I am filthy and filled with an untenable relapse in reason. I reek of the ruinous stench of revolt. I am vile. There is a guard posted at my bedside who never allows me to rest. He keeps a silent watch with his fist in my gut. My screams he silences with his lips pressed full against my mouth. He eats my words before they have a chance to live. And, he knows that once I am free I will disappear.
I throw my shadow against the wall. I hope that the guard will find the illusion a distraction and he does. Now, with the guard so easily bemused, I quickly slip out from under the sheets. Feet hit the floor first, then knees and hands, then once I am steady I crawl my way out the door. I only have a little time before the guard notices my shadow’s foolery. He could beat me to a pulp. Fucking prick.
And of course, I always return to the same place. They will eventually find me and post a new sentry. Perhaps the next will be somewhat entertaining.
p.s. present tense and terse with (only) myself.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
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hi jen! we responded to the same thing in a similar way!!
hi to everyone here. i see we are having a lovely sunday afternoon/evening with the black nameless ones!!!
Anon 3:32
I think I know what you're talking about.
RW, I like the quote you posted at 3:31.
Anon, you're an idiot too. A smart person will know when to shut the fuck up ^_^
FIRST!!!
Hahaha! Not only am I the queen of the 666th post, but I am first....
Oh well, who gives a rat's ass?!
No, you guys are too pathetic and you amuse me.
well don't whinge about feeling sick then!!
Never watched 'Lord of the Rings'. Don't know why.
0_0
*is shocked*
Hi Fasc!
What's up?
3:32, don't even start. If you really have something to say, then say it...if you don't, then just don't.
"There will be a time, not so far from now, that you will look back on this phase of your life and instead of condemning it or beating up on it... Instead of blaming or guilting, you will feel appreciation for it, because you will understand that a renewed desire for life was born out of this time period that will bring you to physical heights that you could not have achieved without the contrast that gave birth to this desire."
RW, I like the quote you posted at 3:31.
Thank you, BC :)
I am spamming Mayo's with inspirational messages.
Well, sometimes I refuse to buy into all the hype.
"You cannot have a happy ending to an unhappy journey."
Siobhan-san, I heard about him on tv. It's heartbreaking, isn't it? Pancreatic cancer is one of the most aggressive forms of cancer and the survival rate is less than 5 or 10% I believe. I heard his life expectacy is 5-9 months tops.
Hello faraway. How are you dear?
Hello again, dudes and dudettes.
Jen! I see you on the other page!
hi siobhan i'm giood thank you.
not seen you around for a while.
hey BC haven't seen you either, you ok?
RW i'm loving your inspirational messages! keep em coming!
giood is a new word apparantly!
Hiya Mustard & FASC! :D
hey MIB!
"The main event has never been the manifestation; the main event has always been the way you feel moment by moment, because that's what life is."
Hi Mustard!
RW Lama, you are a true inspiration today!
Yes, BC! It's so sad. I really like him. Did you see 'Too Wong Foo...'?
I love, love, love that movie.
RW, go ahead and bombard this place with inspirational messages. I think a lot of us need it ^_^
I have never seen lord of the rings either, but I did play one of the video games with my nephew a few times.
RW, I love your previous quote.
Siobhan is comment 666, ha ha
Hi Folks!
What's up?
Hello to all who showed up while I was away. I'm glad to see all of you.
Oh and I really mean this. (for anon who thinks we just pretend to like each other)
"Let what you're living right here and now in this environment be the process that evokes the desire that summons the Life Force that provides the creation of anything. Whatever you have the ability to conceive, this Universe has the ability to provide. Anything, without exception. So your work is on the conjuring of the idea, period. The Universe has the stuff to deliver the goods, and will."
Sdock!
Hey!
"If you don't meet resistance with resistance, it dissipates dramatically. It just softens. Try it! Next time somebody says to you, "I'm right, and you're wrong," say, "Pfftt, you're right. You are right. You're right." And mean it. In other words, don't mock them. Don't be sarcastic. "You're right." And then watch how, all of a sudden, their legs almost go right out from under them. They don't have the energy to blast you, because you just took the fuel away from the fire."
*waves*
Hi!
Hullo, Solly! :D Are you still floating on air from your concert experience last night?
Roll Call!
Hello Elena, RW, Sdock, BC, Siobhan, and FASC!
Hi, Mustard!! :D
*glomps*
It just softens. Try it! Next time somebody says to you, "I'm right, and you're wrong," say, "Pfftt, you're right. You are right. You're right." And mean it. In other words, don't mock them. Don't be sarcastic. "You're right." And then watch how, all of a sudden, their legs almost go right out from under them. They don't have the energy to blast you, because you just took the fuel away from the fire."
I tried this, and it doesn't work.
I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but I'm just statin'. :)
Siobhan, I don't know why, but too wong foo was one of the movies that I really enjoyed watching so many times. Its been a while since I last seen it.
Faraway, I'm okay, thank you for asking. I missed talking to you guys.
Hi mustard
Hi Sdock!
How are you?
Yes, I am basking in Bob Ritchie afterglow!
And blogger is being a little bitchass to me today.
Yeah, me too.
Not Ritchie afterglow, but Blogger being an ass part.
Hi solly. How was the concert? Elena, its good to see you too.
I can watch that movie over and over again, BC. It's so funny and Patrick is awesome.
Hey Siobhan,
I'm good, how are you?
The concert was phenomenal!
Hey BC, how are you?
Inspirational posts? Umm, needs some Adam Lazzara. :D
Best friends means...
Get crunk wid it boys!
And because Adam is never better than when Adam is on stage...
Mmmm, passion!
Young, funny, alive, grinning cheeseball hugely talented Jim Morrison reminiscent but a better poet and probably better human being.
This is unexplainably hot.
GET DOWN YOU CRAZY MAN.
Oh HELLS yes, please and thank you. ^_^
I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but I'm just statin'. :)
I think that one has more to do with controlling your own reactions to verbal abuse, as it's not always so easy to stop it altogether from coming at you. But if you can get into a zone where it doesn't affect you any more, then that ends it's negative influence, whether the banter continues or not.
Incidentally, I like him so much better now than I did when he was a rack of bones. He was toooo skinny when they started out.
Adam is an inspiration entity, to be sure! :)
*sees typos and gramatical errors in her last two comments, but can't be bovvered to correct them*
Oh I uploaded every picture in the world from the party last night. Some of them (if you were to venture into the Kelly And Jane files for instance) are not for, err, those who are easily scandalized. ^_^
But if you can get into a zone where it doesn't affect you any more, then that ends it's negative influence, whether the banter continues or not.
I really wish I could say this is true for me. I really do, because it would be effin' awesome.
ADAM >>>> LIFE, yes? ;)
Ain't he, RW? ^_^
"Desire summons Life Force. If we must continue to be alive, we must continue to have new desire. You are not willing to let yourself outrageously want because when you outrageously want something that you haven't found a way of getting, it is too uncomfortable, and the risk feels too great. We're wanting you to hear that there is no risk at all! Fantasize and watch what happens."
"Hypothetically, people worry about everyone being selfishly oriented. "If everyone did exactly what they want to do, what kind of world would this be?" And we say, a really, really good one. Because if everyone did what they wanted to do, everyone would feel free. And if you feel free, you feel empowered. And every negative emotion that exists—hear this—every negative emotion that exists is because there is some sense of loss of freedom somewhere in there."
I'm a-ok, Sdock. Thanks for asking.
Tis true a bit of Adam brightens the day.
thanks for the links
sorry guys i disappeared for a shower...back now!
nice pics K, both of adam and you and your pals and some fish and a statue?!!
hello elena and anyone else who has arrived in the meantime.
RW @ 4:14
Amen.
Solly, I'm doing pretty good, just a bit tired. Thanks. Hi k, anyone else who arrived
Troofax, Elena. ^_^
Thank you FASC! I swear, they must have to disinfect Naked Leaf Guy the day after Oceans. ^_~
I'm here! Huzzah!
Hey guys ^_^
BC! You're back! We were getting worried, love. How've you been?
Hi, CTV!! :D
swear, they must have to disinfect Naked Leaf Guy the day after Oceans.
nice!!
hi there CTV and hi solly don't think i saw you there!!
Kapunua, I believe the link you wanted was www.iamthespider.blogspot.com
Hi, RW and FASC!
Time for me to go do my stomach crunches & arm-strengthening exercises. My co-worker and I are trying to tone up, and have been poking each other through Facebook as a reminder to do our workouts this weekend.
So I'm outta here for a bit. I leave you with this:
"The majority have been programmed from their past experience to expect physical decline. And while it is something they don't want, they are programmed to expect it. And so, they're going to get what they expect. It's not that what they expect is the reality that everyone lives, but that everyone lives the reality of what they expect."
Have a good evening! :)
That's it!
It was a blogger account.
HEY CTV!
See ya, RW!
bye RW!!
Hey Mustard!
Aww ctv, did you miss me? I missed you too. How are you love? I'm good, a bit tired though due to daylight savings time. I don't like it.
Bye RW
See ya later.
Hi, CTV!
How is it going?
Jules,
I loved looking at your pics! You are so, so pretty!!
Bye, RW Lama!
Bye rw *squeeze*
Hey guys!
I'm really happy because I got my tickets today for the Faber Drive concert, and the City & Colour concert!! ^_^
=] =] =]
Hello Siobhan, Elena!
It's been a while, Siobhan. I hope you're doing well, dear.
BC, I sure did. I dozed off yesterday afternoon by accident, and what a mistake that was. I stayed up until 5:30 AM last night watching some movie with Robert De Niro 'cause I couldn't fall asleep.
Hey PH!
Hey CTV!!
=]
congrats on the tickets PH what exactly does that mean??
Yes, I'm doing fine, CTV!
Long time, no read.
What have you been up to, lately?
Hello, PH!
How are you, dear?
lol.
What do you mean FASC? :P
Hey Siobhan!! =]
I'm good, how are you? =]
Hi grasshopper. How are you? *hugs*
Ctv, wow that was late. My favorite de niro movie is goodfellas.
Hey BC! =]
I'm good, how are you doing?!
=]
I feel as snug as a bug in a rug, haha!
BC said,
Anon 3:32
I think I know what you're talking about.
-----------
Ever notice how BC always likes to make it look like she has some secret insider information on Mayo or on what anons are saying about Mayo?
Ah.
I believe I was watching Godsend.
Faber Drive concert
City & Colour concert
sorry PH i just don't know where these places are and is it MCR you are going to see or some other bands.
that was all, didn't explain myself very well.
Oh, my God! I'm watching 'A shot at love'. And after that they'll show 'Charm School'.
This means fun, fun, fun.
Ohh I see!
Those are just both bands that I really love, and I am going to see Faber Drive on April 1st with my sister, and City and Colour on May 31st. They're both amazing, I'd recommend their music any day.
sorry PH i just don't know where these places are and is it MCR you are going to see or some other bands.
They're actually Canadian bands and musicians, dear.
With their names and all I can see why you'd get confused!
Hello everybody
Hello, MJ :)
lol.
You're better at explaining things CTV! ^_^
Hey Martha!
I must be off.
Good bye all.
<3
I'm the anon who saw something to do with Mayo and trust me, BC doesn't know.
Hello Ctv and Ph how are you guys doing?
Hey, MJ!
How are you doing?
Take care, PH.
Alright anon just spill the beans on it.
But she knows something because she said this,
Bleeding Chaos said...
Anon 3:32
I think I know what you're talking about.
So what is it BC? Why don't you tell us what you know?
Anon 4 :46
Want me to explain it to you? A while back, someone (I don't know who) went on some website that they didn't want to mention and read an article or some shit that apparently belonged to mayonaise, and it was written to bad mouth us blog members.
Real mayonaise said it wasn't him.
Hello Siobhan I am doing well. How are you?
Those are just both bands that I really love, and I am going to see Faber Drive on April 1st with my sister, and City and Colour on May 31st. They're both amazing, I'd recommend their music any day
oh thanks PH. i thougfht they were places!! they obviously aren't known in england or i've never heard of them anyway!! sounds cool though!
oh and bye PH!!!
hello martha jones.
BC, what are you talking about. When did Mayo say anything about some article not being him. WHy don't you link to it.
And why didn't you say so in the first place. Oh I know why, because you want people to think that you and Mayo share some kind of secret.
thought
oops!
Bye ph. Hello mj
Goodbye ph. Hello Bc how are you?
I know, BC always likes people to think that she knows something we don't.
Hello FASC how are you?
OHHHHH.
Are you guys talking about some LJ-like website where Mayonaise apparently commented?
Yeah, that wasn't him.
Was it TMZ, BC?
I'm fine, MJ. I'm having a good time watching 'Charm School' and eating chocolates and gummy bears.
I don't know what BC is talking about. That is not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about something I saw that I wasn't supposed to see and I think Mayo knows I was there.
Anon, I can't link to it. Some anon mentioned the article thing last year, and they didn't want to post the link, so they didn't. I'm guessing you weren't here long enough to know about that.
When mwm was still up, I asked mayo if he was the one bad mouthing us on the other site and he said he didn't do it.
Hey Martha
How are you today?
Hey anon, why don't you share the link then? Or are you pretending to know something you don't?
Bleeding Chaos is making shit up to sound like she knows something about Mayo that only she is in on. She's obsessed or don't you remember her story where she married and fucked him that she posted all over this blog. Just ignore her, she doesn't know anything you guys don't, Mayo is not going to make the same mistake twice. He might be an arrogant ass but he's not stupid.
Anon I remember the whole thing about mayo having another blog where he was bad mouthing us. I think it was around the time MWM came out. I think mayo did come on and say it wasn't him who had the bad mouthing blog.
Here's the thing.
Stop beating around the bush. Link to it, or don't talk about it at all.
I'm so tired of all this "I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW" bullshit.
Anon 5:01
Yeah, at first I thought you were talking about what I just said. Sorry about the confusion.
Mayo might have liked BC once because of the attention she gave him but he realized that she wasn't worth his time and he moved on to other "lovelies", I wonder when their time is going to be up.
Capture This Void, it's not a link. I just saw something that Mayo did that I don't think he wanted me of all people to see.
Hello elena I am fine how are you?
Siobhan TMZ is a gossip site and tv show. an anon came on about 2 or 3 months ago saying that they had a story about GW's marriage falling apart.
Care to share, then?
BC actually does know about Mayo. She knows who he is. They used to talk a lot way back when in the day.
Mayonaise is having a swell time reading this. I'm pretty sure about that.
Anon who supposedly saw something, just spit it out. What did you see? The dangling carrot game is so last year. Say it or STFU.
Anon 5:03
I'm not making it up. Calm down and listen to what MJ just said.
CTV, for the win
hi martha!
i'm good thank you.
I know what TMZ is, MJ.
It was a joke. *giggles*
Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
I don't want to saw it, I just want Mayo to know that I know HE knows.
Sorry siobhan. It gets confusing in here with all the anons and I know something you don't know.
Pancake-zilla, cover your eyes love ^_^
I'm gonna go kill more zombies. I was only trying to help out the other anon.
Did you see a tree, Anon?
BC could have said that at first. But she wanted to be mysterious so that people would think she had something on Mayo that you guys all didn't. That's her favorite game.
BC, stop copying Kapu. Seriously, she always used to say that. Think for yourself for once in your life.
Mustard, do you know the oscar meyer weirner song? ^_^
No problem, MJ! ^_^
I know something about Mayo others don't.
*insert X-files theme here*
Damn, it's been peaceful around here. We've had several anonymous people come in who have actually contributed to a conversation without distaste.
It was cool.
Now it's not, so thanks.
mustardisbetter said...
Did you see a tree, Anon?
No Mustard the anon couldn't see the tree because of the forest.
BC could have said that at first. But she wanted to be mysterious so that people would think she had something on Mayo that you guys all didn't. That's her favorite game.
Hello, pot? This is the kettle calling....
Mayo is really the Dr and we are having a love affair on the TARDIS
Anon 5:13
And why in the hell would I play it like a game? I don't do that bs. Playing games and planting doubt is something your kind seems to excel at.
I don't trick my friends with that stupid game playing
Hello, pot? This is the kettle calling....
That's another anon.
BC that is ALL you do, and the only people you are fooling is other fools.
And I agree with the anon, K did always say that. Get your own stuff to say.
Mayo is an alien who has come to earth to feed on our sexual energy.
Mayo is an alien who has come to earth to feed on our sexual energy.
All this time I thought he was a giant octopus!
Mustard, and all I wanted was to help mayo, and say hi to you guys and look what happens. Sighs.
Mayo is an alien who has come to earth to feed on our sexual energy.
And the dude has to love a good game of Bingo.
He seems the type ;)
Mayo, you like a good joke now and then. Don't kid yourself. ;)
Mayo is Andy. I want that one!
Kapu said the zombie thing because she is playing resident evil a game that BC also plays. BC has even given hints to Kapu about the game. So killing zombies is something anyone is allowed to say. Kapu doesn't have a trademark on the phrase.
BC,
My comment was certainly not directed at you.
You have every fucking right to be here and help Mayo just like the rest of us.
Even if he didn't listen, I did. What you said, I relate to.
Hello Mib how are you?
Anon, I'm not fooling anyone so I have no idea what you're talking about. You're only planting that ridiculous notion in your mind because you want to find a nonexistent idea about me to fuel the fire.
Stop wasting your time and go pick your nose or something.
Mj, lol
I'm well, MJ. Another damn headache, but other than that, spiffy I guess :)
Mayo is the inventor of the vibrating panties and the electric bingo board
Mustard, thank you. I appreciate that ^_^
And yeah, my other comment to you, sorry about that. It seems I can't say hello without getting attacked. Its gets, well, annoying.
Hello anon at 5:24 how are you?
And I'm glad you laughed.
Mib here are some panties for your head.
A good afternoon to you as well.
Hi everyone!
Waves!!!!!
I am so glad to see everything has settled down in here, i have to say, for a while i thought our little family was breaking up.
But things seem better and I'm back in the game, i have missed so much.
Mayo,
I have missed you and i will catch up on all the post.
for now, i am just going to relax and chat with the lady's.
So! Lady's how are you?
Whats going on in Mayoville?
BC forget about the anons we are having dirty talk time now.
Hi Lombard and PJ!
It's nice to meet you!
The next time Mayo pops in, I'm asking him if he likes the game Bingo...
Without context. MUWhahahaha!
hi pj nice to see you!
other than an anon attack we are fine thanks.
sorry guys had to sit that one out!
Hello pj and lombard how are you?
As much as we talk about Bingo I think he will understand.
I'm going with Mayo is a sexual vampire. Oh yeah
Le sigh.
Anyways. So did one of you comment anonymously on my LJ? If so, thank you, that was nice. ^_^
Does anyone here realize that the most popular topic on this blog is not one regarding relationships, physical struggles, personal angst or musical preferences, but is in fact UNDERWEAR.
Mj,
thank you. I've been playing RE4 for almost two years now and I try to help anyone new to the game whenever I can ^_^
Oh wait, maybe I should get my comment
copyrighted lol
Ctv, mayo's an octupus? When did that happen? ^_^
Mayo is like the aliens in that movie lifeforce. They are alien vampires.
I don't think they need sexual energy but they do run around naked for most of the movie.
Does anyone here realize that the most popular topic on this blog is not one regarding relationships, physical struggles, personal angst or musical preferences, but is in fact UNDERWEAR.
Oh, I must disagree.
But it does rank high on the list ;)
I love that movie, MJ.
Mathilda May is so beautiful.
Anon underwear is an important part of life. You see the wrong underwear can ruin you day. While the right kind can set you up to have a really great day.
No she didn't copyright it but BC didn't start saying it until Kapu did. Sure she is allowed to say it, it just proves that she doesn't have one original thought and everything that goes through her mind and comes out of her has come from someone else.
Anon 5:39
Lol, yes, we are aware of it. Underwear is so snuggly and comfty and soft.
Hi pj, lombard.
Siobhan was she the alien I have only seen the movie once.
You know me, same ole shit, different day.
I am fine, i met someone but it did not work out, now I'm on ice cream and candy, funny how chocolate can solve all your problems.
Is anyone of you in the mood to dance?
I want to dance
So what if BC writes porn stories about Mayo, how is it any different from Elena having sexual fantasies about him being a vampire and Kapunua always writing poetry about how he is her whore, calling him sugar and them walking down the street together. Please! Its not so leave BC alone.
In this day and age most of what we say comes from someone else. So it really shouldn't be a big deal.
Hello kapu how are you?
Yes she was, MJ! Perfect body, right?
OR SDock10 writeing love letters to him every day.
Siobhan my brother told me that Kelly Rowland has breast cancer.
Mj,I forgot about them already. Right now its video games for me. And underwear ^_^
I do remember thing that the alien was pretty.
good morning!
and I'm still catching up but thought I'd get the HELLO!! done first, it's taking a while
Hello guys!
..and welcome back BC!
*HUG*
Mj,I forgot about them already. Right now its video games for me. And underwear ^_^
Hello Bella and EP how are you
Really, MJ? That is awful! I just read that she had a boob job, but I heard nothing about breast cancer.
sorry guys i am in and out! phone rang.
hi k,ergo and bella.
So I come back in and everyone is talking about, aliens, vampires, mayo and underwear!
Now i know i belong here!
In this day and age most of what we say comes from someone else. So it really shouldn't be a big deal.
Hello kapu how are you?
I'm good MJ, but I disagree so hard. Yeah, I steal a phrase now and then if I think it's funny, but I definitely don't get most of what I say from other people. Because I am pretentious and consider myself a writer, I make it a point to avoid getting most of what I say from other people. ^_^
So what if BC writes porn stories about Mayo, how is it any different from Elena having sexual fantasies about him being a vampire and Kapunua always writing poetry about how he is her whore, calling him sugar and them walking down the street together. Please! Its not so leave BC alone.
I object. Mayo called himself a whore. If you paid any kind of attention you would know that the poem I wrote is mostly lines from various posts that Mayo made. "Sugar" is from the song "Spin Spin Sugar." There is no way in hell I would ever write porn about real people without their consent. To be honest I find it rude and embarrassing. The two don't compare. And incidentally, Solly does not wrote "love letters." O_o If she does, they are to me. ^_~ Kidding.
Man, it was so nice until the anons again. >_< I'm gonna take an early shower then guess what? FIRE UP SUPER SMASH! Time for some throw-downs. ^_^
Like I said my brother told me so he could be wrong.
Aww thank you Bella. How are you? *big hugs*
Mathilda May is very pretty. She was in a movie with Vincent D'Onofrio.
I love Vincent D'Onofrio!!!!! *sighs*
Have fun Kapu
I hope so, MJ!
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