pants around my ankles
twisted in the sheets
legs pulled
up high
I am reaching for a moment
and I can barely remember why
then soft skin
legs twisted in the sheets
“Yes”
that is why
you’re back, Your back
warm against my chest
and we haven’t moved
not since death.
p.s. I have to watch my timing a day or two later and well, you know.
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 1415 Newer› Newest»Babe--you're back. Bberry me later.
Ooooh, you're getting naughtier, T!
I'm sure Bikey wants you all to himself.
I'm good, Fim. You? Feeling better?
Mayo,
How are you tonight? Still totally fucking awesome, I hope. Me? I have a headache and you know why. Yeah, vodka. What a fucking ass I am....I'm so stupid.
So, yeah, I drank tonight. Why do I do it? I'm not even a happy drunk. When I drink, I don't numb shit. It makes it worse. It's like I feel everything times ten thousand and with 100% clarity. It's not fair. I drink to be numb, but fuck no...it doesn't happen like that for me. And instead, I make a complete drunken ass out of myself. I do apologize. Yeah, you've heard it before. This is not my first drunken trip in casa de Mayonaise. Hey, at least I haven't puked yet. I'm not a totally terrible drunk. Right? I'm a pretty mellow drunk...
Mayo, I love your latest post. I just thought I needed to tell you that again. It makes me realize one of the many things that I am lacking in my relationship. Where the fuck did the passion go? Where? We lost it a long motherfucking time ago. Can it be found? Possibly. Do I care tonight? Nope, I just want to give love and be loved. The real kind.
Mayo, may you never feel the need to numb yourself and shut off yourself.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. I always promise myself.
i am entropy, i am. are you chatting tonight?
OP J, if you don't mind, I like to add a couple of things to the grocery list: Soy turkey sandwiches and a bottle of Fiji water. Thank you!
E, it's good to share.
Bikey, you are amazing. this is the best ride ever.
Mayo and ALL OF BLOGBELIEVE,
I am off for tonight. I apologzie for my MANIC MOTHERFUCKER OF A MONDAY behavior.
I really did pour it all down the drain.
Love YOU ALL!
S
sdock you take care of yourself hey?
Bikey it sure isn't hard to to make you feel naughty...
or is it?
;)
Oh damn It is sunny and I can hear thunder somewhere!X| (a new pissed off smiley)
I'd like to add Smirnoff ice, im in dying need of some alcohol. Thanks.
Bikey hope you have a few extra baskets haha its gonna be a heavy ride home.
Goodnight SD sweet dreams
You take care sd10. We worry about you. Goodnight and best of dreams to you.
Night night sweet SDock,
Hope you have sweet dreams love.
ok if I go it's because there is another fucking storm coming in the fucking middle of the day and thisd time it appears to be coming from the east which is not good
my weather
this is real time radar and updates regularly- I am SW of Sarina
I can hear the storm to the east
T, are you just the naughtiest kid.
My ho is crazay! And looks good naked.
Night, Sdock.
Night-night Socky, sweet dreams. *hugs*
BC, no worries. SIM, I believe the liquor-store run is a separate excursion, but we'll keep your order in mind. :)
Bikey, dude, so, are you going to Kroger or what? And, I guess the more pertinent question is...
ARE you up for 40 women? Or, CAN you be? HAH!
Loaded query, yais? ;)
(How could you stay away from this?)
J
Ergo, I seen the radar. It doesn't look good. Please take care in case you have to leave. OP J, Bikey would be exhausted ;D
Ergo my thoughts are with you love, i hope you will be safe (((hugs)))
Oh no, it's getting quiet here O_o
Ergo, I have to tell you a story about cats and mice-in-the-mouth.
One day Rain (he's not the brightest light in the pack, but he's the sweetest little creature you'd ever want to meet) caught a mouse. L found that he had one in his mouth but he hadn't bitten it yet. She grabbed him up, took him outside to the bed of ivy in front of our apt, started shaking him (gently, not rough or anyting!) and yelling, "DROP THE MOUSIE! DROP THE MOUSIE!"
I often wonder what the neighbors thought.
J
thanks guys it's really more annoying than anything, we are pretty prepared but I will be careful and I keep checking the radar so I'll know if anything really bad is coming.
E, you like my ass then?
Goodnight sdock my love. see you tomorrow.
aw J that's classic - I have done the same thing!
I'm glad we don't have neighbours!
She grabbed him up, took him outside to the bed of ivy in front of our apt, started shaking him (gently, not rough or anyting!) and yelling, "DROP THE MOUSIE! DROP THE MOUSIE!"
HAHAHA!
Did he drop the mousie??
Poor Ergo, maybe we should build you an ark!
*makes face at poor attempt at humor*
We'll be thinking of you tonight, honey. You and your family be safe, ok?
Miss T, are you still here? Or are you enjoying your, uh, test ride? ;)
J
Yes,T. It's very spankable. And the firmest.
Yeah, RW, he did! He dropped it out of his mouth, and it ran like a bullet train into the ivy! It was just a baby mousie too.
L said Rain looked at her like, "Why did you make me drop my toy? I was havin' fun with it!"
J
Oh hey, EP, listen to this:
Remember how I said that the lead in Tosca was ill so her understudy had to go on in her place last weel? Well, now the understudy is sick, so they had to get someone else to cover for her in case she's too ill to go on. I haven't seen Tosca, but apparantly in this production of it the role has its acrobatic moments. The new woman set to play her is 3 months pregnant. I have no idea how that's going to pan out.
L said Rain looked at her like, "Why did you make me drop my toy? I was havin' fun with it!"
Seriously, humans are no fun at all!
;P
TJ
if you are about reading I'm on gmail if you want to chat
*wiggles firm ass at E*
*lights cigarette*
Wow, I'm pretty worn out already. Miss T, what a woman!
J honestly, me grocery shopping? My experience of buying food is strictly limited to ordering from a take out.
hey, i am off for the night but i wanted to say thank you yet again.
sweet dreams and sleep well everyone
tj - i hope you are ok, i miss reading you
nighty night everyone
xx
Rw oh my!
I hope she's up for it! Goodness what an illness plagued production, will you need to alter costuming?
Remember how I said that the lead in Tosca was ill so her understudy had to go on in her place last weel?\
"Weel", of course, being the Olde English word for "week".
:S
I hope she's up for it! Goodness what an illness plagued production, will you need to alter costuming?
As she's very close in size to the previous understudy, it involves only minor tweaking, which I think has already been done.
bikey I saw a comedy sketch with men wandering about a store on the phone to their wives and losing it over which brand of soap powder and stuff.....you can get a sidekick and we can all direct you!
Goodnight FS sleep well
Off to bed now. Have a great night, all! :D
Yes, even you, Mayo, you kinky boy 0_0
Goodnight Rw
goodnight Fimble goodnight RW sweet dreams!
Night Fimble, I know you'll have sweet dreams tonight! *hugs and kisses*
Bikey, jeez, you guys are hopeless. First Mayo wouldn't go, now you. SS is our only hope.
Hey, you two could go together!
...So, would you let SS ride you to the store?
RW, humans are NOT fun. I can vouch for that!
J
I must be going as well ladies.
Until we meet again, I bid you all a goodnight.
Goodnight bikey
'Night, all :D
I leave you with this!
*shrieks*
... wow, I needed that.
-A
goodnight Bikey- take care and sweet dreams
Hi amyranth!
Goodnight Fimble.
Goodnight RW.
Wow Bikey, you know how to give a girl a good time.
Hello amy
Night RW! Night Bikey! Hope both of you get some restful sleep.
Hi Amy...you, uh...ok?
Martha, have you been skulking all this time?
J
Miss T, do you feel better now, hun? More, um, relaxed?
*winky*
J
Hey Ergo, MJ, OPJ and everyone.
I hate my job.
Also, Bikey, do I look like I have AIDS or something? Psh, didn't wanna talk to you anyways :P
-A
hey if anyone wants to recheck my link at 9:59
If you look go under the map and tick the roads box and the red lines come up and one that heads from Sarina toward Nebo, where it crosses the first brown radar circle is about where I am
right near the yellow bit!
haha Queensland beautiful one day perfect the next!
yes. I don't have anything to say.
Ergo! I've been meaning to ask you: have you ever been to Australia Zoo? And did you ever get to meet Steve Irwin?
L wanted me to ask you about "Most Haunted", which of the mediums do you like better, Derek or David?
J
im mrs. lifestyles of the rich and famous.
you want a piece of me.
LOL
Could not resist.
*is lurking, but perked up at the mention of Most Haunted*
I know the question was directed at EP, but as I'm a MH fan I wanted to answer it too: I used to be a Derek Acorah girl, but have grown weary of all his frothing. I'm now a David Wells fan.
Goodnight Bikey my Love. Sweet dreams until we meet again.
J, I am well relaxed now hee hee!
RW, I would've asked you too but I thought you'd gone to bed! I like Derek better, don't know why.
And why does Stuart keep getting all the paranormal abuse? Did you see the one where he got kicked by a witch? And the one where the TV came on in one of the bedrooms, and Stuart screamed like his ass was on fire?
Ah, good times.
Miss T, we know the score. You came back, Bikey came back...Bikey showed up like once while you were gone...I think there may be a correlation here.
J
Goodnight BlogBelievers!
Mayo:
I've still not got much to say. Have a great night, and you know, be safe and shit. ;)
SS:
Still bizzy I see! Have a great night, and maybe we'll see you around!
Family:
Goodnight, you guys. Stay well and sleep tight. See you in the morning light.
I totally just rhymed without meaning to! WhooHoo!
Goodnight!
PF/Led Zep Anons:
Thanks for the semi-discussion!
Goodnight and sweet dreams Mustard. Sorry for my abrupt absence. Weather's been causing internet problems.
J, you know the score *wink wink*
I'm defo a David Wells girl. Most Haunted Rules.
I have all the box sets.
Goodnight and sweet dreams Bikey, RW, fimble.
sorry I was away for a bit
Ilove David Wells most he's a sweetie
I haven't been to Aust Zoo but I've been past. a friend of mine met him, he was exactly like he is on tv!!
bc your still here are you ok?? did you check out the website?
Stuart is the best - he always seems to get ghost hassled
Goodnight Mustard! Sweet dreams
Shame in me, you're still here? Lol. I didn't get to see the website. I was having problems with the internet, due to the snowy weather. I just got it fixed a few minutes ago :/
Can you give me the link again?
Goodnight mustard sweetie.
Poor Stuart! He's always being abused by some spirit!
Night Mustard, sleep well.
L is also going to bed. The (real-life) grocery shopping wore her out.
She asked me to tell all the Family "Goodnight, sweet dreams, and have a wonderful day tomorrow."
Mayo, L says "Goodnight sweetheart, take care of yourself. I love you."
SS, L says "Goodnight to you too, sweetie. Hope you're doing well. Take care of yourself too."
I, however, am staying for a while. I plan to go to our blog and write a post for/about my dad. But that will be a little later.
J
Anywa, I really must go this time. Two late nights in a row - oy vay! This is going to be a long work week, I can feel it...
Ta-ta! :)
Goodnight and sweet dreams L,RW.
damnit the link doesnt wrk grrrr try this
This better work damnit or i want a divorce from blogger
What the hell is bloggers problem!!! Grrr
BC its www.abeautifullie.org
What the hell is bloggers problem!!! Grrr
BC its www.abeautifullie.org
Goodnight RW.
I am gonna call it a night too.
Goodnight everybody and thanks again for everything.
ohmygod bloggers proper taking the piss out of me!! Hahaha
Goodnight and sweet dreams Miss T. And your welcome :)
Shame in me, you would probably get a divorce from Blogger anyways. It's a little bitch it is. And thank you!
why do none of the links work bc?
the typed out address will though but hats bloggers beef? haha bloggers beef sounds tasty huh?
Did you change your screenname on aim honey>?
Goodnight Miss T, glad to see you tonight hun.
SIM, take Blogger for all it's got! It must be worth a good, oh, dollar or two. Maybe even a fiver.
...Naaah, not that much.
Go for the house and the car at least!
J
*peers head round Mayos blog door*
*wipes tear from eye*
Bc I missed you so much!!!
I got thrown away at Christmas by some awful man named Getard and ended up at the garbage dump miles away from Mayos blog!! Ive been walking bare foot through the snow since January :(
I didnt know if i would make it and i nearly dried up, but im here finally
*collapses onto floor, gasping for ink*
Goodnight Miss t
Its a two bit whore is blogger. Id forgive it if it had a spell checker as my spellings at its worst on here. Must be the excitement LOL
Bloggers beef? Ha ha, it does sound tasty. Oh no, my AIM screen name is the same, but I do have two other ones as well. The links did work! Yay. I also signed the petition they had on the NRDC website.
SIM make sure you put the http:// at the front or it won't do it
My poor little Sharpie! Getard actually kicked you out? I shall stick a foot up his ass if he ever comes back! No one does that to my poor sweet Sharpie!
The links worked?
So bloggers being selective about who it has beef with? Well im suprised at its audacity!! This is war blogger!! *shakes fist!!*
I need rest BC lots of rest.
Nuzzle me
*flutters sharpie eyelashes*
you can come bed with me sharpie LOL i'll look after you. On my way to bed now.
Yep i am crazy LOL
Night night everyone.
OPJ BC and Ergo!! Thanks for the advice ergo, the http is where i went wrong LOL But soemhow they work for BC? I dont know.
take care Ergo hope the storm aint too bad :(
Blogger is a selective and stupid motherfucker, shame in me. I suggest you declare war on it at once! LOL.
Sharpie, of course I will nuzzle you. Come over here my poor dried up marker! *BC holds out arms*
Goodnight and sweet dreams my lovely shame in me.
goodnight SIM take care
I'm off too, bus pick up and all I'll be back a bit later on
don't wear out sharpie BC he needs time to replenish his ink :)
night mj too!!! sorry nearly missed you there.
Sharpie give mama bc a hug and then we will get you cleaned up. Poor sharpie, he has frostbite in his foot through walking in the snow for a month :( We may need to amputate. It will be ok, we will get him a wheel. He will never know the difference.
He could break the world record for land speed sharpie!!
yeah im really going bed now bye xxx
Ha ha I won't Ergo. See you later :)
Shame, we have to amputate poor little Sharpie?! :(
Sweet dreams SIM
Night SIM, night Ergo! Have a good one.
I probably should head out, too. I want to write my post about my dad. Today (Feb 12) marks 20 years since he passed away; I'm going to write a tribute-y kind of thing for him.
Night BC, you may be the only one left now...maybe Martha's still up?
Anyway, I'll write my goodnights to the boys and be off. Take care, all, be good!
love and all the good stuff
J
Dear Mayo,
Thanks for coming in last night and having some fun--albeit cheesy fun, but hey, we'll take what we can get. ;)
No, really, you've got a wicked sense of humor, I wish you'd show it more often.
Hope all is going well for you. Have a peaceful night and bright tomorrow.
love to you
J
Goodnight Sim
Goodnight and sweet dreams OP J.
Goodnight J&L
Gooodnight for me too!
Goodnight Blog Family!
Goodnight Mayonaise!
*shuffles off in her footie pajamas*
-A
Goodnight bc
Goodnight amy and the family
SS darlin',
I'm trying to find an appropriate Un-Valentine's Day gift for you, but so far I'm unsuccessful. I've got something for Mayo, and something for the Lovelies, but nothing yet for you.
Oh, I've got some "maybes", and I've got a whole lot of "no, that's not its", but no one "that's perfect".
And the day approaches swiftly...
Mind you, V-D isn't my favorite holiday, I don't ever get anything for it (not that I'm whining, it's just a fact), and I don't usually give anything for it either. But this year, I thought, Well, why not.
You should consider yourself lucky, precious.
You know I love you, though, regardless of what day it is.
Please come and visit when you have time. Lord Mayo himself-*gasps in shock*-chatted for a while last night, can you believe it? Yeah, I know, another sign of the Apocalypse. Check for a pulse.
Goodnight, babydoll. The sweetest of dreams to you.
My heart to yours, always.
love you
J
Goodnight and sweet dreams Amy, MJ
The Mayo Gothic continues
The Direful Secret of Castle Mayo
by
Elena and Toujours
chapter 15
- "I don't know." she answered the question on her sisters' faces. "Strangely, it is possible. I don't know who my family are." arabella looked down momentarily, and when she raised her face again, her eyes glistened with unshed tears. "I’m an orphan, you see."-
It was later that night several of the Lovelies gathered to once more talk of the day’s events. The possibility of Arabella being kin to Lord Mayo had been the topic of many discussions.
“I feel so sad I did not realize Arabella is alone in the world.” Jenn said sadly. “We sisters all feel so close yet how is it that none of us knew?”
Carrie sighed, “Well many of us seem to pass each other. We come here when we chose to spend time with our sisters then quietly leave when we take a notion to do so.”
“But Arabella never leaves the castle. She has no other home but this.” Paperheart whispered. “We should have realized this.”
“I just thought she liked it here and chose not to leave.” Amy said in a hushed tone. “Finding out she without family was shocking.”
“But she does have family” Mya said taking a seat and joining in the discussion, “She has all of us here at the castle. We are her family.”
Her statement was met with nods.
“You know perhaps we are wrong about the meaning of the words.” SIM said. “Latin can be difficult to translate.”
“Oh no.” Anonymeese said shaking her head, “I’m quite sure I translated it correctly.”
“If that is the case.” CTV said looking around at her sisters, “Then Arabella seems to be the only one of us who somehow control the magical aspects of this castle.”
“Then she is of the blood of the Mayo family.” Ergo’s comment was met with a puzzled silence.
In her room Arabella tossed and turned yet sleep would not take her. Finally she rose and threw on her long satin robe. Thinking a snack from Lord Mayo’s kitchen might help her restlessness she quietly made her way downstairs. It was very late and many of the Lovelies had left the castle. Some, she knew, had chose to stay this night but were in their rooms. Only sdock and GS were sitting in a corner talking in hushed tones. No one saw Arabella as she silently crossed the hall. While her original intent has been to find food a feeling of urgency propelled her towards the cellar stairs. It was if an unknown force was pulling to her the depths of the castle.
The torches had burned low yet she knew her way. As she had expected the entrance to the hidden chamber was once again open. Without pausing for a moment she moved through the dark passage way. Her eyes adjusted to the darkness yet she was relieved to see the thin beam of light she knew was coming from Lord Mayo’s chamber. She had just moved her eye into position hoping to see Lord Mayo when his voice started her.
“It is late. What force has brought you here?"
Arabella took a deep breath to steady her nerves, “I felt you needed me.”
Now she could see he was once again standing at the windows looking out into the darkness the blanketed the earth.
“I need all of the Lovelies.” His voice sounded tired.
“But why?” Arabella blurted out. “We are here yet we do not truly understand why. We have spoken in great length about the reasons we were drawn here.”
He sighed, “I can not explain the reasoning to you. Not yet. Just know how much each of you means to me.”
“You mean much to us, Lord Mayo. I thank you every day for allowing me to stay in your home.”
He didn’t speak for several moments and Arabella began to think she should take her leave.
“Why did the Lovelies stay when they first arrived here?”
The question caused her to think back to the day she herself arrived at the castle. “At first I believe most of us were curious. Each of my sisters seemed to have a different frame of mind.”
“But when you heard my words.” His voice trailed off a moment. “The words were not welcoming, they were angry. Yet they did not drive the Lovelies away. Tell me Arabella why is that?”
“I cannot speak for my sisters, Lord Mayo. I can only speak for myself.”
“Fine, tell me why you stayed.”
“I had nowhere else to go.” She answered honestly. When he slightly nodded his head she continued, “Yet, I stayed because I felt it was the right thing. I felt this is where is belong.”
Once more her words were met with silence. She had decided to bid him goodnight when he spoke again.
“Arabella, if I ask something of you, will you do it without question?”
The answer left her lips without pause, “Yes, of course.”
Lord Mayo clasped his hands together and bowed his head. “Push open the door and stand inside this room.”
Arabella wondered if she had heard him correctly. “Come into your private chamber?”
“Yes, please” He whispered loudly enough for her to hear.
“As you wish.” She took a deep steadying breath and placed the palms of her hands on the heavy wooden door. A gently push was all it took for the doors to open.
At the window Lord Mayo closed has eyes, “Tis true” he whispered.
Arabella stood just outside the cabinet. She looked over at their host wishing with all her heart he would turn from the window. She had heard his whisper. “What is true, Lord Mayo?”
His voice was unsteady, “You are able to enter this place. This tower, my prison.”
Arabella was shocked, “Your prison? I do not understand.”
He offered no answer.
“Lord Mayo?” Arabella took a small step towards him.
“Stop” He commanded.
The sudden roar that filled the castle caused Arabella to gasp in fear. The voices of the Nameless Ones filled the castle. Their vile words brought tears to Arabella eyes.
“Go now.” Lord Mayo said loudly to be heard over the sound. “You must go and stand against them with your sisters. He knows you are here. Take care Arabella.”
She took one final look at his silhouette then turned to reenter the secret passageway. Her heart was racing, pounding in her ears.
She almost did not hear Lord Mayo’s parting words. “Please tell the Lovelies to stay strong. Please thank them for staying. I need them now more than ever.”
“I will, Lord Mayo.” Arabella answered before turning and disappearing into the darkness of the passageway.
Oh Wow Elena!!
what a twist!!
you have done a great job, gosh this is getting exciting
Elena, all I have to say is that I love, love, love it!!!
mayo,
hey there.
i'm not really sure what to say to you tonight, but here i am, turning my thoughts in your direction anyway.
i don't know if you'll understand this -- i remember your secret -- but i'm stuck. i think i always get a little stuck at this time of the year. i see spring as starting now, but i can never get anything really going until closer to the equinox. in the past, i've thought of it as being mired in the mud of the melting winter.
but shit, these days, it's more like i'm caught standing in quick-drying cement.
and just when i can't afford to stop. it's not about mere personal development now. it's not psycho-babble metaphysical bullshit this time. it's real. it's survival.
and it's so easy to fall into helplessness.
but redrum said something a while ago that has stuck in my head, and has kept me thinking: what is the difference between exploring and being lost?
maybe, instead of crying over the cement around my feet, maybe this is a chance for me to do something important with my life?
i don't know.
i'm still stuck, after all.
but maybe. maybe.
i hope the changing season is treating you better than it's treating me, mayo, and i hope you are seeing signs of the new season everywhere, within and without.
good night to you. sweet dreams.
Mayo
Yeah, it’s that time again. Time for Elena to tell you goodnight. You would think just once I could just say goodnight and that would be that. Actually I think I did that once. You know it’s good you can’t see me cause I look like an idiot sitting her trying to think back to my past comments. Like it matters. Shit, I really use up precious brain cells thinking about unimportant things. I need to watch that. I need all the brain cells I have left.
So I suppose I could ask you about your day. I usually do but I’m not sure why. That’s not to say I don’t care about your day cause I do. However, you aren’t gonna answer so let’s just skip that.
I could tell you about my day, but once again what’s the point? Well yeah sometimes there is a point. If something happened that I want to talk about then there is a point. However nothing happened I want to talk about. It was just another day. Boring is the operative word. No mad car chases, foiled robberies or life and death decisions filled my day. It was just another day. Guess they can’t all be exciting. Shit, unless they are filled with sadness or some crappy drama they are like this. Mind you I don’t want any more drama for a while. But damn, I think it would be nice to have some good excitement once in a while. So now I’m trying to decide what good excitement translates to in my brain. Okay truth time, I got no idea. Let me think. I got it. Good excitement…winning the lottery, meeting a celebrity, saving the world at the last minute from some evil force. Holy shit, I’m stupid tonight. I’m totally blaming the banana cream schnapps. Nasty stuff but if it’s in orange juice it’s okay. Hell, I hardly ever drink. Know why now. I just wanna go to bed but I can’t. I have to go to the dungeon and fill the wood-burning furnace in an hour. They can send a man to the moon yet I still have to put wood in a furnace to heat my house. Stupid huge old house. I just remembered sdock was drinking tonight too. Maybe it’s something in the air. Maybe it’s something in our hearts, or something that’s not. I wish she and I lived in the same town. I wish I could visit her face to face and convince her of the potential she has to be a writer. The woman has no idea the power she has over words. I just want her to see it. I want her to believe. Sorry sdock I shouldn’t drag you into my stupid comment but I’m speaking from my heart. I don’t want her to waste one more day of her life being unhappy. I want the same for all my friends here. I want us all to find our way to happiness.
Goodnight Mayo
Elena (wondering what fool thought banana cream schnapps was a good idea) Oh and still thinking about your last post. Not the obvious, I get that. There is something else about it that’s nagging at me. Now I’m really using up too many brain cells. I can feel them dying slowly. Stop thinking Elena and stop talking to yourself you crazy bitch.
Mayo
yep, that delete was me. I forgot an important word so don't get all pissy. I put it back.
Actually, thank you again for being all pissy with me. Thank you for caring about all of our words. You're a good person, Mayo. Don't you ever forget that!
*tiptoes back in the common room to leave a note*
SS...psst...I finally found the "that's perfect" gift for you. I left it with the others.
Elena, you write a Hell of a story, girl! Now, I just need to go back and read the chapters in between this one and the last one I read...
Night, again.
*tiptoes back out, heading for room 26*
J
hey mayo
lots of water and thunder about again
don't have muc time but I hope you are well and healthy and happy
wishing clear skies, cool breezes, fluffy clouds and good times
to you and yours
much love EP xx
goodnight all
elena - anything ending in schnapps is dangerous (bad experience!) I go for the purer spirits now lol
Mayo,
Morning, how are you? Happy and well and fine and full of love? Me? I'm good. Headache, but otherwise fine.
Last night, I was dangerously close to that edge. I closed my eyes though. I didn't even peek over and look. I moved backwards...running. I fell, but I caught myself.
I always do.
Now, I'm fine.
Until the next time, it calls my name.
How long will it take? A month? 2 days? Tonight?
I never know.
Feel me? Fuck yeah, I know you do.
Mayo, hope you have a wonderful day full of amazing views.
Repeat myself much? I'm fine. Yeah, even I don't believe it.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Does anyone really even care about that anymore?
Elena,
Thank you. I always hear you. You are the mouse that roars.
Please don't give up on me and please keep thinking of me. If you keep saying it, I might just believe it.
Love,
S
it´s been ages since I was here....
first the moving, I hate moving but well, I´m happy to be in the new apartment now... and then I had a flu ^^
thanks for your new post mayo, I love your sense of humour, always wanted to know more about that part of your private life *laugh*
but well no cryptic, no poem I should be happy right? ;)
ok I´m at work, so I just stoped by to say hello, probably you all already forgot that I´m exist ;)
have a nice thursday!
*runs and hugs pixie till she cant move*
good morning everyone
pixie, it is amazing to see you here. you just gave me a good start to my tuesday.
i wanted to pop in and say good morning to you all.
have lovely days and remember to smile
xx
Elena said,
I've been very, very good today
*choking sound*
*notes Elena's stickerless literary fingers crossed behind her back, and her slipped halo*
*presses another R18 sticker across fingers*
^_~
Heellooooo!
Quiet today isn't it?
socky said,
And we asked Mayo to get NAKIE in the blog and he did!
YESSSSSSSSS!
Look away now RW!
*high fives the girls for their creative suggestion*
*high fives Mayo for responding to the challenges*
*whispers to girls*
Now do you want to work on getting Mayo to do a flamboyant MissT-style streak through his own blog?
MissT has quite a collection of glitter, and tassels. She may be willing to share them to cover Mayo's modesty.
Who's good with a gluestick?
Magic Pie,
I hope you start feeling better soon. It seems to be nearly every northerner around here is getting ill this winter.
Fimble Star,
That is great your parents gave you the choice of returning back to England. Do you still have family there?
Both yourself and TJ are entering an exciting new world.
*hugs both*
Okay.
True story.
The local radio staion had a helicopter up in the air today trying to figure out the cause of massive traffic congestion around the city's main arterial link.
The radio announcer suddenly came on mid morning saying "Breaking news just to hand", and switched live on air, to the helicopter reporter.
I'm going OMG they never do that. What has happened?
The reporter in the sky mentions the name of a very bad intersection nearby, which has a huge supermarket and McDonalds on one side.
His breaking news?
"There are two people having sex, out in the open! in the carpark!
If you live nearby you should come down.
Oh! They just changed position!"
Yeah... the helicopter circling them may have had something to do with that, you think?
They never did find out the actual reason for the traffic problem. I don't know whether that disturbs me more, or the fact that they wanted people to come and watch o_O
MissT, SisM, CC,
Dropped by your homes earlier.
*hugs for all*
*starts to wonder if spotty teen boys have taken over the radio station O_O *
The announcer just dropped a valentines suggestion...
"If you can't be with the one you love...
rent a porno."
And further down they go.
Righto. Night all.
*waves bye*
*runs back in and hugs Pixie and FS*
*runs back out again*
*throws and over arm throw of kisses to pp*
*stands there watching as she fades away in the distance*
*all it needs now is some cheesy slow music*
Possum do not think it hasn't come to my attention you seem to be calling into question my reputation. I am a very very good girl who only reads fine literature.
sdock
I will keep saying it because it's true. Damn it. I will make you believe.
Love ya
Have a wonderful day!
I am a very very good girl who only reads fine literature.
*wonders if Elena hears the snort from very far away*
and writes...?
*loves Elena's soft pore corn, really*
MAYO!!!!
Wake the eff up.
Good morning errbody! It's Tuesday. TARTAR SAUCE!
Do I have to work today? Again, I ask WHY???????
:(
I'd rather blog all day. ^_^
Fimble, don't you dare make that dirty.
Pixie,
We'd never forget about you. EVER!
SS,
You okay? You tired yet from being crazy bizzy all the time? You say it keeps you out of trouble but I know better. You wouldn't dare do anything to get into any kind of trouble. Nope. I don't believe it for a second. I know cuz I'm the same way. I'm a good girl and I always stay out of trouble. ^_~
Have a great Tuesday errbody!
Love you all!
XOXO,
S&V20
Guten Tag Mayo, SS, Possum, Elena, Fimble, Kass, Dalai Lama (where are you?), Kass, Sdock, various anonymous folks, all who have come to roost, reside or play!
How is everyone one today? Healthy, happy and harmonious, I hope!
PIXIE!!!!!! Welcome back! It's so good to see you! Sorry to hear that you were sick :( but, I'm so glad that you're feeling better now.
*big welcome back hugs and kisses for Pixie*
Elena: as usual, wonderful job with the story!
Possum: Did you go watch the live performance or were you happy with the play by play report?
;-)
Fimble: *hugs and smooches to the beat of cheesy music*
Dalia Lama: I MISS YOU!
Friends/family: I just can't do the ANTI Valentine's thing....
I just can't. I love LOVE....
Sorry :/
Ohhh...unless I can do a lovable Anti Valentine???
*big cheesy grin*
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To ponder (or whatever, if you so choose) today:
“The whole value of solitude depends upon one's self; it may be a sanctuary or a prison, a haven of repose or a place of punishment, a heaven or a hell, as we ourselves make it”
Jon Lubbock
“Everything that slows us down and forces patience, everything that sets us back into the slow circles of nature, is a help. Gardening is an instrument of grace.”
May Sarton
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I am indecisive today, hence the two quotes.
Have a great day/evening everyone!
Hugs and love to all!
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
possum
stop that snorting it is very unbecoming.
I write only fine literature too!
Love you little pickled creature. Go to bed
*pounces on the Princess on smoothers her with kisses*
Ooops, sorry I knocked the tiara off Princess!
*blushes and dusts off tiara*
Hey Wendy and S&V
Crap, I'm late for work. Have a wonderful day guys. Talk to you all later.
Double Crap I forgot
Good Morning Mr. Mayo
Have a wonderful day. Not a sucky one.
Well you know unless you want one.
I've been catching up on the comments.
Fimble: YIPPIE for you possibly moving back home to the UK. I know how home sick you've been. I'll be hoping it all works out for you!
SIM, MissT, Martha, Sdock: I hope you are all feeling a little bit better today. You are all wonderful women who I love, admire and respect!
Bikey: Welcome back! We were worried about you.
ERGO: More rain? OH NO! I'm sending you the FEMA "blue prints" for rebuilding New Orleans. I think you may need them as much as we do :
FEMA Guidelines for rebuilding in New Orleans
I bid you all farewell, for now!
Hugs and Love to all!
Ooops, one more thing,
For TJ: I'm a True Believer (in you) I have no doubt that you will find 'the road you're meant to take' soon! Hang in there!
True Believer
*hopes youtube doesn't kill your old man computer*
Mayo: thanks for letting me hang around your place to talk to myself!
;-)
Psssst! Mayo? Are you here?
Jeez, this place is sooooo quiet.
Bye Wendy! You pounce on me again and knock my tiara off and well, you'll see. ^_~
WHERE IS EVERYONE???? BIZZY?
:(
I should be, too. I don't wanna!
I wish I had brought my cookies to work with me. They are sooo pretty. I'm proud of myself.
SS? You here? You wanna cookie? I'll bring you some tomorrow. You can have lots and lots.
Ok, well.....I'll be lurking.
Just a little bit of info ladies:
4pm EST TODAY!!
Fuse are ( allegedly ) re-running the Bert and Gerard Taste of Chaos interview.
How. Very. Curious.
Do they know something we don't know.
Or Mayo, were you trying to tell us something with the ' you're back ' part of your post?
And yes, the timing would be important, wouldn't it.
Hmmm.
* taps chin with finger *
Hello, beauties!
How are we all today? Unfortunately, I need to get to bed. I am so very tired.
But first, a warning. I am about to post a stupidly long letter to our host. Something that's been kind irksome to me the past few days. Can't sleep till I post this damn thing, kinda compulsion. I hope all of you have a splendid day!
Dear pseudo-Gerard -
Or should I call you pseudo-Mikey? Pseudo-Ray? Pseudo-Frank? Pseudo-Bob? Anything but your real name, right? Anything to help you lose yourself amongst this sea of (mostly) women.
But this not is not penned so as to criticize you, no. I actually wish to ask you a personal question. I have now revealed to you the most embarrassing secret I have. I was not expecting anything or else I wouldn't have made it public, to be honest.
I have written to you a few times and it occurred to me today, a little ding of light. I know you rarely respond to anything any of us writes, yet I am still compelled to write you. And I must ask - why? Why do you think I continue to write to you? Why do I invest time and thought to someone I know will never reciprocate the favor?
In "real" life, I've gotten over that. Stopped wasting my time on those who wouldn't give back, no matter how much it hurt to cut off contact or how deeply I loved them. Learned how to say goodbye.
Obviously, the vast majority of time spent here is laughing and playing with those beauties who lounge about. But then there are times like now when I write to You, who in a way is the least generous of us all.
I could vow never to address you again. Or only to talk to everyone on the porch. But I'm now old enough to know such ultimatums are folly, for the mood to tell you something may spring again at any moment. And my self control is mercurial at best.
Why do you think I write to you, nameless one?
Love love love,
Katherine
P.S. Eventually this will grow tiresome for you. What then, what then.
P.P.S. I'm sure this was horribly obvious to everyone else from the very beginning, but has anyone brought up to you the obvious fact that you were the one that planted the URL for this blog at Loveman's in the first place? Sept. 3, 5:02 PM. I wonder if you had any idea at the time what kind of a place this would become, or how long you would actually keep the act going.
Pretty slow here today.
Anyone here?
The reporter in the sky mentions the name of a very bad intersection nearby, which has a huge supermarket and McDonalds on one side.
His breaking news?
"There are two people having sex, out in the open! in the carpark!
If you live nearby you should come down.
Oh! They just changed position!"
Yeah... the helicopter circling them may have had something to do with that, you think?
They never did find out the actual reason for the traffic problem. I don't know whether that disturbs me more, or the fact that they wanted people to come and watch
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This just gave me my first real laugh of the day. Funny, yet disturbing. Ha ha! Is that pixie I see in the distance? Where have you been young lady?!
Hey to anyone who is here. Yes, it is a tad bit early for me to be here, but I am going to be leaving in a bit, so I decided to drop by.
BC
Isn't there anyone here? Even an anon would be nice.
Hey BC
Mayonaise, I will take this as a yes to my question. Although, not so forbidden, but still fruity.
hiya, how´s everyone? *hugs*
someone here?
wendy, you wrote german yay ;)
bc I´m still alive ;) I was just movning, working overtime, being sick etc.... so I was busy and just exhausted ^^
well no one here, huh? I´m not really in the mood to talk to myself now ^^
Sharpie, where have you been my love?
Are you still dried up? Hello Pixie! Aw you were sick again? How are you feeling? How's it like moving to your new apartment? Do you like it?
BC
An anon you asked for, and an anon you'll get. Who wants to get picked on? Raise your hand.
Me!! I get picked on almost every day, but I never cower you know. Today, I went to "Love man's" blog and I managed to read one of her old blogs concerning Mikey's contract. I was having a laugh out of it. >:)
hi there bc :) jep I was sick again, but half of our kids were/are sick and nearly all my workmates, so I had no chance at all...
oh I love the new place! my flatmate ir really cool and easygoing, we come along really good :)
how are you sweetie?
P.S. Yes, I'm bored. Unfortunately.
Are you feeling better now my dear pixie? I hope so. If not, get well soon, and please take care of yourself.
I'm happy to hear that you like your apartment and new roommate.
At least they won't get on your nerves like the last one did.
I´m much better now bc, I slept a lot during the weekend....
jep will be a funny time till end of june :)
That's good pixie. Glad to hear it. Sharpie, where are you?!
Pixie, have you posted any more pictures of Finland in your blog? I would like to see some.
BC, I think it's time that we have another conversation with ourself. There is barely no one here, and we don't know where the fuck that anonymous vanished to.
So, how about it?
I concur BC. So, how are you today?
I am doing wonderfully fucktastic BC. Thank you for asking. Although the constant amount of snow outside is giving me a slight headache in the temporal lobe.
How are you?
I´m still here bc, but I´m drawing, it´s friendshipday in finland on thursday and of course I´m to late, but one of my friends needs some cheer up so... :)
nope no new photos, I only have old ones that I could post. I have a new blog so there are no photos at all at the mo....
BC, I feel the same, but possibly just a bit high-strung. Mayo's house tends to bring that trait out of me, and it is happening quite more frequently than most. I cannot understand why. Hmm.
I hate Tuesdays. How about you?
send some snow to me bc, we still have NO snow at all, it scares me... we were wondering this morning when we saw the sun the last time ^^ it´s grey and raining most of the time ^^
Pixie, you have a new blog? Sweet. I am going to leave you a comment as soon as I am finished talking to myself. Hang in there.
BC, I hate Tuesdays, but I like Fridays. I'm sure everyone does.
Exodus said...
Mayo, I wish I was the sheets ^_^
SLUT.
Pixie, you still have no snow?! I hate LOTS of snow! It's been snowing so much here for the last few weeks. I shall ship some to you ala UPS or FedEx or something.
I have lots more snow if anyone wants any.
BC, have you ever seen the movie It? I personally thought that the movie sucked, and I loathe that stupid clown so much. He was quite annoying.
My beloved anon, you can't take a simple remark of joking, can you?
Did I just say I hate lots of snow? Damn. Another grammar error. I meant to say, I have lots of snow, not hate. I hate it when I do that!
Anon, where have you been? I've been waiting for twenty minutes for you to begin ratting on me.
well bc, jep no snow, the finns get crazy ^^ I love snow ;)
hehe thanks bc I love comments ;)
maybe when I have time, I´ll open a new blog just for the finland-pictures...
Exodus said...
Mayo, I wish I was the sheets ^_^
That is very disgusting, joke or not.
Then my dear pixie, I shall send you some snow on the way. I believe Ergo wants some as well. It's been snowing too much and I think many residents are getting fed up with it, although I don't mind throwing some of it at someone's face >:)
*BC is contemplating on making another remark to further angry the anon*
Pixie, a new blog for pictures? Excellent. When you get the chance to post it, please let me know and I will leave lots of comments for you.
ok bc then I´ll do a new blog in the next days, just for you?
Don't be so silly little anon. If you think that is bad, sometimes we also talk about boobs and porn and notice the emphasis on 'we'
Almost all of us are well over the age of 21 after all. You're lucky you're not here most of the time to see the conversations going.
It's not disgusting so much as floozy-rific.
Exodus said...
Mayo, I wish I was the sheets ^_^
Excellent pixie! Thank you! I would like that very much.
I do not appreciate that kind of humor, Exodus.
sorry bc, I didn´t want to let it sound like a question ^^ no idea, why I made a question mark...
well I would say, nice try anon... ^^
Impostor Mayonaise, nice try. Anon, I cannot believe I am going to say this, but I like you already.
If the comment makes you uncomfortable, then I will be glad to delete it, it's not problem. Thank you for addressing your concern.
That's okay Pixie. No biggies.
I meant to say no, not not. Grammar errors are such a bitch.
Want to be twisted around me, Exodus? Sweaty and all?
BC, I never got to answer your question about the It movie. What do I think? I think the movie also sucks. Period. I do have the urge to punch Pennywise right in the face though.
I like to pretend it's James Blunt. His voice is very annoying, and he reminds me of a duck.
james blunt is just boring or? ^^
No thanks impostor Mayonaise. Nice try though.
Pixie, I guess so, but his singing is just annoying. And his face reminds me of a duck. I want to kick him. LOL.
Let's roleplay, Exodus!
"Mayonaise" I don't think so.
But I love you, BC. I always put clues in my blogs about you, my little 100 thread count cotton sheet of love.
reminds you of a duck? *lol*
I think all his songs sound the same ^^
"Mayonaise" you know what? You just made me laugh for the third time today. Pure hilarity.
Pixie, you just made me laugh for the fourth time. Thank you! I guess he probably does sound the same on all of his songs lol.
"Mayonaise" are you aware that I am not a 100 thread count, but merely a woman?
Anon, she might actually believe you to be real, maybe you should stop. We dont need more of her delusional shit.
Anon, no, I know it's a fake. There is no orange "B" next to the user name.
Pixie, are you still drawing?
I know you're merely a woman, but maybe you could be MY woman? O Sheety Sheet of LOVE.
good that I made you laugh sweetie ;)
jep he always sounds the same and he´s always I don´t know.... I don´t like his songs...
jep still drawing *lol*
"Mayonaise" you are simply making me laugh. You want me to be your Sheety Sheet of love?
Do some of you anons really believe that I am stupid enough to believe that "Mayonaise" is the actual thing?
Give me some credit here. Most people I know almost always underestimate my actual intelligence.
People always make that mistake.
Thanks pixie. Every time I hear that "beautiful" song, I want to punch him >:)
Fimble, that's not him. The ID numbers are different.
By the way, hello there. how are you?
Give me some credit here. Most people I know almost always underestimate my actual intelligence.
Do they underestimate or are they just astute?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
BC is my sweaty sheet.
Maybe my top drawer too.
hey bc, i know. silly old me. hello i was doing me work and lurking. i have a quiz for tonight which is a pain.
hey pixie. looking lovely today. how are both you and bc.
"Mayonaise" I think it is a bit of both. It can be quite frustrating sometimes.
Sweet poem by the way, but my fat ass can't fit on your top drawer.
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