The magician is in the kitchen
Cooking up some fun
Pasteurize the chicken
Then put it on a bun
Load it up with sauce
And then
Put it on a plate
Eat it up and smile again
Before it is too late.
Now ask…too late for what?
The rhythm of my thoughts is calming. The grainy cadence of my voice is a constant reminder that I must, and will, refrain. It rains and it pours, beating the pattern like a tambour in my skull. The words are fugacious, and conservation is my priority. I have the ability to catch the phrases, hold them in sanctuary until they are well, and re-release them back into their natural habitat. I must let them go. Captivity will only foster anxiety, increasing the pacing…the back and forth search for limits.
It is there that they will live out the duration of their lives.
p.s. is it ridiculous to consider the possibility?
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 2214 Newer› Newest»Dude, You can't do this to me! I'm on my knees! Please, how do I get a copy of the textbook??
Young lady, please refrain from such suggestive imagary. There are other ways to procure a textbook. If I have to I will lend you my extra copy.
Another goodnight kiss to you Miss Tottenham!
*blows kiss*
Young lady, please refrain from such suggestive imagary. There are other ways to procure a textbook. If I have to I will lend you my extra copy.
You have such a dirty mind Mister/Missus! If that's what it takes.. KIDDING. Dude, I am 15. What are these other ways for me to get this textbook..?
Good night, Anima, Miss T.
I stopped in for a moment to say goodnight to all before I went to bed. Hope everyone, including Professor Anon, who is in charge of teaching us Mayo language. :)
Anon, are you more like Professor Snape or Professor McGonagall?
Love to you all,
L.
Which one of you gave mayo a thesaurus for xmas?
Huh?
Huh?
Anon how come she gets your extra copy?
PH can I come over to your place to study pretty please?
*whispers* perhaps we can write all the answers on our bodies in sharpie
Oh, and essay question...
"Just how the hell did we all end up here on this blog anyway?!"
Just kidding.
Maybe. :)
Love,
L.
BC: I listen to pretty much anything that rocks ;-)
If you're interested in European rock, I also very highly recommend
Poisonblack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ09asJ5474
and Charon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2H9R70nyd8
That's it for now. I don't want to 'overload' your circuits ;-)
Blogger ergoproxy said...
Anon how come she gets your extra copy?
PH can I come over to your place to study pretty please?
*whispers* perhaps we can write all the answers on our bodies in sharpie
January 6, 2008 12:04 AM
Ergo, consider yourself my new study partner!! We just need Anon to tell me WHAT to do to get this study book first.. *winks*
"I stopped in for a moment to say goodnight to all before I went to bed. Hope everyone, including Professor Anon, who is in charge of teaching us Mayo language. :)"
Well, I do need to go to bed. Since I can't finish a thought!
the rest should be:
"has sweet dreams."
L.
Goodnight L. Sweet dreams. Hello hello pickled possom. How are you?
BC is watching Batman, who happens to be her hero. *She swoons* ;D
Good night OP L! Have a safe trip back home tomorrow *be careful hugs*
Good night Anima! Sweet dreams.....
Sweet Dreams OPL!
*HUG*
Anon, are you more like Professor Snape or Professor McGonagall?
I can assure you that I have never tought the Dark Arts, but temper-wise I am more of a McGoanagall.
Also, I am awaiting essay suggestions.
Ph perhaps offering to wash anons car or do some other errands for them so they can stay in their office, fetch coffee?
Sorry mayo,
Just passing through.
Wit is good.
Ergo,
*wolf whistle*
Nice togs.
Later all.
Essay Suggestion Number One:
Why Anonymous should give the textbook to Paperheart.
Essay Suggestion Number Two:
Why Mayonaise needs to come out and play some more.
Anonymous; I will do whatever it takes for that textbook. Don't make me resort to unmentionables..
P.S. See you at tumbleweed time, for completely confused analysis.
Hello and goodbye PP! *HUG*
P.S.
PP, tomorrow morning:)
Essay question. Let's see.
"Discuss the average airspeed of laden vs. unladen swallows when crossing the English Channel."
J
Essay Suggestion Number One:
Why Anonymous should give the textbook to Paperheart.
Essay Suggestion Number Two:
Why Mayonaise needs to come out and play some more.
Thank you for your responses. You can come by my office for that extra copy anytime during office hours.
It is time for me to say goodnight and leave the campus. I expect to see you all in class tomorrow. Attendance will be taken.
My essay question suggestions:
Bermuda Triangle - Theories
Modern day Vampirism: Culture or mental illness?
Atlantis - Fact or Fiction?
Well, I gotta say, if I don't have a textbook then I'm gonna fail this test.
PH, I am shocked. Shocked and appalled. I expect that kind of behaviour out of me, what is your excuse young lady?
Are you picking up my bad habits?
J
Anonymous; give me a time and a place Professor.
Seriously, what time tomorrow? =]
OPJ, my excusee...?? Well, it is that time of the month, and I am a teenager with raging hormones? Does that explain it? =]
That, and picking up EVERYONE's bad habits as well.
topics
"What Mayonaise means to me"
"If you could pick one Mayonaise post, which would it be and why"
"Mayonaise often posts crypitcally, formulate an hypothesis to explain the reason for this occurrence"
"Critque the use of the "P.s." in Mayos' posts giving examples where appropriate"
"using the post "Independent Endeavour" develop a description of Mayo as you believe him to be"
"Allies and underlings, consider both hostages to mutual enforcement. The brigade advanced, and all fell in as agreed. Should I follow...or jump ship and purchase my validity with wadded up paper airplanes?
Always, they are lovely to behold
and they graciously offer
the culmination of extraordinary lives.They saunter in and take their usual place,
then spirit out again to live, work, love, and play.
Always offering their host a taste
of what that experience could be.
I walk among them undisturbed,
sharing the endeavor
with their glorious insight discerning the way.
..
Compare and contrast Mayo's opinions in these two quotes"
bye anon do call back sometime
a very enjoyable professor you are
but give us some warning on the test please?
Oh, sorry! Did you only want essay questions about Mayo's place?
Hmmmmm........
How about a recipe contest instead?
The best recipes using 'mayonaise'!
Oh Bubbles! You have learned well, Young Grasshopper. I have tutored Handmaiden Star through some intricate lessons.
Would you like to be my next Handmaiden Apprentice? You show great potential, but you will have to wait a few years before putting your lessons to use.
Responsible Mistress J must keep her young ones in line.
J
Just popped back in to thank you for all the essay suggestions. You are all very intelligant and thoughtful students.
Original Punks said...
Essay question. Let's see.
"Discuss the average airspeed of laden vs. unladen swallows when crossing the English Channel."
J
Ni!
Wendy, thank you for the band suggestions. There was one song from poisonblack that I was considering downloading. I have to find it again though.
Goodnight and sweet dreams professor Anon
intelligant=intelligent
I should grade myself on spelling.
Six,
L said this after reading your recipe comment:
"Since you said 'Mayonaise' instead of 'mayonnaise', are we including special Mayo 'ingredients' in the recipes? Cause I bet I could whip up a great alfredo sauce with certain, uh, substances."
L is being a saucy (HAH!) minx.
J
*gasps* Really J? You'd really take me on as your apprentice? I promise not to take this in to account until August 27th, 2010, the day of my 18th birthday. If I do disobey your wishes, it will surely be unintentional. *smirks*
Anonymous; you still must answer me, what time tomorrow? =] I have a busy day ahead of me, I must schedule you in. It may have to be a quickie.
(not intended to be as naughty as it sounds)
Hi knights who say ni. Nice to meet you
Anonymous said...
Just popped back in to thank you for all the essay suggestions. You are all very intelligant and thoughtful students.
Oh precious, thank you, we feel intelligant and also wies. You have thaught us wel.
J
PH you're a virgo too!
so are Wendy and me! In fact I'm Aug 24 (though a teeny little bit older
BC Ni was me that was for the Monty Python reference from OP J
:O Ergo, if Mayo is still around this year around our birthday's, which I am hoping he is, we will have a joined party.. agreed? ^_^ Not on my birthday day though, it's my sweet sixteen this year. *blushes*
Anonymous; you still must answer me, what time tomorrow? =] I have a busy day ahead of me, I must schedule you in. It may have to be a quickie.
(not intended to be as naughty as it sounds)
As you know we have certain rules of decorum in this school so I must insist that you have misunderstood my intentions as to procuring said textbook. I will be in my office between 2-4pm.
Again, goodnight.
Original Punks said...
Six,
L said this after reading your recipe comment:
"Since you said 'Mayonaise' instead of 'mayonnaise', are we including special Mayo 'ingredients' in the recipes? Cause I bet I could whip up a great alfredo sauce with certain, uh, substances."
L is being a saucy (HAH!) minx.
J
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LOL!!! Precisely L! These recipes could get pretty interesting!
I can't wait to ready that Alfredo Sauce recipe of yours! You saucy minx ;-)
And I can't wait to see what you "come up" with J!!!!
Aw PH how special!
we shall be about somewhere I hope, hey it's only 7 1/2 months away.
I am very optimistic!
Ergo, you wound me. "Ni"? Honestly. After all we've meant to each other...
Come 'ere, I'll bite yer legs off!
And L has a white bunny with nasty, huge, pointy teeth!
Bubbles, I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you, young lady! You, too, are a saucy minx.
J
Anon, jokes.
2-4. Sounds great. =]
I meant, that I must be online when you are, so I can get more info on this test. ;)
You truly are my favorite anonymous so far.
Mistress J, and Handmaiden Paperheart, and anyone I may have missed!
Ergo, even if Mayo is gone, then we have DM! =]
OPJ, I have my eye on you..
Mmmm...food is good. For all of you who read my "so is life" blog, I am clean now. :)
alie.
goodnight anon
really this time?
Bonjourno Star! =]
Oh Professor Anon,
What will I have to do to get a book? Remember, my cat ate mine.
J
ergoproxy said...
PH you're a virgo too!
so are Wendy and me! In fact I'm Aug 24 (though a teeny little bit older
==========
Hey, the VIRGO population is exploding! So much for those virgins *wink*
Hello to my newly discovered VIRGOian sister PH!!!
Still loving my not so newly discovered VIRGOian sister Ergo as well!
BC: Was the Poisonblack song Love Infernal? T'is one of my favs!
alie that is very good to hear
so you had a nice meal then?
I am making steak and kidney pie for dinner , though I pick out the kidney when it's done
J that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide!!
If I get you a shrubbery will you forgive me?
Handmaiden Star! We have a new apprentice, her name is Handmaiden Bubbles (aka Paperheart). She is going to be a feisty one, so you must assist me in keeping her in line. She's already shown her saucy minx side tonight.
H. Bubbles: so THAT'S the slimy thing I felt on my arm, your eye! Ick.
No sharing body parts with ANYONE, you hear me?
J
Good night Professor Anon and anyone else going night-night!
Hey, the VIRGO population is exploding! So much for those virgins *wink*
Hello to my newly discovered VIRGOian sister PH!!!
Still loving my not so newly discovered VIRGOian sister Ergo as well!
Siiiix, you crack me up! We virgo's must stick together! *wink*
Hello hello star how are you? Hi alie.
Wendy, nope. It was a different song, I know the title, but right now I can't remember it i'm afraid. :O
I have to go find the name again.
I had a very good meal. Creamy turkey with stuffing open faced sandwiches are quite divine.
My boyfriend is going to look for "Rabbit Proof Fence" to watch. He's never heard of it.
alie.
hey alie.
can i ask you something. after everything that went on previosly what exactly is the outcome. did you bn inded get hacked and di you find out who did it? do you actually work for tmz like a few people have stated. i am still confused by it all
VOICE RECORDING: You have reached the office of Professor Anon. My office hours are Mon.-Fri. 2-4pm. Please leave a message if you cannot reach me before class or during office hours.
Welcome back Alie! =]
H. Bubbles: so THAT'S the slimy thing I felt on my arm, your eye! Ick.
No sharing body parts with ANYONE, you hear me?
I promise I won't J! I'm 15, so to me, boys still have cooties. =]
Mistress J,
She is the saucy minx Teacher's Pet.
I am applying for the position of Teacher's Assistant. I can read and grade essays and make coffee, while singing "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
"Why Mayonaise needs to come out and play some more."
Essay by Jennicula - short and sweet.
It is believed by some that Mayonaise should come out and play, either at his own home or at nearby porches because the group gathered here enjoys his company.
We have silly fun and like to share in the lunacy. I think that Mayonaise should kick off his/her shoes and jump in. Not for a few minutes, but get downright silly for a bit.
The End.
Ergo, yes, a shrubbery would be rather decent of you.
They grow on huge tracts of...land.
J
ergoproxy said...
I am making steak and kidney pie for dinner , though I pick out the kidney when it's done
J that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide!!
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Ergo: I love ya, but I won't be coming over to your place for dinner anytime soon! You're making me mouth water; but NOT in a good way, LOL!
J: my whittle white wabbit is vicious too! She attacks my Yorkie. Of course, the Yorkie enjoys it!
VOICE RECORDING: You have reached the office of Professor Anon. My office hours are Mon.-Fri. 2-4pm. Please leave a message if you cannot reach me before class or during office hours.
BEEEEEEEEP:
Hello there Professor Anon. Tomorrow is Sunday, and you have misinformed me when you said that you would be here tomorrow from 2-4. It is not Monday, nor Tuesday, nor Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.
You truly are a daisy. Maybe you should be demoted to a weed?
I thought you left? Or did you decided to stay because you are my favorite anon ever? =]
BEEEEEEEEP
Fimble star, I didn't find out who was on my bn. It was one of two people, or maybe both together. I do not work for TMZ but I do have a friend who works for them. TMZ is in LA and I am on the other side of the country from them. It is impossible for me to work for them. I'm just a really big fan of the show.
alie.
can i ask you why you have an account under your name and your pic yet two other people can get in there.
paperheartxx said...
Siiiix, you crack me up! We virgo's must stick together! *wink*
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ABSOLUTELY PH!!! Happy to help you with the laughs :D
*goes look for her Poisonblack cd to list songs for BC*
alie there is actually a rabbit proof fence too it was built to try and stop rabbits which are not native to here spreading.
that's where the name comes from.
it's about what they call the "Stolen Generation" aboriginal kids were taken off their parents, with good intention but not a good idea.
Professor anon, no matter how many times you say goodnight, you are still here. I bet you enjoy our company don't you? :)
"Why Mayonaise needs to come out and play some more."
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Because I said so ;p
Well, only one person had the password besides me. I never thought that he would give it out or have it somewhere that someone else could have found it. I trusted this person but after events that have recently happened I no longer have trust for him anymore. I have changed my password on many things. We shared my bn together. We made it together. We used to have a picture of us together on it as the picture but then people said it was a fake and to stay away from drama I took it down and made it private and put up the one that is on there now.
A few of my friends and I have the suspicion that it is my friend's other half. She isn't too fond of me. We aren't positive though.
alie.
For BC:
Poisonblack "Lust Stained Despair"
1. Nothing Else Remains
2. Hollow Be My Name
3. The Darkest Lie
4. Rush
5. Nail
6. Raivotar
7. Soul In Flames
8. Pain Becomes Me
9. Never Enough
10. Love Controlled Despair
11. The Living Dead
:)
so i take it by that response, your meaning gerard way
J I love that bit!
it's just my ................................idiom sir?
PH perhaps he's got some marking or something to do.
Wendy virgo's are busting out all over!
(though PH may need a bit longer)
*BEEP*
Um, yeah, Professor Anon? I think I left my lunchbox in your office this afternoon. I had a chicken sandwich with Mayo on it in there.
You may want to open a window when you get in.
Sorry...
J
I would rather not reveal people's names out of the respect for them. Unless I get direct permission to say their name I won't say it.
He does have a blog on here, though. It's fairly new. I think it came to be yesterday.
alie.
PH perhaps he's got some marking or something to do.
Wendy virgo's are busting out all over!
(though PH may need a bit longer)
Haha, maybe!
Thanks dear. I know that I am not the bustiest girl online right now, but give me time! *winks*
Thank you, thank you, thank you, wendy! I appreciate that. By the way, I just downloaded that love infernal song :)
ergoproxy said...
J I love that bit!
Wendy virgo's are busting out all over!
(though PH may need a bit longer)
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How did you know??? You're watching me (again) aren't you?
*nervously glances over her left shoulder, then her right*
Hello to FS and Jenn and all new arrivals!
LOL < at myself again! I thought you said MY virgos were busting out all over, Ergo *blushes*
You're welcome BC!
well your right you should not reveal names if you do not think it is right. i just wished your 'friends' would have done that with the bn chaos but hey each to their own.
oh and i love your pic. isnt that your twin or is it just a mirror reflection?
fair enough alie
tell them to pop over and visit if they like
L's white rabbit is the sweetest thing on Earth. He's an albino New Zealand (YAY PP!), so he's fairly big.
His full name is PinklePurr Angel Phoenix, but we call him Pinkle for short.
No, the diva bunny is Logan. He's a 4-pound Netherland Dwarf who is a TAD demanding. He has a plastic purple bowling ball that he, uh, well, you know. It's his girlfriend.
J
Thank you wendy!
It's my twin, Saleisha. Who is know as my reflection in the mirror. When I'm bored I take random weird pictures of myself. That is one of them.
The BN is what made me rethink my trust with my friends. I was pretty upset that it happened. I took down the forum and e-mailed everyone who wrote on the forum that I didn't write it and the subject was probably not even true.
alie.
Hi Mayo, I'm sorry I missed you. I saw Sweeney Todd tonight. I know the year is still young but I can safely say that this will be my favorite movie of the year.
Now ask…too late for what?
NO! How 'bout that?
The words are fugacious, and conservation is my priority. I have the ability to catch the phrases, hold them in sanctuary until they are well, and re-release them back into their natural habitat. I must let them go. Captivity will only foster anxiety, increasing the pacing…the back and forth search for limits.
Sure and you don't want to hold onto them for too long, but what would happen if you released them before they were "well?" I'll bet it would be kind of cool.
I'm glad you keep a journal. Everyone should.
p.s. is it ridiculous to consider the possibility?
The answer to your question is "No."
P.S. the offer still stands.
Hey Kapunua!
jules. did you have a good night. aim?
and by the way what's wrong with steak and kidney pie?
though I like the flavour but cannot stand biting into bits if kidney so I load one side of the pie up.
alie I think it is a nice pic too
Kapunua, I loved sweey todd. Very good.
so you named your reflection Saleisha?
Hi guys!
Fimble, I'll pop on for a bit after I've had a shower. ^_^
OP J said....
No, the diva bunny is Logan. He's a 4-pound Netherland Dwarf who is a TAD demanding. He has a plastic purple bowling ball that he, uh, well, you know. It's his girlfriend.
J
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I think those dwarf bunnies try to compensate for their size (or lack therefore of) with viciousness....
Maybe I should get a bowling ball for my Miss Bingles! Perhaps it will help her release some of that...umm.....frustration ;-)
alie it's a real shame to have that happen, they probably thought it was funny.
BUt it's not a nice thing to do.
Hi Kapunua was it a good movie?, it looks it.
I'd love a bunny but it's illegal here :(
Oh wow, I can't spell today. I ment Sweeney.
Kapunua and Alie, I really want to see it! I saw Juno last night.
Yes, I did name my reflection Saleisha.
Hi there K. So the sweeney todd movie was good then? sweet!
ok jules. hurry up but i can smell ya from here. hehehehe.
xx
I really want to watch Juno, I heard it was really good. My sister and I are watching it next week.
alie.
Six,
Logan isn't a mean bunny, and he doesn't bite or anything. He just expects to have his own way all the time.
For instance, he loves classical music, so we put that channel on the TV for him to listen to. If L and I talk too loudly, or cough, or get the hiccups--basically anything that cuts into the music--he thumps his hind foot. Until we stop doing whatever it is that annoys him. And if he hears some music that he doesn't like--any of the classical pieces, or something like Mariah Carey--he thumps.
He does, however, like Elvis Costello, the English Beat, the Misfits, and My Chem.
At least we know he has good taste in music, hunh?
J
Ah, rabbits. I used to have one. An english spot that we named Trixie. The sweetest pet we have had. We spoiled her rotten ^_^
Undercoverbrother says "Hi everyone!"
Alie, Juno really was amazing! It was hilarious, and the music chosen for the soundtrack was great! I've never heard any of the songs in the movie before I saw the movie!
UnderCoverBrother, hey!
Andrea, come out come out where ever you are....
Ergo,
I remember seeing an episode of "The Crocodile Hunter" where they showed the rabbit-proof fence. Steve said that rabbits were originally introduced to Australia as a, I think he said, food source? I could be wrong, but he said that they overpopulated and now farmers killed them every chance they get? Is my memory right?
J
Hello paperheart.
How are you today?
<_<
>_>
Who, me?
I am good, how are you? I'm pretty sure I was entertainment for all at my work today. =]
Hey Andrea! =]
Dude, you all pop out out of no where!
Hi there undercover brother. How are you? Hi there Andrea. How are you?
That's good. I've been driving around playing with dogs all day. I also hijacked some food from a kitchen.
Hi Paperheart. I was keeping the corner warm. But I see I've been summoned.
Hello BC. I'm doing well, how are you?
Andrea was lurking in the corner. I spotted her shiney black hair glisening from the sunlight.
UDC, I wish I could drive. One month until driver's ed!
Andrea, one of these days, I'll keep the corner warm with you, and we can play cards, okay? =]
OP, J, thanks for bringing my attention to my typo earlier. I hate when that happens. "Pay" or "Play" I hate when words turn into something else even when they're typed incorrectly.
I think I forgot to tell you earlier. :)
Well, it is time for me to bid you all GOOD NIGHT!
Today (it is after midnight here) is the day of TWELFTH NIGHT - The official start of CARNIVAL SEASON!!
I must brush up on my Mardi Mambo and Second Line moooves......
Some of last year's sites and sounds for ya'll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdkMsGS0Kao
Have a great night/day everyone!
Love & Hugs to all,
#6
Wendy
Hi undercoverbrother!
what type of dogs and what type of food?
sounds like an interesting day
BC, aren't bunnies the cutest? L's had six of them all told, but has lost four of them. They're rather delicate creatures, can't stand extreme heat, are easy to break their backs, things like that.
But they each have such a definite personality. Pinkle is excepetionally smart. He litter-trained himself at about 2 months old.
J
I do love to play cards! ^_^
Well, I personally wasn't driving. I was being driven around by someone who doesn't currently have a license. Her car didn't like me so much. It kept stalling on me.
Apparently it is tempormental.
Oh rllly?
Andrea, I suck at cards. Maybe you can teach me poker? =]
UDC, that's what I call living life on the edge! Her car was stalling on you? Awwwh. I'm saving up to buy a car when I get my license!
There were two dogs who didn't get a long with each other. One was a golden retriever who has cancer and the other one was a mutt. Then I played with a border collie, a lab, and another mutt.
The food I scored was a homestyle bake, some frozen pizza, and a can of spaghetti.
I certainly can teach you poker, paperheart!
Andrea is going to have mushy orange hair soon!
Hi andrea!
J it is true the drovers used to take them and release them at waterholes so when they took the mobs of cattle across country they could have them for food.
they are a very big feral pest and there are B&W pics about of when they were plague proportions, and there was the birth of the Acubra Hat co (classic aussie farmers hats)which actually uses rabbit fur felt for the hats.
We see them every now and then up the road 500m or so, they must have a warren somewhere.
And you can go and shoot/trap them for food or pelts or just vermin control.
It's illegal to have or transport them
No!!!
No mushy hair. :-(
I know nothing about poker, so you must be a good poker-teacher! =]
FImble, I'm signing on for a few, okay? ^_^
Hello ergoproxy, how are you?
That brownie sure was good!
It will be like overcooked angel hair pasta.
ray toro
my ass
Okay, okay... no bleach in my hair. I don't want a pasta head!
UCB (do you mind being abbreviated?)
sounds delish...um really, it was hot pizza wasn't it?
and the dogs are an interesting mix.
Border collies are lovely but so energetic and I love labs, my brother (real not undercover) just got a B.collie lab cross pup.
Goodnight Wendy! Happy Carnival Season! My niece is in Nawlins at law school, I think I told you that already. This'll be her first year in the middle of Mardi Gras. I don't know if she's prepared for that...
Jen, please don't think I was being rude or anything. L and I read it originally, and laughed so hard we were crying! Another line for the list of Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't!
Don't worry, I hate to make typos too. But it's all good, its all about the love...
J
No anon, your ass is NOT Ray Toro.
Unless your ass has a fro?
thanks andrea I made oat slice too
*hands around plate*
oh poker- PH you need to develop a poker face, I love blackjack personally, poker is a bit complicated, or 500
Andrea, I bleached my hair once, it looked alright. Part of the thrill is the wacky outcome sometimes, right? You only live once, take a chance. =]
I love all my many personalities
My niece is in Nawlins at law school, I think I told you that already.
Oh gods, I love that city!
Now, what is this about Ray Toro's ass?
Border Collie/ Lab mixes are adorable. This border collie is in heat right now and another dog is being all friendly with it. An intact male with a female in heat is not a good mix.
undercoverbrother said...
No anon, your ass is NOT Ray Toro.
*zing*
Ergo, I have an AMAZING poker face!
(just for clarification, that's just like a straight face right? =])
Blackjack is good. I also like Texas Hold'em. And the standard 5 or 7 card games.
Anon at 1:36, I hope you are who I think you are. =]
*HUG*
oh dear UCB you don't want to be in the middle of that!
Ray Toro's ass - one of the most talented asses in music today!
PH, I bleached my hair from black and it was a big ooey orange mess. My hair is natually curly and it hasn't been able to curl since. Well, until today when I used some curling thing on the blowdryer.
Blackjack is good. I also like Texas Hold'em. And the standard 5 or 7 card games.
*gasp*
How many types of poker are there?
Goodnight and sweet dreams Wendy. And thank you for helping me. OP L, I absolutely think bunnies are adorable, I agree, and their fur is so soft to pet!
Pinkle sure sounds like an intelligent bunny. And the name is cute too. ^_^
Andrea, that's good to hear. I'm doing okay, just downloading some songs to my Ipod :)
There's a lot Paperheart!
OPs, I never thought for a moment you were being rude. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. I did a "Face/Palm"
and then laughed myself.
Andre that Texas Hold'em is really popularI've seen the celeb ones on Tv and they play it at pubs here, but I never have.
Have had many a very late night playing blackjack and 500
PH - yes. just in case you thought it was a thin metallic face for stoking fires, lol
PH, I bleached my hair from black and it was a big ooey orange mess. My hair is natually curly and it hasn't been able to curl since. Well, until today when I used some curling thing on the blowdryer.
Alie, my hair is naturally black, and naturally curly as well. The bleaching actually fucked up my hair royally. Whatever. It'll grow back.
Have you ever chemically straightened my hair? I am considering it, but I'm being told it will make my hair fall out. It if does, I could just pull a Britney Spears and buy a wig. =]
There's a lot Paperheart!
Lord love a duck! You better get teaching Andrea!
PH - yes. just in case you thought it was a thin metallic face for stoking fires, lol
Well, you can never be too sure. *blushes*
ergoproxy, what's 500? I'm not sure if I've heard of that one.
whoTF is Andre? = Andrea
Alie I did the same once and they went too far and it was white/ grey and breaking.
I have muchly abused my hair.
It is straight - it wouldn't go foof if you put 30 000 volts through it
Right, so Sweeney Todd, fantastic. My friend who saw it with me didn't know it was a musical so she was a little LOLWHAT, but had to admit that the movie was good.
GOOD? That's my childhood you're calling merely "good!"
It was awesome to hear all those songs again and I was surprised that I still knew them, as well as much of the dialog.
I was nervous to go and see it because I was such a fan of the one I used to watch as a child, but this blew me away. Not only was Johnny Depp spot on, but Helena Bonham Carter was fantastic. I mean, she was a little different from what I expected for the role but she filled it really well. And that's saying a lot, because Mrs. Lovett has always been one of my favorite characters. Lonely, desperate, mean, greedy, but utterly innovative and even sweet in some ways, she won me over as the perfect anti-heroine when I was a kid.
The violence was, well, violent! I'm glad they didn't shy away from it. And the cinematography was fantastic in its atmosphere and gloom.
Man, it just rocked my face off.
She has weaves. If your bleaching was done professionally then you shouldn't have a problem with your hair. I relaxed my hair once out of a box and it just made my hair frizzy. Go the professional route. It's the best way to go for your hair.
alie.
Oh good, Jen, I'm glad you knew I wasn't trying to "out" you on your spelling. :)
I think "pay" was pretty accurate, anyway. Mayo DOES pay for having 40 women to answer to every day.
Maybe he should stock up on Tylenol and Band-Aids. :)
J
K, I must see that movie! I didn't know it was a musical either!!
Alie, UCB, did you disappear on us?
Anon, ray is simply a god. End of story.
Alie, sorry, I thought you left. Oops!
Anyways, my sister bleached it for me. She's done her hair many times over, so I trust her. She's pregnant, and has 6 weeks and 3 days left, so she couldn't dye my hair recently, so I did it myself. I must say it turned out just fine!
Maybe he should stock up on Tylenol and Band-Aids. :)
And ear plugs ;)
Hey, by the way, some anon is stealing my "my ass" joke. Get your own material, lameass. I do not do the anonymous thing.
I do not pretend--ever--to be other than what I am. And you can take that observation and paint me with it from head to foot. What you read is what you get.
funniest shit from a lying blond teehee
funny
I had my hair so white that it was pretty much grey. I was trying to look like Storm from X-men. It was cool looking. Then my hair stylist quit and the next person who did my hair made it orange again. I just now finally got it to the right color again.
um hang on I'll check my card game book (yes i have one!)
oh it has no other names, 4 people play, (take out 2's to 6's)you deal out 10 card each (3,4,3) and place the last 3 in the middle and you call the no of tricks you'll win and the suit ie 7 hearts, you play with the peerson opposite and the winning call is trumps and you can play misare.
and you get points and first pair to 500 wins
I'm still hear. Just trying to keep up on the times.
wtf was that funny?
ah, okay. I know some trumps games. Sounds fun, ergo!
Nice to see you still around UCB!
Not this shit again :\
Anon, don't you have something else better to do?
Goodnight and sweet dreams OP L.
ucb sometimes just let it flow over you
anon?
Goodnight OPJ! *HUG*
Your apprentice wishes you sweet dreams!
<3
Anon, that wasn't even creative. :\
Carrie,are you hear?
Jenn,you hear?
Can you guys here me?
good night J!
see you next time
BC exactly!
Mean anons should be shunned.
Or stoned.
*starts throwing rocks*
Well i am off to bed. I am to tired for this shit and its late.
Sweet dreams and i will catch you tomorrow in HERE. You know where i am if you need me.
Good luck my friends
Hey Entropy=]
hey, I can here you, are you neer me?
Kapu, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Maybe I shouldn't know though.
*opens mouth and inserts foot*
Good night fimble!
Sweet Dreams Fimble Star!
Love you lots my beautiful wifey! *hug*
Hey Carrie. =]
bye fimble sweet dreams!!
"shun him shuuuuuuuuun"
do we need a beard to go to the stoning?
*laughs at alie because her foot won't fit in her mouth*
I think facial stubbery is optional.
Everyone, I am off for the evening. It is 1:03 am, and I am tired.
Sweet Dreams everyone, or have a good day, depending on your timezone!
Love to you all;
- 007
<3
No beard, just rocks. Lots and lots of rocks.
Carrie,I'm so neer you that I can here you when you whisper.
Night,Fim!
Hi,Paperheart!
Bye Paperheart! Sweet dreams!
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