DO ME!"
-A
Amy, I guess they did mean something.
None of them were from boyfriends. They have all been from friends cheering me up.
I guess I have some really nice friends.
I can count on one hand all the one's I ever got in my whole life
MissT I can count on one finger!
Last Valentine's Day I gave J. a black t-shirt with a smiley face on it with duct tape over the mouth. She was tired of hearing other people talk about it; the t-shirt said:
"Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver"
L.
I don't give a shit about what the anonymous said about me.
I am not entirely sure why I even asked, aside from just starting conversation.
I can ask for your opinions, right?
MissT, that means more than anything.
Guys are fickle anyway. You can have one for 10 years and suddenly, one morning, you're just not good enough.
Peh. Cats are forever.
-A
Goodnight, Mya. Sweet dreams.
Love,
L.
Goodnight MJ sweetie.
Ergo, it's quality not quantity I guess.
amyranth to the right guy you could be irresistable!! :)
it's too hot for that here, I just had to try my shoes, they were only $4 and now I need somewhere to wear them !
Mayo, of course.
In fact, I like it when you ask for opinions. But then again, I always have something to say. :P
-A
Of course you can Mayo!
ask away
Why is Kapunua being such a bitch to Mayo tonight..... Could it be because as someone so ugly and bitter and single, she knows she will never feel like that andshe is jealous. That's my guess. Mayo is happy and you are not Kap. That doesn't mean you should act like a total bitch to him when he post.
lol of course you can. we'll give them anyway. :)
Ergo, dial up youtube, pick out some dance songs and flick the light on and off. It'll be like you never left the club!
-A frequently engages in computer kareoke.
You can ask for anything Mayo
Oops, I goodnighted MJ instead of Mya.
Sorry Mya, goodnight sweetie.
Mayo, ask away sweetie. We have thrown enough questions at you.
Really, ask anything.
goodnight Mya sweet dreams!
Absolutely, Mayo.
You are Family, dear, you ask anything you want, or talk about anything you want.
We would love to have you join in more often, or when you have time.
As you said once, to say otherwise would mean you never heard us.
And I know you do.
Love,
L.
MissT, quality is important in EVERY aspect of life. And don't EVER forget that.
You know what I mean ;)
-A
Oh, this makes me laugh so hard.
amyranth I am having a little Fratelli's moment as we speak!!
DEAF FROG, ANON, DEAF FROG!
L.
Wow, Mayo! You were trying to start a conversation with us?
Cool...
Nite Mya
L - Maybe
oh yeah probably
E ^_^
I had to google that Ergo.
You're at an Italian Restaurant in Toronto? Thanks for telling me sooner! *huffs*
-A
Cats rule Amy.
A cat saved my life.
Oh, Elena, wait till you get J.'s!
L.
Goodnight Mya
Miss t are you reading my mind. I was thinking about going to bed.
Alright then.
Goodnight.
^ *Also does not care what anons have to say about her*
Mayo, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that anon thinks that you are pretending to be Gerard Way and that you should stop. You must know that outside of here that's what most people think about this place: that you are some kind of faker and we're a bunch of idiots.
That seems to be popular opinion among some anonymous posters. I'm sure you've seen those rumors yourself.
Anon, if you'd care to step up and tell me I'm wrong (or stupid, or a bitch, or bitter, or ugly, or whatever,) please do so.
hey, mayo. do you still have to play all artful dodger to write to us?
MissT, really?
Most people think cats are a threat to humanity, or at least small children.
What happened?
-A
I'm waiting here with glasses and a cheeky little chianti Amy!
Anon @ 12:17:
Shut up.
Well if you are MJ, have the sweetest of dreams.
Mayo hurry I have to go to the busstop in 7 mins
Who the fuck is Gerard Way?
Thanks, 12:25. I really do mean that though when I say that they don't bother me. ^_^ They're amateurs.
Damn good question Mayo
I've often wondered that myself
Mayonaise said...
Who the fuck is Gerard Way?
All right, well, yeah. That was funny. I don't feel like laughing but you made me.
You know. That guy who's out of his mind. You know the one.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh mayo!
that is what we've always wanted to hear you say!!
you'll have to Google him!
Dang you Ergo!!
I actually have a bottle upstairs, but it's waiting for Thursday night.
Mmmm... Thursday.
-A
Mayo!
Oh, man, you did, you really did it!
I love you, Harold!
L.
Amy, it was after my dad died.
I had been prescribed some tablets from the doctor but I just couldn't sleep.
I took quite a lot, not intending to top myself but not caring if I did.
My next door neighbours' cat, which had adopted me and lived mostly in my bedroom, knew something was wrong.
I layed on my bedroom floor on my side and smokey layed opposite me eye to eye.
Whenever I closed my eyes, she reached over a paw and slapped my face. She wouldn't let me slip away.
I didn't get that sleep but I'm still here.
Mayonaise said...
Who the fuck is Gerard Way?
February 11, 2008 12:26 AM,
YES!!
THAT'S MY BOY!!
-A
Kapu i will add to what you said.
There are some anon who think we are trying to hid that you are GW.
They come on demanding that we share you with them because you are Gw.
So when we don't give poof they get mad and attack us.
I would say that the rest have no lifes and so attacking us, you and SS gives them athill
Why do I just feel like the trap just sprung behind my tail while I was munching away on a piece of cheese?
Who the fuck is Gerard Way?
dude, you gotta listen to the radio sometime. seriously.
Yea, I kinda set you up for that one.
Sort of had it planned.
When have you ever known me to address an anonymous?
Mayo, I think you made a lot of people happy.
So, what do you wanna talk about?
Me, I could talk about Ancient Egypt all day long.
MissT is Smokey still around? I daresay he deserves a taste of tuna for that one.
And a missed nap is better than a dirt nap I always say.
-A
wow missT what an awesome cat!
she knew how great a person you were!
Having a slow Internet connection really sucks.
Very nice comment Mayo
Miss T,
I'm glad you had that cat there.
And I'm glad you are still here with us, honey.
Love,
L.
Mayo, you keep bringing the laughter. Dude, hilariopus.
Oh right you're your own anonymous
cheeky boy!
Ok I'll be back in about 15 then I can dazzle you with my wisdom
LOL
Mayo, I frequently address Anonymous.
Like Anonymous: To Lisbon, Portugal.
Canada Post hates me.
-A
Thank you people. Smokey is unfortunately not with us anymore but she was amazing. My little gardian angel.
And Mayonaise, who the fuck are you?!
Just messing with you!
I have a vision of a jar of mayo sitting in front of a computer with
a huge smile on his face.
J. says "Oh, my brother, you are a riot. I love you you evil motherfucker!"
L.
Mayo
Dude seriously, that was classic.
Miss t I think you have told us that before. It is a lovey story
Apparently having your pants around your ankles agrees with you...
L.
Mayo, how does it make you feel when people come on here and accuse you of stuff?
Do you manage to read most of what is written here?
Um, hey everyone
Then Mayo, thank you for the cheese. * I was feeling a bit peckish anyway.
*You can take that anyway you want.
Bikey? Izzat you?
-A
Yeah Mayo you are quite frisky tonight. Got anything else for us?
Hi C... said!
Thanks MJ sweetie.
Miss T, Amy, check out my first comment that has the letter "B" in it, and then check out my comment that has the letter "C" in it
Get it? ^_^
By the way Mayo, I'm going to quote you as often as possible on that whole "Who the fuck is Gerard Way" bit.
-A
Jealous Kapu jealous. Keep wishing.
Loaded question, Elena.
Should I go back and get your comment from the last post, the one where I said, Go there, Elena, Go there!
L.
Fuck! I messed up! Oh well. How is everyone doing while I was gone? Yes, new name, blog, yadda, yadda, yadda.
BC
Hiya Exodus!!
Haha! I knew YOU'D be back too.
It's like Old Home Week now!!
-A
Miss t you just made me remember that I was going to look up the story the red shoes.
A friend and I were talking about the Eal fairy and the Disney versions.
We both agreed The little mermaid should have killed the prince.
Hee hee, lovely to have you back BC whatever your name is.
No L
I need no encouragement.
Hey, BC!
L.
Hey BC
Missed you
Anon just go back to Buzznet.
Amy, you are not kidding! I had people tell me that the "blogs are not the same without me. Come back soon!" and the whole nine yards. It's also Mayo's fault that I decided to rejoin you guys tonight.
I just couldn't take the amount of pressure anymore, you know? Lol.
How is everyone doing? Is that Miss T I see? It is so damn good to see you back here missy! *tackle hugs Miss T*
And a big fuck you to that anon who was dissing the peeps earlier.
Martha, isn't the Penis Tower on the cover of the movie box bad enough without her committing homicide?
-A
Seriously, did Barack Obama win a grammy tonight? Like, for real?
How have you been, Mayo? Really and truly?
Besides the, well, obvious...
And what about our groceries?!
Harold, we are out of COFFEE.
COFFEE! I tell you.
Have mercy, man.
L.
Glad I could help MJ.
Hello BC. how ae you?
Also Martha, can't you see from the anon's that hang around here that the LAST generation of kids is fucked up enough?
-A
*kekeke*
Amy the penis tower is only in the Disney version.
In the real one the prince dumps her ass and she can either kill herself or him.
Makes that penis tower look good.
* a big hus for BC*
It's so good to have you back too sweetie.
It feels wrong when you are not here.
That should read *a big hug for BC*
MJ, best laugh I've had all night!
Yeah, I suppose Cock Manor isn't so bad after all.
-A
Hi BC so nice of you to come back!!
TEEJ!
11 DAYS!!
-A
Miss T, it feels wrong when any of us are missing. It's like an incomplete puzzle.
A strange, not sure what the picture looks like puzzle, but still...
L.
Hello Elena, Miss T, OP L, how are you guys? I missed you too *Tackle hugs* Miss T, please give my condolences and love to DG. I hope she is well. Miss T, I believe I changed my name at least five times already. I might change it again in the near future.
Mayo, dude, I know you missed me Honey Buns. Second time you tried to get me to stay here. Don't think I didn't notice Mister! I am so gonna kick your ass! And I missed you too ^_~
Now, now MissT. I'm sure BC can choose whether she wants a Hus or a Hug.
;D
-A
amyranth, i've been craving that issue so hard you have no idea.
*jittery*
My friend and I got into the conversation about fairy tales because we thought today's kids were fucked up.
That is true L sweetie.
Mayo, you still there? I thought you wanted to chat. Just jump right in sweetie.
LOL Amy.
Duuuuuuude.
Wicked spectacular post, bro.
Like, that one word? *pssssshhh*
Yeah.
Oh, hey. Is my man Tumbleweed around?
Maybe we should name this place cock manor. Just until the next post.
Teej, I bagged and boarded mine so I don't wreck them, but I'm rereading them like mad looking for little clues!!
-A
MJ kids fairy tales and nursery rhymes are seriously disturbed
little clues for what, amyranth?
the next series?
Yeah, the wolf in little red riding hood scared the shit out of me.
*rolls in*
*pauses for applause*
*rustle*
Miss T, hugs to you too. I really did miss you bunches. Hey there Ergo. How are you? Thanks for the myspace messages. I guess I broke my promise after all! Yes, it's good to be back.
Not having me here is like a box of chocolates, only without the chocolate. Yes, that is lame, but frankly, I am feeling quite silly at the moment.
*holds up banner again*
Go, tumbleweed!!!!!!!!
*giggles at BC's sillines*
*wooo*
*yay*
*crowd roar*
*throws inner leaflets in front of tumbleweed*
Ep I will agree with you on that one. But you know that is what makes them so great. They don't hold back.
How fun.
Teej, for ANYTHING.
Even just a hint of what might happen, but nothing. Those maddening bastards.
I wonder what happens to Vanya? I bet she dies.
-A
Ma Mom said BC's like a box o' chocolates
you never know what name you're gonna get
T! My man!
Dude, I knew you'd roll in, sooner or later.
Awesome.
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