As any good poem will do, I was moved to another place. Taken back to a day long ago when I was twelve, no maybe eleven, and had spent a good portion of the afternoon alone foraging around in the yard. Aside from some awkward social issues, I was content (even the social issues contented me because it gave me the excuse to be alone). So that particular day, standing in my yard, breathing in the warm fresh air of spring, I recall being rained upon by helicopters. I collected them all in a box, or perhaps it was a bucket, and climbed my favorite tree as high as I could and re-released them to the ground. It was my intention to allow them a second flight, to once again be aloft.
It is amazing how similar we are, humans. Inhale (I’m), exhale (here). At the very core we exist, our attempts to make our lives enjoyable or in some instances passable should be worthy. Take it in, the amazing, the simple, the meaningful and give it away, just the same.
As I have said (and as some have speculated) I am privileged to have a few places to spout off (last count...Three, “oh lucky me.”). Of course, some of my words were never intended to be read by anyone other than the one I wrote them for and in some cases no one at all. These places have never intersected, until now. I have been reminded to rip myself open. So, I have gathered up these words for a second flight.
Her fingers weave through my hair
And her breath is a reminder (that I breathe)
In and out, slow and almost silent
I'm
It is amazing how similar we are, humans. Inhale (I’m), exhale (here). At the very core we exist, our attempts to make our lives enjoyable or in some instances passable should be worthy. Take it in, the amazing, the simple, the meaningful and give it away, just the same.
As I have said (and as some have speculated) I am privileged to have a few places to spout off (last count...Three, “oh lucky me.”). Of course, some of my words were never intended to be read by anyone other than the one I wrote them for and in some cases no one at all. These places have never intersected, until now. I have been reminded to rip myself open. So, I have gathered up these words for a second flight.
Her fingers weave through my hair
And her breath is a reminder (that I breathe)
In and out, slow and almost silent
I'm
h e r e
I'm
h e r e
I'm
h e r e
Her evening promise
brings me rest.
When I wake, whenever that may be
I can tell her anything
and she believes
And I understand
the weight of trust.
She begs me for more,
more anything, more everything
and I oblige, within reason
I can give endlessly
and she will return the favor.
She is at once present
and future entwined
For years in the making
and each moment a step
closer to letting go.
p.s. but once I am dead, Dis.
The written word, in any form, is a powerful gift. But, it can also destroy.
7,161 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 7161 Newer› Newest»Anonymous said...
I like water. It is very refreshing.
June 1, 2008 8:17 PM
It is.
Thanks a lot puffball. I have sparkly glitter sticking on my pale legs :p
Oh, I only caught the tail-end of the discussion, Jules.
It's my personal opinion that the feelings music may cause are not always explainable. It's just one of those things. Kinda like faith.
Va va va Vroom!
Sonic pulsating stuff that no one understands!
I'll stop pulsating on you in a minute, please don't sue me.
A friend once sent me a birthday card that was full of glitter and confetti. I didn't realize this til I opened it in my car & it basically exploded all over my front seat >_<
And the horn...I mean Romantic vamp thinks there are too many misunderstandings here....and everyone is being much too defensive....everyone can lighten up a little....thats how all of this pointless bickering starts.
I'll stop pulsating on you in a minute
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...
BlogBelievers,
I think I am off for the night. I'm gonna get my ass in bed early tonight and get ready for Meffin' Monday.
You guys have sweet dreams and I'll catch ya tomorrow.
Love ya'll!
wow this is early...I must be bored with this baseball game I am watching.
Are you the only one having the storm, Solly? ^_^
Aww, I did Todd and not many people were able to get to the page. ^_^
I disagree, Splash; I think there is a reason for it and the study of it--and of why there are sounds that almost universally cause us to experience certain feelings--is fascinating.
Okay, Sdock. Have a good night, and talk to you tomorrow. :)
Good night, Solly. Sweet dreams to you! ^_^
Have a good night, Solly :)
nice poofing puffball!! :)
Goodnight Solly. Hi Triston, long time no see.
Bleeding Chaos said...
bye smokie. Thanks anon 8:28
June 1, 2008 8:34 PM
You are welcome. ;)
Still me though.
I try and do the best poofing a little puffball like me can do. Thank you!
I'll try and go poof closer to Kapunua or Triston next time.
I'm going to watch Jet Li's Fearless again, haven't seen that in a while. ^_^
I agree that it is fascinating! But, unlike science and mathematics, there is no set formula. And because of that, I feel like there isn't an exact explanation or answer. It's all relative. See what I'm saying?
Hello BC....your not supposed to see me...thats half the excitement.
ooh and now a pulsating nebula!
what could possibly be next?
RW I have a friend who does that with christmas cards, I now approach them like an unexploded bomb.
Hello to everyone I never see because I am not usually around at this time.
Triston said...
And the horn...I mean Romantic vamp thinks there are too many misunderstandings here....and everyone is being much too defensive....everyone can lighten up a little....thats how all of this pointless bickering starts.
June 1, 2008 8:48 PM
The ever elusive,(intuitive) Triston. ;)
Mayo,
Night, dude.
Another night, another headache, another weekend gone.
I hope you are happy and well and had a great couple of days.
That's about it for me. No new words, no new thoughts, nothing.
But I will be back tomorrow to try it all over again.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. "Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future."
Hullo, Tristan :)
Hello puffball...I don't mind the glitter...I just dont like it in my eyes.
hi triston looks like you located your coffin last night.
goodnight and sweet dreams sdock
Hello RW How are you. Another I rarely get to see. I hope all is well with you.
And thank you to the anon that loves me..I am grateful to anyone that loves me for anything I do regardless of how silly. ;)
num num num!
If I eat your microwave, your carpet, your sun, please don't take it personally.
I just really like slurping about you. And on you.
I'm going to have a nice cup of Starbucks coffee, all the way from Kansas
I'm fine, thank you Tristan. I think the last time we chatted was when I was woken up in the night by my landlady's daughter having a party & I couldn't get back to sleep. That was, as it turned out, the beginning of two weeks of insomnia for me. But I'm happy to report that that has now passed.
How have you been?
I never take it personally when somebody eats my carpet.
why is it getting dark in here?
No Ergo...never found it....had to sleep under a bunch of Old Newspapers with what was left in my wine bottle.....felt a little like...Steven Tyler ;)
Lovely, EP! :)
Maybe I need rehab also.
resurrected wreck said...
I never take it personally when somebody eats my carpet.
O_O
(©RW)
ha ha
*realizes how her last comment sounded*
*0_0 at herself*
Hi! Ergo, Slurpy Blackhole, Triston, RW,
Wiggly Nebula Star, Mustard, Puffball, and BC!
I totally did not mean it the way it came out, honest!
Hullo, Star! :D
well triston at least we didn't find you as a small pile of ancient disintegrated dust..
...bit more like Keith Richards will one day
Don't think that I'm throwing up balloons, clouds, galaxies!
It's just the only way I know to show you I love you.
slurpy blackhole said...
num num num!
If I eat your microwave, your carpet, your sun, please don't take it personally.
I just really like slurping about you. And on you.
June 1, 2008 8:58 PM
Tut, tut...looks like rain
ha ha
yeah right :)
Why RW thats the best comment I've read in the last 15 minutes for sure ;)
This is get-able.
Guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain
And ironing out the rough spots
Is the hardest part when memories remain
And it's times like these when we all need to hear the radio
`Cause from the lips of some old singer
We can share the troubles we already know
Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad songs
When all hope is gone
Why don't you tune in and turn them on
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
When all hope is gone
Sad songs say so much
If someone else is suffering enough to write it down
When every single word makes sense
Then it's easier to have those songs around
The kick inside is in the line that finally gets to you
and it feels so good to hurt so bad
And suffer just enough to sing the blues
Hi star.
*gigglesnorts at RW's carpet comment* ^_^
ergoproxy said...
why is it getting dark in here?
June 1, 2008 9:00 PM
Darknes eventually encompasses everything it touches
Rw Insomnia is my middle name...therefore....instant Vampyre.
All it took was one weekend playing and coming in at daybreak...and I am forever ruined now.
*will never live it down* :S
Hello yucky tummy whitehole, slurpy blackhole.
Tristan, any time I have extended time off work I always fall back into my usual routine of staying up all night & sleeping all day. I was like that as a baby too, apparantly.
My job is the jiggly!
A little jiggle over here and alotta jiggle over there.
Maybe pudding shouldn't go everywhere....
ergoproxy said...
why is it getting dark in here?
Well I would like to say I am the Vampire of light....but than I would be known as the lying Vampire. ;/
resurrected wreck said...
*will never live it down* :S
June 1, 2008 9:08 PM
You mean the carpet muncher comment. Who knows?
Maybe by tomorrow no one will remember. ;)
*hopes so*
This Vamp wishes he could sleep all day...I have to put the sunscreen on and do my day gig also....I think the norm people calling it burning the candle at both ends
Doesn't matter...who wants to live forever ;)
Hi frumpy puddiing.
Poke!
Poke poke poke poke poke!
I didn't mean to poke you there, honest!
And I must say hello to Star up there whom I missed and am not sure I have met yet...if not " It is a but my pleasure to meet you"
Triston said...
Rw Insomnia is my middle name...therefore....instant Vampyre.
All it took was one weekend playing and coming in at daybreak...and I am forever ruined now.
June 1, 2008 9:08 PM
Triston, you are not ruined. Remember vampyres can go out in the sunlight, it just diminishes their powers. They get weak, thats all.
BTW, vampyres are delightful and you know it. ;)
Tristan, I used to have a group of friends whose motto was "I'll sleep when I'm dead".
And Hello to Kapunua and Mustard and I believe good night to Sdock10.
Thank you anon...I try to be the fun Vampyre...I see no point in being anything else.
And where the hell is MS. Wendy I miss her pretty face around here!!!!
and her silliness. ;)
Tristan, I used to have a group of friends whose motto was "I'll sleep when I'm dead".
Well thats the lie that will send you reeling.... I barely get a minutes peace..no less any eternal peace
Busy in life, busy in the afterlife, eh?
Is there no reprieve??
Well, I'm going to go read for a bit, then head to bed. It's been fun chatting with you all :)
Have a lovely night & a pleasant day tomorrow!
me so sleepy. I is gonna take a nap.... here.
-plop-
till we meet again and stuff.
Ergo
Next package will have another Starbucks treat...
Goodnight RW, puffball, sweet dreams
RW...it never ends ...it never ends....let me find that Sam Kinnison bit about the morgue...that says it all...lol...even in death they still screw ya.
hang on I swear there was a chameleon there a minute ago, now there is just a suspiciously lizard shaped area blending in with it's surroundings....
oh thank you elena!
(hey do you have pierced ears?)
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Christ All-fucking-mighty.
Lord Thunderin Fuck.
And so on.
-A
Oh brother.
People started behaving themselves round here
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oh brother.
People started behaving themselves round here
*raises her eyebrow*
Pardon?
-A
Hi amy, how are you? What's wrong?
That is in response to an earlier comment thats all.
Not the one I was looking for...but still hilarious!!
BC, just the day from hell.
A customer called. Asked if we trim birds wings and I told him that we don't. We have people that are trained to do so with the birds in the store, but we don't provide it as a service because we do not have any kind of medical experience in case anything goes wrong. Like clipping a bloodfeather. He said fine, he had to drop by anyway to pick up some stuff for an exchange. I told him we'd see him later.
So he shows up about 2 hours later, and walks right over to me with a cardboard carrier. He says, "We went to Place X and they said they couldn't clip his wings. What can we do about this?"
And he opened a box to show me a cockatiel with a badly bleeding wing.
The poor little bugger had a clot, sitting on the floor of the carrier, and a splash of blood about as big as his thumbnail.
The customer, we think, may have tried to clip the feathers, and we found two bloodfeathers cut right off. Still in the skin, where they are attached to a vein, and they keep pumping blood.
We had to convince him to pay the $129 fee to get him fixed at an emergency clinic, because I think he thought it was too much money to spend on the bird. His mother, also didn't think it was a big problem, until I explained to both of then that he could bleed out fairly quickly if it wasn't rectified by a vet right away.
All we could do was use some Quik Stop to staunch the bleeding, and get the guy to put pressure on the bird's wing in the hopes that it would be okay.
I am very, very afraid that he won't be.
So, yeah. I could have ran screaming from work today.
-A has grey hairs! AGH!
Yes Ergo I have pierced ears. Actually they are pierced three times well actually one has a top piercing too.
Anonymous said...
That is in response to an earlier comment thats all.
Sorry Anon. Kind of on edge here.
-A
Amyranth,
You are so much more mature than I could ever hope to be.
I would have ended up in jail.
For assault.
I have someone trim my wings...not for the squeamish.
I thought you probably would have elena but I wanted to check before I bought you something that is a surprise and of course nothing at all to do with your ears.....
amy how awful! he at least could have waited to ask you where to clip or looked on the net or something! we clip our chickens wings.
Some people just have no common sense at all!
Amy, that sucks. poor bird. Have you heard anything about its current condition? What's this I hear? You have gray hair?!
I found a couple of them in mines not too long ago :/
humbled anon said...
Amyranth,
You are so much more mature than I could ever hope to be.
I would have ended up in jail.
For assault.
Humble, darling..
There are DAYS!
A guy handed me a bag of mollies on Thursday night. Said I'd better take them because he "didn't want to hurt them".
He then tried to buy fish from another employee.
-A
I have had many many cockatiels....my favorite one used to bite.
people come by my apt.....can I hold him...I'd tell them sure....go a head. ;)
Triston, only the first five feathers on each side, correct?
Ergo, it's not a hard thing to learn how to do, but I bet you know how easy it is for someone inexperienced to accidentaly nick a bloodfeather.
Well, this guy cut two of them IN HALF.
-A
Amy some people shouldn't be allowed to have pets.
Then we would laugh and laugh....er....em ...yeah...well anyway :/
My cockatiel just used to like to squish jewelry. I had a gold ball add a bead necklace, that thing was toast before I realized what was happening.
Amy there was a time I did know how to do it...but it has been a long time and I would not try it right now....I agree I would bring it to someone that knows what they are doing...once I see it done again then I would remember.
What a idiot
Those little suckers would get going at night...they could wake the dead...talking and screaching and doing whatever it is birds do at night.
Now my Oscar and my Dempsey were very quiet.....go figure....They would eat the Mollies though I believe.
Mayo,
You said: The written word, in any form, is a powerful gift. But, it can also destroy.
I say: The spoken word, in any form, is a powerful gift, But, it can fucking destroy everything.
I won't ever be good enough, dude. No matter how many times I try, no matter how many apologies I give, no matter the amount of "I'm sorry I'm stupid"s I give, and no matter how many nights I go to sleep with mean words playing in my head, it will never stop.
Stupid, no count, not fast enough, not high enough, too low, too different, not right, can't remember a thing, too weird, not enough this, and not enough of that.
I hope you are surrounded by people who love you and support you and would take a bullet for you without question. We all need those people, and I hope you have them.
Have a nice evening, Mayo.
SS,
Nothing for you tonight, buddy. Just the wish that you are bursting with happiness and elation and that your stars are perfectly aligned.
Night, dude.
Yes anon...anything shiny just fascinates them.
They would play with my chain around my neck till it was in knots...where is that knot book at...hmmmm
Elena, the sad part is, he realized the severity of the situation, but he was really reluctant to take the bird to the vet to have the wing cauterized.
That's the part that scared me.
-A
Stupid, no count, not fast enough, not high enough, too low, too different, not right, can't remember a thing, too weird, not enough this, and not enough of that.
Fuck normalcy.
And I can't count right either.
And if I hear any of that from the manager tomorrow, I'm walking right back out the door.
You should too.
-A
Amy if I remember right you can look and see which ones are the blood feathers...its been a while..
Mustard, you really are better, don't forget it.
You can Triston.
Or, you can just clip the first five at the top of the wing, an inch in, depending on the breed.
We never clip anything smaller than a canary. It's too much for smaller birds.
=A
Amy that's just so sad. I had a cockatiel named Mr. T. (he loved gold jewelry). Such a sweet bird. I really miss him. I just can't understand how anyone could see that an animal is in need of medical treatment and not get it taken care of.
Goodnight mustard, sweet dreams
I hate doing things like that to any animal..I would let them fly around I really didnt care...I'd put them back in when I was leaving or someone came over..I have never had one get away.
I have a couple of cats here and they come and go like they want. When they want in they come in..when they want out...they go out.
I had a cockatiel once he used to wolf whistle me all the time!
you can see the blood feathers but you have to know what they are, he must've just hacked the wing. We cut all the outer flight feathers on one wing, there's more than 5 on a hen
Elena, especially when it's BAD like that. I mean, god, I could barely look at the poor little bastard without sucking air.
I'll be honest, I panicked a lot. I hate seeing blood to begin with, but at least a human is generally capable of fixing themselves with band-aids or whatnot.
Animals, not so much.
-A
Triston, I know some people do it because it makes it easier to handtrain the bird. Customers have told me that they can usually let the feathers grow back in, and have no problem with the bird after that.
It's a personal choice, and I really don't disagree either way, but when someone who works with pets for a living says "Hey, listen. Take him to a vet." why can't you frigging do it?
-A
Normally I'll run any of my animals to the Vet if they even look a little sluggish....especially dogs...They can't tell you what hurts.
When you let them fly around and you DO show them attention...they learn to come right to you. Mine would land on my shoulder get right on my finger....and then fight me to get back in the cage....his regular ritual ;)
I remember when I bought the one that bit...I went to the pet store and saw him... I asked how much and she told me fifty dollars....I asked why is he so cheap...she said " He bites"..."hard".....I love it...I'll take him!!!
And he did...he got me a few times.
Well sweet ladies I am off....I will enjoy whats left of my hangover and hope for a brighter day tomorrow.
I bid everyone a lovely night ...or morning.
LSU won BTW!! GO TIGERS!!
We once had a Blue Crown Amazon Parrot. Talk about biting hard. That bird would take your finger off if given the chance. He hated me but loved my husband. We had to give him away once we had kids because he was so dangerous. You just can't tell a toddler to stay away from a birdcage and expect them to understand especially since the bird would say, "Come here".
oooH. Evil kid eating bird. :) And night, Triston.
Be back in a while. I have to go to the store
goodnight triston take care and sweet dreams
we don't worry about our hens now, as we have no dogs, otherwise them flying out was a bit of a death wish, it's usually only one or 2 that do too
You just can't tell a toddler to stay away from a birdcage and expect them to understand especially since the bird would say, "Come here".
*cackles*
My dad used to laugh when the cat would scratch me and tell me it was my own damn fault.
I have a customer that has an Alexandrine Parrot, and he's learned to mimic her exactly.
She said that her cat can't even go near the bird's room because as soon as the bird spots him he starts shrieking "BAD CAT! BAAAD CAT!!" in her voice.
-A
My MIL had some friends who got a parrot from an unhappy couple. The bird repeatedly yells HELP! And call 911!
O_O
oh anon poor bird!
and nervous cat!
I'm sure my customer's cat, and that bird would mix excellently.
The cat could be rescued from the bird!
-A
No good movies tonight. :( Watched the rest of The Andromeda Strain miniseries, wasn't that great.
It was an evil bird! LOL
It also would say "Here kitty, kitty."
Our cats learned very quickly not to fall for that!
Elena, I kinda love that bird, for real. Do you know what happened to it?
Anon, I ignored that for most of last night. Very tame by A&E standards.
Also, if I have to see that commercial on SPIKE again about parental controls, I'll get violent on the mom.
-A
Amy, good choice with the ignoring. Wish I had, four hours of my life I'll never get back. Although I was blogging off and on, so I guess I can't count the whole four hours!
hahaha elena what a classic bird!
my younger cat kept hitting my guinea pigs with his paw until one of them bit him!
what amazes me is that my other cat a serious mouser/ratter pays no attention to them at all, she walks up and sits with them purring if we're playing with them, they are free range guinea pigs adn cane go in and out of their enclosure when they like
I just watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Anon
The bird (his name is Ozone) is still alive and still kicking.
And still calling cats every chance he gets!
Cool Elena, glad to hear he's still out there taunting the felines.
*and come and go
Anon, me as well. I'd check out the "interesting" parts, but then I gave up, and just read the summary on Wikipedia.
Much like the SATC movie. I just asked someone how it was. I'll probably still see it, but now I won't pay the money to see it in theatres.
-A
I have to admit I have never seen a full episode of SATC.
Me turah, turah la. Me turah, turah laddie..
-A
Anon, I have, but it's the same 10 episodes over and over. The ones, of course, with the least sex in them.
It makes it easier to edit, you know.
-A
I've never seen one episode of SATC
Have I missed something good?
I have a couple of friends who absolutely love it, and it's very popular, so maybe. I think I will be able to sleep tonight though, even though I haven't seen one.
Elena, it's interesting because it's women on TV saying things like "cock" and "pussy" and they're not porn stars.
It's different, and that's why I like what I've seen so far. I haven't seen a whole lot, but it seems good.
-A
Splash, I wish I could undo the damage that whoever said those words to you did. I know we don't know each other in real life, but I think by now I know enough to know that those things are not true of you. I think you're an incredible girl. I am privileged to know you. I'm not sure how much that counts for in meat-space, but I do mean it.
Well, I just watched Fearless again. Gahhhhh what a beautiful movie and Jet Li is so gorgeous with the way he moves, just when he is doing forms. And everytime I watch it I fall in ridiculous love with Tanaka. So honorable, so gracious, so heroic and so goddamn freaking hot.
S(S)S and everyone who is pulling for the baby grackle: He is holding up for now (*knocking on wood!*) but he's got some respiratory problem that I'm not too sure is respiratory. He can't swallow and he coughs an awful lot. I thought it was either pneumonia or gapeworm, but I've been treating him for both of those things and it's not making a difference. He keeps putting on weight too which means it's probably not either thing. His head, like I mentioned, is all pecked. I almost kinda suspect he has something wrong with his beak and that's why he gasps so much, and then he inhales the food down his trachea.... Well, it's complicated and there's no need to get into the whole thing.
But THANK YOU SO MUCH just for caring. Most people could take or leave grackles and starlings, and wild birds in fact (but especially grackles and starlings as they are considered pests and it's legal to just kill them anyway.) Wild birds are my little treasures, my makamai of the summer and not many people get that. They are so lovely. So, thank you for caring.
babble babble as always! ^_^
sheesh it took me a while to figure out SATC what it stood for, lol i've never watched it
Well it sounds interesting. I just don't have a lot of time to watch TV.
When I do it's usually stuff on Adult Swim. I don't think I've ever grown up!
I shamefacedly admit that I am a reality show whore. I have even been watching that travesty of the human experience, Farmer Wants a Wife. I think I need a 12 step program.
hey we get adult swim! I like Robot Chicken
Isn't Seth Green attached to Robot Chicken? I love him.
MAYONAISE!
In the name of comedy, for Jesus' sake, put this up!
MissTottenham said...
My mate once died both her hair and her eyebrows purple, she looked a right tit.
*is DYING laughing*
-A
anon! are you the one I was asking about that before?
if so who is looking like they'll win?
yes it is Seth green and a friend, it's really funny. He was over here recently and they interviewed him, a very strange guy!
Oh yeah, you did ask!!! Duh. I'm still pulling for Amanda I think? The dark haired one. Anyone but fake Brooke and Lisa.
is it better to look a right tit, or a left tit?
My favorite episode of Robot Chicken had the game of Life sketch in it.
-A
oh good, I think Amanda looked most normal.
I saw a bit of that Tia Tequila show- oh where do they drag these people from! and how do they possibly function in real life?
I love seeing The Soup for my dose of "Why american TV sux"
To me Seth Green will always be OZ from Buffy..
The guy is so funny!
I do love Seth. And oh, I can at least say I don't watch any of that stuff on MTV or VH1 or whatever, so maybe I just need 10 or 11 steps. My reality shows are all on Network tv or Bravo.
suppose it depends if you are left or right tithanded
I used to watch that Soup show back when it was called something else (The Daily Soup, maybe?) and Greg Kinnear was the host!
Well, I suppose a right tit.
Looking a left tit sounds neglectful.
-A
Tia Tequila
Speaking of right tits.
-A
to whom it may concern
MY BATTERY DIED
ugh that Tia is strange but they showed a girl who was booted bawling saying ""but i have so much love to give, noone could love her like I do, why can't she see"
only reality ones I like are Project Runway and Next Top Model
and a UK food one called Masterchef
RIP Anony Thing 2's battery.
anony thing 2 said...
to whom it may concern
MY BATTERY DIED
For your:
Remote? Cellphone? House phone caller ID? MP3player? CD Player? Vibrator or other assorted sex toy? GPS System?
Flashlight?
(Some people need a GPS and a flashlight at the same time to find the G Spot.)
-A
*sends small wreath to anon*
so sorry to hear of the loss
Anony Thing 2,
I thought that might have been the case! Oh, sweet, sweet battery, we hardly knew ye...
Talk to you tomorrow?
anon thing2 and ah ha just shows how handy the blog is! you may never have known the real reason and gone off in a huff.
Ergo, if MacGyver existed, I bet you he'd have used this blog to thwart the Germans during an exploit in Eastern Eurasia.
Oh, this blog, a piece of gum and an old toilet paper roll.
-A
Got it Anony Thing 2! Talk to you later!
Only if you think you can TAKE ON ME, Ah ha ^_~
Hallo Ergoproxy Amyranth and Elena.
This blog is most useful.
Amy you forgot a paper clip. He needs a paper chip too!
Anytime, AT2! You don't scare me...
or should I be?
Ok, gotta go now!
Hey Anony Thing 2
How are you?
oh I loved that song!
and the film clip :)
amy he sure could, McGyver can do anything!
Multiple purposes, Amyranth. Aren't multiples the best ^_~
Thank you all for the concern over my battery.
I send you best wishes for the bird Amyranth. I do hope the pathetic human took him to a vet.
A lovely night to each one of you.
We will 'talk' tomorrow Ah Ha.
I wuz living a lie, I thought I knew who anony thing 2 was, and now I don't know anymore!! Dang!!! Whose hand was I holding last night?!?
nice to meet cha anony thing 2 and ah ha!
Ah yes, the paper clip!
I watched a couple of episodes of MacGyver, and I can't believe how improbable it was! It must have drove Adam and Jamie to drink!
-A
thanks anony thing2 take care!
I reject your reality, and substitute my own. It's the blogbelieve mantra!!!
I am well Elena. I do hope you are well too.
I must make my exit now. I bid you all a fond farewell.
I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
AHAHHA!
Mayonaise: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
-A
I loved Mythbusters doing those movie myths.
and things like a hero can be sprayed by machine gunners who miss, but his pistol gets a baddie every time, and in westerns every bullet ricochets, even if it hits something, (bullet ricochets are a cool sound though)
anon I was seriously considering that phrase as a tattoo
My fave was the explanation of the pirate eyepatch, it totally made sense!
Anonymous, fear not. You will always be my first hand. I will remember you fondly. I may even require your assistance in the future. I beg of thee, do not abandon me.
Toodles!
BRB, gonna have a bath.
-A
I whilst not abandon thee, oh anonymous hand.
one mythbusters annoyed me - the sugar in the petrol tank one, it only works on diesel, and it dies stop the engine
*does
Bye Bye Bye Anony Thing 2
Take care
For Amy's bath:
Rubber Ducky
Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Rubber Ducky, joys of joys
When I squeak you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who' cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
Rubber Ducky you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm glad that you're mine
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of...
Rubber Ducky I'd like a whole pond of . . .
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you.
It's kinda funnier when you're not even trying for it.
oh Ernie!!!!!!!!!!!
I totally had the 45, and remember playing it on one of those box like record players.
care and give and tend
or clench to fists and fight
throttle, suffocate, relieve
and pet and point and mend
then through them falls the light
which I try to hold and weave
while open to my friends
though agile in delight
still hidden in my sleeves
Johhny Depp looks like when he was on Crybaby.
I'm so alive
I'm so enlightened
I can barely survive
A night in my mind
So I've got a plan
I'm gonna find out just how boring I am
And have a good time
Cause ever since I've tried
Trying not to find
Every little meaning in my life
It's been fine, I've been cool
With my new golden rule
Numb is the new deep
Done with the old me
And talk is the same cheap it's been
Is there a God?
Why is he waiting?
Don't you think of it odd
When he knows my address
And look at the stars
Don't they remind you just how feeble we are?
Well it used to, I guess
Cause ever since I've tried
Trying not to find
Every little meaning in my life
It's been fine, I've been cool
With my new golden rule
Numb is the new deep
Done with the old me
And talk is the same cheap it's been
I'm a new man
I wear a new cologne
And you wouldn't know me
If your eyes were closed
I know what you'll say
This won't last longer than the rest of the day?
But you're wrong this time
You're wrong
Numb is the new deep
Done with the one mee
I'm over the analyzing
Tonight
Stop trying to figure it out
Deep will only bring you down
You know I used to be the backporch poet
With a book of rhymes always
Open, knowing all the time, I'm probably
Never gonna find the perfect rhyme
For 'heavier things'
And Robot Chicken is the best. I can't pick a favorite.
And you can catch STD's just watching Tila Tequila.
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