You want this straight?
Then you have to be willing to hear me out, and that means all of it. You can not pick and choose the verse; the ugly shit has got to ring in your head too. The things that I say that cling to your clothes like mildew, the stench entrenched, leaving you filthy.
What is the matter? You can’t wash it off? Well, neither can I.
I repeat myself so much these days that the truth is often lost in the mix. Say it, say it again, and again. You try it and see how well rehearsed you can be. Sometimes I change my mind, and you use it against me. You will tuck it away, and bring it out for a later date, only to make me eat shit and lie.
And you will use it against me.
Tuck it away for a later date,
only to make me eat shit...
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BC I saw your story but haven't read it yet.
I'll try to over the weekend.
Maybe I could see if the library has any book versions of Buffy. They've done that haven't they? I don't watch much tv or dvd's except for after dinner.
Nothing lame about reading comics.
I'm actually a Angel fan. I always have been since the beginning but I do like Spike. Also Drusilla, no matter how insane she is. Ye gods, but I also liked Cordelia. She was funny, no matter if she was a snobby bitch
Ergo, no worries. I'm editing my story anyways. It hasn't been updated in two years.
Nothing wrong with reading comics ^_^
Ergo, some of the books are good, some suck ass. I like the comic Season 8 version, but haven't read the rest. The tv series totally ruled though, some of the most funny and intelligent dialogue I ever heard out of the idiot box.
bivouac snow looks so nice romantic and fun to someone like mein the tropics, but from what you and others have said here it really is a lot of hard work and annoyance.
I can't imagine having to shovel out my front door and path and car and everything else, and sliding about.
but what a nice way to spend the evening apart from the work.
I can never sort through books and things without getting sidetracked re-reading
NO BC, Angel is bloody stupid and his hair sticks straight up!
Way to put me on the spot, elena SHEESH
I'm saying that in a nice way, just to clarify.
I could give some goofy Portal quotes, but they'd be totally out of context if you haven't played the game. But they're really really funny.
Sorry Carrie, I have always been an angel fan. Nothing will change my mind :)
Sorry bivouac
So other than Buffy comics what other comics to you like?
ergoproxy, the only bad thing about snow is driving in it. Everything else (even shoveling) is fun.
I am sorry for your snowlessness.
There is another comic I like that's called the LAst Temptation by Neil Gaiman. Alice cooper makes an appearance. I read it one day while I was at Barnes and Noble. My other favorite is the crow by James O' Barr.
*gasp*
i actually got a comment box.
bivouac, thank you for that buffy quote, it was very apt. and i agree: you really do gotta love whedon -- in fact, it was his writing that hooked me on that show. i was really looking forward to his take on wonder woman, darnit. :(
it's pretty close for me to be getting off to bed, so i'm going to take full advantage of this miraculous comment box, and say good night to everyone, and i hope you all sleep well!
mayo,
i'm making my good nights to you here, too.
i was really hoping to hear from you tonight, but i know you'll post when you can, so i'll hang in there. i'm very patient with people i like.
i'm not going to go on about how i hope you'll be feeling better when you post again, or about the impact of this entry -- you've read the comments, you know.
instead, i'm just going to give you a little gift tonight:
my cat likes to eat her dinner in the front window, and now that it's winter, it's quite dark by that time of the evening.
yesterday, when i brought her her plate (yes, of course she's spoiled! what would be the point of having a cat, otherwise? *grin*) i happened to glance out the window, and i saw it.
the new moon.
there must have been some fog in the air, because her lines were fuzzy and indistinct, but she still shone with all the brightness of a brand new blade in the sky, curved and needle-sharp.
she's the threshold of the month, you know.
every month, a new beginning. isn't that wonderful?
good night, mayo. maybe the moon will visit you in your sleep -- she has a silvery whisper, it's quite pleasant.
good night everyone!
Squeak squeak, Joss Whedon is a damn fine genius. Enough said. Good night and sweet dreams squeak squeak *hugs*
I'm also reading The Walking Dead, Invincible, The Boys (it's gross though, don't read it), Astonishing X-Men (also Whedon, it's fantastic), Ultimate X-Men, Marvel Zombies anything, Ultimates anything, Y the Last Man. I'm sure there's more but I can't think of them now.
bivouac thank you, I'd love to see snow one day, I really want to throw a snowball, make a snow angel (I've done sand and mud angels though -good fun,though very messy) and try sledding.
are they fun to do?
I always envy the people in those movies,you know skating and all.
Have to travel very far south from here though, there are only really some mountain areas that get it.
But we have a lot of great tropical stuff too.
Damn wish I'd seen Buffy now, so i know who you're talking about!
Goodnight BC/Bivouac! I gotta go to bed too. Sweet dreams!
I have come back for a request, I lost my link to SS's blog, help a sister out here?
xxcupcake
sweet dreams carrie
oh comics !!
*sits and pouts*
I haven't read comics for ages.
I used to read x-men and the silver surfer and batman, usually stuff my brother bought.
I tend to read novels instead, though I do enjoy a good comic.
I just never really think to buy them anymore, maybe I should, any suggestions?(be aware it is a newsagents with not a really huge range, I know they have Marvel and DC comics)
Sweet dreams carrie.
oh! I just remembered, (going back to the comic thing) you should read the Dark Tower ones. Actually, read the books first. And then have the comics as dessert. Because they are very pretty.
goodnight carrie!
sweet dreams
Dark Tower is Steven King isn't it?
Cupcake, my link for SS is saved on my other computer. Sorry :(
Excellent excellent - How about Marvel 1602 Fantastic Four? IT's good
I just finished Thunderbolts Civil War. Very good.
Damn now I want to go read but I still have hours of work to do on the computer.
elena, I just respect-knuckled your post on my monitor.
Are there any comics that you guys can recommend? I may go to the bookstore tomorrow and check out some more.
Thank you Thank you.
Sorry if it seems to take me a bit to reply but I'm working and sneaking off to be here at the same time.
SO what do you think of The Umbrella Academy? I wasn't sold on it reading the Free Comic Book Day issue but I'm glad I gave it a chance. I'm really enjoying it.
I'm actually eating a cupcake. hold on. Ahhh. As for the umbrella academy, so far I like it and with each issue it's getting better, but it's not my favorite. Sorry. I don't have a favorite character, but I like oo5.
I only have the free one and the first, I can't get it here without being asked the earth for it on ebay, or in postage.
I would've liked to have kept going
it was looking good.
Do you like it elena? Does it still have stuff like the encyclopedia extract issue 1 had?
Who is the hottest girl on this blog?
I am. I just ran up two flights of stairs in a hooded sweatshirt. ^_^
Just sticking my so-not-hot face in to say good night to you all... these little orange B's have made my eyes go all wonky. #_#
G'nite, evveybody! See you t'morrow!
Ergo if you'd like you can e-mail me with your address and I'll mail you copies of UA. I mail out books and magazines all the time so it wouldn't be any problem at all. I've got extra copies.
I missed out on the Free Comic Book Day pre-quel becuase I am a dumbass and I was a week late to Free Comic Book Day.
Thanks for saying it wasn't that good though, because it makes me feel better about not having the chance to read it.
I'm really enjoying the art on the Umbrella Academy series so far, and the plot is very enjoyable. I'm hoping it can go beyond a mini-series, because there haven't been any "HOLY SHIT" moments and I'm really quite partial to "HOLY SHIT" moments.
I hope that makes sense b/c I am quite tired and I'm going to bed now.
elena really!!!
that would be so excellent. You are a doll.
I'll get onto it as soon as I can and email you my address, thank you so much!
It's about that time for me to head off and start dinner etc.
sleep well Sis M
nice to meet you Bivouac, call in agian sometime.
Sweet dreams.
see you tomorrow everyone!
oh it's pixie's party isn't it? I need to xmas shop but I'll be about when I can.
much love !
Nice to have chatted with you bivouac. Hope we can speak again another time. I love to talk comics.
Ergo I'll pop them in the mail once I get your address.
elena - email is sent
you are an angel!!
what a great christmas treat this will be.
again thank you so much !!
Friendship, loyalty, respect and trust can flourish only in an environment where individual differences are appreciated, mistakes are forgiven, communication is open and honest, and love is the motivating force - the kind of loving atmosphere that is found in a nurturing family, Blogbelieve or otherwise.
'Ike aku, 'ike mai, kokua aku kokua mai; pela iho la ka nohana 'ohana.
Malama Kekahi I kekahi.
Aloha Pumehana.
anonymous that is just perfect and beautiful
thank you for posting it and I hope all of us can have that sort of environment whereever we are in the world.
what a wonderful christmas gift that would be for everyone.
Morning Mayo!
Well it all kicked off here last night didn't it?
We seem to have had a veritable avalanche of Anons - I think I counted one friendly (Pants), 2 random/conspiratorial and 2/3 complete *ssholes.
Sometimes this blog seems to have a split-personality; one moment there's love and goodwill flying all over the place, the next it's turned malevolent - and that's ignoring the change of heart Mayo himself seems to have had over the last few months.
Taking on Kapunua was probably more foolhardy than anything else, but they really should leave Trisky in peace and as for my poor Cuppers...
Grrrr!!
I hope your finally getting some sleep and TLC Cupcake. It's lovely having someone to talk to whilst I'm here but not if it's keeping you up at stupid o'clock in the morning!
Still, hopefully the presence of the f*ckwits we've dealt with will demonstrate to Mayo that we're strong enough to handle whatever 'ugly sh*t' he has planned to throw at us.
Love,
Kass xx
P.S. I've tried to put my pic up on my blog for anyone who feels ready for it. It may eventually appear sometime next year, my blog doesn't seem to like me very much!
Anon said;
'Ike aku, 'ike mai, kokua aku kokua mai; pela iho la ka nohana 'ohana.
Malama Kekahi I kekahi.
Aloha Pumehana.
Hi anon,
This is the rubbish translator time of night.
The girl you and we need won't be bouncing in another 5-6 hours.
If you posted the english version above it, it is very apt and true.
*hoping italics works this time*
Good grief.
They worked!
Italics worked, but grammar stunk.
...bouncing in *for another 5-6 hours.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
is anyone here?
Mayo are you here?
Have you been busy, is that why you havent spoke or are you still upset?
Either way i hope that you are ok, i really do.
Its nearly christmas, isnt that the time where you push aside your differences and realise what really matters?
Theres not much time, but its reversible if you werent so stubborn.
Im sure the person regrets making you this upset very much.
Maybe im talking out of my ass you know, but sometimes i wonder if someone was taken away from me unexpectedly, would i have said everything i wanted to say to them?, would i have let silly or maybe not so silly arguments stand in the way of a deep love that i will never be able to get back again?
I try to live my life as though i may not have one tomorrow, it just helps me see what is important. I do slip up from time to time but its always better to make love and not war. I hope this makes sense to you. Im sure the ghost doesnt want things to be like this not at christmas anyway.
I wish i could put what i mean into beautiful verse like yourself but thats not where my talents lie.
Mayo look after yourself. But also those around you.
Hello Shame in Me!
You're right - Mayo needs to stop being so stubborn because (best Nodder Holder scream), "IT's CHRISTMAS!!", and he's going to have a lousy one if he doesn't pull his finger out and make some kind of effort towards reconciliation.
Kass xx
*jumps out of lurking*
Good morning shame in me!
PP!!! KASS!!! Hello, how are you on this wintery morning?
Im good but i had a household emergency this morning when i woke up :/
My radiator is bust and my bedroom carpet is soaked because of it and now i have to move into the spare room so i will be on and off here today inbetween moving furniture.
Are you two good?
Hi PP & SIM again!
Today I am mostly being glad it's Friday. It's also completely dead at work so I have more time to do really important stuff like reading through last night's Evil Anon battle. Lordie, some people can be so unnecessarily harsh.
It's annoying but the only place I have internet quick enough to load the comments is at work (or occasionally my bro's) so I tend to miss out when all the really random people come crawling out from under their rocks in the evening. Maybe that's a good thing - this lady might forget to censor her profanities!!
Kass xx
Hi kass!
Bother, SIM. That's a rubbish thing to wake up to. How do you dry out a carpet in winter?
Anonymous said...
'Ike aku, 'ike mai, kokua aku kokua mai; pela iho la ka nohana 'ohana.
Malama Kekahi I kekahi.
Aloha Pumehana.
I always try to, my clever dear. ^_^ You succeed everytime you walk through this door. I recognize you, thank you for recognizing me, us, and for helping us just by being kind. Remember, you're part of this 'ohana pupule also.
Malama pono 'oe, okay? Aloha a hui hou kaua.
Guys, I'm off to work right now. See you on the flipside, Crackberry, DM!
Hahaha no need to censor your potty mouth kass!!
Your avatar is so cute haha cheeky at the same time, she looks like she would have a potty mouth too!!
And please don't tell that "get lei'd" joke, it's so played out! ^_~
And Kass, thank you! Good to read you.
See you guys at DM. Time to head off to the circus!
PP- Yeah exactly!!!! it smells like mushroom water in there now too!!!
I might get the hairdryer on it when i have moved all my stuff out haha that will be an ardeous task, :/ gar
This.Page.Is.So.Slow...
Earth orbited the sun while waiting for it to refresh.
Good morning Mayo,
I forgot you in your quietness and hurt over there.
I guess you are also still cleaning up the proverbial fan flung excrement, but if I dropped on my knees and begged you ever so prettily could you please post something new.
Or I'll just borrow one of the girls whips and make you do it.
Would you like that better?
Wet carpet and no radiator to help dry it out.
It sucks to be you!
Hi Kapunua.
When will I get the timezones right? I told the anon 5-6 hours.
Hopefully they hung around.
Back at work, huh? Take it easy on the lifting.
*reminder to bluetack multiple timezone watches on screen tomorrow night*
It better be an industrial sized hair dryer SIM.
It is nice to see you've been by SS. Your new location is exactly what we have here. Thank you.
I guess you are also still cleaning up the proverbial fan flung excrement, but if I dropped on my knees and begged you ever so prettily could you please post something new.
watch it PP he might get ideas if you're on your knees!!
hello guys ,mayo, SS!
i really thought mayo would've posted last night but sadly not.
i am even more sadly going to be away all weekend with no internet so i'm gonna miss pixie's party and all the fun!! and a new mayo post no doubt! god i'll probably miss a SS appearance too cos well just cos!!
so HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIXIE for tomorrow.
love to all.
have fantastic weekends!
Hahahaha kass!!!!!!! thanks for the link :P hahahahahaha you sweet thing you :)
PP that was hilarious!! the earth sun thing hahahah so true!!!
Have a good day kapunua
oh i just noticed that anon, thanks.
hello SS if you're lurking!
my 2 year old just knocked over the christmas tree in our front room!! oh my god!! it doesn't look nearly as pretty now!
Hey Mayo!
Hey All!
I'm at work now so I can finally load this page...oh the wonder of high speed internet.
Mayo, hope you have a smooth day today.
SS, thank you, my friend.
*kicks PP in the ass on the way out*
You guys behave in here...I'm watching you.
Hi FASC, Hi SS!!
Honestly, you need a big neon sign next to your posts SS because they mainly fly straight over my head!!
Nice to have you back, though.
Kass xx
Oh dear fasc!!! Hope you get it back to full prettyness again.
Im off to hairdryer the carpet :/
Hope theres a new mayo post when i get back.
Bye all
FASC said,
watch it PP he might get ideas if you're on your knees!!
She'll be right. SisterM taught us the ways of the blowj well.
As long as it works and mayo reposts
my 2 year old just knocked over the christmas tree in our front room!! oh my god!! it doesn't look nearly as pretty now!
A truely excellent going away for the weekend gift. Hoping the two year old is safely giggling and not festively decorated.
FASC - Sorry about your tree. Yesterday I walked into the family room, looked over at the tree, and the kitten was peering at me from the top of the tree. I had to explain to her she's not a tree topper. She did look kinda cute.
Morning all.
Bye SIM, Hi Sdock10!
:P Na-na-na-nar-na!!
You can't watch us all the time!
Although FASC seems well used to keeping small children under control*...
*Tree notwithstanding.
Kass xx
Morning E!
Christmas decorations plus kids/pets is a lethal combination - many times as a young child my parents took photos of me strangling myself with the tinsel.
PP,
You're right about SisM and the blog-that-turned-blue. I hope Mayo checked it out so he knows the kind of girls he's dealing with!
Kass xx
Bye SIM.
Hi elena.
*kicks PP in the ass on the way out*
SD, you can't kick a girl when she's down...
on all fours.
*wails at the sky*
Why am I always being bad when the riddler shows up?
Hyvää syntymäpäivää PIXIE!!!!! Mitä uutta?
The party IS today, right? I'm dazed and confused (again). I'll be fine once I get a few hours of sleep!
Hellos to Kass, Possum, FASC, SIM, K, anonymous(es), lurkers, WORLD!
How is everyone today?
Boy, this comment page is loading slower than a June bug in December....
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Friendship, loyalty, respect and trust can flourish only in an environment where individual differences are appreciated, mistakes are forgiven, communication is open and honest, and love is the motivating force - the kind of loving atmosphere that is found in a nurturing family, Blogbelieve or otherwise.
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^That's a VERY wise person right there! Your wisdom is recognized and appreciated - THANK YOU and
AMEN
And, can I have a HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH - In honor of PIXIE's birthday! ;-)
SIM: BE CAREFUL with those electric applicances around water. I'm sure your parents told you that; but, I just wanted to remind you.
Love & Hugs to ALL!
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OMG! Blogger stop it!!!
Mayo,
Morning! Will you come talk to us today? Yeah? Ok.
SS,
All it takes is one little sweet message to bring it all back into perspective for us. You have a way with words like no other. I'm sorry I missed you but I'm glad you stopped by. We are a family. And you are a very important part of this family. Don't ever forget that.
Hope you'll have time today to come back and visit us. Love you to pieces.
XOXO,
Princess S&V20
PIXIE,
Where you at girl? Happy Birthday!
Hey Kass and PP
I have to go Christmas shopping today.
I'd rather be beaten with a wet noodle.
It's supposed to snow today. Yuck.
Hope everyone is well
Thanks SS (just cause)
Good morning anon616.
Anon@7:39am if still awake,
would you actual time be about 12:40am your time now?
*hurting head doing blog time conversion to local conversion to anon conversion*
Goodmorning my fellow bloggers.
How are we all today?=]
Mayo, are you hanging in there? Don't even think that we aren't worrying, because we all are. SS, you too sweetie!
Hello all, I don't often comment here but I need some help. My sister lost one of her dogs yesterday. Alfred was one of four Boston Terriers they have rescued. He died tragically after a terrible injury. They are grieving and I would like some suggestions on a fitting tribute or memorial for Alfie. The compassion for animals that I have seen here over the last few months has really helped me understand the deep love people have for their pets. Thank you.
would you actual time be about 12:40am your time now?
o_O meaning was it 12:40 your time when I posted that. Sheesh.
S&V20, you might have missed him but I told him to come back later. Much later. About 3am his time.
*imagines him shaking his head, going where the heck is Princess, K, Sd, anyone - anyone but PP*
*blows sorry kiss at Hawaiian speaking anon and heads for bed*
Night all.
HI elena and paperheart and anon616, thanks for the advice, im being very careful.
I feel rather strong humping furniture around haha, my new room looks bare though, im trying to decipher whether i am too old to put my posters up, hmmmmm :/
OH dear innerjoy. That really is unfortunate. First of all; I am sorry to hear about that! *HUG*
As a memorial, why don't you make a photo album of pictures of Alfie? I'm not too great at these things, this is more of the other ladies departments..
SIM, you can never be too old for posters ^_^
Sorry to hear about your sister's dog innerjoy. Maybe a good memorial is just to lisen to your sister talk about her love and share her grief for Alfie.
As for a physical memorial maybe someone else here has some ideas.
I am off to school for today.
Innerjoy, hang in there. My advice stinks, I know.
All my love out to you today and for your loss. *HUG*
And *HUGS* and kisses for everyone else! =]
- 007
Good morning Princess, Elena, Paperheartxx, Innerjoy! Yep, I'm still awake. I got caught up in the Hard Rock Hallelujah 'spirit' on you tube....
Innerjoy: The ASPCA has a wonderful forum for people who have lost pets.
http://aspcacommunity.ning.com/group/petmemorialgroup/forum
How does your sister feel about wolves? You can sponser a wolf through Defenders Of Wildlife or many wolf sanctuaries.
www.savewolves.org
www.howlingacres.org
wolfpark.org/adopt.html
www.lakotawolf.com/Sponsor_Wolf2.htm
Sorry, I don't know how to do the LINK thing, since I am internet code deficient ;-)
A friend of mine did that for me after I lost my 15 year old wolfie dog.......I thought that was such a wonderful thing for him to do in memory of her.....
Okay folks, now I'm REALLY going to try to get some sleep.
STOP humping the furniture SIM!!!
SHEESH ;-)
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Bye PP!
Maybe he will come back.
I hope so. If he doesn't, I will be soooo sad.
*princess makes pouty face*
Thanks PaperHeart, its settled i will have the lovely Gerard Way and rest of my MCR posters amongst others to look at :) haha.
Innerjoy, thats really sad to hear, hope that you all have a lot of happy memories though to ease the pain
Thank you all for the suggestions. You are a wonderful group of ladies.
hahahah anon616 but its so sexy i cant help it hahahaha.
Night night
Hello PH & Innerjoy,
We don't really keep pets anymore except for a fishpond in the garden so it's not really my area of expertise, I'm afraid.
I did once have a hamster called 'Minnie' that was so huge she couldn't fit inside her wheel anymore so we used to let her run round the living room and the garden - keeping a beady eye on her, obviously! When she eventually had to be put down, aged a rather ancient-for-a-hamster 3½ years, my parents put up a small wooden cross near the aforementioned pond where she liked to burrow in the sandy soil. It was a comforting gesture for a small child.
If nothing else, your family can take comfort in knowing that they gave a second chance at a fabulous, loving life to a unwanted pooch.
Kass xx
When my treasured pet pooch passed away a friend had a charcoal portrait done ( from a photo) i love it and it has pride of place in my home.
You've got to keep the wall art SIM!
They did a huge one of G-Way & Mikey in Kerrang! this week and I'm tempted to take down my Oasis Knebworth 1996 poster in order to make room. Would that be blasphemous? - Mikey is looking very pretty-boy in this one!
Kass xx
Anonymous said...
'Ike aku, 'ike mai, kokua aku kokua mai; pela iho la ka nohana 'ohana.
Malama Kekahi I kekahi.
Aloha Pumehana.
Translation, please.
Malama Kekahi I kekahi.
Aloha Pumehana.
Comes up as:
Care or Beware, Any or Anyone or Anybody, At, Any or Anyone or Anybody.
Affection.
So Possibly: Trust no one! Love X
My Latin was ropey, my Hawaiian comes down to 'Lei' & 'Aloha'!!
Kass xx
Is looking for her way out.
Anyone seen it today?
RW:
Translation:
Recognize others, be recognized; help others, be helped; such is a family relationship.
Love, take care of, help one another.
Goodbye with sincere affection.
(You can feed it in a line at a time on a Google search and it comes up with the translation (sometimes.)
Thanks Anon!
I was trying to do one word at a time. I got Know, Assist and Family!
Lost little girl,
Mayo was holding the door open a couple of posts ago, I don't know if it still applies or his arm got tired....
Kass xx
I imagine that Mayo's real name is Oscar Templeton. He lives in Topeka, Kansas with only a few college credits and a beat up Neon to his name. Having suffered constant dreams of grandeur and beauty as a youth, his teenager years were filled with disappointment when none came true, leaving him cynical and feeling like an old, forgotten dress left in the attic to be consumed by moths. Yet, despite the cynicism, his dreams did not go away which has tortured him since. He uses this a venue to pretend he did in fact become someone great and to assuage the constant loneliness he feels while bagging others' groceries at his lowly job.
Gentle Vengeance, thank you for giving me my first genuine smile of the day :)
You're welcome, RW! Just that makes posting it worth it.
Hello to everyone else!
Had to get that out. It was way longer when I wrote it a couple days back and had to push it here while I am in non-wordiness mode, which is an exceedingly rare condition for me.
Oscar Templeton is such a sexy name. I can totally imagine yelling it out in the throws of passion.
Hahaha!
Actually, bivouac, you're right. That is quite a sexy name.
From now on, I am never calling Mayo 'Mayo' again.
Oh, Oscar, Oscar, where are you?
Hee hee.
I may steal that name back for a character in my comic.
Sorry, Oscar Mayo.
I'm trying to think up a less-sexy name, and all I can think of is "Werner Brandis" from Sneakers.
Oscar Mayo is sounds too much like Oscar Mayer.
Weiners? Uh, no.
It depends on how you say 'Werner'.
If you say it like an American, with the w in the front, then it's totally not sexy.
But if you say it like a German with a soft v in front of it, then that's still hot.
I know no one else seems to be here, but I wanted to use this moment to declare I'm intensely in love with Sdock10.
But, then again, who isn't?
is sounds
yeah, that made sense.
Yeah, to be honest, I really hate Mayo. From now on, he's Oscar Templeton, your hilariously bitter and tortured cashier at the supermarket.
Just think, that grumpy looking young man behind the register could be writing this blog, pretending he's an MCR member in his spare time!
Or he could be that weirdly silent guy at the health food store. Or your car mechanic that won't look you in the eye. Or the sad man who never leaves his house because he chose a career in web design and furtively steals glances at you in Starbucks on his weekly outing.
Oh, to bring it back to Gerard Way for a moment, I recently heard an interview where he said he doesn't get crushes on people.
Uh-HUH. Riiigggghhhttttt.
He has the exact same look as the kid in high school who went through having a crush on every girl that attended there for at least a week.
A couple years ago, he was brave enough to admit of his unhealthy obsession with Christina Ricci.
I honestly don't think he lies on purpose. I think he just keeps convincing himself that he's someone he's not and genuinely for that moment believes it.
"It depends on how you say 'Werner'.
If you say it like an American, with the w in the front, then it's totally not sexy.
But if you say it like a German with a soft v in front of it, then that's still hot."
This is really cracking me up for some reason. I'm gonna get out of here before my co-workers get suspicious.
Thanks for the laugh!
Nice meeting you, Bivouac. Farewell.
I honestly don't think he lies on purpose. I think he just keeps convincing himself that he's someone he's not and genuinely for that moment believes it.
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Really interesting thought.
PPU,
Thank you.
You may ask, how did I come to this conclusion?
A very odd route that lends me absolutely no credibility, but consider this.
No joke, I have a curse. A blessing, a curse, depends on the day, the hour, the second.
With those born under the sign of Aries.
Ever since I've been 17, they keep getting thrown into my life more than any other sign.
And one thing I noticed is that they are the biggest hypocrites in the world. I mean, you talk to them one hour, they adamantly rave at you about some moral subject they're passionate about at the moment or something about themselves. You talk to them again on the same day and they refute everything they just preached about earlier, yet they seem completely unaware of it.
It used to seriously amuse and miff me, until I realized what was going on.
(Please, if anyone right now is an Aries, please don't take offense. I really do love all of you)
This is getting to be too long of one post, let me start typing part two....
By the time I had accrued over a dozen of them, the light bulb went on.
They have extremely malleable minds. There is no such thing as a genuinely retarded Aries. And they are also fantastic listeners. They may fool you at the time with an external facade of stubbornness, but they're actually absorbing every bit of minutiae and information that comes their way.
They are also very gullible. I'm sorry, there's no nicer term for it. And they keep changing their mind without realizing it or being manipulated by others to do or think things they wouldn't normally do because they get so caught up in the moment and they so desperately want to be loved by anyone they remotely respect or like.
Also, I have never met an Aries who was not deeply complex. They have so many different sides to themselves and they're all genuine to a certain extent, that depending on what they've just read or who they hung out with brings out side X which may be in total contrast to side B.
There are other people that realize they change their minds, you may say.
But the difference is that the poor sweethearts often lack in temporal self-awareness. They can't even sense or feel that they've 'switched' unless they have time to reflect on it and by then it's too late.
There's my astrological lesson for the day.
And for anyone who didn't know, our Gerard Way is an Aries.
GV, as a Scorpio and someone who suffers from those same character flaws, I can attest that those characteristics aren't exlusive to an Aries.
Oh, I understand. And... It's also really hilarious that you're a Scorpio because that's the other sign that constantly follows me around.
But, anyway!
On a topic that people won't believe me a fruitcake.
Ummmm.... I really love Earl Grey tea. And pens. I have an obsession with stationary.
What are your obsessions, PPU?
PPU, Sdock is calling for you at DM. I think she is sad.
and I'm a Virgo and that also describes me perfectly!
Hi GV!
I imagine Mayo is actually a rather canny employee at Reprise and this entire blog is an exercise in market research.
So here's my attempt at a bullsh*t story:
Once upon a time Love Man was a disgruntled employee blogging their heart out from a fragrant meadow studded with wild flowers, when the evil record company who lived in a haunted castle silloutted against a lightening-streaked sky sent out that member of their army of darkness with the blackest heart to vanquish her.
More accustomed to bribing INO & BN moderators with backstage passes to squash the more insurrectional threads, a spark of inspiration flashed as he realised that the older, less blinkered fans could be harnessed as a sounding-board on My Chemical Romance-related matters in a way they would never do wittingly.
Simply by alluding to being a band insider or Gerard Way himself a web of lies was spun to trap the curious and unwary. In time the blogger grew to know the personalities and idiosyncracies of those whose interest was piqued and moulded his posts accordingly, becoming more cryptic and Mayonaise seemingly more emotionally unsure.
Sensing that the 'audience' had open hearts and inquisitive minds a seperate entity (SS) was brought in, yet he and Mayo were one and the same. By hinting that SS' identity was as another in the band, the public reaction to the group's dynamic could be more thoroughly assessed, whilst Mayo's sporadic commenting, under the cloak of anonymity, with regards to the band and, in particular, their singer's crimes against mature behaviour, ignited the posters fury.
Soon those gathered had swelled in number and Mayo became arrogant, secretly creating an alternate universe to furthur create intrigue and to feed the sense of power he lacked in real life as a mere industry underling.
But secrets cannot remain so for long, the 'rental' was discovered and apocalypse threatened. Mayo had to learn contrition or face the sack!
And so it came to pass that Mayonaise begun to cherish what he had created as never before, yet he could never reveal his true identity or intentions; to this day he traverses the Land of BlogBelieve, quoting poetry, changing his location so as to never confirm or deny that belief to which some still cling to and never answering any of the damn questions asked of him!
And yet for this community that was once created from ether laced with cynicism we shall all live happily ever after....
I'm really quite full of cr*p when I put my mind to it!!
Kass xx
Gentle Vengeance said...
I have an obsession with stationary
Do you mean stationery? 0_o
Anonymous,
I, too, am a Virgo unfortunately.
I have never, EVER met a gullible Virgo.
I personally think we are the most evil sign of the zodiac.
We don't try and change ourselves so we're like, we just want everyone to praise us and tell us how fantastic we are. We're all narcissists.
Kass,
That story was awesome.
PPU,
Yes! Thank you, I am dumb.
Kass, I love that. 'Tis brilliant.
Oh, and one last thing none of you will believe but I must state it anyway.
That whole thing about Virgos being perfectionists is a lie. A LIE I tell you!
We're secretly the most competitive creatures on the planet and really just want to be better than anyone else which is why we strive so hard to be perfect. Okay, I'm really done for now.
I did not correct you, GV.
I'm a Cancer.
No I don't have crabs!
Kass xx
I'm baaaack!
And the bloody orange B's are still here. Well fuck!
So.....
Hi!!!!!!!!
gentle, you are by far a most interesting single serving friend....
Yee, I love Cancerians!
But, I love everybody.
Thank you for the clarification, PPU. Misunderstanding people is a talent of mine.
I hope you didn't mind me correcting you. It's the perfectionist in me!
Anonymous,
We're getting married tomorrow.
You name the time and place. I promise I won't sexually assault you till you tell me to.
Yes, I have seen that movie a few hundred too many times.
Correct away, Virgo baby!
Correct away! The masochistic side of me has been getting hungry for some loving lately.
Well, well, well.
No wonder I can pick you out of a crowd. And not just because you're purple.
Kass, that is a brilliant story. I love it! Gentle vengeance, I happen to be an Aries as well, but I did enjoy your astrological lesson. It put a smile on my face. Thank you! ^_^
Hello everyone
GV, I'm a Cancer, with a touch of Gemini, though I prefer Chinese astrology, but that's just me.
Not crashing the party am I?
Hello Cupcake,
Am I glad to see you!
So you've weathered the slings and arrows of outrageous twuntburger, and hopefully got some beauty sleep?
Not that you're not beautiful enough already!
Kass xx
Gosh, no, Cupcake.
You're too cute to crash a party. You're more like a walking ornament someone was kind enough to bring.
Avenger,
I'm so glad you're not offended. I love all of you, really!
Hello hello my dearest cupcake. How are you ol' delicious one?
I'm a Libra...bet you all didn't know that.
Allo avenger! damn i really like that name.... it's all super hero like!
Hmmm methinks the lack of sleep is getting to me.
But I'm so glad I do now, if that's really you, Sdock10. Although I did know your birthstone....
(wink, wink)
I love you too gentle vengeance. Always. By the way, those comments you made about Gerard earlier made me laugh!
GV,
It's me.
Trying to pretend like I am working, but not really trying all that fucking hard.
You actually signed in SD, that almost counts as 'work'.
If I can make a pretty girl laugh, then I know I can die happy that day.
Sdock10! I know you don't like me anymore, but I'm so glad I can just say hello to you again 'in person.'
Aw thank you cupcake. Of course I like your name too. It sounds delicious! You must get plenty of rest dear one. I woke up early today, but right now I'm editing one of my old stories and then after that, I'm going back to sleep, regardless of what time it is.
GV,
I still like you.
I just never see you hanging around anymore.
And I should be polite and say "Hello" to The Avenger too!
I'm glad you liked my fairy tale. If I never post again it's because it's all true and I've been assassinated by their A&R guy...
Kass xx
Even though I'm sure Gerard Way would be offended, my brother and I always imagine him doing the silliest things. He's sort of our comedic muse. Whenever there's a joke that needs someone in it, we use Gerard Way.
Kass, thank u! and no, no sleep, third night in a row.
GV!!! an ornament? Thank you! *hugs*
The voice of reason?
The one to balance everything out?
The optimist?
Sdock10.....the Libra.
The one to rock the boat?
The one who sometimes loves to manipulate?
Princess....the Scorpio
Back to fucking work I go...
Moods swing much?
Fuck yes.
Sdock10,
I guess I always assume the worst because I felt like I was posting a million times a week on your blog and figured you probably didn't want me doing that. But, anyway, I just realized I'm airing my dirty laundry out in public! Don't get your nose too close, it's kinda smelly.
Although it will never be as smelly as our Gerard Way, thank goodness.
Gentle Vengeance said...
Even though I'm sure Gerard Way would be offended, my brother and I always imagine him doing the silliest things. He's sort of our comedic muse. Whenever there's a joke that needs someone in it, we use Gerard Way.
- I thought only my Mother, best friend and I did that! but we mean it nicely! lol
Cupcake,
Ah! That's hilarious! We don't mean to be cruel to him, either.
We always just have him pop up in the most random situations and do something goofy.
I have never, EVER met a gullible Virgo.
I personally think we are the most evil sign of the zodiac.
LMAF! My mother is a Virgo ;)
RW,
I think you know perfectly well what I'm talking about, then.
We are soooo evil!
LMAO, I just get these weird visions in my head.... when i heard his dream car was a corvette with the license plate 'knives' I imagined him in a child's peddle car, in the shape of a corvette, peddling along, looking pissed, ciggie hanging out of the corner of his mouth, and worm walking along beside making sure he didn't run off the path onto the road....
Yes, I am a cow!
Oh, I do, GV, I do!
I, by the way, am an Aquarian (can you say "moody flake"??) ;)
OMG, Cupcake, I love you!
That is the best image EVER!!!!! So perfect.
RW, my mums a virgo too, and my Grandma! they're only a tad evil....
If I can make a pretty girl laugh, then I know I can die happy that day.
Gentle Vengeance, you mean that? Thank you. I think you're pretty too!
Hi there Kass how are you? Those A&R guys are silly if they have to assinate you. That story is quite fascinating, yet somehow funny. Hi there RW
Did I just say assinate? I mean assasinate. Apologies for that. LOL
Aww GV, thank you, I love you too!
Tis rather good isn't it?
GV & CC you are too cheeky!
Poor Gerard, ignored and chubby at school, finally gets his one shot at being 'cool' and ends up the butt of your jokes.
Felt a pang of pity for him there, but only the one...
Kass xx
FASC said,
watch it PP he might get ideas if you're on your knees!!
PP said:
She'll be right. SisterM taught us the ways of the blowj well.
As long as it works and mayo reposts
LOL! Cool, does this mean I'm some kind of blow-job Yoda? (My best friend calls me Blowda, she's Oblowme-wan!)
The force is strong in that one...
*rofl* Good morning, everybody!
Thanks for making me laugh at work, maybe now they won't suck out quite so much of my soul...
Fuck, YEAH they will! ~_~
when i heard his dream car was a corvette with the license plate 'knives'
Somebody please tell me he doesn't actually own that.
I imagined him in a child's peddle car, in the shape of a corvette, peddling along, looking pissed, ciggie hanging out of the corner of his mouth, and worm walking along beside making sure he didn't run off the path onto the road....
HAHA! I can so see that!
No no, RW. Aquarians aren't all that moody and flaky. They're just the most sensitive of the air signs, that's all.
Although what's funny is that you're the only sign whose anger I can't ignore. You just get right under my skin, somehow.
Avenger, thank you!
I think I spelled that other word wrong too. Oh well.
RW, my mums a virgo too, and my Grandma! they're only a tad evil....
Mazybe the evilness dillutes as Virgos get older.
Hello there BC :) How are you today? I'm home sick from work :(
I liked awkward, chubby Gerard. He was genuine & original. I don't like this new "cool" Gerard. He comes across as aloof and insincere. And jaded.
Well I see him as being very sexy in his peddle car Kass! and I think he was a sexy chubby kid.... I woulda hit that! O_O
Hi sis M! *hugs*
RW, I hope to high hell he doesn't! that would be soooo wanky... though he could get away with it better than others.
My bro and I had tickets to see them at Syracuse, but they cancelled that morning. My brother literally had to stop himself from crying but I said, hey let's go anyway. So while we were there we imagined that this figure in a big black hoodie with a cane was hiding in a stall from all the big animals there and that it was Gerard Way being all crazy and stuff.
resurrected wreck said...
I liked awkward, chubby Gerard. He was genuine & original. I don't like this new "cool" Gerard. He comes across as aloof and insincere. And jaded.
- I know what you mean.... but he's in there somewhere.
Although what's funny is that you're the only sign whose anger I can't ignore. You just get right under my skin, somehow.
I apologize on behalf of us Aquarians.
You know what? That's the second time today I've apologized for Aquarian anger/moodiness, and it's only noon :/
I imagined him in a child's peddle car, in the shape of a corvette, peddling along, looking pissed, ciggie hanging out of the corner of his mouth, and worm walking along beside making sure he didn't run off the path onto the road....
To be honest, that image sounds quite adorable, yet somehow funny. Hi there Sister m.
I miss awkward, chubby Gerard too. I think he's more cuter and sincere when chubby. I would have loved pinching those cheeks. RW, I'm sorry to hear that. Get well soon! Cupcake, I thought he was sexy being chubby as well ^_^
- I know what you mean.... but he's in there somewhere.
I agree, Cupcake. Which is why I still keep hanging on for this band.
EEeep!
Take it back, RW! You Aquarians are too nice. Say, fuck YEAH VIRGO WHAT? Course you feel me when I'm angry, I'm INTENSE like that! Too intense for you piddling manipulative vampiric witches!
EEeep!
Take it back, RW! You Aquarians are too nice.
Oh, I'm definitely not nice. Far too bitchy for that. I'd like to think that I'm fair. But nice? I wouldn't say so. I'm a disgrace to my fellow (nice) Canadians ;)
Say, fuck YEAH VIRGO WHAT? Course you feel me when I'm angry, I'm INTENSE like that! Too intense for you piddling manipulative vampiric witches!
Word, betch!! (lol)
I like something to hold onto avenger! haha gosh I'm naughty today!
Me too RW, me too.
And then you gotta go, UH!
And give them the Aquarian pelvic thrust of OBLIVION!!!!
OK, Bye-Bye People!
It's been emotional!
Have a splendid weekend one and all!!
Hyvää Syntymäpäivää Pixie!!
Enough with the exclaimation marks!!!
Love,
Kass xx
I know what you mean.... but he's in there somewhere.
I believe that as well. The old Gerard is still in there. I wish we could see more of that Gerard instead of the new one. The new one is causing me to say things like:
fjknjdhijjg! gjjdmjm,f!
Honestly, saying those things has more of a diversed affect than profanity.
He's still a sweet kid. He just needs to find him again and be more secure with just being himself. I always believe that you should never change for anyone. Be proud of who you are and who you want to be.
Take care Kass. By the way, I like your picture.
And give them the Aquarian pelvic thrust of OBLIVION!!!!
0_0
bye bye Kass! *hugs*
Bye, Kass!
Don't lick anything I wouldn't.
Gentle Vengeance said...
Bye, Kass!
Don't lick anything I wouldn't.
Like a toad? a hallucinogenic toad?
Well, Cupcake, sweetheart, some people actually WANT to lick the hallucinogenic toad!
What wouldn't I lick. I would not lick your elbow if you dipped it in white out.
Cupcake, is there such a thing? O_O
I wouldn't really like licking someone's hair.
I'd do it.
But, no sir, I wouldn't like it.
Oh there is such a thing, people lick toads to get high!
GV, would you lick my elbow under other circumstances? lol
Um, if it was just your elbow, yes.
As long as you secretly didn't infect it with scabies before I lick it.
Or rub some ebola or AIDS on it, then I'm comfortable with it.
My best friend likes to put my hair in her mouth.
I do NOT condone such behavior....
I think she has a problem....
Mayo,
I'm sorry that I haven't been here for quite a while now. Working nights has tightened it's grip around my available time.
I do want to say thank you for this post. It made me really FEEL, which is something your recent posts haven't been able to do.
I know your anger, as I too have felt it.
It is beneficial for you to get it out because it helps you to heal. And by doing it through writing, it lets you vent without physically or emotionally hurting those whom you love. Unless they read this of course, then that becomes something different.
Keep letting out your feelings through this blog if it helps you. I know that it does or else you wouldn't be doing it. It's better to do it here than to explode and take the anger out on those whom you hold so dear.
Just remember, we are here for you. We listen to you. We love you.
Magic Pie
There is this one episode of the Simpsons where Homer was licking toads. You can imagine what happened after that.
As far as licking goes, I wouldn't want to lick a toilet seat.
How about chocolate-dipped elbows?
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