Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Knee jerk reaction avoided through one hour session.

Binge on whatever keeps you suspended. You know where, that place above all of the fucking bullshit. It is a good place, clean, and without remorse. I desire an ethereal bolster; loosening the threads, I allow myself to be pulled, and propped up. I feel each and every one of your fingers supporting me. You, my precious ones, are my binge.

I understand my metaphors are open to interpretation. Most of you are magnificent in that respect. Your creativity inspires me. Just be careful of what you project on me. Delusion resides on every corner, piles of it. The boundless and beautiful waves of your beguiling tales crash against my head.

p.s. apparently we have been places.

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Anonymous said...

YOu're such a sponge. Can't you function on your own?

Anonymous said...

I agree with you on one thing...
I shouldn't project things onto Gerard-even though I don't know who YOU'RE supposed to be.

Anonymous said...

who are you? these mind games are losing people.

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Oh, Mr./Mrs. Mayo, you never fail to amuse. And thanks ever so much for the warning about projecting -- be assured I'll heed that just as soon as I possibly can. Nice to see you haven't run away like Love-Man, the deserting little-- .

Loosening the threads, hmmm? Maybe you're a puppet, then. The question is, who is pulling the strings?

As you can see, a lot of people seem to believe that you're Gerard, or Lyn-Z, or someone who knows the band. Whoever you are (or aren't): as you can see, we've been having fun in your absence - and now we're forgetting who brought us to the party in the first place.

((We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.))

deadend said...

Cut the strings puppet!

Your nose may grow but your manhood is shrinking! (and I meant that in more ways than below the belt!)

ergoproxy said...

Ah you are a psychologist now?
Your metaphorical prowess perhaps needs some work if they are too open to interpretation.
But I'm glad you are inspired and delusion is self controlled as is what we chose to project...
tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine?

Anonymous said...

^Pink Floyd quote FTMFW. ^_^

What is it you're looking for, random person who isn't who some think you are? We've all been places, sure. Would you want to go to those places too? What is it you'd like? Stories? Hit my LJ link, I can tell you about strangled squirrels and dead puppies and beautiful friends and violent storms and inability to sleep. At least tonight.

Hello everyone else. Hi, Smoke&Venom20 and Blackheart13 and BleedingChaos veritavenom and ergoproxy and sdock10. Hi Sister Midnight and Tink and anonymous 1,2,3,4 etc. Hi Love Man and Love Woman and...

Hello Lady Baglady and Miss America and Comrade Snarky and St. Gutfree and Matchmaker...

Oh yeah, I went there. ;D But it is sort of like that in a way, right? As long as I'm not the one who gets her ass cut off I'm still smiling. ^_~

Have a nice night, everyone.

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Anonymous said...

to soul connector, Mayonaise in the name of a smashing pumpkins song. Check the lyrics.:)

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Doomed
Pick your pockets full of sorrow
And run away with me tomorrow
June

We'll try and ease the pain
But somehow we'll feel the same
Well, no one knows
Where our secrets go

I send a heart to all my dearies
When your life is so, so dreary
Dream
I'm rumored to the straight and narrow
While the harlots of my perils
Scream

And I fail
But when I can, I will
Try to understand
That when I can, I will

Mother weep the years I'm missing
All our time can't be given
Back
Shut my mouth and strike the demons
That cursed you and your reasons
Out of hand and out of season
Out of love and out of feeling
So bad

When I can, I will
Words defy the plan
When I can, I will

Fool enough to almost be it
And cool enough to not quite see it
And old enough to always feel this
Always old, I'll always feel this

No more promise no more sorrow
No longer will I follow
Can anybody hear me
I just want to be me
When I can, I will
Try to understand
That when I can, I will


Kind of appropriate for Gerard, considering their one of his fav bands.

Anonymous said...

To Gerard or whoever writes these blogs (please pass this message to him) stop hiding inside yourself. The world is not that scary. Your REAL self can handle things, I know the facades make you feel safe, but we think the real you is the cool dude. You just don't take him out very much. I hope LynZ recognises the real you, and you do not morph into what appeases her. You really are more interesting. and being uncool is cool.

soulconnector said...

anon 10:37
thanks for the answer!

i found my mistake in the spelling of mayonaise(song)vs mayonnaise(spread)after i published my comment and just deleted it

oh well dumb moment

Anonymous said...

So confused over the last Blog. Not the same person, in my opinion.

"Mayonaise," is related to Smashing Pumpkins. Only explanation I can think of right now..(really enlightening and predictable.... go figure).

Umm, Mayo, I need some time to think. You have lost my interest. I'm bored by this last one. Dun dun dunnnnnn. :)

Goodnight ladies.

Mayo, be straight; have fun; or don't play at all. Join us...have a good laugh...don't be so serious, serious face.

Anon30

Anonymous said...

OMG
This blog is right on! He's had us all along. His mother was present at the wedding. This was planned. He is not the loon we thought, just a very clever boy!

Smoke said...

P.S. - What the hell? Damn you Mayo, damn you. Now I'll be confused as shit all day today. Appreciate it. Can't we have just one post that is not a bunch of freakin' metaphors? My brain is tired now. Be back later.

sdock10 said...

"Clean without remorse"...Don't you feel just a little bit dirty though? Having so much blood on your hands must seem a little unsanitary...oh well.

It is such a beautiful place indeed. I find myself struggling to get there. (Oh, but when I get to there....it's the best place ever!)

Just wondering though...What will you do when people's hands start cramping up and they get tired of washing the filth off of themselves?, Will your knees buckle under the pressure? Will your shoulders sag from holding the weight of your precious little world? Will your neck ache from holding up your massive swelled head?

Good thing there is something called artificial support. I'm quite certain it comes in liquid, pill, or even powder form. Works supremely great when you find yourself so completely and totally alone...with no one to tell you exactly what you WANT to hear. Keep some handy at all times....and a masseuse on speed dial (for that neck and shoulder pain.)

P.S. Been there, done that, even got a t-shirt one time....Can't wait to go again! This time I promise to send a postcard...FUCK THAT! No I Won't...Get your own happy place. I don't want you crowding mine!

Smoke said...

I'm just wondering, and someone can explain if possible, but what happens to these people? Otter, Kat, Eliza, Bert, Tink-Tink, Love Man, etc, etc, etc. Is Gee a mafia man? Was there a hit on these folks? Cause they just seem to be silenced in some way.

Are we next?

P.S. - I love you Gerard, I love you Gerard, I love you Gerard. Your the bestest!!! I'll be quiet, I promise.

Ha!! No I won't. I don't know how.

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to get bored with these blogs. There's nothing really that special about them anymore. Nothing insightful or earth shattering. Just a lot of mumbo-jumbo. Maybe the blogs should just end entirely.

And sister midnite, sorry about yesterday. I was in a shitty mood (which is no excuse) and I shouldn't have been bitching at you.

Anon33
Anon33

Anonymous said...

Thats exactly right. These blogs are mumbo jumbo, meant to divert attention and create inuendo. He is the consummate game player. He has no intention of letting you in the his private world, yet he enjoys watching the bullshit created through these rumors. See, all the gossip creates new branches and diverts more from his real life. I bet he busting his gut laughing at all of us. Hell he could have also made someone post the "Kat" blogs to give us the impression of that relationship. And for everyone who wishes the Gerard back. Well that was another image well played. See no one knows the real one in public. He is always trying to outwit the nitwits in his mind

Anonymous said...

To Sdock10 just asking but are you connected personally to the band in any way. thanks

Smoke said...

Don't you try to outwit me, Mayo man. Oh and would that be Hellman's or Kraft? Cause I prefer REAL mayo and not some imitation spread, thank you very much.

muwahahah.

Smoke said...

OMG, I just seen the question to sdock10 and let me tell you people......

I think sdock10 is Dr. Phil.

Anonymous said...

smoke&venom, let's hope it's not that Miracle Whip shit.

Anon33

Smoke said...

OOOOOOHHHH, that's the one I was trying to think of. That shit is nasty.

Anonymous said...

I'm over Miracle Whip. I am totally on the real stuff. Love it.

Where did the random comment come from regarding Donna being at the wedding? Did I miss something?

Anon30

Smoke said...

I ain't seen no Mama Donna there in any pictures, only Torosaurus was there.

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Taking the Mayo posts for what they are -- happy slappy bullshit. Must be reeeally good weed, man.

To Anon @ 4:36 AM - where you be getting your info from? If Mama Way was there, she be invisible.

He is always trying to outwit the nitwits in his mind
He'd be a lot more effective at it if he hadn't become such a nitwit himself. A year ago, I would have believed that. Now, it's laughable. The man is not God, although he may beg to differ lately.

I'm with Smoke&Venom20 - shut up? Impossible. ^_^ ((And no problem, Anon33... I'm used to it.))

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Anonymous said...

OMG its more entertaining to read all your comments than the blog itself! hahahaha I love it XD

sdock10 said...

Smoke&Venom20: "You can't change what you don't acknowledge."

Love,
Dr. Phil

Smoke said...

Hmmm. Did I say I thought you were Dr. Phil? I meant to say I thought you were Lucifer.

My mistake.

Smoke said...

On the stand
Near her hand
was a candy cane
black rum sugar cane
dry ice and something strange


Just for you sdock10.

sdock10 said...

Clever...smoke&venom20...very clever.

Jack White...another one of my close personal "touched in the head" acquaintances.

Smoke said...

batwidaba baby

Anonymous said...

all these cryptic refrences & big words -- tone it down some for the confused. thnx. =)

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Sdock10 can't be Lucifer, Smoke&Venom20. That job has already been filled by Bill Gates.

<--- voted Most Likely To Worship Satan (high-school grad)

Tree branches are running out, anyone for falling 2 x 4's?

Anonymous said...

Hi "Gerard",

Saw you little interview for ABC today. Very good. I like the facial hair and the little MSI plug you managed to get in there, it was masterfully done. How may times did she suck you dick for that?

sdock10 said...

No I am not Lucifer...though we do converse from time to time.

Almost sold my soul one time...for 2 Tylenol PMs...close call that was. Turned out those PM's didn't help me a bit...still didn't get any sleep. Insomnia is also a bitch just like headaches.

You have to watch that Lucifer, slick little bastard. Got all kind of tricks and illusions up his sleeve....likes using metaphors too.

Anonymous said...

Please tell us who you are, man. :S

Anonymous said...

What's with the walking stick? Groin sprain? Has Mrs Lindsey Ballato-Way been working for her publicity that much?

Anonymous said...

just one silly doubt: why all of these cryptic blogs are hosted on Blogger?

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure it's a fairly recent injury from PR.

anon33

Shame in me said...

Does anyone else think that maybe lyn-z is katmandu or whatever she was called? theres a few reports saying that he married his long term girlfriend (they were talkin bout the lyn-z wedding). it would certainly make sense. anyone else feel the same?

Anonymous said...

Could we take this one-time to grade school level, Mayonaise

ok

Are you really listening to the information or just barely hearing it,young man?
%%%+zzz

..oh is that your excuse,funny.

Is this all one big joke to you young man?

Yes or No!
xxxxx=$*z

..exhales and someone is sent to the corner for being too smart for their own good.

ps wish i knew

sdock10 said...

If you were binging on us yesterday, will purging us come next?

I hope I leave a pleasant taste in your mouth on the way back up.

Wash your hands before you stick that nasty finger down your throat, the taste of all that blood on you hands might be a little bit metallic.

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Walking stick? Whoops, must have covered one too many bases. Probably injured something, playing with it so often.

Still lovin' the warning from Mayo's latest post -- what's he/she going to do, hunt us down and confuse us to death?

Shame in me said...

"you know what my favorite part of the movie is? when the guy and the girl ride off on the horse into the sunset and then they kill every motherfucker in the room!" :)mine too, good for you x

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think that maybe lyn-z is katmandu or whatever she was called? theres a few reports saying that he married his long term girlfriend (they were talkin bout the lyn-z wedding). it would certainly make sense. anyone else feel the same?

nope i think all the other media/websites assume taht it MUST be his longterm girlfriend! But who knows...

Tell us Gerard!!!

Anonymous said...

I think the reports knew he was engaged from before and are just assuming it's the same person (eliza, i mean).

Mr.Mayo, what do have in store for us this evening? Anything exciting? Give us something juicy.

And what's the word on the using the cane again? Is Lynz teaching you how to back bend? The one you tried on stage was too cute, but it looks like you have some practicing to do.

-Anon30

ergoproxy said...

Just like to say it amuses me that the same guy who said,and I quote:

"But my hair has nothing to do with what I say.It's the needless celebrity bullshit that makes it a grind" Metal Hammer, March 2007

so exactly what do sharpie scrawlings, blatant sexual innuendo
(is there such a thing as blatant innuendo? ) revealing of underwear,matching acessories and hickeys etc have to do with what he says? Or is this the new message? It must be one hell of a grind now because the celebrity bullshit is overtaking the whole band, more's the pity. Why do we not see the other's doing this ? Why now when the message could actually reach a wider audience has it become a sad little show completely overtaken by the antics of the lead singer.
I don't want to see this, I want to see a band I love play the music I love, not some tragic little man expressing "love" like some schoolboy crush.It cheapens and demeans it all, and THAT is the tragedy.
If by any chance Gerard reads this, that is what I want you to know.

Anonymous said...

One more thing, so what is this one hour session you speak of?

-Anon30

Smoke said...

To be quite honest, I hope Frankie got his revenge and beat the shit out of him.

Smoke said...

Damn, I always publish my comment before I get through.

Sdock10, you are an evil little person. Evil I say!!!!

Takes one to know one, right?

XOXOXO

ergoproxy said...

Hey all you commenters who "know " me
I have started a blog of poetry/ prose
take a look if you like
=)

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

One more thing, so what is this one hour session you speak of?

-Anon30


::shudder:: I don't think I want to know. >_<

Mayo + knuckle sandwich = one well-deserved meal...

Anonymous said...

Thanks Sdock10 for not answering(answering) my question. Another question, do you like tatts?

Anonymous said...

Gosh, the thing that disturbs me the most is still what Veritavenom was writing about MCR's message vs. MSI's disgusting lyrics about child porn etc. I'm kinda not over it. To me, I think that's the worst aspect of it as a fan. Not as a human who naturally is concerned about other humans (because I don't know Gerard Way so maybe my concern is misplaced, but damned if it's still not there,) but as a fan and as someone who really loved the message behind MCR, I fully admit to being sickened by their choice to take on tour with them a band that revels in songs about five year olds and women getting on their knees.

Because I swear to Christ I'd punch the hell out of any man that ever spoke to me like that. And I'd win, too, especially against a screeching little insecure punkass bitch like Jimmy Urine.

But hey, eff all that for now. I got a new car today! HUZZAH FOR ME.

Anonymous said...

I'm here guys. No, Gerard's not a hit-man. Please. he'd run if I sicced my family on him. I'm half-Sicilian and he knows it. I'm a crazy mofo as well, and he knows that as well.( I'm just as crazy as he is, although not quite as reckless) He hasn't silenced me in 2 years, he won't do it now. Anyways, you are all hilarious, keep up the good spirits. :)

Gerard knows that mayonaise( sic)is a Pumpkins song. I already yelled at him that he should know better about it anyway. I think it's hilarious how he thinks he's being shrewd by creating such a mindclusterfuck but he only ends up looking like an ass. His bad decisions, in the past, and recently will come back to haunt him. It's his loss, really. I have shed no tears.

Take care ladies and gentlemen.
--Tink

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Most people over the age of 20 know that MSI's 'music' blows rabid badgers. The teenies are just climbing on the bandwagon to support Gerard. If he'd married the chick from GWAR, all the kids would love GWAR.

Damn, now I feel like listening to them - especially 'Sick Of You'.

Anybody else think Jimmy Urine looks like Big Bird on crack?

Anonymous said...

I officially loathe Jimmy Urine after reading those lyrics and want to punch him right in his stupid vagina. He could look like Jared Leto and I would still want to punch him in his stupid vagina. I can't even imagine how any self-respecting woman could listen to that garbage.

And I completely and totally can't imagine how any women-respecting man could, either.

Anonymous said...

Lyn Z is not Katmandu. Katmandu is Katherine. He called her Katmandu becuase his girlfriend before her was also named Katherine and he had a bad break up there so since they had the same name he nicknamed her. I know both of these Katherines.

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Way to go, Tink! Maybe all Canadian ladies are crazy. I'm half-Russian, genetics would be my excuse. ^_~

Nice name - Jimmy Urine.
Puke-provoking little shit.

Anonymous said...

Midnite, I'm not Canadian :) I'm American.
\
--Tink

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Sorry, Tink - my mistake.
You'd mentioned Quebec City in an earlier post, which made me think you were from NOTB.

I guess we're from everywhere, though...

Meh. Fuck it, I can't think of a good comeback. :\

Anonymous said...

I am not bothered by MSI lyrics at all. Seriously, I listened to 2-live crew in grade school. Give me a break. I like MSI; I embrace the satire and raunchy approach.

-Anon30

Oh and the one hour session? Was that therapy Mr. Mayo? If so, good for you. We all need it once in a while.

Hi Tink. You are back. Welcome :)

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Easy, Anon30. To each their own, doll. Opinions, you know what they're like. :)

Anonymous said...

I just saw the official marriage certificate. I really wish them the best, but I fear for Gerard. He is going to get one ass-whooping by something called Karma. I think I'm still in shock that he would do this
--Tink

Anonymous said...

Hi Tink, your back
Comme stai bella? E Lydz la seconda moglie? Dimme tra l'italiano.

I would be eternally grateful :D

Anonymous said...

Sister Midnite - you are so very right. It's one of my favorite sayings. Opinions and assholes, "everyone's got one."

Hi Tink. I love karma because it takes care of things that are out of our control.

-Anon30

Anonymous said...

To anon at 8.41a.m. Wasn't he with Kat for six years? Whose the other Katherine. Thanks

Anonymous said...

To Anon 30. His mother was there . She was the signatory witness on the marriage certificate. Just because you have pictures, doesn't mean it's the real deal. Get my drift.

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

I hear you, Anon30. Maybe it should be pointed out to MAYO-man (or woman) that just because he/she has one, doesn't mean he/she has to BE one.

New anonymous @ 10:22 - what is the real deal? Care to share with the rest of us loyal subjects?

Disestablishmenatarianism!! See, Mayo? We can use dem big words, too!

G'nite, all... sweet dreamin's!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous hat gesagt...

To Anon 30. His mother was there .She was the signatory witness on the marriage certificate. Just because you have pictures, doesn't mean it's the real deal. Get my drift.

How do you know that his mother was there? Did you see her...? I'm just curious.

Anonymous said...

You Guys, you will not see his mother in the pictures taken on the 3rd September. She was a witness on the 4th September, which coincidenty is the date on the license/certificate of marriage. Work it out.

Anonymous said...

I didnt talk about the pictures! I asked if you were there or how do you know she was there!

Anonymous said...

How could she have not been there if she witnessed the ceremony and signed the certificate, as for who else attended, that's any body's guess.

sdock10 said...

Anon who wants to know more about me...now you know that would take all the fun out of it. Part of the intrigue is in the mystery itself. Never reveal more than you want to show. Tattoos are nice...on nice people.

Smoke&Venom20...you're only half as evil as I am and I'm only half as pretty as you are. How many mirrors do you own?

Tink...Welcome back.

Guess it will be an all out free for all in here today...

Tsk tsk Mayo...you know what they say about idle hands don't you?

P.S. But your hands aren't idle at all now are they? One hand on the...and the other on the.....

Smoke said...

Hello Everyone! I know you all are so happy to hear from me today.

Tink!!!!!
Thought we had lost you there for a minute. Good to know he won't be coming after me now.

Sdock10,
How many mirrors do I own????

I'll never tell.

Karma. That one word says it all, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Happy to hear his mom was there. A lot of people have made speculations about certain people not being in attendance. How could anyone know from just looking at the pictures? It's from one angle. So I had/have my doubts since the beginning. But in all honesty it didn't bother me either way who was there/who wasn't.

So where is Mr. Mayo? I think we need another one-handed blog. What do you think?

Anon30

sdock10 said...

2 ceremonies perhaps? One to create a stir backstage and the other the real deal? Or maybe they forgot they were married the night before and did again the next day. Love sure does keep you head in the clouds....or something like that.

And back to using the cane thing....I am almost certain it's an old kickball injury flairing up again...don't you Smoke&Venom20?

Anonymous said...

There is so much speculation and too way conspiracy theories about this one man. I'm all into conspiracy theories but I think it really is getting out of hand here.

Who would have thought that little Gee Way would ever cause this much of a stir?! I mean, it's not like he's the President, right?

Anonymous said...

last comment - anon33

Smoke said...

Ditto. Kickball is a dangerous game. All kinds of injuries and shit. It's the most fun I've had though!

Smoke said...

I think Frank should be President!


Or Kid Rock!!!!

This cane? Maybe he got when he broke his foot from jumping out the second floor. As far as conspiracy? Please, this man creates all his own drama. He loves drama. He needs no assistance in that department.

Anonymous said...

True his actions are causing a lot of it but people are coming up with shit that is just ridiculous

anon33

sdock10 said...

I for one love to hold the gasoline can that fuels his dramatic fire.
This job is not for amateurs though...only professional pyromaniacs need apply. Get too close and you might get burned...and we all know that those burns leave nasty scars.

P.S. Do you hide yours?

Smoke said...

Told ya'll that sdock10 was Lucifer.

Anonymous said...

sdock10 can't be lucifer.

I am.

Mayo, "knee jerks and binges"?

Jerk on this

Smoke said...

Greetings, Beelzebub!

You've been here all along, haven't you?

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Good to know he won't be coming after me now.

Frankly, I've seen crazier people than Mr. G. Way in my local supermarket.

Sdock10, I cast my vote to you for the Master of All Evil title. :)

And even drama queens back down when they're whacked in the head with a shovel...

Smoke said...

Would that be a shovel with a bunny tied to it? Heh-heh-heh.

He is a drama queen isn't he? I can tell cause again, it takes one to know one. I once witnessed this man check out his reflection in Bob's drumkit and I knew right then........

He is as vain as I am.

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

The bunny was just amusing because of the glue. If it were up to me, teh shovel would suffice on its own.

I'm not so sure if vanity correlates with drama-queenism, Smoke&Venom20 - after all, there are an awful lot of funny-looking people who act like divas.

Beelzebub? I've spanked bigger women than him in jail.

Just joking, of course... I haven't been in jail.

Yet.

sdock10 said...

Oh Sister Midnite...You know if your tiara is big enough the shovel won't even hurt when it hits you. Isn't that right Smoke&Venom20?

Plus all good drama queens have shovel blockers around them at all times. Where is Worm by the way?

Smoke said...

True, true, I mean look at Andy Dick? 100% diva and 100% tore up from the floor up.

Smoke said...

How did you know I wear a tiara, sdock10?!?!?!?

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

True, sdock10. Which is why you take liberties with said shovel's aim.

Do I *have* to look at Andy Dick?
If it ain't pretty, why waste the time?

sdock10 said...

True...Sister Midnite...very true.

Nothing better than an injured diva.

Sister Midnite...I think you have HIT on something here...You have solved the cane mystery.

sdock10 said...

Apparently we have not been creative enough to stir Mayo out of that suspended state. I'll bet he is tired of just hanging there. Gives him plenty of time to think though....of new metaphors.

P.S. Is it uncomfortable?

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Ah yes, our dear Mayo... probably off stroking his metaphors, or whatever else happens to be at hand. That is, if he can disentangle it from his inseam area.

Anon33, Mr. Way would make a perfect politician. He teaches and preaches and wishes to lead, but does the exact opposite.

(I would have said President rather than politician, but I refuse to *stroke* the rock-star ego any further.)

Mr. way has become the epitome of arrogance and hypocrisy -- the stunts & mind games are beginning to really piss people off. Just because he's Mister Rock-Star now, doesn't give him the right to act like a jerkoff. If he chooses to behave like one, he will be treated like one: it's that simple.

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

BTW, sdock10, canes snap much too easily when used as a weapon. I'll be sticking with my shovel.

Smoke said...

That wasn't no regular walking stick. It was a PIMP stick. I bet it is encrusted with rubies and diamonds and it says Jiggy on it.

sdock10 said...

Sister Midnite...let me clarify myself..I was implying that he was hit with a shovel and that's why he is using the cane now.

But I think I came up with another scenario...I bet he received that injury from skating on all that thin ice.

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Uncle Jiggy?? ::losing lunch::
That sounds like a nickname for Chester Molester! How 'bout UncleFucka instead?

I like your second scenario better, sdock10. I wonder, is it possible to be sued for wanting to use my shovel?

Smoke said...

The whole shovel scenario, I think that is what they call conspiracy.....we would not be able to use the 'insanity plea' since we have plotted and planned all day and even decided what weapon would be better.

But, it is all done with love.

Come on Sister Midnite, you know you would - 'get Jiggy wit it!'

Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

So is it safe to say you know you've been screwed when you're loved with a shovel?

Sorry, Smoke&Venom20, but I don't do musicians. They're great as friends, but I like having my eyeliner all to myself.

Smoke said...

Screwed is right. I have to say I don't like sharing my eyeliner either but if Frankie asked, oh yeah, he could have all he wanted.
He can 'X' out his eyes anytime with my eyeliner.

X X
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Sis Midnite (original blog) said...

Frankie is a stand-up guy, I'm sure he'd treat your eyeliner in the manner it should be treated. ^_~

With Jiggy ::gag:: and his mind games, I think you'd be fucked *with* rather than the more fun alternative.

I would like to pull up his pants, though. What's with the women's cut???

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sdock10 - yes I agree, perhaps a skating injury is the problem.
But I'm sure Mama would check out all his girlfriends for him.

Ah I'm beginning to think a shovel would be ineffective in cutting his ego down to size..
Hold on...i'll just run to the bedroom for my favourite axe.

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I guess most of us are still in agreement that one F.Iero is all kinds of swell and there should be more of him in the world. FTR, I absolutely agree with that assessment also.

So I'm still waiting for him to stand up and say "NO" to taking a band on tour with them that gleefully sings about perving out over a five year old girl's crotch.

Unless he can't, for whatever reason. In which case: jump ship, Frank. And Bob, and Ray. (I kind of suspect that Mikey already has. Could be wrong.)

It kinda breaks my heart to say all this, because I've loved this band hard.

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Frank is amazingly awesome.
Bob & Ray rock, as well. Mikey- well, Mikey isn't around. :(

Still lovin' the music, just not the ass who's singing it. If he's not aware of the "thin ice" danger, as sdock10 so eloquently stated, I'm sure someone has pointed it out to him by now.

If I put a SuperSoaker to this new, "improved" Mr. Way's ear, how long do you think it would take for the water to start leaking out the other ear?

No need to jump out the second floor when there are so many willing to give him the nudge he needs to start off right!!!

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I would still hate for something, anything bad to happen to G-Way, even though he has disappointed me wildly with taking MSI on tour. Really throughout PR with his behavior to be quite honest, but taking this trash-talking band on tour after he's spent so many years being so vocal against tamer lyrics than those, that really kills it for me.

But I don't wish for bad things to happen to him, I honestly just want him to wake the hell up. We can all be hypocrites sometimes and who among us hasn't been blinded by--well I won't say "love" because it really doesn't seem like it to me, more like desperation if I may be so bold--but by, well, perhaps desperation? Speaking for myself, I briefly dated (I mean for about two months) a guy who was the polar opposite of all of my values.

Errr, of course I drop-kicked him the moment I found out what a racist and sexist jerk he was, but OTOH, I wasn't desperate to not be alone as our G-Way seems to be. I guess he just has issues and my point is, so do we all.

Yet he did put himself up on this pedestal by preaching so hard against degrading lyrics, so if he's off of it now, it's only because he jumped head first like a big dumb fool.

Please Frank, or anyone with sense, impart some on Gerard? Don't expose this godawful band with their ugly, brutal, hateful message to the fans who have believed in you for so long.

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Looks more like purging.

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"But my hair has nothing to do with what I say.It's the needless celebrity bullshit that makes it a grind" Metal Hammer, March 2007


You poor sweet innocent Mayonaise. If you are who I think you are, *you* yourself are the one who is causing all of the celebrity bullshit that is surrounding you. Karma is finally biting you in the ass. I also blame Lyn-Z because it seemed she did not do a damn thing to stop it because she was calling too much attention on herself like you were. Frankly, I was disappointed because most of the time while you and the rest of the band were performing on the night of the PR show in Tinley Park, you were too busy mumbling complete nonsense through your voice that was slurred and you were too busy masturbating your penis with your hand while you were moaning loudly. Do you really believe that I'd spend money coming to support you guys, only to see you place a hand down your pants and feeling yourself? I do not take the time to spend money on tickets and see you make a complete fool out of yourself and to make a fool out of the rest of the band. I've been seeing you guys since last October and honestly, the PR performance was the worst one I ever been to. Your voice was off, you were not acting like yourself, I literally felt the tension cutting through the band like a knife cutting through butter. You did not even acknowledge the fact that your baby brother was there. Do not assume that I am attacking you. I am not. I am just stating how I felt about the performance. I do not feel bitter at all. I just feel a bit disappointed in you.

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