It is a youthful requirement,
A developmental entitlement,
To want to be separate, unique.
“Your perspective is quite oblique.”
True, but they say it’s inevitable
And becoming is so undeniable,
That now, when I look into me
More and more it is him that I see.
p.s. of course I am and he wouldn't want it any other way, a knock-off.
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Awwww, for that I will knead your leg, K. ^_~
I always rub my friends.
o_O
You just gave the blog claps, RW.
So I did, K!
I really should be more careful with that.
A nekkid movie??
Who's nekkid in your movie??
Okay, who needs rubbing and kneading? And if I am rubbing and kneading then I be needing someone to make my smoothie for me!
Anon, I ain't falling for that again!
Damnit, I was gonna do it, but I apparently don't have the right version of Macromedia.
I will make your smoothie SOlly, if you will knead my leg. Actually you can all knead me.
RW, I think RDJ is nakie in my movie. Let's hope!
Do you feel the need for knead?!
Hey!
Which movie is it, K?
OMG, my dude is driving me nuts. >_<
BRB.
I do, Splash!
RW, it's a movie called "Fur - Something Something Something Diane Arbus."
Whatever, it's a naked movie.
Oh, well. As long as it's nakie who cares what it's called.
Exactly! ^_^
I admit I haven't seen many nakie movies.
It's something I've always regretted.
*is listening to Tears For Fears*
Well, I haven't seen too many, but I remember the nakie movies I have seen. Like Life of Brian, Angels and Insects, The Pillow Book (different from the Sei Shonagon book I was reading,) and there was this one movie with Julian Sands where he had it out.
Good times!
Sonofabitch!
I just got stung by a wasp lookin' thingy! >_<
Did you smush it, S&V??
Hey, this is neat: Breed page on the Saluki, whichi s brief, to the point and entirely accurate. The neat part is that it's Glenn Close's dog page! FetchDog.com, how cool is that?
Oh, goddamn, Princess! That beats all! That really effing hurts! Put a wet tea bag on the sting and crush that little bastard who stung you! >_<
My hubby smashed him. He was in my football jersey? WTF? I got out of the shower and slid my jersey on and BAM!
Cocksuckinmotherfuckinsonofabitch.
>_<
Smoke,
That blows! Hmmmm, put some ammonia on it.
Somebody gimme a Vicodin.
I know it doesn't really call for that but so. I WANT ONE!
WAHAHAHAHAH. T_T
See, tears, Mayo.
Question:
Was that Karma that just bit me?
Nah.
I once got bit my a big red flying ant. I was getting changed after coming out of a pool & didn't see that it had settled in my underpants.
It hurted.
Would you like one of my pretty red pills, S&V?
Owwwww, I bet that did hurt. Yes, little red pill, please.
Whank you. :(
Y'welcome :)
That happened to me once, Princess. I put on my silky pajama bottoms and there was a wasp in them and it stung my thigh. I threw my pants off (good thing I live alone!) and swatted the damn thing, then fed it to my spider, who ate like a king.
Feel better!
Well guys, naked movie time. Catch you later!
I don't like wasps.
And who knew such a teensy weensy little word could have, like, fifty bazillion syllables.
Smoke,
Does it hurt? Is it swelling up? Seriously, put some ammonia on it.
I'm for real!
Mustard,
I wrote a new blog! I am so happy for myself! It's been like a month! Yay, me!
*pats self on the back*
Happy nakie movie, K! :)
Oooo, so rhyme-y! I like it!
I'm all out of words at the *nod to our British friends* mo'.
Now, I am still sitting here thinking of more words to add. I think I have a condition of some sort.
I iz going to shower.
Be back soon...
I don't got no ammonia. :(
He stung me on my neck, too. AND IF MEFFIN' HURTS!
Oh, Solly! I just found someone on S//C from Georgia! She was all like, "OMG! SOMEBODY ELSE FROM GEORGIA!"
I was like, "Yeah, I think it's safe to assume there aren't many of us here, right?"
My neck hurts. WAHAHAHA!
Well, I know chewing tobacco is supposed to work too. But you ain't got none of that either so...ummm let me think.
ice, benadryl, and ibuprofen, Smoke
A paste made of baking soda and water. That is what my mum used to put on my bee stings.
Dont forget some over the counter pain meds!
I don't got no ammonia. :(
You could pee on it.
*scuttles off to shower*
Just over the counter stuff? :(
Thanks Anon!
Solly, bring me some stuffs to put on it.
RW: O_O
It works for jellyfish stings, S&V.
So I've been told.
T'ain't tried it myself.
Anon's baking powder poultice sounds the best way to go.
Oh my. O_o
i just looked on a website and they said to put toothpaste on bee and wasp stings.
You know the episode of Friends when Joey and Chandler have to pee on Monica's jellyfish sting. And if it is on Friends, well it must be the truth right?!?!
Smoke,
Call mama! She has ammonia! Take you some benadryls and some ibuprofens and close your little peeps and go to sleep.
I have to admit that's a pretty fucked up thing that happened to you. Almost as fucked us as me stepping on the rake and blacking my eye.
Almost...
And look on the bright side, at least it wasn't a spider!
Ok.. Crest to the rescue!!
Well, there ya go! If Joey and Chandler did it, it's gotta be the truth!
I miss that show. I loved Chandler and Phoebe.
Why you guys talkin' 'bout peeing on each other?
Weirdos.
;)
Anon(s),
She won't listen to me if I tell her ammonia! I bet if Bear Grylls said to pee on it she would believe it!
And look on the bright side, at least it wasn't a spider!
You shoulda seen me. I was stressin' cuz I just knew it was a freakin' spider. I was almost relieved. O_o
Crest? Does that work? I have Crest!
But I've also watched em on that Beach Patrol show, they spray folks with vinegar and water, just for the effect. People think it's going to help, so it works when in reality it does nothing.
So uhhh...yeah.
Gee, thanks, Solly. Now nothing will work. IT STINGS LIKE A MOFO!
I'm a big wimp that likes attention, in case you guys haven't noticed. ^_~
My toothpaste is better than all of your toothpastes combined.
Just sayin'.
Smoke,
Go and try the toothpaste or a cold rag!
squeeze lemon juice on the sting to remove the venom.
raw onion or a slice of raw potato will help to alleviate the pain and itch.
Okay, I've tried the toothpaste. Let's see if it works.
@_@
Ooooh, Bee Stinger! Thank you! My only problem is your talking to someone who doesn't buy groceries! I have none of those things. Hahaha!
Toothpaste is the only thing I do have!
your = you're
GRRRR!
Bee Sting.. are we talking about dinner or fixin' her bee sting. :-) Just givin' you a hard time.
Okay, I'm gonna post then go to bed, you guys!
I'm so pooped.
Night everyone!
Bwahaha!
Night Mustard! Sweet dreams!
Bee Sting.. are we talking about dinner or fixin' her bee sting. :-) Just givin' you a hard time.
Haha! That was funny. *high fives you*
Thanks for the advice Bee Sting Anon. I didn't know those things would work, but now I do!
once the pain is gone she could snack on the onions and potatoes!
;)
Night Mustard... happy posting :-)
Niiiice, now you guys are feeding me, too. I am loved. ^_^
Alrighty, I'm about to head off to bed, too.
Mayo!
Song list, please. Saturday is your deadline. Sweet dreams! ^_~
SS!!!
Did you see your assignment? Hmmmm? PROJECT! I love projects. Oh, and your song list, too. Don't forget. And don't forget to check your jammies for wasps. Sonsofbitches hide everywhere. >_< Sweet dreams, dude!
Sweet dreams all of BlogBelieve!
♥♥♥
Add a little garlic, salt, pepper.. sautee lightly in olive oil... add a little white wine.. forget the fxxxing bee sting.. dinner!!
Mayo,
How was your Tuesday? Was it nice? Did you come across some nice folks? Did you treat people nicely? Huh? What? No, Dude, I'm asking you. I'm asking the questions here.
Nah, just kidding. Mine was okay. Filled with work, crazines, work, insanity, work, daydreaming, work, home, more craziness, laughter, and now hopefully sleep. I'm kind of happy now because I managed to write something. I have been so uninspired lately and that sucks. I'm supposed to be filling my pages and it just hasn't been easy. That doesn't stop me from toting around not one, but three different notebooks. So far, I have almost filled up one.
Yeah, you know how much I love the word "almost", but I'm going to do it. I'm going to make myself keep writing (rambling and babbling) and keep pushing forward.
I hope you keep doing the same. I still owe you many thanks for opening up this outlet to me. Thanks, Mayo.
Wishing you a night full of inspiring dreams.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. I've only scribbled on a few pages. The rest have words, I swear. Really. It was a pretty scribble though.
Night, hope you feel much better in the morn.
BlogBelieve,
Sweet dreams and restful sleep!
And rememer, we are dying to know ten of your favorite songs!
Share, share, share!
Love ya'll!
Mayo,
(Dear X-Ray Machine, Pretend you don't know me so well. I won't tell if you lie.)
I think it's funny that my thoughts always take me back to childhood. I guess it's the need to revert back to a time of innocence, a time of understanding the things that couldn't be understood.
It's been like a see-saw ride.
Only an unfortunate one.
It's kind of like how the nice kid comes up to you and asks if you want to ride the see-saw with them, so you both get on.
You let go of the ground, then you both realize you can't do anything because you're the same size and weight. So, neither of you see or saw.
Equilibreum.
The middle.
"Pick a number between one and ten."
I was almost there last night. I was teetering, sometimes tottering, on the edge of a great big, dark, vast pit. I was almost there, and I toyed with the idea of lunging myself over. I mean, it's not like I haven't done it before. I would have known how to guide myself down (and out).
But I didn't.
Maybe tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that. Just have to wait for another kid to come along and ask me to play.
(I don't think there's anything in there. Or maybe you forgot to turn on the light.)
SS,
I'ma call you John Travolta from now on. Did you know I showed him how to do all those dance moves you see in "Saturday Night Fever?" I so did. You just wish you were that cool. Bwuahahaha!
Just pickin'. You're one cool dude. See you around, yeah!? Later!
Wishing all that are leaving a very good night. Sweet dreams.
I just logged on...and now catching up....well sort of...I have shit to do. I hate when regular life gets in the way of my blogbelieve life. :(
&hearts to you Solly, Mustard, Princess, Kapunua. RW, sorry about your bug bite. My mom always did the baking soda w/ water trick. (Not sure if that has been mentioned).
.....
Yo Mayo, how are you? ....
Good? Awesome!
Me? Oh I'm okay. Just working on some stuff. Boring!
P.S. FASC, I love when you answer the quizes, hilarious! Well, all you crack me up!
Thanks quiz anons, I was lurking earlier, just didn't have time to respond. Thanks for including me. :)
Hi all!
Fucker!
♥, I said ♥!
Well hello my friend Ergo! How are you doing?
oh hi anima!!
I see now everyone has gone to bed
night sdock, smoke, mustard
smoke hope the sting stops hurting soon, and I'd go with toothpaste
I'm good thanks back from morning titoring, how are you?
Hey Ergo, hey Anima, what's up with you two?
J
Hi, EP and Anima! :D
And hullo, J! :D
Kapunua, from a wayyyyy long time ago, we still should talk some politics, government relations and such. I keep forgetting. I had a nice conversation (via email) today with this guy I met at work last year. He got my head burning again! Some day my friend we should talk on the phone. However, just ask Elena, I will talk your head off! Not sure if you would be down with it. Haha! I am much more quite on the blogs and AIM, so maybe that will be better. ^_^
Hey RW, whatya been up to lately?
J
Oh wait, Princess had the bee sting? Damn, I should read more.
Hi J, how are things? You hanging in there?
Ergo, how was titoring today?
RW, how's the vacation going? (secretly jealous!)
Hi J hi RW how are you both?
It was good thanks probability and statistics
but I got a sausage roll for lunch!
I'm good ^_^
Vacation continues to go well, though my sleep schedule is completely out of whack!
How are you guys?
Hey Anima
I wish you would talk my ear off...we keep missing each other. Phone tag, for sure.
Hello everyone
So what did I miss today?
We had the 'watchers'....
and Fruit Punch who is super nice.
Ummm, what else, oh I read on mcrumorcontrol that no one should 'harass us' which is very nice, but then someone said...it's nice to harass the 'mentally unstable.' AWESOME!!!
Hi elena!
Hey Ergo
How's it going?
OH! Ergo I love statistics! Crazy I know, but I do. Never thought I would, but somehow being a totally failure at mathematics, I excelled in stats. A sausage roll? Did a student bring it for you?!
Ergo, I would love talk your ear off! Any time my friend!
RW, the vacation time will totally 'eff your schedule. In a good way of course, but then it's a buzzkill when you gotta get back to work. Bugger. Hope you are enjoying every second...even the sleeping parts. ;)
Hi, Elena! :D
Err, edit:
It's not nice to harass.
*sorry just re-read that comment.
Hi Elena, I just left you a message. :)
Sorry, I was doing what I usually do, five different things at once.
Well, Anima, Ergo, Elena, RW, it's going right down the fucking toilet. Each day brings me closer to the recognition that I don't fit in with my family any more. Hell, I don't think I ever really did. Thought I might have an ally and some backup from my oldest sister re: Mom and her treating me like an ignorant child, but, well, NO. So there you go. :P
Other than that, everything's lovely.
Elena, got something I wanted to tell you about, maybe on email? Don't feel much like talking on the phone tonight. I'll send you a note in a couple minutes. Cool?
Anima, I'd rather be called crazy than be stalked. :)
J
P.S. I apologize in advance. I am nicotine deprived. And really crazy right now.
Maybe I should go meditate or something....
ELENA, I WANT A CIGARETTE!!!!!
See, I need to go breathe...just breathe.
I like stats too, my student has a test coming up so it was reviewing mean median mode quartiles standard deviation and also probability,histograms and contingency tables so it was pretty thorough
her dad bought them for us seeing as he was home :)
Mothers do that, J. Mine still thinks I'm 8.
oh J it really sucks when family gets like that, I usually get my brother side with my mum, but he sees my point of view more these day, it's never anything huge but it's a pain so a bigger deal would be totally horrid
J, sweetie, I want to hug you right now.
You need to be true to yourself. It's hard to fit into our families...it's not really a choice in a way. I guess I've learned to just be me and if they don't like it, well fuck 'em.
So what's going on specifically, can you explain? Maybe we can help. I hope.
Okay J
Anima I can smoke one for you. Will that help?
Hi RW
My mom's been doing some odd things lately (odd for her, anyway), and when I try to tell my sisters about it, they act like I want to commit her to a mental institution and take away her control of her life! NO. I just want her to realize she can't run my life, she doesn't have the right to dictate who my friends are, how I spend my money, etc. It's really more complicated than that, but I don't want to go into too much detail. It's not fair to Mom.
But, if she would realize that I'm 42 and not 4 or 2, we might deal with it a little better.
Thanks for the commiseration, guys. Gotta rant sometimes.
J
J, I would not like to be stalked either. That would suck!!!
Ergo, I just got all excited over your stat terms. Haha! I was so amazed when I finally got to use programs like SAS and SPSS. Fun, fun! Sick, I know!
J I think everyone has the same issues sometimes, my mum doesn't criticise much but if she does it's always go for the jugular
Ergo, with my mom it's every day. At least once, if not twice, depending on how many times we speak on the phone. It's primarily b/c of her post-stroke status, plus the memory loss from aging, plus chronic depression (untreated, SHE doesn't have depression oh no that's for weak people), plus, plus, plus. She's one of those depressives that hates everything and everybody that doesn't do what she thinks they ought to do. (I get my anger manifestation from her--imagine!)
It just gets old.
Sometimes it seems like everywhere I go, there's somebody who wants to criticize me, y'know?
J
J
I replied. Sorry to hear about your problems.
Sent you one back, Elena. Thanks. Ought to be used to the problems by now, hunh?
Sorry girls, I don't want to bring y'all down.
Looks like FP got some notice today, not all of it good. (Sorry FP if I got you in trouble!)
J
hi! can't stay -- my sister (the one who didn't grow up with us and thus gets me totally, go figure) is calling me in a couple of minutes -- yay! she's always so frickin' busy i never get to talk to her, and she's been helping me figure some stuff out via email and now we're going to confab.
but i'll stop back in before i go to bed, to say my good nights!
anima -- still going to try to get your email out to you. i've been thinking about you so much. *hugs* until the email. ♥
okay! gotta dash!
see you later my friends!
bye, mayo! don't make a mess while i'm gone! *heehee*
J it sounds like a really difficult situation, have you seen a helpers/family support group? Sometimes talking to others in the same situation helps
Hi & bye, TJ :D
*woooosh*
hi-bye TJ
No, Ergo, I'm not really into that "group" thing. This is the closest I'll ever get to therapy! You all are better than a therapist, and a Hell of a lot cheaper! hahahaha
Besides, you all know me better than they would. I wouldn't feel comfortable talking to complete strangers.
(Here is where someone makes the obligatory "you guys are strange enough" comment--usually me--but I don't have it in me tonight.)
J
Hugs you too TJ!
J, my friend just stopped by, I'm sneaking in while he's in the bathroom. I promise to read and come back. I want you to feel better.
Oh and he's giving me crap re: the blog....of course! How could anyone understand! LOL!
J I don't like face to face but there are some internet sites to get advice, I did when my grandpa had dementia, it was anonymous and not pushy at all
pssst Anima
*whispers*
interquartile range
*whispers to Ergo*
I'm getting so hot right now.
LOL!
Sorry, should not have refreshed...I'll brb.
Thanks Ergo, Anima. Maybe I'll try the internet sites, Ergo. Who knows.
Maybe I'll just sit quietly in the corner and play with my lip. That could be soothing...
Nah, I'll get over it eventually. But thanks to all of you, regardless.
Anima, don't get too excited over those stat terms, ok? We'd hate to have to hose you down!
J
0_0
Hey J
Sent you another.
Fred and I will be on more as soon as someone leaves for work!
who knew that stats was such a raunchy subject!
Ergo, maybe you should write a stat story for the SP blog...? Are there others out there who share Anima's fetish for graphs and comparisons?
*shudders to think*
Elena, back atcha. Tell Mr Pissy Pants "hi". :)
J
My naked movie was COMPLETELY NOT WHAT I EXPECTED!
O_o
O_O
*giggles*
Is that good or bad, K??
To avoid any further problems, I've decided to leave the following comment and be done with it.
Anonymous(s) *laughs* and those I spoke to earlier,
Thank you for the company, advice, and kind words. I regret causing you any trouble or confusion.
TK
P.S. I'm keeping the gay boxer joke but will leave you my share of profits from our new food ideas.
Hang on, RW, I'm going to write a review in a sec. ^_^ Lemme just say for now, O_O.
Hullo, Fruit Punch :)
Hey FP, I saw you got a little gnawed-on today. Not leaving us, are you? Hope not.
J
Mayo, I want you to know that you are Lionel Sweeney, only maybe less hairy. I guess. Right? It's the voice and the hiding in the shadows and the creepy "guess what weird thing I'm about to say now" thing and the full-on weirdness but mostly the voice. Say these lines for me: "Do you want to take off your slippers? Do you want to get in the water?"
Yep, I knew it.
That's twice you've been a RDJ character, Mayo, what say you to that?
Right, so going into this movie I had no idea that the nakieness was going to be random people, nor had I any idea that the dude I paid 5 dollars to watch was going to be, you know, all hairy and stuff. I mean the movie was totally a riveting study of the repressed female of the 50's (and of 2008, I'll get to that in a sec,) and all but sometimes I was giggling when I wasn't supposed to be (like when he makes her a coat made out of his SHAVED BODY HAIR, OH GEE THANKS!) and the whole shaving scene to begin with ("no one will be seated during the breath-taking, hour-long shaving scene!") There was a hell of a lot of stair-climbing and Nicole Kidman breathed a lot, very loudly, in this movie.
But I'll tell you what, she was nearly every woman on this blog, and Lionel Sweeney was Mayo. Lemme 'splain.
So Nicole Kidman, in a not-so-biopic of the photographer Diane Arbus, is this repressed weirdo who is in her late 30's early 40's, is married, frustrated, and works for her husband. When she meets Lionel Sweeney (who spends the first half of the movie wearing masks and whispering to her from shadows,) she tells him how she has always loved things that other people rejected (that's my simplification of it,) and has been drawn to the unusual at best, and the macabre at the most extreme. She had all these quirks, things she wanted to see, to experience and to photograph, but instead she got married and she feels it's too late to begin again.
Well, she reminded me of me (without so much the marriage) and a few other of us on the blog, and obviously Lionel Sweeney reminded me of Mayo (without so much the body hair. Err, I guess, because who knows.) Mainly because he gives her back her sense of intrigue and basically lets her be herself around him, even though he hides a lot in the beginning.
Umm, then like, it gets all weird with the shaving and heavy-breathing and the body-hair coat and the really odd, (sad) ending which I won't give away.
Mayo, if you get the chance, do see this movie. It might be up your alley. Or it might make you laugh inappropriately. Either way, what fun!
Can one gnaw on fruit punch?
like when he makes her a coat made out of his SHAVED BODY HAIR
O_o
He looked up from the frequency distribution table in front of him, the pen poised above the ∑fx² at the base of the column he was totalling. Her spectacles were level with his ear, and he could feel her quick shallow breathing.
"Are you ready for the standard deviation calculation yet" she asked, he hand resting lightly beside the regulation tablet of paper he was using.
His mind was in a whirl "Almost" he found himself whispering back, he self consciously cleared his throat "I have the mean squared and should be finished here.." he 2B pencilled in the final number, "...as we speak"
"Good" she nodded standing, her shoulder length sensible hair falling sensibly to her shoulders, he saw she was cradling graph paper against her well supported bosom. With the frantic realization that she had already completed the probability histograms he grabbed his calculator, his pale blue button collar shirt creasing slightly as he removed it from his breast pocket, caressing the buttons as he wished to caress her ...
I wanna se it, K, what's it called??
If you speak directly to me, the unusual sorts will emerge. ;)
like when he makes her a coat made out of his SHAVED BODY HAIR
O_o
I KNOW!
Kinky, EP!
It's called: "Fur, An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus."
And Mayo is in it.
The unusual sorts will emerge anyway, Fruit Punch. Go getting around that at Mayo's, I'm afraid.
oh, that's so erotic ergo!...more
I'ma gonna rent it, K!
See if I don't!
...stay tuned for the next episode of Chi² Love, all you statistical longings made real
*go = no
>_<
I'm brave, FP, I'll take that chance.
Usually all I have to do is show up, and "unusual sorts" flock to me like flies to honey. Or maybe another, less pleasantly-scented substance. ;/
Other than Vultures, how's it going?
J
hi FP how are you? have a good tuesday?
K that sounds very.....unusual
nothin' more sensual than a man holding a 2B pencil ;)
Absolutely see it, RW. It's so reminiscent of this blog. And even if it wasn't it was pretty compelling. When you rent it and watch it, do let me know what you think!
Also let me know if it freezes around chapter 11. I hate that crap!
Ergo, it was very intriguing! ANd it looked very itchy too.
Ergo, can we post your libidinous missive at our nasty blog? According to some, it might lend the place a hint of class.
:P is what I say to them about "nasty".
Ooh, 2B (or not 2B) a pencil, that is the question...
J
It also made me look up photographs of Diane Arbus, which are pretty eye-popping.
11:56 I know!
and I'm sure he has a propelling pencil as well, and a nice range of black biros
*nudge nudge, wink wink*
Ooh, 2B (or not 2B) a pencil, that is the question...
hmmm...interesting
Is his pencil...mechanical?
J
yes ergo... say no more!
sure J
and
2B the pencil for the man who wants a slightly softer point than a HB but doesn't want to run the risk of smudging
Interesting perhaps, Anon, but does it...
...have lead?
J
Not much to tell, I'm afraid. I spent the better part of my day working (or pretending to) and the rest at the gym. I'm bored silly and too sore to do anything about it. This is why I don't discuss my self. ;)
I think my gym may be in danger of closing which would suck a lot
I may have to buy a home gym (and a proper one not a silly infomercial one)
Which in turn makes me want to go back to black and white photography on a traditional camera instead of the macro digital nonsense I've been doing for about a year. >_<
I wants to take photos now, K.
*has been reading about Diane A.*
Bored "silly"? Hmm. Now I can go with bored "stiff", or bored "out of my mind". But bored "silly"? What makes you silly when you're bored? Seems like you wouldn't be bored if you're silly.
Just another deep thought.
J
Ergo, I envy your will. If my gym closed, I would insist it was a sign.
And eat the damned Cool Whip.
Fantastic, right, RW? Inspiring, even.
And a search for her photos, oddly enough, led me to blog with all these nakie men. Unfortunately most of them are airbrushed and in the same exact damn pose, but there are some that are halfway decent.
And this, in turn, makes me want to draw again. I haven't drawn a picture since the holidays.
Cool Whip and PopTarts, now available in convenient sixpack containers--pick one up today!
J
J,
If I were to say that I was bored stiff, the sexual/anatomical jokes would run rampant.
I haven'c come across any of her nakie photos yet, K. But I shall perservere.
Or is that perverservere?
That makes for the perfect dessert after the wine in a can/ cheese in a box/ crackers on the side snack. :)
I've also been thinking of champagne in those Capri Sun pouches...
"perverservere"
Quite possibly my new favorite word.
FP, yeah, well, welcome to MY world. There are some people here who can talk about all manner of guys, activities, and whatever, and not get one thing said to them. Let ME try that, and I get called a dirty, perverted, creepy, disgusting, old *insert insult here*. Never fails.
J
FP are you a guy?
Fruit Punch said...
J,
If I were to say that I was bored stiff, the sexual/anatomical jokes would run rampant.
...and now they shall.....
and ~news flash~
I've never had a pop tart or cool whip
Perversevere! Yeah!
I'm not sure how I found the nakie blogs, they are all on blogspot. beautiful.blogspot.com, americanurge.blogspot.com (the banner pic of that one is fantasmic,) alexsandercr.blogspot.com/ and stuff like that. Most of these boys look like typical overly buff punk bitches in the same pose, looking all bumpy and smooth like walnuts in a greased condom, but once in a while there's a pretty decent photo.
I like that word, RW. Add it to the Mayotionary!
FP, your idea is a grand one. Let's add cake in a bag to that, what say?
J
To each his or her own, right? That works both ways.
I'm no one to talk, I got worked up over hot Pop Tarts and Cool Whip. ;)
I believe the jury is still out on my gender.
J
I just planted some lavender and purple cuphea to replace hen decimation
now just need to get them to "fok off"
Meh, most of those pics are dumb, airbrushed and boring after all. There's only so many times you can look at different dudes with their tighty whiteys halfway down their buttcheeks before being all eye-rolly. I mean, can't you keep your underwear up, or what? I hate Calvin Klein.
Ta, J :D I'm touched!
did you know australia invented the wine cask?
Can't beat a country that believes wine needs to be portable and in a 4L container
Most of these boys look like typical overly buff punk bitches in the same pose, looking all bumpy and smooth like walnuts in a greased condom
O_O
yes ergo, but it tastes distinctly inferior to ones that are bottled
more like paint stripper
"perverservere"
Quite possibly my new favorite word.
I almost missed that, FP! Thanks ^_^
Seriously, RW, picture it. It's too true.
Welp! This is me off to bed. Well, after feeding birds again, taking dogs out and locking up etc.
RW, do see that movie and let me know what you thought, okeee?
Mayo, you are non-hairy Lionel Sweeney. Know this.
Catch ya on earth's next half-spin!
The conversation here... amazing...
*wipes away tears*
Brilliant! Cake in a bag.
The icing?
Have a good night, K! :)
resurrected wreck said...
Ta, J :D I'm touched!
June 18, 2008 12:23 AM
Uh...by WHO, RW? ;)
Ergo, the hens need to be wary. With all the talk of new food item packaging, their days may be numbered. "Fock off" indeed!
FP said...
I believe the jury is still out on my gender.
Didn't know it was up for debate...is it, uh, detachable?
J
Not telling, J! ;P
anon it has come a long way since early goon days (good = bad wine) a lot of our top wineries make 1 or 2 L casks now, but yeah cheap stuff can still be pretty brutal
"Didn't know it was up for debate...is it, uh, detachable?"
If you only knew how hard I laughed at that for some reason. :)
From what I saw, there was an anon discussion about it but I only skimmed it. To answer your question...
I sure as hell hope not!
RW's got a secret, RW's got a secret! Ha ha ha ha HA ha!
*Psst!*
Is it Mayo? I bet it is!
MAYO'S TOUCHING RW! MAYO'S TOUCHING RW!
FP...two words:
DECORATOR'S TUBE.
;D
Ergo, I want a 4L portable cask of wine. Except with scothch.
J
Shhhhhhh, J! You're not supposed to tell!!
*sends 4L scothch cask J's way*
FP and I laughed out loud at your response!
night K sleep well
I sure as hell hope not!
Just don't date Lorena Bobbitt. Then you can make sure.
J
Ergo, could you imagine?
I did and it doesn't end well at all.
Luckily, she's not my type.
Hello again, everyone.
Interesting conversation going on...
Well then, that's fortuitous, for many people I'm sure.
Ok, so now we have:
--cheese in a box
--wine in a can
--sixpack of Cool Whip and PopTarts
--crackers on the side
--champagne in a pouch
--cake in a bag
Did I miss anything? What else can we mass-produce?
J
yay FP!!
*streamers and confetti*
ok beautiful people I must be off titoring for the night.
take care all and see you tomorrow
bye
♥xx♥
Lovelies, if you go to GVs blog it leads you to the livejournal of Black_dossier. The comments there are interesting. You should take a look at whose there and what's being said.
Goodnight Ergo, thanks for the laughs! I really needed them. *hugs and kisses* See you tomorrow!
J
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