Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

4,973 comments:

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ergoproxy said...

K your full name looks like a millipede lol

Smoke said...

In fact you can take your "whole point," straddle it, and ride it into next week.



Hee-hee-hee. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Are we requesting wishes of Mayo? Does that actually work?

Mayo: Can I roll around some more with Beautiful Boy?*

Shoots, why not aim for the moon. Mayo, can I roll around with Ewan McGregor?**

















*Naked?

**Naked?

Smoke said...

See ya, Jules! ♥

Anonymous said...

LOL Ergo! How was titoring?

Aww guys, it's just getting fun and I have to go. I'll be back on in a bit. :D

ergoproxy said...

haven't gone yet K just having breakfast and getting ready have a good shower/feed/fanpoodle

Anonymous said...

Jules! I missed you! I was stuck on the other page! *facepalm*

Hey Smok, Solly, Fim, MJ and Ergo ! Phew!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

enjoy the shower

Smoke said...

Awwww, Lucy!

*snickers*

Anonymous said...

You just made my point with the words you said to me K. You are just a bitch. case closed.

Fimble Star said...

I am back, with light lol.
I hurt my top thigh whilst talkign to solly, she laughed at me whilst i was swearing to her on the phone.

Mayo: Can I roll around some more with Beautiful Boy?*
Is this your beautiful boy? cos apparently you are jealous and want someone else's lol ;)

ergo, you made me laugh, how are you alf?

Fimble Star said...

case opened....

what does that make you?
Do not call names if you can not take it. please be nice.

Case closed.

ergoproxy said...

struth fim I'm bonza!

Fimble Star said...

gooday mate, lets put a few shrimps on da barbie and have a shin dig

Anonymous said...

fimble star said...
gooday mate, lets put a few shrimps on da barbie and have a shin dig


Haven't you already had a 'shin dig' with your glass table? Buahahaha

ergoproxy said...

onya sonya! pass us a VB I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger!

Fimble Star said...

bleedin hell me lass, that wombat is giving me the eye.


lucy, that was not funny, go stick your right leg out whilst hitting a ball and see if you can do it hahahahahahaha

ergoproxy said...

6:35 nice one!


but I think she said she's not a no skin shin fim, but a thigh high no skin fim

Anonymous said...

Ahem. I also spin round as well. I can't help it if I have no hand eye co-ordination!

Anonymous said...

Gotta go beddy byes now.

Night night! Have a nice evening!

ergoproxy said...

*places all the couch cushions on the floor in case Lucy tries it*

Fimble Star said...

hahaha you make me laugh ergo, i have a website that gives me the australian slang, watch me roll lol.


and lucy, roll and spin and hit the ground whoop whoop

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Dude walk away foe a minute and people start talking in tongues.

Fimble Star said...

nighty nigth lucy, you flaming galah

Martha Smith-Jones said...

goodnight ll

Fimble Star said...

hey martha, talk in australian. i have a website with the words and it is making me laugh.

Fimble Star said...

ergo, easy on, easy on, stop drinking the empties.

lol, sometimes i have no clue what i am saying haha

Martha Smith-Jones said...

like i said fs talking in tongues

Fimble Star said...

martha, remember your 'rays short shorts' story?

ergoproxy said...

WOOO HOOOO!

I just got sent the full new Dr Who series on DVD!!!!!

Fimble Star said...

yay for ergo, whoop whoop.

*throws bubbles over ergo*

Anonymous said...

Mayo/Carmine/Gerard

is probably in Nottingham,UK right now. MSI play there on July 10th.

ergoproxy said...

Oy YAY!!!!

New Dr WHo AND remembering Ray in short shorts!!!!!

can the day get better!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

ergoproxy said...

WOOO HOOOO!

I just got sent the full new Dr Who series on DVD!!!!!

July 8, 2008 6:46 PM


But DT isn't going to be the dr anymore. What will I Martha Jones do. That was my DR. Noooooooo!!!!!!!

ergoproxy said...

I know MJ! It's tragic!!
he is soooo good as the doctor, I hope whoever is next continues the good work, the recent doctors have been great

and I love Catherine Tait, I watch her self titled show too

Fimble Star said...

poor nottingham :(


ergo, who is catherine tate in dr who?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I have to say this I love David Tennant. He is so funny and charming as the DR.

I now can't see any else as the DR. Maybe Johnny Depp.

Anonymous said...

Depp Grieco

Grieco Depp

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Gerard Way in Kerrang! again this week.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

As in Richard Grieco

Anonymous said...

The blog is so muc nicer when she is not on it.... when all of the porchiepoo ass kissers are not on it. Hint hint!!


I was thinkg the same thing and was going to say it myself.
Very true.

ergoproxy said...

fim she is the new travelling companion she's I think a very funny british comedienne

chech her on youtube maybe (I haven't looked) she does character sketches in her show the Catherine Tait Show

Fimble Star said...

in your opinion, that is your opinion. have a nice time thinking it every second of your day.

ergo, i know who she is, i think she is very funny as well. she makes me laugh when she is that teenager when she talks really fast :)

sdock10 said...

I'm baaaaaaaaaack!

Ergo, how's your hen doing?

sdock10 said...

Where the hell is Mustard?

*yank, yank*


Mussssssssstaaaaarrrrrrrrrd!

Anonymous said...

21 Jump Street was the BOMB back in the day.

ergoproxy said...

"Am I bovvered?"



lol she is great

sdock I haven't checked her yet but I must get a wriggle on and get titoring!

see you later

♥xx♥

Smoke said...

21 Jump Street! Yes!!!

MUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSTTTTTARRRDDDD!!!!!!

Fimble Star said...

bye ergo, have fun with that and i will see you later.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yes it was anon. So expect a remake soon

Fimble Star said...

hi smok, is LHM all clean now? and i hope he didnt get married this afternoon :)

Fimble Star said...

what is 21 jump street?

Smoke said...

He managed to get some of it scrubbed off. He X'd out his eyes again. I was on the phone with Da Rake and he was in the background yelling, "I'M TRYING TO BE LIKE FRANK, MAMA!!!!!!"

X_x

Crazy child.

Fimble Star said...

lol, bless him. when i get kidnapped, i hope he wont do that to me when i sleep.

JocelynHolly said...

Good day guys!

PH is tired, and drinking a little bit of coffee. =]

Fimble Star said...

007, yay so happy to see you. How come you are tired?
Did you get my email?, i am sorry if i was a bit out of line or so i was very tired and just started to babble.

Smoke said...

PH!!!!!!!!! :)

Fim,

I can't promise that he won't. Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The blog is so muc nicer when she is not on it.... when all of the porchiepoo ass kissers are not on it. Hint hint!!


I was thinkg the same thing and was going to say it myself.
Very true.




It is a whole different kind of people on at night. They are confident, sexy funny happy and alot nicer. When K and her friends are on it's all Poor Me stuff and ass kissing. With name calling and worship of Mayo. Sad sad sad.

sdock10 said...

PH,

YAYNESS! How are you besides tired?

*hugs*

I have missed you.

sdock10 said...

Anon,

You forgot pathetic.

Anonymous said...

The Day Crew/Porchies are blog parasites!!

Anonymous said...

like fleas.

Fimble Star said...

With name calling and worship of Mayo. Sad sad sad.

I think you will find that on all times of the day and night. just open your eyes a little bit and see.

sdock10 said...

For someone who hates it here this time of day, you sure are making it a point to hang around and point it out.

We heard you the first time, the second, time and the third time.

Would you care to keep on sounding like a broken record or would you like to participate in the conversation?

Smoke said...

WTF? WTMFF?

And yet, here you are. So that puts you here the same time as the 'day crew' or whatever.

Hmmm.......

JocelynHolly said...

FS, email? OR myspace message? lol. It made perfect sense to me hun! =] *hug*

Hey Smokie! *hug*


Besides tired I am Blaah today. =]

Hey Solly and Jules! *HUG*

Fimble Star said...

I wonder why the anons are all out in the day and just disappear at a certain time? Its either they all have lives and they sleep or they......

heck, not even important is it, what is important is that a panda gave birth to two little babies :)

Congratulations panda mummy

Fimble Star said...

yeh 007, meant the email on myspace :) and emily is absolutly a little cutey pie.

sdock10 said...

I work from 8am til 5pm....what does that make me?

The afternoon/evening crew?

Smoke said...

Well, I'm part of the "post when I motherfucking want to crew".

Vivienne said...

Mayo, have I told you your blog is looking delightfully swishy? no? well it is! ^_^

Hello everyone!


xoxo cupcake

JocelynHolly said...

Ohh I know that crew Princess. ^_^
And fimble, I'll post a picture of her front side :)

Smoke said...

Hiya Cupcake! :)

Fimble Star said...

hello cupcake, how are you, its been a long time :)

i am part of the panda loving crew, big up the panda that became a mummy, whoop whoop

JocelynHolly said...

Cupcake!!
<3

sdock10 said...

Hi Cupcake!

How are you?

Smoke said...

Whoop Whoop Panda Mummy! :)

Vivienne said...

Hi guys! I'm really good, it's great to see you all. How are things?

Anonymous said...

workin' 9 to 5
what a way to make a livin'
barely gettin' by
it's all taken' and no givin'......

Anonymous said...

Parasitic psycho filthy creatures who WISH they were fingerbanging Mayo and NOT her heart!!!

Carrie said...

Hi guys! I'm a little late to the Doctor Who convo, but I am actually at a loss how to tell Annie that David Tennant is leaving. She's gonna be heartbroken. :(

sdock10 said...

Ain't that the sonofabitchin' truth?

Fuck yeah it is.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

brb

Carrie said...

Hey now, don't be dragging Ludo into it!!

Anonymous said...

anon

no one wants to FINGERBANG Mayo/Carmine/Gerard.

Smoke said...

Ludo! Gah! Don't be messin' with the Ludo lyrics! >_<

Hi Carrie!

Cupcake,

It's good to see you. :)

sdock10 said...

My response was to 7:37.

I have no fucking clue what 7:38 is trying to say.

Carrie said...

Cuppie!! I didn't see you there, how was your birthday?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello carrie and ph

sdock10 said...

Oh was that what that was? Mucking with Ludo lyrics. That's just wrong.

Anonymous said...

anon

no one wants to FINGERBANG Mayo/Carmine/Gerard.


YOU MEAN GV!

Carrie said...

Hey Smoke, and Solly, and Fimble, and Martha, and Ergo, see, you guys always make me feel guilty with my lazy hey guys!

Smoke said...

Yeah, you don't eff with Ludo lyrics. As if.

Pffft.

Vivienne said...

Carrie!!!!

David is leaving? what? why? oh lord..... :(

Anonymous said...

Who said David Tennant is leaving Dr Who?

sdock10 said...

Hi Carrie!

Smoke said...

Plus, that song is sacred.

It's the official song of the PPB/PPU Crew.

Carrie said...

And Ph! See, why I don't do that! Guess what? I got mad at my husband for not taking me anywhere for vacation so I told him I was gonna spend the moola anyways and I ordered a Wii. I am overly excited about this purchase.

Carrie said...

Ergo, I think? He's going to do through the Christmas special and maybe 3 episodes and then changeroo. I'm gonna miss him.

Carrie said...

But I also threw a fit when the first new Doc changed into David, so there's that. I might like the next guy even better, who knows?

Vivienne said...

Carrie, I had a lovely birthday. :)
I was a very lucky girl.

Anonymous said...

I think Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty) would be a great quirky Doctor.

I love DT too. He is a very interesting man.

sdock10 said...

PPB & PPU's song!

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Martha and Carrie!

Smoke said...

Hahaha!

Carrie said...

Had to google the Carlyle dude. Yeah, he would make a good one! I would have loved if they used the guy who played the Master, but they already went and used him in the show. Oh man, I hear Annie talking to her friend now about the Doctor comic she is writing and I feel guilty again for not telling her. I know it's just a tv show but it's been her first real big crush.

Carrie said...

I haven't listened to Broken Bride in like, days. I'm going to have to rectify that. That is such a nifty little rock opera.

Smoke said...

Isn't it? I ♥ them. ^_^

Vivienne said...

Robert Carlyle... wasn't he in 28 weeks later? I think I've seen him in a few things, he's awesome.

Anonymous said...

Carrie,

how is your marriage to BIG going?

Carrie said...

Oh ha! Took me a minute to get that, because I don't watch SATC, I know, sacrilege!

Vivienne said...

I don't watch it either Carrie. haha

Carrie said...

Yep, Cuppie, he was. I like those movies.

Vivienne said...

They were fabulous... such atmosphere.

Carrie said...

And zombie things. I always like a good zombie thing.

Fimble Star said...

hi, sorry my power went out again.

hello carrie, how are you?

Vivienne said...

Oh me too Carrie, I'm mad for the zombies! lol I collect zombie films. ^_^

Carrie said...

Hey Fimble, are you nursing your leg? I think you should petition your parents to get rid of that glass table, I think it's trying to kill you. It tasted your blood and it wants mooooooore.

Fimble Star said...

do not even talk to me about zombies or even zombie tables lol.

I will be sleeping tonight and then i will wake with the table on top of my head trying to eat my neck, hahahaha

Smoke said...

Whoop! Whoop! I'll be back in a bit. :)

Carrie said...

It's the zombie kids that always creep me out most. It's always, oh hello little girl, are you ok? Auuugggggggghhhhhhhh!!!

Fimble Star said...

see you in a bit smok.

yeh, i watched clover field on the plane over, i saw you and entropy talking about that couple of months back.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Carrie there is a movie called zombie I think it us actually zombie two. Where a zombie and a shark have a fight

Carrie said...

Clover!! Poor little lost baby monster Clover with the eating. The parasites that came off it were the worst, scared the beejesus out of me. And who won the fight, Martha?

Fimble Star said...

scaredme when they were in the underground tunnels and they attacked, then the girl exploded behind the screen, ewwwwwwwww

Vivienne said...

lol Carrie.

See you soon S&V

Carrie said...

And she was the only character I really liked, so I was peeved!!

Fimble Star said...

cupcake, what have you been up to?

carrie, i liked the dude that was behind the camera. i was sad when he was eaten :(

Carrie said...

Yeah true, Hud or whatever his name was, was cool, well, except for the fact he keep filming his friends getting eaten.:) But there wouldn't have been a movie without that, so there's that.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Carrie I haven't seen the movie I just keep hearing about it. I think the shark would win

Fimble Star said...

i would of dropped that camera and ran for my life lol. he did make me laugh when he was talking to that bird, the one you liked, the one who exploded.

anther thing i didnt get was when they were climbing over to that birds apartment, tryign to rescue her. why was in sideways? strange

Vivienne said...

Well Fimble, I've been campaigning against capitol punishment. It's a cause I feel strongly about, I did a blog on it.
I've decided to become a pen pal to inmates on death row as well.

Carrie said...

Yeah, sideways apartment was freaky, I guess because Clover had been through on his rawr path of destruction.

Fimble Star said...

wow cupcake.

you just stunned me lol, wasnt expecting that.

Have you written and recieved any letters yet? sounds like you are very busy.

Fimble Star said...

but i never got it, i mean what happened in the end? what was the animal and why was it there?

do you know?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Wow is right CC. You go out there and stand up for what you believe in.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Wasn't clover field done by the guy who does lost. I am sure he will have the answer some where on that show.

Carrie said...

I wrote an English paper about Capital Punishment back in the ninth grade, um, like over 25 years ago? I cannot remember all my salient points, but I was against it. I think the advent of DNA research has helped a bit, but it's still a tricky thing.

Fimble Star said...

i never did get 'lost'. i watched it for the first two shows and then i got lost in it lol. so if it was, who knows, i just now that no body told me what the animal was and where it went.

Carrie said...

Fim, it was in the dvd extras. Evidently Clover was a baby and just scared and confused and looking for his sea monster mama.

Vivienne said...

Thanks Carrie, MJ.

I feel really good about it, I want to help, I want to be of comfort to people, they're human after all.

Fimble Star said...

are you serious carrie?
that is daft. i thought it was like an alien that wanted to take over the world and started with nyc to eat all the people.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

FS I watch lost until Sun got pregnant. Than I just stopped watching

Carrie said...

Yep, for real, Fim. Baby monster, I know, kinda weird. Entropy was pissed, she was all like, now I feel bad for him! :)

Fimble Star said...

sun is the chinese girl? the one with the over protective brother? or was it her man, got i have no clue :(

has anyone ever seen a prgramme called 'shameless'?

Fimble Star said...

lol, find that monster mummy and get them back together hahahaha.

Carrie said...

I haven't seen Shameless before, what's it about. I'm embarassed to admit I'm watching Wipeout right now.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sun is Koren and it was her husband who was overprotective. She was going to leave him before they got on the plane but something made her stay with him.

I remember that she was having an affair so the baby isn't his.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So the movie is about a little lost monster who is scared.

Fimble Star said...

wow, scandal on the island. i remember that the woman with dark hair was the one who was a prisioner, yes?

shameless is a programme abotu a family who are shameless. they rob, drink, cheat, they are just so funny and i find myself laughing so much. youtube it, its funny especially the father.

Fimble Star said...

the the little scared, lost monster sets off these weird little creatures who go around biting and eating people.

resurrected wreck said...

*tackles Fimmy*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Oh yeah and the guy that plays sons husband was on Buffy.


I was also reading that in one of the recent buff comics you can see Rose and the dr stepping out of the Tardis

Carrie said...

I'll have to look it up Fim, and hey RW!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello rw

Fimble Star said...

*falls on the floor*

*sees rw on top of her*

*pushes rw off and stands up*

*jumps on rw and licks her eye*

*dickie spots rw*

*dickie jumps on rw and strokes her nose*

i have missed you rw, how was your day at work :)

Carrie said...

Yep, Martha, you can, it's funny.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Carrie, MJ, Fimmy :)

Vivienne said...

Well I have to get going guys, I have a date! woot woot!
Wish me luck!

:)

Love to you all.

xoxo cupcake

Carrie said...

Bye guys, my computer has gone whackadoodle and I have to reboot, plus Terry is back from his Church meeting so I suppose I should pay some attention. I might be back later, have a good night!

resurrected wreck said...

AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

*flails at FS and Dickie*

I have missed you too, missus ^_^ Work is going well. I am making three historical men's wool military uniforms. I am kind of excited about that because I don't get to do men's wear very often and, well, uniforms are hawt.

Fimble Star said...

good luck cupcake, get him to wine and dine you :)
and good luck with all that you are doing. that is soemthing that wow's me :)
bye bye

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night, Carrie :)

Fimble Star said...

bye carrie, may see you later. have fun

Martha Smith-Jones said...

goodbye and have fun CC

Fimble Star said...

and plus do you have to measure them?
I am glad you are enjoying it, i have been looking for you earlier but failed :( but now you are here :)

my power keeps going out, the weather was bad before. and plus i hurt my leg. bloody square glass tables.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi and Bye, Cupcake :) Fave fun!

resurrected wreck said...

*Have

resurrected wreck said...

Did you bump into the table, Fimmy? Sucks >_<

I don't do the measuring for the costumes. That's done at the very beginning of the season, so by the time I start they're already taken.

Fimble Star said...

shame rw, at least you make pretty costumes :)

yes, i was on the phone talking to solly, we were talking about my power cos it had just gone out and then i turned and walked into the table. it was funny but hurt, solly was laughing at me on the other end of the phone and i was swearing to high heaven to her. it hurt but its ok now.
have you ever stubbed your little toe, well it felt like that. it hurt :(

resurrected wreck said...

OUCH! :(

Other than that, how was your day?

Fimble Star said...

I waited in for the tv guy, that was ok. once he left we were advised to stay in houses till later cos big storms were coming, so i stayed, cooked tea and did a few jobs till it passed.

sdock10 said...

I just ate watermelon. It make me think of Mustard and how much she lurrrrrrrrves melon!

Yum yum!

Fimble Star said...

i miss slash :(

sdock10 said...

RW,

Fimmy is milking that table shit for all it's worth. It was funny as hell.

sdock10 said...

I miss her too. She's way far away....there's rope stretchet around this place for miles and miles.

Fimble Star said...

stop it solly, it was painful :(
lol

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Solly! :)

Fimble Star said...

what are you doing rw?

sdock10 said...

Hi RW!

How's things?

resurrected wreck said...

I iz hanging curtains.

I iz being handy around the home!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Are there kitties watching you do that RW? Cause I have a kitty watching me

Fimble Star said...

what do your curtains look like. i am just thinking of my trip when i will be meeting the sisters and rocking out to leather mouth, what am letting myself in for lol

Fimble Star said...

is it a viking kittie martha?

Smoke said...

WHERE IS MUSTARD, DAMN IT? >_<


I am watching The Moment of Truth. These people are just greedy.

Smoke said...

rULe

resurrected wreck said...

There might be a kitty outside trying to peek in my kitchen wondown, MJ, but my blinds are down so they're out of luck.

My curtains are ivory linen, fim. They are up as a type of "door" in front of where I hang my clothes, as there is no actually door there. It looks cluttered without anything to shut, so I figured curtains would be nice.

Smoke said...

The

resurrected wreck said...

Boo!

Smoke said...

Huh?

resurrected wreck said...

Damn, S&V! You beats me!

Smoke said...

Hiya RW!

Smoke said...

Hahaha!

And now all I see when I'm typing a comment is:

THE BOO

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V! :D

I gotchoo some lovely imported linen curtaind, and I am hanging them for you right now!

Fimble Star said...

they are very nice rw, i want some like that in my own place.

resurrected wreck said...

HAHAHA!

Excellent!

Smoke said...

You are the bestest, RW. I ♥ you. Like for real. I do. :)

*squeeze*

Fimble Star said...

well done on the top spot smok

*does a happy dance seeing as everyone gets one*

smok, i watched the lie thingy, well heard it in the back ground. now we have hells kitchen

Smoke said...

I love Gordon. He's mean like me. Bwah! We're trying to catch up now.

Fimble Star said...

if you are mean liek gordon, then i will not come leathermouth with you. i am getting prepared for the pit missy :)

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