Sunday, November 11, 2007

The ink hasn't even dried yet.

A hollowed out tree hides
a mystery in feathers.
The hoot-hoot sound
claims your ear.

You hear it and climb.
Pull out the twigs and
twine that connect it
to the vine.

The wise old bird
caught the worm,
that early riser
has lost a turn.

Get some fucking sleep already, you crazy mother fucker.

p.s. 1:16am: an answer, let's see...Divine Intervention. Adam can sing so lovely.

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Anonymous said...

Entropy said...
616,that is the closet that says KEEP OUT,it's mayo's secret stash.Last time we had a party here,we found....I don't think you want to know.
============

If it says KEEP OUT, you do know we MUST go in!

I need help getting this big arsed sheep in my purse!!!!

Fimble Star said...

616 i am scared we all know what happened last time we opened it.



i think the princess should open it

toujours said...

yes, mustard, i believe it ought to have been.

...or a leer.

*leers*

ergoproxy said...

hang on...HANG ON !

Does mayo have a sheep cloning machine in here somewhere because I'm sure we only had one to start with!

Fimble Star said...

616 you hold your purse wide open and i will push it in ok.

Jennicula said...

Ok, I have some bubblegum, a battery and some string. Do you think we can blast the closet door open with this stuff?

Fimble Star said...

ergo maybe it had a baby.

Anonymous said...

UM, ONE QUESTION. JUST ONE ITTY BITTY QUESTION.






HOW THE HELL DID A SHEEP GET INTO MAYO'S?

sdock10 said...

Damnit, I finally made it back to the party.

Ergo, you get special treats for singing me some Def Leppard and some Cheap Trick.

Funny how shit happens to remind you that you are not a child anymore...like for instance, maybe going to pick up a said child from a field trip only to find out that the said child is at like a different school....oh well oh well, totally NOT my fault.

Party on..

Fimble Star said...

god jen.
check you out

i didnt know you knew how to make bombs. can you teach me hehehe

toujours said...

oh ergo -- i hope he doesn't! cuz, i mean -- kinky is one thing, but sheep are a whole 'nother! D:

Anonymous said...

Okay Fimble, I'm ready when you are!

Then we have to make a human pyramid to help TJ get back on that chandelier......
I know she liked the view from up there ;-)

Amyranth said...

ergoproxy said...

hang on...HANG ON !

Does mayo have a sheep cloning machine in here somewhere because I'm sure we only had one to start with!


.... FEEDLESTEEKS!!

No wonder the cocoaporter doesn't work. It's a Clon-a-matic 9000.


... Happy Birthday SV20. Would you like a sheep?

-Amyranth

ergoproxy said...

ok stop for a sec...

STOP !! OI !!!!!

*grabs sheep and throws it *

baaaaaaaaaaaaa thud

SHUSH!!

sorry Kapunua- did you want to discuss something?

Fimble Star said...

lol sd10. how did you manage that hehehe.

Anonymous said...

I can't say this for certain but..
At the Leathermouth show in NYC, Frank said his grandmother was ill. This wasn't said on stage, but during a private conversation a friend of mine had with him. He mentioned that she was slowly getting better, but we all know how it is with the elderly. It's a struggle when you're older.

Perhaps he had to go home for her? I pray not, but that seems to me like a more logical explanation than a simple miff with Gerard.

Frank, I can only wish you and your family the best.

Fimble Star said...

616 well jen can make bombs so she can plant it and then once the door is open we shal go in and investigate.

then we can help tj. maybe she could sprinkle confetti down over the top of us

Anonymous said...

mustardisbetter said...
UM, ONE QUESTION. JUST ONE ITTY BITTY QUESTION.






HOW THE HELL DID A SHEEP GET INTO MAYO'S?



Not just ONE sheep MIB. A whole herd!

Welcome back Sdock10. Where's Ergo? Is she searching for some CCR now?

Entropy said...

Weclome back, Sdock!

I'm in for a Mayo discussion.

anima said...

You are the best!!! Sorry I missed the surprise Smoke. SURPRISE!

I am just popping in. Or "pooping" in. (awww, the memories...)

Still searching the house for things to donate.

Be back soon. :)

soulconnector said...

Hello everyone

Whoa a B-day party...with alot of sheep?

(laughing at all this)

What is that noise? Oh, I see Mayo's dress in sewn on and it affecting his voice,it's alittle high.

ergoproxy said...

*ducks under table to be heard over incessant baaaaaing*

anon I agree it seemed sudden and unplanned, I hope it's nothing too bad, but as you said I doubt it's about Gerard

toujours said...

but 616, fimble, i don't want to go back up on the chandelier.

can't i stay on the floor with the rest of you? please?

*puppydog eyes*

sdock10 said...

Ok I'm only the aunt here and technically not really, but the said child's grandmother neglected to tell me what fucking school the child should be picked up at so I
ASS-U-ME-D. and i got it WRONG!!

Oh well oh well oh well

Did I just see Mayo? I thought he was in the cake?

Jennicula said...

What the?! Where?! (searches floor)

I think a sheep ate my string. I can't blow anything up with just a battery and bubble gum. That's silly!

Anonymous said...

Howdy SoulConnector! Help yourself to some sheep. They seem to be some sort of strange party favor ;-)

ergoproxy said...

"beach baby beach baby
give me your hand
give me something that I can remember...."

*oof*


da da da da da DAH
da da da da da DAH


well how about that! I never knew sheep could conga ...

elena said...

Ok this is a party no talk of children. I've run away from home today just to get away from mine. I think we need more music. Come on someone put something on. All I've got with me is "Play That Funky Music"

Anonymous said...

toujours said...
but 616, fimble, i don't want to go back up on the chandelier.

can't i stay on the floor with the rest of you? please?

*puppydog eyes*

==========
I could never say no to puppydog eyes ;-)

Amyranth said...

What is that noise? Oh, I see Mayo's dress in sewn on and it affecting his voice,it's alittle high.

My dress is pasteded on yay?

Does anyone know how to shut this frigging thing down? It just keeps cloning!

-Amyranth

Smoke said...

Sdock10, I told you DFACS was gonna git you sucka! People, do not leave your children with Sdock10. Just a warning.....

Discuss Mayo, eh? Well I guess so. Since he is allowing my party at his place.

What shall we discuss, K?

And before I forget and before anyone else leaves.....

Thank you all so much. Anon 616, MIB, Miss T, MJ, Ergo, Entropy, K, CTV, Jennicula, FS, Star, TJ, Elena, Amyranth, SS, BC, (where is Sis Midnite, btw) and anyone else I might have forgotten. I suck at names, sometimes. Just know that ya'll have made me so happy today.

LOVE YOU ALL BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!

Even you MAYO-NAZE!

Now, back to the party........and sheep?

ergoproxy said...

oh sdock how embarassing.. I sent my daughter to school on a pupil free day a few weeks ago


here give the child a sheep
*hands over lamb grabbed while frolicking past*

sdock10 said...

Princessssssssssssssssssss!

Tony, could you please let me have a word with the guest of honor...yes, I will let her come back and sit with you. This will only take a moment.

WHERE IS SISTER MIDNITE????????????????

MIDNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Smoke,

Can I answer the question about your name? Well, that hardly seems fair. OK I see your point.

Ergo,

Throw on some RICKY MARTIN!

She Bangs, She Bangs

Fimble Star said...

oh i am sorry tj. its all the sheep they got me confused. maybe we should put the sheep up there. who will help me

Entropy said...

Haha, Anima,I love the memories.

Hey SC.

JocelynHolly said...

Hello my sweets!
Sorry, my trip to the store was a little long! ^_^

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, There was a funky singer Playin' in a rock & Roll Band
And never had no problems yeah Burnin' down one night stands
And everything around me, yeah
Got to stop to feelin' so low And I decided quickly, Yes I did
To disco down and check out the show Yeah they was

Dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die , oh till you die"

soulconnector said...

thanks anon616,

Looks like one already likes me...
no....back off

lands on the floor

What kind of party is this?

dashes to safety

JocelynHolly said...

Ah darn! I missed the start of the party?!

ANYWAYS!

*throws confetti*
*brings out balloons*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMOKE AND VENOM!!
*HUG*

xoxoxox

Entropy said...

Amy,you need to ask AIP,she knew how to destroy the last cloning machine.

Aw,your so welcome Smoke!

Anonymous said...

ergoproxy said...
oh sdock how embarassing.. I sent my daughter to school on a pupil free day a few weeks ago


here give the child a sheep
*hands over lamb grabbed while frolicking past*


LOL! That's something I never thought I would hear!

toujours said...

*whew*
thank you 616. :)

oh, sdock -- you never told me where you wanted the ice sculptures, and so i just put them...over...in the closet....

oh crap, they're melting over everything.

i hope that doesn't short anything out.

Anonymous said...

Hi Paperheartxx!

Entropy said...

Hello, Papaerheart!

Depicted in self destruction said...

hello everyone

Anonymous said...

You are very welcome Princess Smoke. Enjoy your birthday and stay safe. Love to you and everyone here. So long and goodnight.


Love, hugs, kisses,
XOXO,
BC

JocelynHolly said...

Hey anon616 and Entropy! *HUG*
Hey Bitter Sweet! <3

Fimble Star said...

007. here theres a hat for you its special one it has hug-fu written on it

i hope you have your party frock on. and getready for the sheep baaaaa baaaa

JocelynHolly said...

BC, I bought you a teddy bear
*hands Bleeding Chaos a bear that has a heart with Hug Fu written in it*

So I will always be with you, and when you need a hug, I can hug you! *HUG*

JocelynHolly said...

Thanks #8!! *HUG*
I am ready to party!!!

Smoke said...

Oooh, I cannot forget my special little wish fairy.

Thank you Soul Connector!

Anonymous said...

"Entropy said...
Amy,you need to ask AIP,she knew how to destroy the last cloning machine.
"

1. Seek out a large blunt object.
2. Raise high above head.
3. Exert ad much downward force as possible.

You're welcome.

soulconnector said...

entropy....hows it goin
as I dash past for cover and out for some fresh air

be back
`sc

Fimble Star said...

PRINCESS

right i have been trying to find out your name ok.

is tony stewart smoke and someone else is venom. i will try find it out but its hard. did i get it half right?

Entropy said...

Hey, BC. Or goodnight.

JocelynHolly said...

And for the birthday girl...


*hands Smoke and Venom a diamond tiara*

Because you are the princess, I thought you'd like a tiara! I found it in a pair of my old jeans.. ^_^

Jennicula said...

Hey there PH and BC (sneaky, sneaky!)

Sdock, I once forgot to pick my son up from preschool when he had a half day. Oh well, just another thing he'll need therapy for. :)

toujours said...

a.i.p.! that's an adorable icon! :D

Amyranth said...

Uh oh. Lambs.

Now they're not just cloning, they're BREEDING?

Someone! Get me a pair of scissors!

-Amyranth

Jennicula said...

And before I forget, Anon616, lovely stuffing sheep with you. Have a good night. Don't forget your boa.

Smoke said...

Ooohh, sorry I forgot you, too PH!

THANK YOU SWEETIE-PIE!

Told ya'll I suck at remembering names....

ergoproxy said...

aw PH that is so sweet

Entropy said...

Ah AIP, I was hoping you were observing and could help us out,thanks!

JocelynHolly said...

HEY JENNICULA!
*HUG*

Anonymous said...

BC!!! Where have you been hiding all night?

Can everyone put their sheep down for just one minute?

I propose a toast to Princess S&V20 (or 30 now) *wink*
May all your wishes, hope and dreams come true S&V20!

And, everyone else's too......
Cheers!

JocelynHolly said...

Ohh it's okay S&V!
I was hiding in the closet, so you probably couldn't see me ;)
*HUG*

Fimble Star said...

cheers

Smoke said...

FS,

You are half right.

Yes, it's Tony "Smoke" Stewart.

Now, you gotta figure the rest out......^_^

JocelynHolly said...

*raises class*

CHEERS!

Fimble Star said...

ohhhhhh 007. you was in the closet to. so it was you with the wandering hands and not entropy naughty naughty.

sorry entropy. it was ph tuh tuh tuh

toujours said...

cheers!

*glass held high*

Depicted in self destruction said...

CHEERS!

JocelynHolly said...

Haha, it looks like I blew my cover Fimble Star!

sdock10 said...

Cheers you old bitch!

Fimble Star said...

PRINCESS is it KEVIN HARVICK?

am i right princess. so smoke is tony stewart ad venom is kevin harvick?

if i am right do i get a prize

Entropy said...

Ha! Told you Fimble!

Amyranth said...

Cheers Y'all!

Um.. so how many sheep are in here NOW?

*cuts the power cable on the cloning machine*

Mayo's going to have me shot and pissed on over all this. I hope he's not allergic to wool.

-Amyranth

Smoke said...

Cheers, Anon616! Thank you!

Faith, Hope and Love!

Fimble Star said...

007 naughty nuahty. i aint getting back in the closet. tuh tuh tuh hehehe

elena said...

Hey Paper glad you're here. Did you see Mayo's Marilyn Monroe dress, did ya, did ya. He's so purdy. Hey where did he go? Are all the sheep accounted for?

Anonymous said...

AIP, would you like to take those hands off of your eyes, ears and mouth for a minute to join us in the toast ?

I think we can refrain from evil for a few minutes ;-)

JocelynHolly said...

:O That was you in there with me FS? I thought that was Mayo hiding?!

Yes, Elena, I saw his dress! ;)

Very sexy.
Rawr.

Anonymous said...

Good evening, Birthday Girl, fimble, paperheart, anima, toujours, amyranth, jennicula, Kapunua, anon616, and anybody I missed.

I'm late to the party, but I brought a boa for the birthday girl!

Anonymous said...

smoke&venom20 said...
Cheers, Anon616! Thank you!

Faith, Hope and Love!

==========
You're welcome love! Now, I need a refill ;-)

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Star! *HUG*

Smoke said...

FS,

OOOohhh, no. You just went WAY over the line with that one. Tony is my one and only NASCAR champ.

Clue*

I've mentioned before one of my FAVORITE songs.....

Jennicula said...

S&V

May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.
If you must steal, steal kisses.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with us, your friends.

Fimble Star said...

hey star your never late. party all night


007 i do not want to be thinking wat you were doing if you thought i was mayo. you supposed to be a teddy bear tuh tuh.

right next time i am hiding in the plant pot

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

You look too fucking fabulous my dear and yes you are that pretty.

Dude, did someone spike the punch?

toujours said...

hey there star! :D

Fimble Star said...

ohhhhhhhhh PRINCESS

smoke is tony and venom is thank you for the venom

hahahahhaha am i right
omg yay do i get a prize

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the teddy bear paperheart. I really appreciate that little teddy bear *hugs*
Hello Anon616 and entropy. I will not stay so this is my last comment. I am going to stay away from the blogs. I am truly sorry, but right now I need to focus on my future and getting over the flu. Apologies to everyone here. You are all so dear to me.


Please feel free to email me anytime you wish. I left my email address on my blog. For now I must leave. Take care. Much love to all of you.


XOXO,
BC

Jennicula said...

Beer goggles SDock?

Anonymous said...

Hi Star! I think this party will be going on into the wee hours of the morning......

My sheep and I have to leave for awhile; but I hope you ladies and gentlemen (if any are lurking) have a great time!!! I had a blast ;-)

Love and Hugs to all!

I do hope Frank and his family are all well.....
I shall keep you all in my thoughts and prayers. For those who don't pray, I'll be sending good vibes your way ;-)

Fimble Star said...

goodbye bc. i will speak to you soon on email ok hun

Anonymous said...

You people are so cute sometimes.

(Not sarcasm.)

Jennicula said...

Bye BC and Anon616. Don't stay away too long.

Fimble Star said...

616 your leaving?

o well i wont go into the closet until you get back ok

Entropy said...

Hey Star!

Sorry to hear that BC.

toujours said...

it was good to see you bc -- get well, ok?

Anonymous said...

Hi Paperheart *HUG*
Hi Toujours!

Did I miss any party games?

Fimble Star said...

thank you redrum. are you here for the party. there is plenty of sheep to go around hehehe

Fimble Star said...

omg princess. i am sat on the edge of my seat. did i get it right?

toujours said...

see you later 616!

Jennicula said...

light as a feather, stiff as a board
light as a feather, stiff as a board
light as a feather, stiff as a board
light as a feather, stiff as a board
light as a feather, stiff as a board

I don't think it's working.

JocelynHolly said...

FS, I still am a teddy bear! ^_^

Goodbye for now BC, expect an email from me very soon!
*HUG*

toujours said...

you haven't missed any games yet star -- unless you wanted to see sheep conga-ing?

elena said...

Get well BC. We will miss you until you return.

Smoke said...

DING! DING! DING!

You got it FS!

And the 20 of course, is the #20.

Here you go dear, a special tiara just for you!

Well, yeah and folks tend to say I'm a little venomous, too. They're just haters. ^_~

ergoproxy said...

CHEERS !!!

I think a sheep stood on my computer it wouldn't load comments!


and look I ...have.....











ICECREAM !!!!!
(and a vegan alternative)

sdock10 said...

NO we are so cute allfuckingtimes

:)

Mayo wants to know where is his tiara.

Man, You have to ask the Princess.

Fimble Star said...

fucking hell princess. you mean i actually blessed ith i tiara.

is it actually mine. can i touch it. omg i feel so happy whoop whoop

sdock10 said...

Jennicula,
Beer Goggles?
Apparently so.


Guess what I found?

Bert McCookies...they are divine. You must taste them.....

toujours said...

ergo, tell me you have green tea ice cream in there. please.

Anonymous said...

Toujours, did we play place the purple boa on the sheep yet? It's a great party game!

And...
Has anybody ever had Vegan icecream? I think I'm becoming lactose intolerant.

JocelynHolly said...

PH must be off for today.
Mayo, I have another tiara, just for you. ^_^
It's not as nice as the one for Smoke and Venom, but it'll do!
*HUG*
Love you all;
-007

Fimble Star said...

tj. i love the idea of sheep conga. is it just for the sheep or can anyone join in. please i love the conga and i have a tiara so i will be extra special in it hehehe

freddycharles said...

Happy birthday Smoke and Venom! My birthday is exactly one week from now...not that I care. I care that I get to go to NYC this weekend. I LOVE LOVE LOVE New York. I feel at home and completely alive there.
One year, my parents came to my house for my birthday 2 1/2 hours away from them. My mom made dinner and my husband came home from work after me and said, "hey, what's the cake for?"? It was embarrasing. Especially since my parents are not too fond of him to begin with...AWKWARD.
So, I hope yours was a good one. November birthdays have a habit of being kind of dreary and today was beautiful here so I hope it was where you are too!

(Well, this says the 13th already and I'm still posting on November 12th)

Anonymous said...

As much as I’d like to answer someone here, I cannot. I keep getting an error page. That makes complete sense and adds itself perfectly to my last few days. I’ll keep trying to send this until it works.

Fimble Star said...

good night 007. i will email you real soon ok hun
night night

Anonymous said...

Hey Sdock, I'm really digging your "alfuckingways" in your posts lately. It just sounds cool.
Imma steal it and start using it too!

Entropy said...

Bert McCookies!? These taste delicious! Just filled wih Bert Love.

Amyranth said...

Fimble Star said...

thank you redrum. are you here for the party. there is plenty of sheep to go around hehehe


Well now that just sounds dirty!

-Amyranth is trying to collect ewes for the poor.

Jennicula said...

Goodnight Paperheartxx.

Anonymous said...

*HUG* Paperheart!
Have a good night.

freddycharles said...

Ah, our SS is wicked smart! No question about it. How I adore a man with a great mind. I do hope all is well with him and his...

toujours said...

fimble, star, i think 616 took the sheep, so i don't know how well we can play those games.

let's just jump rope with these boas instead!

Smoke said...

OOOOHHHHH, YAY! Bert McCookies!

YUMMO!

Nothing better than ice cream, Bert McCookies and Fun-Size Franks.

Double Yummo!

Entropy said...

Goodnight, Paperheart!

toujours said...

good night paperheartxx!

*bows*

Fimble Star said...

omg amy. you have a dirty mind. no wonder you fit so well here hehehehe.

Anonymous said...

Entropy said...

Bert McCookies!? These taste delicious! Just filled wih Bert Love.


Umm.... eww? *spits out cookies* WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

All of a sudden the party stops everyone hears a horse galloping towards them but they see no horse. A mirror on the wall smashed into peace and through the frame of the broken mirror riding on a beautiful black unicorn comes Mj. Followed by a parade of MCR clones singing happy birthday. Mj rides over to the princess and hands Her a shinny new tiara.

Sorry you guys I got called away on business with the doctor.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

The only way it could possibly get any better would be to have Adam feed it you............

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight PH and why do you have a sheep? Wait I don't want to know.

Fimble Star said...

welcome back mj.

k is havoc having a nice time. did he eat the cookies to

Anonymous said...

This shit is so much funnier reading.


We should all join to form our own society.

Kinda like the Red Hat Society, but cooler and much younger.

And we'd have a sheep as a mascot. And we'd dress Mayo up and make him sit all lady-like. We'd put makeup on him, and do all sorts of girly stuff. *MWAH*


You nearly made me spit out my beverage every other comment. Thank you.

ergoproxy said...

I have all kinds of icecream!!

freddycharles said...

Oh please no "mwah" it reminds me of someone....

toujours said...

dress Mayo up and make him sit all lady-like.

*massive spit-take*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Happy Birthday S&V20 do you like your new tiara?

sdock10 said...

Go right ahead Baroness, usually I don't say anything worth repeating so feel free to use what you choose.......


Alfuckingways!

Unless you are going to get paid for using and then I want my check.
:)
...just sayin

K,

How dare you spit Bert love on the floor?

Smoke said...

Thank you, MJ! This tiara is spectacular.

K, how dare you spit out Bert McCookies.....he is nothing but pure love.

Sdock, if I had Adam feeding me? Oh dear Lord. Words couldn't express........

Anonymous said...

Freddy Charles:

You are so bad.

No, this isn't "She who shall not be named." I lurked INO long enough to not say shit about that.


Just a little air kiss ;)

toujours said...

martha, i just want to say, that was the most amazing entrance i have ever been privelaged to witness. you deserve an oscar. no, two.

yes. two oscars. :D

Fimble Star said...

mib have you been out the fridge again.

wat is the red hat society

Jennicula said...

Mustard, I think we have already created our own society. We're the Mayo Clinic, Mafia, whatever it is this week.

Anonymous said...

MIB, rahahahahaha!

Sdock, you should trademark "alfuckingways"

Kapunua, how is your dog doing?

freddycharles said...

Thank you MIB, (air kiss back)

toujours said...

I have all kinds of icecream!!

even green tea? you have green tea? can i have some green tea. please?

*does happy green tea dance*

um. no, i do not have an obsession with green tea. why do you ask?

Entropy said...

Hey, Martha!

K,you don't like Bert love?
C'mon it's Bert.

Original Punk J said...

Hey all!

I was gonna stop at the party, but my date stood me up. But, I thought, what the hell, so I came over.

Imagine the thoughts that went through my head when I looked in the window.

Sheep? And quite a few of them, too.

So, I think I'll just wander off home and read a book.

Seriously, I've got a fairly busy day tomorrow and need some more rest. BTW, L called, she said her mum's surgery went really well; there are approximately 4 billion eye drops to administer, but other than that it's all hokey-pokey. She should be back here Wed. And she said Happy Birthday again, Princess.

She also wants me to post a little note to our missing friend, so I'll do that, and then bid you a good evening.

Mayo? That sheep you've got there? Why does it have lipstick on? And a long brown wig? Never mind, I don't think I really want to know. At least put a boa on the poor thing!

Night, all. Sweet dreams, and enjoy your party! Talk to you tomorrow!

love to all

J

Anonymous said...

The Red Hat Society *cough* is a club S&V now belongs to *cough* is a society that little old ladies with not much to do except soak their dentures and wait on their little men, who gather to play bingo and eat mashed up vegetables.



*CHEESY GRIN*


Straight from the fucking dictionary, I tell you.



Sorry 'bout that S&V. I couldn't hold back. You're so lovely to be taking my jokes this well. :) Happy Birthday ;)

Anonymous said...

Fimble star, red hat society is women over 50, (I think), who wear red hats and go out to lunch and stuff. I think it may be based on a book, but I am not sure.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Thank you Tj it was really fun if giving the chance you should all try it.

Amyranth said...

Fimble Star said...

omg amy. you have a dirty mind. no wonder you fit so well here hehehehe


And to think I just washed it this morning!

The Mayo Clinic Mafia?

-Amyranth is still chasing sheep in a ripped and dirty dress.

toujours said...

'night, j!

*hands sheep an extra boa*

Anonymous said...

Night, J!

ergoproxy said...

*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

just shearing,
carry on...

*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Anonymous said...

Good to hear her mother's doing well J.

Loved her message to the Mayo-ster as well.

Very fruity!

Smoke said...

Thank you J! Tell L, thank you as well. Glad all is well with her mom.

toujours said...

it definitely looked like fun martha, and - did you have a soundtrack? because i swear i heard rising violins and trumpets when you came in...

Jennicula said...

J. Tell L. we missed her at the party and I'm glad her mom is doing well.

Could you imagine how crazy this party would have been if we had been drinking? Yikes!

Entropy said...

I'm so happy to hear that L's mom is okay.
Goodnight, J. Talk to you tomorrow.

Fimble Star said...

hahaha. can i join the red hat society. i am only 29 away from 50. do you think they will let me in.

amy you must have not washed it all the way though. or maybe you just cant get the dirtiness out of your mind hehehehe

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello to entropy and goodnight to j and thank you for the update on L

Anonymous said...

THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?!


I thought I was hearing things.


MJ:

You brought the whole kingdom to Princess' party din'tya?

Original Punk J said...

Oh, and Mustard? The girly stuff with Mayo--he already does that on the weekends, I hear.

Kapunua--thank Heaven someone else doesn't enjoy the Bert McCookies. They look like they would leave a bad taste in your mouth. It's possible, though, that Mayo likes them.

(And I hope your dog is okay.)

now I'm gone!

J

Fimble Star said...

good night j. sweet dreams

ergo i hope you shaved all the wool off.

sdock10 said...

Ergo,

I don't think I've seen you this wound up since the very first NUTBUSTERS kickball game.

Carry on, carry on.

Speaking of NutBusters where is the co-captain?

SISTER MIDNITE???

Anonymous said...

Gosh, I don't mind Bert Love. I just didn't realize it was an ingredient. Has that man been tested? ^_~ Man, I thought they tasted a little salty! Damn.

Amyranth said...

Alright, I give up.

Shear sheep, mate sheep, keep sheep. I don't care.

I hope Mayo accepts Monopoly Money.

Anyone up for some Aqua?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXJlBd3Mf8

-Amyranth

Smoke said...

Oh, MIB. You shall feel the wrath of the princess. I won't tell you when it's coming but know this........IT'S COMING.

Just kiddin'.

Seriously, those little old ladies in their red hats kind of creep me out. I don't know why. Something about all the purple and red. I hate purple and red together. It's just not my fave combo.

Anonymous said...

OH, that's sooo bad J.


Really bad, but very funny. ;)

Fimble Star said...

ohhhh amy. my kinda gal. aqua

ok ergo. do you still have the aqua cd so you can blare it out the speakers

Anonymous said...

S&V:

;)

I don't like purple and red together either. Talk about clashing!

That's worse than when Bowie sported his shit on stage. That I thought was bad.

The little old ladies topped him.

Amyranth said...

Next up, a birthday spin, especially for our Birthday Girl!

"Aqua's My Oh My!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnT3DfQyrw

- Amyranth is fake Dj'ing. I never said I was good at it!

Anonymous said...

Have the clowns arrived yet? Everyone LOVES clowns at a birthday party.

Smoke said...

Where is Sis Midnite?

SISTER, WHERE ARE YOU????????? I WANT MY HAPPY B-DAY FROM YOU!!!!!!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello mib yes I did. and if you want we can go for a ride in a time traveling space ship. Who I s up for that.

Anonymous said...

S&V20, yeah! The color combination is overwhelming.

toujours said...

Seriously, those little old ladies in their red hats kind of creep me out.

it's because they're actually a terrorist organization. top of the list in fact.

i kid you not.

*goes into mayo's kitchen, and begins to make coffee*

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Star, and,

Kapunua--thank Heaven someone else doesn't enjoy the Bert McCookies. They look like they would leave a bad taste in your mouth. It's possible, though, that Mayo likes them.

(And I hope your dog is okay.)


Oh, don't get me wrong, I loves me some BMcC. It's just, I didn't know he'd be baking the cookies and adding his own "special ingredient." ;D

Glad Ma OP is okay. ^_^

My alpha-girl is doing better since I got her some Rymadil, but man, she is so sore. She's got about 8-10 staples in her leg and she can't do the stairs, which means my folks can't dog-sit her tomorrow, which means her alone in my house all day tomorrow, which means my poor houseplants! I'm going to have to barricade them. ^_^

Thank you for asking, she is my best dog, my Alpha-girl, my true she-wolf. ^_^

Anonymous said...

We should all go attack her blog.

That seems to be the thing to do, don'tcha think?

Fimble Star said...

hahahahaha anonymous. your my kinda anonymous. i have been asking for clowns all night. whoop whoop

PRINCESS can we have clowns please

Original Punk J said...

SS:

L wanted me to send you a message also, here goes.

"First and foremost, I hope Frank is ok, and is welcome here anytime. Tell him please take care of himself. He remains, as always, in my thoughts and prayers.

"Thanks for your gift, it was a great story. You are an excellent story-teller.

"And Mayo, please tell Gerard that I'm not giving up on his ass, either.

"Love to you, Mayo, and to SS as well.

"Its all about the love!
"L"

Amyranth said...

Up next, a joint dedication, To Kapu and Sdock!

It's P!nk's U + Ur Hand!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YAHodp2H2Y

- Amyranth was fine before this started, now you're stuck with her.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Have the clowns arrived yet? Everyone LOVES clowns at a birthday party.


If by "everyone loves them" you mean "we're going to punch them in their big, oil-painted clown vagina" then you're right on the money!

sdock10 said...

Who the fuck said clowns? Oh hell no, FUCK THAT SHIT.

Those are some scary motherfuckers.

Anonymous said...

It's just, I didn't know he'd be baking the cookies and adding his own "special ingredient."


And if I were a Roger, this is where I would go *nudgenudgewinkwink*





*Leer*



Right?

Entropy said...

So I killed Bert McCookies by saying they had Bert love in them.
Sorry guys.

Aw,poor doggie,but I'm glad she's doing better.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the song, Amyranth! Got a kick outof that. ^_^

Anonymous said...

The comments by Sdock and Kapunua made about clowns are all Win.


I was just too lazy to copy and paste and add a witty comment underneath with the occasional winky emoticon.

Jennicula said...

I just knocked on Sister Midnight's door. She didn't answer but I left a note asking her to stop by.

sdock10 said...

Amyranth,

I am overcomed and overwhelmed with that dedication.

I am speechless....

Amyranth said...

Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyyBGjKAsf4

- Amyranth is bored, and it's showing...

ergoproxy said...

sorry i am now positive sheep are attacking something in my computer!!

ok

*DJ voice*
lets turn the lights down and slow the mood a little.

"and they called it puppy
looooooove...."

toujours said...

If by "everyone loves them" you mean "we're going to punch them in their big, oil-painted clown vagina" then you're right on the money!

those of us not hiding under the beds that is!

*shudders at thoughts of clowns*

sdock10 said...

MotherFUCKER!

I just saw Pennywise.....

Smoke said...

Imagine being like 6 years old and watching Poltergeist. Clowns scare the living shit out of me. And don't even get me started about Pennywise.......

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