Sunday, June 15, 2008

About a recusant.

It is a youthful requirement,
A developmental entitlement,
To want to be separate, unique.
“Your perspective is quite oblique.”
True, but they say it’s inevitable
And becoming is so undeniable,
That now, when I look into me
More and more it is him that I see.



p.s. of course I am and he wouldn't want it any other way, a knock-off.

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Amyranth said...

Happy Father's Day Mayo.

And I think this is how we all feel about our Dads.

-A

Amyranth said...

And, um. This really reminds me of Eric Clapton's "Into my Father's Eyes".

His dad was Canadian, eh?

BRB, gonna get the others.

-A

Amyranth said...

*counts her toes and waits for the others*

-A

ergoproxy said...

hello mayo how are you?

elena said...

Hey Mayo

How's life?

Amyranth said...

Hallo Ergo and Elena!

-A

ergoproxy said...

Mayo I hope you have had a lovely father's day

(ours in in Sept)

ergoproxy said...

hello elena!

Amyranth said...

Ergo, in September? Why so late? Is it the Hemisphere again?

-A

elena said...

Hey Amy and Ergo

How are you both?

Vivienne said...

Mayo!... god, it's been forever. I've really missed you.
*huge fucking old school flying bear hug tackle*
That's right, I'm bringing it back.
Happy Fathers day sweetie, I hope you're well.

Original Punk J said...

Hello, Mayo, how are you? Nice poem for Daddy Mayo. I hope you and he had a great day together. Hope you WERE together today.

Treasure every moment with him, because some day you'll miss those times and wish for them again.

I've been wishing that for twenty years...and still counting.

J

*thank you Amy for coming to get us*

Anonymous said...

No one tipped me over but thank you for noticing. I was busy for a bit.

And I got bored with trying to ignore... things.

elena said...

Oh Mayo

My friend says hello too

Vivienne said...

Hi Elena!

Amy, it's because we rock.

Original Punk J said...

FP: yeah, me too. Obviously! Again, sorry for the rant.

HI ELENA! When did you get home?
And hi, friend of Elena!

J

ergoproxy said...

I don't know but our Mothers Day is a different day too

FC ignoring things is something I try and do a lot and so glad you're still upright

elena said...

Hello Cupcake

Good to see you. How have you been?

toujours said...

hello mayo -- i was wondering if you'd book-end your mother's day post. :)


but why the large print?


you're not suggesting we're old are you?

*hmph*

Vivienne said...

Oh and J, no I haven't.... do you think I should? :P

elena said...

Hello J

"Friend" says "hey"

Anonymous said...

What's the secret that the OPS know about you Mayo? Do you want to share it with the rest of the blog???

Original Punk J said...

TJ, it's so Daddy Mayo can read it properly. Mayo's a thoughtful son. ;)

Be back in a minute, have to give the pillage to the cattage.

J

Vivienne said...

I've been err... well, not good Elena, but I'm here, bright eyed and bushy tailed!
How are you hun?
I've missed you!

Amyranth said...

*sings along to "I've got an Ape Drape"*

-A

ergoproxy said...

Hi TJ and hello elena's friend

Amyranth said...

J, you're brave. I hate giving cats pills.

At least with dogs you can put it in some bacon, cats are too smart.

-A

Anonymous said...

I know it's about your father but RW was talking about Che Guevaro and he had a birthday yesterday. He was recusant too.

Anonymous said...

Rants are good for the soul.

When is Children's Day?

toujours said...

that was my second guess, j. and it's the one i prefer. *grin*

hey everyone.

hello elena's "friend".
*spock brow*

Amyranth said...

Fruit Punch, I think International Children's Day is sometime in June or July, isn't it?

-A

Smoke said...

Hi there, Mayo! Hi everyone! Didn't expect me to be up this late now did ya? ^_~



Sweet dreams! For the second time tonight. Ha! See you all tomorrow.

ergoproxy said...

damn amy now I have "Magilla Gorilla" on the brain!

(ape drape => grape ape => magilla gorilla)

Anonymous said...

Mayo did you or did you not tell Toujours and Elena a secret which they told the OPS? The OPS said that TWO people told them your secret and it was right after your post that was after Toujours went to see MCR in concert, and around the time they started calling you (AND Gerard) Carmine).

Amyranth said...

In Canada it's November 20th, and in Japan it's May 5th.

The States celebrate it on June 1st.

-A

ergoproxy said...

FC said..

When is Children's Day?


anyone who has kids would tell you that's every day

Anonymous said...

And can you answer for SS since you know him if he has a special connection with the OPS? If so is it part of the secret you told them.

Anonymous said...

thanks for the new post couldn't have come sooner
p.

Anonymous said...

Amyranth, I'm not sure. That's what bothers me... I should know that.

Anonymous said...



To everyone who is getting mad about the OPs and their "SPECIAL CONNECTION" with SS.

They don't have a special connection with him. This is another thing they're doing just like the "We have a secret with Mayo and YOU don't" ploy. They want to seem like they have special connections with SS and Mayo, and they love it when you all get upset over it. They like the drama, the attention, and most of all they like that you seem jealous of them. They like dividing the blog by putting themselves in a high position with Mayo and SS. Do you think they REALLY share a secret with Mayo and two other people? They might think they do, but seriously would Mayo tell them something? I doubt it. Let them think what they want. You know they only look like fools.

As far as the sexual stuff goes. They think that SS is Frank. Yeh, they said it a lot of times. Well just let them think that. You're mad because they want to do those disgusting things to him? Well think about how they must feel knowing that Jamia sleeps with him in her arms every night. The emails they sent about Jamia and how they don't really like her got out, it seems like everyone on the blog either read them or knows about them. They don't think Jamia is good enough for him and they obviously want to be in her place. So every time you find yourself getting mad because they say inappropriate sexual things about Frank and describe the things they want to do to him, think about how upset THEY are that he is Jamia's.

Even if they didn't think that SS was Frank, SS also said that he had a girlfriend and he said more than once that he loves her so much. So let them call him "precious" as much as they want and let them think they have a "special connection" to him that the rest of you don't have. The only one who has that "special connection" to SS is the girl he's in love with.

That eats the OPs up, believe me.

THERE IS NO SPECIAL CONNECTION. SS would not do that to the rest of you. Just keep letting them think they have it, and let them keep thinking that Mayo told Elena and Toujours a secret which the OPs found out. Let them keep playing their "we are above you because we have secrets and connections."

They are really just sad and jealous and lonely.

Amyranth said...

Ergo, have you never heard the song?

-A

Amyranth said...

Fruit Punch, are you having a hard time recalling things lately?

-A

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to feel that YouTube and Blogger are (not) working together.

ergoproxy said...

no I haven't amy who's it by?

(and now it's mutated into the pink panther cartoon theme)

ergoproxy said...

hi p

elena said...

Anon

yadda yadda yadda

Anonymous said...

So anonymous trouble makers can post/repost paragraphs worth of nothing yet I can't get one comment through on the first try?

Well, fine then. Maybe Iced Tea or Lemonade would have a better shot.

toujours said...

this poem makes me smile, mayo. good job. :)

ergoproxy said...

MAAAAAAAA
YYYYYYYYYY
OOOOOOOO!!

Anonymous said...

Still up, can't sleep.

Hey, Mayo. Hey, everyone.

I just picture you walking around in your dad's shoes. You look like a clown. Muwhaha.

Happy Father's Day to your dad, Mayo.

Okay, for real. Lights out, dammit.

ergoproxy said...

FP I am having issues with blogger also, just persevere

(and since using firefox instead of IE it's not quite so bad)

Anonymous said...

Hi all, hi ergo, hello mayo
p.

Amyranth said...

*giggles at Ergo*



I've got an Ape Drape, Yes I do!


-A

Amyranth said...

Fruit Punch, I think it's Blogger's version of hazing. If you can hang in and keep posting, you'll get through eventually.

-A

Anonymous said...

goodnight all. my eyes hurt from all the lurking tonight. thanks again for the new post mayo
p.

ergoproxy said...

amy


hahahahahahahahahaaha

I've never heard a mullet called an ape drape!

Vivienne said...

Wahhhhhhhhhhh! Daddy!!!!
Blogger is being a fucktard!

Anonymous said...

Original Punks said...
*has fingers in ears to drown out Vulture-talk*

DOES ANYONE HEAR ANYTHING?

Oh, you dumbass anons. First, I don't want to have ANYONE'S babies. You should know that by now, you've been here as long as I have.

Somehow, I have a feeling you don't like me! *checks pulse* Gosh, I'm hurt.

And do me a favor, leave L out of it. I'm the one you want to fuck with, not her. She's not even here. And neither are any of the other people you've called out. So drop it.

You don't intimidate me. You don't scare me. You're not making me leave. People have their opinions about me already, whatever you say won't change their minds.

Not about me, anyway.

J

June 16, 2008 12:01 AM


You don't intimidate me. You don't scare me. You're not making me leave. People have their opinions about me already, whatever you say won't change their minds.


You don't intimidate me. You don't scare me. You're not making me leave. People have their opinions about me already, whatever you say won't change their minds.


You don't intimidate me. You don't scare me. You're not making me leave. People have their opinions about me already, whatever you say won't change their minds.

Amyranth said...

Hallo P, and Smoke and Mustard.

-A

ergoproxy said...

goodnight p
sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

Oh, you did! Nice, Mayo, I'm so glad. :)

Not circumspectacular at all this time, but straightforward dissident descendant filial deference. Well done. ^_^ ANd I'm so glad that you hold your Da in high regard. :)

Night Mayo, catch you later!

Amyranth said...

Ergo, the first time I heard this song I was in complete disbelief.

Mostly because at first I had NO IDEA what they were saying.

-A

ergoproxy said...

anon that could be a song chorus

ergoproxy said...

hi K sweet dreams

elena said...

Night P

Take care

Anonymous said...

12:17, his birthday was recent? I am woefully ignorant on Che Guevara, but ridiculously over the moon about Salvatore Giuliano. ^_^ I'm learning though.

Didn't get much sleep last night because the power was out and my whitenoise maker wasn't working, so I'm beat.

Okay, good night!

Vivienne said...

Hi and bye K!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Ergo, and before I go I would like to register my amazement and neurosis at the fact that almost all of the comments I've posted in the last few days have been numbers that added up to 3, 6 or 9.

Anonymous said...

*heavy sigh*

Hazing by Blogger and torture by anon-can't-copy-and-paste... Yes, they win this round.
I'm off to accomplish something worthy of my newest sugar rush.
I thank you for the company.

Anonymous said...

Hi Cupcake!

Anonymous said...

Nobody gives a shit if you're intimidated or not dumbass. Just telling the truth.

Amyranth said...

Good Luck Fruit Punch! Goodnight, hope to see you again sometime!

-A

Vivienne said...

Hi Kapunua, it's been a while! :)
Have a good sleep!

Anonymous said...

Now I can't leave without saying good night. Good night, Cupcake, I hope that you are on another time when I'm on and staying on for a while. ^_^

Anonymous said...

And Mayo I hope you met me at June 14, 12:30 PM.
Okay, okay! Going.

Original Punk J said...

Back now, cattage is pillaged and I've got some pretzels to go with my Tab.

Goodnight FP, sorry you had so much trouble with Blogger and...things. Come see us again, ok?

*counts quietly to 20, as 10 doesn't seem high enough*

Amy, luckily Dumplin has figured out that these pills help keep him alive, so he only gives me minimal trouble now. It's mostly in fun, I think. I'll tell you how I taught him to take them, if you want.

Elena, are you still around?

J

Anonymous said...

straightforward dissident descendant filial deference.


direct disagreeing offspring of son with respect?

Vivienne said...

Me too Kapunua. :)

elena said...

yes, still here

ergoproxy said...

good night FC don't spill in bed and sweet dreams

J both my cats are curled up on daughters bed

Vivienne said...

Oh! goodnight FP, sweet dreams.

Original Punk J said...

Elena, that's good. :)

Ergo, I have one cat in his little "house" that's in front of the patio door, and the other cat is wandering around making noises, having had his pills so is being vocal about it.

Got two bunnies in cages and a betta in his tank.

All is quiet here.

J

toujours said...

lol i just got an email from a chicken. :)

Amyranth said...

*blinks*

Huh?

What did you say, Teej?

-A

Vivienne said...

Mmmmm I feel like chicken tonight.

ergoproxy said...

a real chicken?

Original Punk J said...

CC, don't you ALWAYS feel like chicken? Didn't that lotion work?

J

ergoproxy said...

shall we do the chicken tonight dance everyone?

Amyranth said...

Like, a physical chicken, or an emotional chicken?

-A

Vivienne said...

Oh J! :P

Seriously though, fried chicken! secret spices! ohhh yeahhh

Amyranth said...

Bok Bok Bok Bok?

-A

Original Punk J said...

Only if you show us how, Ergo!

J

toujours said...

yep, a real chicken (sorta).

i just found out a friend of mine from my sca days has an lj -- and it's written from the viewpoint of one of her chickens!

yeah, that sounds a bit...well, anyway, it's not really that weird when you know sca folk. whimsy is part of the package deal. :)

and it's a well-written, informative lj, too. so i left a comment, and the hen wrote back.

*heehee*

resurrected wreck said...

I know it's about your father but RW was talking about Che Guevaro and he had a birthday yesterday. He was recusant too.

Was I talking about Che Guevara? I don't remember that :/

Original Punk J said...

Uhh, CC, I hope you're talking about KFC and not having a private moment...you don't need one, do you?

*please say no, please say no*

J

Vivienne said...

Yes Ergo! then the hustle!

Anonymous said...

Oh, you dumbass anons. First, I don't want to have ANYONE'S babies. You should know that by now, you've been here as long as I have.

Somehow, I have a feeling you don't like me! *checks pulse* Gosh, I'm hurt.

resurrected wreck said...

Oh wait, yes I do.

Hot revolutionary.

I remember now.

toujours said...

*back-reading*

ooooh, the chicken dance.

i love the chicken dance!

*cannot help but giggle*

Anonymous said...

I thought you were talking about Che RW but maybe it was a different person??

ergoproxy said...

*walks bout with arms in chicken pose *

I feel like chicken tonight , like chicken tonight


amy sorry I missed your message- gotcha

Anonymous said...

OH OK! I admit I get some of you mixed up but you have an unique name!!

ergoproxy said...

Richie] ... Johnny.

[Johnny] .... Ya,

[Richie] .....When was the first time you heard a naughty word.

First time I heard a naughty word, was when I was a child.
I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild.
Me granny says now Johnny, the chickens they don't curse.
Be gore says I to granny, twas the chicken said it first.


CHORUS

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout.
She says to me now Johnny, shut that f'en chickens mouth.
I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around.
And yet the bleddy chicken wouldn't stop that f'en sound.

CHORUS

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

Then granny started cursing ,but the chicken said it first.
The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed.
Granny said I never seen the like in all my life.
I never had a chicken that caused so much strife,

CHORUS

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

Vivienne said...

LMAO, yes, KFC, J!... you dirt, dirty girl!

toujours said...

actually though, i'm chair-moshing at the moment.

*head-banging, curls flying*

elena said...

My friend, who I shall call Fred, is on the other computer so now I'm in the kitchen.

So what's new and exciting?

Anyone? Anyone?

resurrected wreck said...

Nope, you were right, anon. I'd just forgotten.

ergoproxy said...

DO THE HUSTLE!

do do do dodo dodo do do

Vivienne said...

Fabulous Ergo. *claps*

toujours said...

*ack*

*chokes on own hair*



*just a little bit*

*continues chair-moshing*

Vivienne said...

Do it!....

DO THE HUSTLE!

Original Punk J said...

Ergo, that is one of the funniest things I've read in forever! I'm STILL laughing!

*fock off*

I will never look at a chicken the same way again. Thank you. Thank you so much.

*laughing still*

J

Amyranth said...

S'ok Ergo.

-A is getting tired, finally.

elena said...

say something to the nice people, Fred....

Amyranth said...

Well Lovelies, I think that I'm going to go to bed. Another long day at work is coming, so I'd better rest up.

See you gals later!

-A

ergoproxy said...

J apparently it's a song I had it emailed to me but the sound didn't come with it

toujours said...

*turns it up to eleven*






*heh*

*head nodding*

*curls bouncing*

*knees wiggling*



*full-on chair-mosh!!*

Original Punk J said...

Well, Elena, not much beyond the usual, I'm afraid. Go back to the other post and read a bit, it's just so entertaining.

How was your day at the daughter's? And did Mr Elena enjoy it?

J

Anonymous said...

As soon as I see some nice people I will say "Hi"

resurrected wreck said...

Night, A :)

ergoproxy said...

goodnight amy sweet dreams

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Amy, have "fun" at "work" tomorrow! (translation: Don't kill anyone unnecessarily before noon!)

Talk atcha later
J

ergoproxy said...

hi fred!

Original Punk J said...

Oh Fred, don't be like that. We're nice...most of the time. :D

And no, I'm not imaginary.

J

toujours said...

*stops moshing*



i'm a nice person, "fred".

i am!

so, like: hi.

*waves*


*knees begin wiggling again*

*vocalist screams*


*and she's off again!*

Anonymous said...

Hello Ergo!

elena said...

J

She made a lovely dinner. Didn't she Fred?

Fred yelled "yes"

Tacos and then an apple pie. She didn't set the apartment on fire or anything.

Her dad was proud!

ergoproxy said...

no fire is always good

Vivienne said...

Goodnight Amy! *hugs*

Fred, don't be a smartass!

toujours said...

*hopes 'rents won't come out and think she's having convulsions*




*vocalist screams*



*doesn't care after all if they do!*

*head hurts, feels good*

:D

Original Punk J said...

Wow, Elena, that's great! Tacos, apple pie...yum. Tell her I'm proud of her for not having to call the fire dept. ;)

On a similar but not nearly as authentic note, I had a Totino's Mexican pizza for dinner. Taco-like goodness on a crust. Also yum.

And why do I think you care...

J

Anonymous said...

Waves at everyone!

Heard so much about you all.
(and some of it was actually good.)

God daughter did herself proud with lunch. Though I did miss the usual visit from the cute firemen.

ergoproxy said...

well cute firemen would be a bonus...


TJ don't hurt yourself!

elena said...

Cupcake

Fred isn't really a smartass.

(I had to say that or she'd come in the kitchen and hit me)

Original Punk J said...

Fred, you are a sassy thing, but that may just be your normal attitude. :P

Cute firemen, hunh? Something you want to tell us, Fred? Hmm? No, never mind, it's ok.

So what do you think of Mayo's Castle?

J

Vivienne said...

*waves at Fred*

Hi Fred. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Mayo did you or did you not tell Toujours and Elena a secret which they told the OPS? The OPS said that TWO people told them your secret and it was right after your post that was after Toujours went to see MCR in concert, and around the time they started calling you (AND Gerard) Carmine).

June 16, 2008 12:19 AM

toujours said...

wha..?

ergo? i won't!

crappy day -- couldn't say anything that wasn't pissing people off -- so i ended up just shutting up and flirting with bus boys at the restaurant.

need to dance.

even if only in this chair.

*guitars call to blood*




i mean, i know i probably look like sarah brightman trying to dance to anti-flag, but i can't hold still...!

*throws head forward, curls cover face*

*lip-sync a screeeeeeeaammmmm!*

Anonymous said...

I must say this is a different place. so cozy, so homey. So full of nasty little spiders hiding in corners. I love it.

As to being a smart ass. I can't help it as my ass is the smartest part of my body and thus I must show it...

Anonymous said...

Waving back at Cupcake!

Nice to meet you...

ergoproxy said...

bus time an hubby is home so pardon if I'm long between posts

toujours said...

hey! leave my friends the spiders alone, fred!

i'll take away your starbucks allotment, see if i don't!


*stern gaze fred-ward*


*returns to the important stuff*

Original Punk J said...

Fred, it's cool. As Elena's friend, I expect you to have a certain amount of "hinky" about you.

I think it's a prerequisite! :D

Does she give you a lot of trouble?

J

Vivienne said...

*Still waving* Fred, we should probably stop, we look spastic.
:)

Original Punk J said...

See you later--off and on--Ergo! Tell hubby hi and a late Happy Father's Day!

J

Anonymous said...

TJ
You can try to take away my Starbucks allotment but I'm afraid all that would get you is a bloody stub....lol


J:
Elena gives my nothing but grief but alas it is my lot in life to bear with it. Actually Mr Elena pays me to keep her out of what's left of his hair.

elena said...

Bye Ergo

Talk to you later.


I never give anyone any trouble at all!!!!!!!!!- J

How could you even ask that? I have a funny feeling Fred is in there writing something bad about me.

Original Punk J said...

Fred, heeheehee! "What's left of his hair." He's such a card, that Mr Elena. *said with mild sarcasm but also love*

Elena, forgot to ask you, how did your car fare during the storms? Much hail damage? And, any resolution to that problem from the other day?

J

Anonymous said...

Moi?

I would never say anything bad about my dear dear friend Elaine...whoops...Elena(cough)

elena said...

See I was right. I knew Fred was up to no good.

You can't believe a word she says.

She tells all kinds of stories about the interstate and caves and .....oh crap here she comes.

elena said...

J

The car is good the other is not.

toujours said...

all that would get you is a bloody stub....lol

you make me giggle, fred m'dear. i think you might be...all right.

maybe.







we'll see.

Original Punk J said...

RUN ELENA RUN!

Nothing worse than a loose Fred in the house.

Quick, tempt her with the "special salsa"!

J

Original Punk J said...

Ah, I thought as much, E. Sorry about that. I mean, it's good about the car, no hail damage, what a relief. Fred won't have to buy you another. :D

Smackage is always good, though...

J

Anonymous said...

J:

No special salsa for me and worse yet none for Elena until after she drives me home. She's really quite a bore without it.

Are we having fun yet????

elena said...

I agree J but you know how I am.

So how is L tonight?

Vivienne said...

Owww! cupcake hit her head. Now I'm going to have a lumpy head for my birthday. Damn typical.


Did someone say salsa?

elena said...

oh really Fred....

If you start walking home now you might make it before the rain starts again.

toujours said...

*smug*

i already had my special salsa.



*looks around*

hey.

you know what?

unless i miss my guess, and with the addition of fred, the only people commenting right now are the ones who know "the secret" *echo chamber sdfx*


quick! let's put on our secret society robes and light the candles and initiate fred into our cabal!

carmine can be the high priest!!









*pffft*

*rolls eyes*

elena said...

cupcake be careful

or have you had some salsa already?

toujours said...

oh oops. took me so long to get out the super-secret robes that cupcake came in.

*hides robes behind back*

:D

hi cupcake!

*bright and innocent*

Anonymous said...

You sure talk big Elena.

In fact, I think I feel a sudden illness...cough....cough

Don't think I can work tomorrow...sniffle....

Anonymous said...

False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

Original Punk J said...

Oh Cupcake honey, watch out for those chickens, they'll get you every time! Don't worry, just comb your hair over the lump and no one will notice. Or wear a hat.

Elena, yes I know how you are. Would you like me to administer the smackage for you?

L's at her parents' for F-Day. When I talked to her about 9 our time, she was going to bed as she was hurting mucho and so very tired. She's supposed to be coming back tomorrow. She said to tell you hi, when I talked to you.

Fred, you'd best be nice to E, or she WILL make you walk home! And you'll be the proud owner of all her plastic pumpkins, too!

J

Anonymous said...

I know the secret

I know the secret

I know the secret


psst...wanna know??




THERE IS NO SECRET

elena said...

gosh Fred I hope you're not getting sick. You know how you hate to miss work.

Besides that boss of yours is such a bitch she'd probably hunt you down and make you go to work.

Vivienne said...

Oh TJ! :P

Elena, no salsa for me then!


J, what would I do without you?

... crash and burn, crash and burn.

Anonymous said...

J:

I will be administrating the smackage. Sorry but I called it. Maybe next time.

PS Do not threaten me with pumpkins. She has already given me too many to count....

ergoproxy said...

Fred - just don't drink the water....

Vivienne said...

Salsa, water.... is NOTHING safe?

Original Punk J said...

Fred, I bow to your superior smackage talent. *bows to Fred* Perhaps you can give me lessons? I would be honored.

Hey, I thought E threatened EVERYONE with pumpkins. It's her way. ;D

Cupcake: you would not know how to hide your head-lumps, that's what you'd do. Yep. heeheehee

MacBeth Anon: to whom are you addressing your comment?

J

Anonymous said...

Too late...

I've had 3 glasses of water...feeling strangely dizzy..the room is going black

elena said...

I have given Fred pumpkins as a token of love.

(I threw them at her during the sale)

ergoproxy said...

cupcake if I send a card tomorrow will it get to you before you go to melbourne?

Vivienne said...

J..... how do I hide my horns?

Original Punk J said...

No, Cupcake, nothing is safe. Lest of all...

The Well.

Dangerous, nasty, foul, odiferous critters dwell in the Well. (OOH, I made a rhyme!)

That's where Wendy poured the vodka.

J

Vivienne said...

Probably Ergo! :)

ergoproxy said...

the pumpkin thing, fred and I decided it's a fetish, the halloween story is a cover

Anonymous said...

Yes,
I have perfected my smackage talent after many years of dedicated study. I would be happy to share.

Now, snatch this pebble from my hand.

elena said...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back for another drink of water....

Original Punk J said...

Cupcake: depends on where they are.

Pumpkin fetish, Ergo? How sad...the Blog Family is always the last to know...*sob*

She needs professional help! Who do we call?

J

Vivienne said...

Fred, you're funny. When I rule the world I'll kill you last.

ergoproxy said...

daaaaa dum


daaaaa dum


daaaaaa

dum dum dum dum

Original Punk J said...

"Now, snatch this pebble from my hand."

HELL NO! You'll smack me!

J

Vivienne said...

I keep my horns on my head, with my bunny ears, J.

elena said...

I do not have a pumpkin fetish...

Fred and Ergo are ganging up on me.

ergoproxy said...

well elena you are the one with a barn full of pumpkins......

Original Punk J said...

Well, see, you're already hiding them. That's what the bunny ears are for.

Maybe Elena will give you a pumpkin to wear as a disguise--? If you ask nicely? (Don't get too close to her though, she seems to bite.)

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Well...."

*looks down into Well*

*gasps*

MAYO! What the Hell?

Aw MAAAAAN, my eyes!

Somebody take me back to the Castle...

J

miranth said...

Just checking in - I have a lot to read :( So I 'll check back later...

Helloooooo cabalists :)) Just Kidding! Yes I laughed out loud TJ! Thanks for that! And no, I am not the secret anon, before I get accused of that too! Now I'm really rolling! :))))

Hi OP - J, TJ, elena, fred, cupcake and ergo!!! And mayo if you're lurking.

Happy fathers day! I had to tiptoe around the subject all day, as my friends and I have all lost our fathers :((( But I have found that as time passes, I remember some of the best times with him with much greater clarity and gratitude. :) And for that I can't be sorry.

ergoproxy said...

hi miranth. it's difficult for those who've lost dads but a good opportunity to recall them fondly

Vivienne said...

Hello Miranth!

Anonymous said...

If it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul.

elena said...

yes Ergo I have a barn full of pumpkins and other things.....

Oh like the giant box of rubber snakes. Now that is a box full of fun.

ergoproxy said...

I bet a box of snakes is fun!
your barn would fit in with RW's box of "extra animal ears and assorted bits"

toujours said...

i can't decide between albé and will...

oh.

i never thought i'd be forced to choose! who let them both on this blog!





oh, hang it all.


more, please, o bard of avon. ♥

Anonymous said...

I have a box of bats.
Can I join the party?

Original Punk J said...

Hey Miranth, I'm right there with you. I thought about my dad a lot today, too. I'm always finding books he would like...still, after 20 years. :/

Elena: "A box full of rubber snakes is a box full of fun!" What a slogan! They'll sell by the millions.

And where is Fred? Did you push her in the box of rubber snakes?

Shakespeare Anon, again, who are you addressing please? I'm curious.

J

Vivienne said...

I have bats in my belfry! HAHA!

I win.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm kinda digging your quotes, Shakespeare anon.

ergoproxy said...

me

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