A few weeks ago I was talking to a friend of mine who told me that he was feeling pressured to modify is behavior. In particular, his use of profanity was called into question. He went on to tell me that his superiors consider particular words and phrases to be offensive.
So, he was asked, and then ordered, to suppress his usage of the following words: fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt, prick, bastard, jackass, asshole, shit, damn, fuck-head, and ass-fuck, and phrases such as: shut the fuck up fuck-wit, fuck you, motherfucking ass licking jerk off, ass wipe fuck puppet, shit for brains, no good motherfucking son-of-a-bitch cocksucker.
He tried to plead his case to his superiors. My friend expressed his concern to them that without such words and phrases his intentions would be misinterpreted. He explained that he would be hard pressed to find alternative ways to express himself. The integrity of his emotions and his true feelings could not be completely or properly expressed without such words and phrases.
He refused restraint.
His superiors told him “Tough shit.” And that is why he called me. So I gave him this piece of advice, I told him “Why the fuck do you care what they fucking think? If they find what you say to be offensive tell them to fucking ignore you.”
My friend quietly contemplated my advice and then said “Fuck yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do.”
He has since lost his job, but he sure is a happy little motherfucker!
p.s. I agree repetition may be in order.
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Hello Elena. Some old same old. Just keep doing what you have been doing for your headaches. and the being sleepy all the time. Is your work schedule and lack of sleep finally catch up with you. Well at least that bitch insomnia is gone.
Ohhh! look! I'm at the top! woot woot!
Stranger, do not tempt fortune! The riddles are three, death is one!
Fuck yeah give me a bloody mary. And hello 6
Elena said...
Wendy I'm pretty good. The kids - not so good.
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Oh no! Is it this nasty bronchitus that's going around right now. I KNEW I was going to get it too......
Don't forgot to take care of yourself too, Elena. Mom's usually neglect themselves while taking care of everyone else.....
I has incredible illness.
Yaaacckkk...
-A
Anon at 11:42 are you CALAF?
Well you told me one time that you'd be somebody
That you weren't workin' just to survive
But you're workin' so hard
That you don't even know you're alive
Workin' so hard to be somebody special
Not working just to survive
Well you're special to me babe
But what I don't see babe is
Where you go once you arrive
Hello Amy
Amyranth!! Poor thing!
WOO-HOO (and HELL YEAH) Cupcake's on top!!!! :D
*passes a full strength Bloody Mary to Martha*
Where did BC go? *looks around for BC*
Hi MJ. Are you feeling any better? Hi Amy. What's wrong? Are you feeling sick?
Haloo MJ and Cuppy.
I had headache all day, now sniffles and yuck.
Not happy. :P
-A
Wendy I can't remember the last time I took care of myself! That's not what's wrong with the kids though. I'll talk to you later about it.
Bye Bert...I totally agree with you.
Martha I really hope you feel better soon.
Wendddyyyy!!! I'm right here :D
Amy!!!! Sorry to hear you has incredible illness :(
*big smooch for you*
We can share our germs! ;-)
How much wood could a wookchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
My sympathies Amy, being sick is so incredibly depressing. Keep your fluids up hun!
Anon616, we can spread illness, yes?
Cup, I try, but so far the only thing I wanna drink is cough syrup.
Dristan is also strange. I spend an hour running around like crazy, then I pass out.
-A
WTF anyway said...
How much wood could a wookchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If only I knew...
Martha: Do you get sick often?
Has your doctor tested you for EBV?
YIKES, sorry for the question overload!
Aww Amy!
What is a wookchuck anyway?
-A
MJ, Amy, get well soon guys.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
Damn it's the Mayo virus. it affects computers and people.
BC, i'll try.
MJ, do you have a cold too?
-A
Ice which gives you fire
and which your fire
freezes still more!
Lily?white and dark,
if it allows you your freedom
it makes you a slave;
if it accepts you as a slave
it makes you a King!
Hurry, stranger, you turn pale from fear!
You know you are lost!
Yes... what exactly IS a woodchuck?
Alas poor heart, if you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for yours, for I will never love that which my friend hates.
Your Grace is too costly to wear everyday. But I beseech your Grace to pardon me, for I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.
The Mayo Virus appears to affect computer anons too.
Is this Quote a Random Smart Sounding Guy night?
-A
Amyranth said...
What is a wookchuck anyway?
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Ooops, we were asked about a WOOKchuck, I see......
Well, in that case, I suppose:
A WOOKchuck wouck chuck as much WOOK as he couck if a WOOKchuck couck chuck wook!
:P
Possibly Amy...
The Mayo virus seems to be affecting more people than computers O_o
Martha Jones said...
Damn it's the Mayo virus. it affects computers and people.
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I wonder if there's a vaccine for it????
I hope it's not deadly!!!!
I think they're like squirrels..
Is this Quote a Random Smart Sounding Guy night?
-A
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That MUST be it Amy!
Ya'll mind if I quote POE again???
I really do LOVE him!
Anon616, you sound like you just got your tongue pierced.
BC, maybe it's transmitted via email? I don't know much about this stuff.
-A
Amyranth said...
Anon616, you sound like you just got your tongue pierced.
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Tongue pierced? OUCH!!!
LOL, but that's exactly what it sounds like, ain't it?
:))
Amy, yeah probably
To answer any and 6's question I have no idea. right now I think it might be stress.
BC given my current ailments I'm alright.
Oh no.....it's very quiet in here now.
I hope this new (or not) virus didn't get you ladies???
Maybe we should have an attendance/role call?
Huge important question!!
Has anyone heard 'A walk in the black forest'?
It was on the goodies... it's an instrumental piece from the 70's I think... It's on you tube.... it's so good.... so... cheery and mad all at once.
Ok that wasn't important, but whoever has heard that and likes it is my soul mate. XD
Just in and out guys, doing some searching.
-A
Beatrice, stop shouting. It's unseemly.
Martha Jones said...
To answer any and 6's question I have no idea. right now I think it might be stress.
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Stress CAN be a real $itch, Martha
:/
You said the insomnia was gone. But, How much sleep have you been getting?
Can't you feel the vibes in your own house, man? Bad, sport, real bad. The karma in here is so thick, you need an aqualung to breathe.
AW mj, get well soon.
Wendy, I'm still here.
Wendy why are you doing a roll call?
Did we leave someone back at the rest stop?
Where the hell are all of these anons coming from?
They'll want more. They want much more. More than you could ever give.
So let me guess...
Swan is gonna say something next.
Dum dum dee dum dum dum, da da da dee dee dee dee.....
that's the first part of it..
I'm just babbling insanely to myself aren't I?
I'll give them whatever they want.
I'll give you anything. Just give me that crowd again.
cupcake said...
Huge important question!!
Has anyone heard 'A walk in the black forest'?
It was on the goodies... it's an instrumental piece from the 70's I think... It's on you tube.... it's so good.... so... cheery and mad all at once.
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I haven't heard it Cupcake; but I shall go listen now.
Sounds like something I would enjoy! Thanks!
Okay, I have some work to do (after I listen/watch CC's video).
All play and no work makes a very non productive ME!
I'll see you ladies later. Have fun and BEWARE of virus(es). They can spread like wildfire!
Goodnight, Martha, Cupcake, BC, Amy, Elena, unseemly anonymous...
Sweet dreams to one and all!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Amyranth said...
Just in and out guys, doing some searching.
UH what kind of searching Amy?
In and out!!!!!
Or maybe it's dee dee dee dum...
And yes... what is with the anons.. so many!
How about some crickets?
Goodnight Wendy. See you later!
Quoting is for pretentious people with a good memory,
BC
I got chocolate covered crickets for Christmas!
LOL Elena!
The best kind of searching. I dropped a cookie somewhere and by God'S WILL, I'll find it before anyone else does.
-A
Winslow...
Spamming is for bored people with a low IQ.
-Amyranth
Night Wendy
See you in the funny papers.
I think I'm going to head off to bed Ladies and Mayo's.
Another night, still no cookies. I think the cold meds are making me delirious.
-A
Ink isn't worth anything to me, Winslow
Good night Wendy! *waves*
No, it is dum dee dee dee dee..... I think...
Night Amy
Dream of cookies
If you help me, I know I can sing it better than anyone else!
Aww goodnight Amy!
We are dropping like flies!
My music is for Phoenix. Only she can sing it. Anyone else who tries, dies
Sometimes, pushy people push their way right through the end zone and into the parking lot of the football stadium
I hope you know who, has a wonderful night quoting back and forth to herself after she has driven everyone away - how annoying.
Goodnight Amy and 6. Remind me of your question and I will answer it.
I'm gonna go, this place is a little much for me today!
I love you guys though!
*hugs*
Take care everyone.
xoxo cupcake
Martha
Did the doctor give you anything for your headache?
Night cupcake
Take care of yourself
All my dreams are lost and I can't sleep
And sleep alone could ease my mind
All my tears have dried and I can't weep
Old emotions may they rest in peace and dream, dream a bunch of friends
Rest in peace, and dream, dream it never ends
I'm gonna have to go see if I still have my copy of Phantom of the Paradise. I haven't seen it in years.
Goodnight Cupcake. Elena no he didn't. He said to just keep doing what I had been doing. As long as they go away. Problem is they come back.
Swan, this was scored for a chick. I'm not doing it in drag
Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.
Martha
That sucks. I know how bad headaches can be. Sometimes I get them and can't think straight.
BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF! BEEF!
An asassination live on television coast to coast - that's entertainment.
It's all here. Read it carefully, then sign at the bottom in blood. Messy, I know, but it's the only way to bind. Tradition.
I get the feeling they don't believe me. At the Dr or at work. oh well.
Martha
That is what's really bad about things like headaches. People tend not to believe things they can't see.
Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Goodnight and sweet dreams Cupcake.
We are dropping like flies!
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I think that's the main purpose of the anons. They/he/she are trying to drive us away from here.
I got chocolate covered crickets for Christmas!
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What?! Elena, have you tried eating one? O_o
Thank you Elena anyone have anything they want o talk about. I've been asleep on and off most of the day. So I'm not sleepy
I think we all know who the pretentious quoting anon(s) are. The same one who can't take a hint that she is boring the hell out of everyone.
MJ, let's see...Are we going to see any new gothic chapters tonight? It's better to distract oneself with that than with all of this bullshit spam going on.
Anon, the spam is annoying. You don't think it could be that crazy V chick from buzznet?
I just wanted to sing.
I don't really care about the poems. I just don't know how to respond back to them.
I mean it's not like an anon repeating the same thing all over again. For days.
bleeding chaos, no the quoting anon(s) is one of the family here. She never seems to get the hint that she has gone too far with something. Like many of her games, it starts out cool and all and then she drags it on and on and on and on, until people either leave or bitch about it then she whines that she gets picked on.
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SING 'FAUST'!
I did eat one of them BC
Not to bad but crunchy
martha jones, I agree that it is not as annoying as the repeating anon, but it's still annoying after a while.
Oh BC
I'm really waiting for a gothic chapter too. I want to see what TJ comes up with.
*dies*
MJ, ain't that the truth. Anon, it wasn't bad at first, but it's annoying now. Whoever is posting spam is crying for attention.
If something gets that annoying I just stop reading. But that's just me. You could always fight back with your own silly poems. Or dirty jokes.
Elena, me too. I really enjoyed the twist in your last chapter. It was well put.
Poor Winslow
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks.
"You gave me the wrong key!"
How much more life can be drained!
Oh, but wait, penetrate the soft nubile skin of her neck, until you see her red vital fluid ooze out.
Then, slowly partake until her life force has been spent, and courses through your veins.
She will be trapped in you forever!
Thanks BC
that plot twist came to me as I was writing. It kinda surprised me too!
I still have to go back and read the I may start tomorrow
Good one Martha
Lost Souls - I like that!
Are we all over 18? Good.
A colleague approached this man at lunch that invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, and that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.
The colleague suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself.
Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom.
When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.
"How did you get in here?" he asked.
"Shhh!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"
Anon now you have something else to read. I don't know if I should post the others.
Good one martha jones. I got a joke,
A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, "Its chicken wire and I'm going to catch some chickens." His neighbor says, "You fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire." Later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 chickens. The next day he sees him walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again he asks what the guy is up to. The guy says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks. He replies, "You fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Sure enough later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him. The next day, he sees the guy walking with something else under his arm. He asks what it is. The guy replies, "Its pussy willow." He says, "Hold on, let me get my hat."
Go for it Martha. I liked the last one!
See this is much more fun and the other can still post poems if they want to.
So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much.
The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.
Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers.
The doctor asks 'why, is your dick in that much pain?'
'no', says the guy, 'it's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!'
By the way anon Hahaha. Loved it.
This is much more fun, lol.
A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives.
The doctor examines the boys and tells the woman that they are healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements. She goes home and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she goes to the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings (BB's) and mixes them into their food.
Several days later the youngest son comes to her and tells her that he is pissing BB's. She tells him that it is normal because she had put them in his food. Later the middle son comes to her and says that he is crapping BB's. Again, she says that it is ok.
That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says "Ma, you won't believe what happened". She says "I know, you're passing BB's". "No", he says. "I was out behind the barn jacking off and I shot the dog".
Anon, good one!
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants.
He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients.
Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.''
She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine.
So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''.
The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?''
''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?''
He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''
Martha and ANON you two are funny.
Wish I could stay but I have to go do laundry. I'll pop in later to see if there are any more jokes.
Keep the funny going!
A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"
WARNING
Alright this one is dirty so young ones and easily offended people look away.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation centre.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I`m here to donate some blood. They`re going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that`s interesting. I`m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation centre.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
martha, i like that one xD
Take care Elena. MJ, anon, lmao!
An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.
MJ, lol ew!
Anon I really liked your.
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him.
"It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.
Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?"
"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"
lol martha xD
A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye. He sits down on a bench, and begins throwing peanuts to the seagulls. Two curious young children shyly sit down next to him and ask the pirate how he came to have a wooden leg.
The pirate replies, "Well, I was standing on the deck of me ship one day, and a wave washed me overboard. Then, a hungry shark attacked me and bit me leg off." The little boy then asks, "How did you lose your hand?"
"Many years ago, I was fighting the Navy, and one of them boys cut me hand off. Me doc couldn't find a hand, so he gave me this hook." Next, the little girl asks, "How did you lose your eye?"
"Well, I was standing watch up in the crow's nest, and just as I looked up, a lousy seagull flew over and did his business right in me eye." The children, now thoroughly confused, ask, "How did that cause you to lose your eye?"
The pirate explains, "Well, it was me first day with the hook."
Later Elena
This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The blond says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb"
Benji from good Charlotte is dating Paris Hilton. WTF
So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies"
"Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"
"Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.
The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"
"Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey.
"That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"
With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.
"That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"
"Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a wanker..."
Where is everyone?
Oh well it was fun while it lasted. Anon the last joke you did was a good one
I'm still here MJ, just tweaking my blog a bit.
Well hello again BC.
Lewis I got your message I tried to email you but it didn't work. So email me it's on my profile
Hi again MJ ^_^
Besides your blog what else are you doing?
lurking and trying to find a song to add to my blog. How about you?
Watching tv and lurking the internet. And laughing about he mcrmy thing.
It's funny isn't it? That's one of the reasons why I go to VV's blog sometimes. For the sheer entertainment >:)
When I read that I laughed so hard that I almost throw up.
That is taking things to a whole new level. Don't like a persons point of view come up with a counter point of view. Not calling people names and pointing fingers at people.
Exactly. It's ridiculous. What makes it funny though is that they remind me of little squeaky mouses trying to go up against a big cat, only they have their heads cut off trying to figure out their next move of attack.
They bitch about VV make the thread. But they are the ones who keep it alive and give it power.
They call her crazy. They are plotting against people.
Exactly. That's what makes it funny though, because no matter how hard they try to hate her, they come to her blogs anyways. Ha!
I think we all know who the pretentious quoting anon(s) are. The same one who can't take a hint that she is boring the hell out of everyone.
February 27, 2008 1:04 AM
anon, why are you afraid to name Kapu? She talks to herself, it's pathetic and annoys everyone but she repeats it because she knows it does
Next they will show up here. You're just jealous.
MJ, exactly. Ha ha.
Sorry I disappeared for bit I had to deal with a phone call. Those were great joke martha.
Benji from good Charlotte is dating Paris Hilton. WTF
Well, isn't his brother the one who knocked up her friend Nicole. Ewww.
And those BN MCRmy Attack! kids, make me laugh so hard, even though their standard lines are wearing thin by now.
Anon, I agree with you. Those "MCRmy" kids are hilarious. One of them came on here earlier tonight, saying that Voluptiousity was going to come after us.
I think that was the funniest comment of the night.
Yeah, and they'll tell us how jealous we are that he and his wife are leaving 'marks of love' all over each other, lol.
bc, I saw that, that was definitely the funniest post of the night hands down.
Anon, I absolutely agree. That comment was way too funny. That jealousy thing; I believe that have already accused us of that at least...let me see....how many times now?
Hi Mayo
I’ve been sitting here for the last few hours and all that time in the back of my mind I was thinking about your goodnight. There is so much I want to say but it’s too much. It’s like the words are all tangled together with no hope of being freed. Kinda like that big box of Christmas lights that you take down and instead of taking the time to wind them into a neat coil you toss them in the box and think “well I don’t have to worry about those for another year.” Yeah, I just compared my thoughts to strings of old Christmas lights. I could totally burn myself right now and make a crack about some of the bulbs being burned out so the strings aren’t too bright but I won’t. Feel free anyone lurking. I don’t mind.
So I think I’ll just leave those tangled thoughts in the box. I know what I want to say but not tonight. I’m not in the mood to untangle. Hell I’m not really in the mood to do anything. You ever get like that? You look around and there’s all this shit just waiting to be done and you think nope not gonna do it. I’m just not feeling it tonight. I’m just not feeling anything. No happiness, no sadness, just a shit load of nothing. Weird thing is I’m not really sure why I feel this way well I do know really but I don’t care to deal with it. Is it just me or was that one hell of an awkward sentence? Pretty sure there was a whole lot wrong with it. So yeah I know but am I gonna fix it? Nope, don’t care.
Actually it’s so bad tonight that I would usually say I feel so sad that I feel this way. I don’t even care that I feel this way. Shit, that must be bad isn’t it? Yeah, well probably. Honestly don’t know, don’t care. Fuck, what a crappy attitude. I’m snickering I just read that line back and shrugged my shoulders. The not caringness wins again. So to clarify I do know that “Caringness” isn’t a word but I like it. I think everyone at some point in their lifetime should get to create a new word. Think on it. Come up with a word you like and I shall embrace it into my vocabulary. You’re gonna get back to me on that, right?
Okay then. If you just read this comment I apologize for wasting whatever amount of time you just lost. You’re not gonna ever get that time back. But hey you did learn a new word.
Night Mayo.
Elena (looking into the box of lights and muttering “fuck”)
That's their main argument, that we are jealous. Oh and we can't forget that the two of them are always fucking while leaving those marks of love on each other. And we also can't forget that we are all just fat, old, pathetic cows, lol. Man, they need some new lines, for sure.
mayo,
today, whenever i happened to think about what i wrote to you last night, i felt so dumb. sometimes i wish i hadn't promised you to always speak from my true self, because i think it deactivated my ability to be prudent. in real life, i don't walk up to strangers and tell them all about my inner workings, you know.
aren't you the lucky one.
i'll try to do better at staying in the lines in the future.
i also wondered today if you're still feeling completed by convention, mayo? is that still good for you? it's not really my business, but i hope so, i truly do.
thank you for reading these rambles of mine, because i believe you do. sorry they're so erratic.
wishing you a good night from me, and lovely day. be bright and blessed, mayo.
elena, I know you wrote that for mayo, but I totally get where you are coming from. I've been feeling like that for the past few days, you put it into words so perfectly. And by the way, I loved the latest chapter of the mayo gothic. You and toujours are doing an awesome job. Goodnight to you, and I hope you find your caringness again.
Goodnight and sweet dreams Elena, squeak squeak.
Anonymous, I guess that's what happens when you run out of ideas of concepts to use against us, instead of us being fat cows or what not.
I am really looking forward to a post that will say "MCmy member....Attack!!!!!"
That would make my day.
That attack post is coming. I find those the funniest, because they are so serious and it's like they think we are all scared that they will take us down when in reality we are laughing at the sheer silliness of their 'attack.'
I mean, what are they going to do text speak us to death?
Lmao. I think that's gonna be their plan. Text speak us to death, and if that does not succeed, text speak some more. Wow, that just made me laugh.
If the "attack" ever comes, you can bet that I'll be sitting in my chair slapping my knees and giggling my butt off.
Hey guys - MJ and BC,
I was lurking and wondered what the W post was? Are the Mcrmy kids upset about this blog? WTF?
I had to come ask because it makes no sense at all...?
again confused anon formerly and presently
We Hate Text Speak
bc, I'll be giggling right along with you.
Despite having a good time right now, I must sign off for the night. I have a presale at 10am tomorrow that I must wake up to, despite the grumpiness.
Goodnight and sweet dreams to you anon. It was fun discussing about the "MCrmy" ha ha. Take care.
Goodnight and sweet dreams my little squeezy jar of Mayonaise. Goodnight SS, Family, lurkers, etc.
Hi miranth
Verita's blog
It has the MCArmy!!111eleventy! kids in quite an uproar, well once again anyway.
Good night bc, nice talking with you.
Good evening Miranth. How are you? VV is short for Verita Venom, who's one of our blog friends. Let's just say that her blog pisses off those annoying buzznet kids.
And her latest post is making the "MCRmy kids" angry. As usual, but most of us find it hilarious.
Ha ha, you and me both anon. When that 'attack' arrives in full force, I'll be grabbing my bowl of popcorn and enjoy the giggles.
Anon, can I have your name in case we talk again soon?
Sure, bc, my name is Lynn, nice to meet ya. =]
Alright guys, I wish you both a good night. Sweet dreams. Anon, hope to see you here again soon. Take care.
Good night, bc.
Hi Lynn, nice to meet you ^_^
Sweet dreams!
Good night lynn :)
I think I'm going to head off too. Good night everyone.
Well I guess you are all of to bed.
Goodnight guys sorry I dis appear Family things came up
I guess everyone went to sleep :(
Morning Mayonaise!
The sun is shining, the phone's not ringing and I'm bizarrely cheerful today - Woo, and indeed, Hoo!!
I wish similar upon you all.
Kass xx
Good night/morning whichever it is wherever you are; Mayo, SS, Miranth, BC, Ergo, Elena, TJ, AnonLynn, Kass, Possum, FASC, Watchers, lurkers, bright stars, shining paradox(es) and flickering flames of blog believe!
I hope you all had a restful night or a happy start to your day!
Elena: that bright star up there was for you! Old string of lights? I think NOT! You are more like the Star shining brightly on top the tree!
Kass: I always enjoy reading your posts; but, yesterday morning your rocked so hard - you ruled!! LOL
"Therefore, my first post totally contradicts itself creating a shiny new paradox"
*Yep, up there, shining paradox -- for you* ;-)
Miranth: Sorry I missed you this a.m. I shall try to 'catch' you tomorrow! *hopes Miranth doesn't mind being caught*
Okay, grab the tissues. I have another little (and true) story for you all this morning:
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You Are My Life
Viraj Bhandare
There was a boy in India who was sent by his parents to a boarding school. Before being sent away this boy was the brightest student in his class. He was at the top in every competition. He was a champion.
But the boy changed after leaving home and attending the boarding school. His grades started dropping. He hated being in a group. He was lonely all the time. And there were especially dark times when he felt like committing suicide. All of this because he felt worthless and that no one loved him.
His parents started worrying about the boy. But even they did not know what was wrong with him. So his dad decided to travel to the boarding school and talk with him.
They sat on the bank of the lake near the school. The father started asking him casual questions about his classes, teachers and sports. After some time his dad said, 'Do you know son, why I am here today?"
The boy answered back, "to check my grades?"
"No, no" his dad replied, "I am here to tell you that you are the most important person for me. I want to see you happy. I don't care about grades. I care about you. I care about your happiness. YOU ARE MY LIFE."
These words caused the boy's eyes to fill with tears. He hugged his dad. They didn't say anything to each other for a long time.
Now the boy had everything he wanted. He knew there was someone on this earth who cared for him deeply. He meant the world to someone. And today this young man is in college at the top of his class and no one has ever seen him sad!
Thanks a lot dad. YOU ARE MY LIFE.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." - Leo Buscaglia
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I hope you all have a day with with bright smiles, loving words and a tender touch (or two or three.....)!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Ohh...I also hope you all have a day filled with "caringness"!
*Credit to Elena for the brand new word*
:D
morning mayo how's life treating you? i'm having a bit of a shitty day today. i dunno why i just woke up feeling jaded you know. no energy and can't be fucked to do fuck all. do you ever feel like that?? its a horrible feeling cos i have so much to do!! i dunno i'm just questioning my existence today. so is this it?? this is all i do and then what? i get old and die?? oh whoopy fucking doo! yeh one of those days!! i'll be better tomorrow.
morning SS its been so long!! hope you are ok?
morning family how's it hanging??
hi kass! the sun aint shining here!! did you feel the earthquake last night? i felt diddly squat down here in the south west.
Ooops, Martha and joke anonymous:
loved the jokes!
Thanks for the giggles and gawfaws!!!!
:))
hi wendy!
sorry i didn't see you there i took forever to hit the publish button cos the 2 yr old was hindering me!!
Hi Wendy,
I am about to go to bed for awhile, but I don't mind being caught :)
Your story about the boy is so true - it made me smile. Confidence comes from the caring support from others sometimes, so that we can build strength within.
:)
Morning FASC! *big hopes your day gets better hugs*
Well, I don't think I would want feel an Earth Quake....so, I shall say, I'm happy you didn't feel it!
;-)
I'm off to dreamland.....
I hope!
*runs back in to give Miranth a good night hug*
I'm glad you liked it Miranth!
Sometimes, it is nice to have people remind us just how special and unique we are.
To help 'recharge' the batteries of our inner strength.....
Thank you Miranth!
Let me know if you need recharging --- anytime :D
Awwwwww! I'm blushing....
And a goodnight hug to you, too and know that positive thoughts are being sent your way. :) Tell me if you need recharging too!
:D
night wendy and miranth!
the 2 yr old isn't letting me have any computer time!! i think a trip to the park is called for! god and i have to do a massive supermarket shop with him in tow!! ihateitihateitihateitihateitihateitihateit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i fucking hate supermarket shops did anyone get that!! and like i really want to spend £80 on it cos hey i can afford that!! credit card bill came!! yikes! and double yikes!! a lottery win is the only thing that will save me now!
Thank you FASC, and good luck! I don't envy you.
Goodnight Wendy!
hi Miranth fasc shopping is a necessary evil and goodnight to Wendy Elena BC MJ and TJ and hello to the anon who is Lynn
those jokes were fantastic!!!
i was reading them out to a very appreciative audience!
well still lots of rain but I've had a nice day, shopping tomorrow - but good stuff not groceries! And with any luck parents to buy stuff for me! (i never grow out of it!!)
Hope everyone is well. the earthquake was a bit of an amazing time,scary for the UK but amazing for me to have such an immediate contact with someone experiencing something on the news! And with me so far away!!
Mayo hope you had a good day
wishing faith hope purpose and love for you and yours
much love EP
xx
SS hope you're well, like to read you again soon
lotsa love
EP xx
*walks in with a pair of 'Vote Fimble' rosettes hanging off ears*
Goodnight 616
Goodmorning Miranth, FASC, Kass, Ergo, Mayo, SS, early risers, lunchtime partakers,and late to bedders.
Wow, lots of new names to read today!
Welcome to Miranth, ColourfulMonotony, Tintin Anon, MJ's Joke Anon, Anon Lynn, Summary of Blog Inhabitants Anon (9:47) and Brazil M&G Translator Anon (8:13). I do apologise if I've missed some more of you. I'll try and catch you on the next round up. Nice to read you all =)
Kass,
The Way brothers duct tape piece you wrote yesterday...super funny. You really need to tag and bag that one.
Elena,
First it was pickled pigs feet, now I read you've munched chocolate covered crickets?!?!?!?
So what snacks can TJ look forward to with you at that MCR concert?
*thinks TJ would be wise to remember the 'thank you, Elena, but I've already eaten' line*
FASC,
*waves hi at FASC having a terrible two's day*
Hi there sweetie. It looks like it is going to be a bribe day for you today.
MissT and SIM,
Glad you are both okay. That was a rather unexpected large one for you wasn't it? There's nothing quite like the ground rolling like waves beneath your feet to unsettle you.
>_>
<_<
*wonders where everyone is*
>_<
*blogflips to DM's*
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