Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Flammable Fingers

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Anonymous said...

The ketchup is tucked away in my cozy badger den.
I may be a thief but I'm not twisted.
I will be on the look out for those weasels, Original Punk J. They won't get my homemade ketchup.

^_~

leaves badger territory with pineapples, bananas, peaches and a honeyberry smoothie

Original Punk J said...

DW, do you wear glasses? The glasses are the key to your secret identity, I bet. When you have them on, you're Whoever-Else-You-Are, mild-mannered blogger. But when you take them off, you're BIG D, Defender of Truth, Justice, and the Dickweed Way!

Oh Martha, I'm so sorry. *hugs and kisses* I know you must be heartbroken. If anything happened to either of my guys, I don't know what I'd do.

As for the smoothie: mango and pineapple. Tropical flavors are MY personal favorite, and isn't that what counts? heeheehee JUST KIDDING!

toujours said...

and hello there carrie. :)

i'm sorry to hear they took down the picture i drew, but as i drew it for them and it's theirs, they don't have to keep it up if they don't want to.

they have as much if not more items on their sidebar than mayo does, so maybe they just needed more room! :)

Anonymous said...

OH NO! People are saying bad things about the porch and psting words from there over here!! Porch, ARE YOU OK?? WILL YOU LIVE??

Anonymous said...

Toujours, you are too kind.

Anonymous said...

They replaced it with a picture of themselves. Classy.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

The kitchen is being used right now I have to wait on the smoothie.

Anonymous said...

Its just the snoop trying to start something TJ. Don't take the bait.♥

Carrie said...

On a totally unrelated note, I got a really cool cd today of Gothic music by The Midnight Syndicate. We were trolling Halloween stores for Devil props and they were playing it and I thought it was way cool.

Amyranth said...

MJ, I'm sorry to hear about your kitty. :(

Sorry guys, having a hard time drawing and keeping up.

-A

Anonymous said...

J, that is funny. Just tonight, I earned a similar title from Amyranth.

I hope this name is easier on the eyes.
It's a joke. I'm changing it now.

Amyranth said...

I thought it said Wickeded.

-A needs her eyes checked.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

J I am I miss him so much. I found him almost a year to the day of my other cat dying.

Anonymous said...

OH NO! People are saying bad things about the porch and psting words from there over here!! Porch, ARE YOU OK?? WILL YOU LIVE??


I'm sure that they will survive. I just hate that you have to say anything mean to ANYBODY.

Carrie said...

Wait, I was skimming, what happened to MJ's kitty?

ergoproxy said...

108 of 161 laps and it's a close race

Carrie said...

Who's winning, Ergo?

ergoproxy said...

damn I am off my game tonight I have not been watching the comment count! distracted by the sound of racecars!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Carrie I had a kitty that I found in the bushes out side my house. His mother had abandoned him. I took him in and raised him as my own. But about three or four months ago the disappeared.

ergoproxy said...

Carrie
Mark Skaife car is ahead again but only as a crash bought the safety car out


well the drawing was for Shaunette, and a change is as good as a holiday

Amyranth said...

I hope nobody here is in Pennsylvania, there was a major chemical leak there.

-A is worried.

Original Punk J said...

"Wickdeed". You mean I have to start calling you WD? Like WD40?

Are you the grease, and if so, who's the squeaky wheel?

*waits for groans*

We won't get into how you'd apply it. Not here. Not now.

Anonymous said...

What a wicked game you play

ergoproxy said...

Mj I remember him going missing, it's a shame he didn't turn up, hopefully he's happily home somewhere else

have you patted your cats any more carrie?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I liked dickweed

ergoproxy said...

wickweed?

wokka wokka wokka a la Fozzy Bear

Amyranth said...

MJ, I don't think DW is gone. I hope not anyway.

-A

ergoproxy said...

I liked dickweed too, MJ
it's usually used as a sort of pet name by me and my mates

Carrie said...

Aw, I'm sorry MJ, that is sad. And before some anon does it, this is the post I just left at DM


Sorry I missed out on Porchedness tonight, I was watching Leatherheads, which was just sorta meh. And I also want to say that I hope you guys realize that although I talk to people that you guys "supposedly" don't get along with, I don't mean that as a slight. I just want you to know that I AM sincere, I really just want to talk to EVERYBODY. That might make me weird, but it's just how I'm rolling lately. I think a bit of it is Annie inspired, she is the least judgemental chick I know. Just wanted to put that out there.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I hope so as well EP

Carrie said...

Ergo, no! But one is totally in love with Ghost, so I'm assuming it's a girl. They stare at each other through the glass for hours on end and do the pawy thing on the glass, kinda sad. :(

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Thank you carrie

ergoproxy said...

oh unrequited love at carries house :(

my young cat keeps watching my birds building the nest, fortunately he can't reach

resurrected wreck said...

I'll bet that drives him crazy, EP!

JocelynHolly said...

Good Evening!! ^_^

Carrie said...

Good thing, Ergo. We can finally tell the kitten Georges apart here. Killer George took down a dove yesterday, and Chicken George is Ghost's lady love. (Or at least I'm assuming, heck, my cat could be gay for all I know)

Amyranth said...

Hallo PH!

Merlot saw another cat in the yard today and went berserk.

-A

Carrie said...

Hey PH! Dang, now I want an olive burger.

resurrected wreck said...

*pounces*

Hi, PH!! :D

How was your day?

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Amy, Carrie and RW! ^_^

My day was decent, thanks Resurrected Wreck! How was yours?

Anonymous said...

Carrie, you shouldn't have to feel weird about getting along with everybody. I wish more people could do that.If not, at least have respect and don't bash the ones that you do not get along with ♥

ergoproxy said...

Craig Lowndes is ahead

*vrooooooooom*

Original Punk J said...

DW, WD, whoever, I just sent you a response. :)

BUBBLES!!! *hugs and kisses* How are you, honey? Haven't emailed you yet, but I will.

Martha, what did you decide about your smoothie?

And where did TJ go?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello ph

Carrie said...

True, anon, but I do feel like a hypocrite as I have contributed to craptacular shit in the past. I just feel like I need to reiterate my "new leaf" status, as it were.

resurrected wreck said...

Pretty good, thank you, PH :)

I slept in til a totally unreasonable hour then spent the rest of my day lounging & shopping - bliss!

Carrie said...

And Ergo, what kind of racing?

Anonymous said...

Hi grasshopper

Martha Smith-Jones said...

someone is cooking right now so i can't make one

Anonymous said...

I don't know who I am anymore either.

Hello Paperheart.

Carrie said...

RW, I was still in bed at 10 this morning, so I roger that. :)

ergoproxy said...

in case anyone is wondering what I'm watching

Carrie said...

DW you are cracking me with name changey. Pick something totally off the wall next.

Anonymous said...

carrie,i think we all have said things that we regret.You have admitted it and you have moved on and i only wish everyone could do that. It is not good to hold on to bad feelings ♥

ergoproxy said...

Hi PH!


Dickweed you be whoever you want to be

Anonymous said...

Finally I figured out,
But it took a long long time

Anonymous said...

As you wish.

resurrected wreck said...

RW, I was still in bed at 10 this morning, so I roger that. :)

Isn't it glorious, Carrie? :)

Anonymous said...

want a cookie anon?

Carrie said...

Cool Ergo! Thanks for the link! I was looking for Formula One earlier on my channels because Miss T told me it was on this weekend, but I couldn't find any.

Anonymous said...

What kind you got?

Carrie said...

You made me spit my drink out, you, you, person you.

JocelynHolly said...

Hey BC and DW, and Martha and OPJ!

DW, you are whoever you want to be. You can't let anyone tell you who you can or cannot be. If they aren't happy with who you are, they can suck it. I must say, your name changing is confusing my eyes.

ergoproxy said...

I love formula 1 as well and drag racing, and speed boats, and the red bull air race, anything fast!!

ergoproxy said...

12:19 BIG LOLZ!!!

Anonymous said...

Chocolate Chip and Oatmeal

Anonymous said...

I will take two of each please ☺

Anonymous said...

if you figured out something good, you get them all.

Anonymous said...

Can I please go back to offending people now?

Carrie said...

I have only seen snippets of the red bull air race in commercials, but shit looks wicked cool.

Original Punk J said...

That's a really, really long name, Big D. I'll have to study on what to abbreviate it to. You feeling ok?

Anonymous said...

Is it a riddle?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

One of my cats is on crack he is having a fight with a paper bag. I thing the bag is winning.

toujours said...

hi, sorry i vanished (thanks for asking after me, j. *grin*)

i was in my gmail -- and that's a sticky place for me with dial-up -- and then i had to get more coffee.

dw, you're lucky i hadn't sipped any coffee when i read your latest nom de blog! lol

resurrected wreck said...

Mr Plumpers is afraid of paper bags.

ergoproxy said...

oh carrie if it's ever televised give it a watch, I'd love to see it live, they have a round in perth so I want to try and combine a visit to my brother with next years
It is so fast and extreme, they show shots from inside with the pilot too, well worth a look


DW please do!!!!

JocelynHolly said...

DW,

*sigh*

You don't have to do anything for anyone. You don't have to change for anyone's liking..

Anonymous said...

i saved you some

Carrie said...

Oh ha, DW, now you're back to being a chick in my mind, and a middle aged one at that, I said that like 10 times last week!

toujours said...

oh my gosh! hi paperheart! i suck at keeping up with things. :/

*hugs!!*

Anonymous said...

Like I said, it fit me. I need to go get changed.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Like I said I like dickweed.

Carrie said...

Yeah Ergo, I'm having a hard time between deciding to harass you or Miss T in the near future. I have a 20th wedding anniversary coming up, and I'm thinking it's going to involve an international flight.

Original Punk J said...

Martha, my guys will fight the plastic grocery bags. They pounce on them, repeatedly, and still never quite catch the, uh, bag-mouse.

Glad to see you haven't been eaten by a BlogMonster, TJ. :)

Ergo, we have a "Get Fuzzy" cartoon strip about drag racing that you'd love. I'll try to remember to send it to you, or ask L to do it.

Anonymous said...

Omg, you made my mouth water for real .You get two hearts for those. ♥♥

Anonymous said...

I'm going to make you an "I like Dickweed" button. Please don't ever wear it. ;)

Carrie, you are so far off that I might just be getting close to becoming insulted. ;)

Another for the hell of it. ;)

JocelynHolly said...

Hey TJ!

I'm so out of it right now, I can't keep up with who is commenting and who isn't.

Carrie said...

Aw, DW, you gotta come up with a symbol, like Prince!

Anonymous said...

what did you figure out?

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

Finally I figured out,
But it took a long long time

Now there's a turnabout,
Maybe cause I'm trying.

There's been times,
(I'm so confused)
Walked all my roads,
(But they lead to you)
I just can't turn,
And walk away...


-A

Carrie said...

Dang! Or are you just trying to throw me off the scent?

Anonymous said...

A symbol?
~ <- looks like a dickweed to me.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

lol

Amyranth said...

I can smell cookies.

*sniffs*

-A

ergoproxy said...

oh J that would be great

and I am happy L is feeling better too, I meant to say before

Carrie said...

Again, with the spitting.

Anonymous said...

i figured out that what i want isn't cookies.

ergoproxy said...

~

hahahahahahahaha


Carrie! oh you'd be very welcome!
Let me know if you do decide

Carrie said...

anon wants your sooooouuuuulllll! Not sugar laden substitutes! (Sorry, couldn't resist)

toujours said...

i have given up trying to keep up. from this point on, i am resigned to posting hopelessly out-of-sequence comments.

you have been forwarned.
caveat bloggers.


:)

Anonymous said...

what do you want?
what did you figure out?

JocelynHolly said...

Toujours,

I cannot keep up as well.

Therefore,

I have spilled my fruit-cup.

Carrie said...

TJ, I am always a day late and a dollar short on here, or a Euro, or loony, or whatever.

toujours said...

Again, with the spitting.

that's very funny when you don't really know what's going on. lol

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think I shell turn in now. I am not feeling so great. It was nice talking to all of you again.

Goodnight.

Amyranth said...

Mmm... fruit cups and cookies!

Am I at my babysitter's house again?

-A

JocelynHolly said...

Sweet Dreams Martha!

Don't let the bed-bugs bite.

xoxox

Anonymous said...

For Toujours:

@a&a@

Carrie said...

DW is repeately making me clean my computer screen, Tj, with hisherits funniness.

Amyranth said...

Goodnight Martha, sleep tight!

-A

Original Punk J said...

Ergo, I'll tell her for you. It's ok you didn't ask earlier. I know you always do. And we both love you for it. :D

I like cookies. Cookies like me, too, maybe just a little too much. *pokes finger in tummy*

Nah, that doesn't look much like a dickweed. Is there a symbol for "OI!"?(punk salute)

JocelynHolly said...

Amy,

If you are, can I have a lollipop?

Carrie said...

Sorry you're not feeling well, Mj. Doctor laden dreams to you.

Anonymous said...

i figured out my own heart.
i want you.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Now the cat is fighting with the window.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure, J. If there isn't, there should be.

Carrie, what'd you call me? ;)

Amyranth said...

*realizes she's wearing yellow duckie footie pajamas*

I think.. yes. Yes, PH. You can have a Lollipop.

I have pink, purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, red and chocolate.


-A

toujours said...

good night martha, sweet dreams!

carrie, i'd hand you a wet-nap for your computer if i had one.

ear anon! :D
you know, thanks to you, i see faces everywhere on the internet now.

like:
n_R

Carrie said...

you anons are cuteness too. When Mayo unveils (hey, I'm being optimistic here) will you guys too?

ergoproxy said...

goodnight MJ sweet dreams


PH!
how are you? and how is you're sis and lovely little niece?

JocelynHolly said...

Changed my mind Amyranth,

How about a popsicle? Pink?

^__^

(for some reason PH is still confused?)

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Martha, see you later.

Bubbles, SAVE THE FRUIT! SAVE THE FRUIT! Peaches can't live out of juice for too long!

Anonymous said...

0_o

toujours said...

*hands paperheart a fresh fruit cup*

:)

Carrie said...

I totally called you a hisherit, since, I um, don't know what you are!! No disrespect, I just never know which fucking pronoun to use!! It's frustrating!

JocelynHolly said...

Ergo,

My sister and niece are doing pretty good! I've been spending lots of time with my niece lately. She's crawling like a maniac!!

JocelynHolly said...

J, I actually laughed out loud when I read that !

Thanks Toujours!! Now I'm thirsty.

Carrie said...

This just popped into my head--Rufus Xavier Sasparilla.

Anonymous said...

Fuck it, I already told most of you anyway.

I am Ear Anon. I exist only for Toujours amusement.

@o/0@

ergoproxy said...

oh cute PH!
can't they move so much faster now!

is she pulling up yet?
my daughter went from pulling up to climbing
not good!

JocelynHolly said...

Carrie, when I was a kid, I had these really awesome glasses. Not real glasses, but like, the fake ones that looked like they came straight from the fifties. My split-personality with these glasses on was named Sasparilla. I totally forgot about that until I read your suggestion for DW's identity.

Amyranth said...

*finds a pink popsicle*

Here you go PH!

Are you all excited for your big storm?

-A

JocelynHolly said...

She's pulling up alright! If she's crawling around my feet, she tries to climb up my legs for me to hold her! She likes to try to climb into the laundry basket as well.

Original Punk J said...

Carrie, just use them all interchangeably. It's all good. Uh, Rufus?

PH, you were meant to! :D Glad I can still make you laugh, honey.

There should be OI as a choice for everything, DW. Thursday when I went to the dr's, I told one of the desk-women they should change the country music station they were listening to to punk. She looked at me like I'd grown another head. :P Barbarian.

JocelynHolly said...

Big storm?!

What?!! =]

ergoproxy said...

DW your ears are adorable

toujours said...

*involuntary grin*

*hides face*





i've never had anyone exist solely for my amusement.

huh.


this has potential.

Amyranth said...

Blogger paperheartxx said...

Big storm?!

What?!! =]

Nooo. you're not Canadian.

There's a storm going from Sch'wan over to your neck of the woods. Snow, sleet, rain, hail, cats, dogs. The usual.

-A

Carrie said...

Oh ha, PH!! I was referencing an old Schoolhouse Rock Cartoon, which you have probably never seen. They were big in the US in the 70's and early 80's. Little educational snippets in between the Saturday cartoons, which in that time was the ONLY day cartoons were on! I totally learned the preamble to the US Constitution from those cartoons, and could still totally recite it now, but I will spare you guys. But I'm glad it reminded you of your secret identity, Ph!

Amyranth said...

*pokes Teej a couple of times*

*grins cheesily*

-A

Anonymous said...

That's how evil I am. The ears hide the horns.

Carrie said...

Barette horns or hairband horns? We went with hairband.

JocelynHolly said...

Nooo. you're not Canadian.


What? Last time I checked I was from Canada..

See, I'm confusing myself.

Carrie, I'm glad you reminded me too. I just had to run to my sister, and she totally remembered my secret identity! With my glasses on, if you called me Jocelyn, I'd kick you. Seriously. lol. I was a weird kid.

Original Punk J said...

When L was a nanny for an ATL family, they went to the Cayman Islands for a vacation. It was the dad, his two sons, and L. They went snorkeling one day, to three different sites, and at the last site they got to feed stingrays. Apparently they "suck" food out of your fingers, and it feels really odd. The 10 year old boy literally CLIMBED up L and wound up with his legs over her shoulders. (They were in waist-deep water.) He got up that high so no part of his body would touch the water.

O_o

Carrie said...

Um, when Annie started preschool, she demanded that people call her Harry Potter, to the extent of all the artwork of hers from that time has "Harry" as the artist. So, not so weird, PH. :)

JocelynHolly said...

Haha! That reminds me of the time when I went swimming with my cousin, her boyfriend, and their two kids. My cousin's daughter was scared once we got in the deep end and remembered she couldn't swim, and climbed on top of my shoulders, pushing me underwater. I nearly drowned. I saw the light that day. O.o

JocelynHolly said...

That is actually really cute Carrie! Tee hee.

Amyranth said...

Those are some pretty big ears DW.

Or some pretty small horns.

After this, I must have a rack like an Elk.

-A

toujours said...

oh man, you guys. there was justa coyaote in the field next to the house, it was calling out, and all the neighborhood dogs were barking. i sat at my open window (noting that the screen would not withstand even a tiny push...*eep*) and tried to see it, but no such luck. the moon isn't bright enough yet.

but oh man. listening to it...my heart is still pounding a little.

ergoproxy said...

poor L hahahahaha

Carrie said...

What's also kinda funny is I was all oh, man, our daughter wants to be a guy, and it was the other one who ended up being gay, and Annie turned into a pretty pretty Princess type. There's just no figuring out the future. And sorry you got almost drowndeded. I would not be digging on water after that.

Original Punk J said...

"I saw the light that day."

And the light said, "Why the FUCK did she get in the pool if she couldn't swim?!"

And the light looked like Mayo.

Bad DW. Eee-ville. Or should that be "Ear-ville"?

Sorry. Too many bad ones. I should be punished.

But I probably won't be! :D

Anonymous said...

oooh, Elk, you are making me hongry, with my burny throat and such.

toujours said...

dammit, i hate it when i forget to proofread.

it's "coyote"

ergoproxy said...

TJ we have dingoes that howl like cyotes
they get really close, very eerie

JocelynHolly said...

Carrie, I always have had a fear of getting eaten by a shark in all bodies of water bigger than a bathtub. When I was a kid, I thought that if I pulled the plug in the tub, that I'd get sucked into the sewers and get eaten by mutants..

Again, LOL. J, exactly my thinking!

Amyranth said...

Sorry, I have to be inane for a second.

I couldn't figure out why my sleeve smelled so strong fresh out of the laundry.

I just found the dryer sheet hidden inside of it.

Back to your regularly scheduled, uh, hilarity.

-A can't swim. She lounges and frolics.

Amyranth said...

O_o.

Eeekkk..

*backs away, giant rack catching on draperies*

-A

Carrie said...

Oh ha, Amy, I am queen of the found dryer sheets, they are always up in my sleeves like a little old lady's kleenex.

Original Punk J said...

TJ, do you have panthers up there, too? L's parents' house is in the mountains, and they see quite a few black panthers up there. Also bears.

ergoproxy said...

silly spelling anyway TJ

*wishes she could edit her own comment*


hello Bella

Amyranth said...

Carrie, I found a pair of underwear in my sweater pocket once.

And they weren't even mine!


Kidding!

-A

Carrie said...

Bella was me, Ergo, cuz I'm still reading the most horrible series ever inflicted on unsuspecting emo teenies.

Original Punk J said...

I find dryer sheets in my pant legs frequently. Or my jammies.

The cats think they're toys. Raindrop tries to eat them. Again, the running-head-into-base-of-couch thing probably lent itself to that conclusion.

Amyranth said...

The most horrible series ever inflicted on unsuspecting emo teenies.

Carrie - Blogbelieve Editrix

-A

Carrie said...

So, thoughts on declawing? I'm grappling with that decision now. We're definitely having Gho$t neutered, but I'm undecided about the claws.

JocelynHolly said...

I'm very extremely, absolutely tired. I must work from 11-6 tomorrow.

It was very fun talking with y'all tonight!!

RAWR!!

xoxox;
- 007
<3

Amyranth said...

J, Merlot likes to lick plastic bags.

This is the same cat that does the stop, drop and roll thing at complete random, and he scratches the walls when he's using the litter box.

-A

ergoproxy said...

oh sorry carrie, I'm distracted


I have found undies in other clothes too, they are like mice, they hide

Carrie said...

Is that my new title, Amy? I am totally at a loss with these books, they are so utterly crappy they are good. :) I'm still kinda glad I bought them, just so I can bitch about spending money on them!

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Bubbles! I'm so glad you were here tonight! *hugs* Have a good day tomorrow. Mail me a hot dog. ;)

No, don't really. Too many problems can arise when you send meat in the mail.

Carrie said...

Night PH! It's always fun talking to you too, and if someone wants an olive burger tomorrow, think of me. :) Because I probably want it worse than them.

Amyranth said...

Goodnight PH!

Carrie... eeh. I know people who have had it done and the cat is fine, and I've met people who've had it done and the cat had a very long recovery time.

I personally think it's unnecessary, because of how the declaw is done. You can also redirect the cat to scratching his claws on appropriate items.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Carrie, I found a pair of underwear in my sweater pocket once.

And they weren't even mine!


I once found a lacy garter in the pocket of a man's suit jacket I was altering.

toujours said...

you certainly can't mistake a coyote for a regular dog, ergo,and i would suspect that is true with dingos as well.

j., i don't know about the panthers. i'm going to have to ask about that! *eep*

carrie, i grew up with declawed cats, but for my own i decided against it. i read up on the practice and decided it was too cruel. i haven't had much trouble with my cat -- you keep them trimmed so the nails don't become tiny little needles, and the important thing is to not roughhouse with your cat by hand. always play with them that way using a to, and then they don't associate your hand with something that can be attacked. it works!

Amyranth said...

*grins at Carrie* Sure, if you want it to be!

So are you gonna hide those books from the kids? It's an awful way to learn about the reproductive system!

-A

toujours said...

"using a toy", i meant to type.

ergoproxy said...

my cat must lie on something
on a bag
on a fairy skirt
on a piece of paper


and he loves rolling on cement, like really loves it


goodnigyth PH lovely to see you
*hug* sweet dreams

Amyranth said...

resurrected wreck said...

Carrie, I found a pair of underwear in my sweater pocket once.

And they weren't even mine!

I once found a lacy garter in the pocket of a man's suit jacket I was altering.

October 12, 2008 1:26 AM


BAHAHHAHAHAA!

-A

Original Punk J said...

Amy, Rain licks the most bizarre things in the world. Here's a partial list:

photos
book covers
calendar pages
pictures (like the ones that hang on the walls)
L's coffee
my Tab
dining room table
ice
stuffed animals
Pinkle and Logan
my CPAP nosepiece (while I'm using it and it's blowing air out of it)
bathroom cabinet
my glasses

And the list continues...

Dumplin likes to put his face next to something and chew the air next to IT. He usually closes one eye and squints the other while doing so. Beautiful.

Amyranth said...

J, NICE!

Does Dumplin make that snorky noise where he breathes through his teeth sometimes? Merlot does that when we play.

-A

Carrie said...

Yeah, I've been reading around and the it sounds kinda mean, the anti blogs are like think of having your finger cut off at the first knuckle! Ghost honestly hasn't been too bad, if he starts scratching the furniture we clap and he stops. We do play with him with our hands though, and strangely enough he keeps his claws in, he's worse about biting with that. I'm thinking about going the SoftPaws route if it becomes a problem, I really don't want to declaw him.

toujours said...

an extremely belated good night to you paperheart! sweet dreams. :)

Carrie said...

Amy, Al has already read them, she's the ho that told me to get them in the first place. In her defense, at the time she had only read the first two.

resurrected wreck said...

I once found a lacy garter in the pocket of a man's suit jacket I was altering.

October 12, 2008 1:26 AM

BAHAHHAHAHAA!


Also found a gun once. But it was just a prop, thankfully.

ergoproxy said...

I love when cats get caught mid lick, and don't realise the end of their tongue is sticking out

toujours said...

carrie, there are lots of routes you can take if you want to avoid declawing. having a scratching surface -- i always have one of those cardboard scratching boards and emmie loves them -- and training are the best way to go, imo.

the softclaws are funny, i think, because you can get them in all those colors! they didn't work for me, just too fiddly to even consider, but i know people who love them.

Amyranth said...

Carrie, Teej is right. The clipping-bails route is probably the easiest, but spooking him away from furniture works really well too.

-A

Carrie said...

Yeah, TJ, the colors are funny, and having a white cat, I can go wild! We will probably try them if scratching becomes a problem, but like I said, he's been pretty good so far. Six has her claws and she's never been a problem. Gizmo is declawed, but we had nothing to do with that, she came with the house. :)

Original Punk J said...

Amy: he does! Usually only when he and Rain are wrestling. I think he actually snorts, though, because he's a snorer. Oh MAN is he a snorer! He wakes himself up a lot, and you can hear him from up to 20 feet away. He's scared me before, with that snoring.

Dumplin's much more vocal than Rain. Rain's kind of squeaky when he meows, it's really cute.

Carrie, I voted NO for declawing. Like you've read, they cut the toe at the first knuckle! YOWZAH! Not fair. The cat doesn't get a choice, he just has to go along with it. Unnecessary pain and cost, and it might take them a long time to recover. We have scratching boards. :)

ergoproxy said...

I don't like declawing, like tail docking, it's taking away a purpose built part of the animal

though i do clip hens wings, but only ones that do fly out, adn they grow back

Carrie said...

Yeah, I think I'm convinced now. I will just tell Terry we took a blog vote, and we're not declawing Gho$t. :)

Amyranth said...

Wing clipping isn't bad compared to a declaw. At least you're not ripping the feathers out of the bird.

Also, RW, how did you return the gun?

-A

ergoproxy said...

me

ergoproxy said...

OH YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*happy dance*

Carrie said...

I was just going to type, Ergo? Hee.

toujours said...

so has this evening's contingent of blogbelieve come to an agreement? we vote "nay" to declawing?

can i have a show of hands, please?

resurrected wreck said...

Also, RW, how did you return the gun?

I just shoved it back in the pocket when I was done working on the jacket. I did the same thing with the garter.

I ask no questions. Sometimes I think it's better not to know!

Amyranth said...

Besides Carrie, you don't want to add another $ to his name, do you?

-A

Carrie said...

Ghost appreciates the vote, although he probably wishes you voted nay to neutering too, but he's just outta luck.

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