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No Contest
even if no one gets me, if i'm the only one laughing at my jokes, i won't hide myself away from life. it's uncertain and it's dirty and it's fucking exciting, and i want to be a part of all of it.
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
heart full
Today on my way home from class, I stopped off at the petrol station for some petrol. I paid on my card which wasn’t a lot, and then as I was getting into my car, I saw an old man walking past the building. He had a red and green stripy jumper which was frayed at the ends. He was also wearing some jeans that were dirty and had holes all over.
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
It helped.
Jennicula,
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Blog header image by: Anima
I would like to credit the photographer and thank her for sharing her work.
something
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. Hold your head up high and be proud of who you are. If you've had a shitty day and you feel like people just don't want you to be happy, and when you find yourself struggling to make it through the day, just keep on believing and keep the faith. Also, from personal experience, don't push people away. When they say they want to help and that they are there for you, let them in. Believe me, I know how fucking scary that thought is, but don't shut others out.
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
Retro-spectacled
Sometimes, when you look back on stuff in your life, you know, the crap that makes you shake your head and say, "Holy shit, what the Hell was I thinking?" it's part of what makes you - you.
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
aloft
Blazing against the sun
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
Electric Blue
…today I saw a ulysses butterfly it was in our yard and settled to feed on our hibiscus. They really are fantastically beautiful things, the electric blue is amazing, however as they sit with their wings closed they are rather nondescript and dull. Sometimes people are like that, from the outside they seem unappealing but within there hides an amazing beauty for those lucky enough to see it. I hope you appreciate beauty in all things, and look for it perhaps where others miss it.
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.
I read your post again and suddenly without warning memories of construction paper filled my head. I remembered all the lop-sided flowers my girls made when they were young. Bright blue, yellow and pink flowers that were cut out with blunt end scissors would fill the windows to decorate for Easter. An occasional bunny was attempted but those usually ended up looking like creatures from a horror movie. Flowers were so much easier. I can close my eyes and hear the paper being cut into petals. I can smell the Elmer’s glue squirted on in huge blobs to attach each misshapen petal to form the flowers. We had a huge arts and crafts box full of wonderful items just waiting for their imaginations to turn into something wonderful. In my mind I see my daughters, as they once were, small, blond little girls sitting on the floor surrounded by scraps of paper and other art supplies. They would create their masterpieces then proudly show each other. Oh and Lord the messes that would ensue if the glitter made an appearance. Now, the box is forgotten. I’m not really sure where it even is anymore. The few flowers so lovingly created that survived are faded and dusty and high on a shelf they sit. Time marches on, so many things get left behind.
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
From the corner.
I wonder if you noticed
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
Thank You. Truly.
"This little world has grown around us, out of nothing, and it is a remarkable thing. Even the dark and dirty parts, the violent parts. Humanity will not thrive without passion."
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Uncondensed
Your words are what give value to this space.
Never do that again.
Yes, I am aware.
Character Advocacy.
"Don't ever pretend to be something you're not. You are who you are, and no one can change that. The people who don't like the real you are just gonna have to suck it. Don't take shit from anyone. Don't crumble. Throw a few birds, and walk on.
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 2664 Newer› Newest»ok now you've got me with blow pops!
damn.
what about carrots?
flavanoids are important, how about xanthophylls?
(haha that's for clementines and blow pops)
hi there anima, how are you?
Hey Anima! =]
Yes anima I like boobs. Hello and how are you?
Glad you liked them Bc
Hi guys.
I like ice cream
hi anima hi jen
Hey Jen!
hi Jen how are you? I totally forgot I was going to have ice cream. Damn i really wanted it at the time.
Incidentally, a co-worker recently lost her Beta fish to a hungry snail. I didn't know they ate fish!
Hi Ergo
What's new in Australia?
I *LOVE* ice cream!!
Hey Jonsin'
Yes, ice cream is good. Even orange sherbert.
I just lost my frog "Kermit."
But I think the stupid cat ate him.
Ergo, you have never seen snow?
Hello all!
MJ, boobs are great. ;) And grapes, ice cream, but I'm not a big fan of the orange. Orange juice, yes. Just no pulp.
K, very interesting dream. I love dreams.
It's funny that you asked if anyone had dreamt of Mayo's, and here you just did. ESP much?
I was going to have a sundae. How in the hell did I forget about that.
Yes boobs are great but I'm not very fond of my own.
nope anima, never seen it, I'm in the tropics and haven't travelled to the snow yet.
Snails are very underestimated creatures.
Though the fish must've been pretty slow, they don't exactly lunge
Hi there Jen
MJ, get some new ones. It's all the rage!
But, you could get a happy push up bra. They seem to perk those puppies right up.
Hi BC
I like push up bras, but I hate under wire.
Jen I have big boobs 44d I want smaller ones. Not to small. I'm to cheap to get new ones
Boobs *ROCK*!! Don't they, Mayo? :)
0_0
Good Lord! Those are big ta-tas.
My friend got a reduction a few years ago. She had a lot of back problems before the surgery. Her insurance paid for it because it was deemed medically necessary.
When she was recovering, my friends and I got her new "sexy" bras instead of flowers.
I'm happy with the size of my boobs. Eh... just wish they were perkier :/
If we started talking about boobs again I wonder what he would write. Because I wondering hoe do you get bjs from boobs.
I think the hot tea is working. I'm getting sleepy again.
Goodnight everyone. :)
Jen sometimes I forget that I have big boobs and other times I'm like oh my God these things are huge.
Goodnight anima have sweet dreams.
Jen nothing much going on.
weather here today was very nice, we have a new prime-minister (president) so that'll be interesting.
haven't heard much else today
hubby came home with a big flathead fish so that's dinner
I'm happy with the size of my boobs. Eh... just wish they were perkier :/
I need someone to carry them around for me...
Just sayin'.
MJ know the feeling, you kind of forget until they are in the way
Goodnight Anima.
Nighty night, Anima!
I like my boobs too. 34D. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Hey, that's my bra size too, Jennicula! :D
my brother always said more than a mouthful is a waste.lol (he likes small chests)
Haha! EP, your brother is very wise ;)
orange anon must have gone.
shame
*blows kiss*
Just stopping in to say hello again. Why are you all talking about boobs?
Not sure, Elena. But it always seems to come back to boobs in the end.
It gets late, and we get dirty.
*RW is full of cold medication & feeling kinda jiggy*
orange anon must have gone.
shame
Indeed. I quite like orange anon.
Boob talk again?
My 34B's beat all of your's!! ;)
I am off to bed for tonight! I have a nice long day of work ahead of me! ;)
Actually, I'm going to watch some Christmas movie with my beloved sister!
xoxoxo
- 007
*HUG*
But it always seems to come back to boobs in the end.
doesn't it just!
Boobs just seem to be there. That's what'll survive the bomb, cockroaches and boobs
My 34B's beat all of your's!! ;)
Are they perky, PH??
Have a great night! :)
Bye Paperheartxx. (ps, I got yellow paint on you)
Hi Elena!
Bye PH
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
*HUUUUUUUG*
hi Elena we are talking about boobs because i said i like boobs
Okay then...
Jiggy boobs
Boobs just seem to be there. That's what'll survive the bomb, cockroaches and boobs
Lol! Boobs will take over the earth! I have a feeling not many people would have a problem with that.
It gets late, and we get dirty.
Speaking of which, it's time for my shower. Brb...
My boobs are jiggy!
Unfortunately.
good night ph i'll be baCK IN 15
Boobs just seem to be there. That's what'll survive the bomb, cockroaches and boobs
Maybe cockroaches with boobs?
Hi elena!
ha
cockaboobs or boobroaches
obviously it's a scary future ahead
Hi Ergo.
Cockroaches with boobs. Sounds like a Sci Fi Porn flick.
where'd everyone go?
Guys, are we talking about boobs again? ;)
We are indeed, BC! Care to share stories about yours? ;)
BC
again - still
,
take your pick
Ha ha RW. Well, when I was in high school some guy was staring at my chest and said that I had nice tits ^_^
Speaking of dirty talk, and since I missed the whole bowjob conversation yesterday, I would quite like to hear a male perspective on the subject. So if there are any boys lurking - Mayo, SS, this includes you if you feel *ahem* up to it - how about it? What do you like?
Ha ha RW. Well, when I was in high school some guy was staring at my chest and said that I had nice tits ^_^
That's cool, BC! A guy I went to university with used to grope me all the time. He was gay, but he had a real thing for boobs.
cockaboobs or boobroaches
or boobcocks but then that brings up a whole different meaning and I'm not going there.
"Boobroach"! Is that like Mothra??
shit Elena you took my idea cockroach with boobs
Oh good one RW
If they feel UP to it.
Yes guys please RISE to the occasion.
I like boobcocks it would also be a good band name
RW that is an image
Godzilla vs Boobroach!
I had
"Miss **** has big tits "
spray painted on a railway bridge in about my 3rd year of teaching.
I was quite flattered they'd noticed
RW, it goes to show you, no matter the sexual orientation, men are fascinated with our boobs. They look so soft and tender to squeeze.
Mines are pretty big. A size 42D.
^___^
Oh good one RW
If they feel UP to it.
Yes guys please RISE to the occasion.
COME on, don't be shy ;)
Mines are pretty big. A size 42D.
^___^
!!! Those are some bodacious tatas, BC!
I like cockaboobs, but I also like mj's suggestion. boobcocks XD
Martha honest you can have the idea back!!!
I had a guy tell me once that the idea woman would have three boobs. One on the back for dancing.
I think we already know Mayo's answer. X rated in an universe
I like boobcocks it would also be a good band name
"Nevermind the Boobcocks"...
LOL yep, RW and I put the blame my mother for those big ta-tas.
Mines have been groped a couple of times so far ;)
Mayo actually admitted once that he got a bit hot and bothered when we were discussing our chests the first time ^__^
I think we already know Mayo's answer. X rated in an universe
Well, we know that he likes them - hell, what man doesn't?? - but he didn't go into any detail on technique.
Come to think of it, maybe he shouldn't...
I had a guy tell me once that the idea woman would have three boobs. One on the back for dancing.
Lol! I'll bet that a lot of guys which they had boobs, so they'd always be around for them to play with.
So Mayo is a boob man.
Which=wish
MarthaJones said...
I like boobcocks it would also be a good band name
Oh I can just see the merch.
Yeah I want a nice boobcock tee.
or maybe a hat! Hey I've got Boobcocks on my head.
Oh shit it's late....
Boobcocks Head
Oh my oh my
Is he, MJ?
Oh no, I don't think he should. I agree RW O_O
I only have bad boob stories. I don't want to remember them so no boob stories for me.
Nothing wrong with a good grope, BC! Provided both parties are willing participants.
I can't believe I am saying this but I have to admit, boob groping actually feels great O__o
resurrected wreck said...
I think we already know Mayo's answer. X rated in an universe
Well, we know that he likes them - hell, what man doesn't?? - but he didn't go into any detail on technique.
That was rather forgetful of him. I mean if he really wants to go into detail I'm not stopping him
I'm sorry to hear that, MJ. I must admit that I'm curious as to what would constitute a bad boob story, but I won't press the subject.
I would think yes Rw I didn't fine the boob talk from last time to be all that dirty. But than I'm not a guy.
I want to know what guys are thinking when they look at boobs. Like what was GW thinking in that interview where he was looking at that woman's chest.
That was rather forgetful of him. I mean if he really wants to go into detail I'm not stopping him
You know, if he really wants to. Freedom of speech, and all that.
Yeah. That.
Hello BC, Elena, RW, MJ, Ergo, Mayo, SS!
How is everyone tonight/this morning?
HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO J !!!!!!
In honor of her birthday I'm going to spell y'all like that all day (even though it hurts) ;-)
Is that SS one of most amazing human beings on this earth, or what? I do believe he/she is!
Hugs all around!
#6
What is a bad boob story random people on the street offering you a $1 to feel your boobs. It only goes down hill from there.
I want to know what guys are thinking when they look at boobs. Like what was GW thinking in that interview where he was looking at that woman's chest.
"wow I want to rapture those"
I wonder that too, MJ.
^Probably something like "Mmm-mmm, gotta get me a mouth full of that!".
0_0
Mayo no soft pore corn alright. That is just to odd.
I want to know what guys are thinking when they look at boobs. Like what was GW thinking in that interview where he was looking at that woman's chest.
"Hey! Look at all that Sharpie space!"
> I want to know what guys are thinking when they look at boobs.
Something along the lines of a telephone's dial tone.
HI anon
i think all guys like boobs, they are fun to have
but probably not as MUCH fun as guys think.
but mmmmm a nice caress every now and then doesn't go astray
Hello anon616! :D Have you any boob stories to share??
I see we're talking boobs again. Well, I don't have much to speak of and less to grab!
> I want to know what guys are thinking when they look at boobs.
Something along the lines of a telephone's dial tone.
HAHA! Bang on I'd say, Redrum!
I wonder how much of Mayo's blog space had been taken up with boob talk?
Hello anon 616 how are you?
Rw i wish 0_0 had a tongue sticking out. that would have gone great with your comment.
Hello to redrum!
Sorry RW, I don't have one decent boob tale to tell.....
I was offered $20 bucks once, to just stand outside of a guy's car and let him look at me while he 'did his thang'. Ewww......
If Mayo changes his Location to "cleavage", I'll die!
I was offered $20 bucks once, to just stand outside of a guy's car and let him look at me while he 'did his thang'. Ewww......
^ ^
0_0
"Hey! Look at all that Sharpie space!"
Hahahaha!! I love that one and yours redrum hello and how are you?
Lol, MJ!
Yeah anon 616 that is a bad boob story ewww.
MarthaJones said...
Hello anon 616 how are you?
==========
I'm good MJ. Slowly recovering from latest my holiday decorating injury. How about you? I hope all is good.
Holiday decorating injury??
I told y'all MJ!
*note spelling in honor of J*
OUCH
Anon616 said...
MarthaJones said...
Hello anon 616 how are you?
==========
I'm good MJ. Slowly recovering from latest my holiday decorating injury. How about you? I hope all is good.
December 2, 2007 2:33 AM
Injury!?!?!? Don't leave me hanging woman do tell. I'm doing well.
His eyes traveled down her long elegant neck. Lower and lower his gaze feel until it reached her heaving breasts.
"Mayo,dear. What are you looking at?" she asked breathlessly.
"I was thinking you have the most beautiful eyes." he lied effortlessly.
"But love those aren't my eyes" she laughed.
He moved closer to take her into his arms. "I glad,” he said as he crushed her tightly to him. Slowly he slid her body down his. "I'd hate to poke your eyes out."
Oh shit sorry it started out okay but then went straight to hell....
Slowly he slid her body down his. "I'd hate to poke your eyes out."
Haha! Oh my!
Hi there anon616. I must say, that is bad boob story indeed O_o
I love your soft pore corn Elena. really do
resurrected wreck said...
Holiday decorating injury??
=========
Yes, t'is tradition for me. I must injure myself at least 3 or four times before Christmas.
On Thursday I tripped over the garden hose. Outdoor light strings flew all over the yard and I got a boo-boo on my palm.
Saturday, I fell off the ladder. Luckily, it was only a 3 foot fall!
Oh.....the JOYS of the season ;-)
I know I can't be only one who has this particular tradition.....
Tell, tell....
I want Mayo to make his location cleavage and his interests boobs
What can I say I was inspired by Mayo's porn.
Actually what I wrote ended up sounding like porn written by a guy.
I can't say I've ever had a holiday decorating injury, 616. At least not that I can remember.
I wonder how many people have falled off rooves putting up Christmas lights?
And on that note, I must leave y'all. Have a great night, everyone :)
Mj, lol XD
Elena: Your story is about to make me sweat my ThermaCare neck patch off!
goodnight and sweet dreams RW!
Er... falled=fallen
'Night, guys :)
Sorry 616 i don't have that tradition. but for a while when i was in high school I could tell what day of the week it was by how may cuts and scrapes i had
Have a good sleep RW!
*hugs*
Goodnight RW have sweet dreams
Bye RW
Anon616 - Sorry. I'll control the porn. Wouldn't want you to have a neck injury due to porn.
Oh hell even that sounded wrong.
MarthaJones said...
Sorry 616 i don't have that tradition. but for a while when i was in high school I could tell what day of the week it was by how may cuts and scrapes i had
==========
Oh no. That doesn't sound good MJ.
Elena said...
Bye RW
Anon616 - Sorry. I'll control the porn. Wouldn't want you to have a neck injury due to porn.
===========
That COULD happen Elena! ;-)
616 it wasn't there was one week I kid you not that i had a cut on each tip of my finger. And they didn't happen all at once. each fucking day that week i managed to cut the tip of my finger somehow.
It could not only happen. It could be worth the injury.
Ok time for my mind to get out of the gutter.
Someone quick another topic.
How did you manage that MJ? They weren't those darn paper cuts, were they? Those things HURT!
anon616, paper cuts does hurt indeed O_O
Let's see. Another subject, eh?
So far we have: BOOBS, PORN, SWEAT, INJURIES....HURT (me baby)
:D
What should be next????
You know I only remember how I got the fourth one opening a window. Why that one because it was Thursday and I realized what was happening. I looked at my hand and notice I had bandaids on 3 fingers already.
Can't think of any. All the good topics were already discussed ^_^
They sure do, don't they BC. And, it's hell washing your hair with a paper cut!
New topic shit I don't know
When all else fails, talk about the weather.
It was quite brisk here today!
75 degrees F
Yep and as soon as you get cut by the paper, it stings alot :(
Perfect GUMBO weather, LOL!
topic...
i just had cheese and crackers
anyone else like cheese? especially blue cheese?
I love blue cheese I just started eating it this past year. It is so good
Hello Ergo! I LOVE cheese . All kinds of cheese!
Did you have any wine with that cheese?
How are you, besides full?
Guys weather and food are okay but I kinda think they aren't as exciting as....well you know.
Unless the food has something to do with the movie 9 1/2 Weeks. Anyone see that one?
Well, we don't seem to be getting many 'nibbles' with the cheese or the weather topics, do we?
How about a question? I know, that was one....
Here's the REAL question:
What would the title of your autobiography be? (in 3 words or less)
Hi there Ergo. Me, I just like regular American cheddar cheese. Yeah, well, I don't eat alot of cheese, except cream cheese as well ^_^
The title of my autobiography would be:
Fucking crazy woman.
I'm sure alot of anonymous posters will agree on that ^__________^
What would the title of your autobiography be? (in 3 words or less)
Mine would be..WTF
That pretty much sums up my life.
"Fucking crazy woman"
I think that one could apply to MOST of us, BC ;-)
616 I am good, didn't have wine today as i had a whiskey and cola earlier and would like to be able to stand to cook dinner!
I will have some wine then though.
and ALL cheese is fantastic
gosh an autobiography, i've never thought about it,
"Cheese, Wine, Goodtimes"
(ok probably technically 4 words)lol
Lol Anon616, it does doesn't it? :D
Lame ass loser. Nut that would be to exciting so maybe a total waste of time
Elena said...
What would the title of your autobiography be? (in 3 words or less)
Mine would be..WTF
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I like that one too, Elena!
I asked the darn question and now I can't decide on an answer.
I think mine would be
"What Just Happened?"
Yeah, or "Happy, Dark Places"!
BC I love that title!!
and I agree it could apply to a lot, perhaps a combined book called
"fucking crazy women"
Nut I think i meant no. Here's my ass I think that is a good one
Ha ha thanks Ergo. I guess we can change it to "Fucking crazy women."
Ha!
ergoproxy- thinking said...
"Cheese, Wine, Goodtimes"
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That's okay Ergo! It looks like one word to me ;-)
We'll just call that spelling part of your 'artistic license/ interpretation'
"Told you so!"
wasn't Spike Milligan going to ahve "I told you I was sick" on his headstone?
MarthaJones said...
Nut I think i meant no. Here's my ass I think that is a good one
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How about spelling it the European way 'arse'. Much more dignified
;-)
Here's my arse I think i want that on my tomd stone
Blackdeathstar13 said...
Ha ha thanks Ergo. I guess we can change it to "Fucking crazy women."
Ha!
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YAH!! A collaboration!
subtitle: A bowl of nuts
MarthaJones said...
Here's my arse I think i want that on my tomd stone
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Or:
Bottoms UP
"Dicks,Dags and Handbags - Tales of an Aussie Sheila"
ergo- it came to me said...
"Dicks,Dags and Handbags - Tales of an Aussie Sheila"
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Okay Ergo; I know what #1 and #3 are
but
what's a DAG???
Anon616, we must have that subtitle!
Ha ha Ergo, I love that title! :D
well I'm off to bed guys talk to you later.
Who's going to entitle their's
"Hold The Mayo"
????
;-)
Good night MJ and may visions of sugar plums (or whatever makes you happy) dance in your head!
goodnight and sweet dreams mj :)
Goodnight and sweet dreams everyone. I am out of here for the night.
XOXO
I'm off to dreamland too - I hope!
Goodnight BC, Ergo, Elena....any blog voyeurs out there!
Love & Hugs to all!
#6
dag is an endearing idiot
I'm off too bye everyone,see you next time
Wow an empty house. Back to the corner for me. Think I'll read another chapter of "The Long Hard Rapture."
You know I'm just kidding Mayo.
Just teasing with ya!
mayo, i'm sneaking in again. i'll try to rein in my usual rambling proclivities, since i gave so many speeches today already. i'll try. no promises.
have you ever been in a place where you just had to shut down everything, and focus on one tiny task at a time? just to keep from falling apart because the wall you're heading toward is just too big to really look at?
every time i take a peek at it, i get so scared. i never thought i'd be in this place. and there's no way out, except to take one step at a time and keep my eyes on my feet, and hope i'm heading toward the exit.
there's no one to guide me.
have you ever been there? how did you get out? did you pull yourself out, was there some reserve deep within you that you discovered and were able to tap into? or did you have friends and family giving you encouragement and support? it's possible to do it alone, though, isn't it? don't you think?
oh.
this was a bad thing to think about right before going to bed.
i'm going to go find a distraction to clear my thoughts.
sorry for the questions. middle of the night, you know. all the usual defenses seem to drop.
mayo, i don't know what you're doing right now, at this moment, as i type this, not as you're reading it, but i'm hoping you're very well. i hope you're about to laugh, maybe.
yes. i like that idea.
and so good night, good night. i'll be in bed soon, as soon as i can turn off my head.
sweet dreams to you, mayo.
Oh no, has everyone gone to bed around here?
*Whispers so OP J doesn't hear*
Does anyone lurking know OP J's favourite flower?
Pretty please.
Bother.
*improvises and researches meaning of flowers instead*
Slowly he slid her body down his. "I'd hate to poke your eyes out."
Seriously, I have been laughing at this for the last ten minutes...
Thanks I have my moments
Indeed you do, Elena, indeed you do.
How is life treating you?
Could be better, could be worse.
And you? How's life?
Ditto. I've been better, taking one day at a time, but I still make a point to count my blessings every day.
An excellent thing to do. I always try to start each morning on a positive note. I tell myself that today will be better than yesterday. Sometimes it actually works. Just gotta keep trying. Is this morning for you? If so are you starting with a positive vibe?
It is getting late here, so I am just kicking back, reflecting on the events of the day and thinking about what tomorrow brings.
I havent been sleeping so well lately, it's like my mind doesn't want to shut down and let me sleep, even though I feel exhausted most of the time.
Good morning elena and anon
Anon@8:16
Slowly he slid her body down his. "I'd hate to poke your eyes out."
Seriously, I have been laughing at this for the last ten minutes
Laugh all you like anon. It has been known to happen.
*pp divulges too much*
Hello Pickled Possum, I'm sorry to hear that!
Sleep - I have a strange relationship with it. I only sleep three hours a night. That's it, just three. No matter what time I lay down I know in three hours I'll be awake. It never was like this before. I'm not sure why it changed. The only good thing is I don't have to worry about my brain shutting off because as soon as my head hits the pillow I'm asleep.
Perhaps you should read a bit before turning in? Reading seems to be my answer to everything!
Thanks anon.
But better a poke in the eye than up the nose.
I don't have a regular routine and that's probably half the problem.
This place tends to be active 24/7 so it provides a welcome distraction. I actually look forward to tuning in to the latest episode of the crazy blog ladies and try to read as many of the comments as I can.
Crazy Ladies Blog? Who us?
Glad to entertain....
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