Friday, September 26, 2008

Cereal monogamy

On the front porch
Laughing and crying all at once
She has no idea the vodka belongs on the shelf
Orange juice beside the milk

It is the same front porch
That whispered baseball calls
To my bedroom window
As I peered down enticed

In time, now stumbling forward
Often infused by the same mixture
I recall her laughter was not quite right
And mine often sounds the same

From the front porch I forgive
As any good lesson I read
And now in her face reflected
The moment that I returned




p.s. in the never-ending battle to match wits.

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redrum said...

Kiss-and-tell, is it?

I'll leave you guys to your angry slumber party, then. Later.

Anonymous said...

What's that? Scroll past it? You know, that would be a genius idea, if it didn't make up 75% of the blog replies. Ignore, ignore all you want, but it is still there. It's still used to derail current topics of conversation. It's used to force people to stop talking, and it's used for attention. It's beyond pathetic.

Anonymous said...

RedRum, so you don't deny that it was you Kapunua was kissing.

I just got you to admit to being Mayo.

Anonymous said...

Amy got rid of the porchies so what's to argue about? This shit is worse than the crap they used to post.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
A couple of people seem to be obsessed with Amyranth. I wonder if her boyfriend thinks about her as much as you people do.


You've got to be kidding, right? Amy is the one who seems obsessed with Kapu. The porchies are playing quite happily on the porch. Still, you have to disparage them. You got what you wanted. Oh no, you haven't quite got everything you wanted. You want Mayo to notice you.

Anonymous said...

In case Mayo / RedRum deletes it. I asked RedRum how he felt about getting kissed by Kapunua in her poem to Mayo. This was RedRum's answer.

redrum said...

Kiss-and-tell, is it?

I'll leave you guys to your angry slumber party, then. Later.

October 4, 2008 2:13 PM

Anonymous said...

October 1, 2008 4:13 PM is where she kissed "Mayo". RedRum just admitted it was him.

Anonymous said...

Kapunua was really kissing me. She would be horrified if she knew.

Anonymous said...

Kapunua has repeatedly told people not to post comments to Mayo and SS. She has told them that doing that is putting them on a pedestal. She has told people not to post real people fan fiction because she doesn't like it.

Anonymous said...

2:15 I see you disparaging Amyranth. I don't see where I disparaged the porchies. I made a simple observation. Get your mind off of Amyranth and her blog for awhile. It might do you some good.

Anonymous said...

The porchies were disparaged when they were blamed them for the destruction of the blog. They were disparaged when they were told they weren't welcome here. The porchies are on the porch. Why is everyone still talking about them and blaming them for the blog dying? Shouldn't the blog be fabulous now they have gone?

Anonymous said...

Amy isn't the only one who hates Kapunua. OPJ hates her too.

Anonymous said...

OPJ hates Kapu because she is jealous. It's so obvious something happened when Kapu met Frank recently.

Anonymous said...

Are you people serious?

Anonymous said...

I would also like to know what happened that night. But she will only tell her asskisser friends.

Anonymous said...

Amy isn't the only one who hates Kapunua. OPJ hates her too.

October 4, 2008 2:31 PM


She hates them just as much.


The porchies were disparaged when they were blamed them for the destruction of the blog. They were disparaged when they were told they weren't welcome here. The porchies are on the porch. Why is everyone still talking about them and blaming them for the blog dying? Shouldn't the blog be fabulous now they have gone?

October 4, 2008 2:29 PM


I saw more people crying about Kapunua and her friends leaving. People were acting like they were the only important people on the blog.

Anonymous said...

I'll come back later when there are more grown~ups around to play with.

Anonymous said...

Mayo is Gerard, the OP's said so.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Kapunua was really kissing me. She would be horrified if she knew.

October 4, 2008 2:18 PM



Hahahaha Gerard

Anonymous said...

Kapunua has repeatedly told people not to post comments to Mayo and SS.



Bullshit. She said not to FIGHT OVER THEM which is what everyone is doing.

She did say that the real person fanfiction was out of line though.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Kapunua was really kissing me. She would be horrified if she knew.

October 4, 2008 2:18 PM



Hahahaha Gerard



more like GV

Anonymous said...

at least Kapu doesn't want to dildo Frank's asshole.

Anonymous said...

She did say that the real person fanfiction was out of line though.



especially when it's posted in the hope that the person it's written about will see it.

Anonymous said...

more like GV

October 4, 2008 2:37 PM



Except I don't think Kapu would be horrified of that.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I'll come back later when there are more grown~ups around to play with.

October 4, 2008 2:35 PM

There are plenty of grown ups here right now. You are upset because we don't agree with your view of Kapunua.

Anonymous said...

why don't any of you believe the OP's when they say Mayo is Gerard?

Anonymous said...

Mayo is probably mad at OPJ because she can't keep a "secret".

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Kapunua has repeatedly told people not to post comments to Mayo and SS.



Bullshit. She said not to FIGHT OVER THEM which is what everyone is doing.

She did say that the real person fanfiction was out of line though.

October 4, 2008 2:37 PM


No, she told people whose comments she didn't like not to post to Mayo and SS.

Anonymous said...

everyone here has secrets but i think the people that know the most are the OPS. they have proof that Mayo is Gerard and they also have proof that SS is Frank. they met both men and were discreet when asked about what happened when they met them.

Anonymous said...

Original Punks said...

Mayo:

Telling secrets. Or maybe keeping them.

Two people picked up on your hints. They let you know, in their own way, that they heard you. And now you're telling them so.

Two other people heard you, too, vicariously. Because we're fortunate to know the individuals involved, and have their trust.

Please know that YOUR trust will not be misplaced in the four of us.


Here's hoping you have a pleasant evening and tomorrow, my friend.

love to you

J (and L from the couch)

Anonymous said...

As much as you lot try to protect them, even an outsider like me (I have been here since October) can see that Mayo is Gerard and Frank is SS.

Anonymous said...

No, she told people whose comments she didn't like not to post to Mayo and SS.


Bullshit, again. Say what you want but I only ever read her saying to stop posting the real person fics.

Anonymous said...

Was that Frank asking Mayo what the new black was the other day?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

No, she told people whose comments she didn't like not to post to Mayo and SS.


Bullshit, again. Say what you want but I only ever read her saying to stop posting the real person fics.

October 4, 2008 2:45 PM

You must be new. She has been doing that since the beginning of the blog.

Anonymous said...

Find it and I'll believe you. I've been here since November and I never saw her tell anyone not to write to Mayo and SS.

Anonymous said...

everyone here has secrets but i think the people that know the most are the OPS. they have proof that Mayo is Gerard and they also have proof that SS is Frank. they met both men and were discreet when asked about what happened when they met them.

Of all the stupid shit that gets posted here, this is probably the stupidest. Of all the fans in all the world, Frank and Gerard would pick two 40+ women from Tennessee who are sick and living on disability to share their secrets with.

Either you're completely nuts or you're a troll who's trying to stir up trouple.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Find it and I'll believe you. I've been here since November and I never saw her tell anyone not to write to Mayo and SS.

October 4, 2008 2:55 PM

I don't know the dates but if another anon knows where they are can you post it? I don't have the time to look through all the post to find it.

Anonymous said...

Then I still call bullshit sorry. You are just trying to stir more shit and make things worse. Why not go and say this on the porch or on her blog?

Anonymous said...

Mayo what did you buy us when you were at Target the other day?

http://jgerard.buzznet.com/
user/photos/my-friend-gerard/
?id=44786761

Anonymous said...

wtf is going on with his hair? i hope he was buying shampoo.

Anonymous said...

Gerard looks more and more like Michael Jackson as time goes by.

Anonymous said...

3:00

Toujours found out and told the OP's. the OP's revealed Mayo's identity twice already and TJ did the same thing with the whole Laverne, Shirley and Carmine shit that she was doing.

Anonymous said...

I like candy corn. :)

Anonymous said...

thank god he got a new denim jacket.

Anonymous said...

I like candy carrots.
:)

Anonymous said...

shampoo, conditioner, and a brush.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Then I still call bullshit sorry. You are just trying to stir more shit and make things worse. Why not go and say this on the porch or on her blog?

October 4, 2008 3:02 PM

I am not trying to start shit. I am pointing out that the day crew is guilty of doing the same shit Amy and The UPs have done.


Everyone here has pointed fingers at each other at one time. Everyone has written a story that people did not like or felt was annoying. And everyone has told people that they can't say or do something they didn't like.

You don't want to believe it but Kapunua has done it as well. She isn't a saint.

resurrected wreck said...

I like candy apples.

Anonymous said...

I like caramel apples. With nuts.

Anonymous said...

His hair look ok to me. You people are picky.

resurrected wreck said...

YUM!

Anonymous said...

I like nuts dipped in caramel.
:)

Anonymous said...

When I used to go trick-or-treating, I would always go for the chewy candy. Like tootsie rolls and taffy.

Anonymous said...

oooh, i like the little bitty candy bars. those are always the best. :)

Anonymous said...

Tootsie rolls are evil.
>_<

Anonymous said...

No she isn't a saint. I was one of the ones who had asked her to tone it down with the poetry. And she did say not to post the real person fanfiction.

But I have never seen her tell anyone to not talk to Mayo and SS. And I call bullshit and shit stirring.

Find the posts and I'll believe you. Proof or it didn't happen.

resurrected wreck said...

Taffy or anything caramely get my vote.

Have you ever tried salt-water taffy?

Anonymous said...

I actally found what she said.



Jealous anons: You are actually the ones putting SS and Mayo on a pedestal by bitching that they ignore you. Dollars to donuts a few or more of us have ignored you at some point, too, simply because it's impossible to greet everyone. Didn't hear you complain about that, huh? (Well, some people bitched to me about that, but I have yet to figure out why and it is also beside the point.) The point is, you are the ones putting them on a pedestal. Sure, we all like their little shout-outs; I enjoy hearing from them, too, it's completely nice. But to make someone feel crappy and cause such an uproar over it is petty, and it separates them from the rest of us, as if we're some low form of life and you don't care if you don't hear from us. That's ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

I love Halloween candy. But I can't buy it early or I'll eat it all myself.

Anonymous said...

3:18
What's your favorite halloween candy?

Anonymous said...

i haven't tried salt water taffy. what's it like?

Anonymous said...

I like those mini Mr. Goodbars.

resurrected wreck said...

I love Halloween candy. But I can't buy it early or I'll eat it all myself.

I hear you!

Anonymous said...

I searched for "pedestal" and found another time Kapu said it.


Okay, whoa, it looks like I'm glad I missed a lot of things. Okay,cool, whatever. THe one thing that bugs me is SS being used as like a pawn to make people feel badly. Not only is that a mean thing to do to him, to put him on the spot like that, but it also puts him on a pedestal. He's not a chess piece, nor is he Ghandi. Honestly, would everyone have their pee in a dazzle if it was anyone else who'd gotten upset? Seriously. It's unfair to SS and to all of us.

resurrected wreck said...

Sazlt water taffy

It's fruit flavoured, mostly.

Anonymous said...

What's your favorite Resurrected Wreck?

resurrected wreck said...

^Um... "salt"

>_<

Anonymous said...

I like the mini Three Musketeers and Milky Ways.

resurrected wreck said...

My favourite candy?

resurrected wreck said...

I really like Eat More chocolate bars, Mirage chocolate bars, and English toffee.

Anonymous said...

Anon that was not the comment I was thinking of. She has told people not to comment to Mayo and SS more than once and not always as nice as the one you just posted.

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for SS and Mayonaise.
:(
I'm sorry SS and Mayonaise.

Anonymous said...

salt water titties

Anonymous said...

I'm with you on the English Toffee Resurrected Wreck. I like toffee.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for SS and Mayonaise.
:(
I'm sorry SS and Mayonaise.

October 4, 2008 3:24 PM


Why only them what about the other people here?

Anonymous said...

Again, bullshit. Prove it or you're just stirring shit up on purpose.

Anonymous said...

Salt water what?
0_0

Anonymous said...

chocolate covered dongs are good.

resurrected wreck said...

Chewy, caramely foodstuffs is truly one of life's great pleasures.

Anonymous said...

I was responding to 3:22s comment about SS being used as a pawn. That is why I said I feel bad for the both of them.

Anonymous said...

I hear chocolate covered ants are tasty 3:27 but I don't want to try them.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Again, bullshit. Prove it or you're just stirring shit up on purpose.


Anon it is point less, you don't get what I am saying. People have posted nice examples of her tell people what she feels they shouldn't say. But you still act like it wasn't posted. I am going to leave now. There is no point in drag this on any further.

Anonymous said...

The rule of the internet is "Proof or it didn't happen." I found examples with a quick search. If you can't be bothered then it just looks like you're making it up.

To the anon at 3:29,I didn't write that. I found it as an old quote from Kapunua.

Anonymous said...

BTW I am now saying that I LIKE the girl. I think she can be rude in the way she simply refuses to acknowledge some people instead of facing them. I just think this blog can't afford anymore made up quotes.

Anonymous said...

Mayo,

Do you?

farawaysoclose said...

hmmmmmmmmm tis a sea of black!

hello mr mayo! you OK??

SS you too?

hello anyone who speaks sense and thinks about others feelings!

elena said...

Hey FASC

How are you today?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, FASC and Elena :)

farawaysoclose said...

hello elena and RW!!!

i am good. just gonna put my girls to bed and i will be back!! they are up way too late!!

elena said...

Hey RW

Sorry I can't stay and chat but I've got to get home. Tonight is the Homecoming Dance and I've got to take pictures of my girls.

Take care. Talk to ya later.

resurrected wreck said...

Have fun, Elena :)

Anonymous said...

Hullo everyone. How are we all doing on this lovely Saturday?(Pfff)

Here are my answers to yet another one of sugarplum's quizzes hehe ^_~

1) I am feeling much better today except for some passing of gases, most noticeably burping.
2) I ate nothing for breakfast. I woke up early to watch Charmed, then went back to sleep. I had only a cup of orange juice.
3)Some carrots and rabbit food. Yummy.
4)I just went to Target, hehe.
6) oh no, drummer dude is married, so I've been having mostly dreams about that sweet ol' butcher boy. Last night was one of them. Ahem.
7) A ghost in the fog?
8)The Man
9) A ghost in the fog, nymphetamine, and temptation.
10) Hell yes!

Bonus question:
Daniel Lloyd Davey

For questions 8 and the bonus one, I had to look them up. I haven't been a CoF fan for that long, unfortunately, so I didn't know the answers.

Thank you for the lovely quiz sugarplum *blows orange-juiced flavored kisses!*

Anonymous said...

1) I am feeling much better today except for some passing of gases, most noticeably burping.



I thought you said you never said things like that because you thought it was juvenile.

I'm still convinced you are the farting and burping anon.

Anonymous said...

Anon at 4:24 Do you just sit here and lurk and wait for someone to post, so you can say something mean?

Anonymous said...

No anon. The burping is just a small side effect because I haven't benn drinking enough liquids for my illness, nothing else.

I don't post as an anon. Not now, not ever.

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