Wednesday, December 3, 2008

What would you have me say?

Ah, the extraordinary from which I glean substance.



Aviva

In two months time, they had already taken half of your leg. And, your decision to give your eyes had been made, all the arrangements confirmed.

Your veins carried the bits and pieces of your death. Broken off from the center of your gut and pumped through your body by your two-timing heart. The debris collected in the narrows to strangle your extremities. Passageways filled and clogged. Backing up, they would finally find their way to your heart which, by that time, would be too exhausted to push any further.

You were one minute shivering with cold, the next ripping with heat. The cold hand towel placed on your forehead and the morphine on demand were your only physical relief. But the tricks that chemical played on your mind, bringing ghosts to your bedside, became your greatest emotional comfort. You claimed “She’s standing right there.” Obviously, no one else could see her she had been dead for ten years. But eavesdropping on your conversations provided insight into your fear.

"I just want to know why."

"I know, but I'm just not ready yet and I don’t want to be afraid."

"Because I don't want it to end."

While in reality, he stood tirelessly by your side. Always ready for whatever you needed, and there was never a hint of frustration, never a moment that could have been construed as forced. He was in no way put out as he took over some of the nurse’s duties relieving you of any more embarrassment. All for the things he already knew. It was his most selfless act, but at the same time provided him relief from deadful thoughts. Without question or consideration, he cared for you, cleaned you, changed your clothes, your catheter, the colostomy.

Because it was all he could do.

Along with that came the visitors, myself included, each lost in their attempts to find meaning in what seemed incomprehensible. They stumbled to find the right words to reply to your pleas of "I don't want to die." Wanting to ease your pain and take your mind off of death, they attempted small talk. When all you really wanted was someone to agree with you, take your hand and say "I know and I don't want you to die, either."

The swift destruction was overwhelming. All the poison they pumped into you, and the painful, awkward experimental treatments, failed. You had been through enough.

Then finally, “Let me bring her home.”

They delivered your hospital bed the day before you died. I know because I was there, for both. It remained by the large bedroom window, unmade and unused, for several weeks. It sat to reinforce the loss.






p.s. there is a time and a place for everything and that is neither.

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Smoke said...

me!

Smoke said...

DAMN!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah.

Fimble Star said...

check, check, check it out now.

bitch on top, i like it :)

Anonymous said...

Why you toddering, fen-sucked dewberry! I’m going to go find something to strike you with! Excuse me.

Fimble Star said...

SMOK,
omg i missed you, give lhm a squeeze from me and tell him to be better ok, mrs hellboy orders him to get well.

Anonymous said...

So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Smoke said...

Will do, Fimmy! He's curled up on the floor right now watching wrestling. :)

Anonymous said...

You're hot then you're cold.

Fimble Star said...

Yo mayo, you drunk crunk again?

I heard about that night you little tommy tinkler.

You wanna come and have a good ole knees up and spout some crap like we all do?

Do you wanna rab some loo rolls and paint the town white with soggy paper?

Do you wanna go wild and paint whickers on your face?

Or do you wanna sit in a chair and scrath your nose?

Anonymous said...

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Anonymous said...

I kissed a tool, and I ate it.

ergoproxy said...

*happy dance for fim*

Anonymous said...

Hey look! The fat one made a funny! Okay, I got one… if you were to cook any slower, why, you wouldnt be cooking very fast now would you? (Pause) Well that wasn’t very funny… oh, oh… okay, I got one (giggling) if you were to cook any slower, you wouldn’t need an egg timer, you would need an egg calander… hahahaha!! Oh yes, I went there!!

Anonymous said...

Your sex is on fire.
















There is cream for that. Get it sorted out.

Anonymous said...

HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first Ha.

Anonymous said...

I require a window seat and an inflight Happy Meal, and no pickles! God help you if I find pickles!

Anonymous said...

0_o

Anonymous said...

Blast you and your estrogenical tyranny!

sdock10 said...

Anon,

It's like this...

o_O

Fimble Star said...

thanks ergo, i am sorry for taking your top spot, i totally didnt mean it, if i did i would of tried to be funny :)

Anonymous said...

o_0

i'll come back later.

Anonymous said...

Get off my face, if you are gonna sit on it, at least make me smile.

Smoke said...

X_X

Anonymous said...

Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

ergoproxy said...

that's ok fim, I'm busy around the house and it's getting hot so I'm slowing down and starting to get lazy like a lizard


hi anon

Smoke said...

OMG! My grandfather gave me a birthday card this year that had Stewie's voice and it played that exact quote about the toaster. :)

Hee-hee.

sdock10 said...

I was just playing, Anon.

You can make the face however you like. I just like to do it backwards.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

x_O

Fimble Star said...

Stay and chat, put your feet up and frolic the night away :)

Anonymous said...

That’s right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a…a belt.

Fimble Star said...

ATTENTION

sdock10 said...
I was just playing, Anon.

You can make the face however you like. I just like to do it backwards.

December 5, 2008 8:01 PM



you heard it from the horses mouth, she likes it whoop whoop :)

Smoke said...

Oh my. O_O

sdock10 said...

O_O

You're so dirty.

Fimble Star said...

you said it, plus i doubt i am the dirtiest around here

wink wink, nudge nudge :)

Smoke said...

You're all dirty. All of youz.

Not me though.

Fimble Star said...

ergo, can you send some heat over to me. it is bloody freezin here and i have my laptop to keep me warm tonight :(

sdock10 said...

Yeah, I deserved that one, Fimmy. That comment is almost as good as Mustard's "G" needing special attention and RW's back of her throat comment.

Fimble Star said...

no smoke without fire hahahahahaha

Fimble Star said...

yeh, it is up there with the best. you have to admit though, they are the best.

i bet mayo is like

*_*

you dirty boyo, dirty dirty boyo.

ergoproxy said...

have plenty of heat to share, if I could figure out how to box it it'd be there!!

Fimble Star said...

WHAT, you re not gonna catch the sun and wrap it up in a heart shaped box for me?

I am sad now :P

Anonymous said...

Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.

Anonymous said...

Catch me if you can.

Anonymous said...

Look for the Baby in the Sun to warm you up!

Anonymous said...

Baby in the sun.

Us mear teletubbies miss you, please please please come and play with the rabbits. We could make the place dirty and get nu nu to suck it all up.

Anonymous said...

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.

Fimble Star said...

yo mayo, wanna hear somet super fly.

anyhoots, life is fucking amazing, seriously i am on such a high at the moment. First of all, i have a job YAYNESS, i got it yesterday and i am super stoked at it. this means that i will be picking out my bran new car in the coming weeks. i havent had my car for 2 months so it will be funny to see how i drive on my side of the road.

I am spending so much time with my fella, my friends and doing the things that make me happy, i just wanna smile all the damn day.

so mayo, if you ever want a smile, then look at the things in your life that maybe once you took for granted and then cherrish them. you never know when you may find yourself without the things that make you smile.

prick up and smile you dirty drunk crunk boyo and remember those who dont have false words and false smiles at you. it is hard but you will get there in the end, look at me

I DID :)
and i am happy.

and peace out and step too.

Smoke said...

I have missed you so much, Fimble Star. :)



ALMOST TIME FOR GHOSTHUNTERS!!! WOOOHHOOOOOO!!!!

Laterz errbody!!

sdock10 said...

Fimble Venoms Sock Star,

I have missed you so fucking much. I hope you get everything that you have dreamed of and so much more because you deserve it. You are an amazing person and don't you ever forget it! Even though you are clear across the ocean, you still find a way to make me smile and warm my heart.

Now blow on my hands, botch!

Love you!

ergoproxy said...

oh congrats on the job fim, that's great and no wonder you're happy

ergoproxy said...

I like Dinner Impossible

Amyranth said...

DI was better with Robert, I don't like the new guy.

I find Robert to be kinda sexy actually.

Hiya!

Anonymous said...

are you watching leathermouth live on the SK site?

LM live

Anonymous said...

hey everyone

Amyranth said...

Hey BC!

What's going on?

Anonymous said...

Nothing much Amy, just a boring day I guess.

How about you?

Amyranth said...

BC, the start of my weekend, and I'm poor again, but happy. It's the little things.

I get my tree tomorrow!

ergoproxy said...

Hi Amy

there's a new guy? We have the episodes with Robert still, he is kinda cool and muscular!

Hi BC

mya said...

I am making soap!

Don't forget to let me know what fragrances, colors and shapes you like!

Oh, and don't forget to give me your address!

Amyranth said...

Hallo Mya and Ergo!

Ergo, I dunno who the new dude is. I lost interest after Robert. I like a guy with a thick accent!

ergoproxy said...

oh just read about the Robert Irvine "scandal"
well he may have elaborated credentials and arsed up a restaurant plan, but the show is fun

ergoproxy said...

HI Mya!

mya said...

Hi, Amyranth and ERgo!

How are you?

mya said...

Amyranth, what do you think of the color lavender?

mya said...

Ergo, I have whipped up for you some of my personal favorites. I hope you will like them. One is called Sea Breeze and the other is Clover Fields and Aloe. Both are sort of earthy and unisex.

Anonymous said...

Hi Ergo. Amy, that's awesome.

Hi mya

mya said...

Earthy, or herby, I don't know what you'd call 'em.

mya said...

BC, I definitely want your address!

ergoproxy said...

oh thank you Mya I am sure they'll be lovely. you must give me an address so I can send you something too

Amyranth said...

Mya, I like the Lavender color!

mya said...

Amy, I remembered the lavender fragrance part, so I made the soap lavender as well.

Anonymous said...

Mya, cool, I'll probably send it to you in email tonight then.

mya said...

Great, BC! I was hoping you'd feel safe enough to do so!

mya said...

Ergo, thanks for the thought, but I don't need anything, really!

mya said...

I'm going to keep making my soap while I'm feeling motivated.

See you guys later!

Anonymous said...

See you later mya

Amyranth said...

Bye Mya!

Damn, I wonder if I could mix hot chocolate with Bailey's and eggnog without it being gross?

ergoproxy said...

well I could send you a card from all the way over here in Oz


I'm watching Baron Munchausen, I like it

and amy well you never know till you try

Amyranth said...

Ergo, I always manage to see the last 15 minutes of that movie, no matter how hard I try.

ergoproxy said...

lol It just started here, I missed the first 10 mins or so, you should try and see the whole thing, it's fun

Anonymous said...

It sure is quiet here

Anonymous said...

it was

mya said...

amyranth!!!!!!

Hot Chocolate and Bailey's is delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!

Add some Butterscotch Schnapps and you'll have a Buttery Nipple :)

ergoproxy said...

buttery nipple?
maybe that's what missT needs to get those tassels off!



hi anon

mya said...

I have one layer of my pre-lit Christmas tree that is not lit...

Grrrr.....

I will wait until tomorrow when there is more light in the room to see what the problem is.

mya said...

there's one drink called a Slippery Nipple, but I think the one with the Butterscotch Schnapps is the Slippery Nipple

mya said...

I mean, the Buttery Nipple

Anonymous said...

butter tits

mya said...

My duaghter is out on her first "real" date. "Real", meaning that she doesn't know the guy that well, they go to school together, but she doesn't know him that well... He said he wanted to "hang out" and so he picked her up and they've gone to dinner and a show. They are expected back at any moment.

Anonymous said...

Hi there anon.

Man, am I relieved. Things are okay with the dude. I just got done talking to him.

Amyranth said...

Yummy nipples!

Sorry, kinda buzzing around.

Ergo, I'm sending you an email!

mya said...

Butter tits...

that's like when the fella at the bar asked me if I'd ever had a Screaming Orgasm... I answered, "Not lately"

Amyranth said...

Apparently there's a drink called Sex on the Beach too. I wouldn't want it. Sandy crotch is no fun.

Anonymous said...

Hi again mya. I hope she had a great time

mya said...

A Screaming Orgasm is some sort of drink, similar to a B52, I think.

anyway, I'm gonna go upstairs and wait for my daughter to come home.

See ya's later!

mya said...

"Sandy Crotch"

Amy, you're too much!

Anonymous said...

Lol Amy

mya said...

I'm still waiting on that email, BC!

Amyranth said...

See you in a bit Mya!

Seriously, I don't swim, I frolick because I hate sand in my swimsuit.

Also, I can't swim.

So BC, all is well with the man? What's the next step? Taking him home to meet The Family, maybe?

I bet you Wendy has a shotgun that needs to be polished, and I'm sure I saw rocking chair in the attic... Lear could be persuaded to laze on the deck too, if needs be.

ergoproxy said...

there was a character in our Kath and Kim called Sandy Freckle

(over here freckle is slang for asshole)

ergoproxy said...

Amy that is one of the big reasons I don't like the beach, doesn't matter how hard you try you always end up looking like you have a strange undercarriage, then you have to do that "try and get the sand out of your crotch by swooshing water while trying to appear to be just frolicking in the water

Anonymous said...

I'll send it as soon as possible mya.
If it goes through, sometimes I have trouble sending emails :/

Amy, yeah I guess so, but I'm hoping that we'll get to hang out again. I like that he's honest, and that he's a dork like me. He loves the old Simpson episodes, so that's a major plus.

Anonymous said...

^^Oh boy, do I feel embarrassed for worrying over nothing.

;p

Anonymous said...

they are all nuts on that SK thing a ma jig.
better to be here me thinks :)

Anonymous said...

BC good to see your date went well.
Call him or txt and let him know you had a nice time and maybe you can hang out again soon.
Of course wait a few days.

Anonymous said...

Mya, I sent you an email. Please let me know if you get it.

Anonymous said...

Thanks anon, I appreciate that. How are you doing?

Anonymous said...

Oooh. ergo, I will make sure i don't say i have freckles! If anyone over there says i have freckles I'll smack em! lol

Anonymous said...

I'm good BC. Just colored my hair. I haven't looked in the mirror yet to see if the color is good. I'm afraid! lol

Anonymous said...

Have to go finish it. Goodnight.
Have a good evening everyone.

ergoproxy said...

hope the hair is good anon! bye!!

and if they say "kick in the freckle", "move your freckle" etc you'll know what they mean

Anonymous said...

I hope the color turns out okay anon. Goodnight and sweet dreams.

Anonymous said...

Please die Ana
For as long as you're here we're not
You make the sound of laughter
and sharpened nails seem softer
And I need you now somehow
And I need you now somehow

Open fire on the needs designed
On my knees for you
Open fire on my knees desires
What I need from you

Imagine pageant
In my head the flesh seems thicker
Sandpaper tears corrode the film

And I need you now somehow
And I need you now somehow

Open fire on the needs designed
On my knees for you
Open fire on my knees desires
What I need from you

And you're my obsession
I love you to the bones
And Ana wrecks your life
Like an Anorexia life

Open fire on the needs designed
On my knees for you
Open fire on my knees desires
What I need from you
Open fire on the needs designed
Open fire on my knees desires
On my knees for you

ergoproxy said...

oooh silverchair again!

it's a lovely song, I love the way the chorus sounds Daniel has such a wonderful voice

Amyranth said...

*wanders around the house under a sheet*

Wwoooooooooooo...

Anonymous said...

Was there more Silverchair earlier?

Anonymous said...

Are you pretending to be a ghost Amy?

Amyranth said...

Sure, why not?

WooooOOOooo....

Anonymous said...

Amy. STFU! hearts A anyway. lol

no, there wasn't silverchair earlier, not that I saw anyway.
If it was, twasnt me.

ergo, he does. I was pleasantly surprised when I heard him sing live. No I haven't seen him in person live ...yet! One day, one day I will. I swear! I am still envious of your "live" experience. No fair! he lives there. lol


Hugs the blog goodnight, Sweet dreams.

ergoproxy said...

woa! Amy!!

what you "woo" in there?


anon there is silverchair posted occasionally, not today specifically, and I am usually the only one who knows it
thanks for that one
it's a great song, very meaningful and now I have the chorus in my head

Anonymous said...

Tips hat good day to ergo. ;)

Anonymous said...

Goodnight anon ^_^

ergoproxy said...

thanks anon, if you get the chance do see them live, you won't regret it

goodnight and sweet dreams

ergoproxy said...

thanks 12:38 :]

Amyranth said...

...ooooOOOoOOOooOOOOOOo...


....

*THUD!*

Oowwwwwwwww....

ergoproxy said...

*untangles Amy from sheet*

*gets ice pack*

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you pretend to be a ghost Amy ^_^

elena said...

Anybody out there?

ergoproxy said...

hi elena

Anonymous said...

Hi there Elena

Amyranth said...

*accepts ice pack and hobbles to couch*

Thanks Ergo. Hiya Elena@

elena said...

How is everyone?

I've missed you all. That sounds silly doesn't it? But I have.

ergoproxy said...

I've missed you too!

I'm good, it's hot and we are going to a BBQ at a friends place tonight (and my sis in law will not be there!!! yay!!)

Amyranth said...

Yay!

We missed you as well Elena!

elena said...

Oh BBQ is good stuff.

Glad to hear your sis in law won't be there. Just a nice night with friends.

I just got back a bit ago from taking Fred home. She helped me decorate for the holiday a bit. I'm just not in the mood.

elena said...

Hey Amy

What's new? Anything exciting going on?

Elena is starved for news

Amyranth said...

Well, you won't get sated from me.

Job-hunting, working, trying to budget for Christmas. I got my copy of TUA today, and I have the second cover on hold as well. I'm excited for that one.

What about you?

ergoproxy said...

it will be nice, she stresses me

I have done no decorating yet, too f*cking hot, might have to do it tomorrow night

elena said...

I'm just sorta relaxing. I have so much to do but I don't care.

I need to chill.

Amyranth said...

Me too.

I also need some beer, but I'm trying to lay off. I don't need to destress with booze, or I'll be going to work hammered.

elena said...

I'm enjoying a rum and coke at the minute. My plan was to enjoy several more because I had the house to myself but Flighty just showed up. So that plan has been abandoned.

So now I'm wondering why she's here. I mean I'm glad she's here but it's a Friday night. Usually she'd be out.

I'd go chat with her but she's on the phone. You know I don't mind at all. I'm just glad she's here.

ergoproxy said...

I have beer :]

elena said...

Okay now that was just a Flighty moment. She just sent me a text from the family room asking me to get her a glass of water.

Anonymous said...

I also need some beer

-----------------------

I could go for some vodka right now, but lavender tea will do :/

elena said...

And did I get her a glass of water?

Well of course.

Amyranth said...

LOL Elena!

elena said...

Amy I can't help it - it's a mom thing.

Yeah she's closer to the kitchen than me but hey, she wanted a glass of water. Now what happens next is this...

She will take a drink then set the glass down. One of the kittens will knock it over. Okay guess who will clean it up? Come on, just guess...

Yep that will be me.

elena said...

Okay this is gonna sound weird (don' you just love when someone starts a comment like that? It's all downhill from there...

I suddenly just want to go out on the porch outside my study, close my eyes and start walking. I want to walk until I run into something. This is a strange game I liked to play when I was a kid. I like to close my eyes and yet still try to "see" where I'm going.

Okay perhaps since it's about 22 degrees out I probably shouldn't but it sounds like fun.

ergoproxy said...

oh elena , that is so mum

ergoproxy said...

you do put your hands out in front of you don't you?

elena said...

Okay I guess everyone is busy so I'll be on my way.

It was nice to be here with you all tonight even for a bit.

Take care, everyone.

elena said...

Oh hi Ergo

Nope, no hands out in front. You have to close your eyes and picture in your mind where you are and where you're going.

I used to play the game in the car too. I would see where I was then close my eyes and try to imagine what the car was passing. Then after a bit I would open my eyes and see how close I was to where I pictured myself to be.

ergoproxy said...

I must try it sometime, but not while driving obviously, lol
I have done that though closed my eyes and tried to mentally do the trip and see how right I am

you ever started singing along with a song and turned the volume down for a while then turned it up to see if you're still on the right words?

elena said...

And yeah I'm pretty sure a psychiatrist could have a field day with that whole game.

Lets see...Elena is trying to accept where she is but is trying so desperately to break free and go beyond her comfort zone.

Really, it’s just a game.

elena said...

But then again life is a game if you think about it. There are rules to be followed. We can choose to break the rules but then there are consequences.

I need a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card.

elena said...

Oh yeah, I've done the radio thing. That's fun. You know I'm usually right when I turn the volume back up.

ergoproxy said...

we all need one of those cards!

elena said...

Night Ergo

Take care, okay? And thanks again.

ergoproxy said...

I will elena, and you promise me you will too okay?
I do want to have a chat with you again soon too, I really miss that.
Take care


well I'm off to get dressed and then out to dinner, should be good, they do a lot of fishing so seafood in all likelihood!

goodnight blogbelieve see you in my morning
♥xx♥

elena said...

Mayo

Did you have a nice day? You know people ask that question and let’s face it lots of times they are just asking it without really wanting a true answer. I mean really think about it a minute. There are so many people who would ask but would they really want to know if you’ve had a shitty day? Would they really want to hear all the gory details of the less than stellar day you’ve had? Well, lot’s of people wouldn’t but then there are the people here. Here is where you find the people who ask the question and really want the true answer. They want to know the truth even if it’s not all rainbows. And if it was bad they care enough to try to say words to help. Shit, Mayo. You really have a bunch of wonderful people here in your castle. We care about each other and we care about you. Don’t you ever dare forget that. Yep, Elena just threatened you but I did it with love.

So I ask how your day was and even though I know I won’t get an answer, that’s okay. I do it so you know I care.

Okay, well since I’m still a bit emotional at the moment I better let it go at that. But I just want to say thank you once again. I believe in my heart you had no idea what you were starting when you first posted here. Shit, I guess that just goes to show you never know what will happen. Look at the wonderful people here and realize that you started this, you brought us all together. Each life touches so many others and sometimes we don’t even realize that. Elena is thinking too much again, probably or maybe not. Take care.

Night Mayo

Elena (hoping my words help others as they have helped me)

ergoproxy said...

Mayo
I just heard the funniest news headline "and up next the criminals dressed in drag who stole millions in jewels"
that's a bit bizzare,
"Hmmmm so I have gun, mask, bag for jewels, what else do I need.....ah that's it High Heels!"

I mean it's not funny for the poor staff of Harry Winston's, but you gotta admit it's a bit lol-worthy

wishing you giggles, laughs, jokes and obscurities
much love EP xx


SS
so have you been masquerading recently? lol. Re the criminals I mentioned to mayo I wonder if they looked good in drag. Or if the witnesses said "oh these really ugly women came in...." and the criminals look at each other and start arguing "you said my bum didn't look big in this!!!'
"I thought my hair looked cute"..
lol, that could be a way of luring them out!
sending you guffaws, belly laughs and freedom
lotsa love EP xx

Anonymous said...

Take care Ergo. Goodnight Elena

Anonymous said...

I never felt like this with anyone before
You only have to smile and I'm dizzy
You make the world go round
A thousand times an hour
Just touch my head
And send me spinning

I never felt like this with anyone before
You show me colours and I'm crying
You hold my eyes in yours
And open up the world
I can't believe all this

I want to keep this feeling
Deep inside of me
I want you always in my heart
You are everything

I never felt like this with anyone before
You fill my head all full of rainbows
And all the rainbows end
Is every step you take
Just to be with you forever

I want to keep this feeling
Deep inside of me
I want you always in my heart
You are everything

Anon616 said...

*comes in humming*

*sees beautiful words*

*swoons a bit and nearly falls off her boots*

*blushes and hopes no one saw*

>_>

<_<

*smiles*

That's lovely, 3:44! I hope whomever they are meant for sees them!

Good morning/afternoon/evening Mayo, SS, Ergo, Elena, Amy, Sweetcheeks, Miranth!!, FASC?, Possum?, Kass?, Lewis?, RW?; various anons, watchers and lurkers; the cast of "Family Guy" and all other characters in the land of blog!

How are you all today? Did you all have a good night filled with sweet dreams? I hope so!

Sweetcheeks: I knew it!! It WAS that silly, little three day rule; wasn't it? Ah~ha! I'm so happy you heard from him!!!!!

*does a happy dance and twirls BC around*

YAY!!!!!

Amy: You betcha ~ I got a shotgun that needs polishing! I wouldn't want to get my nice new shells all grimey! ;)
As for that rocker: Don't bother going up to the attic to get that old, dusty, creaking one (or, is that where you got that sheet?). I have one right on my front porch and two on my back porch! Rockers, not sheets!
*big smile*

12:03 ~ Ergo is correct. That is a great song choice. It's such a sad song though. Maybe it's just those videos that flash through my mind, whenever I hear that song, that make me sad....

Ergo: *smoooooooooooch*

Elena: Here I am!!!!!! ;)
Pictures of Sandy Ann, the 10th reindeer (grounded until she loses 12 pounds), have been sent for Jake's viewing pleasure. WOOF!

Today's submission for your reading pleasure and pondering consideration:
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"I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December
A magical thing
And sweet to remember.

‘We are nearer to Spring
Than we were in September,’
I heard a bird sing
In the dark of December."
Oliver Herford

and:

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."
Albert Camus

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Have a beautiful summer's day (in winter), everyone!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Hi PJ, DA, P anon, Careful, Pasted, Present, Quizzers, SC and Magic Pie!!!

Anon616 said...

Ergo: What were those thieves in drag thinking????

They should have worn boots!!!!!
;)

*another smoooooooch for you for the early morning LOL*

*blows kisses to blogbelieve*

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Are you done with your Christmas shopping? Well, dude, what are you waiting for? 18 days til Christmas Eve, right? No time like right now to get yourself into the spirit of things because even if you don't find yourself in the holiday spirit, Christmas is going to come anyways.

Me? Oh well, I guess I am because I have an 8 year old little blue eyed boy to spoil rotten. I want to be just the coolest, bestest Aunt in the whole world! Is it wrong that I want to buy him positively everything that he wants and more? I guess having him in my life keeps me excited about Christmas. Last year it was all Army stuffs, men, jeeps, guns, camo, the whole bit. This year it's WWE/TNA/ wrestling all the way. I'm going to head out today to see what else I can add underneath the tree.

I know, I know...I should really hold back just a touch, but you're only 8 once. Pretty soon, he'll be all grown up and I won't get to do this anymore.

I think I'll keep him little as long as I can.

Have a great day, Mayo!

Love to YOU Always,
S

Anonymous said...

Solly, I know what you mean. The years go by in a blink. I know that's so cliche, but it is so damn true. The road from childhood to adulthood from the perspective of an adult is a very, very short one.

Anonymous said...

Calaf, More Of This Anon, etc. do you ever still hang around here anymore? I miss your Shakespeare. :)

Anonymous said...

Sweetcheeks: I knew it!! It WAS that silly, little three day rule; wasn't it? Ah~ha! I'm so happy you heard from him!!!!!

What's funny is that one of the reasons he didn't contact me was because he was worried that he was leading me on, therefore, he told me that he sucks at telling people that, so I guess I'm glad I text messaged him last night, otherwise I would have never known how he felt.

I guess we'll see how this will play out. I totally suck at this guy shit, no kidding.

I hope you're well sugarplum *blows kisses*

elena said...

Literature Factoid....


William S Burroughs shot his common-law wife to death accidentally in 1951 when trying to shoot a glass off the top of her head. Spent (or so he said) the rest of his life trying to purge himself for his carelessness through the excorism of literature.

Anonymous said...

and she was dumb enough to let him TRY to shoot a glass off her head. I'm not the sharpest crayola in the box,but i would never let my husband try that! LOL!

Anonymous said...

come on baby...stand still...let me see if i can shoot the glass off your head. I wonder what kind of glass it was? Maybe it was a shot glass O_O

Anonymous said...

Just in case the haters miss it at VV place.
You guys obviously don't understand the meaning of SATIRE which is what MSI is. They are making a statement with their lyrics. If you don't get it ten you are probably like the people they write about. If it offends you..... it is probably ABOUT you.

Anonymous said...

Mindless Self Indulgence
Tight
Pussy All Night
jesus christ almighty beanchild
me gonna toss it like dis word in
me got the good girl and a good girl with a posse scratchin
got the good girl and a with the with the squish it squish it
good girl drive far animal what the fuck
non-stop heavy rock eat shit suck cock
girl it's so awesome that you came here
i wanna give you some drugs and i hope that you like 'em baby
because i ain't no lightweight
pussy all night come on get some
watch me now i'm gonna bounce it like a chicken
commez talle vous ce va talle vous ce va
me be the phenomenon phenomenomenon
[ Mindless Self Indulgence Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
commez talle vous ce va talle vous ce va and with the
i feel good i feel lightweight
ah - i feel good when i get down
rock the boat the boat and then you rock the body baby
rock the boat the boat and then you rock the body with the
i feel good i feel soft
come on now gimme a slice giddyup now
girl it's so awesome that you came here
i wanna give you some drugs
and i hope that you like 'em baby
because i ain't no lightweight
go no wait stop - now is upon the time in which we breakdance
pussy all night come on get some... go
hello? hello?

Yes, i love that (statement) for young kids to here. They really have high morals. O_O

Anonymous said...

What STATEMENT are they trying make with that song? Please enlighten me MSI anon.

Anonymous said...

"I wanna hear you fuck yourselves. I wanna hear you ACTUALLY fuck yourselves. What does that sound like? Let me hear you fuck yourselves! Just the ladies"!


-Gerard Way

Anonymous said...

Well, after reading the lyrics 5:21 posted, it's obvious that they suck nuts when it comes to creative songwriting.

And if the band's intention is to write satire lyrics like that, well, the shock-rock value has been done before, so what they're doing is nothing new.

Anonymous said...

I'm very opposed to intolerance, racism and sexism. Men are still being called "faggot." I see women being treated as second-class citizens, even in punk rock.




Gerard Way

Anonymous said...

Mindless Self Indulgence

"Pussy All Night"

Jesus Christ almighty beanchild
me gonna toss it like dis word in
me got the good girl and a good girl with a posse scratching
got the good girl and a with the with the squish it squish it
good girl drive far animal what the fuck
non-stop heavy rock eat shit suck cock
girl it's so awesome that you came here
I wanna give you some drugs and I hope that you like 'em baby
because I ain't no lightweight
pussy all night come on get some
watch me now I'm gonna bounce it like a chicken
comment allez vous? Ce va? Allez vous ce va?
me be the phenomenon phenomenomenon
comment allez vous? Ce va? Allez vous ce va? and with the
I feel good I feel lightweight
ah - I feel good when I get down
rock the boat the boat and then you rock the body baby
rock the boat the boat and then you rock the body with the
I feel good I feel soft
come on now gimme a slice giddy up now
girl it's so awesome that you came here
I wanna give you some drugs
and I hope that you like 'em baby
because I ain't no lightweight
go no wait stop - now is upon the time in which we breakdance
pussy all night come on get some... go
hello? hello?

Anonymous said...

I could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot, faggot, faggot
Ow - dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it with the...

I been denied all the best ultra sex
I been denied all the best ultra sex
Molest

Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot

Anonymous said...

"I Hate Jimmy Page"

I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick clit - I like it

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh
I'm a bad ass, tell me I'm a bad ass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
Now if I wasn't here, I'd be out getting laid
Please please please sing the whole damn song
A 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Bite the future and fuck the past
My whole shit will never last

I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot
Yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
Cause it's got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head have every right to be there
I ain't a girl just cause I rock the gold
I ain't a boy just cause I rock your world now
Bad boy don't you fuck my dolly
And I'll kiss my ass and put a motherfucking smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me

I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Bite the future and fuck the past
My whole shit will never last

One day I'm a do the fuckin' - I'm a screw the fuckin'
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back and he won't break a shit
When you say that he's nothing - I said that he's nothing
I make the laws - I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down don't forget to fuck yourself
You're so wrong with yo jive you don't know me
Why the hell you come to gimme dis
You so wrong with yo jive
Now there are some things in life I don't like
And this is what I just did
So I took a big hit of who da fuck gives a shit
Yo - not I - I am destined to die no
And ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh

I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Fuck the future and bite the past
Cause my whole shit will never last

I'll show you how official midgets fuck me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

Martha Smith-Jones said...

From Kapu




You have just got to be kidding me with that. Their name is "Mindless Self Indulgence," in case you've forgotten it, and not "Married To The Band Who Have A Reputation To Uphold."

I realize that lately, (read: since Gerard got involved with them,) they have been trying to pass themselves off as satire, but that is utter fail. Satire has a purpose. Satire uses intelligent, mostly mean-spirited, snarky humor to lampoon people, ideas, situations etc. that the satirist finds less than ideal. It is meant to point up the negative in an intelligent and funny way in order to show it to others, and perhaps even be a vehicle for change. Satire isn't about being a moralist, but it does often point out hypocrisy, stupidity, things that are wrong and often it points up, well, mindless self indulgence. Oh, and did you notice my repetition of the word "intelligent?"

I'm against censorship, so by all means, let MSI continue to exist and to spew their hate speech to a bunch of fourteen year old scene kids. But for gods sakes, let's not pretend that they're doing some kind of meaningful social commentary instead of a being bunch of mostly non-musicians who think that shock-words are TEH LULZIES, like some drooling first-grader who picks his nose and then wipes it on you and finds this to be the height of hilarity. They are a bunch of classless nobodies who would have remained nobodies of their bass "player" hadn't married her way into Kerrang magazine and some high profile tours.

By the way, I hate the re-definition of "feminism" as well, but we all know that.

Anonymous said...

Let's not start this. It's going to lead into Gerard Bashing.

At VVs I was mistaken for Amyranth because I said some things about Kapunua. They just assumed I was her. I'm not. Amyranth doesn't go over there. That's what I explained to them.



Amyranth made it CLEAR that she doesn't want to read anti-Gerard stuff here at Mayo's. Gerard hater's can stay at VVs and his fans can stay here.

The only reason why I went over to VVs was to laugh at some of the haters there.

Anonymous said...

The rest of the world is laughing at you, anon. Hate to break it to you, but My Chem's time has come and gone.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon I didn't not assume you were amy. That was one anon last night and maybe one today.

Amy and the Ops may have their problems with kapu but they would not follow her around the internet posting her private info at every blog or website she visits.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Gerard hater's can stay at VVs and his fans can stay here.


Than you can stay away from VV's as well. Also this is not an MCR fansite no matter what you may think. If I want to rip GW a new one and I am here I will.

Anonymous said...

like some drooling first-grader who picks his nose and then wipes it on you and finds this to be the height of hilarity.

Jimmy Urine's next song should be
The number 69 gets me sexcited and makes me giggle an shriek like a school girl

That would be so much more mature and funnay.

Anonymous said...

Amy and the Ops may have their problems with kapu but they would not follow her around the internet posting her private info at every blog or website she visits.

tru fax

Anonymous said...

Amyranth made it CLEAR that she doesn't want to read anti-Gerard stuff here at Mayo's. Gerard hater's can stay at VVs and his fans can stay here.

LuLz! You're joking right? I mean, you really hate Amy and you're trying to make her look bad, aren't you? Either that or you're mentally retarded and possibly very unbalanced.

Anonymous said...

Well Gerard is a dick....sorry.

Anonymous said...

LuLz! You're joking right? I mean, you really hate Amy and you're trying to make her look bad, aren't you? Either that or you're mentally retarded and possibly very unbalanced.



I vote for retarded.

Anonymous said...

I vote for retarded.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with retarded as well.

Anonymous said...

I am not retarded and I thought most of you were AGAINST that word.

Anonymous said...

And why would I want Amy to look bad, I like her and I was defending her by telling everyone there that she does NOT go to that blog. Why would she?

Anonymous said...

I bet the MSI anon wasn't a fan until gerard married lynz.

Anonymous said...

I am not retarded and I thought most of you were AGAINST that word.

December 6, 2008 6:14 PM




Only when it isn't true

Anonymous said...

I am not retarded and I thought most of you were AGAINST that word.

Okay. Mentally unbalanced, then.

Anonymous said...

And why would I want Amy to look bad, I like her and I was defending her by telling everyone there that she does NOT go to that blog.

Um, I don't know. Why don't you enlighten us? Because you are making Amy out to be some kind of ridiculous control freak who thinks she runs this blog.

Was that your intention?

Anonymous said...

^LOL!

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