Thursday, May 29, 2008

You couldn't shut me up if you tried.

As any good poem will do, I was moved to another place. Taken back to a day long ago when I was twelve, no maybe eleven, and had spent a good portion of the afternoon alone foraging around in the yard. Aside from some awkward social issues, I was content (even the social issues contented me because it gave me the excuse to be alone). So that particular day, standing in my yard, breathing in the warm fresh air of spring, I recall being rained upon by helicopters. I collected them all in a box, or perhaps it was a bucket, and climbed my favorite tree as high as I could and re-released them to the ground. It was my intention to allow them a second flight, to once again be aloft.

It is amazing how similar we are, humans. Inhale (I’m), exhale (here). At the very core we exist, our attempts to make our lives enjoyable or in some instances passable should be worthy. Take it in, the amazing, the simple, the meaningful and give it away, just the same.

As I have said (and as some have speculated) I am privileged to have a few places to spout off (last count...Three, “oh lucky me.”). Of course, some of my words were never intended to be read by anyone other than the one I wrote them for and in some cases no one at all. These places have never intersected, until now. I have been reminded to rip myself open. So, I have gathered up these words for a second flight.


Her fingers weave through my hair
And her breath is a reminder (that I breathe)
In and out, slow and almost silent

I'm

h e r e


I'm

h e r e


I'm

h e r e



Her evening promise
brings me rest.
When I wake, whenever that may be
I can tell her anything
and she believes
And I understand
the weight of trust.
She begs me for more,
more anything, more everything
and I oblige, within reason
I can give endlessly
and she will return the favor.
She is at once present
and future entwined
For years in the making
and each moment a step
closer to letting go.



p.s. but once I am dead, Dis.



The written word, in any form, is a powerful gift. But, it can also destroy.

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Anonymous said...

Very true, Anon! Norway. "Cancer" solo. Dude has skillz, yo. :)


Hey, Jules!


Pizza Anon? I am so jealous. Is it thin crust or thick, 'cause that is the deciding factor for my jealousy.

Smoke said...

Bye, RW! Have fun!

Anon,

James rocks my socks, for sure. :)

JULES!!!!!!!

Iron Man was da bomb, was it not? OMG, I looooooved that movie.

Anonymous said...

i bet your pizza is not going to be as good as mine was

sdock10 said...

Mayo = Tony Stark

Just sayin....

Hello BlogBelieve,

Hope you guys are all doing fantastic.

I am fighting the meffer of all headaches and now I must go out and brave the treacherous heat to let my dogs run around.

I'l be back in a bit.

resurrected wreck said...

Your pizza would have to rock pretty hard to beat my pizza!

Anonymous said...

Well, you know what I mean. The intro the dude played before "Cancer" is what I meant. :)


Jules,
Sounds like you had an awesome time!


RW,
Have fun! See you later!

Anonymous said...

it's thin crust

resurrected wreck said...

Your pizza would, in fact, have to be the Toro of pizzas to rule over my pizza.

Smoke said...

I love Christian Bale as Batman but I might love Robert as Tony Stark even more.

And Spidey? Uggghhh.

Hello Sollydock!

resurrected wreck said...

Okay, really going now. Bye! :)

Anonymous said...

Hi, Sdock! So sorry about the headache. :(

Anonymous said...

it's thin crust

Yep, beyond jealous!

sdock10 said...

Thin crust is the only crust when it comes to pizza.

Just sayin...

Yeah, I have a worthless opinion on everymeffin'thing.

Anonymous said...

And once again ladies and gentlemen:

IRON MAN

OMG you guys, please go see it. It was so good.

The other thing that really impressed me about the movie was that it dared to tread into dangerous territories for big Hollywood movies: American accountability, the evils of warmongering, and the notion that not everyone from a place with lots of sand is the enemy. They didn't go too deeply or fearlessly--with the political climate what it is, a film like this really can't yet--but they did go there at least and it was heartening.

And RDJ is just about as hot as they come, gotta say. I grew up watching his films. I had little choice in the matter because my cousin who lived with me was/is obsessed with him. Either way I've always found him compelling and incredible, even at his worst times. Yet now, not only is he even more the actor he used to be, he's also fully goddamn meffing hot and deserves props just for looking really healthy and beautiful.

Anonymous said...

dance tonight

Smoke said...

Yet now, not only is he even more the actor he used to be, he's also fully goddamn meffing hot and deserves props just for looking really healthy and beautiful.

Agreed. 100%. ^_^

Anonymous said...

The last time we danced, it got a little hairy. :/


You're making me want to see this movie, Jules!

Smoke said...

You gotta go, Mustard. You gotta.

Anonymous said...

who's dancing?

Anonymous said...

Now I wanna post pics, Princess. Is this the movie that you and Solly went to see, or was that a different one? I remember you guys seeing a movie but I wasn't sure which it was.

Another thing about the movie, okay, there were, of course, a few mistakes and a few plot holes that annoyed me, but not so much that it destroyed the movie for me. One thing that bugged me was how it took Tony Stark forever to learn how to maneuver his mecha (sorry guys, I am a manga/anime fan at heart and this, to me, is total mecha,) but when the bad guy (don't want to spoil the movie so I'll just say "bad guy" here) gets into his for the first time, he's like a natural at it and doesn't have to practice. That gave me a moment of WTFness but even during that I was just like "OMGOMGOMGFANPOODLE" anyway, so.

yeah, WOW.

sdock10 said...

Yep, I totally agree, Jules.

Anonymous said...

Oh Splash, do yourself a favor, do go see it.

Smoke said...

Yeah, Solly and I saw it a couple of weeks ago. Luuurrrvvvved it!

Anonymous said...

Then you know what I mean when I say: "I came."

^_~

Smoke said...

Totally! Hahaha. :)

Anonymous said...

DId you guys ever see "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?" Because I thought that one was good, too. I laughed out loud a few times with that one.

Smoke said...

Now, I'm dying to see Edward Norton as Hulk.



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK! Can't wait.

Smoke said...

Nope, haven't seen that one, K.

sdock10 said...

Dude, I think these cherries are so much better after sitting in my fridge for a whole week.

Yeah, I'm spouting off complete nonsense today and I kinda like it.

Anonymous said...

The first, and maybe only movie, I saw Edward Norton in was "Fight Club." I love that movie, and was totally captivated.

Now I just have to read the book.

And it just now occurred to me that I don't watch a lot of movies.

Anonymous said...

i am. are you?

sdock10 said...

Edward Norton ruled in what was the name of that movie where he made Richard Gere look like a complete ass??? Primal Fear? Was that it?

ergoproxy said...

good morning

how is everyone!?

ah beginning the morning with Toro Skillz! excellent

and I must say SS looks fetching in his new outfit!

Anonymous said...

Ergo!

*high fives!*

Smoke said...

Primal Fear, yes!

And I ♥ Fight Club.

And Rounders was pretty damn good, too. Ed Norton, Matt Damon and John Malkovich.

Awesome.

Smoke said...

Hiya Ergo!

Anonymous said...

no, I'm singin'

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Everything okay up there?

Just checkin...




Hi Ergo!

Hi Mustard!

Hi Smoke!

Hi Jules!

Hi Anon(s)!

ergoproxy said...

mustard!

*high fives back*

cannot go past Toro in the morning


(I was going to use the line from Apocalypse now, about the smell of napalm and decided it didn't sound really good, not that sounds better but.....)

Anonymous said...

Fight Club the movie was fantastic. The book was that much more intense, as they usually are. I recommend that one as well as Haunted.

Sometimes this blog reminds me f Haunted. O_O

Anonymous said...

keep singin'. you could add a dance to your song.

ergoproxy said...

hi sdock Hi smoke hi kapunua

I am so glad to see elena isn't in Oz -I don't know how the munchkin villiage would cope with her and jake (especially jake!)

though if she fell in my Oz it would be fine :)


hi singing anon, and dancing anon, and pizza anon (or are you overlapping in there somewhere?)

Anonymous said...

blogger should add a music player like the one myspace has, then Mayo can put up his favorite songs.

Anonymous said...

Now, hey! That's no too shabby an idea, Anon!

That'd be pretty cool actually.

sally said...

She kindled the glow
in my breast,
she makes
my heart burn,
like Day, she laughs
in my soul.
The will of the Love Spirit is -
let it be night,
that brightly she may shine forth,

sdock10 said...

Anon,

We've been trying unsuccessfully to get Mayo to tell us what's on his ipod, so I dunno if he'd put up his fave song.

But if he did.....

*wonders what it would be*

Smoke said...

Now, that would be cool, Anon.

*wonders what Mayo would put up there first*

Smoke said...

Stop it Solly! O_O

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Get outta my head!!

We were afflicted with SMAW POESE!

sdock10 said...

You stop it!

I said it firstestest!

ergoproxy said...

anon that would be a cool thing
- wonder if it does exist?

ergoproxy said...

well how about that you can!

sdock10 said...

Johnny Cash, Mayo. You can never go wrong with The Man In Black.

Smoke said...

I bet he'd have, ummmmm, I dunno.

O_o

Anonymous said...

Hot damn, look at that!

It's possible!


Smaw Poese is the greatest thing, just sayin'.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

Don't you think that would be hell of a band name?

SMAW POESE

Anonymous said...

I bet Mayo would have some ABBA on there for sure.

What?

ABBA was the bomb. Okay, maybe like a grenade, but still.

ergoproxy said...

and apparently a lot of music player sites can code to embed into blogger.

and seeing as mayo owns and runs and IS blogger, then he should know how

Anonymous said...

We should make SMAW POESE into an acronym.

It's asking for it.

ergoproxy said...

oh come on Mustard ABBA ruled the 70's


bang a boomer boomerang, dummy dum dum de dummy dum dum can't beat that for lyrics!

Smoke said...

That is soooo freakin' cool

Oh, wait 'til dude next door figures that shit out. ^_^

Mayo is gonna have some Ike and Tina Turner, "Fool in Love" up there.*












*I heard it on the way home. :)

ergoproxy said...

wowt they are making a Donny Darko sequel?

Smoke said...

Smaw Poese

ToTs

I'm thinkin' ol'Yekim Yaw would be jelllluz.

ergoproxy said...

wowt?

Anonymous said...

MIB, it's most likely Abba could be there; he's the dancin' queen!

Anonymous said...

Nuh uh, Ergo! Nuh UH!

The Jackson 5 did.

Muwhahaha.

I love old stuff. They had it going on.


OOOOOO! What about KC and The Sunshine Band, Mayo? I know you can get down to them, am I right? ;)

Smoke said...

Wowt? What the hell is that, Ergo?

SMAW POESE! Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

I want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes

Anonymous said...

Yes, Ergo, I think word got out that I really really liked it, so they all got together and said, hey, let's ruin that.

Anonymous said...

Elton John's on there, too, I bet.

Some "Crocodile Rock?" Hell yes.

Smoke said...

I'm thinking some ol'Hank would be cool.

All My Rowdy Friends Are Comin' Over Tonight!

Smoke said...

Hello Darlin'?

Conway Twitty?

Mayo, do you even like old country? Bwahahaha.

ergoproxy said...

I was dancing to KC in our mock up lounge room disco the other night!


wowt is when so something is such a horrifically bad idea that you get choked off in the middle of the wow, anon that is exactly what I think it'll do, the reason it is so great is that it's a one off, unusual movie!

Anonymous said...

Oh my God, even better you guys.

Mayo seems the type to dig some old school stuff, right? Maybe some Gladys Knight and Da Pips, yhus?

And can't we all just picture Mayo hanging out, there happens to be a hairbrush nearby, a floor-length mirror, and an awesome stereo system.

The chorus hits, and Mayo picks up the hairbrush, does an about-face towards the mirror and belts that motherfucker out!

He's leaving (leaving!)
On that midnight train to Georgia!
And he's going back (going back to find)
To a simpler place and time!


Oh man, you guys know he does it!

Anonymous said...

Conway Titty

Anonymous said...

George and Tammy, too. :)

Anonymous said...

hello
:)

Smoke said...

Anon, that was just wrong. O_O

Mustard,

He soooo does that. Like everyday. And if he doesn't hit that note just right, he slings that hairbrush across the room. :)

Anonymous said...

mustard what about Donna Summer?

Ooh
it's so good, it's so good
it's so good, it's so good
it's so good

Smoke said...

Yep, and don't forget Loretta!

Come on, Mayo. Put some Portland, Oregon on there! Hahaha.

Anonymous said...

Totally, Anon! :)




Merle Haggard, too. They just keep coming to me.

sdock10 said...

Loretta Lynn!


Or should we go ol skool rap?

ergoproxy said...

hello anon

I think Mayo would definitely have some David Bowie

Anonymous said...

Sugar Hill Gang

Smoke said...

Eazy E! Hellz yeah!

sdock10 said...

Motherfucker!

Are we going for 7000???

Anonymous said...

Sugar Hill Gang for sure.


Bowie's probably most definitely on there, Ergo.

sdock10 said...

KLF is gonna rock you!


What the hell am I gonna eat for supper?

Anonymous said...

Food.

sdock10 said...

Air Supply! Gotta have some Air Supply. I bet that Peter Cetera/Amy Grant song is on there too.

Next time I fall
In love, oooooohhhh
Next time I fall
In love, it will be with youuuu



Bwahahahha!

Smoke said...

Ummmm, how's about a pizza?

Yum.

And yes, I'm gonna say it, Mayo's got Kid Rock on there. Admit it dude, you do. ^_~

Anonymous said...

Soul Sonic Force, Planet Rock for sure.

Anonymous said...

Kenny G's on there.

Right under "Frequently Played." Muwhahaha.

Anonymous said...

When you feel you fail sometimes it hurts
For a meaning in life is why you search
Take the bus or the train, drive to school or the church
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Smoke said...

Air Supply?

Muwahahaha.

Styx? Yes?

Yes.

sdock10 said...

Nuhuh, Mustard. I never eat food for supper.

Anonymous said...

What do you eat for supper? Air?

Pizza sounds like a good choice. I'd go with that. :)

Anonymous said...

Do you have any pita bread? You can make a really tasty personal pizza with it.

sdock10 said...

I had pizza for lunch. Can one OD on too much pizza?


Well, of course not. That's a stupid fucking question!

Pizza it shall be!

ergoproxy said...

oooh I love KLF! Last Train to Transcentral has one of my fave chord progressions ever!

and he could have Doctorin the Tardis

I rekon there'd be a bit of Glam Rock there too

and you MUST listen to this

Status Quid

I actually have this album it's called the Heebee Geebees, they have send ups of Abba , Bob Dylan the Meaning less Songs the Heebee Geebees

sdock10 said...

Nope, but I got a little tiny bad ass frozen personal pizza with extra thin and crispy crust!

ARRRGHH! My head still hurts.

Smoke said...

Are you home alone, Sdock?

sdock10 said...

Well that sounded creepy, but yes I am.

Smoke said...

Do you like scary movies, Sdock?

Anonymous said...

Haha, I was thinking the same thing.

It almost sounded like the beginning to a scary movieeeee.

Anonymous said...

Stop it!

sdock10 said...

Not when I am home alone, Smoke. That Jennifer Love Hewitt ghost show is on tv and I just got creeped out.

Must change the channel NOW!

Smoke said...

Bwahahaha!

What's your favorite scary movie, Sdock?

*in that creepy dude from Scream's voice*

sdock10 said...

Ooooh Can You Duet is on tv!

Sweeeeeeeeeet!

Something to make fun of!

Anonymous said...

KFC is better than KLF

Smoke said...

So, gimme something interesting to think about.

Something to make go hmmmmm.....

Hmmmm?

Anonymous said...

Woke up this morning, my head was so bad
The worst hangover that I ever had
What happened to me last night
That girl of mine, she loved me so right (yeah!) (oh, oh)
She loved me so long and she loved me so hard
I finally passed out in her front yard (whoo!)
It wasn't wine that I had too much of
It was a double shot of my baby's love

Double shot of my baby's love, yeah yeah, yeah
Double shot of my baby's love, yeah yeah, yeah
A potion that I had too much of
It was a double shot of my baby's love

It was such a thrill it was hurtin' me (ooh!)
I was sufferin' in ecstasy
She had me turnin' flips and-a shoutin' out loud (yah-hah!)
A sip of her love and I was walkin' on a cloud
One night a week is-a plenty enough
It's a good thing for me they don't bottle that stuff [pop!]
Well, my heart begins to fly like a dove
When I take a double shot of my baby's love

Double shot of my baby's love, yeah yeah, yeah
Double shot of my baby's love, yeah yeah, yeah
A potion that I had too much of
It was a double shot of my baby's love

Double shot of my baby's love, yeah yeah, yeah

Anonymous said...

Ergo, thanks for the links! Those were hilarious!

Smoke said...

I don't like that dude on there. He makes me want to get extra violent. Some people make me like that and I don't know why? Is that wrong? Yes, I'm sure it is.

O_o

Guess that's why I scored the way I did on that test, huh.

There's something to think about.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

I can't think of anything interesting or anything to make you go hmmmmmmmmm....

Smoke said...

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun
I took a shot of cocain and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico


Sorry. That first line of the Anon's song said mornin' and it made me think of that. :)

Anonymous said...

Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmm
Things that make you go hmm

Smoke said...

I asked for that, didn't I? Sure did.

Anonymous said...

I need a thing to make me go hmmmmmmm.

I'm empty. Can't think of anything.

Anonymous said...

Burger King and McDonald's


things that make me run to the bathroom

Smoke said...

EWWWWWWWWW. O_o

sdock10 said...

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The car had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Anonymous said...

Item 1: I absolutely and unashamedly love ABBA. Like, LOVE.

Item 2: Mayo, so what's the deal here? It's totally cool if you're cooling off on the blog and you don't want to post for like weeks at a time or you don't have anything to say. I get that because you actually keep your blog more diligently than I keep my LJ and I've had that bitch for years. You owe us nothing and we all know that.

But maybe you could tell us what's up in terms of, well, I know you said you're "intent on permanence" and that's cool insofar as it is possible and doable (it's the internet after all, people change, you owe us nothing etc.) But are you just like seriously busy these days with a workload all the way up the wazoo and you can't post frequently? Or are you going to post less and less often? Or is this something that will pass and you'll post again more often at a later date? Or is something up?

Or what?

Just thought I'd throw that out there. It's all your choice and stuff and whatever, it's cool 'cause this is your place as I've always said but it can't to just ask what the screw is going on, right?

I'm off for a shizzower then I'm gonna watch a movie, you meffers. Catch ya's later!

ergoproxy said...

thanks anon

Boring Song is on the side 1 of the album and as you heard kinda keeps coming back at the end then as you play side 2 and get to the end of the last song it goes quiet then the boring song guitar starts up again
and it really gets stuck in your head :)

smoke - things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm?

how about worst sequels/remakes ever made?

I'd like to put forward everything after Police Academy 1

sdock10 said...

I'm gonna go eat my pizza, take a shower, watch some crappy tv, take more headache meds, and possibly be back later.

Later, BlogBelieve!

Anonymous said...

sorry, at the moment don't have anything that makes me go hmmm.

but I do have things that make me go huh? sometimes ewww, or woah!

Smoke said...

Hmmmmmm.....

I'm gonna think about that for a bit, Ergo. :)

Alright, Lucy never brought my ice back so I gotta go get me some. Be back in a bit!

Anonymous said...

bye Potatohead

Anonymous said...

bye Potatohead jr

ergoproxy said...

oh I had an ewwww moment this morning, I'd forgotten about some bone scraps I'd stuck in the oven (which doesn't work so isn't used) to stop the cats getting them and noticed a smell yesterday and couldn't locate it, then hubby (yay not me!) found the maggots on the floor so he got to run it outside, he has a MUCH stronger stomach, less sensitive gag reflex than me

Anonymous said...

make you go

hmmm

^_~

Anonymous said...

Awww, sooo romantic, looks like the two anon lovers meet again.

go nookie somewhere else

Anonymous said...

i did it all for the nookie

Anonymous said...

well that figures

Anonymous said...

would the holiday inn express work for you 8.32?

ergoproxy said...

ooh they are playing the Killers Abbey Road session on TV

Anonymous said...

8:40, if that's where you two want to go, go for it! None of my business.

ergoproxy said...

K I'm sure he'll post when he's ready

at least blogger has the pages now so it doesn't lock people out

I wonder if we'd ever get to 10 000 comments or if blogger has some kind of limit

Anonymous said...

K I'm sure he'll post when he's ready

No, I realize that, I'm just asking if this is going to be like a permanent thing or if he will post more down the road because he's temporarily superfly busy or something. No big.

Anonymous said...

"Strike"?

Anonymous said...

Let's aim for 10 000, Ergoproxy!

^_~

Anonymous said...

gold or oil?

Anonymous said...

Neither, people don't tell the truth

ergoproxy said...

oooh in todays world I think I'd rather strike oil....though if I struck gold I could afford to fuel the car.....


hmmm decisions decisions...

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

G'nite, dude. Hope all is swell with you.

I'm off to bed and hopefully I can sleep off this headache.

Until tomorrow...

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Nothing else has worked so far.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you're not hearing what's being said.

ergoproxy said...

goodnight sdock hope it goes away (you haven't hurt your neck have you? that can cause headaches, maybe if nothing else works see a pysio?)
sweet dreams

ergoproxy said...

*physio

or you're not dehydrated, that does it for me

Anonymous said...

Here's truth for you.

I don't have a damn thing floating inside my brain. Absolutely nothing.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I'm pretty sure the old adage "Good things come to those who wait" is bullshit.

You'd think when people thought these phrases up, they'd, at the very least, be honest, right?

"You get more flies with honey than you do vinegar." Who the hell wants flies anyway, dude?

Sorry, now I'm rambling nonsense. Carry on!

ergoproxy said...

unless they are vinegar flies.....but I find you get more flies with starting to cook meat, they seem to come from everywhere!

and I agree, you can wait all you like but if you're in the wrong spot you're stuffed

hope your brain gets some good thoughts soon mustard, mine never seems to switch off, perhaps between us we could reach a happy medium

mya said...

Hi, Everybody!

Ergo, I got your email, but I'm afraid I can't help you with that one. I guess I've already deleted it, but I'll keep looking!

By the way... Here is a little something I got that actually could be used here also!

Cursing at Work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'T RY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a fucking bitch.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir/ma’am?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TR Y SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This fucking job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.

Thank You,
Human Resources

mya said...

SDock, you got a headache too?!

Man, I had the headache from HELL today! I ended up running to the chiropractor!

I actually went to a new one and he told me some very interesting things! First of all, he touched my neck and said, "You have allergies? Your lymph nodes are enlarged." Then he asked if I took calcium (No) and told me that calcium help to keep the build-up of toxins down.

mya said...

Anyway, all of my neck/back problems come from having whiplash years ago.

And probably because I don't take calcium, drink enough water, or exercise either!

mya said...

What is interesting too, I think, is that once the pain eased up, I have just felt so tired and ready to go to bed! Pain can kick an ass, y'know?

mya said...

No one is talking to me...


I'll use #13 from my list:

You weren't happy with it?

Anon616 said...

Hello Mayo, SS, Ergo, Mustard, anons......everyone!

How are you all tonight? Good, I hope. I know you will all be very relieved to learn that my tummy ache is finally gone! :P

Anima: I hope your dad had a much better day today. Perhaps he just needs to get over the initial shock. I know it won't be easy; but, outlook and attitude are so important.

FOR Mustard ~ some true (I believe) adages:

1. Age is a state of mind, not a measure of time.
2. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
3. Better late than never.
4. A bird at hand is worth two in a bush.
5. All that glitters is not gold.
6. A sting of facts does not add up to truth.
7. Fortune helps those willing to help themselves.
8. It is what it is. (Accept reality even though you may not like it)
9. Laughter is the best medicine.
10 Home is where the heart is.

I hope you're all having a great Friday night/Saturday morning!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Anon616 said...

Mya!!!!! How are you?

*big hug*

Anonymous said...

It's Me

mustard is better...here are few to try out:

The most worthless emotion Self-pity
The worst thing you can lose Self-respect
The most satisfying work Helping others
The ugliest personality trait Selfishness
The most beautiful attire A smile!
The most prized possession Integrity
The most contageous spirit Enthusiasm

How is everyone tonight?

Anonymous said...

I think #11 and #18 fit Mayo perfectly!

Anon616 said...

I love the 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases , Mya!

:))

mya said...

Hi, Wendy!

Hi, It's Me!

Hi, Anon!

ergoproxy said...

hey mya!

how are you? that's ok too I'll ask the person who sent it to me


I'm on and off today, nearly lunch time then we have visitors but I printed out that cursing thing, it's great and shall be pinned up in our office and circulated to my friends!!

Anon616 said...

Hello It's Me and anonymous!

Did you bring your rum, It's Me? I just happen to have a straw handy if you need one! ;)

Anonymous said...

It's Me

mya -- What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?

ergoproxy said...

HI wendy! *smooooooch*

hi It's me!!


(and mel anon if you're about, I'd miss you if you didn't call in now and then)

mya said...

Ergo, I may have the other one at work. I will check on Monday and if I do, I'll send it to you.

Anon616 said...

Mya: Before I forget, my piggy bank looks a lot like your piggy bank. Poor piggies!

Anonymous said...

It's Me

anon616 -- have rum and seemed to have left my straw behind....Thank you very much

Anon616 said...

*big smooooooooch for Ergo*

How was your day, honeybunch?

mya said...

Backwards and Forwards?

Oh, I don't know! All I can think of is you're gonna trick me!

What is it?

mya said...

Yeah, the poor piggy!

Anon616 said...

Well, it's a good thing for you I showed up, It's me! ;)

*passes straw to It's Me - again*

Anonymous said...

It's Me

mya -- starts with a R. It is what NASCAR drivers drive....

Anonymous said...

It's Me

anon616....yes, you saved me again....must have straw!

mya said...

I no nothing of NASCAR, so you got me!

Anon616 said...

Ohhh.....I know the answer It's me and Mya

mya said...

I "no" nothing?????

Oh, please... That headache really affected more a lot more than I though!!!!

Anon616 said...

*raises hand and jumps up and down in her seat*

Call on me, It's me!

mya said...

Either the headache or that shot of vodka...

Anonymous said...

It's Me

mya -- I did not want to put you on the spot....just wanted to get a bit a fun going.

Anon616 -- Yes?

mya said...

OH, shit... I just noticed that my spelling is shot to hell this evening!

Must've been the vodka!

Anon616 said...

*passes asirin free excedrin to Mya*

*wonders if Mya needs the 'hair of the dog'*

;)

mya said...

Is it...


RRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

Anon616 said...

The answer is:

RACECAR, It's Me!!!!

:D

Yep, I KNEW Mya needed that 'hair of the dog' too!

mya said...

asirin? Did you say, asirin, Wendy???!!!

I think you did!

mya said...

And just who needs the dog's hair?

Anonymous said...

It's Me

mya will be fine...my typing is going downhill....is the typo police here?

Anonymous said...

It's Me

Damn mya...look where you landed....another shot is in order...

mya said...

Racecar... I shoulda known...

mya said...

I know, ANON! Isn't that marvelous?


Yes, I say we drink to it!

Shall we?

Anon616 said...

Ohhh nooo.....did I say asirin?

Perhaps asirin free excedrin would work even better than aspirin free excedrin!

Umm, can I have some of rum, It's Me? Maybe I need some 'hair of the dog' too!

mya said...

Did we leave Wendy on the other page?

Anonymous said...

It's Me

I did not know the answer at first.

Anon616....DING, DING, DING....aaaaa winnnnner...what do they get.....wait....it is a straw :)

Anonymous said...

It's Me

anon616 -- yes, you may have some of the rum....did you bring a straw ;)

Anon616 said...

I already have a straw, It's me!

>.<

Not fair! I demand another prize!

;)

Anon616 said...

Thanks for the rum It's Me!

Mya: how's the dog's hair? ;)

mya said...

I just want everybody to know that I sunk $24 into a ThermaCell mosquito lamp and Raid Yard Guard work better than it does!

mya said...

*works* better

Anonymous said...

It's Me

anon616 -- rules are rules, but you can trade for what is behind door number one, two or three.

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