Saturday, November 17, 2007

Best Friend

The brick and mortar embellishment
conceals despair.
I buried it in the backyard,
along with that old rag of a dog,
that I loved and held to my heart.
Passed on and by too fast for
my eyes and hands to grab tight.
And I wonder now, if I had held
just a bit tighter, would I have
a handful of fur rather than dirt
and hurt?






p.s. been body snatching...Mayo is Keyser Söze.

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Martha Smith-Jones said...

Are you guys still here?

Loli Lovette said...

I just wrote a riddle for the silly anons who want to 'hate' us.

I seriously don't give a flying eff about Gerard Way except for the music he helps to make. I'm way past caring. People need to get their facts straight before they start whining about a group of people who they think are whiny.

Carrie said...

Ok, haven't even read through the latest comments. I have a request. Has anyone seen an Australian movie, where a group of school kids on a field trip end up going all Lord of the Flies on some thug's ass, and they end up at the end of the movie, with the guy's heart in a jar in their classroom? I think their may be cartoon character masks involved too. it's a pretty old movie, but being as we all are dinosaurs :) here I figure someone may know what I'm talking about.

Jennicula said...

Hey Martha. I'm still here. Still processing Angry Angie's remarks.

I feel bad she's so angry right now.

anima said...

I'm here. I was going to bed and then I got involved. Damn. It's getting late.

What is up with the random lovers?

Loli Lovette said...

LOTFs!!!!

I read that book in 10th grade. The movie was wonderful. So full of lush symbolism.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I see you changed your picture Lh. I thought MCR were on break so when and where did this happen and what exactly happened.

Jennicula said...

Well, if by sticking to our principals means we're hated, then so be it.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Carrie that movie has that don't hate me because I'm beautiful chic.

anima said...

What just happened?

Angie, take care.

Anonymous said...

I just saw the video Angie was talking about, I don't have any words at the moment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OTSQcjGXUg

LLL

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Angie feel free to stop by again. Just to talk about anything. You take care

Carrie said...

thanks, mj, that at least adds another piece to the puzzle. Maybe I will be able to piece enough together to get it off of IMDB.

Jennicula said...

Per Angie; "I avoided this blog because I thought you were a bunch of pansy fans over reacting to the changes in Gerard. You guys are well known in the fandom .And mostly hated.

I take it back. You guys are right. I am done with this asshole."

I didn't realize we were all so hated. It kind of makes me all warm and tingly inside. I can't help but smile.

Loli Lovette said...

Teehee! Yeah, I did!

I'd like to know too.

I'm sort of enraged right now. I wanna go all Black Flag on some whimpy anon asses and THROW DOWN. :) :) How schoolyard. How uncouth.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I watched the video I had a hard time hearing everyone but did he tell the fans to fuck themselves with glow sticks? I really did like hearing the fake young girl orgasms.

Carrie the movie might be Called Fortress

Jennicula said...

I think it's kind of funny.

Gerard's crowd banter is not necessarily my style, but hey, whatever. He says a lot of crazy shit up on stage. I expect he'll do more on the coming tour.

As long has he's not setting puppies on fire on stage, because then he's gone too far.

Loli Lovette said...

I think there's more sweet seething lurkies here than we think.....


HELLO, WELCOME TO BLOGBELIEVE. POPULATION:??????
TAKE A LEFT TO LITTLE MAYO'S JAR, home of the loathed loathed, double loathed family.

P.S- With more effin' bite than all of New Jersey.

Official home of FuckFest2007.


Gee whiz.

Carrie said...

thanks, mj for trying to help me but that's not the one. I'm going google crazy. And now, I must go fuck myself with a glowstick. NOT. :)

Jennicula said...

I had a glow stick explode in the back seat of my car once. It looked like someone murdered an alien in the back seat. It was a bitch to clean up and for months after, if you shined a black light in the car, you could still see the stains... ooooh, creepy!

Loli Lovette said...

I'm gonna look for you, Carrie.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Nice one LH. But it doesn't surprise me that we are hated not in the least bit. We are putting down Gerard and they fans can't take that.

Jennicula said...

But, we're not hating him, just asking/wishing/praying that he get his shit together.

Anonymous said...

According to this review, he introduced a few songs by saying, "This song is about sucking dick for cocaine."

http://community.livejournal.com/chemicalromance/3024580.html#cutid1

...

LLL

Martha Smith-Jones said...

But the fans don't see it that way. Anything that isn't praising him is hating him

Anonymous said...

He's really trying to be Jimmy Urine up there now, isn't he?

LLL

Loli Lovette said...

Yeah, I guess.

Oh well. It's the internet. If someone wants to hate me, they can come take it up with me in person. 5'3 can do a hell of a lot of damage sometimes :) :).

I think it's 'cause lots of the people here know what they're talking about.

Jennicula said...

I didn't notice that he was sharpied up or anything. That was nice for a change. Looks like Jimmy was though. Er, um, yuck.

Loli Lovette said...

Pshh....What a loof. Sucking dicks for cocaine....'Cause that's what saving kids lives is all about.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Matching outfits. I have always been told that when a couple wheres matching out fits its not a good sign.

Jennicula said...

Well, I try to get my husband to dress like me all the time, but he won't wear any of my dresses ;)

elena said...

Just watched the video where he says the song is about sucking dick for cocaine. My Gerard has been a bad boy lately. Dick and Fuck seem to be his favorite words.

Hello everyone....

Jennicula said...

Well, we all go through those phases I guess. This week I like the word "cooter" last week it was "honking testicles."

Loli Lovette said...

AHA!

I loved Mikey's dress.









Kidding....kidding.

Okay, okay, I'm done with being angry today. I don't get angry, usually.

anima said...

"He's really trying to be Jimmy Urine up there now, isn't he?"

No, not so much.

Jennicula said...

hi elena

Loli Lovette said...

Hi Elena, hi anima!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello elena how are you. Jen I might pay to see GW in Lynz's clothes. That would be to funny.

Jennicula said...

I think he's pretty enough to pull it off.

anima said...

Hi Lolita, Jennicula, MJ, Elena!

I am just butting in....

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well I must be off to bed now. You guys have fun

Jennicula said...

How are you Anima?

Shame in me said...

haha i cant believe he said that haha i can see why people are infuriated. i still find it slightly funny though.
The sucking dick for cocaine thing is no way cool. Thats not even funny.
He was a great showman before why did he have to stoop to the level of mr urine?
Oh dear :/

sister midnite said...

Hi fandamily! ^_^
Anybody here, or has Blogger blown up?

PJ said:
Blows kiss!
They're too old for me, so do you mind if I pass? ;)

Anon @ 5:21 said:
I avoided this blog because I thought you were a bunch of pansy fans over reacting to the changes in Gerard. You guys are well known in the fandom .And mostly hated.

Hi, Angie! Welcome to Hell! ^_^

We've had a lot of anons in here today spewing that hate. But keeping in mind that most of the MCR fandom is made up of girls 16 & under, we're not too worried about it. In case nobody's told you, we're dried-up, psychotic, overweight "old horse fangirls" who should be "put out to pasture" because we make people "throw up in [their] mouth'.

Nice t'meetcha!

we've also been informed by one oh-so-wise anon that we're full of piss & vinegar. How that hurts!!! (Not!)

Sometimes we're piss & vinegar, sometimes we're hearts & flowers. Mostly, what we have going here is love & faith -- for each other.

If you're down with that, feel free to join in!

- Sis "I'm-So-Fat-I-Can't-See-My-Chair-Under-My-Ass" Midnite / Nikki

elena said...

Hi Jenn & Lolita

Some interesting videos on YouTube. Gerard seems to be having a war with Jimmy on who can be the least classy.
Someone get a bar of soap and wash Gerard's mouth out.

Vivienne said...

Ahhhh sadness.

I must go, but bye bye you sexy wonders!

love to you all, Cupcake.

Jennicula said...

Hey Sister M. Nice synopsis of everybody here. =]

Loli Lovette said...

I'm so fat that when I sit around the house...........
............................
.....................
I sit AROUND the house!

Dayum.

*Crickets*

Jennicula said...

I ate a lot of soap as a kid, didn't work much.

Fuckin' A it didn't work!

Jennicula said...

Good night Cupcake

anima said...

My computer is being lame.

I have a strange feeling that Mayo is not returning. Stupid fucker.

Oh well, goodnight, I will see you in the morning.

elena said...

Hello Martha Goodnight Martha. Sorry I didn't get a chance to talk to you tonight,

You know he's always said shit on stage but not as much as now.
Does he really think its necessary I wonder.

Jennicula said...

Good night Anima.

I think he'll be back. It's only been 1 day since his last post.

Loli Lovette said...

*crickets*

*crickets*

Night night, cupcake.

Weeeell ghoulies, I think I'm gonna blow this popsicle stand for now..

Lots of hugs,

A demain!

Jennicula said...

I think he's trying to impress somebody. I don't know who. It's not me.

Jennicula said...

Good night Lolita.

elena said...

Maybe he's trying to impress his new friend Jimmy. Now that's a guy I would want to impress. (Heavy Sarcasm)

sister midnite said...

Goodnight, whoever's off to bed! ^_^

I guess I should check out DM, and probably go, too. I wouldn't want anyone here to catch my obvious obesity.

G'nite! ^_^

Entropy said...

"You guys are well known in the fandom .And mostly hated"

That is awesome!
If we get our own hate club,I will seriously be too giddy to type.

Jennicula said...
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Jennicula said...

Delete was me, I had a typo:

good night Sister M. You take your fat ass outta here.


I'm going to bed too. I will take my obvious sad sack piece of shit loserness with me. Oh whoa is me. 40 and unfuckable. I wonder if my husband thinks that? I don't think he did this morning in the shower ;)

elena said...

Night Jenn, sweet dreams.

Anonymous said...

Okkkay.

So, I was gone for a second, then I saw that.

Jenn, you made me giggly again, made my nighty night!

And now, goodnight for good!

Entropy said...

"This song is about sucking dick for cocaine."

He probably just remembered what he did a couple hours prior to the show.

toujours said...

mayo,
here i am again. what is it with leaving the lights on when there's no one around?

so it's the last moments of my weekend. quiet and rainy, a long evening spent alone. thanksgiving this week, but family all in other states. far, far away.

i hate the holidays.

but what the fuck, right? i'll stop on the way home from work tomorrow, buy myself a yam and a can of cranberry sauce, and that will be that. it's not so bad. it's not really like that steve martin film. ("the lonely guy" i think it was called?)

regardless, i hope you'll be among your loved ones this week, warm and cozy, stuffed full of good food and fellowship.

after all, that's nice, too.

and a note for ss, if you happen to be flitting through the blogosphere -- whatever it is that has you absent from mayo's place, know that all of us here have you in our hearts and in our thoughts. i do, most definitely. be well, my friend.

and you too, mayo -- be well.

my bed is calling. good night.

*turns off the lights*

Pickled Possum said...

Why is it all dark here at Mayo's?

*fumbles around for lightswitch*

That's better. My feet can't take my weight much more. I'll just sit over here for a while on the couch waiting for the rest of Geriatric Fat Fangirls Anonymous to arrive.

Oh bugger, Mayo. Sorry. I couldn't see past my big, fat, old rear.

*extracts skiny, flat little mayo out from under humungous left buttock. Shakes mayo checking for signs of life.*

Pickled Possum said...

skinny*

anon LLL;
Thanks for the Belfast link.
Disappointing and beyond classless intro. Kids like MCR. Kids like glowsticks.
He needs to get over himself.

Oh that's right, bands don't need fans with glowsticks. Not when you need to impress great friends like Jimmy with your fan hate. Nevermind,I'm sure he'll help sell your records for you.

PP is grumpy and obviously fat.

Pickled Possum said...

Wow, the Southern Alps form faster than this page loads.

See you mayo, ss, GFFA, anons, and lurkers.

*Stuffs remains of deep-fried mars bar in pocket for later. Switches off light*

Anonymous said...

Too bad he's decided to take pointers in class from Jimmy Urine...If he feels like he has to emulate someone on stage, why can't he pick someone with class like, Billie Joe or Jon Bon Jovi.

Pickled Possum said...

Hi anon,
He's already been there copying Billie Joe with the the hands down the pants thing.

He's got the head of hair to be Jon Bon Jovi.

But he'd do better to copy that guy that used to stand to the right of him on stage.

resurrected wreck said...

"You guys are well known in the fandom .And mostly hated"

That is awesome!
If we get our own hate club,I will seriously be too giddy to type.


OOOOOO!! Does this make us the Most Hated Crew??

Anonymous said...

ee Ive watched MCR play live tons of times. Gerard has SO MUCh of my money. Yeh he aways cussed on stage but not once EVER did he tell all his fans to fuck themselves and MAKE HIS AUDIENCE MAKE ORGASM SOUNDS WHILE THEY DID IT.

Okay you guys can jump on my shit for insulting him. I thought thi swas the ONE place on the internet you could come and express anger towards Gerard without getting yelled at.

Yes I am angry. DOES GERARD LIKE IT WHEN FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS FAKE AN ORGASM FOR HIM.

He changed because of his stupid fucking whore of a wife who I USED to like until she made him be this way. I've met her and yes guess what, she is stupid. She acts all nice SOMETIMES but she also get's all "I am married to Gerard Way bitches" attitude sometimes. She was getting like that on stage. She doesn't have a working brain.

He has said a lot of shit but he has never told his fans to fuck themselves, never tried to hurt peoples feelings before. Yes my feelings are hurt for all the fans.

Gerard if your reading this, I hope this hurts your feelings too.

Angie

PS no he wasn't sharpied up but SHE was.

Anonymous said...

I hope you read this Gerard Way. You are a coke-head sellout fuckng LOSER. We know you have no respect for us. Now I have no respect for you. You are a stupid fucker who married a whore who is so dumb all she can do is giggle sometimes. Go ahead and destroy your life. I'll watch. ANd FUCK YOURSELF while your at it.

Angie

Anonymous said...

Also, I've seen this band live when Gerard was fucked up and I've seen them sober. I have met him both ways. Sorry to say I believe he was totally fucked up.

I still love Frank and I hope he continues on with Leathermouth if he is indeed done with MCR. I love Murder Was the case They Gave Me.

But if Frank comes back I hope he sometime punches Gerard in his ugly fucking face.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Hello, how are you? Me? I have got to make this shit quick and get my ass to work.

I got something for you so enjoy.

Hey... oooh...
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
All five horizons revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn

Ooh, and all I taught her was everything
Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything.
Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...

I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear?
Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head
I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning
How quick the sun can drop away

And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass
Of what was everything?
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...

All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Uh huh... uh huh... ooh...

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky, but why
Why, why can't it be, why can't it be mine

Aah... uuh..

Too doo doo too, too doo doo [many times until fade]


Fuck yeah! Perfect song for a too soon in the week to give a fuck Tuesday! Wouldn't you agree?

Feel me?

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Black

Anonymous said...

RW said:
"You guys are well known in the fandom .And mostly hated"

That is awesome!
If we get our own hate club,I will seriously be too giddy to type.

OOOOOO!! Does this make us the Most Hated Crew??

Only if we can find ourselves some shittyass guys from shittyass rock bands ^_~

Anonymous said...

*checks nervously for combusting Angie*

Feeling better, Angie? I guess you're feeling pretty let down at the moment.

Just remember he is also letting himself, his friends, family and fellow band members down.

elena said...

Good Morning Mayo
Not so sure why it's a good morning and to be quite honest I don't think it is but what the hell. This is not a good sign I'm rambling first thing in the morning.
I hope the holidays are happy for you. I wish you and all of your loved ones the best.

Carrie said...

Hey MarthaJones, you did have the right title for that movie! I just kept getting the link for the Christopher Lambert prison movie one, that's what confused me. thanks for your help!

Anonymous said...

Sdock, I want to hear you actually go fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

ino has pics of gerard from his high school prom. p432 on the gerard way pics thread.

Original Punk J said...

Good morning, Carrie, Elena, SDock10, RW, PP and Angie.

I wish I could say I was surprised at the Belfast clips, and there was a time that I would have never believed he would be that disrespectful to the fans or anyone else.

Sadly, those days are gone, but not forgotten.

I know there is a warm, loving and caring soul in that drug addled body, but it's being buried deeper every day.

Faith, Hope, Love. That's all we have to give. Who knows, Gerard might stop by one day and read what Angie and the rest of us have to say.

I'm sure Mayo wouldn't mind if he visited once in a while.

Love,
L.

sdock10 said...

ppu,

I might do that just for you.

Wait, are you trying to be mean to me? Awwh, I just don't know if I can handle that on Tuesday.

My day is fucked up enough already.

Original Punk J said...

Gotta go for now, (kinda Hi! and Bye!) but J. or I will be on later.

Take care, and Hope.

Love ya,
L.

Anonymous said...

Oh hai now.

Guess who decided to pop in? Hello to everyone here.

sdock10 said...

ppu,

I must warn you. I'm a screamer.

*howls like a wild cat*

Anonymous said...

Awe, but I just got here :(
Bye, love. Come on later today, will ya?

*hug*

Anonymous said...

Sdock, I didn't figure you for a screamer. Aren't you full of surprises.

Anonymous said...

Gaaah, look at me!!!!!!
I'm blue, hahahaha!
Hello, you all, sdock10, ppu, op, elena and all the others!
I'm only visiting to say that I started my first blog ever, today. Feel free to visit me. You are all welcome!

Mayo, I now have a home of my own and don't need to crash here almost every night since I got to know you. But I will certainly keep on coming to your house regularly (if you still want me to, of course)!
Visit me if you like!

By, bye all!
I will be back in a few hours.

Anonymous said...

I know there is a warm, loving and caring soul in that drug addled body, but it's being buried deeper every day.

LOL! Wow. You should write for soap operas. Extreme, much?

Anonymous said...

Meh.









Make it a good day.

sdock10 said...

Must keep you on your toes, ppu.

You wouldn't expect anything less now would you?

I am full of surprises and many other things as well.

...and don't you dare say I am full of shit...

Anonymous said...

"Spinning and weaving my tale, and sometimes it gets hard to keep up. Up to my neck in my own bullshit. Bullshit that keeps getting deeper. Deeper than the dark hole that I am sitting in."

sdock10 said...

ppu,

How sweet that you quote me and remind me just how deep my hole is...and that it is full of my own bullshit. But just my own, not anyone else's. That would be just a little nasty and probably unsanitary as well.

Are you going to throw me a rope or a shovel now?

Kassiopeia said...

hello Pretty Purple Unicorn!

My, my, we've had some angry anons on here today - and an Angie. I have to say I can't remember any specific examples, but I did think Gerard should maybe cut down on the on-stage swearing a little, given the number of young kids and parents at the London gig.

I, personally, am already totally corrupted and completely inoffendable...

Kass xx

Kassiopeia said...

Oh, and hello to Sdock10 too, obviously...

sdock10 said...

Hi Kass,

How are you?
I'm at work, so I am off and on the blog.

On the other hand, I'm off in the head, live in my head and touched in the head all the time.

...obviously...:)

Amyranth said...

Wow, those prom pictures were fucking adorable.

But please, in the name of all Holy, boy din't ever cut your hair like that again.

-A is hopping on for ONLY A second!

Amyranth said...

Hi SDock and Kass!

-A

Kassiopeia said...

Yes, I'm at work too - why do we do it?

Admittedly I only had half a day today as I had my check-up at the dentist's. He used to give me stickers and sugar-free lollies, now I just get poorer...

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

just seen prom pics! bless him, he looks so young! how old are you when you graduate in the states??

as for the whole fuck yourselves with glow sticks shit???

hope he was embarrassed for himself when he came off stage!

Amyranth said...

FSC - In the States and Canada, usually around 18.

High School grad and College/University grad aren't quite the same thing though.

-A

Amyranth said...

Mayonaise...

Where arreee youuu?

-A

sdock10 said...

Mayo-naze!

We miss you!

Or at least I miss you...and all of my personalities miss you so I guess that is like saying WE miss you.

Amyranth said...

M. Naise.

I am going to work. I request a picture of something close to you, or a similarly worded post before..

*checks clock*

I get home from work, at 9:45 pm Mountain time.

Sincerely yours,

Amyranth.

P.S - When the proper request is flied, I shall respond in kind.

Original Punk J said...

This comment isn't directed to anyone in particular, but I hope it does catch a certain someone's attention.

After reading Angie's comments from last night, and various other comments from some of our regulars about recent shows, it saddens me to see how Gerard is acting.

I know, he's been acting badly for many months. It appears, though, that in recent weeks his onstage persona has become infested by a demon of monumental proportions.

I say "demon" because surely to goodness the Gerard Way that usually inhabits that body would never lower himself to such guttersnipe shenanigans.

And now that Frank has left the tour for a while, the demon feels it can run loose, unchecked by any moral or ethical standards.

In other words, Frank left and Gerard lost his fuckin' mind.

Most of My Chemical Romance's fans remember a time when it was a privilege to go to one of their shows. A relief, even, from the rest of the world's harassment towards the ones that never "fit in". The "nerds", the "freaks", the "fat kids", the "ugly ones", the "outcasts". Age, race, ethnicity, belief system, physical appearance, size, sexual orientation, whatever the Hell made you different from "normal" society, didn't make a rat's ass worth of difference during those two hours of acceptance. Everyone belonged, and everyone got along.

NOW...the very man that used to greet all the "outcasts" is making them feel, well, like outcasts. The new attitude from Gerard seems to be saying, "Fuck you if you're a teenie, fuck you if you're fat, or ugly, or queer, or losers, or not successful, or NOT LIKE ME." Telling pre-teens and teenagers to literally go fuck themselves and make orgasm noises so he can hear them? Telling them that (no doubt) "Prison" is about blowing a guy to get cocaine? It used to be about the prison rape of "five beautiful boys", yeah, but come on, he never actually said the "R" word.

The chances of Gerard ever reading this comment are about a zillion to one. Maybe someone he knows can point him in the right direction, get him to focus for a few minutes, and read my rambling rant.

Sometimes you just gotta say things because they need to be said.

Pactum Serva. Its all about the love.

J

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Or perhaps you could doodle us up something? Give us your best doodle!!

I'll even show you my best doodle!!

That would be way cool!

Or just do what Amyranth said..that would probably be better.

Love to YAAAAAAA!

Original Punk J said...

Yeah, Mayo, L's already posted some of her doodles, and you never told her if you liked them.

Actually, we don't put pictures of our doodles on the Internet, we'll let Pete Wentz be in charge of that. ;)

But L HAS posted some artwork of hers. Can you say the same?

J

sdock10 said...

J.

I am quite an accomplished doodler!

Actually it is how my ADD manifests its self when I am on the phone at work.

....just saying

FAITH HOPE LOVE!!!!!!!!

Alfuckingways!
S

Anonymous said...

I am bothered by the fact that you are happy living in small town Georgia, Sdock.

Anonymous said...

Hello to all of you!
I'm back and bored out of my mind!
How is everybody?
Still no new blog, eh?
I just saw Gerard Way's prom pics. Hahaha, he looks so innocent and shy. I think he was a nice person back then. What a shame that the more successful he gets the more he loses class.
I would not want to have his life. Not for a minute! I pity him.

sdock10 said...

Well, I don't know anything different, PPU.

How can I compare? I've never been north of Tennessee.

Do I seem like a big city gal to you?

Could I hack it in a big ol town?

And I don't think I've ever given the impression I am happy.

Anonymous said...

I just want you to torment yourself by yearning for a new life, somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

*snores*
Uh, sorry you guys. Just fell asleep for a moment.

Anonymous said...

Where is everybody? Everytime I come here suddenly people are disappearing. Okay, okay, I have some flatulence issues, but... come on! It's not that bad, is it?

sdock10 said...

Like where? I would not even know where to start dreaming.....

Anonymous said...

Okay Mayonaise, nobody's here! You can finally come out and play with me! Don't make me beg, I have my pride. I'm a Leo!

sdock10 said...

Hi Siobhan!

I'm working now!

shhhhhhhhhhhh


PPU,

Aren't I tormented enough? Fuck yes, but you like watching me struggle, don't you?

Can I be saved?

Anonymous said...

*whispers*
Hi sdock10!
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

Original Punk J said...

Good day SDock, Siobhan (which is a lovely name, I've always thought).

Y'know, SDock, I've lived in big cities before, and personally I prefer something smaller. Besides, every Northerner I've met who's moved to Knoxville loves it a thousand times more than the North. Plus, they say the people are friendlier.

I like TN. Nothing wrong with the South, except the way the media portrays us.

J

sdock10 said...

Thanks, Siobhan!

My ass is about to get fucking fired and not fired for fucking!

Not so cool!

Original Punk J said...

Not to say that every Northerner is cranky. I've met, and know, many many many lovely people up North.

Just sayin', the ones who've moved here seem to like it. That's all.

J

Anonymous said...

Mayonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaise!
Ugh, I'm so bored right now!
Come on, write something boy/girl!
Even it is your grocery list.
Save a life! Keep me from dying of boredom, please!

farawaysoclose said...

hello anyone??
hello mayo.
thanks for that answer amyranth.
well how is everyone??
i would've thought mayo would've posted a new one by now??

Anonymous said...

Please insert the crucial word 'if' in the grocery-list-sentence in my last post.

Thank you

Hi O.P.!
Thank you! *blushes*

Anonymous said...

Hello Fasc! I'm fine! How are you?

farawaysoclose said...

hi siobhan! i'm fine thanks and yourself??
i hate that you can't edit our comments. and we're a particular bunch that pride ourselves on a certain level of intelligence so when we see we've made a mistake on a comment we often leave another comment to correct it thus doubling the comments!!!
took me 3 yrs to refresh the fucking page back then!
come on mayo.....bring it on!

Anonymous said...

Do I have to fart in your house to get a reaction, Mayo? Don't challenge me, dude(tte)!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Fasc! And I don't want to delete my comments just because I forgot one word.
I think we have to live with that shame, though.

'Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.'
I should consider getting this phrase tattoed on my forehead, ha!

farawaysoclose said...

ha ha! yeh!
its very empty in here isn't it??
are you irish or am i generalising grossly?!

Anonymous said...

Nah, I'm German. And we can fart as god as the Irish.

sister midnite said...

Hi everyone!

Bored at work/work is boring, thought I'd stop by & say hi.

OP's, got your email(s). Will answer as soon as I can!

I live north of north. ^_~
It's snowing here today; normally I like snow, but I'm ready for it this year!!

I'd love the south! Imagine, someplace where they have more than 2 weeks of summer... ::dreaming::

Pointless novella-length post, just to say hi!

<--- back to work *MEH*
- Sis Midnite / Nik @ Is-It-Nite-Yet?!?

farawaysoclose said...

hello sister midnite!
hope you're good.
its raining here!

great name siobhan!

Anonymous said...

Uggggggggggggggh, damn!
I meant GOOD not GOD!!! Pfffft!
My brain's gone to bed, while I sit here writing.
Sorry Mayo, for producing so much garbage in your house! I will clean up before I leave. I promise!

Anonymous said...

Hello Sister Midnite!

Thanks Fasc!

sister midnite said...

>_< Crud.

I meant I'm NOT ready for snow.
I really do need to learn how to type.

Though I guess at a post this size, one extra comment isn't going to make a big difference.

Okay, really going back to work now.
Laterz, gatorz! ^_^

Anonymous said...

Btw, the 'Pffft' was no farting sound, dear Mayo!
I'm a lady!
I always announce my butt burps!

Anonymous said...

Is there a party somewhere else and I'm the one not being invited?

*yawns*

Anonymous said...

Sdock, if you get fired, I'll take you around the world with me.

dei gratia said...

Hey guys!
Anyone around?

Hated throughout the fandom,eh?
Find that strangely amusing.....but then I am a dried up old horse that should be put out to pasture!
Neigh!!!![drags hoof and runs off to eat straw]

Anonymous said...

Ah, there you are my pretty little unicorn.

I've been waiting for you.

MissTottenham said...

Hello people, how are you today?

Hi DG, do you fancy a sugarlump?

sdock10 said...

You promise?

I have never rode a unicorn before. I have never even rode a real horse before. Only those pretend horse rides at Wal-mart or the Piggly Wiggly or the carousel at the fair.

You will have to be patient with me while I learn how.


Damn, I can even make riding a unicorn sound filthy. I have a unique gift. I can make something sound like fucking even when I am not talking about fucking or fucking talking.

PPU, Do I make you smile?

Anonymous said...

Where did you go my sweet little unicorn?

I am intrigued with you.

I must know more.

dei gratia said...

Hey MissT, a sugar lump would be most welcome, thankyou!
I must warn you though, I'm an old nag so I may slobber.

How are you?

MissTottenham said...

Yo socky, you truly are a filthy girl.

We love you that way sweetie. Have you been on the e-vodka yet?

dei gratia said...

Hi, Sdock....you okay?

sdock10 said...

missT

I can't do vodka yet. I am still at work. shhhhhhh, I am trying to get fired so I can go around the world with PPU!

Who is the anon trying to steal my unicorn away from me?

I don't know if I want to share my unicorn with anyone.

PPU, do you want to make me share?

sdock10 said...

Hi DG,

I am good for a too soon to give a fuck Tuesday. How are you doing?

*must go answer the phone at sucky ass job now*

MissTottenham said...

I'm good DG, you?

I don't mind a bit of slobber.

Anonymous said...

No, no sharing and yes, you do make me smile, you naughty girl.

Anonymous said...

I have to go now!

Mayo, I think you are somewhere licking your wounds.
Are you angry, sad, disappointed?
I understand that.
If not, get back here and give me some of that Mayo-meth. NOW!!!
Look what boredom does with me.
You either provide us with our drug on a daily basis or you'll run the risk that we will all go cold turkey and suddenly will not need you anymore.
Just saying!
Think about it!

Bye

*walks off tired and bitchy*

Anonymous said...

What else makes you smile, my pretty?

Tell me about yourself.

MissTottenham said...

Sdock, I'll have a vodka waiting for you when you get home.

I know you don't wanna share your unicorn. But would you mind if I gave it a little tickle behind the ears cos I've never touched one before.

That sounds dirty too. Sdock, it's catching.

Anonymous said...

Come play with me, my pet.

I've always wanted a horse of my very own.

dei gratia said...

I'm good thanks, MissT and Sdock!

Can't stay long....my insomnia has passed and now I could compete in a sleep olympics!

"Going For Gold" damn, I have the theme tune in my head now!

Anonymous said...

You haven't told me about yourself, little unicorn.

Are you timid?

Tell me.

Anonymous said...

I find you dull, anonymous.

MissTottenham said...

See you later siobhan.

DG, now I have going for gold in my head.

Would a couple of matchsticks help?

Anonymous said...

But I don't find you dull.

No, not at all.

You haven't even gotten to know me yet.

You'll like me when you get to know me.

I promise.

dei gratia said...

Mayo,

Are you sleeping too?
I've searched all over the paddock and can't see you.
Though, I did see a unicorn with a mauve tinge acting suspiciously.

Miss you Mayo!!!
If you come back you can have half the sugar lump....tempted????

dei gratia said...

Way past matchsticks, MissT!

Might have another hit of nicotine then hit the hay!

sdock10 said...

PPU,

You made me smile too! You probably didn't mean to but you did.

I don't think I had smiled all day until just now.

Now you have me dreaming of far away lands and adventures. Oooh I see us getting into lots of trouble, ppu....lots of trouble. I don't give a fuck though, do you? It sounds exhilirating and I get tingly...

Thank you


*returns back to trying to get fired from shitty ass job in little ass town*

MissTottenham said...

Hit the hay! ha ha ha ha!

Another sugarlump for DG.

Anonymous said...

anon at 8:28 your creepy.

Anonymous said...

Have you left already, my pet?

You still have not told me.

No matter, pretty unicorn.

I'll be waiting.

Anonymous said...

I know.

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Have you guys seen those nerdy Gerard prom pictures?

I haven't laughed so much in ages.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, you obviously need attention. Want me to validate your existence?

MissTottenham said...

Yes I have anonymous.

They did make me laugh. I think he looks kinda sweet.

Anonymous said...

No.

I want to know more about you.

Tell me.

Anonymous said...

anon at 8:38 it's not a compliment you creepy fuck.

sdock10 said...

Dueling anons....

How sadly confusing...

*must go back to work again*

PPU,

You keep planning out great escape!

Anonymous said...

'Tis to me.

Anonymous said...

An interesting maneuver, terrifying them into leaving...a bit Hannibal Lector.

Anonymous said...

I will be off then.

Pretty, pretty, purple unicorn,

I'll be waiting when you get back.

capture this void said...

First off, LOL @ GERARD'S PROM PICTURES. AWE.

I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. My jaw hurts, honestly. I just want to pinch his little cheeks.

Alright, here comes the ass-kicking part now...

Loli Lovette said...

*ride it, my pony*

Teeheehee!

Naughty ponies and my favorite people....And some creepy sexy anons.

What a day. What a Troma flick.

MissTottenham said...

Hi CTV, how are you my beautiful wife?

I'm waiting for the ass kicking to commence.

capture this void said...

I know Gerard always says/does things to shock people on stage but I think the whole cocaine/fucking ourselves with glow sticks shit was just inappropriate and uncalled for.

I don’t think it's something to joke about. Cocaine has always been a sensitive subject with MCR fans because of Gerard’s past. To make matters worse he insulted the whole crowd by aiming the comment at them. I don’t know what his problem is but he really needs to sort himself out.

Seems to me like he's desperate to get Jimmy Urine's approval.

katherine dreier said...

Hey all,

Just popped in quickly. In regards to those pictures, well I believe some actions require an ass kick, but in this case I truly wish they would leave Gerard alone.

That was probably one of the most sensitive times of his life, and he does not require others to continually remind him of it.

capture this void said...

Anddd hello to all.

A special hello to my wifey :) I'm great. I hope you can say the same?

Original Punk J said...

Good afternoon, all. How are you doing?

Love,
L.

sister midnite said...

CTV, I'm with you 100%.
I still can't understand why he would *want* Jimmy Urine's approval. JU is what can be termed as a waste of perfectly good flesh.

If Gerard is going to play pissing games, he should at least pick someone who belongs among the human race.

I have no use for Jimmy Urine. Unless I need to install a speed bump in the parking lot.

capture this void said...

What a great way to end off the tour, Gerard. Really. Quite the guy you turned out to be.

I'm glad at least someone who attended the show was not pleased with what you did, instead of saying "LOL HE TOLD US 2 GO FUQ OURSELVEZ LOLOLOLO HEZ SO FUNNAYYYYYY".

I hope Ray smacked you across the head afterwards. I really do.

Original Punk J said...

Sis Midnite,

J. wrote an piece about the concert earlier today. This is part of it..

"Most of My Chemical Romance's fans remember a time when it was a privilege to go to one of their shows. A relief, even, from the rest of the world's harassment towards the ones that never "fit in". The "nerds", the "freaks", the "fat kids", the "ugly ones", the "outcasts". Age, race, ethnicity, belief system, physical appearance, size, sexual orientation, whatever the Hell made you different from "normal" society, didn't make a rat's ass worth of difference during those two hours of acceptance. Everyone belonged, and everyone got along.

NOW...the very man that used to greet all the "outcasts" is making them feel, well, like outcasts. The new attitude from Gerard seems to be saying, "Fuck you if you're a teenie, fuck you if you're fat, or ugly, or queer, or losers, or not successful, or NOT LIKE ME." Telling pre-teens and teenagers to literally go fuck themselves and make orgasm noises so he can hear them? Telling them that (no doubt) "Prison" is about blowing a guy to get cocaine? It used to be about the prison rape of "five beautiful boys", yeah, but come on, he never actually said the "R" word."


I hate seeing what's become of him.

Love ya,
L.

capture this void said...

Hello L, *hug*
Glad to see you here.

MissTottenham said...

I'm good too CTV. I liked the rant. I agree wholeheartedly.

Hi L, here's that snog I promised you XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Hi Sis m, how are you? How is Ernie today?

Original Punk J said...

Hey, CTV! How ya doing? Other than being appalled by recent behavior of Gerard?

Love,
L.

Loli Lovette said...

Hi ghoulies!
*waves*

Original Punk J said...

Thank you Miss T. You always give the best snogs!

I feel even better now. :)

Love,
L.

Original Punk J said...

Hello, Lolita!

How are you?

Love,
L.

MissTottenham said...

Hi Katherine, how are you?


L, tell J that that comment was really good.

capture this void said...

I'm doing fine, actually. The picture from Gerard's younger years has brought a smile to my face. That timid dork is the one I have respect for, not this new asshole.

Yourself?

Original Punk J said...

I will Miss T.

It just makes me sad to see the self-destruction. And I don't know if there is anything that can be done to stop it.

It does make me wonder if Frank left the tour or the band. And if Frank gave up on him, who will help him now?

L.

MissTottenham said...

Hi LH, how are you?



L, glad you liked the snog. I can't give out too many because I am betrothed to CTV.

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Guys!
*HUG*

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Guys!
*HUG*

Loli Lovette said...

I'm swell, thanks! How are you?


Yeah, CTV. No better way to get self-gratification than a harem full of teenage girls moaning at your beck and call. Golly Gerard. Trying to live what you didn't get back then? I feel awful for him. It makes my skin crawl just thinking about how sick I'd feel if I'd said that kind of thingie onstage. 'Cause "I wanna hear you fuck yourselves!" is way better than "Show us your tits!", right? Hm.

Is it time that we start spitting in his face?

Original Punk J said...

I know, Miss T. And I feel VERY privileged.

CTV, is ok if Miss T. gives me the occasional snog? I wouldn't dream of stealing her away from you, though!

And I know what you mean, CTV. I liked that guy too. I just wish I knew how to find him again.

Love,
L.

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