pants around my ankles
twisted in the sheets
legs pulled
up high
I am reaching for a moment
and I can barely remember why
then soft skin
legs twisted in the sheets
“Yes”
that is why
you’re back, Your back
warm against my chest
and we haven’t moved
not since death.
p.s. I have to watch my timing a day or two later and well, you know.
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I think I scared Mayonaise away. Amy, I would go with Hus! Hello MJ. Your comment really doesn't sound right at all. It's making my face do this:
O_o
Hello jackrabbit, tumbleweed.
Well, it is lovely to be back but It's time for bed.
Goodnight mayo sweetie.
Goodnight everyone.
What do you guys think of replacing the electoral college with popular vote? I'm for it; I think it makes ever so much more sense.
Goodnight and sweet dreams Elena. It's good to see you again.
Goodnight, Elena. Sweet dreams!
J. will e-mail you later!
Love,
L.
Goodnight Miss T, and sweet dreams. It's great to see you again. K, I would go with popular vote.
amyranth, i'm just along for the ride. i know that whatever i guess is going to be horribly and thoroughly off the mark, so i just strapped myself in and am hanging on. :)
And Goodnight to you as well, Miss T. Talk to you tomorrow! Sweet dreams.
Love,
L.
Also, Roy Scheider died and that really kinda sucks. Jaws was my first movie.
Forrest, you just made me laugh, but yes, you pretty much summed it up. Hello guntotingmaniac.
Hi GTM
MJ they are a really beautiful glimpse of the time they were written, the things that were important, the stories of the real people.
But really you wonder about the suitability for kids - it's a good thing they don' really know the stories behind them.
You still about Mayo, just ignore the tumbleweed- he's a bit of a rock star
Goodnight MissT!
See you next nightshift!
-A
Good night Elena and Miss t
Oh, gosh. He had multiple myeloma. That's like leukemia's uglier cousin.
That's what my good friend and teacher had.
Jeez, I'm beat. Catch you guys tomorrow.
T's not just a rock star, he's a rock 'n' roll star.
*smirk*
What?
Dudes, I'm a rabbit.
Teej we never did find out what 00.05 did to those guys in the weird suits.
-A
Good Night, too, K. Talk to you later.
L.
OP L, are you feeling any better?
Hello desert vegetation? What the fuck? When did this place become a desert?
That's right my little jar of Mayonaise, you better run, but next time the ass-kicking won't be so pretty.
Hahaha BC.
Well... maybe I should have left it up after all.
G'night Kapu. I'm not much for American voting, I still don't get WHY it takes you guys 2 years to decide.
Of course, in Canada it's kind of a crapshoot.
-A
amyranth, i think i read in an interview that those weird guys will be addressed in a later series.
for which i'm glad, because 00.05 is my favorite.
he really is.
Roy Scheider died!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
In hios honour I shall read form the holy book, passed to me by Elena the Bookwoman
"Yea and verily why don't sharks play tennis?
Forsooth they refuse to get too close to the net"
this reading from the Holy 101 Shark Jokes.
a moments silence....
goodnight Elena and MissT sweet dreams
Goodnight K. TJ, are you here? How are you? It's great to be here again, but I feel weird. It's like being introduced to strangers or something.
Yes, BC, thank you. I went to the doc on Friday and got MAJOR antibiotics for this sinus infection, so it's getting better.
As I put it earlier, I don't feel so much like death sucking on a lifesaver.
How are you doing?
L.
Teej, 00.05 is Mini-Gerard, no doubt about it.
I like Vanya, but it's too bad because she's not going to be around much longer.
-A
K I think it would be so much simpler I have no idea how American politics works, or why.
Hello Redrum
I made MJ laugh. Cool! I like making people laugh.
*rocks*
*rolls*
*rustles*
*waits for applause*
That's great to hear OP L. It's good to hear you're getting better. As for me, I'm doing pretty good, if not a bit tired.
By the way, I just purchased my first Laurell K. Hamilton novel; It's one of the Anita Blake novels.
Going to be ALONE Kapu, which is by your own fault...... remember that and stop taking out it on people who are happier then you.
I'm going to bed too, guys. Everyone have a good night! Sweet Dreams.
Mayo,
Thanks for staying around tonight and having some fun. It was really nice to just play with you for a while.
Ok, maybe that didn't come out right, but...
Naaaah, I think I'll leave it.
Take care and Goodnight, Sweetheart. Love you dearly.
L.
Anonymous said...
Going to be ALONE Kapu, which is by your own fault...... remember that and stop taking out it on people who are happier then you.
And you mean you're the bastion of popularity? I don't see you doing anything COOL with your friends. What, did they not call you? Darn.
Beggars can't be choosers, asshole.
-A
Who the fuck is Gerard Way?
February 11, 2008 12:26 AM
Niiiice one! ROFL!
Mayo, ummm.. your post..
O_O
You know I'm going to have to get back to you on that one later.
*thinks summer just got a whole lot hotter here*
i'm here, bc, hi there. :)
redrum, hello -- left what up? you are all sorts of cryptic there.
amyranth, 00.05 is a weird one, that's for sure, but if i may be so bold as to say, i think he's a shade weirder than our man gway. oh yes. you heard me.
:)
Goodnight and sweet dreams OP L. Anon, what is your point? I'm alone too, but you don't see me bitching about it. I happen to enjoy it.
Cool, BC. J. says you will not regret it. It's not for the faint of heart, but they are good!
Good night!
Love,
L.
Teej, a slight bit weirder yes!
But his older "brother" is half gorilla, so really, who's to say what's normal and what isn't?
-A
Amyranth don't tell me you don't notice what a bitch she was being tonight. Pleease hos obvios can you get.
Hey squeak squeak, hope you're well.
Mayonaise, considering your post:
No comment.
That's a huge bummer about Roy Scheider. I mean, you didn't love Jaws?
SS,
Take care, get some rest, and Sweet Dreams.
"If stars only shined as brightly as you, the world would need no sun, only the starlit hue."
Love,
L.
Thanks OP L. I must say I think I am falling in love with Jean-Claude. What a handsome vampire *swoons*
Sweet dreams to you and J!
Tumbleweed, dude. NO ONE does that like you do, man.
You are one rad weed, bro.
Anon @ 1:17:
All you need to do is ignore her. Have any of you anons ever tried that? It is not hard you know.
goodnight L and J
stop talking Umbrella Academy !!!
you know some of us haven't been able to read them all yet!
:)
nah it's ok really I'm just jealous!
Ergo, the last issue comes out this month already! :(
amyranth, i just love that he's so unpredictable. i know everyone's all goggly-eyed over the rumor, but 00.05 is the one that captures my imagination.
he takes himself so seriously. and he's a skoosh bit insane. i enjoy every page that he's on, i really do. :)
Anonymous said...
Amyranth don't tell me you don't notice what a bitch she was being tonight. Pleease hos obvios can you get.
Hos Obvios? Spanish or Latin?
-A
ergo, at least we're avoiding spoilers! :)
00.05 is definitely becoming one of my favorite characters.
Googly eyed over the Rumor?
Dude, she kissed her BROTHER!
-A
Uh.
Oops.
Sorry Ergo.
-A
Anonymous said...
Going to be ALONE Kapu, which is by your own fault...... remember that and stop taking out it on people who are happier then you.
February 11, 2008 1:12 AM
I believe that should say....
Which is your own fault. You don't need the word by
he's a fun one, bc. :)
*tcha* amyranth -- it's comics. i saw that coming a mile away.
*yawn*
Uh.
Oops.
Sorry Ergo.
-A
lol!
i spoke too soon.
Teej, Yeah, but still.
Major credibilty drop right there.
-A
I find it to be kinda odd that 00.05 reminds me of Gerard a little bit. Anon, why don't you pick on me? I'm not happy!
Thank... you... amyranth!
*huff*
*takes glasses and chianti*
TJ well ONE of you are anyway!!!!!
lol!!! :)
I was wondering if our anon decided spanish would have more impact
The author was just putting stuff he does himself.
Hi Exodus/BC,
Kapunua,
Amy,
comedy tag team Ergo and RW,
OP's,
TJ,
assorted anons (hopefully none licorice flavoured)
anyone missed,
anyone yet to come.
*quivers*
The speed of comments, when Mayo posts, scares the living sh#t out of me.
Catch you all later =)
*scurries off waiting for the dark*
Mayo
did you still want our opinions or after the tumbleweeds jackrabbits anons election TUA and other rambling topics you've decided it's safer not to ask?
Hi PP!!
Take care pickled possom. It's good to see you. I saw that article K posted earlier, and I must say it got me fuming. I would never settle for anyone.
keep in mind, amyranth, that the sibling thing is something artifical. it does make sense that they would rebel against it at some point.
but, that scene was the low-point of the issue for me. i feel disloyal saying that, but, you know: too obvious.
on the up side, maybe it'll take a bizarre unforeseen twist! :D
Yeah, I think Mayo got lost in the rush there a bit.
Also, the new MCR song, the untitled one, sounds like something Coldplay would do, and that's not a bad thing.
-A
Teej, whatever gets your knickers in a knot?
Hahah!@
-a
Amy, which new song? I haven't heard any yet I'm afraid.
EX, just check out MCR on youtube, it'll be the first one that comes up.
-A
Well goodnight all The computes, internet and skunks are giving me a hard time.
Night
precisely, amyranth! i count on this book to make me look like a right idiot for my involuntary reactions when i read it in public -- so far, it has not disappointed! :D
okey-doke: my guy has been standing in the antechamber of the water temple this entire time. i must take pity on him and let him get in some ichor-filled hack-n-slash before i have to go to bed. ;)
i'll be back later!
♥
goodnight MJ sweet dreams
TJ what game is it? Is it a PC version or a game console, I want something good for my PC, I have an old nintendo and don't intend to buy a xbox or anything
See you later TJ. Amy, thanks. MJ, goodnight and sweet dreams. Good luck with the skunk thing, I think.
Damn. Okay, way past my bedtime.
My coach hath turned into a pumpkin and I'm pretty much screwed.
Goodnight Ladies!
Goodnight Mayo!
-A
goodnight amyranth!
sweet dreams have a good monday.
I'm off to do some dinner prep too, back later, well until I get too curious to see if anyone has said anything!
Goodnight and sweet dreams Amy. Take care Ergo. I am going to go finish writing a blog.
Mayonaise, your comment at 12:26 made me laugh, but I think some of us knew that question was coming. It was only a matter of time. Ha ha.
It feels somewhat weird to be back, especially considering that I feel as if a part of me has changed during the time that I was absent. It's a good change, I think.
The only thing I will change is that I may not spend too much time here; not as much as I used to. Why? Because I have to start living life again, that is why.
I hope my arrival did not scare you off. If it did, I didn't mean to. I bet you're happy that I'm here again, aren't you? Don't worry, I am too ^_~
Tomorrow is a new day. Cheers.
Mayo
So you were the life of the party tonight. Damn, it’s good to see you having fun with us. It made me laugh truthfully for the first time today.
So remember the other day when I asked, “How was your day? Was life good to you or did it kick you in the balls?” Well actually I didn’t say “Balls” I just implied it. Anyway (get to the point Elena) if I had balls I’m pretty sure the way I feel right now would be what that’s like. Not even gonna tell you what happened. Can’t, well that’s not true, I could but it would make me sound stupid and Lord knows I don’t need any help on that one. Well, hell I don’t even know why I brought this up, well except to tell you how I feel. I mean I don’t have to explain how I feel, do I? Nope, didn’t think so.
Okay then, I hope you have a wonderful night. Wait, you’re probably in bed by now, tangled up in some sheets. Just have to say that whole “pants around your ankles” was a pretty good visual. Kinda miss the fumbling with the belt buckle though. What the hell am I saying? You know if I ever had to keep a complete train of thought I’d be fucked. To recap and get back on track – You’re in bed. So if you’re sleeping then this really doesn’t matter. If you’re not sleeping uh, never mind. I don’t want to bother you. This has gotten awkward. Shit, have a nice day tomorrow. There, that’s easier.
Elena (always off track and heading in the wrong direction)
ergo,
i don't know anything about pc games, but my favorites for nintendo (and what i'm playing now) are the legend of zelda series. there's one for every nintendo, so it doesn't matter what system you have -- and they're all extremely good.
you just can't go wrong with zelda. :)
email me for more suggestions, if you like!
and good night, to you, and to any lurking individuals!
mayo,
it was so wonderful that you hung out with us for awhile, and yanked our chain. you are a goof, aren't you? ;)
but this post of yours tonight -- it's going to make for some bittersweet reading until the next one. it's beautiful, and it reminds me of too much.
maybe again, someday.
but for you, now. and that's so very good. we have an image of you here, alone and brooding in your tower of doom, and this post is a nice reminder of the reality behind "blogmaster mayo".
i read this and i feel better about you, feel more secure about you.
and yes, i feel a bit envious of you!
good night, mayo. best of dreams to you.
Mayo,
Ahhh...
Gotta love you.
It is so good to hear you're well, and see you've been on here, and talking.
It's good to see miss T right in there. :)
*hugs the air where miss T was*
Hoping you're all safe and warm.
xoxo cupcake
Goodnight and sweet dreams squeak squeak. Goodnight Elena, your last paragraph made me giggle a bit. And no, you are not stupid! Sweet dreams!
Mayonaise, I have never made a request to you, but there is something that I would like for you to check out, but of course, that is up to you. No pressure necessary.
It is just a short story written by one of my favorite authors named L.J. Smith, and one of the main characters is named Ash, who reminds me somewhat of you, and I am not entirely sure, but his situation and his attempt to right his wrongs helps me to keep my hope alive for you, but perhaps I am being a bit too idealist?
The story and characters are based from one of her published novels, but if you decide to read it, pretend that it is a stand-alone.
Here is the link. I hope it works:
http://www.ljanesmith.net
/thosewhofavor.php
It is getting super late, so I must say goodnight to you, my little jar of white stuff. Sweet dreams. Goodnight SS, Family, lurkers. I shall see you guys tomorrow.
thanks TJ
well Mayo thanks for hanging around today, it was nice to see your humerous side, I think we've seen a lot of your sides, you must be a polyhedron!
I feel better today, I wish i could be more specific but I don't say a lot of really personal stuff.
if your post is anything to go by life is treating you well, and if you ever want advice you know where to come, who else can have the undivided attention of 40 odd women (except for Bikey and SS) but I think you would have more avid interest, being our gracious host and all.
I hope you have time to do that shopping, if you don't just lest me know, i'm heading into town in the morning- assuming I can get there, we've had rather a lot of rain just now and are about to take torches out to check the bridges over the creeks by us.
We've never seen them go over but it's looking a bit likely.
So I hope you can always bob up in hte torrents life sends you and float about until you reach calm waters
Wishing love, lust, delight and satisfaction, to you and yours
much love EP xx
SS
missed you today. Hope you're well keep safe Kermit
lotsa love EP xx
Goodnight TJ BC Elena and anyone else about
Dear pseudo-Gerard,
(Though obviously when I say that you have no idea who I'm referring to)
I have a new goal because I like having agendas to fulfill.
Someday, I will be actually be around when you post. I swear it. Get my tiny little seratonin rush from the experience and then wonder, why did I sacrifice three weeks of sleep for that?
I did once, but it was before I was actually posting. Le sigh.
But till then. I am compelled.
Good morning/afternoon/evening Mayo, SS, Kass, Possum, RW, Dalai Lama (the usual supects for this time of day, friends, family, anonymous(es).....
UNIVERSE!!!
How are you all today? Good, I hope! Me, well I just returned from a night of great music.....The HOB/Eutopia/The Famous Door/Razoos/New Orleans Opera House/The Dungeon and
E-V-E-R-Y single live music club
(that rocked) down Bourbon Steet. I'm exhausted!
If there are any W.A.S.P fans out there, Blackie Lawless was absolute PERFECTION. His vocals were impeccable! That man simply amazed me!!!!! He is timeless....
Unfortunately, there was not much of a crowd. But, with only 2 weeks to promote a show, the attendance (or lack therefore of) was not much of a surprise. I just hate to see that happen to such a legend :(
But, as I said, he did not let it affect his performance at all!
VOCAL PERFECTION
I see I missed all the excitement surrounding the new Mayo post.
And what a post it is! My OH my and UH OH!
Well, I do believe I will sleep like a baby this morning. (By the way, I've never really understood that saying; since babies wake up every 3 or so hours *shrugs*)
I hope you all have an absolutely fabulous day!!!
Welcome back BC! It's great to 'see' you again, love!
Love and hugs to all,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
To ponder/inspire/encourage today:
"Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot." :D
D. H. Lawrence
Mayo,
You are such a funny man. ^_^
Sorry I missed you last night. I couldn't help it! I had stayed up and the Grammy's sucked about three hours worth of my life right out of me. I'll never get them back! Oh well.
So your post. I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole. Well, maybe I will later but it's tooooo early right now. It made me do this though, O_o.
See you guys in a bit!
XOXO,
S&V20
Morning Mayo, 616 & GV!
I hope we're all doing well this (groan) Monday morning.
Kass xx
Good morning Ergo, GV, Princess, 616, and Kass!
*bows at 616's ability to party nonstop*
Mayo,
How are you today? Excellent, I hope. Me? I'm good. I'm having to post in a hurry, get ready for work, eat breakfast, and he's still here, and fuck.....
Mayo, your post, Niiiiiiiiice. I like it a lot.
Must run now...we'll talk more later.
I hope you have a magnificent and not a MOTHERFUCKER of a Monday.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. He's just this guy.
OH MY GAWWWWHD! So I didn't mean that quite like it came out.
That's what I get for saying "fuck" so early in the morning.
Not "fuck", as in fucking, but just a scream...FUCK!
I just felt the need to clarify.
Why?
Because I'm manic....
Who the fuck is Gerard Way?
Right. Nice one.
Why does this new post make me grumpy? :/
OH MY GAWWWWHD! So I didn't mean that quite like it came out.
Riiigghhht, sdock ^_~
*puts socky on the naughty step next to RW*
Oh, hi RW!
Hiya, PP :)
Gotta head out to work now. Have a god day!
What makes you grumpy about it?
*picks a bit of tumbleweed twig - ewww! - out of RW's hair*
Have a god day!
Thank god it's Monday?
*RW = massively positive*
Dirty.
PP,
Mayo knows better. He knows what I meant.
*wink, wink*
Don't you Mayo?
And down we go....
And down we go....
How much lower?
How much dirtier?
A fucking lot!
Fuck is one of my favorite words, ya know?
Right up there with...almost
Example:
Did you fucking get it?
Almost...
Example #2
You almost made it.
FUCK!!!! I was this close.
Good morning Mayo.
Everything I was going to say just went out the window when I saw RW's comment. I think she has something there.
This comes across as sudden spur of the moment lust trying to feel something for each other again after drifting apart. Unfortunately despite the passion of the moment I see reservation and little love in this lust.
There is no touching afterwards.
There is caution about timing.
If the timing and person you are with are not right for children, there is just one word for you...
protection.
And not the protoct sort.
a moment to leave by
Use your head, man (on the shoulder variety), especially if the relationship is going nowhere and this is break up sex.
And while on such subjects...
Elena!!!
I went to drop a note at your home...
and forgot what I went there for.
It's always the quiet ones...O_O
p.s. the wrong falsehood has been assumed although either way it was a good start.
Mayo I meant to comment on this.
I'm probably about to assume and make an ass out of me, but I wondered whether the wrong falsehood is peoples belief that you were pretending to be GW, when infact you were pretending to be MW.
The copycat nuptials comment of yours still makes me think that.
Sahara or Antarctic?
Regardless, it has moved past that now hasn't it?
Curiouser & curiouser PP,
It was previously banded about that Mayo was MW, but I can't remember where, dammit. I would love for this to be true seeing as, right now, I'd happily swap his ass for Matt Cortez. So you think the "falsehood" was that Mikey wasn't coming back?
And this: "Who the fuck is Gerard Way?" is a fair enough question - Loveman never actually specifically names who (s)he's talking about! Genius...
Kass xx
Dr Joyce aka PP
You stopped by my house? How nice. Something startled you? Why whatever could that be?
Too creepy. My cat is sleep talking. And it doesn't sound happy.
*inches sideways away from weird moggy*
Hi Kass.
Please excuse me, I'm always rubbish at getting my point across. The falsehood maybe relates to people assuming Mayo was pretending to be GW. The question being raised is the 'wrong falsehood' - whose identity was he really adopting if he wasn't trying to be GW? I thought MW.
Socky! Princess!
DM is playing hard-to-get for me tonight. Hopefully it will let me come swing by again later.
*signs up to PPU's fanclub for the Georgia Sisters*
*blows kisses from Mayo's*
Amyranth,
are you kidding me?
You give me my daily dose of laughing gas.
Villanelle, FS
>_>
<_<
SS,
*makes like a frog and pokes out tongue at SS*
Bet you can't touch your nose with yours!
Okay, night all.
Read you later.
Y'know... I've been thinking... I know, that's dangerous...
But.. If I started a blog and it was just for myself... then people from another blog started leaving comments on it... people I didn't know... I would've thought that was pretty creepy. Unless, it was exactly what I had planned... And how did the other people find my blog? Oh, yes, I remember... Someone linked to it on the other blog. And if the blog truly just for me, why would I allow people to keep commenting back and sometimes not in good ways? Why would I keep it going for 5 months? What am I getting out of it?
Anyway, that is just what I wonder about... Don't jump on me, OK?
I had a difficult time sleeping last night. I am worrying about my Dad. I really think I need to prepare myself. This is not going to get any better. It scares the shit out of me.
*spies elena*
Are you acting all innocent with me young lady?
You know exactly what I'm talking about! Walls, skirts, hotels... O_O
*puts an R18 sticker across elena's literary fingers*
Oh Mya. Sorry about your Dad. I'm sure you're a great comfort to him at this time.
Oh, I thought you meant "falsehood" as in "I shake hands daily with the falsehood you describe."
We ASSumed (I can't not capitalise the first 3 letters anymore!) that the "falsehood" Mayo created his blog in response to was that G-Way padded out his tighty-whities.
Therefore "p.s. the wrong falsehood has been assumed although either way it was a good start.", means that it was another one of Loveman's accusations that riled up Mayo - so maybe the one that Mikey wasn't coming back?
Gasp!
*dawning realisation*
Mayo is Alicia Simmonds!!
But seriously, I did get what you were trying so say...
Kass xx
Mya
I will keep you and your dad in my prayers. I lost my dad a few years ago. You know it doesn't matter what your age, when you lose a parent you suddenly feel like a lost child. Hold strong.
Ok, forget it. I can't do it. I can't dissect this one.
Every single time I read it I end up going....@_@
Mayo, you were freakin' funny last night. Well, at least I know those 'pills' we gave you were really needed.
Wise Ass. ^_~
Alrighty then, do I have to work today? Do I? But WHY??????
See you peeps later!
XOXO,
S&V20
P.S. - I would give you hugs and kisses, Mayo, but looks like you already got someone to do that for you. @_@
Oh, that falsehood, Kass!
*wonders how could have forgotten something as big as Texas o_O*
Seriously off now. The void in my head is in need of rest =)
Night!
I have no idea what you are talking about Possum. (laughs then runs to hide)
Morning Mayo and Family
I have a million things to do today. Wanna bet I get nothing done? It would be a safe bet. The day isn't looking too good. So, I really shouldn't be surprised, should I?
Take care all.
Elena
Hey and bye PP and Elena! Hey Kass if you're still here!
SS!!!!!
Wassup? You still crazy bizzy???? Dude, I just hope that if you are it's something you really enjoy. There's nothing worse than being bizzy doing something you couldn't give two shits about doing. Like right now. I have a gazillion things to do at work but I don't want to!!! Oh well, you wanna come do them for me? No? I don't blame you.
Alright, I'm really gone this time.
Don't forget to check out your prezzies for Anti-Valentine's Day!
XOXO,
S&V20
http://aconsumedrink.blogspot.com/2008_02_01_archive.html#4193392729930794797
Nutball much????
Surely it's more "nutball" to care enough to post the link?!
For a moment, though, I thought it was a blog by "Tink" - the very angry lady from the early Mayo posts!
Kass xx
Who the fuck is Mayonaise?
Hey you dudes and dudettes! So, request: If SS comes by, can anyone here make sure he gets to see the gifts that we left him? This is the url:
http://mayoclinicholidaygifties.
blogspot.com/
If you are clever and would like to make a link out of it, so much the better. ^_^
Thank you guys! And thanks very, very much to those of you who left a gift. And thank you even more so, those of you who left a gift for me, too. ^_^
Now Gerard you obviously know who he is seeing that you posted on his blog.
Hey K!
Gerard....meet Mayo.
Mayo.....meet Gerard.
Now, see? We're all one big happy family now! ^_^
Hey Mayo.
How are you? It seems you’re feeling better, my friend.
So, last night you had a bit of fun with the family...AND I MISSED IT! DAMNED TIME ZONE!
“What do you think that anonymous is suggesting that I should give up?”
I don’t know...
Maybe trying to understand how the DVD player works...
Just kidding, dude! ^_^
But seriously, most of them only deserve to be ignored.
And..
“Who the fuck is Gerard Way?”
You know you made my day, right?
By the way,your post is...well, let’s say...interesting?
Hope to hear from you soon. Take care of yourself.
Love to you.
SS, thanks for stopping by the other day. You know it really means a lot to us.
Take care as well.
Love to you.
Hey family!
Wish you all a great day!
BC, welcome back!
I’ve gotta go now, but hopefully I’ll catch you later.
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*
One more thing, check this out:
Bush orders clampdown on flights to US
EU officials furious as Washington says it wants extra data on all air passengers
The US administration is pressing the 27 governments of the European Union to sign up for a range of new security measures for transatlantic travel, including allowing armed guards on all flights from Europe to America by US airlines.
The demand to put armed air marshals on to the flights is part of a travel clampdown by the Bush administration that officials in Brussels described as "blackmail" and "troublesome", and could see west Europeans and Britons required to have US visas if their governments balk at Washington's requirements....
And within months the US department of homeland security is to impose a new permit system for Europeans flying to the US, compelling all travellers to apply online for permission to enter the country before booking or buying a ticket, a procedure that will take several days....
Washington is also asking European airlines to provide personal data on non-travellers - for example family members - who are allowed beyond departure barriers to help elderly, young or ill passengers to board aircraft flying to America, a demand the airlines reject as "absurd"....
It's like he's trying to ruin as much of the rest of the world as is possible before he's gone, you know?
Anonymous said...
"Now Gerard you obviously know who he is seeing that you posted on his blog."
I love you! I was going to write a long, rambling discourse on how he's a stated Smashing Pumpkins fan.
But I'm very tired and very bored right now...
Kass xx
Love you to Kass. Your snark seems to be rubbing off on me.
"The demand to put armed air marshals on to the flights is part of a travel clampdown by the Bush administration."
If he'd ever watched ANY Hollywood plane hijack movie Bush would know that the terrorists always disguise themselves as armed air marshalls. Doofus.
Funnily enough, I've been stopped repeatedly for extra searching/drug testing at US airports on trips to see my family - I'm the least terrorist-looking person I know - yet my mother with her headscarf, Carlos the Jackal sunglasses and massive potentially-bomb-containing-handbag sails through. Go figure!
Kass xx
and I thought you all had a sense of humor.
I'm sorry Gerard, but did you make a joke or say something funny?
Well, I always found the "I'm not behaving like a complete pillock, I'm a rockstar, dammit! Now pass me a Sharpie and my apple cider" highly amusing...
Yes anonymous. Shame you missed it.
You woudn't being funny, you had something real to say, right?
Right?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm getting you confused with Mayo again. O_O
What does that even mean????
BC, keep telling yourself that this is Gerard and he begged you to come back to his blog. That comment was for Elena, not you.
Gerard, I didn't actually miss your little joke. I was more commenting on how lame it was.
So Anonymous is your dour disposition permanent or did you just wake up with the wrong person today?
Hey Gerard its me, your best friend. Dont listen to that mean anon. You are the funniest guy I know.
Gerard doesn't give a damn what you have to say, Anonymous ;).
But, Mayo did do a fucking fantastic job of making me laugh at 6:30 in the morning. Amy knew it was going to come some time or another, and last night WAS. THE. NIGHT.
So, for today, Mayo rules. Like, really hard in my book.
And will it ever be time to get "Protector Of The Country And All Of Its Inhabitants, and also The Protector of The World And The Universe And Even The Aliens On The Planet Jupiter Because They Are Important People, Too And We Don't Want Terrorists Harming Them And Maybe Hurting Us In The Process" out of office?
For serious. I'm pretty sure the dude has gone senile.
HEY EVERYBODY!!!
When you drop a feather, will it make a sound?
When the rain falls down, will it break the ground?
When the sun comes up, will it shine for you?
When you return home at night, will there be anyone to greet you?
When we think about ourselves, does that mean we are vein?
When you hurt yourself, do you feel the pain?
When your friends go silent, are they thinking of you?
When time stops, does that mean you stop?
When we hate ourselves, does anyone really care?
Questions which circle my tiny deluded head!
Gerard I'm in quite a delightful mood today, but I did wake up alone so i'm not sure who to blame.
Wow, ?.
I don't like those questions. They make me think and I don't wanna.
Not today anyway. IT'S MONDAY!!
GRRRRR!!!
Hey Frankie, Gerard, Anon and MUSTARD!!!!
Hi S&V, MIB, ? & assorted members of MCR!
"When you hurt yourself, do you feel the pain?"
Yes.
Now I am off to London to see New Young Pony Club so I shall be MIA for a couple of days and I've added my "thing" to the Anti-Valentine's.
Have a wonderful Tuesday & Wednesday BlogPeople & Mayo!!
Love,
Kass xx
Have a great time, Kass! Be safe :)
La petite mort, French for "the small death", is a reference for sexual orgasm. The term has generally been interpreted to describe the post-orgasmic fainting spells[1] or unconsciousness some lovers experience.
More widely, it can refer to the spiritual release that comes with orgasm, or a short period of melancholy or transcendence, as a result of the expenditure of the "life force".
*TACKLES FIMBLE TO THE GROUND AND RUFFLES HER FEATHERS ;)*
Holy shit, Fimble! If all it takes is to threaten you with Ray Toro for you to come out and play, I have another power!
*holds hands up omnipotently*
Muwhahahahaha!
InfoAnon,
Thank you. You have no idea how friggin' confused I was when I read that. I thought it was probably something like that but I wasn't about to say it.
^_^
Now I don't feel so stupid.
But fim does.
hey splash, do not be sad in your house, you will learn how to make those signs. it takes time.
bye guys, have a nice day
Well, in that case, seems like it's a pretty peaceful thing.
I just picture Mayo hugging her. Or maybe him, I dunno.
*is feeling weird now*
Maybe it was something special to him? Maybe it isn't all naughty. It reads peaceful.
Well, and dirty, too. But, that's just Mayo. King Dirty Bird ;)
Or would that be Queen Dirty Bird? O_O
Mustard, I left you a note at your house.
♪♪♪
Uh, I don't think it's working still.
Must be something to do with my ALT button.
Hey Mayo. Just wanted to say that you make things better for me. I dont even understand everything you say, but thanks.
Hello Anon :)
Are you alright?
Anon,
I don't think any of us understand everything he says. I don't know that I want to.
And another thing. "Death" in the Elizabethan sense is so overused that it's only good for jokes anymore, Mayo. Just saying.
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Fimble Star and infoanon, Kapunua owned Mayo last night by having the whole thing figured out. I like her better when she's showing her teeth.
I don't like when people pick out their frustrations on Kapunua and say these things to her and about her..... you all know that. I happen to find her as a nice girl who just doesn't suffer fools very well and doesn't take Mayo seriously when he's like this.
Kapu, I think you're a smart girl, a cute goth....... and the sword of this blog. Don't let them get you down
Mayonaise said "Who the fuck is Gerard Way?"
Dude, I love you for that!
I needed a laugh, and there you were, handing one out.
Thanks.
Hey Jenn
Haven't talked to you in a while. How are you?
I've had better weeks I guess.
Not complaining, just, you know. Life kicks your ass once in a while and you have to take a step back and regroup. Breathe.
How are you?
Hey Elena and Jen!
Jen, that's really true. Sometimes we can't do anything but just take one giant leap back. I hope that's working out for you :)
Thanks Mustard. It will. I'm still in "breathing" mode.
I do miss you guys an awful lot though, just so you know. :)
Jenn I understand. Oh, yeah do I understand the feeling. Hope things get better soon.
Hey Mustard How are you today?
Jen:
You know we miss you, too. But, priorities are priorities. We'll be the comedic relief ;)
Elena:
I'm doing okay, thank you :) I'm about to head out of here, but you two take care, okay?
Smoke:
If you're lurking, see you around, too! Thank you for your help ♥
Alrighty, well, I'll see you all a bit later. Have a good day!
I will say this today - Easy listening "music" makes me want to put my head through a wall. Any wall.
I hear you Jenn. I'm listening to Smashing Pumpkins right now so I'm pretty happy. But I do have an urge to scream. This womam keeps picking up books and looking at the covers. She's not reading the back just looking at covers. Can I scream "You can't judge a book by its cover"?
i think that reason kap was pissy last night is because mayo didnt comment on her antivalentine valentines. so she called them stupid....basically insulting all of us who spent time making them...
I don't know how to make this bold otherwise I would.
Mayonaise you're a DICK. You have 40 woman here who do so much for you and you don't even give them the time of day. They don't even care they just keep on loving you. DId you even look at your gifts?
MIB found a horror love story for you, JUST FOR YOU.
Gentle Vengeance send you a fucking BEAUTIFUL violin song.
Kapunua made you an AMAZING horror movie that SHE MADE FOR YOU. (Kapu I love the rings in your hair, Blade Of The Immortal! YESSS) (I dont' know if you know I'm the one on your LJ).
Fimbel Star made you a HYSTERICAL joke for valentines.
I looked at every single gift you guys. They were funny, touching, nice and beautiful. SS will love them.
You don't even understand how many men would only WISH for this many beautiful women to care so deeply for them. But you take everything for granted.
I will not kiss your ass, I think you're a jerk and you're a very cold person.
I hope this doesn't get anyone mad at me but I'm not around as much as you so maybe I'm not as attached to Mayo as you are but I have to say what I feel. You are ALL TOO GOOD FOR HIM.
And you anonymous people (just the mean ones) need to FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!
Well ANON I'm one of "all of us" who did one and I didn't think that. I don't think she was pissy at all.
testing, does this work the same as in lj? Sorry, I wanted to check.
Elena I read your gift to Mayo and I liked it. The last line was funny!!
Anonymous I didn't think Kapun was "pissy" or whatever. But I WOULD HAVE BEEN. Now I'm glad that I didn't give a gift. But I wish I had time to make one for SS.
Fiona you are entitled to your opinion but I don't agree with you at all. Mayo isn't rude to us. He isn't unkind in any way. Actually he's a pretty good host. He lets us all gather and enjoy each others company. When he posts it gives us something to chat about for a while. Hell, the only thing I think might be better would be if he had snacks for us. I can't speak for anyone else but I'm happy here. I have found a wonderful group of friends, I can express myself for the first time in my life without fear of ridicule. No complaints from me.
Thanks Fiona I had fun writing that story. I love to write and it gave me an excuse to do it. Gotta say the end was kind of hard for me to write. I can't imagine sex with someone I didn't love. That makes me sound so stupid I suppose but that's just how I am.
Well I like the ending the best Elena. ^______^ And I'm sorry but I don't think Mayo is nice. Sure he keeps his blog open and he doesn't owe you anything but I think he is very cold uncaring. I feel that when he says that he cares he is being insincere. I feel that he wants the attention but doesn't care how he gets it.
I like all of you but I think Mayo is very cold.
Elena Mayo hasn't given anything that you all haven't FOUND for yourself. That's how I see it.
Well thank you for letting me speak my mind. I'm sorry... I know that most of you like Mayo. Well, I like all of YOU and I wish he treated you nicer instead of using you.
I have to go now, but thanks for letting me speak my mind. Stay strong everyone.
Okay I'm probably just talking to myself but nothing new there. Another thing I love about his place is that I do get to write. Yeah, mostly it's just how I feel but damn that feels good. I write a lot. I'm not looking for Mayo's approvial. Yeah, it's nice to know he reads some of our stuff but I don't expect it. My husband has never read anything I write. He knows I write but all he can do is bitch because I don't write something to be published. To him if I'm not doing something to make money then it's a waste of time. He can't understand how happy writing makes me. I write because I love it, it keeps me sane. Well, as sane as possible, not for any other reason. So I don't expect to be acknowledged. I don't expect approvial. I've never had it so why should I want it now?
Im okay mustard. Just having a huge fight with my gf. I felt so broken, but when Im here its like everything is better. Anyone else getting the same thing?
Take care Fiona
Well here I go again..
As for Mayo being cold. I don't think so. Yeah, he's not all lovie dovie but if he was it would be sorta creepy. Mayo is Mayo. He shares his feeling like we do, he stops in sometimes, he's just like all of us. Sometimes happy, sometimes fucked up. Okay, he's a bit mysterious but that's kinda cool. Life is boring without a bit of mystery.
Swear to God if that woman doesn't buy a book after being in here so long I am gonna scream. Sorry got sidetracked again.
Maybe he was waiting for Valentine's Day.
I did feel a little pissy lat night, not because of the gifts though. Smut that makes me go "eh," irks me. It makes me roll my eyes. I've read better Vincent / Sephiroth stuff written by bored college students, for cryin' out in the beer. If it makes anyone feel any better, I judge my own writing even more harshly. If you put something out there in the public, you are naturally prepared for opinions on it. Also, Mayo doesn't require my approval so it hardly matters.
I certainly don't think that any of our gifts are stupid. I call everything "stupid" and I don't mean anything by it. And you'll notice that I told Mayo and SS both, each time I mentioned it, that none of us required any kind of acknowledgment. We just wanted to do it.
Fiona, thank you. I didn't know that was you in my LJ. ^_^ Blade Of The Immortal FTW!
I concede that I fell for Mayo's cute little trap there--there's always someone cleverer than yourself--and this round goes to you, Mayo. "Curse you, Dim. You are too clever for us naughty people." That didn't make me upset; I thought it was kind of cool.
Start watching your timing tomorrow Mayo, if you honestly, seriously, really still feel you must. At this point though, I think that most of us don't wish you to be other than whoever you are. Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
Kapunua I must irk the hell out of you. Sorry to make your eyes roll. Of course you probably didn't see my gift so then it should be okay.
Im okay mustard. Just having a huge fight with my gf. I felt so broken, but when Im here its like everything is better. Anyone else getting the same thing?
Do you realize this is probably on of the greatest compliments Mayo could receive? I think he knows just how much we need him and just how much he needs us.
I'm sure Mayo will be very grateful that you feel that way :)
I'm sorry for your situation. If you need to release anything, you obviously know we're here to listen.
Have you thought about maybe choosing a name so we can identify you next time? It makes things a lot easier on all of us knowing we're talking to.
I hope things work out for you.
Gosh, Elena, not you. ^_^
Fiona, I respect your opinion, but I must disagree as well.
We don't know what Mayo's life is like, so the time he spends on here may be the only time he has. And that time he chooses to spend with us is valued greatly.
Don't worry. He'll get around to seeing the presents and SS will, too. As Redrum stated, they'll probably just wait until the "Big Day *throws up a little ;)*" arrives.
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Hey Kapunua, Elena, Redrum, anyone lurking!
Who's grammar and spelling sucks a big one today?
I'll raise my hand to that one. Sorry about all of the missing words and misspellings. :/
You know I catch a lot of crap about my uh "erotic" writing but really I do write other things. I mean writing erotica is fun but after a while there are only so many names you can come up with for penis without sounding redundant. I can't believe I just said that. I'm gonna go yell at this stupid customer. That will make me feel better.
hey again Mustard. I was gonna go yell at someone but she left. Damn I missed my chance. So you hate Valenties Day too?
Elena, try "pikestaff." That was a favorite of de Sade. ;D
(Though actually, de Sade pretty much sucked. "Winking eye of god?" Come on, meffer.)
Kapunua I totally agree with you about de Sade. Have you ever read any of Anne Rice's stuff under A N Roquelaure? Oh Lord, everytime I sell one of those books I want to wash my hands.
I avoid Anne Rice in all of her incarnations, and not entirely out of "man, she sucks" but also in that "run like hell away from the crazy" kind of way. I think that woman raped a thesaurus and her books are the bastards sons of their unholy union.
I wonder if she feels guilt now, about those books, since she found Jeebus.
Hey everyone *waves*
I agree with you on Anne Rice. I love Dean Koontz and some Stephen King. His sons book was pretty good.
Hey Lucy
How are you?
Ooh, is that Joe Hill's 'heart shaped box' Elena?
Yes Lucy. Did you read it?
I'm in a really good mood actually 0_0
K, I've just caught up on all the comments. So happy you liked your giftie! :D
I am in a highly talkative mood and I'm feeling very observant!
No, not yet. I have it but haven't started it yet. It has had rave reviews, though so I am looking forward to it.
I loved it, Bean. LOVED. ^_^
Elena, I agree, Heart Shaped Box was pretty cool. My friend went to college with King's kid. Neat!
How many Christians in the house?
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