Wednesday, January 9, 2008

I prefer it twice a day.

To a Reader
Robert Hass

I've watched memory wound you.
I felt nothing but envy.
Having slept in wet meadows,
I was not through desiring.
Imagine January and the beach,
a bleached sky, gulls. And
look seaward: what is not there
is there, isn't it, the huge
bird of the first light
arched above first waters
beyond our touching or intention
or the reasonable shore.



p.s. they are not entirely well yet...in the meantime, in others words I revel.

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anima said...

Elena, you are very talented at writing bad porn. Don't cut yourself short. ;)

anima said...

Princess, being a smartass does take a lot of talent. You can also play kickball with a mirror. Now that's something right there.

Anon616 said...

Wait, I missed some of Elena's porn? Darn it!!!!

anima said...

Hey Wendy! Elena's porn is the best.

elena said...

Thanks guys but for some reason I don't think what I do can be considered a talent.

I can just see it on my tombstone.

Here Lies Elena
Wife, Mother, Bad Porn Writer

Anon616 said...

Hi back Anima!!! I always miss the good porn :(

Anonymous said...

That's adorable. ^_^

Anon616 said...

Elena said...
Thanks guys but for some reason I don't think what I do can be considered a talent.

I can just see it on my tombstone.

Here Lies Elena
Wife, Mother, Bad Porn Writer
=======
Or, the bad porn.....

But, Elena; BAD porn does NOT you a bad WRITER ;-)

Anonymous said...

That poem still upsets me because I feel really bad for the two people in it. I'm glad for the thing that is preventing them--let's call that "reality" for the sake of brevity--but they aren't. And to be unhappy about reality just blows. To be so unhappy about it that you feel like you have to hide so deeply in someone else that you start to become them, that's just full on depressing.

And the most crushing part is that it ends. because those two people? You can just bet that one of them is eventually going to feel less "meldy" than the other, and is gonna go onto other people and "meld" with them, too. Oh, wager on it. 'Cause you know that's how it goes except in the rarest of cases.

Amirite?

(Oh, the "that's adorable" was about the picture. Too cute, and very sweet to put it up, Mayo.)

elena said...

Thanks Anima and Wendy.

Guess eveybody has some claim to fame, right?

Just not sure mine sounds good!

Oh well, whatever!

Anon616 said...

Elena said.....

Guess eveybody has some claim to fame, right?

============
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds I may incriminate myself -- in some embarrassing ways ;-)

Anonymous said...

This is why you are bitter and single.

Perhaps you can now see why you have been 'cut off'. Stop being such a shrew, be more like other people, and more people will like you and enjoy talking to you....... and answer you when you call out to them.

elena said...

Well I'm off to the mall. Hope to talk to you guys later. Hugs and kisses

Elena

Smoke said...

I can do a keg stand with a tiara.......

Is that a talent? ^_~

Anonymous said...

Makes you wonder what else Mayo has got in his little Photobucket. ^_^

This is a sweet gesture.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Mayo posted a nice drawing! When did that happen?

Anonymous said...

Frank adorableness makes my heart hurt. Hold his hand forever, I would.

Anonymous said...

Is it one of his, or one of the Mayovillianites?

Anonymous said...

Hi Elena, Anima, Princess!

Hey, anon. Yeah yeah, "disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes" etc. I'm so terrible 'cause I enjoy myself and am happy and outspoken. if it bothers you so much, suck it up*.















*Except without the "up."

Anonymous said...

I made up a new word?

Anon616 said...

Have fun at the mall Elena!!
xoxo
===========
smoke&venom20 said...
I can do a keg stand with a tiara.......

Is that a talent? ^_~
============
Sounds like it takes talent to me princess!

I can shoot a keg ON a stand - from fifty feet away - with a Purple, Gold and Green tiara on

;-)

Anon616 said...

Mya said...
I made up a new word?
========

Hi Mya!!! Can I hear this new word of yours? Puh-lease!

Anonymous said...

A sweetness you will never know. Poor girl. But it is all your own fault.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the Anon will answer my question?

Anonymous said...

Merely tolerated by most. Pitied by the rest of them.

Anonymous said...

New word at 12:56, along with my question.

Smoke said...

Makes you wonder what else Mayo has got in his little Photobucket. ^_^


Sure does. Remember that time I accidentally posted MY picture as my profile link and then I was like WHOAH!

Mayo, you ain't got me in there do ya? Am I part of DIVERSIONAL? ^_~


Hey Mya! Hey Anon616!

Anon616 said...

Mya said...
Maybe the Anon will answer my question?
=========

It's an original TouJours, Mya!

Who knew our little TJ had so much talent?

Anonymous said...

Where'd everybody go?!

anima said...

Hey K, Mya, and Yodaa!

Princes, A keg stand with a tiara?! Wow, that is talent!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Wendy!

Anonymous said...

So, what did you think of my new word?

Anon616 said...

smoke&venom20 said...

Sure does. Remember that time I accidentally posted MY picture as my profile link and then I was like WHOAH!
=========

I missed your picture Princess :(
All I saw was the "HUBBA HUBBA" comment someone made and then your album was private....

I still have not recovered from missing a picture of our princess
;-)

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm listen the the Allman Brothers a decade of hits 1969 - 1979 and enjoying every minute of it!

BTW, my Dad came home from the hospital this morning!

Anon616 said...

"Mayovillianites"

I think we need a definition Mya, so we can use the word properly in future comments :D

anima said...

Mya, I like the new word.

Smoke said...

Awwwww! I'm sorry!

I'll have to see if I can find you one.

anima said...

That's great news Mya. :)

Anonymous said...

My daughter had the CD in the computer. She has been going through my CDs and is discovering all sorts of new music! So cool!

Anonymous said...

Princess is indeed hubba hubba worthy.

Anonymous said...

I guess the truth hurts.

Anonymous said...

This is Mayoville, right? And I was just trying to come up with a term for the inhabitants and that is what came to mind, is all.

Anon616 said...

That's great news about your Dad, Mya! He must be so happy to be home and I know ya'll are happy to have him back home :)

The Allman Brothers - YEAH! I love that bluesy-rock!!!

I feel like singing now:

(Tie Me To) "The Whipping Post"

I been run down, I been lied to,
I don’t know why I let that mean woman make me a fool.
She took all my money, wrecked my new car.
Now she’s with one of my goodtime buddies,
They’re drinkin’ in some crosstown bar.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like I’m dyin’.

My friends tell me, that I’ve been such a fool,
And I have to stand by and take it baby, all for lovin’ you.
Drown myself in sorrow, and I look at what you’ve down.
But nothin’ seems to change, the bad times stay the same,
And I can’t run.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like I’m dyin’.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like I’m dyin’.

Smoke said...

Just for you, Wendy!


It's Princess S&V20

Hubba-hubba worthy? If you say so, Anon.

Anonymous said...

My daughter is also taking great pride in the Southern Rock movement of the 70's. I'll have to tell you guys what I told her last night.

Anonymous said...

Damn!

Whippin' Post is one of my all-time favorite songs!

Anonymous said...

OK, I'll give you guys a hint to where I'm from:

It is the home of the Marshall Tucker Band.

anima said...

I agree Anon....Princess is quite the looker.

Anon616 said...

Holy smokes! Our PRINCESS is most definetly HUBBA HUBBA worthy!!!!!

Thank you S&V! Big hugs and *bows*

Anonymous said...

Princess!

*wolf whistles*

Anonymous said...

No one gonna take a gander at where I'm from?

Anon616 said...

Mya said...
My daughter is also taking great pride in the Southern Rock movement of the 70's. I'll have to tell you guys what I told her last night.
========

Heck yeah Mya! Has she heard Skynyrd yet :)

Oh no, now I want to sing Sweet Home Alabama.....


Anima: Do you like Southern Rock?

Anonymous said...

Little Martha is playing right now and I'm doing a happy little chair dance!

Anon616 said...

I'm thinking Mya......

Tennessee or Alabama??

Smoke said...

Marshall Tucker Band?

Why does that sound so familiar?

Hmmmmmmm.......


Thanks guys for the whistles!!!

Anonymous said...

And how are the rest of the lovelies?

sister midnite said...

Hi guys!

At work, but leaving early (for a change) to go to the doctor's... WTF is up with dizzy spells?! (And no, I'm not pregnant. The last time that sort of pregnancy happened, there was supposedly a star somewhere in the Eastern sky. ^_~ )

It's tres cool that Mayo hung TJ's pic! Can that girl draw, or can she draw!

Elena: Your porn is GOOD porn. Not BAD porn. We've seen bad porn here, so we should know. ;)

Princess: *smooch* Looking fabulous is a talent all on its own. And being able to play kickball in a tiara, while holding a mirror? That is a skill only a chosen few will ever be able to pull off.

As the official blog perv, I think I'll refrain from discussing my talents. *evil grin* And PS? You might want to stay out of Room #27's 'tickle trunk'. Just sayin'.

Kapunua, the flu? Ick. >.<
Hope you feel better soon!

TGIFF, this week has already been too long!

anima said...

Wendy, I wouldn't say I'm not a fan, but it isn't exactly my favorite.

Anonymous said...

So, wrong, Anon616!

Anon616 said...

anima said...
Wendy, I wouldn't say I'm not a fan, but it isn't exactly my favorite.

==========

Aww shucks Anima......we need to find some Southern Rock to convert you ;-)

Hi Sis Midnite!

anima said...

Anon, assuming that I am one of the 'lovelies,' I'll have to say, I'm doing okay. Working. Tired of working.

How are you?

Anonymous said...

It's really funny how I go back and listen to stuff and find a new appreciation for what it was they were doing, much more so than how I viewed them at the time.

Anon616 said...

Marshall Tucker Band.....
hmmmm.........

I give up after the next guesses of Georgia or Florida!

anima said...

Hey Sis Midnite! We need a room just for us pervy pervs. Room #69 of course!

Anon616 said...

Hello Anonymous! Can I be one of 'the lovelies' too?

Then I can answer your question about how we're doing.....

I'm still sick; but getting better
:)

Anonymous said...

I'll have to admit that I didn't appreciate enough what Marshall Tucker was doing because... well, they were homeboys and... I don't know... They were just the guys around here, y'know? I could never look at them as "stars". Not when I watched Paul bust his ass trying to ski at the lake and having Toy asking me how my Dad was everytime I ran into him.

Smoke said...

I wuv you Sis Midnite! ^_^

Anon, I think it's safe to say we are pretty good for the most part. Some sick, some dizzy, some just mean as hell, like me. ^_~

Anon616 said...

anima said...
Hey Sis Midnite! We need a room just for us pervy pervs. Room #69 of course!
========

Ohhhhhh, now you've done it Anima.
I was going to post a link to a Black Crowes video for you; but, now you get:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T5rh969E9oA

^live entertainment in room 69^

What the heck, here's the The Black Crowes too ;-)

"Baby here I am.......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Esb1SFgd-0

Anonymous said...

S&V20, are you not at work today?

anima said...

Thank you Wendy! You are the best.

I know a lot of people who are huge Black Crow fans. I could never really get into them, not sure why.

Smoke said...

Anon, do I have to incriminate myself?

Uhhhh, no. I have the right to remain silent......

Jennicula said...

Hi guys. Just stopping by during lunch.

Anon616 said...

anima said...
Thank you Wendy! You are the best.

=======
Your welcome anima! Anytime you want to hear anyone, I'll be happy to go on a youtube hunt for you....
Sorry I still can't get the link thingie to work though :/

And Mya, hanging out with the Marshall Tucker boys!!! I bet you have some stories you could tell about that ;-)

I won't ask though, t'is none of my business.........of course, if you really want to tell; feel free to do so....

I'm off for now folks. I hope you all have a great afternoon/evening/night/morning/ and so on......

Love & Hugs to all!
#6
Wendy

*waves bye to Princess, Mya, Anima, Anonymous, Sis Midnite and whoever else is around*

anima said...

I'm out too. :(

Love to all of you!

Anonymous said...

you're still wondering, what's hidden in my drawer...
what will be revealed may make you drop to the floor...
is it smoke's write-up for playing hooky today?
could it be her blowup sister, i can't not say?

youll have to wait a little longer, i love to keep you at bay.

Anonymous said...

Uhhhh, ewwwww. Stop it Top Drawer.

Anonymous said...

OK, I finally found something for you guys to show you a little about Marshall Tucker. What is important about this is that you'll see how damned down-to-earth these guys were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSlf5R2cvKE

Anonymous said...

Good morning/afternoon/evening everyone. Squeak squeak, if you're here, I love your drawing! Hello there Mayo's Drawer.

JocelynHolly said...

Good day Mayo, and everyone!

How are we all today? Mayo, I know that you are always looking forward to my comments full of complete nonsense,*rolls eyes* but I may need to put that on hold for a while. I'm being a complete girly-girl today and going to go get a manicure with my friends after school.

Anyways, Toujours, gorgeous artwork on Mayo's page! Mayonaise, if I were to draw you something, would you ever post it up? *wink*

Toujours, props to you for making such an amazing drawing! I am jealous of your talent. Does this mean you are upgraded to Stage TEN?! I think so!=]

Anonymous said...

HOLY CRAP!

you sure know how to surprise a person, mayo! if i weren't in a public building i'd have jumped up and yelled! as it is, i seem to be having difficulty typing properly...my hands are not very steady...a sudden adrenaline rush can do that...

i am so glad i decided to hop on the computer after work!

i'm grinning like a loon, and wishing i could beam at you in person, mayo my friend!

♥!

Anonymous said...

thanks for all the kind words everybody!XD

i can't stay -- my time on the computer is almost up -- but i'll be hanging around once i get home...

so, you know...just look up in the corner, there...*heehee!*

(suddenly my day is soooooo good!)

talk to you all later, blogsibs!
byeeeeee!

JocelynHolly said...

Toujours, I love you dearly! Have a great day!! *hug*

Anonymous said...

Good afternoon my young grasshopper. how are you today? *hugs* Squeak squeak, you're welcome. You really should unleash your artistic talent upon the world :)

sister midnite said...

I be diggin' Room# 69. ^_~

Work - yuck. >.<
Hi Jenn!

Mya, that's great news about your dad! (I would guess where you're from, but I'm a far northern girls. :D )

BBL!

Anonymous said...

Hi Sister M. Bye Sister M!
Mayonaise, you did such a sweet thing for our lovely Toujours.

Anonymous said...

So, TJ did the wonderful drawing! I love it! But where did Mayo get it?

Anonymous said...

but but but. smoke why so ewwww at my poem?

dont you want to know what's in my top drawer?

Anonymous said...

Hi there Mya. It's good to see you. As far as Mayo having that picture, I really do not want to know O_o

Anonymous said...

Hey BC, PH and TJ!

Top Drawer,

Ummm, not so much the poem itself, just the reference to my sister.

That's not very nice of you to refer to her that way.

Wanna know what happens when you piss off the Princess?

Ask the unicorn.......

Anonymous said...

No one really cares about this shit, but I'm gonna say it anyway. (Tee Hee!) So, where I come from is the home of the Marshall Tucker Band. Right next door is home of Edwin McCain and also Peabo Bryson. Where Joann Woodword graduated from high school, where the band Alabama played at the whole-in-the-wall "Chiefs", and Amy Grant graduated from college (Furman). Approximately 85 miles south, is the home of Hootie and the Blowfish. To the east is the second most popular beach in the US (but I have stayed away from that tourist trap for close to 15 years, preferring to go a bit more south.)

Anonymous said...

Chiefs is a HOLE in the wall, not a whole in the wall... Sorry

Anonymous said...

Hi sd10. I hope you're well.

Anonymous said...

I know where you're from, Mya.

^_^

SC line

___________________

GA line



You're somewhere's above that line, am I right?

Anonymous said...

Hey again BC!

Wrong sister, sorry!

Anonymous said...

Smoke, is that you? Damn, I got confused. Sorry about that!

Anonymous said...

No problem, BC. It's all good. ^_^

Anonymous said...

This will tell you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leZkV02VfQ0&feature=related

Anonymous said...

But after you watch that, you HAVE to watch this and see the true shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy6n5ovPRjs&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Toy Caldwell was so awesome. Didn't use a pick, only his thumb.

Amyranth said...

TJ - Holy CRAP! What an AWESOME DRAWING!

Props girl. Total props!

-A

Anonymous said...

Thanks Smoke. Hi there Amy

Amyranth said...

So our Mayo is a bit of an art lover.

Darling, would you call yourself a Renaissance Man?

-A

Amyranth said...

Hey Fire, are you feeling any better today?

-A

Anonymous said...

12:53, sorry for being slow but I get what I suspect you're trying to insinuate.

Two things:

Yep, I like hearing from Mayo, 'cause he's nice to us. Who doesn't? But it doesn't destroy me when he can't or simply doesn't want to answer every little thing. I know some people --yourself perhaps?--put a huge amount of value on every little word and gesture. Me, I just think he's nice and it's fun.

Second thing, the dude has a life, and I like thinking of the fact that he doesn't read every last comment and answer them. None of us do. It's nice to think that whoever he is, he's got something going on besides us.

Okay, there is a third thing and it's this: I've only ever said what I meant, and if that's enough to piss anyone off, then there's nothing I can do about it and it's certainly not going to stress me out. That would be filed under "not my problem" you know?

Off topic but more important, this is what the candidates think of the Real ID program. Take a look at Real ID (this was mentioned in that Zeitgeist movie) and see where you stand on it. From the link I posted, you can easily see where I stand on it, obviously.

Uhh, green tea, and back to trying to take a nap on the couch by the humidifier. Which would be easier if my dog didn't keep putting toys on me.

Anonymous said...

Oh also, there is a huge thunderstorm right now, that's pretty cool.

Amyranth said...

Kapu - Nothing like pets wanting to play when you're sick.

Harley used to try to sleep with me when I was sick. For a 120lb dog, it wasn't very easy for ME to sleep. He did just fine.

-A

Anonymous said...

Aww he was protecting you. :) That's so sweet. My dog is just throwing dirty, chewed up stuff at me. He actually throws it, too.

Hot damn this thunderstorm is something else. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Amy, I would love to know more about the Renaissance. I'm feeling better today, but maybe it's because it's finally Friday? I do have food on my mind though so right now I'm eating some grub. Thanks for asking. How are you?

Amyranth said...

Fire, Not bad. Just got back from a little jaunt around town. We got some free tickets to a Lacrosse game here, tomorrow night. But, as always, too much to do not enough money.

Kapu, which one? The baby?

-A

Anonymous said...

Am I alone?

Shame in me said...

Hahaha i love toujours picture!!!

Bet she is so proud!!!

Hows everyone? Im feeling groggy :/

farawaysoclose said...

hi guys! i'm afraid i can't stay. i am away for the weekend staying with friends so i will catch up with you all sunday evening (UK time).

hope you all have fabulous weekends.

you too mayo and SS! its nice to know you've both been around recently. it makes us happy you know!!

have fun guys!
love to all.

Anonymous said...

Hello hello shame in me, faraway. How are you guys? Faraway, have a great time, and stay safe!

Anonymous said...

Yeah I call him "the puppy" but he's really almost three. He's just still a freaking handful is all. He's worried though, he keeps putting his nose in my grill and whining. Meanwhile the older boydog is cowering in fear from the thunder. THey sure are messed up. And they're sure missing Trisky, too. So am I, Trisky would never have let this nonsense go on with the puppy bothering me.

Shame in me said...

Hey bc im bleurghhhh im not here for long gonna go back to bed cant believe its friday night and im going to bed haha. how are you?

Shame in me said...

awwww kapunua (((hugs))) im sorry i dont have anything better to say than that :/

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, I'm doing okay, just a bit full from the food. Is your jaw any better? Are you feeling any better?

capture this void said...

Hey guys. How's it going?

Oh crap. I missed SS, huh? Ah, oh well. Maybe next time, buddy. Thanks for the little chat.

Mayo, what a nice little surprise. It certainly brightened up my dull day. TJ, you did a wonderful job.

Shame in me said...

My jaws a little better its still aching like a motherfucker though :/ i dont have a clue what its problem is? Im just real tired now, im gonna go chill in bed soon. Have you got plans this weekend bc?

Anonymous said...

Aww SIM,and everyone, thanks. You know I'm noticing it's better to sit up and be about than to lie down.

Hi CTV! :D

God guys, I'm sorry for being such a downer this week. Week? This month. My stupid life has played out like a typical country song (dog died, health is bad, out of work, boy left,) and please trust that this is SO NOT ME. I'm about the happiest person, usually. And I really have laughed at myself and my string of rotten luck these two months, 'cause you have to. But I also get the idea that this has played out like a real downer.

Once I shake this flu and his nerve problem I will go back to happily kicking heads. :D

Anonymous said...

SIM: TMJ, wisdom teeth or infection? Either way, the opposite of bliss, right?

ergoproxy said...

morning all
I can't stay we are off into town.

Just wanted to say Mayo is an absolute darling for putting that pic up.
TJ is a very talented little artist and she's been bumped off again and gone ectoplasmic so it's nice that she's can be seen on the blog, as it were.

Have a good day everyone I may be back some time later.

capture this void said...

Hey Kapunua. I hope you feel better soon, love. Be sure to eat some chicken soup, 'cause quite frankly, chicken soup ftw.

No need to apologize. We've all had one of those months, y'know? It's shitty, but we'll get through it. I'm here by your side.

And expect an email from me soon, 'kay?

capture this void said...

Hey SIM, BC, and goodbye Ergo.

Shame in me said...

Hi CTV, How are you?

Hey kapunua no need to apologise ever for being down. Not with friends anyway :)

Got my wisdom teeth 8 years ago so it aint that. I think its my cold, its got into my sinuses and my ears keep popping its probably puttting strain on my jaw haha thats doctor Ju's prognosis anyway :)

Smoke said...

Well Mayo,

Another day is almost gone. Were you good? You better be. I was most of the day. I try, really I do.

Catch you on your next post, okay? That is unless you dare to venture outside to the porch.....

Mustard and I are playing hopscotch at the moment. ^_^

Wanna? Hell yeah!

Hugs and kisses, Mayo-man.

XOXO,
S&V20

P.S. - We're drawing up the plans for the new go-kart track so get prepared. ^_~

Fimble Star said...

just popped in to say this and then i will whisk off yet again.

Mayo
thank you for doing such a lovely and thoughtful gesture of goodwill for our friend TJ. Maybe you should draw a picture and show us!

goodbye everyone, jappy chatting

Anonymous said...

Take care Fimble. Hi there Smoke. Hi there CTV. How are you? Take care Ergo. Get well K. Shame in me, I think I am going to be stuck in this weekend. I'm not really feeling the need to go out, at least not yet, and from what I understand, apparently tomorrow they are going to have a wake, but nothing is definite yet.

Anonymous said...

I guess I'm alone again huh?

Anonymous said...

4 Mayonaise

U donot lice de hoes so y let em in.

Kapuna u jus talks shiet and dis attention hoe. u so jelous, Original Punks u rulez. She needs a words up.
Amyryth u akt so hard butt u r al talk. Get a life hoe. No1 lices u.
Fimbe Star u jus wine n wine u fukin dogg. U broght dis place down end a good ting ur home sucks so go drown.
Smoke venom borin u not prines u hoe sleep wit a rake

Mayonaise u 2 good 4 dese hoes.

Amyranth said...

Good idea Fimble!

Hey Mayo! Draw us a picture sometime!

I'll draw one for you too if you'd like.

-A

Amyranth said...

Dear Anonymous,

I did not receive my secret decoder in my box of cereal this month. Can you please grab a BRAIN and retype that from a readable point of view.

Thank you.

Amyranth

anima said...

Just stopping in to wish everyone a wonderful evening. I'm going to try and stop by...regardless I will be here tomorrow. (Don't miss me too much! Ha!)

Mayo, have a fun night. Thanks again for posting TJ's picture. She did an awesome job - it's perfect for your profile. You should see the one GS did a long time ago. It's pretty cool too. Maybe she will post it so again so you can see it.

SS, great to see you last night. Again sorry you had to leave so soon. Thanks again for the joke. I'm glad it was explained, because I didn't get at first either. Hope you have an awesome night and see you again real soon.

Take care everyone!

anima said...

Anon, huh?

Amyranth, I love you.

Magic Pie said...

what's this with toujour's pic on mayo's blog???

Anonymous said...

Take care Anima.

Anon @ 4:55

I cannot even tell you how much I did not understand not one fucking word you just said. Go back to school and take a class on how to speak and act intelligently.

Anonymous said...

Hi there magic pie. Anima, I second that notion. Amy, I love you too :)

Anonymous said...

kapuna /=\ attention hoe
amyrth /=\ fuckin hoe
fimbe star /=\ ded hoe
smokevenom /=\ slep wit da rake

undestand naw? u r al hoes

Magic Pie said...

Anon, it's ok that you dropped out of school and now you're an ignorant moron, really it is. *sarcasm*

Amyranth said...

Dear Anonymous,

I have just consulted with an accredited medical professional, who has assured me that I am indeed human, and not this "hoe" you refer to.

I believe you are speaking of a gardening instrument.

As a gardening instrument does not have the physical or mental capacity to type, much like yourself, I am sure you understand my confusion with this comparison.

Or maybe not.

Amyranth

Anonymous said...

Anon, I still don't understand, but I suppose stupid is as stupid does. D'oh!

Amyranth said...

Fire and Anima, I wasn't fishing for that, but thank you!

Magic - Mayo must like TJ's artwork I guess. I think the drawing looks pretty awesome myself.

-A

Anonymous said...

Amy, lol.

Magic Pie said...

I was wondering if it had been on her lj or blog before cuz I don't remember seeing it.

I agree it definitely is cool...though I hate spiders :P

Anonymous said...

I love squeak squeak's drawing. She definitely has some talent there. I can't help but wonder if Mayo might have saved it O_o

Amyranth said...

Fire, he would have HAD to in order to get it onto his page...

Hrmm...

-A

Anonymous said...

Bye hard to understand anon. Lol

Anonymous said...

Amy, the thought of it is kinda creepy. The other day we were posting pictures of ourselves, and at one point, we were talking about whether he saved those in his photobucket account. It's a pretty frightening thought O_o

Magic Pie said...

when was everyone posting pics of themselves? awww I missed it :(

Anonymous said...

Magic pie, it was a while back, but since Mayo disabled the pictures, we can't post them now :(

Amyranth said...

*scratches head* I don't remember if I posted a picture of myself or not.

Oh well.

Creepy? Maybe if he was drawing moustaches on all of us.

-A

Magic Pie said...

he disabled user pics, not links to pics. I think I may have been around when that happened but I only remembered seeing a few of you

Anonymous said...

Amy, ha ha I bet he did something like that. OF course I can post links to my own pics, but eh, I don't feel up to it.

Magic Pie said...

hahaha Amy, I wouldn't be surprised if he did. Or maybe he does other things to them? lol, now that's just wrong Magic Pie!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Magic pie, I don't even want to know what he does with them if that was the case O_o

MissTottenham said...

Hello everyone, how are you?

Magic Pie said...

Miss TTTTT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hello hello Miss T. How are you?

Magic Pie said...

on a random note, i could go for a big fat venti starbucks white chocolate mocha

PJ's in blue said...

Anonymous said...
kapuna /=\ attention hoe
amyrth /=\ fuckin hoe
fimbe star /=\ ded hoe
smokevenom /=\ slep wit da rake

undestand naw? u r al hoes

January 11, 2008 6:13 PM



Damn! I am always missing out on the good stuff.

Anon,
you really do not know what you are talking about.
Those are my lady's, not hoes and i love every one of them because they are lady's, something you know nothing about.

I do know a few hoes for hire, if that is the only way for you to get some action...., give me a call....1-800-Hoeforhire!

Look! Now I'm Mayo's pimp!


Sorry I had to vent!
Bad day at work.

MissTottenham said...

Magic Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you both?




Hey mayo, I hope you are well. Thanks so mush for posting TJ's picture. She's so good at drawing isn.t she.

PJ's in blue said...

Hello everyone!

It's PJ the pimp!

Other than the bad anon, how is everyone?

PJ's in blue said...

I saw the picture on my way in, how did Mayo get the drawing?

She is so talented.....good job, Toujours!

Magic Pie said...

big pimpin', spendin G's!

or spending Gee's ;)

PJ's in blue said...

Hi Magic Pie,


How are you tonight/day/ oh what ever!

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Hi there PJ. I didn't know you were a pimp. How are you? Miss T, I'm doing okay. how about you?

Magic Pie said...

I'm doing well. But my back is telling me to get off the comp so I must do its bidding.

Have a good one everybody!

Anonymous said...

Well I'm kind of a ho(e). Or at least I try sometimes.

Pretty sure that is someone trying to have everyone on and possibly add a little humor, juvenile though it may be.

So I decided to take a warm bath to warm up, makes sense right? Only it was never warm enough, even when the water was scalding it wasn't warm enough. My reasoning was that I would be uncomfortably warm and would wish to be cold.

Forgetting everything I learned in college, I sat n there for about a half an hour, afraid to get out. Uhh, as it turns out, raising your fever actually makes you colder. Who knew?!*

Anyway, a lesson: do not mess with homeostasis. Just ,you know, let it do its thing.

I guess it's okay I slept the day away?













*I did, but forgot I guess.

MissTottenham said...

Hi PJ, how are you?




Mayo's top drawer, if you contain a Tottenham Hotspur season ticket I will love mayo forever.

I'll have to steal it though.



I must admit, you are more likely to contain his smelly lucky pants. Pink with lovehearts on I heard *sniggers*

resurrected wreck said...

Kapuna u jus talks shiet and dis attention hoe. u so jelous, Original Punks u rulez. She needs a words up.
Amyryth u akt so hard butt u r al talk. Get a life hoe. No1 lices u.
Fimbe Star u jus wine n wine u fukin dogg. U broght dis place down end a good ting ur home sucks so go drown.
Smoke venom borin u not prines u hoe sleep wit a rake


*blinks*

Is this english?


Toujours: CONGRATS!! Your drawing is exceptional!

Fimble Star said...

like hell he would have tottenham hotspurs season ticket. that would be in his bedside BIN.

now if you want o know what he has in his top draw then it would be a season ticket for manchester united AND a heart shaped picture of Fimble Star

Anonymous said...

Hi MisssT. ^_^

Okay I admit that while waiting for tea to boil i just spent way too much time searching for Velvet Jones and "I Wanna Be A Ho."

To no avail, however.

MissTottenham said...

See you later Magic Pie.

Hi K ^_^ I hope you get well soon sweetie.

Fim, I guess you are right. Only a namby pamby poem loving wimp would be a man U supporter.

*sniggers*


Hi RW, how are you?

Anonymous said...

Take care magic pie. Hi K, fimble star, RW.

dei gratia said...

Evening Ladies.

Hope all illnesses and injuries are get better soon!

Mayo:
How are you?
I see an anon likes those poems too; I like them but them I'm kind of a sap that secretly believes in all that shit!

I know I said I wouldn't mention the drawer but....
I have to say I'm impressed by volume of aircraft serial numbers you have in that note book. Your pencil needs sharpening though, sweetie!


SS:
Missed you again! Kinda not in the joke mood st the moment though so....
Glad to see you in good spirits. Take Care!

Fimble Star said...

miss t, you are just so miffed that you are not even near the top. hahahaha.

ok i will let it lie.

PJ's in blue said...

Hi Miss T,
I am fine, just got home, my day sucked, but i am better now.

dei gratia said...

are get better soon....muppet!
You know what I mean.

MissTottenham said...

toujours said...
hi guys!

I wonder where Mayo found TJ'S picture.

Did she post it at some point?

i got the idea to draw it for him monday, and posted it in my comment that night (8 jan, 3:33 am).

i guess he liked it! :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Miss T and BC ;) I'm well, thanks. Am unexpectedy home. I was supposed to be having dinner out with a couple of friends, but one of them is ill so we've postponed.

How are you guys this evening?

Anonymous said...

Hi there DG. How are you?

MissTottenham said...

Hi Fim *smiles*

I bet you will win again this weekend. We will lose cos we are playing Chelsea.

Hi DG, how are you?

Airplane serial numbers LOL

Anonymous said...

RW, tonight I'm doing okay.

dei gratia said...

Hi BC,
I'm alright, thanks for asking!
There's nothing I can say that will make things easier but...you know!
*hug*

resurrected wreck said...

That's good, BC. I'm happy to hear it :)

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks RW. Sorry to hear about your friend and the meal. At least you have the company of us instead.

dei gratia said...

Hey Missy,
Love ya!

resurrected wreck said...

Indeed, Miss T! :D Actually, I'm quite happy to have a quiet night at home, as it's been a long week.

Fimble Star said...

miss t

i am sure you will win against the dirty blues. we all know they are CRAP!!!!!!!

*Kass did you shhe what i just wrote hahahahahaha

PJ's in blue said...

Hi RW,

Miss T, is right.

Set and talk to us tonight.

Amyranth said...

Hmmm... Madeira wine isn't going to make a good risotto, that's for sure.

Thank god I always have a backup bottle.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Hello PJ :)

Also hello to FS, Amyranth, and anyone else I may have missed!

MissTottenham said...

Luv ya too DG.

Hey fim *even bigger smile* that made my day. I bloody hope we do beat em.

Amyranth said...

Hey RW.

If you can catch a flight, pop by. It's risotto night tonight!

-A

PJ's in blue said...

So lets do something fun tonight, any ideas?

I was working and missed the party the other night.

resurrected wreck said...

Risotto?? YUM!!

Amyranth said...

RW, tonight it's Portobella Mushroom and Beef Risotto with Madeira sauce.

I am not a drunkard.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Anyranth:

Yum to the first sentence!

I am not convinced about the second... ;)

Anonymous said...

That's good DG, RW. DG, hugs are better than nothing. Thank you! *hugs back* :)

PJ's in blue said...

Damn, ya'll are making me hungry, i may have to leave and get something to eat.

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