Friday, September 26, 2008

Cereal monogamy

On the front porch
Laughing and crying all at once
She has no idea the vodka belongs on the shelf
Orange juice beside the milk

It is the same front porch
That whispered baseball calls
To my bedroom window
As I peered down enticed

In time, now stumbling forward
Often infused by the same mixture
I recall her laughter was not quite right
And mine often sounds the same

From the front porch I forgive
As any good lesson I read
And now in her face reflected
The moment that I returned




p.s. in the never-ending battle to match wits.

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Anonymous said...

TOTES 8!

Butt out, monster.

Cookiebelle. said...

Hello faraway, how are you?

I think I smell some rotting eggs, useless items which really should be let go and thrown away.
I think you all are keeping the eggs in the fridge just to be certain that something resides there.
If that makes any sense at all.

Anonymous said...

Second anon at 4:23,

I don't want to say this, but I will: Shut up.

Anonymous said...

Everone is welcome.

Anonymous said...

When i used to come on here it was a fun place.Somewhere to go to talk about my day or i would just listen to others talk about their life. Now when i come here i dont feel nothing but a little sick to my stomach...It's a shame.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but who is the Everone of which you speak?

Anonymous said...

Where do you get off bringing Cupcake into this? I applaud her decision to try to make the world a little better, and no, I can't stand Eliza.

I really hope you aren't one who comes in here under a blue name and talks to Cuppy like you care about her.

You could learn a lot from her.

Anonymous said...

Blame the porchies for that. They are the ones who took over. On all damn day. Then they say they are leaving and they really don't OH HAI WEAVER GIRL / K!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL shut up

Anonymous said...

Everone is this cool elf like guy!

His best friend is yii.

gnothi seauton said...

...

Anonymous said...

Blame the porchies for that. They are the ones who took over. On all damn day. Then they say they are leaving and they really don't OH HAI WEAVER GIRL / K!!!



It was better than what i saw today..and yesterday...and the day before.

Anonymous said...

There being an anon conversation is just a coincidence that I saw her comment on her blog. Not bringing her into anything.

Anonymous said...

Then why continue to come, anon? If you don't like what you see, don't bitch about it, damn.

Anonymous said...

How about this LOL anon 4:29,

You shut up ^_~

Anonymous said...

The Fix
There has been a lot of talk over at Mayo's about how to "fix things".

Well, I've got a few ideas, and I can guarantee that very few people are going to like them.

You want to fix things at Mayonaise's? Why not give the stage to someone else once in awhile? Constant self-centered posts, be they about what you're doing every exact second of every day, or posts as "Random Televison Character" really monopolize the conversation. Is that fair to anyone? Nope."



And what does Kapu do? COmes in here AGAIN and posts a poem.

Do you see what I'm saying? This is the problem, people!

Anonymous said...

What's that? Scroll past it? You know, that would be a genius idea, if it didn't make up 75% of the blog replies. Ignore, ignore all you want, but it is still there. It's still used to derail current topics of conversation. It's used to force people to stop talking, and it's used for attention. It's beyond pathetic.

Anonymous said...

There being an anon conversation is just a coincidence that I saw her comment on her blog. Not bringing her into anything.



see that's the difference,just because cuppy likes eliza and some of us don't, does not mean that we love her any less! Everyone has a right to their own opinion.

Anonymous said...

BC, I wasn't telling you to "shut up"(god, ten year olds say that), I was merely laughing at the response.

Anonymous said...

Nobody got upset at the time when Fimble posted the comment. People only got upset when Mayo posted it on his front page.

Anonymous said...

Hi GS

Anonymous said...

The return of the martyr poet
part 10
This is getting old.

Anonymous said...

did I say anything about you hating her for it? i was calling her out, not stoning her for it

Anonymous said...

CUUUUUPCAAAAKEEE

ARE YOU A WHITE FLAG???????

ARRRRE YOUUOUUUOOUU, CUPCAKE?!?!?

October 1, 2008 4:20 PM



Looks like it

Anonymous said...

And what does Kapu do? COmes in here AGAIN and posts a poem.


Why shouldn't she?

Oh that's right, because Amy said she shouldn't. Mayo likes her poetry. K has as much right to post here as Amy. Where the fuck does Amy get off deciding what people can and can't post?

Anonymous said...

The Fix
There has been a lot of talk over at Mayo's about how to "fix things".

Well, I've got a few ideas, and I can guarantee that very few people are going to like them.

You want to fix things at Mayonaise's? Why not give the stage to someone else once in awhile? Constant self-centered posts, be they about what you're doing every exact second of every day, or posts as "Random Televison Character" really monopolize the conversation. Is that fair to anyone? Nope.

What's that? Scroll past it? You know, that would be a genius idea, if it didn't make up 75% of the blog replies. Ignore, ignore all you want, but it is still there. It's still used to derail current topics of conversation. It's used to force people to stop talking, and it's used for attention. It's beyond pathetic.

It used to be different, when everyone was involved. Now, nobody is involved and it feels to me like it's on purpose.

Next? Well, there's the rampant suggestion that "people suck" when they don't consistently stand up for everyone on the blog at any given time.

I'm sure I've said this before. You are damned if you do, and you are damned if you don't.

However, I'm going to hell in a 24k handbasket, because I refuse to stand for anyone who is comfortable to spend the day, night, mid-afternoon, whatever, belitting, undermining, harassing, or even outright insulting people who I consider to be friends.
Who gives anyone else the right to do those things? Nobody.
They are done, and done again. And over and over. I have seen the posts. The veiled comments behind my back. I've even seen the assumption that I am every nasty Anon that has ever visited Mayonaise's blog.

I haven't replied to this prior, but I will now.
I have a job. I do not have internet access at my job. I do not check this blog until I am at home and on my own time. I pull a regular paycheck every two weeks. I have a life.

Can you put 2 and 2 together?

The comments are duly noted. Especially the ones that call for the shutdown of Mayo's blog, when nothing has happened, except for a few friends having a good time. Oh yes, I've seen those too. Please, don't kid yourself. Going to read porn, and openly discussing sex and sexual behaviour are no different.

Oh, but here I am, in blatant disagreement with a lot of things. A lot of people. Oh well. I suppose I can't be blacklisted any more than I already am, can I?

I have also noticed something. This is quite troubling to me, mostly because I know that it doesn't bother me what Anonymous Vultures say, but it has, and clearly does bother others.

Why does it seem to me that if you disagree with the so-called "popular opinion", you can pretty much count down the seconds until there are Vultures nipping at your heels, and pointing fingers at you?

Are we ALL so always in the wrong? No. I frequently see many polite discussions with polite disagreements, and the day goes on. The world spins, the dove sings, and the moon rises and sets.

If you can't have a POLITE discussion about anything, without resorting to name-calling, derogatory talk, or even threats, you do not even have a right to open your mouth.

"Real adults - mature ones - realize that different people have different tastes. Really realize it, as in: they don't just say they do, they mean it and take it to heart. As opposed to trying to FORCE their tastes on anyone within earshot. Particularly when said "anyone" has expressed profound dislike of said thing-that-is-within-said-adult's-tastes. Real grownups don't feel the need to be a conversational dictator."

(Clearly exempt from this are Anons that come in with the claws and teeth at someone's throat for no decent reason.)

Here's something else to ponder. Why would you discuss things, or even provide information that you can be used to harass you and possibly make your life unhappy?

This is the internet, darlings. Regardless of who you are, you should never provide information, or allow access to information that anyone can use to identify you offline. Ever. Period. You put yourself and everyone around you at serious risk when you do that.

Why make yourself a target? Why make anyone else an unwilling target?

I have felt for a very long time now that there has been a movement to push people away from Mayo's. It is painful to read and even more painful to say. I do not form this theory lightly, and I wouldn't say it unless I truly felt that it was affecting everything that we all used to enjoy so much.

The blog has been centered more and more on certain people. Whether it is they themselves who are being villainized or celebrated, I have become increasingly aware that the rotation is squarely around them. No longer is this blog about camaraderie, it's not about Family, or even is it about Mayo and his Lovelies.

There is no inclusion. There is no friendliness. There is no love, and no "home".

My mother said to me once "If you're being picked on for something, pay attention to what is being said. If it's the same thing over and over again, maybe it's something you should think about changing."

People will not conform to your expectations. They will not conform to your will. They will not take up your ideals, your thoughts, or your mentality. They especially will not tolerate attitude from anyone who attempts to lord over them.

If you seem to be the problem, look at them, and ask yourself what you plan to do. If the answer is "Nothing", then do not be surprised when the circle around you gets wider, and wider.

For those of you that complain about the divide in the House of Mayo, here's some of your reasons why. If anything can bring it back to what it was, I feel that fixing these problems would be a start.

They are not minor.

They are not going to be easy.


I think they can be worth it.


Do you?

-Amyranth.

Anonymous said...

The return of the martyr poet
part 10
This is getting old.

If you don't like it....leave.
Nobody is forcing you to stay.

Anonymous said...

"I have only, and will only ask for equality from everyone. Don't be a cunt unless you plan to accept cunt-like behaviour from everyone else.

Also, I apologise for my use of the c-word. Not everyone appreciates it.

-A

9/28/08 2:19 AM"


"If you can't have a POLITE discussion about anything, without resorting to name-calling, derogatory talk, or even threats, you do not even have a right to open your mouth.
"

Anonymous said...

sign in twisted sister, everybody knows you are the only one that LIKES the porchies

Anonymous said...

Clearly Amy missed Mayo's memo about his tired eyes and the long narratives.

Anonymous said...

Except..... AMY IS RIGHT. It's high time people stopped dancing around the truth!

Anonymous said...

AMY missed it? have you seen every post by kapu you tard?

gnothi seauton said...

Hi BC.

Are you feeling any better today?

Anonymous said...

This is the internet, darlings. Regardless of who you are, you should never provide information, or allow access to information that anyone can use to identify you offline. Ever. Period. You put yourself and everyone around you at serious risk when you do that."




And if people google your ass... so be it!

Anonymous said...

sign in twisted sister, everybody knows you are the only one that LIKES the porchies


You sign in.Did you forget?

Anonymous said...

4:39,

That's what I don't get. Is this drama going to happen every time someone gets their comment, photo, etc posted on the wall? Today's reaction is ridiculous.

4:38,

Ten-year olds might say that, but that's the only thing I wanted to say to the keep up anon.

Anonymous said...

kapu is a cunt, I SAID IT! everyone crucify me.

Anonymous said...

Clearly Mayo doesn't have a problem with the porchies. Your feeble attempts to convince him that the porchies are mean, mean girls isn't going to work.

Anonymous said...

If you can't have a POLITE discussion about anything, without resorting to name-calling, derogatory talk, or even threats, you do not even have a right to open your mouth.
"

Anonymous said...

I wish that this anon that keeps telling me to sign in,would do the same.

Anonymous said...

AMY missed it? have you seen every post by kapu you tard?

classy.

Anonymous said...

i, wish that twisted, sister, would sign, in. i would, but i, dont have, an account, sorry?

Anonymous said...

"Classy" is what you wouldn't call Kapu's blog. How come it's bad if Amyranth calls her out on acting like a cunt and getting treated like one (see that Kapu has posted YET ANOTHER poem after Amyranth made a point or saying that was PART OF THE PROBLEM and was disrespectful) but it is OK for Kap to have the word COCK in big letters on her blog and no one calls her on that.

Anonymous said...

yes!! ^

Anonymous said...

If you don't like those words then DON'T USE THEM and maybe someone won't use them against YOU.

Anonymous said...

i, wish that twisted, sister, would sign, in. i would, but i, dont have, an account, sorry?

Bullshit...i think you do, but if you don't why don't you make one?

Anonymous said...

Flower print shorts? is she still living in 1980's??

Anonymous said...

Twisted, grow some balls or gtfo.

Anonymous said...

4:43
Hold the door for me and I'll go.

Anonymous said...

The 'classy' comment was my response at being called a tard.

So you agree when Amy says:

If you can't have a POLITE discussion about anything, without resorting to name-calling, derogatory talk, or even threats, you do not even have a right to open your mouth.

But then you call me a tard.

If you believe Amy's words carry so much weight, why don't YOU follow them?

Hypocrisy much?

Anonymous said...

you want me to MAKE an account?ROFL i forgot, twisted sister doesnt have any friends. ill be your friend sister dont worry

Anonymous said...

I'm feeling much better GS, thanks for asking. How are you?

Anonymous said...

Twisted, grow some balls or gtfo.

October 1, 2008 4:56 PM



you grow some and sign in.You know it's me,wtf do i have to sign in for???

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Flower print shorts? is she still living in 1980's??

October 1, 2008 4:56 PM
LMFAO CLEARLY!

I want to sign her up for What Not To Wear.

Anonymous said...

Part of the problem is Amy ranting about 'family' in one breath while calling K a cunt in the other.

How does K having the word 'cock' on a photo in her blog disrupt Mayo's?

The word cock appears in the OPS Frank inspired porn blog, why aren't you bitching about that?

Anonymous said...

Are you seriously comparing Amyranth saying "cunt" about Kapu to Kapu having a picture of a jar on her blog?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Flower print shorts? is she still living in 1980's??

October 1, 2008 4:56 PM
LMFAO CLEARLY!

I want to sign her up for What Not To Wear.


ME TOO! The shorts, the god awful HAT. It's so funny but pathetic at the same time.

Anonymous said...

And the big black clunky shoes. PLEASE TRY TO STAY IN ONE ERA!

Anonymous said...

the reason why i post under anonymous is so that i cna kiss the porchies ass and when they lurk and read the comments they think they have 43574 different people missing them but they actually only have 1 LOL

Anonymous said...

Blogger Weaver Girl said...

While lost at "C" is the speed of this
I don't pretend to know



Is this a reference to being called Cunt?

Anonymous said...

you want me to MAKE an account?ROFL i forgot, twisted sister doesnt have any friends. ill be your friend sister dont worry

I think you are a coward..thats why YOU say you don't have an account. But i have plenty of friends,dont worry about me.

Anonymous said...

Neat, I'm comment 666 ^_^

Anonymous said...

Its no surprise that shes single and lonely.

Anonymous said...

She "could" be attractive, MAYBE, if she put some changes into herself. And stopped dressing like a moron.

Anonymous said...

the reason why i post under anonymous is so that i cna kiss the porchies ass and when they lurk and read the comments they think they have 43574 different people missing them but they actually only have 1 LOL

People will know that wasn't me.I know you want to be just like me ,but i'm sorry you can't.

Anonymous said...

ROFL IM THE COWARD, FER SURE. ok, you keep being pissed off that every one caught you, i can assure you i have no account but whatever you want to believe is ok!

Anonymous said...

Here i will give you a name...dipshit! I think that suits you.

gnothi seauton said...

Not too bad in general thanks BC. It's a bit suffocating in here though.


Excuse me for a minute, I forgot to say:

Good evening Mayo.

That's better. So, what's new? We had the emergency services at school today. One of the children managed to get her finger stuck in the hinge of the outside toy cupboard and had to be cut out.

I tell you, some children ...

Anonymous said...

no, im the real twisted sister! look at me see im signed in!

Anonymous said...

Go run and make you an account dipshit so i can know who i am talking to.

Anonymous said...

we're not gonna take it
oh no we ain't gonna take
we're not gonna take it anymore

Anonymous said...

make an account dipshit, i need more friends please

Anonymous said...

Im just jealous of twisted because I am mean and nasty! Im sorry that im such a dipshit

Anonymous said...

ROFL!

Anonymous said...

Oh yea i smell pretty bad to. I wish that i could be more like twisted!!LOL!

Anonymous said...

i wanna rock
i wanna rock

Anonymous said...

Thats why i always want twisted to sign in. I love her so much, it breaks my heart she will not be my buddy!!

Anonymous said...

Is this a reference to being called Cunt?

Acknowledging this and even commenting on it makes me weak and pathetic and i am feeding animals, but...................................................................please try and get an good ecucation....

For yourself.....



and also of the future of mankind.





















I thank you.

*bows*

Anonymous said...

lmaooooo omg twisted sister how old are you meng, seriously i feel bad for you

Anonymous said...

ecucation = education..


sorry about that.

Anonymous said...

Dee Snyder is that you?

Anonymous said...

"try and get an good ecucation...."


LMAO the irony. THIS is the stupid people who defend the day crew.

If your so smart why don't you just TELL us instead of saying "get an good education' you dip shit!

Anonymous said...

Can we try to bump the shit "poem" off the blog please??? This is in DIRECT OPPOSITION to what Amyranth suggested and I think it was done just to bother her.

Anonymous said...

Twisted Sister can i have your autograph please? i have all of your albums.

Anonymous said...

Twisted Sister can i have your autograph please? i have all of your albums.

October 1, 2008 5:17 PM



Sorry but i cant be bothered..i also cant give out hugs

Anonymous said...

This is in DIRECT OPPOSITION to what Amyranth suggested and I think it was done just to bother her.


I think you overestimate the amount of time K spends thinking about Amy and what Amy wants.

Anonymous said...

5:20

when did you turn into Gerard Way?

Anonymous said...

C is the speed of light in a vacuum.

'Education Anon' has a point. I fear for the future.

Anonymous said...

lmaooooo omg twisted sister how old are you meng, seriously i feel bad for you

October 1, 2008 5:14 PM



Admit it you love me. I wont tell.

Anonymous said...

When i got all jaded.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry GS :(

Second anon 5:14,

Hahaha, that is not Dee Snyder.

I'm sorry, that was funny.

Anonymous said...

C is the speed of light in a vacuum.

'Education Anon' has a point. I fear for the future.



Like you didn't just look that up. Like KAPU didn't.

Anonymous said...

Dee Synder would never call anybody dickweed. He has more class than that.

Anonymous said...

while I leave this lettered kiss,





yeah, you're kissing Mayo. You wish.

Anonymous said...

i wanna kiss Mayo

Twisted Sister said...

Dee Synder would never call anybody dickweed. He has more class than that.

i didn't call anyone dickweed.

Anonymous said...

Hey twisted.

Anonymous said...

It looks like you'll have to pry the poet off him first.

Anonymous said...

Twisted Sister are you going on tour?

Anonymous said...

i kissed Mayo and i liked it
the taste of his cherry chap stick

Twisted Sister said...

Hi ye bc, I thought i had better sign in, so someone would't copy me. HA HA!

Anonymous said...

Like you didn't just look that up. Like KAPU didn't.

Lmao, well what kept YOU from looking up it instead of bitching to everybody and making wild speculations if it was so easy to figure out?

Anonymous said...

A good thing you're not Dee Synder then. Somebody called somebody dickweed. That's how they got the name. Dee Synder wouldn't tell anyone to stick their head in a bucket of ticks either. He got over saying things like that when he 15. That wasn't you either was it.

Twisted Sister said...

Twisted Sister are you going on tour?


Yes pretty soon.We are going to be the opening act for msi. It's going to be called the twisted stink tour!

Anonymous said...

Go eat a bag of assholes.

Twisted Sister said...

A good thing you're not Dee Synder then. Somebody called somebody dickweed. That's how they got the name. Dee Synder wouldn't tell anyone to stick their head in a bucket of ticks either. He got over saying things like that when he 15. That wasn't you either was it.



No that wasn't me.

Anonymous said...

He got over saying things like that when he was 14.

Anonymous said...

Go eat a bag of dicks.

Twisted Sister said...

Go eat a bag of assholes.

October 1, 2008 5:40 PM

i didn't say that either.

Anonymous said...

Go eat a bag of dicks.

Is that you Heather?

Anonymous said...

He was about 12 when he over using that one.

Twisted Sister said...

Where did my friend go? Maybe she is making that account that she doesns't have....

Anonymous said...

Okay, wtf did I just stumble into?

*backs away slowly towards the exit*

Anonymous said...

Go eat a bag of chips

Anonymous said...

Go eat a bag of cookies

Anonymous said...

Cookies and chips. Now we're talking.

gnothi seauton said...

Okay, I'm off. It's too juvenile in here for me.

Good evening Mayo.
Good evening BC.

Bye Twisted.
Bye Leprechauns.

TTFN

Anonymous said...

Is this a reference to being called Cunt?


Are you kidding me? Haven't you ever heard of E = MC2???

Anonymous said...

E = Meat Wallet

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

while I leave this lettered kiss,





yeah, you're kissing Mayo. You wish.

October 1, 2008 5:30 PM"



It sounded like a good bye poem. Surely she can kiss her friend before going. If you are going to begrudge her that then you are very mean.

Anonymous said...

E = MC Hammer

Anonymous said...

It only took 5 days to figure that one out. Quick.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't M be meat wallet?

Anonymous said...

i can see Russia from my house.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight GS. Sorry about the mess in here :(

Anonymous said...

It sounded like a good bye poem. Surely she can kiss her friend before going. If you are going to begrudge her that then you are very mean.


Mayo is probably throwing up.

Anonymous said...

I can't.

Anonymous said...

shit

Anonymous said...

You can't shit?

Anonymous said...

yup yup

Anonymous said...

ice ice baby

Anonymous said...

Okay. Seriously, what is going on in here? It's like walking into the apocalypse or something.

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

Some of you anons sure make me laugh sometimes.

Anonymous said...

Oops, there goes another double comment. Fucking blogger :/

6:14, basically you just entered hell :(

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay. Seriously, what is going on in here? It's like walking into the apocalypse or something.

October 1, 2008 6:14 PM




The porchies left in in masse. Amyranth posted on her blog that she thought it was their fault the blog was the way it was days after they left. Some anons copied her words here and to discussmayo. Kapu came back to write a good bye poem to Mayo. Mayo posted Fimble Star's story about a homeless man. OPJ shit a brick. The anons went crazy in masse. Porchies got called "cunt" alot. Name calling happened. Then it turned to conversations about cookies and shitting or not shitting.

Anonymous said...

Whoever said about wanting this blog to go back to the where it was before, honestly, I doubt that will ever happen.

Anonymous said...

The porchies left in in masse (because they were pissed off at Mayo for posting at night and talking to the night crew bitches and not defending Kapunua for calling somebody dickweed). Amyranth posted (her feelings about how this blog had become what it is) on her blog that she thought it was their (namecalling people who have no respect for the opinions of others, continue to poke, jab and bully or treat them as if they are invisible)fault the blog was the way it was days after they left. Some anons copied her words here and to discussmayo. Kapu came back to write a good bye poem to Mayo (happened after Fimble Star's story was posted). Mayo posted Fimble Star's story about a homeless man (happened first). OPJ shit a brick (was hurt). The anons went crazy in masse. Porchies got called "cunt" alot. (But didn't get called dickweed, lazy, worthless, idiots or told to stick their head in a bucket of ticks or get themselves aborted) Name calling happened. Then it turned to conversations about cookies and shitting or not shitting.

resurrected wreck said...

>_<

Anonymous said...

The porchies left in in masse (because they were pissed off at Mayo for posting at night and talking to the night crew bitches and not defending Kapunua for calling somebody dickweed)




Where did they say that? I'm pretty sure they were all on after Mayo came on.

Anonymous said...

me too resurrected wreck
>_<

Anonymous said...

Face it. Poems and "character games" are what made the blog the shit that it is. Only few people have the courage to say that.

Anonymous said...

That and stupid baby talk.

"
Our piccie is up on the main page. Can you seez it?"


WTF is that, really?

Anonymous said...

You want to fix things at Mayonaise's? Why not give the stage to someone else once in awhile? Constant self-centered posts, be they about what you're doing every exact second of every day, or posts as "Random Televison Character" really monopolize the conversation. Is that fair to anyone? Nope.

What's that? Scroll past it? You know, that would be a genius idea, if it didn't make up 75% of the blog replies. Ignore, ignore all you want, but it is still there. It's still used to derail current topics of conversation. It's used to force people to stop talking, and it's used for attention. It's beyond pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I'm eating dinner! I'm taking a shower! I'm Fox mulder! I'm painting my toenails! I'm watching House! I'm going to the bathroom!

It NEVER ends and I have to agree with Amyranth. I really think that if people step back and pay attention to her words, and APOLOGIZE for the endless "daily updates" and poems and baby talk and shit, it can get better.

Anonymous said...

RW, me too, and this: >:(

Here's a big squeezy hug to you and second anon 6:37 *squeeze*

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, BC :)

*squeeze!*

How are you today?

Anonymous said...

All I know is that K's updates and poems were far more interesting than toujours pretending to be a cat and amy going on about how much she likes to drink and OPJ's bitching about, well, everything. Oh, and Elena's annoying drivel about never, ever feeling like anything is okay.

I miss mustard talking about music and posting links to bands I didn't know about.

Can't say I miss Solly's rambling, but she seems like a sweet kid.

Twisted Sister said...

Face it. Poems and "character games" are what made the blog the shit that it is. Only few people have the courage to say that



Why are you still blaming them? If you haven't noticed, they left several days ago. Look around. This place has gotten worse if anything.You guys are blaming the wrong people. I guess you have something against having fun.

Anonymous said...

It's not FUN if it hurts other people. K's "updates" on her life, her poems and her pictures and her movie quotes obviously HURT many people. Actually they were all a part of that, I think. No one ever apologized, least of all to us anons or to Amyranth. They never apologized to the OPS for the offenses against them either.

Anonymous said...

And dont' forget Kapu macking on Mayo tonight either in a last ditch effort to get him!

Anonymous said...

Funny how Mayo has posted comments from 4 of the people you all call "porchies" and only one from a member of the so-called "day crew".

Oh, yeah. If I were the porchies I'd be really upset over that.

Not.


OPJ and Amy are the butt hurt ones.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, TS :)

Anonymous said...

"I'm cooking stir fry veggies and I'm skipping Kung Fu because I pulled the muscles in both of my thighs really badly. I couldn't hardly sit on the toilet this morning. O_O"


That got written on the porch not much after Amyranth's words on what SHOULDN'T be said got posted over there. She does it on purpose. Do we really need to know you coulnd't sit on the toilet??

Vivienne said...

Hi everyone,

Here we go..

I am a white flag

It's a movement I respect, I think there needs to be a little more understanding and compassion.

If anyone has a problem with that, please, come to my blog and tear me a new one.
I'm sorry that I don't hold hatred for anyone, I guess that's just me.

I think there are enough assholes out there.
But you know what? I don't hate them either, it's their deal, not mine.

It does however make me feel a little sick that anyone would feel the need to drag part of my life here.
I am not Vivienne here, I am cupcake, because I don't want some of the vicious bile spitting people that come here to know who I am. Why? because I have enough in my life that makes me sad, that makes me hurt. I don't need anymore.

So thank you, you've made me feel very uncomfortable, not because I've been 'outed' as a white flag, but because clearly some people have no concept of privacy.
Thanks for making my life one part harder. Yes, I'm sensitive, but I'll get over it. I always do.

xoxo cupcake

Anonymous said...

People will not conform to your expectations. They will not conform to your will. They will not take up your ideals, your thoughts, or your mentality. They especially will not tolerate attitude from anyone who attempts to lord over them.

If you seem to be the problem, look at them, and ask yourself what you plan to do. If the answer is "Nothing", then do not be surprised when the circle around you gets wider, and wider.

For those of you that complain about the divide in the House of Mayo, here's some of your reasons why. If anything can bring it back to what it was, I feel that fixing these problems would be a start.

They are not minor.

They are not going to be easy.


I think they can be worth it.


Do you?

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Cupcake :)

Anonymous said...

I'm okay RW, thanks. How about you?

Vivienne said...

Hello RW, how are you?

resurrected wreck said...

Not bad, thank you, BC. I felt a bit ill this morning, but that's mostly gone now.

resurrected wreck said...

Pretty good, thanks, Cupcake :) How are you today?

Cookiebelle. said...

So I leave for an hour and the weapons of mass destruction are unleashed?

Really?

Twisted Sister said...

And before i get slaughtered for taking up for just the (porchies) like i always do (but i could care less)I miss everyone.The day crew and the night crew, whatever crew. I miss coming in the morning and hear everyones good morning(Work sucks enough ,the good mornings made my day) If i had a bad day, i knew i wasn't the only one.Now when i come on here i'm greeted with a smart remark from an anon! This place IS NOT the same.

MissTottenham said...

Hi guys, just popping in for a quickie.

I miss you all loads.

Thanks to everyone who gave their condolences over Laura. Thanks to everyone who took time to think about Laura today. And thanks to everyone who put a tribute to Laura on their blogs.I'm very
grateful. It would take so long to name you all individually. So, I'd like to say one huge

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH

It was Laura's funeral today. I hope it wasn't too bad for everyone there. She was cremated as was my dad and my gran. One thing that makes me sad about cremations is that it is so final, your loved one is not only gone but their body doesn't even exist on this planet anymore. That's hard.


On a brighter note:


I finished the course. It was so much fun. I will tell all about it when I get home.

Can't wait to chat properly.

See you soon, miss you all.

Nighty night xxxxxxxx

Vivienne said...

I've been better RW, but I have a good weekend coming up ahead of me.
I'm just on earlier than usual because I'm going into the hospital today,and decided to check my blog on a whim.
I hear you were feeling ill, what a pain!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry about the shit thrown at you cupcake :(

I think what you're doing for the white flag is a awesome thing. Don't let anons belittle that, or you. You're an amazing person with a caring heart for others.

resurrected wreck said...

Great news about your course, Miss T :)

And condolences again on Laura.

I hope to chat with you soon :)

resurrected wreck said...

I get air pressure migraines, Cupcake. That's all it was.

Are you going to the hospital to see your Grandad?

resurrected wreck said...

I have a good weekend coming up too, Cupcake :)

What have you got planned?

Anonymous said...

RW, you got sick? I'm glad you're feeling better. Miss T!! I miss you! I hope you're okay.

Hi again cookiebelle, TS, the blog hasn't been the same for months now.

Vivienne said...

Thank you BC. *hugs* I hope you're well?

RW, yes, my Grandfather, in fact I have to go now.

Miss T, just hugs and love for you hun.

xoxo cupcake

Twisted Sister said...

I know bc, i just hate all of the finger pointing

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Cookiebelle :)

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night, Cupcake :)

Twisted Sister said...

sorry that you have been sick rw. I think with the change in weather everyone has come down with something!

resurrected wreck said...

Thanks, TS :) It's just air pressure headaches, so once the weather settles it'll be fine.

resurrected wreck said...

I know bc, i just hate all of the finger pointing

And all the "this blog would be good again if everyone did what I wanted". Never going to happen, I'm afraid.

Twisted Sister said...

I hear you rw! It seems like almost a power struggle.

resurrected wreck said...

Back in a bit...

sister midnite said...

So let's see if I have this straight... there are the oh-SEW-EVIL Porchies, and then there are the 'day crew' and the 'night crew'.

What the fuck is wrong with so many of you people? Did your mothers drop you on your heads as babies, or does being a waste of flesh come naturally?

I'll be the first to admit that I've said some pretty negative things since May's blog was born. But you people are making me look like Little Miss Mary fucking Sunshine.

Where do ANY of you get off judging the other bloggers? Is your life so sweet & perfect that you're qualified to judge anyone else here??

Not everybody here is going to like everyone else. But bitching about people on SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOG is the epitome of has no class'. You have a problem? Tell it the person you have the problem with. Posting as an anon saying, "I hate K" or "Solly needs help" or "Toujours' feet smell" is worse than childish: it's pathetic.

I don't give a fuck WHAT you prefer to read or not read. Some people like to talk about potatoes; others like to post poetry. If you don't like it, then skip it. But be a grown-up, and quit whining about the person doing something you don't like. No one is here to please you.

At this point, there's only one thing that would make the blog better. And unfortunately, that one thing is, Blog-B-Gone.

RIP Mayo's.

resurrected wreck said...

Indeed, TS!

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Sis M! :)

Twisted Sister said...

RIP Mayo's.


Sad but true.

Anonymous said...

Well at least Amy only tells the regulars what she wants them to do. She isn't constantly badgering Mayo.

resurrected wreck said...

Frankly, I think Mayo's had been gone for a while now.

resurrected wreck said...

I wasn't actually talking about Amy, but whatever.

Twisted Sister said...

Well at least Amy only tells the regulars what she wants them to do.


Why do we need to be told what to do? To hell with that.

Anonymous said...

I'm okay cupcake thanks. Sweet dreams. Me too TS.

Twisted Sister said...

and i'm sure amy didn't say that.Anons are just twisting her words....again

Twisted Sister said...

well, i gotta run. Good talking to you bc!

Anonymous said...

I don't give a fuck WHAT you prefer to read or not read. Some people like to talk about potatoes; others like to post poetry. If you don't like it, then skip it. But be a grown-up, and quit whining about the person doing something you don't like. No one is here to please you."


There has been a lot of talk over at Mayo's about how to "fix things".

Well, I've got a few ideas, and I can guarantee that very few people are going to like them.

You want to fix things at Mayonaise's? Why not give the stage to someone else once in awhile? Constant self-centered posts, be they about what you're doing every exact second of every day, or posts as "Random Televison Character" really monopolize the conversation. Is that fair to anyone? Nope.

What's that? Scroll past it? You know, that would be a genius idea, if it didn't make up 75% of the blog replies. Ignore, ignore all you want, but it is still there.

Anonymous said...

In the VERY NEXT BREATH,

People will not conform to your expectations. They will not conform to your will. They will not take up your ideals, your thoughts, or your mentality. They especially will not tolerate attitude from anyone who attempts to lord over them.

Fimble Star said...

Good evening.

Mayo – You placed my story up, well thank you. I see it has upset a large amount of people here so please feel free to take it down if it carries on. Oh and you could of helped me out there mate, we all know how bad my grammar and spellings are so you could of corrected it for me :) Thank you.

Miss T – great to see you back; I am glad you had fun and look forward to chatting to you. Maybe we can meet up one day in mancy town and go for coffee? It will be sooner rather than later, trust me :)

Twisted - Yee Haa

Anybody about?

Anonymous said...

If you can't have a POLITE discussion about anything, without resorting to name-calling, derogatory talk, or even threats, you do not even have a right to open your mouth.

Blogger Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

Why do you all think Mayo picked the stupidest most obssessed person to 'lead you'..... why do you think???


Because she was so far up his arse that he couldn't think of anyone else?

Okay, sorry. But if you had SEEN some of the stuff I started typing last night...

Can't stop a charging bull.

-Amyranth

November 14, 2007 9:56 PM


Amyranth said...

Shame in me said...

I barely thought about it except to wonder how many comments BC had deleted.


She is not a girl who is on the level. And that is what concerns me the greatest.

-Amyranth

November 14, 2007 11:58 PM


Amyranth said...

MarthaJones said...

people have free will and they made their choices it wasn't forced on them to do this.


No, people actually can just be born shitheads apparently.

-A

November 14, 2007 1:52 AM


Amyranth said...

BC-

You FORGIVE us?

You're not ANGRY AT US?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

What the HELL did ANY of us EVER do to you?!

Somebody fucking CALLED YOU OUT last night, and who put on her mask and stepped into battle?! ME!

I wouldn't have cared if you had some stupid schoolgirl crush on some goddamn celebrity and were heartbroken about it, and do you know why?

That shit doesn't matter to me.

Don't make it sound like we wronged you, because we just got fooled.

- Amyranth

November 14, 2007 1:57 AM

Amyranth said...

Alright, fine. Apparently, without asking The Master of The House, I won't get a straight fucking answer out of ANYONE.


So, Mayo. You haven't been straight with me once.

Well, no. That's a lie. Just earlier you told me that you've never "been Careful". I should have guessed. Thanks for noticing my assumption. Maybe now you'll notice how upset you've made most of us.

While we're at it, was the finger pointing you referred to from earlier, or is the finger pointing that's about to start.

Ball up Mayo. If you actually have any, feel free to reply with a real answer.

Or are you capable of that?

-Amyranth

November 14, 2007 2:54 AM

ergoproxy said...

good morning all

well good to see the blog is still as enjoyable as usual *coughnotcough*

hi BC TS Cupcake CB
and anons

you know saying a blog is all about someone then spending hours talking about them in any way is just doing what you're complaining about.

Anonymous said...

Take care TS.

The only thing I'm really glad is that I stopped being emotionally invested in this blog a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

Who were the guard dogs to question and attack every person who walked through the door? They never liked anyone who questioned their self appointed authority. They never liked anyone who called them on their bullish tactics. They separated themselves from this blog. That was their choice when they started alienating everyone who would not fall into line with their way of seeing and doing things. They alienated most of the people here and then they cut themselves off. That's what happened here.

resurrected wreck said...

*tackles Fimmy*

Anonymous said...

7:34,

I remember. It's funny how things changed in a year, huh? No matter what your purpose is for posting that, I still consider Amy my friend.

ergoproxy said...

how are you today BC?

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