Saturday, August 30, 2008

Manifestation Monster

Wax and wane, spit out the profane
He found it fit to sit and complain.
And in the shit still, remain
Spirit coursing diligent, but in vain.

He is unraveling spools for the core.
He is unknown: “The Word Whore”
Has every opportunity for more,
But now at last he has become the boar.

p.s. not even (a lex icon) the sharpest ink will get you out of that paper bag.


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Anonymous said...

*is reminded of a song*

...I wish the world was a lot like you.
I wish the world would know me through
Another opportunity to approach you,
Another telepathic rendezvous.
I wish you well with your walkin' and joggin'.
You got a double sided lexicon.
I got to try to keep your attention,
Gotta write using less emoticons.
I gotta figure out the snooze alarm.
I wanna lay in a place 'til dawn.
I wanna play in the park, c'mon.
Now let me see your other upper eschelon...

--Coyotes

It has absolutely nothing to do with this place, but "lex icon" reminded me of it. It's a good song, pretty groovy. :)

Later, folks! Later, Mayo! Later, SS!

Anonymous said...

dwarf invasion

Anonymous said...

“Bodysnatchers 4 ever”

A 2nd chance, take a life, another mission To steal a kiss from borrowed lips To taste your prison It feels like a lifetime Of leaving bodies on the sidelines I swear to God girl you're never gonna regret this Close your eyes this will only take a second Though these veins are borrowed This heart only beats for you 1, 2, 3, 4 They're shells disposable Oh so expendible Shut it out of your pretty mind They never cared for you Here's our shot to insight a revolution They don't deserve to live We are our revolution These veins are borrowed This shell is borrowed A new life after death It's fucking perfect Don't you fear They'll never hurt us darling These veins are borrowed 1, 2, 3, 4 They're shells disposable Oh so expendible Shut it out They never cared for you How could you shed a tear? Don't worry old girl Dry the tears from your eyes Something better is bound to come around sometime Let's Go This face means nothing These hands feel nothing These lungs are empty These eyes are blind This face means nothing These hands feel nothing But I'm here and this heart is yours Our love never dies ...






Punk Central will be nonoperational while I'm gone. Please feel free to leave a message, though, and I'll see it when I get back.

"Something better is bound to come around sometime..."

Yes. Your words...so true.





They really believe SS is Frank. They have no problem spreading it around to the internet. And they really feel like they have a special claim on him.

I would worry about SS...IF SS was Frank. But instead I just worry about Frank with these two coming after him!

Anonymous said...

I didn't write this but I agree and I hope that there is someone her with a connection to the band that can tell Frank to watch his back.

Yes, keep an eye out. If you stop to talk to these 2 disturbed women you will regret it. They will no doubt be inappropriately over familiar in their words and actions and try and get way too close. They will disrespect your boundaries and invade your personal space, making overtly lewd sexual remarks and suggestions. They will behave irrationally and possessively to try and take up all your time and stop other fans getting to meet you and are likely to make a scene or get violent if they feel you are moving on too quickly to the next person. Don't even think about any PDA with your beautiful wife in front of them, who knows where their fury might lead. They have no shame. Stay well away from them.

toujours said...

i'm tired of this.

listen, anons. i've met the op's. we were all at the st. louis show together, and afterwards, i stood with them in the line to meet frank. i have personally witnessed how they are when they are face-to-face with frank iero.

they are polite, and respectful of the fact that he has very little time to meet everyone. in no way, shape, or form do they act in any way close to what has been suggested.

they were actually very sweet and a bit shy talking with him, as i recall.

what irritates me about this latest attack is that it took me so long to speak up, but i was leery of saying anything on the subject because i know full well my words will most likely be dismissed as coming from the other crazy fangirl on the blog.

it also bothers me that anyone is seriously suggesting an mcr fan would act like this -- i've been in a lot of after-show meet&greet lines now, and no matter how excitable and giddy the fans are while waiting, once a bandmember is going through the line, everyone becomes very courteous. mcr fans are really a great bunch of people. i'm proud of the fact that most (if not all!) of my current circle of friends are people i have met through mcr in one way or another, and that includes the op's.

so just lay off, please.




anyway, it's time for me to get off the computer again!

i had a quick question to ask, though -- it's a bit of a longshot, but there was this artist i saw when i was at the metropolitan museum of art in new york, and i can't remember his name. his work was in the modern art gallery (i think) and i really liked it -- his paintings are landscapes, but had words that seemed to float up out of the underlying layers of paint. it was very cool. all i remember is that he's an american artist, and one currently producing. it's not much to go on, but maybe someone would know his name?

*sigh*

i'll keep looking.


gotta go now, but i'll see you all later! have a good day, everyone!

bye, blogbelieve!

bye, mayo. :)

Anonymous said...

strange....

The OPS said that they didn't meet Frank that time.

Anonymous said...

October Surprise could affect elections.

The surprise scenario presumes the deliberate creation of a national security crisis by a small group of persons or even one person. Control over the American election may be purely incidental to the event or the surprise may be an effort deliberately focused on American politics. Either way, it is an "October Surprise" by consequence.


I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR ABOUT A YEAR.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

elena said...

Tire blew out nice man helped in grain vally mo at wal mart getting tire

Anonymous said...

In much cooler news:

Amazing water display!

Hi Elena, hi TJ!

Anonymous said...

PP, thank you! Thanks for checking out those pics. I so would love Pasifika. ^_^

Anonymous said...

My pants, though cool, are really uncomfortable.

Anonymous said...

Hello Jules! I iz taking a break for a second.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and Elena! Be careful driving all that way! I don't know how in the hell I made it to Birmingham without a blowout. O_o

Jennicula said...

Yay! Lunch break for me.

Anonymous said...

Hiya Jenn!

Anonymous said...

PRINCESSSSS and JENNNNN!

How are you guys?

Jennicula said...

Hey guys! How are you?

Anonymous said...

Hey you guys, check this out, I just switched vets. :D

I had to make an appointment for the dogs so I could board them in two weeks when I go away. (AND WILL HANG OUT WITH SOLLY, PRINCESS AND FIMBLE HO!) They need their check -up and vaccs anyway (the dogs, not Princess, Solly and Fimble,) and at The Bad Place it was always a fly-by: because I never had to pay, the care was less than stellar. They gave Haku all his shots at once and he had an extreme allergic reaction; because they did it all at once no one knows what his allergy is. Also, Ex Douche sent Trisky home on buffered aspirin three times when, in fact, she had cancer. So I more or less had switched vets even while I was was still working there, but the vet I was using wasn't a permanent one (and believe me, Douche was less than happy to find out that I was taking her somewhere better and he let me know it, ON THE DAY that the other place finally diagnosed her with cancer. Ahhh, the things I could never talk about before.)

Anyway, their appointment with the new vet is Friday at 11. In the meanwhile, the new clinic has to call The Bad Place and get their records faxed over. El Oh El, I hope that happens when Douche is there so he can see them going through. Ouch. ^_^

Jennicula said...

Your old vet won't charge you to release those docs will they?

Anonymous said...

Gah! Wouldn't you like to see his face?

>.<

Anonymous said...

I don't think that was their policy. Also, if one of my friends who still works there gets it, there shouldn't be a problem.

Anonymous said...

On second thought, no you prolly don't wanna see his face!

Anonymous said...

See his face? I'd love to step on his face, but I'd settle for just seeing it when those files leave him. ;)

He was so angry with me the day I went for a second opinion on Trisky.

Jennicula said...

What the?

Blooger ate my words, dammit.

Basically K, and not as well written I might add, you are better off not going to a tool.

Anonymous said...

I'll never forget that Friday. I was at DM, with you guys, remember? December 6th. The whole story of that day is clear as crystal. Her EKG had just come back and she was cleared for sedation to be X Rayed. I had told Douche over and over again that she wouldn't need sedation; that something was up with her leg and she would definitely hold still long enough to see any possible injuries. But he refused and kept giving her buffered aspirin which was making her sick.

That day when her EKG came back I called Mummy and Daddy K at home and asked if they could rush her to the other place while I was at work, because the sooner the better. I had a bad feeling about it.

Well, Douche heard me say that over the phone and he said, "What, my X rays aren't good enough for you?"

I was like, "Please don't bother me over this."

Then it was a few hours later when I called the other place--still from work--and found out that she had cancer. And then I told all you guys. Remember that? Awful day.

Awful day made worse by that douche giving me a hard time.

Anonymous said...

Whoa, wtf, Blogger ate a huge one.

Jenn, you are too right. All I feel is relief.

Jennicula said...

I remember that day, it was just awful. There was nothing I could do to help ease your pain.

So I ate chocolate.

Anonymous said...

When in doubt, that does seem to be the most reasonable answer, I agree. :)

Anonymous said...

You guys, check this out.

Vogue’s Fashion Photos Spark Debate in India.

An old woman missing her upper front teeth holds a child in rumpled clothes — who is wearing a Fendi bib (retail price, about $100).
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In Vogue India magazine, a child from a poor family modeled a Fendi bib, which costs about $100.


A man modeled a Burberry umbrella in Vogue that costs about $200. Some 456 million Indians live on less than $1.25 a day.

A family of three squeezes onto a motorbike for their daily commute, the mother riding without a helmet and sidesaddle in the traditional Indian way — except that she has a Hermès Birkin bag (usually more than $10,000, if you can find one) prominently displayed on her wrist.

Elsewhere, a toothless barefoot man holds a Burberry umbrella (about $200)...

Vogue India editor Priya Tanna’s message to critics of the August shoot: “Lighten up,” she said in a telephone interview. Vogue is about realizing the “power of fashion” she said, and the shoot was saying that “fashion is no longer a rich man’s privilege. Anyone can carry it off and make it look beautiful,” she said.




IS ANYONE ELSE HERE THINKING OF ZOOLANDER?!

Derelicte!

Jennicula said...

Well, dang it, back to the trenches for me..

Hang loose, baby!

Anonymous said...

Maybe I wanna hang tight. ;D

Have a good rest of the day, Jenn!

Fimble Star said...

Good afternoon everyone, whoop whoop. The sun is shining and the rain is coming in but hey, its September baby.

Solly and Smok, did you see us in the video, how bizarre, how bizare, how bizarre. Totally crazy nations :)

Anyhoot, 3 more storms and they are all named, one due to hit my town around Friday so bring it on Hanna, ohhhh its so crazy and exciting.


Have a lovely day one and all and dont forget, dont get to hot!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone.

This is something I just said to a bunch of my friends in the old MCR fandom. Now I want to say it here too because..... I just haven't been around. Except I am cutting some of it out so you all understand what I'm talking about. Some of it was just to them. ANyway....

So much has changed since then. I lost my grand father which I knew was coming but didn't make it any easier.

But it didn't change the fact that I miss all you ladies that I used to talk to through the MCR fandom.

Too much has changed with MCR. I'm so sorry to say that. I can't have the feelings I once held for them. Gerard is a totally different person now. I still have respect for Frank and the other guys. Leathermouth isn't my kind of music but I am really glad that Frank is doing music at all and saying great things. He still stands for something.

Gerard...... I don't have the respect I had for him. He changed too much. Now he seems like any other rock star. Insulting women, renting monkeys, living in LA.... I saw him start to change last summer.

But.... I never thought he would really end up like that. I thought he was going through a phase. Now he is that person and I don't respect him anymore. or even really like him. I find it hard to listen to MCR.

I deeply apologize. I miss you all. I hope you are all doing really good.

Love,

Fiona

Anonymous said...

Fimble Starrrrr! Blow that storm away, okay?

FWHOOOOOOO!

Hi, Fiona! It's good to read you again. I know just how you feel.

Hey guys, I just remembered my dream. It was about Frank.

In my dream, I was at some sort of dock where Leathermouth was playing. There was a ship like the one in the X Files episode that I watched last night. Frank was walking around and I asked him if he wanted me to read his Mah Jongg cards to see how his show was going to go and he said okay.

So I spread out all the Mah Jongg cards and had him start to turn them over. (Time was short because he had to go on stage and the dock was moving so I was afraid the cards would get lost.)

As he turned them over, he kept getting one card again and again: the Lotus card. It's shown with a newborn child on it.

I remember telling him, "This could be you, starting over, or it could mean Jamia is going to get preggers!"

Then he kept getting what's called Guardian cards which I thought was really odd and really cool.

I remember that I didn't finish the reading because he had to go on stage and I had to wake up.

Anyway, it was kind of a neat dream. :)

Anonymous said...

That is cool, K!

Anonymous said...

New Leathermouth Myspace blog


Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Tour Update!

Hey everyone,

We just wanted to post a quick little tour update. Well where do we start. We are just about halfway through the tour and we can't stress how much of a great time it has been so far. The clubs, the crowds and all the S//C people that have come out has just been overwhelming. We can't thank you all enough. Thank you for making these shows unbelievably fun. We are in Minneapolis today making our way back to the East coast. So East coasters, get ready. Because here we come! We would love to see pictures & videos of the shows and not just a close up of a certain someones earlobe. So get them up there!

Again, we can't thank you all enough for all the support and love you have shown us all on this tour. It's truly appreciated. More updates coming soon.

Sincerely,
Eddie, Frank, Rob & John
L.M. X's & O's

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh!!! I wanna go back again!!!!

Not fair! Not fair!

Anonymous said...

BEEF CURTAINS!

ergoproxy said...

good morning!


poor elena tye blowout is not good, thank goodness for nice men

hi K smoke mustard fimble jen anon fiona

Anonymous said...

Hi Ergo,

Have you heard from Wendy yet?

ergoproxy said...

no not yet :[

I'm sure she's fine but it's hard to wait
If she has no power and her phone is flat she won't be able to recharge it
and I heard some levees outside NO are being shored up and she is right near one so it may be a busy time.
I'm sure she's thinking about the fact she hasn't been able to get in touch too


how are you?

Anonymous said...

I'm well thanks.

It must have been a very scary time for her. I hope she is okay.

ergoproxy said...

I bet it was anon

I'll check my emails during the day, but I don't know if I can risk getting onto blogger, seeing as I'm a t a school and every website gets logged, I don't want to find out it's considered inappropriate.

ergoproxy said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

strange....

The OPS said that they didn't meet Frank that time.

September 2, 2008 11:35 AM




Hmmmmmm well you must have missed it, because they did say

Anonymous said...

I swear to God, if MCR were to ever disband, these two should do stand-up.

Totally old, but still too damn hilarious, Australia interview Pt. 1 and Pt. 2.

ergoproxy said...

mustard that was a great interview

*polishes knuckles on blouse as it was aussie*

closely followed by the "blowj" question one, and the infamous "nickname" one (I syill don't believe Uncle Jiggy at all

ergoproxy said...

syill=still

ergoproxy said...

I'm off to work have a good day everyone

Oh and
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MAYO!! seeing as it is Wed 3rd here already!

Anonymous said...

Pinky: part deux

Anonymous said...

All of you should check out this really old interview the guys did for Burning Angel. It's pretty funny too.

Anonymous said...

Burning Angel is essentially a porn website. Of course, the guys did that interview before Gerard developed his (fake) anti-exploitation policy towards women.

Fimble Star said...

Why do i think of beano when i see him with pink hair and the black and white striped jumper.

Oh well

Hello everyone :)

Anonymous said...

Oh man, Anonymous, I just watched that! Not just, but you know!




You guys remember that picture I found a few weeks ago that reminded me of Mayo's post, the one where he threw his shadow against the wall?

Well, I found another one somehow. Mainly because Google is this fantasmagora (totally made it an adjective) of crazy cool shit.

Here it is! This one reminds me of how when Mayo said that he wanted more time. Totally awesome picture, right?

Anonymous said...

Fim!

Hey!

Fimble Star said...

hey there slash,
Whats cookin?

Your picture reminds me of a scene from Men in Black. The one where will smith is running after that alien at the start of the film.

Anonymous said...

Gerard could be the Cheshire Cat in that pic. Too Cute!

Amyranth said...

Lex Luthor?

Hm. I didn't know he HAD hair.

Fimble Star said...

Maybe he wants to be like audrey kitching? or maybe not.

Amyranth said...

*blinks*

Wait, what?

The one year anniversary of this place is tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Young Lex Luthor had red hair.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget about the GER-Z "wedding" anniversary.

Anonymous said...

After college, my best friend at the time had that exact same hair color. She kept hers that shade of red, and mine changed from green to blue to purple to wannabe dreads to wrapped up in a kerchief. OMG, my hair and I have had adventures. I was always trying to do something new with it.

OH HAI GUISE! My cousin and Boychild came over.

Are you guys AIMing, you sluts? I need to take a shizzower then, if you all are on, I'll jump on, too.

Anonymous said...

And Splash, that pic is the bomb! What's it from?

Amyranth said...

8:08, good point. A wedding anniversary is something to be celebrated as well.

Anonymous said...

Fim, I haven't seen Men In Black in forever! I can't even remember it.

Jules, I have no idea. It's from Google Images.


Happy Almost One Year!

Anonymous said...

The other roflcopter in that pic is that gal trying to get all cozy with Gerard. She's got her hand all up on him and her rack pushed up to Canada. I LOLed!

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

I was just wonderin' something. When this fabulous story gets sold for movie rights and goes to the big screen, would you like Faye Dunaway to play you? It could be called "Mayo Dearest" and she could scream..."No, plazzzztikkk plaayyyyyyytes!"

What do you think?

I thought it was funny.

Not that child abuse is funny, that movie scared the shit out of me, but you know...

resurrected wreck said...

She's got her hand all up on him and her rack pushed up to Canada.

Keep it away! It's too big for Canada!!

resurrected wreck said...

CANADA DOESN'T WANT IT!!

Smoke said...

MOTHEREFFINSONOFABITCH.

>_<

resurrected wreck said...

AIM troubles, S&V?

Smoke said...

WHOLE MEFFIN' COMPUTER TROUBLES, RW.

>_<

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Anonymous said...

Are we doing it?

Smoke said...

O_o

resurrected wreck said...

o_O

Smoke said...

O__O

Smoke said...

Doing it and doing it and doing it well.

Sorry Mayo. :)

Anonymous said...

Right here? On the blog?

Anonymous said...

^_____^

be right there!

Anonymous said...

Right here in front of Blog and man!

resurrected wreck said...

O_O

Anonymous said...

Mayo, put that goddamn camera down. NOW.

sdock10 said...

I want to do it first!

Smoke said...

Well there all that shit is.

sdock10 said...

with Simple Jules.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Get in line, Half Squat!

Smoke said...

Simple Jules! I laughed at that all damn day today.

sdock10 said...

I laughed at 3am about Simple Jules.

Anonymous said...

I did today, too. In fact I was in the aviary this morning thinking how funny that was.

The Adventures of Half Squat and Simple Jules.

Mayo, IF YOU THINK I DON'T SEE THAT BLINKING RED LIGHT...

I told you to put it down, son.

Smoke said...

I bet Mayo laughed at Simple Jules at some point today.

You did, didn't you? ^_~

Anonymous said...

Simple Jules sounds like some sort of fiber caplet or something.

I'm just saying.

Anonymous said...

Gerard's new hair makes me thirsty for fruit punch.

Anonymous said...

Jumps on Jules' back and demands a piggy back ride!

Anonymous said...

We'll have ice cream in heaven!

Smoke said...

Well, it does have a red Kool-Aid flava to it.

Smoke said...

Mayo! Come fix my damn computer.

Now.

>_<

Anonymous said...

It has a flavor?

LOL, teh intranetz.

sdock10 said...

Gerard's new hair is growing on me a little bit.


Not literally....but you know.

Anonymous said...

Red Crunk-Aid!

Anonymous said...

Mayo, I'll see you tonight in my head movies!

Anonymous said...

Go faster, faster, faster, you idiot!

Smoke said...

I hope not literally. O_o

That would be, umm, weird.

Anonymous said...

Only Kurt Cobain can get away with Kool-aid hair dye.

Gerard is not Kurt Cobain.

Anonymous said...

I WAS WRONG! I WAS WRONG! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Smoke said...

Red Crunk-Aid, FTW!

Awww, PPU. :(

That makes me have a sad.

Anonymous said...

Word.

Anonymous said...

Up.

Anonymous said...

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs!

Smoke said...

Word up.

Oh, damn. Didn't somebody have a song called Word Up?

O_o

Anonymous said...

In the new pic Gerard reminds me of a pixie, or dare I say it, a fairy.

sdock10 said...

Invision it....

You're traveling through space at a million miles an hour....

Anonymous said...

Word to your mother.

Anonymous said...

Don't be silly, fairies have wings and such.

If I had wings they would be like, red feathers or something.

Smoke said...

Oh. Dear. Gawwwd.

Yo Vanilla Kick It One Time BOOYYYEEEEE!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Word up!

Anonymous said...

The speed of light might not be constant. O_o

Smoke said...

Cameo! Yes! Thank you. That would have bugged the shit out of me all damn night.

Anonymous said...

if Gerard doesn't want to be recognized by fans he should get rid of that dirty jean jacket.

Smoke said...

Amen to that one.

Damn, Solly! I'm trying to remember the rest of the antelope song.

Anonymous said...

FICUS

sdock10 said...

When suddenly...

From behind you comes a giant antelope...

Anonymous said...

And he says BOOOO!

Anonymous said...

BABA BOOEY!

Smoke said...

Okay, now I'm a little freaked out. Thanks for fixing my computer, Mayo.

O_O

Anonymous said...

Bitch don't even tell me how fast I can or can't go.

Smoke said...

And you say NO ANTELOPE! ANTELOPE CAN'T EAT ME!!!

Anonymous said...

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

sdock10 said...

ONLY RABBITS CAN EAT ME!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Whoop whoop!

I ♥ you Kirk. Get a fake uterus and have my baby.

Smoke said...

R.I.P. - Sims Ellison

*cries a little*

Anonymous said...

Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face!

Anonymous said...

SUCK MY UNIT.

Anonymous said...

I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.

Anonymous said...

Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.

Anonymous said...

I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.

Anonymous said...

A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!

Anonymous said...

We have not yet received payment. Price now 100 million, or Simple Jules dies.

Anonymous said...

Okay, let me get this straight. You want 100 million... oh wait, I have a better idea. How about I send you a hobo's dick cheese?

Anonymous said...

NEvER GO FULL RETARD.

Anonymous said...

You say 'Listen here, Lance'...Lance?! What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?!

Anonymous said...

Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy'?

Anonymous said...

When you wrote that song, was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?

Anonymous said...

All right fellas, we're gonna make camp, rest up. Y'all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

sdock10 said...

Yo DJ, pump this partayyyY!

Anonymous said...

I ♥ you, Kirk. I loved you in Satan's Alley!

I mean, I really loved you. In Satan's Alley.

Anonymous said...

Because you were in Satan's Alley.

Anonymous said...

go to sleep already. this shit is so boring.

exit day crew

and please

enter night crew

Smoke said...

Ummm, no.

Anonymous said...

Suck my unit.

Smoke said...

Niiice. :)

Anonymous said...

Awww, anon. Why so serious?

Anonymous said...

Anon, why are you trying to make my eyes rain?

Anonymous said...

Simple Jules Rules!

*hands Simple Jules a stick figure Oscar*

Smoke said...

*falls out of the chair laughing*

sdock10 said...

Mustard has the best ball-handling skills in all of BlogBelieve!*



*She turned down an NBA contract.

Anonymous said...

A twig man oscar! You m-m-m-m-make me happeeee!

Anonymous said...

BALLS ARE TOUCHING.

Smoke said...

O_O

sdock10 said...

She's got mad skillz, yo!

Anonymous said...

Anonnnnnn! The blog called, it wants hilarity back.

Smoke said...

Oooohhhh zing!

Anonymous said...

Balls called.

THEY ARE TOUCHING.

Anonymous said...

It's called improv! Some people don't got it!

Anonymous said...

Ring ring!

Anonymous said...

hello?

Anonymous said...

Pant pant, gasp, pant...

Anonymous said...

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR PANTS.

Anonymous said...

This sucks. It's not funny. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.

I agree.

Night crew please

Anonymous said...

Pity party for one, your table is ready. On tonight's menu, wine and cheese.

Smoke said...

Awwww, tear. :(

Anonymous said...

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Anonymous said...

Bite my balls!

resurrected wreck said...

Ring ring!

If it's my mother, I'm not here!

Anonymous said...

Anon, you are making me cry a single emo tear of eternal crystalline blue sadness.

See how it slides down my pale cheeks to fall weepily to the floor. I'm going to write a poem about it, are you ready anon, 'cause here it goes.

I dedicate this poem to Gerard Way because he is the only one who understands the pain deep withint the dark deep depths of the darkitude of my soul.


A tear rolls down my pale moonlit face

and it falls to the floor then it rolls out of the door.

Oh my angle of dark pulchretudinous darkness

you are the only one who udnerstands my tenebrous soul!

In the stygian blackness of my heart which lies

in this bloody black hole!!!


Anon, that's how sad you made me.

sdock10 said...

Jules,

I thought I completed you.

Smoke said...

OMG! Bwahaha!

Hey RW! How's you?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V :D

Iz your computer behaving?

Smoke said...

Mayo fixeded it. :)

He ♥'s me. He wants me to be able to see all da piccies.

Anonymous said...

The night crew won't be here this evening due to the fact that they are all off stalking Frank/SS.

resurrected wreck said...

That was nice of him, S&V :)

By the way, I gotchoo a pair of lovely hand-painted glass tea lite holders.

Smoke said...

Yayness! You haven't gotten me a prezzie in like forevers! ♥

^_^

Anonymous said...

Frank has two Hatchet Faces stalking him.

resurrected wreck said...

S&V: ♥

Anonymous said...

You do complete me Solly but you crushed my soul beneath your heel yesterday when you said you loved Gerard more than me, I thought we had something special that we both agreed at Hot Topic at the mall that day and then Gerard came along and you were like "OMG I love his hair" and I was like 'STFU" and my soul was cut deeply to the soul.

sdock10 said...

RW,

She needs a bar of soap to wash out her filthy mouth.

resurrected wreck said...

Oh, hell! It's my mother's birthday in 5 days and I haven't even gotten her a card yet!! >_<

resurrected wreck said...

Haz she been talking dirty, Solly?

sdock10 said...

Can you ever forgive me, Jules? I do love Gerard's hair and I love it like a lot, but not as much as I love your deep dark darkitudes.

sdock10 said...

Yes, RW and Mustard needs soap for her filthy hands.

Smoke said...

sdock10 said...
Can you ever forgive me, Jules? I do love Gerard's hair and I love it like a lot, but not as much as I love your deep dark darkitudes.


O_o

Anonymous said...

"The night crew won't be here this evening..."

So I've nothing to entertain me tonight?
*sigh*

resurrected wreck said...

Gerard's copying me!

My hair was that colour two months ago. Just not on purpose.

Anonymous said...

*runs into Solly's black clad arms*

Solly I knew you were my beffie because of the poetry we wrote that one time after the mall when we bought that poster for the black light! Then you painted my nails black and we swore our eternal souls to satan. Remember that OMG then we watched Hannah Montana!

Anonymous said...

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

Anonymous said...

Christopher Walken.

Anonymous said...

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

Anonymous said...

Christopher Walken.

resurrected wreck said...

Mr Walken FTW!

sdock10 said...

Jules and then we wrote about it on our MySpace and our facebook and our beebo and stuffs, and people were like OMG are they lesbians and we were like just because we tongue kissed each other and carved our names in each others arms doesnt mean we're lesbians.

Anonymous said...

I just wanted his name to be the first comment.

Looks like Blogger sucked one.

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