I am certain that when I die I will become dirt. It would be nice to consider that upon my death golden open arms will greet me, enfolding me into them like a lost child finally returned home, but that’s not how I think. Never has been. It is completely incomprehensible for me to consider that once my life is over I will hang out watching the goings on down at earth while white silk draped, halo wearing, beings circle my head before diving down to intervene in someone or another’s life.
But, I can see the appeal.
And I am relatively certain I won’t burn in eternal damnation, either. Although that option is better suited to my personality and preferential if in fact my theory fails.
What motivates me is here and now...in what I intend as a reciprocal exchange.
This reminds me to ask myself “why am I even here?” I suppose one purpose is to procreate, to replenish human stock while in turn passing on my unique, somewhat maladaptive, genetic map to ensure the future of our type. But, at our current population rate, I do not see human extinction as a concern (that is not to say we won’t run out of natural resources thereby resulting in human extinction through overpopulation). So, as many population experts suggest, I will only replace myself. Although, it was never something I gave much thought.
So, why then? I have no other and a million ideas.
And, I do have considerations beyond the here and now; I get a kick out of the prospect that my progeny might proffer our future world. That, and who will take care of me when I can no longer find my ass?
I hope that I am doing a good job, that all my experience, everything that I have to give, and all that I create proves worthy beyond my own value. I want there to be some “take-away” meaning from how I live. And when I die the only “place” I want to spend eternity is ardently recalled in the generous conversation of my family and friends.
p.s. prosperous just like him.
Friday, August 28, 2009
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«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 4742 Newer› Newest»Unlike you I won't assume he did or didn't have fun with anyone.
It was always pretty obvious when SS was having fun. No assuming necessary.
Was it. Was it really obvious when SS was having fun? Was he that obvious to you? Really.
Yes, "us". It used to be a nice place to come and be a "mysterious anon" and talk poetry and culture with some of the ladies here. We all had our own ideas. I used to enjoy it. I used to be an anon here all the time back in the time when poetry, games, riddles were the norm, back before anyone doing that was "beyond pathetic" and "cunts". I learned a lot about Shakespeare actually, I had to brush up on my Shakespeare back when a lot of people were mysteriously quoting his plays. I felt like that was fun.
But if you people (and you are obviously the regulars not signed in) seriously think that your "internet enemy" has "brainwashed" some people to ruin your blog (after YOU all already ruined it) then wow I don't even know what to say to you. Aside from that you're crazy.
But because of the way you all acted towards a small group of people who were having fun and you didn't like it because it "stole" blog time from you ..... we already knew that you were all crazy.
Did you have fun with me mayo? ^.~
No. I never liked you. You suck.
I don't even know what to say to you. Aside from that you're crazy.
Truth. You speak it.
talk poetry and culture with some of the ladies here
Funny. I did that too 1:08. Surprise.
It is completely incomprehensible for me to consider that once my life is over I will hang out watching the goings on down at earth while white silk draped, halo wearing, beings circle my head before diving down to intervene in someone or another’s life.
Hey Christian anon, you talk a good game. Who are you lecturing to? Did you actually read Mayo's post this last time?
I'm sure you're the one who told me and mine to rot in Hell for all eternity, but if you don't believe in Hell, that's not much of threat now is it?
How about you respecting the religous differences that we all have who gather here? It's not about who's right or not. It's about sharing the love.
Isn't that what your God is all about anyway?
Truth. You speak it.
Reality. You should meet it.
1:08, the stupid thing is, this blog is dead during the day now. The porchies used to come on during the day and the night crew, obviously, came on at night. It's sad that they felt so threatened by them. Mayo and SS used to visit at all times of the day and night so there was really no need for anybody to feel left out.
LMFAO. Seriously hard.
Reality. You should meet it.
Are you serious? This place has no connection with reality whatsoever. If you're looking for reality honey, boy are you in the wrong place.
L O L
Oxygen. I need it.
How about you respecting the religous differences that we all have who gather here? It's not about who's right or not. It's about sharing the love. Isn't that what your God is all about anyway?
Jennicula...agreed.
You know, there are worse things, in the grand scheme of life, than what's been done here; children hurting children, many people dying because of disasters, but the goings on here are what keep you coming back to bring up and comment about. Where is the love, huh? Black Eyed Peas are wondering.
Unfuckingbelievable!
?
No ?
Dying of laughter. That's all.
Ah. I hope you have a shovel to dig yourself out of the hole some may way to stick you in for finding something funny when people are 'debating'. I can lend you mine, if you don't.
I'm not the one that requires digging out wywh.
Thanks anywho.
Since the comedic and tragic quota has been met for the day
heres something completely irrelevant
The Buzzword Lineup
In research conducted by finance staffing firm Accountemps, 150 senior executives from the nation's largest companies cited these 10 problem words and phrases (in no particular order):
* Leverage: "We should leverage our investment in IT infrastructure across multiple business units to drive profits."
* Reach out: "Jim decided to reach out to this underutilized demographic."
* It is what it is: "The server is down, and clients are irate. It is what it is."
* Viral: "Our training video has gone viral."
* Game changer: "The switch from LAN to WiFi was a game changer for our productivity."
* Disconnect: "There is a disconnect between our customers' wants and their page views."
* Value-add: "Where's the value-add in this increase in spending?"
* Circle back: "I have to go, but I will circle back with the client later."
* Interface: "My job requires me to interface with all levels of the firm."
* Cutting edge: "Our cutting-edge technology gives us a competitive advantage."
The buzzwords don't always annoy listeners in a work setting. Executive coach Liz Bywater, president of Bywater Consulting Group, believes they can serve as a "linguistic shorthand" when used properly and in context.
"But using too many buzzwords can lessen an individual's credibility as an independent, intelligent, creative thinker," she says. "At worst, it can make him look like a wishy-washy wannabe."
Some common managemnet buzzwords/phrases where I work include:
Blue sky thinking
Pushing the envelope
Dovetail
Synergy
Helicopter view
Sharing best practice
Sanity check
Paradigm shift
Span of control
Sphere of influence
My colleagues and I often play a game called bullshit bingo, where we have to say as many of these as we can in a meeting without anyone suspecting we are taking the piss.
This place has become the bullshit bingo blackout game. Blind worship was onceencouraged here
& apparently still is away from here
and most sanity is checked at the door. For those who had it to begin with.
Now I'm fuckin pissed. >_<
Who are you taking up for, Jennicula? Yourself, Mayo, Kapunua, or the lovelies? I don't see you around here much, yet you manage to show up at the witch's lj to offer her words of comfort. Where are your kind words for the others of this blog?
Yes I did read Mayo's post and it is obvious that he does not believe God's promise of eternal life. I said a prayer for him.
I will say a prayer for you too, that you might know God's love and his Grace for I do not wish anyone to burn in Hell.
It's obvious she's not speaking up for the remaining lovelies 2:53. Not brainwashed
my ass.
No agenda
my ass.
How many anons besides Karen anon has Jennicula been? Just askin.
What I really need is another cup of fucking coffee, not eternal salvation through the light of god.
Nevertheless, and I always cherish the moment I can use the word...nevertheless, I was about to conjure up some mojo in order to gather some positive energy from which I may extract the truth to ensure that I do not stray from the plan that will lead me to the great and powerful golden vessel that will deliver upon me my salvation; she is the light and through her I find peace, comfort, questions, and answers. When I sought truth in my heart, I found her. And, there she lies, and speaks the truth.
Use prayers and, what appears to be, a significant amount of free time toward a more vital cause.
You find truth, light, peace, comfort and salvation in coffee? I need to start drinking more of that stuff. ;)
Pass a cup to Jennicula. She needs it more than you do.
What I really need is another cup of fucking coffee, not eternal salvation through the light of god.
QFT.
however, Nevertheless, and I always cherish the moment I can use the word...nevertheless, I was about to conjure up some mojo in order to gather some positive energy from which I may extract the truth to ensure that I do not stray from the plan that will lead me to the great and powerful golden vessel that will deliver upon me my salvation; she is the light and through her I find peace, comfort, questions, and answers. When I sought truth in my heart, I found her. And, there she lies, and speaks the truth.
Use prayers and, what appears to be, a significant amount of free time toward a more vital cause.
Why must religion come into it. Again. Anyone else wanna scream with me? I hear it's good therapy. On the count of three then?
One...
Two...
Three...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There. I feel slightly better now.
Me 2 and I didn't even hafta scream. Your scream did it. :)
Hiya guys, how are you all?
MissT: How are you, lady? Did you hear back about when you can start your "official" training? Soon, I hope!
Hiya Wendy babes. Not heard yet, it'll be 2 weeks on friday. I dunno how long it takes them to check references and give you a date. They never said so I don't know how long to stew. I'm still so nervous.
How's things with you sweetie?
As for the religion thing. I don't care who believes what. I won't critisize anyone for their beliefs. But me personally think that if there was this all wonderous god who had the power to do anything yet chose not to end the suffering of innocent children at the hands of paedophiles etc, that would be a god I would have no interest in worshipping. In fact, wouldn't that god be the devil himself.
Just wondering.
I'm not trying to start and argument, just thinking out loud. Any good religion should be able to have reasonable debates on their belief systems.
I say that as long as you don't go around abusing children, killing people or beating up old ladys, then there's hope for you. It doesn't matter what you believe in your own heart. Just be nice to each other cos life's too short whatever afterlife you believe in. And dead is forever.
Anyway, I'm off to rest my knee cos my sis wants me running round after her tomorrow. I've got to pick up her perscription. I swear, I'm just the skivvy round here LOL.
Take care everyone and do try to play nice. Nighty night xxxx
Cool 3.46. glad to help
:)
The Road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Just because you believe or do not believe is no ticket into or out of Hell...God knows your heart!!
His way of weeding out the assholes!! He doesn't want the crap that goes on in this blog oozing its way between the pearly gates.
wow, 4:03 you speak for god now? shit.
Actually, I think you'll find that if I wish to, I can be an asshole my whole entire life and if I'm so shit scared of the wrath of god, or Hell at the time I die, that I sincerely repent my assholish-ness, he will forgive me and accept me.
you must really hate that about him. you can be as saintly as you want your whole life and end up in no more a favorable light than a murderer, thief, or drug addict who honestly repents at their time of death, or seeks absolution beforehand.
btw, I say that as someone who's asked their Priest the point of confession if you will always get forgiveness.
I think "Christian" anon really isn't Christian at all, and is just bored and stirring shit.
I hope so. being fanatical and over-preachy about anything is never a good thing.
I'll pray for them when i visit the alter of the porcelain God later on.
It's an altar 4:21. Unless you worship a seamtress or tailor.
If you love something set it free.
If it comes back it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back it was never yours to begin with.
But if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free...you either married it or gave birth to it.
fuck me
seamstress
icancorrectspandgram2
I'm gonna be visiting the porcelain god after the bacardi bottle is empty. spelling and using wrong words are bound to go happen at some point, but thankies for the correction.
lololol. correct me then correct yourself. everyone makes mistakes sometimes
i love you 4.26. don't know where you got that from but it's good. so true.
you must really hate that about him. you can be as saintly as you want your whole life and end up in no more a favorable light than a murderer, thief, or drug addict who honestly repents at their time of death, or seeks absolution beforehand.
...and there's the hook anon...honesty.
Thats where most people fall a little short....sux huh!! Like I said...God Knows your heart.
You hang onto that master plan...hope it werks out for ya!!
shame more people cant accept that and move the fuck on. maybe you should offer them some of that bacardi and a few bucks for a hooker.
How do you defend yourself against a man armed with an orange?
Hi Mayo,
Bye Mayo.
Ummm
I don't know anon. Run? Juice him?
How do ya?
i do realize it has to be honest. there's nothing to say someone with those characteristics can't honestly be sorry at some point in their life. THAT was my point.
ha 4.34 i'd possibly share my bacardi but they can find their own hooker. scratch that. no drink sharing. i'm a selfish individual bound for hell so there's no way i'd be so nice lol.
Looks at the time. Shit. Bye.
Nobody goes to Jesus on Prom night...its only after they have fucked up so bad nobody else wants to talk to them!
-Dennis Miller
Your on your way to salvation...I promise you!
watch and learn, anon. watch and learn
from the gospel of monty python.
it seemed so plausible
Don't take it too seriously people but it is damn funny. and the dino thing gives you food for thought. love this oh so much.
"And oh the discples did run a-shrieking 'What a big fuckin lizard, Lord'".
Nobody goes to Jesus on Prom night
well. That would just be wierd.
But if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free...you either married it or gave birth to it.
---------------------------------
Lol.
Let me say this before I go..I do have to go.
When I see a comment that says "God is a fucking Joke".
I understand that...but the truth is I dont have to convince that person that there is a God...They already know it.
Not only do they believe there is a God, but from the anger conveyed in a statement like that, they are pissed at him.
This person believe it or not is on the right track...at some point in their lives they will come to terms and make their peace with God....and themselves.
good morning!
and hi BC, hi from before wish
hi missT, glad the knee is isn't hurting, but rest it, can you wear a knee support?
and good morning Mayo, you feeling ZIPpy?
hope everyone is well :]
Ah, just had myself some coffee too, now the day all seems brighter and my purpose clearer
must be something to it!
5:40,
That's assuming that they'll go down that path. But honestly, what's it to the religious anon(or anyone else like-minded) whether or not they believe in God?
That's their choice, not yours or anyone else's.
Hey there Ergo
Hi BC
I wasn't sure if you were still around
you had a good day?
I'm just getting ready to go for my walk, I woke up to a blue sky with fluffy white clouds, and one big grey one over our house, and then it rained on us for about 5 mins, then went away
now it's sunny lol
Hello everyone
off now, back later
xx
oh hi elena!!
I'll be about an hour, see you when I get back
Okay Ergo
Have a nice walk
hello I am back
had a lovely walk, such a great time of year
listening to ABBA Remix, Abba songs in a dance remix, keeps me walking fast
Hello again Ergo
I'm looking up comics at the moment
hi elena!
do you have any good ones?
ugh have you seen the Sham-WOW infomercial, gosh I hate it!!
Yep there are some good ones in this lot. I keep getting distracted by them. LOL But really how can I not stop to read the Army of Darkness comics?
Sham WOW.....that guy makes me laugh and not in a good way.
I don't think you could be blamed for having a read!
he says WOW far too often,as do the people giving "independent street reviews"
Wonder if he said "Wow" when he was being arrested?
"
I will say a prayer for you too, that you might know God's love and his Grace for I do not wish anyone to burn in Hell."
Oh right. It was Wendy who said told Kapunua "you AND YOURS shoudl rot in hell".
did he actually get arrested?
or is that wishful thinking?
If you guys think the Sham-Wow is bad, wait til you see his new product, the Slap-Chop.
Making America thinner, one Slap at a time.
(Actual line from the commercial, I shit you not.)
Oh he got arrested for beating up a hooker. But then supposedly she bit him.
Hey Amy
Nice to see you
Hey Elena, and Ergo, and anyone else buzzing around.
I'll be back in a few, just going to have a quick shower.
I hope you dont' get lost in the shower Amy ^_^
Hey there elena and ergo
Hello BC
How are you?
9:16, Wendy has a heart festering with hatred. She is just a sad nasty person. I'm not surprised.
did he mop up the blood with the shamWOW? I'm sure there is a size for that
hi Amy
slapchop?
do I even want to know? I know the snap-n-slice and that is LOLful enough
oh Mary from Peter Paul and MAry died
I liked their songs
and Keith Floyd died yesterday, he was one of the first TV chefs I ever watched
will miss them both
Wow all of a sudden I thought of Harold Ensley.
random but not
time for me to have some lunch, back in a bit
xx
Seeeeeee??
I didn't get lost, and I smell good too.
(For a change)
Welcome back Amy
What's up?
Not too much Elena. We're getting a serious dose of Indian Summer around these parts. 33 degrees today, I just had to go soak all the plants and the lawn in case it doesn't rain tomorrow. Unbelievable.
What about you? Did I read something about sorting new comics again?
Yep another lot of comics. I've enjoyed going through them. Now I'm watching the hubby curse my car because he's rotating the tires and it's not going well. Maybe I should have told him that when I was going to the concert in Chicago and had a flat it took two guys to get the wheel off the car.
Amazing how those little things tend to slip our minds until someone's whining about it!
I'm glad I take transit, although I'm equally glad I don't have to change the tires on the bus if it breaks down.
Anything interesting for your comic collection?
Well I really like the "Army of Darkness" ones. Also there are some "Friday the 13th" comics.
Damn I love these comics. LOL
Oh damn he just called my car an emo piece of shit. How can a car be emo?
hi again!
Just be nice to each other cos life's too short whatever afterlife you believe in.
i love that. :)
miss t., you are awesome. ♥
heyho!
i'm listening to the shins -- i just got their 2007 cd for cheap at f.y.e., another album to cross off my list!
i haven't heard these songs since september of that year. i was standing in the crowd at bumbershoot. the music brings it back like crystal.
btw, mayo, i'm not sure what that is, but good to see you stopped by.
(i shall be googling shortly.)
It's so emo it's weeping tears of black oil?
TJ hello!
you had a good day off shopping?
I can tell you lossless compression is used to refer to data and files, put into a compressed form like a Zip file, it means you can store it to save space and when you retrieve the data or program it has suffered no loss, or data corruption.
So you still have exactly what you had in the beginning, with no loss or decrease in quality
unlike say an mp3 file which can't be uncompressed without losing quality, apple uses their lossless compression but the files end up bigger
and here endeth the lesson, lol
(blame my brother the musician)
I'll be back in a bit guys. Going to watch some Wipeout.
that was interesting! i knew generally what the term meant, but only very, very, very generally.
thanks mayo. :)
Lossless data compression
is a class of data compression algorithms that allows the exact original data to be reconstructed from the compressed data. The term lossless is in contrast to lossy data compression, which only allows an approximation of the original data to be reconstructed, in exchange for better compression rates.
Lossless data compression is used in many applications. For example, it is used in the popular ZIP file format and in the Unix tool gzip. It is also often used as a component within lossy data compression technologies.
Lossless compression is used when it is important that the original and the decompressed data be identical, or when no assumption can be made on whether certain deviation is uncritical.
:)
"Just be nice to each other cos life's too short whatever afterlife you believe in.
i love that. :)
"
You don't seem to love it when your friends are bullying other people and telling them that God is going to strike them dead, and wishing that they and theirs would burn in hell for eternity.
Hey TJ
Well hubby and I are getting ready to watch "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter." I'm sure it will be great. LOL
Take care everyone.
i just read that wikipedia, ergo! (but you explained it a bit better. *grin*)
it's cool to know all those letters at the end of my images means. :)
and yes! i had a good day, got some good bargins and filled in the gaps in my travel list, even the o-rings in the right size.
and it was the nice guy behind the counter at starbucks! (i think he's the only one.)
all in all, a good day.
how has yours been going?
you're welcome Tj and thanks definition anon too :]
thanks, 11:15. :)
good night elena, and see ya later amyranth!
11:16 doesn't use lossless compression. They've lost a lot of critical data.
have fun amy!
hope the movie is good elena, just try to make sure when you come out that the car hasn't smeared sump oil all around it's eyes, put it's hood up (I couldn't resist!) and is slouching in the corner of the garage
TJ a couple of years ago, my brother was appalled I had WAV files on my iRiver as he said they take up so much more space than mp3's.
My complete non-comprehension of what he was talking about led to quick lesson on audio files, then I got him to explain my iPod stuff like "AAC is different how?"
so I now have it all sorted for max storage, as the sound quality isn't a big issue in that case.
Hey my car does have a black bra and a skull and crossbones license plate. Oh no....my car is emo. LOL
Mayo
Hey nice to see you were around today. I myself was drinking a cup of coffee and reading along around the same time. My, oh my. And that’s all I’m gonna say about that.
It was a beautiful day here in the middle of nowhere. A nice peaceful day and I really enjoyed that. Did you enjoy your day? I’ve come to the conclusion that sometimes you have to make yourself enjoy a day. Sounds strange I know but you either let all the shit get you down or you just overlook it and find a happy spot off on the horizon and focus on that. I may need glasses because that spot is often very blurry but it’s there.
Well just wanted to say “hey” and wish you a happy tomorrow. Squint if you have to but find that spot and focus.
Night Mayo
Elena.
i'll have to check my ever-increasing audio files, ergo, and check for that. i've already maxed out the space on my mp3 player, and have begun to shuffle things on and off.
good night, elena. enjoy your movie!
oh dear elena sounds like you may have an emo car
if it get Fall Out Boy stuck in the cd player then it's a goner lol
take care, enjoy the movie and sweet dreams
so, uh...is it just you and me, then, ergo?
i'm sorry if that's so, my conversational skills have been all faily lately. :/
oh that's ok TJ
I am pottering about as usual
so what do you have left to find for your travel kit?
i always imagine you gardening or cooking and wandering past your computer occasionally... :)
i'm actually good to go, but with a borrowed bag. i'd love to find a really good weekender bag, but nothing seems to be popping out.
i'm thinking about making a messenger bag when i get back...we have this very cool grey and black stripe fabric at work. i'm thinking i'll use that as the lining, with a nice texturey black canvas for the exterior. buckles and tabs, and i think the flap would be a perfect place to use my umbrella academy school logo patch. :)
but i've got all the clothes i need, and i found some nice thin o-rings at the hardwear store today. they look really cool as stacked rings, especially when i wear them with the little silver star ring elena gave me.
oops, it's hardware, not hardwear. lol i guess i was thinking about what i'm using them for!
I used to wear o-rings as bracelets, I remember if you got ones that had little coloured stripes on them they were cooler
you pretty much have what I do, unless I'm actually working at the computer, I do just do stuff and look in as I walk past, at the moment I am putting away clothes. No cooking to do yet today, and I can't water the other part of my garden as it's in full sun still. So you are spot on!
the bag sounds like it'd be great, you can make it a size to suit you too, that's the worst thing about looking for something when you ahve an idea in mind, nothing is ever quite right. This way you can make it how you want.
that'd be great to be able to just leave the computer on and pop in whenever...it'll be nice when i can do that again.
is your computer in a sunny little nook in your house? that's how i always imagine it. :)
i love customizing! back when i was doing a lot of sewing, i could never follow instructions all the way through. i'd always end up figuring out something different to do.
right now, i've got all these little scraps of paper clipped together, all the details i've seen or ideas that have come to me. do i want the water bottle pocket on the inside or the outside? do i even want a water bottle pocket?
it's all about the pockets when you're making a bag.
*runs in
hugs mayo
hugs ss
runs out*
oh yes pockets can be wonderful or just inconveniently the wrong size or spot
the computer is in a corner, it's not sunny though, but it is right by the windows to look out into the back yard, we have a back veranda to shade the house from the afternoon sun.
and the monitor is topped by the 2 Rays and all the beanie animals elena has sent me :]
hello hugger
i remember when you showed us the halloween decos, your computer is very decorated!
isn't it funny how we imagine each other's spaces? i remember seeing elena's computer for the first time, and it was so neat, somehow, like seeing her chair around the table.
it is funny, I love seeing the pics you have of the woods by your place, it's so different to how the land is here
It's nice to be able to picture where people are
it is; i love the fact that because of this blog i can honestly say i have friends all over the world. :)
and now it's bedtime in my part of the world! good night ergo, it's good to talk with you.
sweet dreams. :)
sweet dreams Tj, have a good day tomorrow
mayo,
i have to admit, it does make me sad sometimes at how different the blog is now. when i stopped at the library today, i got online for a little bit, and peeked in here, of course.
i remember when you could hop on at anytime, and there would be something interesting being talked about. there was always someone here, and always a friend.
it changes, of course it changes, and for a whole host of reasons, some of which are just because it must change.
and this blog is still a place where i find friends, even though we aren't as numerous as before. sometimes when i'm feeling down, i think those of us that are still here are like the ones who never know when the party's over...but that's just my pessimistic side talking. i hope! i hope you're not the host who is just too polite to shove us out the front door...
but it doesn't feel like you've been pointedly looking at your watch, so then i figure there must be a reason the lights are still on.
i'm glad for that. i know nothing lasts forever, but i'm glad you're still here, glad you haven't changed the locks on the door.
thank you, mayo.
and good night, too.
Good Night
You can't cap with the master son
hello,
more funny and cute pictures. sorry to lazy to link. http://www.geekologie.com/
So sit your ass down before I blast ya one
Cause Im so greasy you can call me mud
And I feel a little hank runnin through my blood
I can tell you're trouble but I still wanna taste
Ep it's the up rising video.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39266657.html
gooodnight
thank you MJ!!! ♥
mayo
One day a farmer, noticing his 500 hens were lonely, decided to go to the local swap meet to purchase about a dozen roosters to keep them company. When he got there he talked to several breeders, and finally came to a man who claimed to have the most potent rooster in the world. The farmer explained his dilemma, and the man assured him that this one rooster would take care of all his hens, or his money back. Well, the farmer thought about this wild claim for a while, but eventually decided to give the rooster a try. He paid the man and took his rooster home.
As soon as farmer arrived home and released the newly purchased rooster to his flock, the rooster, in a wild frenzy, busily began siring the hens one at a time. Within a very short time, each one was sired and happily heading for the hen house to lay eggs. The farmer, seeing this, thought out loud "You'd better slow down old boy or you'll kill yourself at that rate." The next morning, the farmer was awakened to the sounds of his sheep raising a din. He looked out the window and couldn't believe his eyes. That miracle rooster was siring the ewes. He thought on his way to breakfast, "You'd better slow down old boy or you'll kill yourself at that rate." After breakfast, the farmer had to chase the rooster out of the milk barn, where he caught the rooster siring his prize Holsteins. He yelled as the rooster ran from the barn, "You'd better slow down old boy or you'll kill yourself at that rate." Later that afternoon, as the farmer was cutting hay, he noticed the rooster lying in the middle of the field apparently dead. A flock of buzzards was already circling overhead. The farmer was heartsick as he got off the tractor and approached the motionless prize rooster. He knelt down beside him and said sadly "I warned you to slow down old boy or you'll kill yourself at that rate and now your dead." The rooster cracked one eye pointed a wing to the circling buzzards and said "Shhh!! They're fixin' to land."
much love EP xx
SS
The old rooster was teaching the newbie one day telling him "You need to chase me around the farmyard 4 times. If you can catch me in that time, you get to take over the flock with no complaints from me. However. if I get away I get to use you as a hen. One, Two, Three, GO. And off he ran. The farmer, who sitting on the front porch witnessed the first run, then the second run, then got up and got his shotgun. On the third run, he blasted the young rooster. Under his breath he said "That was the 4th gay rooster this month!!!!"
lotsa love EP xx
goodnight blogbelieve, see you in my morning
♥xx♥
...won't look at teddy bears the same way again!!
lol
Lol Muse. What a barnburner that was. Only not. Might as well listen to Coldplay or drag out the old Genesis records. Who thought resurrecting prog rock was a good idea? That Matt guy's voice makes my ears bleed.
Muse Uprising = Goldfrapp Strict machine
...but every time I close my eyes...
:)
I was debating on whether or not to respond 24 hours later, but the Christian Anon (for lack of a better name) took the time to answer me and I owe them a response. Please pardon the intrusion.
Who are you taking up for, Jennicula? Why is being something different a bad thing? How do you know that the path of spirituality you are on is the right one? I can even appreciate your passion in wanting to share the word. But I get the impression that you feel that those who are not exactly like you are bad or evil, when in-fact, they are neither. Not everybody wants or needs to be “saved.” How ‘bout we embrace our differences and welcome new ideas. It will make the world just that more interesting for you.
I don't see you around here much, yet you manage to show up at the witch's lj to offer her words of comfort. No, you don’t see me around much anymore and yes, I do travel to other places besides this blog – sometimes even instead of here. (and fyi - name-calling will get you nowhere. “Judge not, lest ye shall be judged” or so I’ve read.)
Where are your kind words for the others of this blog? If I don’t post my condolences here, does that mean they don’t exist?
I will say a prayer for you too, that you might know God's love and his Grace for I do not wish anyone to burn in Hell. I apologize for assuming you were one and the same who wished me and mine eternal damnation. But you’ve made an assumption about me too. I never said I don’t believe in God’s promise of eternal life. I just don’t believe in your, version of Christianity. But thanks for the prayer. I’ll pray for you too.
I would love a cup of inspiration - and yes, I have an agenda. After I conquer this blog I’m going for world domination.
Deirdre Burroughs: [addressing her poetry class] Get the rage on the page.
I love "Running With Scissors"
When You love someone you can tell.
When your in love with someone, everyone else can tell.
I called your boyfriend Gay.
He snapped his fingers at me in a z formation and said "OH NO YOU DIDN'T"
goooood morning!!!!
:]
hope everyone is having a marvellous day
Never Knock on Deaths Door.
Ring the doorbell and run like hell...he fucking hates when you do that!!
LOL anon!
Hey Ergo and Anon.
Just got home from work and holy crap my house looks like a tornado hit it. It's being power washed to remove paint. See when you have a house over 100 years old paint just doesn't like to stick to the old wood so every few years it has to be repainted. What fun!
oh I know what you mean! Amazing how far the paint flakes can go, and how many there are!!
off for my walk, be back in an hour or so, see you then!
Ya like that one huh Ergo!!
Dats a good un! ;)
we believe God wants you to know ... that true faith flowers from and through doubt.
If you never questioned your beliefs, - you are just a puppet dancing to somebody's strings. If God had wanted your mindless obedience, you would've been created without mind and without free will. But you have both so you can come to God of your own accord. Just look at the lives of saints, - most of them had gone through a dark night of the soul, and that's why their faith was so strong. The path to true faith always goes through doubt. So ask those questions you've always been afraid to ask, and find the answers, and then your faith will become unshakable.
God anon,
Would you please
STFU!
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
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You can't have everything....where would you put it?
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain
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An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
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If I wanted a daily sermon, 7:32, I would go to a church. You are getting more annoying than the Watchtower people who come to my door to cram their religion down my throat.
Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
No time to talk, but I just wanted to drop by and say I had a dream about you guys last night, it reminded me how precious you are.
All my love.
xoxo cupcake
8:12 that one about the radar detector reminded me of a guy I shared a house with, he was so proud of his radar detector and used to talk about how he'd never get caught speeding, well, in 1995 they were made illegal and the police announced that they would be fining people who used them as they could detect them.
He wasn't deterred and drove down the coast for xmas, lo and behold the next night on the news there was a report of the first person to be fined under the new law...guess who!
cupcake!!!!
good to see you and hope everything is going well for you
xx
September 17, 2009 8:09 PM,
They're getting almost as annoying as the crazy conspiracy theorists running around out there.
lo and behold the next night on the news there was a report of the first person to be fined under the new law...guess who!
lol EP. He musta been so proud making the news like that.
If I wanted a daily sermon, 7:32, I would go to a church. You are getting more annoying than the Watchtower people who come to my door to cram their religion down my throat.
Your right ..The watchtower people are annoying, but the funny part is...their all fucking probably going to Hell too!
Haven't you heard 8:58
we're all going to hell.
Spec'ly if ya post here regularly. Evil things these regular posters.;)
EPs chickens are going to hell to.
...so is MUSE. I heard they sold their souls to the devil. 'Nother 'non said so.
Dear God...The Heat...The oppressive heat...
Just to clear one thing up
Thank you Anon at 10:35
That needed to be cleared up
Anon, they forgot to add:
Real Vampires Have Fangs.
Lesson 2
Those are lol's..please dont argue for 2 pages. ;)
Not planning on it Anon. I'm here for the Lulz.
You did see my Vamp post, right?
No missed it...where it be???
Oh, probably back a few pages.
But worry not! I have the ONTD link.
I near fuckin died when I read this.
Just in time for Christmas....
Yep Clark...its the gift that just keeps on giving!!
Somethin' else, eh?
However, I will give them points for marketing.
Oh, 2200.
GO ME.
And 2201.
:D
I never thought of this as funny
It speaks another world to me
I wanna be your Easter bunny
I wanna be your Christmas tree.
I'll strip the world that you must live in
of all its godforsaken greed.
I'll ply the tar of your feathers.
I'll pluck the thorns out of your feet.
You and me.
You and me.
You and me.
And if I choose your sanctuary.
I'll want to wash you with my hair.
I'll want to drink of sacred fountains
and find elixirs hidden there.
I'll reap the lotus and the olive (?).
I'll want to hear the caged-bird sing.
I'll want the secrets of the temple.
I'll want the finger with the ring.
You and me.
You and me.
You and me.
And if you made me your religion.
I'll give all the room you need.
I'll be the drawing of your breath.
I'll be carpet you should weave.
I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inland.
I'll be the visions you will see.
Visions you will see.
You will see.
You will see.
You and me.
You and me.
You and me.
...and Fellas watch her eyes glow when you slip that into her repertoire!!
Thats French ya know!
and thats a nice poerm
Everybunny is somebunny special.
hello, how's it going, whatcha all doin'?
i watched project runway; tonight was the newspaper challenge. i love their non-fabric challenges. i remember one season someone made a gown out of moss!
I am happy Bones is back and after that Supernatural. It is a good night.
*comes in doing a happy dance for Amy while singing ~ something*
Congratulations, Amy!!!! Ohhh, I know what to sing!
~~"Hello, world, here's a song that we're singin',
C'mon get happeeey
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
We'll make you happeeey... "~~
It was that or that "so hot" KID ROCK and I don't think the delicate, fragile ears (and eyes) of all the innocents here could handle that!
:P
Hello Mayo, SS, Amy, Ergo, Cupcake, Sweetcheeks, Elena, J and L, MissT, Wish, Christian anon, Vampire anon, singing and/or dancing anons, most everyone!!!
How is everyone, tonight? Good, I hope!
Mayo: It's so good to see you out in the light for a bit! Staying in that cold, old, dark room isn't good. We wouldn't want you to start looking like Bela. We certainly wouldn't want you to start sparkling when the sunlight hits you! Hell NO for that one!
Amy: I'm so glad you posted that link again!!!! You must have read my mind. I was to ask you for it to send to my dentist's dad! He's a hoot and loves stuff like that. You should see some of the stuff he sends me! LOL!!!
Vampire anon: The Lost Boys = Hell Yeah!!!! One of the best vampire movies ever, methinks!
Cupcake!!!! How are you, love? How are the wedding plans coming along?
Martha: Thank you for all those cute critters!!! Here's a little something for you:
~~For Martha~~
I was feeling inspired and creative!
:)
How's the job search going, Amy?
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Hi PJ!
Hallo Teej and MJ!
I'm happy that the MS wedding invitations I had my eye on went clearance, and I saved a bunch of money on them.
It's a good thing. :)
Slow, Wendy. But there's a few places hiring in the mall, so I'm going to drop off a flurry of resumes this weekend and hopefully hear something soon.
"most everyone" LOL
Amyranth said...
Everybunny is somebunny special.
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I love bunnies!
Hello TJ! You weren't here when I entered. How are you tonight?
Martha!!!! There you are!
hey amyranth, hey there wendy. :)
i snuck in while you were tippy-tappy-typing, wendy. :)
i'm good. *knocks wood*
Amyranth said...
so I'm going to drop off a flurry of resumes this weekend and hopefully hear something soon.
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That sounds like a good idea, Amy! I hope you get something better. And, perhaps you'll even get one of those mall discount cards for being a mall employee! Do ya'll do that in your neck of the woods (or mountains) in Canada?
What's this about wedding invitations? Did I miss something ~ again?
That's good to hear, TJ! Have any exciting plans for the weekend?
Your trip is coming up pretty soon, isn't it?
LOL, no you didn't miss anything important. I had found some invites that I liked at Michaels, but they were wickedly expensive, and besides, I'm not engaged yet.
Well, I went in on Wednesday night and noticed that the boxes had gone from 54.99 down to 14.99! And I had coupons!! So I bought 3 boxes of invites and 3 boxes of matching Thank You cards (which were 5.99 down from 24.99) and saved a crazy shitload of money.
I blame my Scottish Ancestors.
hello TJ amy wendy
I tell you venturing in to clean the bottom of a bedroom cupboard is a scary thing, there was knitwear there that was more pil than knit!!
plus I have a huge pile of stuff to be thrown out/given to charity
awesome buying Amy!!
that the boxes had gone from 54.99 down to 14.99!
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WOW!!!! That is a shitload of savings! Good job, Amy!
Does mister realize what a finacially frugal lady he has? I hope so!
*highfive*
Thank you Ergo!
I like them. They're simple and cheap. Just like me.
Mister still thinks we should just call people and tell them. :P
Wendy, Mister will figure it out when I have an extra $500 or so to spend on the bar at the reception. XD
sorry! had to go get coffee. ;)
hi ergo!
great bargain, amyranth! don't you just love it when things are insanely marked down?
no plans for the weekend, wendy, except to work on some stories, and see if the shirt i'm going to wear next weekend needs hemming. ooooo, so exciting. :)
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