Sunday, April 6, 2008

Subliminal Message.

Relative Aperture

A smashed glass cracked
in my last careless act
catching sight off guard.
Points sparkle a dappled dance
across the hardwood floor
spreading as the day grows
and peaking at midday
then rising full in the sky
for the time I hide away.

Until evening’s effulgence
slips through severed slats
catching sight by chance
announcing a worthy time
while bringing rust to rhyme.
From lyric baring branches
pick the last pack of matches
and set alight this balefire
for grieving my darkest desire.


(As we depart, we arrive.)


p.s. thoughtfully holding the line.

4,040 comments:

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JocelynHolly said...

PRIZE FOR BC! =]

Ohhh Triston, I can do the barred Dm7 now! (if you can't recall how last week I couldn't, now I can. =])

Original Punk J said...

Oh, that's good, BC's been bringing donuts every night! But that's a different note than what I meant.

We have a new blog, that BC has contributed to. You'll need to read it. :)

J

Anonymous said...

I'm on top again! Fuck yes!

ergoproxy said...

J I love that song!
~ and not just for the tune! ;)

triston i am excellent thanks!

J
currently ripping up paper to make some papier mache thing with my daughter

Rasputins Revenge said...

OK...If you can do that one...move the position up 1 one fret.....vualla1! Ebm7!!!

JocelynHolly said...

Really?

That's it? That's it? Honestly?

Wow. Why the fuck was I so confused?

*bangs head against wall*

Original Punk J said...

Uh-oh, Ergo, not the rippy-hole-paper-thingys again, is it? RUN! Maybe you should get help from Monty and Phil on that.

And Ergo, you need to contribute to our new blog, too! You know your way around a bit of porntry, I believe?

J

Rasputins Revenge said...

D D# or Eb E No E# It goes to F So the joke is ....if some one pisses you off...Tell the E# You!!

Original Punk J said...

BTW:

HEY BC! *squeezy hugs* Good story, missy! I, uh, put one up earlier. heeheehee

Actually, it's a work in progress. Part II will, uh, come later in the week. :D

J

Rasputins Revenge said...

The OP's have a new Porn Blog.....I hope it has pictures...I am not a very good reader. ;)

Anonymous said...

I'm watching dawn of the dead, and I must say its a pretty awesome movie. Nothing more cool to end my night than with zombies :)

Hi J, grasshopper, elena, ergo. Hello Triston. Good to see you again ;) I wrote a story that's posted on J and L's new blog that I think you might like. Its also posted on my blog ;)

Aw thanks grasshopper. You deserve a prize too *hugs*

JocelynHolly said...

Triston, huh?

*brain isn't functioning*

ergoproxy said...

no newspaper this time :)


E# you! heehee

Original Punk J said...

Sorry, guy, no pictures.

We have some, but they're not goin' on there!

J

JocelynHolly said...

Sorry to burst your nuts, but what about Bbm7?

Anonymous said...

you dick, you don't need pictures, you're depraved enough

Rasputins Revenge said...

Ergo gets that E# You!! lol Good for you!!

No Pictures.....damn...you know how much I like the visuals!!

Rasputins Revenge said...

Nothing like curling up with a loved one with a good movie. ;)

Carrie said...

If you want a good zombie movie BC, check out Planet Terror. But make sure you're not eating while you watch it.

ergoproxy said...

hi BC

Rasputins Revenge said...

Is there ever really depraved enough...I think not!!
I am a work in progress.

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Carrie!
*hug*

Anon616 said...

Good evening Mayo, SS, Ergo, Triston, J, Paperheart, BC!!!!

How are you all tonight? Good, I hope.

I just posted my first bit of erotica on your blog J.....hehe!

I'm feeling a little hungry after writing that one ;)

Hugs and Love,
6/Wendy

Anonymous said...

Thank you J. I will read your new story. Are you feeling any better? *hugs*

The krispy kreme donuts have been making me feel frisky, and maybe I have some more right here..... ;)


*trots over to Triston like a good kitty*

elena said...

Hello BC

ergoproxy said...

hello carrie!

I have Yellow Submarine to watch one day, I never get to sit for long enough

Original Punk J said...

Use your imagination. *raised eyebrow look*

We WERE talking bra sizes earlier, TA, you missed all that.

Anon, take a breath, it's all good.

J

Rasputins Revenge said...

Paper...bar the 6th fret and put you third finger on the fifth string at the 8th fret.

Anon616 said...

Hi Carrie, Hi depraved anonymous!

J and BC: I really, really enjoyed your stories ;)

Carrie said...

Hey ph, ergo, ops, and triston. Yeah, I scrolled back.

ergoproxy said...

hi wendy!

I'm going to be lurking and away a bit doing this papier mache, i'll still be about though, all sticky probably!

Carrie said...

Damn! And Wendy! See, I can never get everybody!

Anonymous said...

Hiya sugarplum, how are you? *runs and smothers with kisses and hugs*

Did you read my story? ^_^
Hi carrie, thank you :)

Carrie said...

And Elena! See, I give up.

Rasputins Revenge said...

BC funny its a little like after church on Sundays...You really never know who is going to bring the donuts :/

Original Punk J said...

Hey Wendy, Carrie, Elena! (I wondered where you got to, woman! Eaten by the dust-bunnies?)

Why thank you, Wendy! I'll go post yours on the main page momentarily.

J

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Six!

Carrie, don't worry. =]

Rasputins Revenge said...

It would appear I have some reading to do here....hmmm....maybe I shouldnt..I'm sure the politicians have already gotten all the good call girls...hmmmm

Anon616 said...

Ergo: Sticky, eh? I think you might want to tell us all about that at J and L's new blog ;)

Carrie: That's okay, love! I missed you the first time around too ;)
Have you heard from Entropy? Is she having a great time or what???

BC: Hi, sweetcheeks!!!! How was your day?

Paperheart: I see you finally get to ask Triston that question. It's about time he showed up again, don't you think? ;)
How's that beautiful niece of your's?

Triston: We were beginning to think you were becoming a sun lover....
;)

So, what did I miss today? Any important news and developments?

Anonymous said...

Thank you sugarplum *squeeze* :)
Take care ergo. As for bras and sizes, I'm afraid I wear a D, which I think sucks, but I super hate underwire.

They press into my skin and I hate that it pokes. I need something that can give my twins firm support.

Anon616 said...

Elenaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

You were hiding from me again, weren't you? ;)

JocelynHolly said...

I agree Six! I was killing myself with mass confusion!

I'm off to practice then go to bed. It's already 11:13, and I must be up at 6 to get ready for school!


Goodnight guys! Lovely talking/seeing your names in blue! *hug*

Carrie said...

Entropy is back and trying to readjust to normal life. :) She says spending time following those guys around gives her new respect for what they have to put up with.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight graasshopper, sweet dreams. Take care Ergo. Wendy, it was a lovely day. Nice weather and it will be the last one for a while :(

I hope you're okay *hugs*

Well Triston, the politicians don't have me. I prefer vampires ;)

Which reminds me, Wendy, I posted a couple of pictures of Lestat on my blog :)

elena said...

Yes Wendyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I was hiding but not from you from the dust bunnies.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, I have plenty of donuts left. Wendy knows ^_^

Anon616 said...

Goodnight Paper and sweet dreams to you!! Have a good day at school tomorrow!

Carrie: She's back home? YAH for her. I bet she could use the rest!
Yeah, I think the supposed "glitz and glam" of life on the road wears off REALLY FAST! I'm sure she's very thankful she doesn't have to live that life to earn a living.

Anon616 said...

Dust bunnies? YIKES!

Are you sure you weren't hiding the donuts from me???

*eyes Elena suspicously*

Hmmmm.......


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Triston Anatole said...
ITS THE OP"S...Whats up ladies...I certainly appreciated your full description...certainly cleared up my donut .....um...problem.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OH NO! It would appear Triston is having donut problems as well....

I'm sure BC can take care of that!
;)

Rasputins Revenge said...

Hey Wendy and how are you tonight!!?

elena said...

Donuts? Me hide donuts? Never.

I'm all about the donuts.

Anonymous said...

I have plenty of donuts Wendy, don't you worry :)

Anon616 said...

I am well, Triston. How are you on this breezy night?

Elena: Umm...hmmmm.......
Are you sure you didn't use all those donuts on Texas...

I mean in Texas?



;)

PJ's in blue said...

Hi everyone, sorry i have been delayed, flights out of Chicago is a nightmare.

But i am home now!

cant stay long, i am so tired!

Anonymous said...

lol...Yes 6 and BC...there are many questions there :D

-------------------------------------

Hmm. Were they really? *raises eyebrow*

Anonymous said...

Hi PJ. Poor thing. If you'r off to bed, get plenty of sleep. Goodnight love *hugs*

Good to see you again :)

PJ's in blue said...

BC, could you pass me a donut i am famished.

Please!!!!

Anon616 said...

Hi PJ!! I'm glad to hear you made it back home safely! How was the trip (besides the flight delays)?

PJ's in blue said...

Damn! BC, don't kick me off just yet, let me eat my donut!

elena said...

Texas without donuts is like a day without sunshine.

PJ's in blue said...

It was great, except trying to get out of Chicago, i should have been home yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Poor PJ. Here you go *passes donut*
Sometimes the flights in Chicago can be a bitch.

Anon616 said...

Bleeding Chaos said...
Hiya sugarplum, how are you? *runs and smothers with kisses and hugs*

Did you read my story? ^_^

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I liked your story VERY MUCH, sweetcheeks!

My story is not tooooo erotic; not YET, anyway ;)

Part II is COMING SOON!!! :D

Rasputins Revenge said...

I'm still reading here...I like the first one...The one that swallows...I'm not done yet though.

Original Punk J said...

I'm back now, kids, was just rearranging the stories on the blog.

Wendy, your story: IT'S UP! heeheehee And it's good! Waiting for part II.

Elena, we MUST have a contribution from the Queen, darling! The Princesses have all written now, so let's see what you've got!

J

PJ's in blue said...

So what has been going on while i was away, fights, bullshit, or just the norm, of toe nails and poems.

Anon616 said...

Elena said...
Texas without donuts is like a day without sunshine.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I haven't been around blogbelieve all day; but, I'm that right there HAS to be the LINE OF THE DAY!

And true, so very true ;)


*big hugs for PJ*
I hate airports PJ !!!!

I wish trains were faster and went everywhere ;)

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...

Wendy, your story: IT'S UP! heeheehee And it's good! Waiting for part II.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thank you J! We'll get INTO it in part II ;)

I had to leave ya'll wanting more....
for now ;)

Original Punk J said...

Uh, yeah, TA, the "swallows" one is mine. Watch yourself, Dead Boy!

Hey PJ, how was Chicago?

J

Anonymous said...

So that's where you have been Triston ;)

Wendy, thanks sugarplum. I like how your story is so far. I can't wait to read the second part. Yours too J. Wow :)

PJ, well, just the usual chitter chatter I guess.

Original Punk J said...

Thanks BC! Gotta say, not so much story as real life...:D

Elena, so is Texas a two-donutter or a three-donutter?

J

elena said...

Just how did I get to be Queen? Was I elected or born into the title?

PJ's in blue said...

616, thanks, i do too, people where really mad and pissed off at the airline.
The people i work with had to fly me out this afternoon.

Rasputins Revenge said...

Damn..That " I understand and wish to continue" Line gets a lot of air play.......this is the first I have heard of it....hmmmm....have I done something wrong?

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...
Uh, yeah, TA, the "swallows" one is mine. Watch yourself, Dead Boy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That 'swallow' one made me thristy!
:))

Elena: A three donuter?? IMPRESSIVE!

Anonymous said...

Triston, I think some of us just enjoys teasing you

Anonymous said...

*Sings you can give me anything but love*

Hot damn I love that song

Anon616 said...

PJ! Have met Triston yet?

*makes proper blogbelieve introductions*


I bet you couldn't wait to get home PJ. Yes, the joys of being stranded at the Airport! ;)

PJ's in blue said...

Hi OP, sorry i did not see you, but it was crazy!

Tristion, sorry i about not saying hi to you either, I'm just so damn tired.

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
Damn..That " I understand and wish to continue" Line gets a lot of air play.......this is the first I have heard of it

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That line is everywhere now! I had to do something with it ;)

Rasputins Revenge said...

Well PJ..It is a real pleasure to meet you!!

Anonymous said...

*Hugs PJ*

Anyone else would like some free samples of round, hot, white, dripping, creamy covered goodness?

Original Punk J said...

Elena, you were elected by a majority vote. I think Mayo cast the deciding one. ;D

Texas voted, too.

Wendy: naughty girl, getting thirsty! Go quench yourself!

J

Anon616 said...

Elena: Have you heard from TJ since this morning? It sounds as though she's having the time of her life!!!!

Anonymous said...

*Takes one and sucks off all of the hot, dripping, white goodness, then licks lips*

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...

Wendy: naughty girl, getting thirsty! Go quench yourself!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

O_O

Well, if you INSIST! ;)



*pouts*

Darn, wine will have to do for tonight - AGAIN!!!!!!!


*getting a bit frustrated*

*stomps feet on floor*
*bangs head on desk*

Okay ---- I'M FINE NOW! REALLY!

;p

Rasputins Revenge said...

That 'swallow' one made me thristy!
:))

..........lets see 11 50.....Krispy is on Clearview....um....

Original Punk J said...

PJ, honey, maybe you should get some sleep...but I know, sometimes you have to unwind before you lie down. Drink some chamomile tea, that should help you relax.

BC, lay one on me, sista!

Wendy, where is that line from? I'm such a pop-culture idiot.

J

elena said...

I haven't heard from TJ but I think she is having the time of her life.

She looks so happy in the picture she posted.

Three donuter? No, try the whole damn box.

Anon616 said...

Bleeding Chaos said...
*Hugs PJ*

Anyone else would like some free samples of round, hot, white, dripping, creamy covered goodness?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

O_O

*giggles*

PJ's in blue said...

You too Tristion, i am never here when you are around, too bad i don;t have a lot of time night.
I'm in a real mood for shit tonight after what i have been threw.

And not one anon to take it out on........DAMN!

PJ's in blue said...

OP, i have heard about chamomile tea, but have not tried it.

Anonymous said...

*Tosses donut towards J*

*Licks every trace of hot, white cream from her fingers*


Simply delicious.

ergoproxy said...

taking a break from glue!

hello PJ! glad you're back safe ad sound.


can someone remind me where entropy has been ? I can't remember :(

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
..........lets see 11 50.....Krispy is on Clearview....um....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There's one on Loyola too! ;)

J: That's the line/box that POPS UP on this (and other) sites when you check the adult oriented box...
or whatever box it is!

Anonymous said...

I made Wendy produce the RW facial expression. Lol ^_^


I'm sorry you feel that way PJ. Chamomile tea is a great way to relieve nerves and helps you relax. When I'm feeling stressed, I like to make some.

PJ's in blue said...

Tristion turn your head!!!


What i really need is a big ole pizza.....wink wink!

Get rid of all this tension i have at the moment.

Original Punk J said...

And just HOW do you know that, Miss Elena? Hmm? Have we been to the rodeo lately?

BC, hang on to the rest of your donuts, TA might neeeeeeeed some in a few minutes!

J

Anonymous said...

Sugarplum, I never found out who pinched my ass the other night. I was hoping to get a spanking.


*Damn Krispy Kreme donuts*

Anon616 said...

PJ's in blue said...

And not one anon to take it out on........DAMN!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nights are pretty much an "anon free" zone, PJ. Some fun one's do pop in from time to time :)

Technically, I suppose I'm still an ANON
^see my name up there^
I'm just one you all know! ;p

Rasputins Revenge said...

Wait a second I am a couple blocks off Loyola...where it at? Oh wait...That store near I10 has them.......What a coincidence...right near the entrance!

ergoproxy said...

wow! donut porn!

wendy have you read TJ's LJ account? it links off her blog

Anonymous said...

J, I have plenty of them. I'm gonna lick them in all the right places and suck all of the glaze.

Anon616 said...

Welcome back, Ergo!

*big smooch*

Entropy has been on an adventure much like TJ's!!!!

I can't wait to read her reports!


Did someone say PIZZA?

Original Punk J said...

Oh Wendy, I'm so DUH. WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE AT OUR PLACE, DON'T WE???

Shows you how often I actually READ that thing. Besides, L set up the blog. (How many more excuses can I come up with...had something in my eye...attacked by space aliens...cat bit me...had to catch a donut...)

J

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm gonna stop now.

Pizza? Yum.

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
Wait a second I am a couple blocks off Loyola...where it at? Oh wait...That store near I10 has them.......What a coincidence...right near the entrance!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LOL! That IS convenient! Even more convenient (for me) is the store 4 blocks away :P

Ergo: I haven't read her LJ reports. Do I need LJ to read hers? I did see the picture though.
She did look so HAPPY!!!!

J: How are L and Logan tonight? Is L still in alot of pain?

elena said...

Ah, the rodeo.

Good times, good times.

Donut porn! Wonder where that idea came from? J you got any idea?

Original Punk J said...

Wendy, L is very tired, not in as much pain as yesterday though. Logan's sneezing is reduced drastically, and he's currently enjoying some classical music. Mr Diva Bunny can't have a good night without hearing some Bach. :)

J

PJ's in blue said...

OK everyone I'm going to get off......OK....back up...i am about to go to bed is what i meant, all though the first was not a bad idea......nah...too tired!


I love ya all,

Hugs,

Blows kiss!

Mayo,
If you would get on once in awhile, you could get off too!!

Just a thought!

Night!

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...

(How many more excuses can I come up with...had something in my eye...attacked by space aliens...cat bit me...had to catch a donut...)

J

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
.....I was TIED UP
.....I had to SWALLOW something!

;)

There are ALWAYS more excuses, J!

Anonymous said...

Goodnight PJ, sweet dreams.

Original Punk J said...

Not a clue, Elena, not a clue.

Say, you should write a piece for the new blog about donuts and such. That'd be swell. :) Are you, uh, up for the challenge?

J

Anon616 said...

PJ's in blue said...
OK everyone I'm going to get off

Mayo,
If you would get on once in awhile, you could get off too!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Darn! I was about to get my HOPES up for you, PJ! ;)

Sweet dreams and LOVE to you too!

Anonymous said...

Anyone have the cure for cramps?

Anon616 said...

Elena should entitle her...umm...

piece:

Keeping TEXAS Deep
(In My Heart)

:))

Anon616 said...

Triston: Rub BC's tummy, please.

That should help, BC!

Rasputins Revenge said...

Reading all of those was great....somebody even left one on my blog...I seem to have many secret admirers.....until I piss them off...by doing God knows what....its a gift!

Original Punk J said...

Night PJ, get off (to sleep) well! heeheehee

Wendy, you got me there, those are good ones! Let's see, how about:

...my mouth was full.
...my hands were full.
...couldn't hear for the screaming.
...lost the keys to the handcuffs.
...covered in chocolate cake.

J

elena said...

I will not write donut porn. I never uh, well you know, and tell.

Anonymous said...

J, I love that! God, I want to eat something. Wendy, I bet his hands are too cold ;)

ergoproxy said...

goodnight PJ!s weet dreams

BC hot sweet tea and brandy (or painkillers)


wendy no you don't and you can comment but sign your name as it comes up as anon regardless.
if you look at the comments pics I bet you can pic who is me!:)

Rasputins Revenge said...

BC I know the perfect cure for cramps....;)

The old vamp has been around!!!

Original Punk J said...

So TA, what did you think of BC's...uh...offering?

Elena, one word:

LIAR!

BC, also one word:

HYSTERECTOMY.

J

ergoproxy said...

J

....I forgot my safety word

Rasputins Revenge said...

No...Rubbing tummies is not the right answer.

Anon616 said...

I like those J !

How about:

..... I wasn't dressed

..... I couldn't find my panties

..... I had to wash the whipped cream/chocolate fudge out of my hair

and the ALL IMPORTANT:

.... I had to brush my teeth!

Anon616 said...

ergoproxy said...
J

....I forgot my safety word

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TEXAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

your such a player

Rasputins Revenge said...

BC's was very interesting....too bad the airlines are all screwed up...I am too tired to fly myself.

Rasputins Revenge said...

hmmm...That would be Playa...anon!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Ergo :) I want some tea, but they make me use the bathroom a lot :/

Triston, then tell me, what is the cure? ;)

Original Punk J said...

Ergo, the safety word is "wombat".

Wendy, you would not BELIEVE what L had to wash out of her hair not long ago!

Let's just say he had bad aim...

J

Anonymous said...

player

elena said...

Liar? Me a liar?

Beg to differ. I've learned to keep my mouth closed concerning donuts.

Until the proper time!

ergoproxy said...

well heck BC drink enough brandy and you'll forget the cramps!


Anon616 said...
ergoproxy said...
J

....I forgot my safety word

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TEXAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


heeheeheehee

Anonymous said...

BC's was very interesting....too bad the airlines are all screwed up...I am too tired to fly myself.

-------------------------------------

Why would you want to torture yourself by going through the airlines?

Anon616 said...

ergoproxy said...

wendy no you don't and you can comment but sign your name as it comes up as anon regardless.
if you look at the comments pics I bet you can pic who is me!:)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GREAT, Ergo! I'll go read her journal and take a look at the photos. I KNOW I can find you ;)


Elena: You can TELL. Just change the names to protoct the NOT so innocent ;)

Triston: Are you making people angryagain? BAD, BAD vampyre! ;)

Rasputins Revenge said...

I invented the line " Sweetheart I'd eat my way straight to your heart"....Of course Al Gore invented the internet! ;)

Anonymous said...

I wish I had some Ergo. I think all I have is some Jack Daniels, some vodka, and some Corona. I'm not sure which to pick ^_^

Original Punk J said...

Yeah, Triston, the phone's a lot easier (hint hint)!

J

Anonymous said...

Wendy, I like it when Triston is bad ;)

I invented the line " Sweetheart I'd eat my way straight to your heart"....Of course Al Gore invented the internet! ;)

-------------------------------------

Well, I must say your daring comments tends to cause my eyes to pop out and my cheeks flush ^_^

Anon616 said...

No...Rubbing tummies is not the right answer.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YES it is! I enjoy having my tummy rubbed ;)

Hello player anonymous.

CARRIE: Where do you go?????

Rasputins Revenge said...

see I'm not a player....its just that....I am very misunderstood. :(

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...

Wendy, you would not BELIEVE what L had to wash out of her hair not long ago!

Let's just say he had bad aim...

J
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LOL !!!!!

Maybe he was just overly excited!
;)
Was this the 22 year old????

Original Punk J said...

BC, if you have some of that JD, vodka, and Corona, you won't be flushing/blushing anymore.

Elena, if you've learned to keep your mouth shut about donuts, then you're not using them properly. Maybe you should practice some more.

J

Anonymous said...

aww poor triston. You are free to lean on my shoulder whenever you like

*Curses the donuts*

ergoproxy said...

you know the scientific name for wombat is Vombatus ursinus

isn't vombatus just the cutest name !!
their Suborder is Vombatiformes and the family is Vombatidae

heehee

vombat ~ said by a vampire

I vant to chew your roots!

oh why is a man like a wombat?

he eats roots and leaves!

(we had a wombat graffitied study desk at uni, my contribution

Wom bat a bat a bat a bat a bat abat abat abat a wombatman!

Original Punk J said...

Wendy, he's 24, but yeah. It was his birthday (the 24th one, actually), and he was a TAD excited!

J

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
I invented the line " Sweetheart I'd eat my way straight to your heart"....Of course Al Gore invented the internet! ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, if that's the case:

Elena discovered TEXAS and J invented that cream filling in those donuts ;)

I, off course, invented CHOCOLATE (body) FROSTING and BC invented whipped cream!

Anonymous said...

J, no I wouldn't. I would have passed out on my bed. One time I drank a bit much and immediately passed out, but I had the best sleep ever when that happened.

Original Punks said...

Wendy, you would not BELIEVE what L had to wash out of her hair not long ago!

Let's just say he had bad aim...

-----------------------------------

LOL

ergoproxy said...

Bc I'd say any would be ok!

not too much though, don't want you waking up with doniuts you don't rememebr buying!

Anon616 said...

*edit*

*OF course*

TJ !!!!!!!!!!! When are you going to get that evil typo fairy???

Anon616 said...

Ergo, of course, invented hand cuffs!

Too bad she forgot about the keys
;)

Anonymous said...

Whipped cream is delicious. You should see my about me section ^_^

Original Punk J said...

Ergo...you been SNIFFIN' that glue?

Wait, or is it the scothch?

Wombatman.

Oh my cow.

J

Anonymous said...

not too much though, don't want you waking up with doniuts you don't rememebr buying

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LOL. Sometimes the cramps are pretty painful, sometimes they're not. Right now I say it's okay.

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...
Wendy, he's 24, but yeah. It was his birthday (the 24th one, actually), and he was a TAD excited!

J

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*snickers*

POOR, POOR thing! WHAT did J do to him????

And how long did he BEG for more
;)



LOL, Ergo! Pass some of that DRANBY this way. I wanna see a wombatman!

Rasputins Revenge said...

BC Slow long sex relieves those cramps baby!! Take my word for it!!

ergoproxy said...

J after about 12 straight hours of studying botany it's amazing how distorted your brain can get! lol

ergoproxy said...

BC hate to say it but triston knows his stuff!

Anonymous said...

O_o

Seriously, I would have spat my drink reading that. Thank you Triston ;)

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...

Elena, if you've learned to keep your mouth shut about donuts, then you're not using them properly.

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Hmmm.....keeping your mouth shut?
I might have to try that just for the hell of it ;)

Nah......can't see how that work very well!

Anonymous said...

Triston, sadly, I'm single :(

Rasputins Revenge said...

Ergo...I promise you....I DO!!

Original Punk J said...

Well, Wendy, it was L, and it would be better to ask what she DIDN'T do to him!

(Or, for that matter, what I didn't do to him either!)

Triston, did you have any clue what you were getting into when you showed up here originally?

J

Anon616 said...

*makes mental note to name her second born son VOMBATUS*

*first born shall be named FLUFFY, Jr.*

:D

Anonymous said...

Lol Wendy.

Rasputins Revenge said...

BC....Sadly single...I have been happily single, happily married and happily single but again....I have had a full life! My star will prolly supernova very shortly!

Original Punk J said...

Anon616 said...
*makes mental note to name her second born son VOMBATUS*

*first born shall be named FLUFFY, Jr.*

:D


WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA MARRY???!!!

J

Anon616 said...

Oooops, sorry J !!!

LOL < at myself. I was looking at your J while typing.

I'm certain you tortured *by pleasing means* someONE recently!
;)

ergoproxy said...

triston you'd be an asset to any lady!
orgasms cure many an ill!

BC I used to get crams really badly but after having a child *poof* never again

of course that's a fairly drastic solution

Anonymous said...

I didn't know a vamp like you was married ^_^


So you're single now? I have been single most of my life. Haven't found the right man yet.

Rasputins Revenge said...

J...in my line of work I am ready for anything...and its always on..lol...I just don't expect it sitting quietly at the computer.

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA MARRY???!!!

J

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Fluffy, SR. OF COURSE!!! ;)

ergoproxy said...

Reginald Fluffy Vombatus 616 III

Anonymous said...

Ergo, definitely not. I don't want kids yet.

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
J...in my line of work I am ready for anything...and its always on

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ALWAYS???

You better see a doctor about THAT!

;)

ergoproxy said...

oops

Reginald Fluffy Vombatus Jr 616 III

Anonymous said...

^^Lol

I wonder who the lucky lady will be. You are always free to be my asset ;p

Anon616 said...

ergoproxy said...
Reginald Fluffy Vombatus 616 III

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I like that Ergo! ALOT!!!

*writes the name down for future use*

:D

ergoproxy said...

well triston

If it's not on , it's not on!

Rasputins Revenge said...

Oh Yeah...I played daddy vamp for a bit....It was....very enlightening...and fun! Maybe saved my life...I don't know....everything is for a reason.....I have backslid back into my old ways though. I will slow down again though soon ....I try to avoid my extremes.

Anon616 said...

Wait. Who the heck is Reginald???

Darn! Now I HAVE to go out and find a Reginald......

A woman's work is NEVER DONE!

Anonymous said...

Aww wendy

Original Punk J said...

"Fluffy" for short, Ergo! Or maybe "Vom".

Triston, just be careful when you get up *coughFreudianslipcough* from the desk!

J

Rasputins Revenge said...

Better to see a nurse....female of course :)

Anonymous said...

So are you looking now?

Anon616 said...

original punks said...

Triston, just be careful when you get up *coughFreudianslipcough* from the desk!

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Regarding that statement, all I can say is:

Knock on wood, J and Triston.
Knock on wood!


Triston: How's sister vamp doing?
I have to call her for a 'girls night out' soon!

Original Punk J said...

Wendy,

*groan*

J

Rasputins Revenge said...

Well BC take your time and the right one will present themselves....Now I don't know your taste in Men...all I can say is try not to end up on the Oprah BATTERED womans special.....damn, and I have been eating them plain all these years.

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...
Wendy,

*groan*

J
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hehe

*sticks tongue out at J*

Rasputins Revenge said...

lol...I hope ya'll do realize I am talking a lot of shit right now....lol

ergoproxy said...

sorry wendy!

Anonymous said...

Triston, never. I don't want to become like one of those women who get beaten and abused. No way.

I'm usually attracted to those with dark hair, a sense of humor, intelligence, charisma, beautiful eyes, and someone who loves rock music as I do and enjoys seeing bands.

Anon616 said...

Original Punks said...
"Fluffy" for short, Ergo! Or maybe "Vom".

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OH GREAT! Now I have to decide on a nickname for the child.

Hmmm......

How about I call him Fluffy during the week and Vom on weekends?

Rasputins Revenge said...

I haven't talked to her lately...she hangs with Vinney a lot. I'll have to call her!! Give her a call.

Anonymous said...

what's new?

Anon616 said...

Triston Anatole said...
lol...I hope ya'll do realize I am talking a lot of shit right now....lol

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Are you drinking MAD DOG again or mixing more of those COLORADO BULLDOGS??? ;p

Anonymous said...

Aw no you're not.

Anon616 said...

Hello anonymous! What's new with you? Besides being on top tonight?

;)

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