Friday, September 26, 2008

Cereal monogamy

On the front porch
Laughing and crying all at once
She has no idea the vodka belongs on the shelf
Orange juice beside the milk

It is the same front porch
That whispered baseball calls
To my bedroom window
As I peered down enticed

In time, now stumbling forward
Often infused by the same mixture
I recall her laughter was not quite right
And mine often sounds the same

From the front porch I forgive
As any good lesson I read
And now in her face reflected
The moment that I returned




p.s. in the never-ending battle to match wits.

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Twisted Sister said...

LOL fimmy, i love the first comment!!

Fimble Star said...

you want me to put it here for you?

Fimble Star said...

i wonder why, twisted ;)

Twisted Sister said...

Yes!

Twisted Sister said...

waiting on fimmy's slow ass...

Fimble Star said...

[Someone Yelling at their Pc Screen while typeing]May I have your attention please?May I have your fuckin attention please?Will the real Mayonaise please stand up?I repeat, will the real Mayonaise please stand up?Damnit we gotta a problem here..Y'all act like you never heard a crazy person beforeJaws all on the floor like you've just seen a ghostand the anons started talkin 'bout(SHH) secrets beforey'all know it, like ya beleive it (Ahh!)It's the attack of the... "Ah, wait, hell no, you're kidding,she didn't just say what I think she did, did she?"And K said... "My Ass, you idiots! (Ha-ha!)The people love mayonaise's blog.(Stay up all night and day talkin to their family)"The pee pee man, I'm sick of him. And Mr G,Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what, stickin his hands down you-know- whereFlippin the you-know-who,"Yellin" Let me hear you maon," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"Yeah, he's probably got a couple of screws up in his heads looseBut no worse, than me or you.Sometimes, I wanna just let loose, but can'tbut it's cool for all the rats and leeches."Look at the moon, when it's full something big will happen."And if I'm lucky, they just might beleive me.And that's the message that gets delivered.And expect them not to reply?Of course they gonnaBy the time they get done the anonymous run,They got to hide, don't they?Women clap your hands, yell the demand and it goes:'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real MayonaiseAll you other Mayo's are just imitationSo won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real MayonaiseAll you other Mayo's are just imitationSo won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?Now most days are,"Well fuck him and fuck you too!"You think It's funny to take a name that don't belong to you?Half of you got no point. Get me? Probably not.Whinein,"But why can't we post when we have an opinion? We're not welcome?"Why? So you guys can just lie?So you can, start trouble and be dramatic?Shit, maybe I'd better switch chairsso I can sit closer to the screen and read what S&V20 and the OP's have to sayand hear 'em all argue for their Family.That goes for the rest of'em too: SD10, Elena, Pixie,Paperheart and Amina,AIP, Ergo,Tj, Cupcake, Amyranth, MissT, SC, SM, RW, SIM,FASC, Shae, FS, Siobham andKass7, DG, MIB, MJ, Jennicula, Bellatrix, Lolita, RW,Kapunua, Redrum, Pp, Fiona, Anon616 and even BCand show the whole world how they can't top you [AHHH!]Sick of you little girl and boy, all you do is annoyso if you go there they will destroy you [bzzzt]And there's a million of us just like Mayonaisewho cuss like him; who just don't give a fuck like himwho dress like him(MAybe?); walk, talk and act like himand just might be the next best thing but not quite him![Chorus]'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real MayonaiseAll you other Mayo's are just imitationSo won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real MayonaiseAll you other Mayo's are just imitationSo won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?He's like a head trip to read, cause he's only givin youthings you joke about with your friends inside'the clinic'The only difference is y'all got the balls to say itdon't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allHe's like Dark Man, Everywhere, Nowhere, Everyone, Nooneand whether you like to admit it He sets up shop in your brainAnd you're addicted .No wonder these kids eat up the words like fo'realzIt's funny; cause I'm laughin'And every single person is a Mayo lurkinHe could be workin at Wallyworld and takein your soul[*Evil laughter*] Or in the parkin lot, circlingScreaming "I don't give a fuck!"with the windows down and the system upSo, will the real Mayo please stand up?And put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controland one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real MayonaiseAll you other Mayo's are just imitationSo won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real MayonaiseAll you other Mayo's are just imitationSo won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real MayonaiseAll you other Mayo's are just imitationSo won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real MayonaiseAll you other Mayo's are just imitationSo won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?[]Ha haGuess there's a Mayonaise in all of usFuck it, let's all stand up

Fimble Star said...

sorry it is like that, its the way i saved it.

Thank you to the anon who did this for us, it is one of my favourites.

Twisted Sister said...

And Mr G,Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what, stickin his hands down you-know- whereFlippin the you-know-who,"Yellin" Let me hear you maon," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!



Omg that is so funny,i cant believe i missed that one! When was this posted?

Fimble Star said...

waiting for twisted's slaw ass to finish reading it :)

Fimble Star said...

i think it was around october, but i cant really remeber, i just have it saved in my blog.

Anonymous said...

fo shizzy my nizzy!

Twisted Sister said...

Well i look tomorrow for the shorts story, i loved that one.

Fimble Star said...

yay, when you find it, can you post it. I am so sexcited now :)

anon, for shizzle ma nizzle on da fizzle wit da tizzle?

Twisted Sister said...

Ill post it as soon as i find it.

Fimble Star said...

thank you :)

Anonymous said...

Something to think about:

Does it hurt more to be talked about by those without spines or to be abandoned by friends of convenience?

My conclusion was what drove me away. Anonymous hostility can easily be ignored. Having a back turned on you tends to burn itself into your mind.

Anonymous said...

Fimble do you remember this?

once apon a time there was a frankistian walking home through a field of daisies and knives. when the frankistian came across a small jar of mayonaise. the jar of mayo was talking to him. he said that he wanted to be the biggest jar in the world. frankistian said to the jar that it wasnt about being the biggest it was about being the nicest and the loveliest jar that it could be. once the jar of maynaise heard this it suddenly jumped up and attcked out of no where. the jar of mayonaise ate the frankstian up and carried on the path to become the bigest jar of mayonasie in the world


there is a hidden meaning in this story. find the clues


That was a classic :)

Twisted Sister said...

It hurts to lose a friend. It's really sad because if you don't have your friends...who have you got.Maybe you could make up. Friends forgive.

Fimble Star said...

vaguely, i think i was thinking of the troll and the bridge, urgh whats that story, my memory is nill tonight.

Fimble Star said...

i could of lost a friend about 5 years ago, on her part but i overlooked what had happened and i felt that it was better to be friends and civil and to forgive but i will never be truly with that person in mind and heart, which is sad becuase it was many years from school and i miss what we had.

Twisted Sister said...

was that story posted on ss blog?

Fimble Star said...

i think i made a story abotu someone called philip? damn i cant remember.

Anonymous said...

No, that was just a fun night.

Twisted Sister said...

I'm glad you forgave her fimmy,even though you dont feel the same.you just never know what can happen in this life and now you won't ever have to say...what if?

Fimble Star said...

true anon, there have been many fun nights.

Isnt it tome for fuckfest 2008 soon? anyone wanna revamp my memory?


twisted, true, i can not say 'what if' with that person but it still hurts that things went on and why they happened. I mean, it was when we were 16 but still things happened when they needent of happened.

Fimble Star said...

tome = time.
whoopsy

Anonymous said...

No, that was just a fun night.


there was a lot of fun nights....The night of rays shorts story and i was posting as an anon and fimmy told me to join in..there are still alot of good people here.

Twisted Sister said...

And that anon was my dumb self..

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, Fuckfest was definitely one of the highlights! ^_~

Fimble Star said...

I think someone else needs to wear something.

Maybe we could have a bob's shiney hiney story, or a gerards pink perm?

anyone wanna try?

Anonymous said...

You seem to forget that those people ARE NOT KAPU'S FRIENDS. They do not HAVE to stick up for her. Or for Sdock or Smoke of Fimble or Mustard. ANYone. I know it seemed to be a hard night for Sdock and Smoke but that is not anyone's fault. Stop casting blame.

Twisted Sister said...

Fimmy we were so different at 16.I have done things when i was young that i'm not proud of.But we grow and we learn.

Fimble Star said...

true twisted, we do grow and learn. I have grown and mature alot since moving to another country away from all my friends and someone i loved alot.

I know see things in a different light and the people here have helped me grow as a person and i will be forever grateful for that.

Anonymous said...

No they didn't have to stick up for anyone. But they were telling those ladies to kill themselves and calling them awful disgusting names..... and some people had an "open mind" about the things the anons were saying and sat there and joked and laughed WITH them. You don't have to stick up for anyone but no one forced them to stand there and laugh about it either.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong 9:18? Were things just a little too harmonious in the blog for you?

Anonymous said...

And everyone knows how Amyranth feels about Kapu that is true. But Amyranth always joins in the "fun" when anons come in and call everyone names and especially when they single out Kapu. Need I remind anyone of her 'toothy grin' and her 'toothy grin' friend. Amyranth thrives on that.

Anonymous said...

Amyranth has the choice to not say anything instead of choosing to join in the "fun", they all had that choice.

Fimble Star said...

i think we should start the franks fruity frock story.

anyone got a better idea?

Anonymous said...

I wasn't talking about her. There were and still are other people here that matter.

Amyranth said...

'allo?

The rumors are true! The farmers market is way cheaper than the grocery store!

-A

Fimble Star said...

lets just leave it ok?

Twisted Sister said...

I wish everyone would join in.

Anonymous said...

You wish everyone would join in the picking on certain people? I doubt it. That is what I'm talking about. The "fun" that is calling people names and telling them they hope they die.

Twisted Sister said...

Hi amyranth! hows eveything going with you tonight?

resurrected wreck said...

Question:

What does "butt hurt" mean?

Anonymous said...

The "awful disgusting names" were actually said by Kapu.

Anonymous said...

Some really do enjoy fighting illusionary battles for others.

Fimble Star said...

Frank was walking along the street one day when he saw a sign saying 'market, come and get your fruit and veg' so frank toddles off down the road to get some bananas and some apples for his fruit bowl. As he was walkign down the street he saw a donkey dressed in a yellow hat stood on its own so frank became curious and walks up to the donkey. As frank got to the donkey, he bent down and looked at the donkey in the eyes. he said whilst patting the donkey on the back .......

Twisted Sister said...

I don't know RW but my butt is kinda sore. Ha HA!

Twisted Sister said...

is that you gerard, why are you a jackass?

Amyranth said...

Hallo Twisted!

I had a nice afternoon hanging out at the Farmer's Market here in the city. I got 20 pounds of potatoes for $13! And the potatoes are probably about as big as two fists put together.

I can't believe I'm so happy about potatoes!

How've you been?

-A

Anonymous said...

I will say this, in case all of you have forgot. Mayo came in here and said his patience was at the end. If you keep fighting over who is to blame, who is right and who is wrong there won't BE a Mayo's to argue over. Anyone who thinks they can "win" by keeping up the nasty insults are going to find themselves with a "Blog Not Found" comment one day.

Fimble Star said...

hi amy,


ohhh twisted, that was crazy lol.

resurrected wreck said...

As frank got to the donkey, he bent down and looked at the donkey in the eyes. he said whilst patting the donkey on the back .......

...I don't know RW but my butt is kinda sore. Ha HA!

Is this a story? I like it!

Anonymous said...

9:26 some people pick imaginary fights for attention too.

Twisted Sister said...

I've been good. I love potatoes. I fix them with every meal!

Amyranth said...

RW, butt-hurt... it's like saying someone is being overly concerned or upset over it. Like when a little kid falls on his or her bum, and it's really not a big deal, but they make one out of it.

-A

Twisted Sister said...

LOL rw ! very funny!

Anonymous said...

Hello Amy!!

Anonymous said...

"Anyone who thinks they can "win" by keeping up the nasty insults are going to find themselves with a "Blog Not Found" comment one day."

we're waiting

resurrected wreck said...

Thanks, A :)

Did you get your potatoes?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Fimmy, TS, and A, by the way :)

Amyranth said...

Hey Fimn.

Twisted, I think I'm going to end up doing that myself, they're actually really good potatoes. We've decided to shop at the market once a month now, to load up on produce. Everything sold there is bigger, and fresher than what you get at a commercial grocery store.

-A

Twisted Sister said...

Gerald sais to franky, i dont know..i woke up this morning and i feeal like an ass.

Amyranth said...

Hallo 9:30!

RW, I got 'em in SPADES. Really impressed with the Market Experience. They have huge pumpkins too, which I can't wait to go back and get.

-A

Anonymous said...

"we're waiting"


Then this should tell the rest of the group your intention. To destroy this blog.

Ignore.

Preservation through starvation.

Anonymous said...

9:29 that too.

Haha TS.

Twisted Sister said...

I love baked potatoes and mashed, fried, boiled. Now i'm hungry!

resurrected wreck said...

Oooo! Pumpkins!! ^_^

Fimble Star said...

thought so.

Dude, there is an option if you think about the insults but that is your mind, your blog and maybe you should think about whats best.

Your words have weight, just looked at what happened a few months ago.

Take care.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm hungry too! I want a potato!

Anonymous said...

No..... they ignore the ones being attacked, not the attackers.

resurrected wreck said...

But I'd settle for a caramel apple.

Amyranth said...

RW, we're doing another contest this year, hopefully I'll win this time.

Twisted, my weakness is deep-fried. I think my arteries are almost completely clogged now.

-A

Anonymous said...

Ignore them Amy just ignore them. Ignore the nasty anons. Don't let anyone get you upset. They are not worth it. You are talented and beautiful.

resurrected wreck said...

*shrugs*

Wouldn't it be easier if Mayo just disabled anon comments?

Twisted Sister said...

How about a caramel potatoe? Forget it.

Amyranth said...

I have apples too RW. But no caramel.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

RW, we're doing another contest this year, hopefully I'll win this time.

Um... what contest, A?

resurrected wreck said...

How about a caramel potatoe?

o_O

Anonymous said...

Hash browns?

Twisted Sister said...

Twisted, my weakness is deep-fried. I think my arteries are almost completely clogged now.



I love anything fried.It does clog the arteries ,but what a way to go!!

Amyranth said...

A pumpkin carving contest RW. I could have won last year, but then Mister's brother carved a Decepticons logo in his pumpkin, and I conceded defeat.

Maybe this year..

-A

Anonymous said...

Helloo

Amyranth said...

Twisted, I hear ya! At the Stampede here every year, they serve freshly deep-fried doughnuts rolled in sugar. OM NOM NOM.

-A

Anonymous said...

Salt potatoes.

resurrected wreck said...

I can't eat much deep fried foods, TS. It gives me an achy belly :/

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, BC! :)

*squeeze*

How was your day?

Amyranth said...

9:36, thanks for the vote of confidence. Don't worry about little old me! Have a potato. I have 20 pounds of them!

Hiya BC!

-A

Anonymous said...

Mayo likes the anons. He proved it the other night. Plus they can be blue so it won't help.

Twisted Sister said...

Omg i looove fried doughnuts. We have a place it town and when they put them in the bag, when you get them home the bag is kinda greasy, that means that they are good for you! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Anyone who thinks they can "win" by keeping up the nasty insults are going to find themselves with a "Blog Not Found" comment one day."

we're waiting

September 27, 2008 9:30 PM


If that sarcastic little comment doesn't make everyone pull together, I don't know what will. There are people here who would love nothing more than to make this blog so ugly that it is no longer of any value to Mayo. If it becomes destructive, a burden, surely then he will pull the plug?

Anonymous said...

Your welcome Amy. Rise above/

Amyranth said...

Twisted, didn't they do that on The Simpsons once?

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Mayo likes the anons. He proved it the other night. Plus they can be blue so it won't help.

Okay, you got me there. I guess Goldilocks proves that theory.

Fimble Star said...

SS

Tonight i realised something that kinda stuck me like a hole in the head. I am glad i realised it but the next obsticle is to try and do soemthing about it which is hard when you have hardly anyone to ask and when you do, they are thousands of miles away. I miss my friends and i miss having that one person who tells you that you mean the word to them. I gave so much up, will i be able to get it back? who knows but it will be hard to try and grab a hold with both hands and keep hold tightly. It will be hard but i am willing to put all my power into succeeding.

I hope that you have never lost anything, and if you have then i hope that you get it back or feel at one with yourself. It is nice to have people around you that you knwo will be there.

Stay safe, my friend.
Goodnight.

Twisted Sister said...

I'm not sure amy but it makes sense..the bag sucks out all the grease!

Twisted Sister said...

Good night fimmy! I will hunt down that story for you!

Amyranth said...

Well exactly! When the bag removes all those awful trans-fats, you're left with nothing but the crunchy, crispy, sugared goodness!

I hope, anyway. That's what I keep telling my thighs.

XD

-A

Anonymous said...

No matter how much you try to defend Mayo, nothing has ever been done to defend you. The only action ever taken was removing pornography and other semi-legal material. That was Mayo covering Mayo's own ass.

toujours said...

hello everyone

i'm not really sure what's going on right now i havn't caught up.

we just got back from the hospital about a half-hour ago or so. my sister was doing well, but still having some problems.

we had only been home not even five minutes when the hospital called to tell us they were taking her back into surgery tonight. she has intenal bleeding.

my folks just left to head back up to the hospital (it's a half-hour drive) and i'm left here again to main the info lines.

please pray for her.

Twisted Sister said...

We will pray for her tj!!

Fimble Star said...

tj, i am so so sorry to hear that. I really do hope that she will be ok and i will be thinking of her.

i hope all of your family are ok too.

toujours said...

typos: internal bleeding, man the info lines

resurrected wreck said...

I'm sorry, TJ :(

Hopefully this surgery will be the end of it and she will be well. I will think positive thoughts for her.

Amyranth said...

Fuck sakes.

Teej, are you gonna be okay?

-A

Twisted Sister said...

Fimmy all i can think of is that story! Im going to find it! Goodnight everyone and dream of all foods that are fried! It's been nice tonight! Drowned out the noise ladies!

toujours said...

thank you twisted sister, thank you fimble. when we left, i had this moment where i just suddenly was so afraid for her, even though she was doing fine for the most part.

Anonymous said...

I hate that I agree with you 9:48.

TJ she will be fine. I said so and so it will be.

Twisted Sister said...

Oh yea amyranth, add potatoe patties to that list!

Anonymous said...

Luckily, she was still in the hospital. Someone was looking out for her. That means she must be a very special person.

toujours said...

thank you resurrected wreck. every bit will help her,i know.

amyranth, i'm so scared right now. i'll be okay, of course, i'm just

my little sister and i have always had a difficult relationship -- she beat me up with a flute once when we were younger! but seeing her in that bed today...

i need to write an email to my other sisters.

be back soon

toujours said...

thank you 9:54, 9:56.

resurrected wreck said...

my little sister and i have always had a difficult relationship -- she beat me up with a flute once when we were younger!

Mine threw a rock at me onse. it's what preluded the axe-chasing incident.

resurrected wreck said...

*once

Nobody said...

hello everyone.

toujours, I am sorry about your sister, I will definitley keep her in my prayers.

Anonymous said...

Notice the difference? Nothing mean at all cos Toujours might be a little obsessed but she's always been a nice person. Nice gets you nice in return.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Silence :)

Nobody said...

hey resurrected wreck

Anonymous said...

If only others would learn the same lesson maybe they wouldn't get treated in a nasty way when THEY in turn have a problem.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight fimmy, sweet dreams. TJ, my thoughts, positive thinking and prayers goes out to you and your family. I'm sure your sister will be okay.

Hallo Amy, TS, RW *big squeeze!*

My day's been ok RW, just taking it easy. Like a nerd, I spent most of it playing my video game. I'm trying to beat it again, but considering how long it is, that won't happen tonight.

I'm on break, so I thought I stopped by and say hello. I got some parasite dogs and a garden from hell to visit, so I'll be back ^_~

resurrected wreck said...

I got some parasite dogs and a garden from hell to visit, so I'll be back ^_~

O_o

Anonymous said...

Hi there silence

Anonymous said...

They need to stop anon hunting if they want it to get better. When you look for trouble, you find it. If I'm going to get spit on before I say a word due to my color of choice, they shouldn't expect any better from me.


TJ, a candle has been lit. Many will watch over her for you.

Nobody said...

hello bleeding chaos :)

Original Punk J said...

Oh my gosh, TJ, I'm so sorry to hear about your sister. She, and all of you, are definitely on our prayer list. Was the bleeding from her prior surgery?

You hang in there, honey, and we'll be here when you need us. *big hugs and kisses*

Hello to everyone here, I won't be on for long, I don't think. The atmosphere has been rather unpleasant today.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm gonna sign off, I think. My Oscar Wilde mystery book is calling.

Have a good night, everyone :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, J :)

Amyranth said...

Sorry, Mom messaged me.

Okay, RW, what Ax-chasing incident?

Hiya Silence!

*squeezes BC*

-A

Amyranth said...

'Allo J!

Can you let L know that I just replied?

-A

resurrected wreck said...

I chased my siser with an axe once when we were kids, A.

Anyway, heading off. Toodles! :)

Nobody said...

hello amyranth and j :)

Anonymous said...

RW, did I tell you that I love your facial expressions? ^_^

Original Punk J said...

Hi and bye, RW, see you around.

Hi Silence, nice to see you again, it's been a while. :) Doing alright?

HAY Amy! I'll tell L when she gets off the phone.

Heya BC, who's winning, you or your game? ;)

Anonymous said...

Take care RW! Hiya J.

Nobody said...

J, I've been doing pretty good, lately. I hope it stays that way.

Nobody said...

how're you?

Original Punk J said...

Silence, I've been better, but I've also been much, much worse. That doesn't really say much, does it? L and I have had some troubles lately, financial, familial, what-have-you. But we're on the upswing finally, and are feeling better about things.

Glad you're alright, hope it continues. :)

Anonymous said...

J, I am. Muhahaha. I'm trying to find this blue puzzle to open one of the doors, I don't remember where it's at :p

How are you and L doing?

Nobody said...

I'm sorry about that, J. I do hope everything gets better.

Amyranth said...

Wow.

You know, I could have chased my sister with an ax. But I'd have been comitted. Seeing as I had no sister.

O_o

-A

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Notice the difference? Nothing mean at all cos Toujours might be a little obsessed but she's always been a nice person. Nice gets you nice in return.

September 27, 2008 10:02 PM


SO TRUE!!

Anonymous said...

It's Me

Toujours -- All will be OK...hang in there. Your sister will be fine....she is in good hands.

It is a big job for you to be the "messenger"...many could not handle it.

Original Punk J said...

Pretty good, BC. Nothing to write home about, but nothing to complain about, either. Went to Mom's today, saw her and one sister, visit was better than past ones but not 100% wonderful. Then I went to the grocery store. L stayed here and did whatever she did. Read, I think.

elena said...

Hello all

TJ - call or text me if you want to, okay? I'm sure she's gonna be fine.

Anonymous said...

so much better without stupid 'anons' pretending to miss themselves, let the porchies stay on the porch.

Amyranth said...

J, sounds like some of the chats I've had with Mom. I love her dearly.. but wow.

-A

Original Punk J said...

Hi Elena, It's Me, you folks alright? Sorry we didn't call you today, Elena, I was at Mom's and the grocery for a good part of the day. L, I'm not sure, I think she caught up on mail and things.

Nobody said...

I am going to go to bed. Good night to everyone here.

Original Punk J said...

Amy, I'm thinking we could switch moms and they'd never notice the difference. O_o

How've you been? Seems like I miss you each time, lately.

Goodnight Silence, have a restful sleep. See you again soon, I hope. *hugs*

toujours said...

hello, i'm back.

emails are all sent out. now it's just waiting. my sister should be in surgery right now.

j. hello and thank you. i read your message over at my blog too. it means so much to me to know that you are all praying for her. i told her that today, and you could tell that it surprised her a little. :)

silence, it's good to see you again. thank you for the kind thoughts.

it's me, hello. i saw you were here yesterday and it was good to see you. thank you for the encouragment you have always shown me.

toujours said...

good night silence. sweet dreams.

hello, elena. thank you, i will.

Amyranth said...

Goodnight Silence, have a good sleep!

J, it does, doesn't it! Except for last night, but I still wasn't on for very long. I'm not bad. I got 20 pounds of potatoes for $13 at the Farmer's Market today. That was the crowning accomplishment of my day. :)

-A

Amyranth said...

Oops, Hiya Elena!

The Mouse That Roared is also The Mouse That Slips By Easily.

-A

Anonymous said...

Hey elena. That's good J.

Anonymous said...

It's Me

Toujours -- I was just over on your page....

How are you holding up?

Anonymous said...

20 pounds of potatoes? Wow. That's a lot of peeling :)

elena said...

Hi J - Amy- BC

It's okay Amy this mouse has a sunburn and is pretty damn tired. I'm pretty quiet tonight.

Original Punk J said...

Amyranth, the new Queen of Potatoes. *crowd cheering, confetti falling, streamers...streaming* Hey, I bought some instant mashed potatoes today! The brand is excellent, tastes just like real potatoes.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight silence sweet dreams.

TJ *squeezy hugs*

Original Punk J said...

Elena-Mousie, why are you sunburned? (Aloe vera gel is the BEST for treating sunburn, have you used it before?)

*gives gentle hugs and air kissies*

Amyranth said...

10:53, but they're so good, and so fluffy!

And it only takes 4 of them to feed us now, as opposed to the 7 or 8 I used to peel :P

Elena, a sunburn? I sorta wish! I'm so cold... wait, better not finish that.

-A

elena said...

We went to a big Harley dealership today that had a live band and pig roast. It was fun but I guess I was out in the sun too long.

I think it's a combo of sunburn and windburn.

toujours said...

bc! *squeezy hugs back* :)

it's me, i'm doing a little better right now. i was so scared when i sat down. everytime we think she's going to be fine, there's a new complication.

but i've calmed down. listening to some favorite music. so far they've all been minor complications, so that's what i'm focusing on. it's just a little detail that needed attention.

i made her a little booklet this morning to cheer her up, a bunch of lol cat pics that i found for her. she loved it! i'm going to make her a bigger and better one tonight.

Original Punk J said...

Blarg, I hate to burn. Last summer during our PR excursions we used Hawaiian Tropic 70-PROOF sunblock. It kept us pale and burn-free, even in 115 degree heat index temps. At one point, Indiana I think, we used only 50-proof and were burned a considerable amount.

70 proof sounds more like rum, doesn't it? Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

It's Me

Toujours -- you seem like a very good sister. Sometimes family "falls apart". Family is important...they are you and you are them.

Anonymous said...

0_0

Oh my.

Anonymous said...

It's Me

70 proof sounds more like rum, doesn't it? Hmmm.

opj...I love rum....it goes up to 151!

Amyranth said...

*pokes Teej and hands her a copy of Mutts and a blanket*

-A

Anonymous said...

11:10

Huh?

elena said...

Oh Hi IT's Me and other anon.

Sorry I was off watching a local ghost story...

http://www.ghostvillage.com/encounters/2008/09262008.shtml

Sorry too lazy to clicky link. Now I've got to go get someone off to work. Be back in a bit.

Anonymous said...

It's Me

Hi elena -- I LOVE ghost stories.

Original Punk J said...

opj...I love rum....it goes up to 151!


*clears throat*

How well I know, It's Me. How well I know.

And surely do NOT wish to remember! :D

TJ, that's sweet, making your sister that little book. When I was in the hospital in Atlanta, L made me a similar book "starring" Dumplin and Rain, and what they did all day. I still have it. :)

toujours said...

oh thank you, amyranth. ♥

i like the blanket. i like mooch. yesh i do. :)

my mom just called to let me now that my sister just went into surgery now. it seems that the internal bleeding is because the end of the appendix wasn't closed off properly. hopefully, it's just a simple quick repair.

Anonymous said...

It's Me

opj -- Yes, it happened one New Year's Eve....did not make it past 10:00 pm. 151 does light on fire :)

toujours said...

j., i wanted to bring her something, and the icu doesn't allow flowers and balloons...we had wasted quite a bit of time giggling at lol cats at her computer when i was working with her, so it just seemed like the next best thing.

made her belly hurt though, with the giggling. oops. :)

Anonymous said...

It's Me

I need to get off for now....

Toujours -- Hang in there!

Goodnight all.

Amyranth said...

*grabs her own blanket, a copy of Calvin and Hobbes, and Lear*

She'll be okay Teej. It's good that they found out so soon, instead of sending her home, and then having to bring her back right away.

-A

Amyranth said...

See you later It's Me!

-A wants some hot chocolate

Anonymous said...

The Original Punks are such budding alcoholics they're drinking sunscreen. 70 proof.

^_~

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight It's Me, good to see you again. Try not to get near the 151, ok?

Carrie said...

Hey, way behind again, haven't caught up. Did get up to Amy's definition of "butt hurt" which made me laugh. And I guess I'm feeling it a little, because I did say something to the anons the other night about crossing the line, and nobody seems to remember that.

toujours said...

good night it's me. thank you. :)

hi carrie.

that's very true, amyranth. and hopefully this will be the last complication.

Carrie said...

Hey TJ, I hope your sister is ok. I feel bad for her. :(

Vivienne said...

Howdy whoever is around!

xoxo cupcake

Amyranth said...

Heya Carrie!

*affectionate head rub*

Don't worry about it, kiddo. You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't.

I was serious about hot chocolate. Does anyone want some?

-A

Anon616 said...

Hello Mayo, SS, J, Amy, BC, Elena, It's Me, TJ, various anons, various watchers and various lurkers!

How are you all tonight? Good, I hope!

TJ: I'm sorry to hear of your sister's set back. I'm sure she'll be okay, love! I'll be praying for her too and sending all the good stuff her way! Thank goodness she was still in the hospital.

AMY: GOOD NIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS TO YOU AND LEAR!!!!
Ohhh....I love potatoes!

J: Did someone mention 151? Is it coconut rum? I like coconut rum! If not, I'll just grab some of that vodka Fimble and Twisted had! Mayo did clear the castle of all grapefruit products, correct? I would hate to have to go through one of "liver/kidney damage" worry incidents again!

Elena: I'm with J! Aloa Vera for the sunburn. Rub it in gently to reduce the ouch factor.

Sweetcheeks: You're doing what~huh~who~where? NOW? ;)


Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Carrie said...

Cuppy! And hey Amy, I could totally use some hot cocoa.

Anon616 said...

Amy!!!!! I thought you and Lear went to bed. I'm glad you're still here!

Hi Carrie!!!! What's new with you? How's Al? How's the latest feline addition to the family?

Vivienne said...

Hi Carrie! ^_^ I've got me some latte!

Anon616 said...

Cupcake!!!!! How are you today? Did you prepare one of those torch songs for me? I'll bat my eyelashes for you! ;)

Carrie said...

Al is having gushy nosebleeds which concern me, to be honest, think I'm taking her to the doctor this week. Gho$t is good. :) How are you?

Amyranth said...

'Allo Cuppy!

AMY: GOOD NIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS TO YOU AND LEAR!!!!
Ohhh....I love potatoes!


*puts 2 and 2 together*

You want me to go to bed so you can have my potatoes! :/

-A

elena said...

Hello again

I'm back. Hey Carrie, Wendy and Cupcake

Original Punk J said...

Hey Carrie! I know what you mean, I also said something "at" the anons (instead of "to") the other night. Suicide isn't ANYthing to make light of or taunt people with, suggesting they should do it instead. Suicide is the coward's way out of your problems, your life. I take great offense at that anon who said we were telling people to kill themselves. I would NEVER say anything of the sort, and no one who has any kind of conscience would, either. But I know they're just trying to bait us with these kinds of comments.

So anyway, how are ya? :D

Hey Cupcake! *hugs* How's things, honey?

Amy, L wanted to know what you thought of the video she left you?

Anonymous said...

TUA won a Harvey Award tonight for Best New Series at the Baltimore Comic Con.

Anon616 said...

Amyranth said...

I was serious about hot chocolate. Does anyone want some?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll take some, Amy!
Pssst.....you know to pour the Kahlua in mine by now, right? ;)
Oh heck, poor some of J's rum in it too!

Vivienne said...

Wendy, I always have a torch song on hand...

Fish gotta swim, and birds gotta fly,

*Slinks over to piano*

I gotta love, one man till I die...
Can't help lovin that man of mine...

*Tries in vain to climb onto piano, but is too short*

Amyranth said...

Gushy nosebleeds? Just out of the blue?

Do you guys have a furnace filter that might not have been changed recently?

-A

Vivienne said...

Hi Amy, Elena, J... check it out, my torch song owns the page!

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