-Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz
Once upon a fork in the road...
In the corner a ratty green sofa sits butted up against a water ring stained end table. There are at least four three inch burn holes in the snagged, stained fabric. Heavy, dark drapes cover the window. The time of day is a complete mystery to anyone who has spent any time here and time is all but spent.
The sofa, the room smells like piss and acid. Pizza boxes, broken plastic forks and unwanted, half-eaten food are surrounded by empty beer bottles and overfilled ash trays. A bent spoon sits on the coffee table.
Around the corner, the kitchen cupboards are bare, the fridge empty. It’s water and anti-acids for dinner; anything else would be a waste.
“Have you seen your family?”
“Well, you should. I know they miss you.”
The visit was brief and I was grateful to have had the opportunity, but for some reason I can’t help but be thankful for decisions I made long ago. I emerged almost unscathed, at least in that respect. I wish there was more I could do.
"Call me if you need anything."
In that dark room past, present and future all at once delivered upon us both, redemption.
"Yeah, I will."
p.s. it is round there aren't any sides.
5,047 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 5047 Newer› Newest»Mya, we're over here!
Hey Anima! How are you? *hugs*
Amy, you have to change the case yourself on your profile, or at least I think you do. I'm leaving mine. Now we can finally figure out which one of us Punks is posting! :D
LOL, nice one Anima!
Ack!
Little A for Anima!
*chews on her nails*
Amyranth and Mya, welcome to being little again!!!
Nite Mya!
Hi J!
Oh! Good J!
I like having a capital A. It's like having a hat. :3
Hallo Anon
congratulations on starting us out on this page anima! :)
tonight is fun, i agree.
I like your big J.
A capital for a lady of stature :)
Hallo back to you Amy :)
Anonymous said...
I like your big J.
*gigglesnort*
Oh wait, Amyranth, you're still big.
Anima! Can I squeeze you? ♥
Just in for a sec. Wanted to say hello to everyone so hello everyone!
I'm watching Johnny Knoxville. Oh, how I ♥ Johnny Knoxville.
Mayo/Monkeypuffkins,
You be good tonight. Okay?
Alrighty, check in with you guys tomorrow. Have a great night all!
Goodnight smoke *hugzs back*
The capital letters are very lovely. And I agree with the 'hat' Amyranth. Maybe once in a while, I'll put mine on!
hello again
I have a new pic of my assistant chick minder
Hi J!
goodnight smoke sweet dreams
What a lovely kitty ergo...beautiful eyes.
I hope the chicks are not too tempting!
I iz still big!
Yay!
thank anon, she's my really old puss, she just sat there purring while it snuggled on her.
she's outside now, and it's back down my front
Smoke, fuck yeah you can hug me! And our names rule...just sayin'.
And Johnny, I must admit, I'm totally attracted him when I see him in cut-off pants and chucks. Is that wrong?
good night smoke!
what a beautiful cat, ergo. what an expression on her face. :)
(the chick is in that pic too, in case anyone missed seeing it)
Ergo likes hot chicks.
Be right back, gonna start some laundry.
camo-chick! i totally missed seeing it! lol
10.27, why thank you! I think. *scratches head in puzzled manner* I like my big J, too. ;D
Maybe others will as well...
Anima, not only are you back, but you're back in style, at the top! And, I thought you'd quit smoking. *taps foot*
Anon at 10:25, I'm sorry I missed you. And yes, first times are always awaiting our arrival.
*goes to spy Ergo's picture...
Ergo, who took the pic? That is so lovely!
*hides from J*
It's true J, I'm still smoking. Fucked up, 'eh?
Anima
Have you tried a nicotine patch?
Hey anon. Hi there J *hugs*
Goodnight smokie.
I called hubby to take it
TJ it is a bit camouflaged against her fur, I think that's why he liked her
Oh! J, I got the card from you and L today! Thank you very much!
Y'all can expect a Christmas Card from me soon.
-A
Anon, thank you for asking. I've tried it all. I just don't think I want to quit. Even after my dad's diagnosis...I gave it up, but here I am back again. I feel better smoking. Disappointing right?
Someday.
That is a great shot Ergo...and TJ is right...total camo-chick!
he looked comfortable there, ergo. it's cute!
anima, when it's right, then you'll be ready and that will that. don't fret, okay?
Thanks TJ. I hate that I smoke. I wish I never started. I wish I never liked it. ;)
i know, anima. but smoking doesn't make you a bad person. you're lovely. *hug*
Oh COOL Amy! Yeah, Christmas cards are next...
Heya BC! *hugs* Howya doing, my dear friend?
Anima, I've heard it's harder to quit smoking than it is to stop using heroin. No shit.
Ergo, I missed the chick entirely! Where is it?
Anima
Don't be too hard on yourself.
True J, it's hard because the chemicals contained in the cigarettes contain a substance which acts on the brain, and makes you crave it.
I think heroin would be much worse...
J 10:31 and then on the last page there is a pic too
anima it is really hard to give up, and do keep trying, there are lots of methods available, some work for some people better than others
nicotine is more addicitve, though the addiction itself is usually less harmful in the short term than heroin
it is actually easier to quit most drugs compared to nicotine
shame it's so socially acceptable and available
I'm not sure if it would be easier to quite any drug ergo.
Apart from it's addictive quality you have to overcome the feeling it is compensating for.
^quit
Awww, thanks you guys. I'll be okay.
Oh and...
Quiting anti-depressants is like getting off of heroin. I'm pretty sure. Never tried herion, but have been on and quit the other. Holy fuck, that sucked so bad.
I think I remember reading that somewhere, Anon. I've also heard the tobacco companies put extra nicotine in the cigarettes so people will have a more difficult time quitting.
Anima, you're not disappointing. You're human. *hugs* You need to decide when, or if, quitting is your goal. Maybe just cutting down would work out better? I don't konw, I've never smoked, so I can't give real advice on that one.
Ergo, I'll go hunt the other pic down. I'm between two blogs and my email, so bear with me, all!
anon I only mean the physical addiction, as far as actual brain physiology nicotine is highly addictive, that's why smokers smoke so often, a short time without the drug leads to major craving very quickly, whereas heroine and cocaine etc take some time to develop to that extent. The psychological addiction though can be the hardest to break, that's why one addiction is often just swapped for another.
smoking for eating for example
J now they are regulated and have to specify amounts (over here anyway) before that it was a free for all, more nicotine = larger customer base, and they always advertised about Tar, so smokers would look at "low tar" and ignore nicotine
it's just sad to find out years later they all knew the health effects and such but pushed the product regardless
Anima, I'm sure when you're ready, you'll quit. You just have to reach a saturation point, which hopefully comes soon.
I'm kind of wandering right now, bear with me.
Having said all that, it is not impossible to overcome it, it just requires great determination and motivation.
And I believe it's a one step forward two steps backwards sorta thing, but with the right support, it can be done.
definitely anon
I know anima can do it when she's ready to :]
Well, Anima, now that we've dissected your smoking habit...;D
What other world problems can we solve tonight? :)
you know, not to interrupt, but i was just reading more about that tua thing going on tonight, and now i kinda wish i was going through california on my way back -- they are putting a bunch of the artwork up in the store, and it will be on display until the first part of december.
that would be cool to see. shoot. :/
Teej, where'd you read that?
I don't wanna wait until the 26th.. :(
I'm doing alright J, thank you. How about you?
at theumbrella_acd amyranth. it was a post today.
concept art by gerard and original art by gabriel bá. wouldn't that be cool to see?
It would indeed. I was hoping to have it in my grubby little hands tonight too, but c'est la vie.
um, did that link to my page version of the comm? *oops*
okay, i figured it out. it was just because i was signed in over there, too -- that threw me for a loop! i was like, wth? that's not how it should work!
lol
going to get more coffee for my poor wee brain.
Not for me Teej.
I shall have to wait for my good pal elena to fuel my TUA addiction, but I lost my umbrella badge :[, it was on my bag and it's gone, have to look in a few places
Oh J, no kidding! I just read it all...love you guys!
Again, I'm distracted...finally have some time to myself. :)
gah it is soooooo humid here, it's hot, still, the sky is grey and I wish it would just rain already!
ergo, lost it? *gasp*
when i finally got mine (and it's ridiculous how much i had wanted it and been waiting for it) i put it on my coat right away. it fell off two days later.
fortunately, it fell off in the break room at work, and i was able to retrieve it...and when i got home i stitched it back in place. lol
that button ain't going nowhere now.
*smug*
I want the Academy Patch, but I wouldn't know what to put it on.
Unless I made an Umbrella Academy Hoodie or something.. I dunno.
I know TJ!!!
It was firmly attached but I think it must have gotten caught and pulled off, though I don't remember where it would have happened.
Brrrrrrr! It is sooooooo cold!
The temp is 27 degrees right now.
Ergo, I loved the pic of the cat and no, I didn't see the chick at first!
Daughter is home now, frozen from being out at that game all evening! I better go snuggle with her and warm her up!
That's about what it is here too, Mya.
I have some TUA merch, but what, I couldn't tell you. Pins and a patch or two, I think. Elena sent them to us, which was very cool.
Goodnight Mya, see you later!
Goodnight Mya, stay warm!
Although I think 27 degrees in your temp isn't even zero degrees in mine.
In fact...
*checks Environment Canada*
It's -2 degrees celcius here! :D
i'm not the collector that i used to be, nor do i want to become one again, so i've been staying away from most of the merch (though i still think the umbrella academy umbrella is brilliant!).
but it's weird, the minute i saw the button -- and this was before they were even official merch, at the comic con last year -- i just really wanted it. you know: shaft of light, heavenly chorus, etc.
ridiculous. :)
(anima, i sent you an email!)
you know: shaft of light, heavenly chorus, etc.
I want THAT on a shirt!
lol!
you have my permission to cafe press that baby, amyranth. :)
An email? So sexcited!
Ergo, it's hot and humid there! It's getting so cold here! Bye bye Fall. :(
yes, an email! are you reading it? :)
Goodnight mya
I'm taking off too. Mister's giving me the Sleepy Eyeball!
Goodnight Lovelies, Mayo and SS!
goodnight Mya sweet snuggly dreams to you both
goodnight Amy sweet dreams
good night amyranth, good night mya.
sweet dreams you guys!
Goodnight Amy, enjoy the snugglies!
so, j., what are you going to read next?
I've started reading a book called "Halfway to the Grave". It's about a half-human, half-vampire young woman who teams up with a full-blooded (pun, sorry) vampire to hunt down other "rogue" vampires. I've only read about 30 pages so far, so I'm not sure about it yet. It's different, and still better than The War of the Worlds! (to me, anyway)
oh! i know that book! i haven't read it, but i belong to an lj comm for urban fantasy writers, and she's a member too. neat!
i'll be curious to hear what you think of it as you read further. :)
I don't read books. :(
I try...just doesn't work out.
Damn, that sounds really bad.
aawww, anima.
*pets*
it's okay. :)
So far it's pretty good, but I'll always have a soft spot for Laurell. She was a pioneer in that genre. And is still the best, in my unsolicited opinion. ;)
It's getting close to time for me to hit the hay, so I'll just say goodnight too.
Goodnight TJ, Ergo, BC, and Anima! Oh, and Nice Anon as well, sorry to miss you. Hope everyone has a great day tomorrow.
Goodnight Mayo, still pondering the post. Somehow it feels like a memory to me, more than an actual visit to someone. And the "well-tempered...it is round there aren't any sides": does it refer to the crystal ball used by the Wicked Witch? She saw something with poison in it in that ball, something attractive and soothing. Opium poppies, weren't they? The beautiful exterior was false; the true danger lay beyond the appearance.
Just my Platinum Visa's worth. ;)
love, faith, hope, and all that other stuff
good night j. sweet dreams. :)
goodnight J sweet dreams
anima I love reading books but I know people who just never get into it
have you tried different styles? Sometimes it's good to look around you may find an author you like
Goodnight Amy and J sweet dreams
SS my dear,
There are things in this world that defy explanation and logic. Not just the supernatural, extraterrestrial things, the Bigfoots, the vampires, the aliens, but also the narrow-minded, the blinded, the cruel.
In a world with too much lunacy to conquer, I wonder what would happen if we each made an effort to combat at least one illogical issue a day?
How long would it take before we noticed a difference? Would we ever be able to see one?
I think maybe we could at least make that effort, what do you say?
Are you with me?
Goodnight, baby. I love you.
My heart to yours, always.
Goodnight J, sweet dreams.
Ergo, I've tried. And I have read many...it is so far and few between.
I get so far behind that I give up. Re-reading blows.
anima I have ones I like otherwise I just can't get motivated to read, if I find the first chapter hard to get into I just don't bother now, I've doggedly slogged through books and ended up feeling I wasted my time, so I just think I'd be better off choosing something different
everyone likes different stuff
lots of people watch heaps of movies whereas I really never bother, unless it's something I really want to see, and even then I usually never get to it until it's out on DVD
i'm afraid i'm done for the night. time to head to bed.
good night ergo (big mama hen *grin*), and good night anima! it was so good to get to talk to you guys!
*hugs*
sweet dreams. :)
Goodnight TJ sweet dreams
goodnight TJ sweet dreams
Ergo, do you read backwards?
I do, blogs, emails, magazines...it is truly bizzarre! (spelling is definitely wrong!)
Nite TJ. Love you!
I need to leave soon too.
mayo,
this summer sure was a topsy-turvy one for me. even though i didn't do very much, it felt like there was so much going on.
i suppose the contrast of being here, living with my folks of all things, after that amazing, magical month on the road was part of it, but the whole thing has been winter, in a way. when i left my apartment back at the end of march, i was really closing the door on years of being not quite myself, on a life that hadn't been a life at all.
that spring trip was a celebration and an affirmation of who i wanted to be and who i felt myself to already be. but there has to be down-time inbetween, you know. scene changes, the slumber of winter, all those changeovers. in my myth of the year, the gods go into the underworld during the winter months, to rest and renew themselves.
maybe that was what was going on this summer. or maybe i'm just a dithery kind of women, who knows. but i think you have to let yourself fall apart a little before you can rebuild.
and now it's time for me to get started.
when i first got here, my sister took me out to eat at a chinese restaurant, and my fortune cookie told me "the current year will bring you much happiness."
this summer has been a stormy one for me, and i don't really know what my future holds, nor do i know when i'll be able to be here again. but even with these uncertainties behind and before me, mayo, the fortune has been 100% accurate.
this has been a wonderful year.
be well, my friend.
good night.
you mean from the back, or actually the words backwards?
I do sometimes go from the end, but I have a terrible habit of reading upside down, if someone has papers in front of them, I'll read them, or if they are writing while I sit opposite them
It's often very illuminating,esp if they don't know you can do it, as most people don't, so they assume you don't know what is there
Ergo, yes. and yes!
I read magazines from the back pages to the beginning.
I apologize...I am not quite caught up.
♥ to all of you!
Mayo, I worry about you. Always. Take care my friend.
Goodnight anima
Nite BC! *super hugs*
Nite blogbelieve. Thank you!
M.Naise, thank you. I hope you feel the same...so many people that care. Love to you.
Mayo
I’m sitting here writing this and I realize that it’s probably just a waste of time. The chances of me actually getting to post this are pretty damn slim. Stupid Internet provider. Yeah, tomorrow they get another call from me and this time I’m not gonna be so nice. I will of course remember that the person on the other end of the line isn’t personally to blame but all the same something needs to be done. I’m tired of the various error messages, cute and entertaining as they are, I just want my Internet fixed. This whole having it up and running for only a few minutes at a time just won’t do. I’m falling behind on my book orders not to mention my e-bay shit. (oh I did just mention it). And I really miss talking to my friends here….and you.
So, be that as it may, I still sit here and write this. Creature of habit, you know. When I said I fear change in regards to the whole Blogger cap thing it was really pretty true. Well, sorta true. Hell in the last two years I’ve changed so much that occasionally I walk by a mirror in a store and not realize it’s my own reflection. Trust me, that’s weird. And I do have a whole new level of confidence in myself that I was sorely lacking. But to be honest all of the changes still have me scared. Part of it, I realize, is because I’m very happy with these changes and I’m just afraid something will happen and I’ll return to my former self. I don’t wanna become that person again. I don’t want to be overweight and afraid to stand up for myself. I fought for these changes and yes, there was a price I paid for them. Still I know that if I slid back, if I let myself fall back into that old lifestyle I would be there forever. Hell, I feel like I’m still evolving, each day I’m still moving towards this goal I have in my mind. But sometimes I wonder if it’s unattainable. I don’t think I will ever be completely happy with the way I feel about myself. There are still so many things I would like to change. But of course there is the fear that with each change I lose more of me. Shit, this isn’t making sense, is it? I guess what I’m trying to say is I’m walking a thin line between the old me and the new me. I want to keep some of the past me and incorporate it with the me of today. I just hope I haven’t burned any bridges, you know? Okay, I’m rattling but then that’s really the point of writing this shit. I’m trying to figure this all out all the while doing my best to ignore the little voice in the back of my mind that keeps whispering – ‘you’re running out of time’.
Mayo, probably none of this makes any sense to you. Actually in a way I hope you don’t understand this. I hope you’re comfortable with the person you are now and have always been. But maybe, that’s a silly thought, cause is anyone every truly, completely happy with themselves? I dunno, maybe.
Well, now to try to post this, then go feed the dragon in the dungeon. I’ve already thrown wood in the stove once tonight and I swear I smell like a campfire. Okay to be honest that part of it isn’t so bad. The smell of a campfire reminds me of so many happy family vacations. We don’t do that anymore. The girls are far too busy to take several weeks off. Oh hell, who am I trying to kid? They wouldn’t want to go on vacation with us anymore. Still, the smell of the wood smoke makes me remember and it makes me smile.
Have a wonderful day tomorrow. Take care.
Night Mayo
Elena (error 800.4, 605….it goes on and on)
oh holy crap it posted. Shit I really should have checked for errors but I didn't think I'd get it posted.
Okay Mayo please excuse any mistakes I made in the goodnight.
Wow I wonder how long I can be on?
goodnight anima! sweet dreams so glad you got to hang out today
ELENA!!!!
you got on!!
good to see you in blue even briefly
sweet dreams and fingers crossed for speedy internet fixin!
Goodnight elena
you're still there ?
hello!!
I am about to get off for dinner but..
*waves like a loon*
Hey BC
Hey Ergo - I'm waving like a loon right back.
Silly me.
Hey there elena
goodnite
Well it went away again but now it's back up.
Hey BC
How are you?
Goodnight, goodnite anon
Goodnight anons. I'm alright elena, just surfing the web.
goodnight anon
we just finished watching Underdog
and the house is under attack from xmas beetles
they are all buzzing against the windows trying to get in!
Anybody here?
I am not quite sober. An infusion of vodka, incense, and deep meditation led to my downfall :)
How are you?
Humming "All by myself" :)
OK Goodnight, or some such.
RW - You are near me for the nonce. I will be leaving soon though :(
It's me! - Good to see you! Keep yourself well.
Oops, I looked up nonce in wikipedia - *shuddering* I didn't mean it that way Britons and Australians!
Wendy - Take your time - I hope you feel better!
Bye now!
♥
It is always darkest before the dawn.
Elena - Hi! Are you implying something? :D
But yes, I suppose that is true.
hi miranth and elena
elena it sure is, but then it gets lighter and the sky brightens and the new day dawns
Miranth, I had to look up what you'd mean by nonce
I only know it as slang for a homosexual, lesser over here is the sex offender, I think that may be more british?
still not sure what you mean by it though
I imply nothing.
Goodbye Miranth
Talk to ya soon Ergo
Mayo - wake in the sunshine but dream in the rain.
hope so elena :]
ergo - I meant it in the "for a short while, never to be repeated sense" then I looked it up after and saw the sex offender meaning :((( I didn't mean it that way.
BTW I joined you two with the lower case theme. I like the way it looks better, though my damned h is screwing up my horizontal theme. :)
elena - Goodnight and sleep well. You deserve it, for certain!
Mayo
it's raining lightly and sounds beautiful. We have a tin roof and the sound of light rain is always comforting, the sound of heavy rain in comparison, is often deafening! Do you listen to the rain?
Wishing you clear skies and broad horizons, though if it must rain I wish you light showers and rainbows
much love EP xx
SS
pitter patter pitter patter
sounds of mother nature reminding us of her presence. The breeze is cool, refreshing after such a hot humid day, and a lovely kind of night to sleep, U am retiring to watch Most Haunted and listen to the sounds of the night
sending you a quill, ink and parchment
lotsa love EP xx
goodnight blogbelieve, see you in my morning
♥xx♥
U = I
miranth don't worry about the word, I can't speak for my UK mates but it isn't used here much at all, I haven't heard it for many many years. At least it has a more pleasant meaning, stick with that one.
Bye ergo!
I am retiring too. Trying out crimbo cookie :) recipes has made me nauseous, though they were much anticipated!
And yes, light rain makes a soothing patter.
Thanks ergo! I didn't even know.
Wikipedia is a wonderful resource when you're interacting with people from different places (and cultures, to some extent.)
:) Take care of yourself and Dangerhands!
PS - Thinking of cultural differences reminds me of the time that I spoke of 'floaties' in my tea. (Referring to extraneous matter that had found its way therein.)
It was so hilarious to the natives (British) that they choked on their tea.
Floatie has an entirely different meaning in Britain.
Let's just say - their plumbing is less efficient!
:D
Have a good one guys!
good morning
♥♥
Morning Mayo,
It's a blustery, fall morn here, what's yours like?
I'm in this strange sort of clean out, throw away, sort, organize, box up, never have to see again kind of mood. Funny, I laugh at myself because I'm usually the last person to throw anything away. I kid you fucking not, you'd be surprised at some of the stuff I keep, which reminds me that I never answered the TODD question from yesterday. Smoke is right. I collect a lot of shit. I buy a lot of shit. Why? I don't know, perhaps to fill up space, perhaps to seem less empty. Or maybe it's just some stupid habit that I need to break. But back to the question, what is the most valuable thing that I own? Dude, the stuff I think is valuable probably doesn't mean shit to anyone but me. It's probably something I've saved from a book, newspaper or a magazine. Pictures. Music. Or something someone handed to me, scribbled on a piece of paper. Or something I dug up with my own two hands, a cool looking rock or an old bottle. So would I sell it for 10,000 dollars? Yeah, but they would have to go through a screening process and shit. It couldn't just go to anyone. I would have to make sure it was going to someone who really appreciated it like me. But hell, I guess if they're willing to pay 10 mil for my junk then chances are they probably would pass my test. Why would I sell it? Well, 10 million would buy a lot of dirt to play in and a lot of old junk, so I could start all over again.
Besides, the really important stuff, the really valuable stuff, the priceless stuff, I keep that in my heart and mind.
How about you, Mayo? Are you a packrat collector horder? Or do you just let that shit go?
I think it's time to let some shit go.
Make space.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. for more shit, no doubt.
Mayo!!!!!
Wassup?
Chart Watch Extra: What A Turkey! The 25 Worst-Selling #1 Albums
Posted Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:00am PST by Paul Grein in Chart Watch
Most music lists are so flattering that any artist would love to be on them. The most #1 hits! The longest-running #1 albums! The most Grammys! It's an endless orgy of the first, the fastest, the longest and the greatest.
This is a list that no artist would want to be on. These are the worst-selling #1 albums between May 1991, when Nielsen/SoundScan began tracking sales for Billboard, and the end of 2006. (I excluded 2007 and 2008 albums on the theory that they're still adding to their totals. Also, singling out low-selling albums from the past two years, when sales have been down industry-wide, would be like shooting fish in a barrel.)
Let me reiterate that all of these albums reached #1. (In fact, they all debuted at #1.) For one week (tellingly, none managed a second week on top) each of these albums was the best-seller in America. But they didn't sustain over the long haul. None of these 25 albums has sold more than 830,000 copies over the course of its entire run. Lil' Wayne did better than that in his first week with Tha Carter III.
The list includes a few artists who are known only by committed music fans. But it also includes a surprising number of household names, including such megastars as Prince, Bruce Springsteen and Madonna. Duds, it seems, can happen to anybody.
Just ask Marilyn Manson, who has had the lowest-selling #1 album of the year twice since 1991. No other performer can match that claim--or would want to. Mechanical Animals was the lowest-selling #1 album of 1998. The Golden Age Of Grotesque was the lowest-selling chart-topper of 2003.
Actually, not all of these albums were duds. They all need to be placed in context, which helps explain the lackluster sales totals of several of the entries. Johnny Cash's American V: A Hundred Highways came out nearly three years after his death. Led Zeppelin's How The West Was Won was a pricey, three-disk compilation. The Isley Brothers and Rod Stewart had been around for decades when they landed low-selling #1 albums. Sales tend to taper off after artists have spent many years in the spotlight. The bigger story, in all four of these cases, may be that the albums hit #1 in the first place.
Eight of these albums had first-week sales of more than 200,000 copies, which proves that splashy debuts don't guarantee long-term success. Nas' Hip Hop Is Dead opened with especially brisk sales of 355,000. The album's sales tally after nearly two years stands at 764,000. That means that nearly half of its sales occurred in the first week.
Of the 365 albums that topped the Nielsen/SoundScan chart from May 25, 1991 through December 31, 2006, these are the 25 that have sold the fewest total copies. The number following the title is the album's total sales as of this week.
1. Omarion, 21, 390,000. This was the R&B artist's second album in a row to open at #1. Omarion's solo debut album, O, had achieved the feat in March 2005. But 21, which charted in December 2006, has sold only about half as many copies as that earlier album (see #17). The key song from 21, "Ice Box," reached #12 on the Hot 100. This was the lowest-selling #1 album of 2006.
2. Jaheim, Ghetto Classics, 446,000. This was the R&B artist's third album, but his first to reach #1. It charted in February 2006. A key reason Ghetto Classics is on this list: No songs from the album made the Hot 100, whereas two songs from each of Jaheim's previous albums made the top 30.
3. Johnny Cash, American V: A Hundred Highways, 491,000. This charted in July 2006, nearly three years after Cash's death. It was the country legend's first studio album to reach #1. His only other #1 album on The Billboard 200 was the live Johnny Cash At San Quentin in 1969. So this wasn't really a dud. This is the only album on this list that had first-week sales of fewer than 100,000 copies. (It bowed with lukewarm sales of 88,000.)
4. Juvenile, Reality Check, 505,000. This was the rapper's eighth album, but his first to reach #1. It charted in March 2006. The key single from the album, "Rodeo," peaked at #41, a drop-off from such previous Juvenile releases as "Slow Motion" (featuring Soulja Slim), which hit #1 in 2004.
5. R. Kelly & Jay-Z, Unfinished Business, 524,000. This was the second collaboration by the superstar pairing. The first, The Best Of Both Worlds, peaked at #2 in 2002. But that first album has sold a healthier 933,000 copies. This was the lowest-selling #1 album of 2004-as well as the lowest-selling chart-topper of the Nielsen/SoundScan era to that point. (It may have been undercut by Jay-Z's collaboration with Linkin Park, Collision Course, which was released just five weeks later.) Unfinished Business charted in October 2004 with first-week sales of 215,000. That's 41% of its total.
6. Marilyn Manson, The Golden Age Of Grotesque, 526,000. This album, which charted in May 2003, was Manson's second #1, following Mechanical Animals in 1998. Both of these releases were the lowest-selling #1 albums of their respective years. The Gothic shock rocker is the only artist to have the lowest-selling #1 album of the year twice in the Nielsen/SoundScan era.
7. LeToya, LeToya, 529,000. This was the solo debut by LeToya Luckett, a former member of Destiny's Child. LeToya left the group in early 2000, after the release of its top 10 blockbuster, The Writing's On The Wall. LeToya has sold about one-twelfth as many copies as that album has. The album charted in July 2006. The single, "Torn," reached #31 on the Hot 100.
8. Prince, 3121, 530,000. What's a legend like Prince doing on a list like this? Anybody can have an album that under-performs, to use a favored industry euphemism. 3121 charted in March 2006. It was Prince's fourth album to reach #1; his first to do since Batman in 1989. "Black Sweat" was the only song from the album to make the Hot 100. It spent one week on the chart at #60.
9. Private Parts soundtrack, 562,000. The rock soundtrack to the Howard Stern comedy/biopic charted in March 1997. It was that year's lowest-selling #1 album. In fact, it was the lowest-selling #1 album between May 1991 and May 2003, when a Marilyn Manson album did even worse (see #6). It's also the lowest-selling #1 soundtrack from 1991-2008 (except for the two-week old Twilight, which will quickly surpass it). Apart from the four oldies on the album, no songs from the album made the Hot 100.
10. Gridlock'd soundtrack, 585,000. This soundtrack charted in February 1997, five months after the movie's star, 2 Pac, was shot to death. The album features two 2Pac tracks, one a collaboration with Snoop Doggy Dogg. No songs from the album made the Hot 100.
11. Busta Rhymes, The Big Bang, 613,000. This was the rapper's seventh album, but his first to reach #1. It charted in June 2006 with first week sales of 209,000. A single, "Touch It," had run its course by the time the album was released. The follow-up, "I Love My B***," stalled at #41 on the Hot 100. By contrast, five Busta Rhymes songs from previous albums made the top 10.
12. Bruce Springsteen, Devils & Dust, 650,000. This was The Boss' seventh #1 album; his first since The Rising in 2002. But it has sold less than a third as many copies as that album has. Devils & Dust charted in May 2005 with first-week sales of 222,000. It was that year's lowest-selling #1 album. The title song stalled at #72 on the Hot 100. It spent just one week on the chart, compared to 11 weeks for the title song from The Rising.
13. Madonna, American Life, 674,000. This was Madonna's fifth chart-topper; her first since Music in 2000. But this has sold less than a quarter as many copies as that album has. American Life charted in April 2003 with first-week sales of 241,000. That's 36% of its total. The album included Madonna's 2002 hit "Die Another Day" from the James Bond movie of the same name. The problem: No other songs from the album cracked the top 30.
14. India.Arie, Testimony: Vol. 1: Life & Relationship, 688,000. This was the R&B artist's third album, but her first to reach #1. It charted in July 2006. The single, "I Am Not My Hair," had one fleeting week on the Hot 100 (at #97). India.Arie's 2001 breakthrough hit, "Video," logged seven months on the chart.
15. Diddy, Press Play, 700,000. This was the rap icon's first #1 album since 1997, when, as Puff Daddy, he topped the chart with No Way Out. But Press Play has sold less than one-seventh as many copies as that album has. Press Play charted in October 2006. The album's key track, "Come To Me" (featuring Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls) went top 10 on the Hot 100. (By contrast, No Way Out contained four top five hits.)
16. Rod Stewart, Still The Same...Great Rock Classics Of Our Time, 719,000. This was the English star's first pop/rock album following four million-selling Great American Songbook collections. It charted in October 2006. The Songbook albums were trending downward in sales, from a high of 3,221,000 for the first to a low of 1,112,000 for the fourth. A fifth Songbook outing would probably have sold about what this did. So this wasn't a bad showing, just not as good as many figured. It was Stewart's fourth #1 album.
17. Omarion, O, 758,000. This was the R&B artist's solo debut album, following a pair of top 10 albums with the teen group B2K. O charted in February 2005. The title song reached #27 on the Hot 100. Omarion is the only artist with two albums on this list. (There's another dubious distinction.)
18. Nas, Hip Hop Is Dead, 764,000. This was the rapper's third #1 album, following It Was Written in 1996 and I Am... in 1999. But it has sold only about a third of what those albums have sold. Hip Hop Is Dead charted in December 2006, with first-week sales of 355,000. That's a whopping 46% of its total. The title track, featuring will.i.am, peaked at #41 on the Hot 100, lower than such earlier Nas hits as "Street Dreams" and "I Can."
19. Incubus, Light Grenades, 773,000. This was the hard rock group's sixth album, but its first to reach #1. It charted in December 2006. The key track, "Anna-Molly," peaked at #66 on the Hot 100, a far cry from the top 10 showing of the band's "Drive" in 2001.
20. Godsmack, IV, 815,000. This was the hard rock group's second consecutive full-length album to reach #1, following Faceless. But this has sold about half of what that 2003 album has sold. IV charted in May 2006 with first-week sales of 211,000. The key track, "Speak," reached #85 on the Hot 100.
21. The Isley Brothers featuring Ronald Isley, Body Kiss, 815,000. This was the veteran R&B group's second #1 album; its first since The Heat Is On in 1975. Body Kiss charted in May 2003. R. Kelly wrote and produced the key track, "What Would You Do?," which stalled at #49 on the Hot 100.
22. Led Zeppelin, How The West Was Won, 818,000. This live, three-disk compilation charted in June 2003. (It's the only album on this list that comprises more than a single disk.) This was the legendary hard-rock band's seventh #1 album; its first since 1979's In Through The Out Door.
23. LL Cool J, G.O.A.T. Featuring James T. Smith The Greatest Of All Time, 822,000. This was the rap superstar's ninth album, but his first to hit #1. G.O.A.T. charted in July 2000 with first-week sales of 209,000. It was that boom year's lowest-selling #1 album. "Imagine That" was the only song from the album to make the Hot 100. It peaked at #98.
24. Various Artists, The Neptunes Present...Clones, 827,000. Pharrell Williams was featured on six tracks on this hip-hop collection. One of them, "Frontin'" (featuring Jay-Z), went top five on the Hot 100. The album charted in August 2003 with first-week sales of 249,000.
25. A Tribe Called Quest, Beats, Rhymes And Life, 828,000. This charted in August 1996, making it the oldest album on this list. It was the lowest-selling #1 album of 1996-and the lowest-selling chart-topper of the Nielsen/SoundScan era to that point. (It took the unwelcome title from Depeche Mode's 1993 album, Songs Of Faith And Devotion.) Beats, Rhymes And Life was the New York-based rap trio's fourth album, but its first to hit #1. No songs from the album made the Hot 100.
g'day
:)
Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving
Here it comes, here it comes. Food on the table, food on the table.
MMM good, MMMM good.
Cornbread muffins, chestnut stuffing,
Pumpkin pie, ten feet high.
We were so much thinner, before we came to dinner.
Me oh my, me oh my!
Good Morning Mr. Turkey, Thanksgiving's almost here
(Wave)
And I've come to tell you, you'd better disappear.
("Shoo away" turkey)
Mother doesn't know it, nor does Farmer Gray
(Put finger to lips)
Shhhh I've opened up the gate so you can run away
(Pretend to open gate)
Run away, run away, run away. (Shoo away turkey again)
Posted Thu Nov 20, 2008 by Lyndsey Parker
in That's Really Week
Okay, okay, so this isn't exactly the most tragic news we've ever reported. Nor is it the most shocking. Yes, we're bummed that a double-wedding season of The Simple Life starring Paris and Nicole Richie and their respective Madden-twin Good Charlotte grooms will now sadly never go into production. But we've ever-so-relieved to hear from Hilton publicist Alanna McCarthy that Paris and Benji "remain very good friends." And maybe, just maybe, this means Paris can launch a new reality show, My New BF. You think we're kidding? Ha! We bet it's already on MTV's 2009 programming schedule.
And on the controversial subject of same-sex marriage, two prominent music celebrities spoke out, albeit with very different points of view. On the con side, an article in The New Yorker reported that Prince does not believe that gay marriage is "right." Prince allegedly told the magazine: "[In the USA] you've got the Republicans, basically they want to live according to [the Bible]. But there's the problem of interpretation, and you've got some churches, some people, basically doing things and saying it comes from here, but it doesn't. And then on the opposite end of the spectrum you've got blue, you've got the Democrats, and they're, like, 'You can do whatever you want.' Gay marriage, whatever. But neither of them is right."
And on the pro side there was ex-Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash, who released a viral video this week opposing the recently passed Proposition 8, a California ballot initiative banning gay marriage. In the clip, Slash plays "The Star-Spangled Banner" on guitar while his wife Perla declares: "I married my sweetheart; you should be able to marry yours, too. Say no to hate and yes to equal rights. Keep up the fight."
Speaking of Guns N' Roses, or whatever is left of them (i.e., Axl Rose and his hired Guns), the long-awaited, long-presumed-nonexistent new GNR album Chinese Democracy started streaming on the band's MySpace page Thursday (it becomes available for sale exclusively at Best Buy on November 23). Reaction throughout the blogosphere was not very kind. To put it politely, many old-school GNR fans don't think Chinese Democracy is a "best buy" at all. But the fact that this record was ever completed is still major news, and even people who don't buy the album can still collect their complimentary can of Dr Pepper starting at 12:01am Eastern Time on the 23rd (the soda company is making good on its perhaps ill-advised PR-stunt promise to give every American citizen a free soft drink if Chinese Democracy was released in 2008).
ho humm
oh what fun
Did the world end? It's that twilight zone episode isn't it.
The world did end. I'm the last man here and I've just broken my glasses. I'm fucked.
good morning
oooh anon I always loved that episode!
Twilight Zone and Outer Limits were 2 of my favourite late night shows!
interesting articles posted too
10:01! You left such a nice message I wanted to say thank you :) Are you on now?
EP! I'm not the last person on earth after all
Ooo no. I just took my cyanide pill.
Damn.
If only you had arrived 3 minutes sooner. :(
Do not give up. There must be another man, somewhere, on this dying planet.
Go forth. Be fruitfull and multiply. Do it in my memory.
Do it
for me.....
*+dies, for nothin'+*
Last word
SHIT
OH NO!!!!!
anon!!
speak to me!!!
don't leave me here alone!!!!!
*checks bottle*
CYANIDE PILLS
for antidote please dial 18004675933
*grabs mobile*
*dials*
"if you are calling about a billing enquiry press 1
if you are calling about a supply issue press 2"
*taps feet*
"if the last man on earth has swallowed a cyanide pill press 9"
*presses 9*
"you have pressed 9 -if the last man on earth has swallowed a cyanide pill....
the antidote is...
snickerdoodles"
*stuffs anons mouth full of fresh snickerdoodles*
*waits*
Any one who thinks it isn't better this way is wrong.
The Porchies no longer spam the board during the day.
That's what it was, spam.
Amyranth cleaned this blog up. And if you think Mayo didn't have his way of thanking her, wrong again. He saw it her way.
"I hear you".
6:48 shut up
Hell. This cyanide pill is sure takin' its time to work.
Come closer. Allow me to tell you of the horrible, monstrous, not awesome things that have happened to me this year. Evil people surrounded me. Malicious, horrible, little, evil people tried to destroy my life. They would not give me a moment's peace. They were rabid people who never did what I told them to do.
Alas, they did not succeed. I outlived them all. Except for you.
(You must be the most powerfull malicious, horrible, little evil rabid person of all, if you survived.) It was awfull. Woe was me. Until now. I see the light.....
I'm going into the light......
Remember me EP.
R
e
m
e
m
b
e
r
r r r r r r
m
e e e e e e e e e e e .....
The anon is just bored and trying to start crap to generate a lot of comments so they will have something to read. I suggest a game of Spider Solitaire instead. Hey Ergo! I got the job I interviewed for, my glamorous career as a part-time deli worker can now begin. :)
C'mon anon, yurk up the cyanide pill, life is still worth living!
6:50
come into the light with meeeeee
it's calling for youuuuu
tooooooo
6.48 is way right
I am aware carrie. I'm just so tired of reading about it.
Hi Carrie
*sobs*
ANOOOOOOOON!!
don't go into the light!!!
6:48 is way wrong
CONGRATULATION!!!!!!!!
I am sure you will be a valuable addition to the deli :]
that's fantastic!!
Damn! I was jipped. I don't think it was a cyanide pill. Damn pharmacist gave me a sugar pill.
Now I'll be up all night. :(
If it's too late for cyanide anon they can just hang around all Earth bound and talk to us through that Ghost Whisperer chick.
Whew!
sorry Carrie only gave you one congratulation!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
(multiple)
when do you start?
I don't care if 6:48 is right or wrong. I ♥ them.
Want a sugar pill 6:48?
oops cyanide anon and a mouthful of snickerdoodles wouldn't help either, little sugary treats that they are
Thanks Ergo! I was kinda surprised since she interviewed 8 people for 2 positions. And being as I haven't had a proper job in like 12, 13 years? I figured she might be hesitant to give me a chance.
Carrie
I got sugar instead of cyanide. Damn. I'm pissed. That pharmacist can kiss his ass goodbye. ^_~
I go in Monday for paperwork and boring stuff like that, I'm assuming we will discuss the rest of my schedule then. Hopefully my family will be able to adjust, they are used to having everything done for them.
That's wonderful news carrie. Congrats!
Thank you anon!
I think your family will survive carrie.
It's to their benefit to learn to be less reliant on you as well.
carrie they will just have to!
And I'm sure they will
plus having some extra cash around christmas will be good
is it likely to continue into the new year as well or is it just over the xmas season?
Poppies! I see poppies. Maybe I won't be up all night.
Nope, it isn't seasonal, it will continue. I'm only working a few hours a week now, but as the kids get older I'm sure I could work more, assuming I like it and such. I think it will help me to get out of the house a bit and talk to other adults. You guys are wonderful, but it's kinda hard to take you out for lunch every once in awhile.
7:04 I sincerely hope you're joking...
Carrie I know what you mean, I have found getting back in touch with "real" adults has been the best bit of being at work
anon, you watch those poppies!
maybe a glass of warm malted milk would be a better idea?
much more likely to counteract your sugar rush
7:08
why?
*shakes head*
Why not?
Hey elena! How was your day?
hi elena!
damn I'm just going to take my chicks to their new home, so I'll be gone a couple of hours
how is your internet today?
You have very cute chicks, Ergo. :) I would have to restrain myself from squeezing them with their teeny fluffiness.
bye for now
xx
My day was very good, thank you for asking.
But now I'm here trying to work on the computer and I just told it to fuck off. Yep, it's still messed up. Usually takes me at least 3 tries to get to a page and I can't get into my G-mail at all.
I've learned to copy these comments for I don' have to keep retyping them.
My day was very good, thank you for asking.
But now I'm here trying to work on the computer and I just told it to fuck off. Yep, it's still messed up. Usually takes me at least 3 tries to get to a page and I can't get into my G-mail at all.
I've learned to copy these comments so I don't have to keep retyping them.
Oh look it posted the one I messed up then posted the fixed version.
This is crazy
Okay so I guess I'm alone now?
Well crap, it's probably for the best.
elena, are you still here?
yes and no
I have the Internet provider on the phone right now.
i wanted to let you know i sent you an email, were you able to receive it?
nope
can't get to the mail and now they are saying they will have to send out a tech. Wonder how long that will take?
*pokes her head in*
Is it finally Turkey Day for you Americans?
-A
Thursday is turkey day:)
I prefer chicken and dressing,not turkey.
Thursday? Holy cow, you still have a long way to wait!
Chicken and dressing is good too. I had roast chicken for supper last night. NOM.
kiss the girl whoa whoa shalalalalaala
shoot! well, elena, i'll text you in a little while, if you like?
hi amyranth, hello chicken&gravy anon.
i'm partial to baked yams and cranberry sauce. i make my own. :)
The Little Mermaid!!
I used to love that movie.
..
I actually have a Disney Princess coloring book here...
..
:)
this is what i have to eat on Thanksgiving.
Turkey, Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes, Sweet Potatoes, Turnips, Broccoli, Cauliflower, Creamed Onions, Cranberry Sauce, String Bean Casserole, Sauteed Carrots, and Corn Casserole.
i still love that movie!
Hey everyone
BC FOR TEH WIN!
up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away! under the sea. i know the lyrics!!
Shit, they will send someone out to look at the dish in 3 to 5 business days. Oh and of course Thanksgiving is in that time frame so you know that's gonna make it longer.
hi bc. :)
anon with the menu, what's in the corn casserole? and can i come over for thanksgiving, because it all sounds good!
argh, that sucks elena. why can't they make real appointments?
*cough-hack-gag*
Damn, Mister burned supper GOOD.
Okay, let's see. For Thanksgiving, we had turkey, stuffing, rutabaga, potatoes, carrots and cranberry sauce.
Same for Christmas, but there will be an apple crisp and cookies, and banana loaf in there too.
-A
Post a Comment