pants around my ankles
twisted in the sheets
legs pulled
up high
I am reaching for a moment
and I can barely remember why
then soft skin
legs twisted in the sheets
“Yes”
that is why
you’re back, Your back
warm against my chest
and we haven’t moved
not since death.
p.s. I have to watch my timing a day or two later and well, you know.
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Will you hold me and rock me to sleep?
Hey Romance!
I smell dust and heat.
i smell Tide cleaning those stank ass bathroom towels.
Solly the magic number is 3.
NO, we must not threaten the safety of the Princess' tiara. To do so is punishable by death.
At least someone here understands me. ^_^
I said this over at DM and I'm gonna say it here.
1. I ♥ Simon.
2. I really want to squeeze Josiah.
Hey RW! How's life, dearie?
Whoop, gotta talk to my mom for a few. Be back soon.
J
I'm good, J :)
How are you?
I prefer Gain.
I smell sour apple jolly ranchers and coffee.
Hey OP's!
Hey Amyranth!
Where is MissT?
Hello J, any and romance
I smell bullshit and lies
I smell mud mask.
I smell Bryan Adams.
Solly,
You stink.
Hey Amy! Hey RW! Hey anyone else I haven't said hey to!
These people on AI suck major ass. See Mayo, it's not just you. ^_^
Sdock, yes I will. I'll even stroke your hair (and that is in a motherly/nurturing/friend way you pervs). ;)
Love ya Solly.
I smell oranges and turtles
i smell ryan seacrest getting a botox injection.
Hey guys, check this out.
Anonymous.
(That one's quite true, huh?)
Anonymous.
Anonymous.
Right?
switched to AI...
And this will impress no one, but I need to run out to get some smokes. It's serious.
Obviously not all of them though, but you know the ones.
I smell Jack Sparrow!
WHERE HAS ALL THE RUM GONE?!
Hey, S&V :D
So... when do we get to see your hair??
AIM ^_^
hi everybody -- what's shakin'?
Hey everyone :)
EEEKKK! I almost forgot about that!
Ok, let me see what I can find.
I smell bubble baff!!
I'm off to soak in scented, oily water :) Back in a bit...
Hey TJ!
Hey CTV!
RW, I don't think she's going to show you. She was having trouble getting the pic to work.
I smell gasoline and lit match.
hey sdock. is the blog extra smelly tonight or something?
hello everyone!
why are you all smelly?
I smell...nothing :\
Hi Sdock!
TJ,
Yeah, an anon started it and we've just kept playing the game.
Hey Ergo!
Dear Mayo.
Missed me? God, I doubt it! So how're you my favorite creamy white condiment? (Mustard, you're my favorite yellow condiment ;). Is life treating you well? This post actually made me laugh out loud. So we're back to sexual references? lol. Well, I've been very bizzy, as SS says, with work and homework. Today was my first day off in a week, so I went shopping, and got a shirt for the party on Friday. I'm soo excited.
I hope you're good. I am better than good, I am great (maybe).
Love;
- Paperheartxx
hello PH!!
*hug*
well I smell guacomole and salsa as it's what I just had for lunch
S&V20 Before and Slightly Pissed
S&V20 After
Ok, so not exactly platinum but it's lighter than it looks in the pic.
*settles on 3 tylenol pms and blue sleepy pill*
I smell burnt pop corn and garlic.
Yeah, an anon started it and we've just kept playing the game.
ah.
well, i smell dinner, which is cooking right now.
i really just stopped in to post the next chapter in the gothic (are you all excited?)* before eating.
hi ergo, hi paperheartxx! :)
*tbqh, it doesn't matter if you're excited or not, i'm posting it anyway! :p
*tackles PH and smothers her with hugs*
We miss you teddy bear!
Hello CTV, anima, ep,tj and ph
Paperheart!
How've you been, love?
Heyy Ergo, TJ, Martha, Sdock, and Princess.
:D
<3
*hugs Sdock as hard as she can*
Hey CTV. :D
<3
Uhmm, around. Mostlyn, work and school have captured me and backed me into a corner. It's great! :D
I'm totally excited for the weekend!
Princess, I LOVE it!
oooh S&V that's nice , it is a lot lighter!
but when you said slightly pissed I thought it meant drunk lol, here pissed is drunk and pissed off is angry....unless you were a bit drunk and angry :)
TJ waiting with baited breath!!!
Haha, MOSTLY not MOSTLYN!
:D
hi martha.:)
brb, people. gothic coming up.
Very nice smoke.
Thank ya'll!
Actually, I was on my way to church that morning, Ergo. O_O
Guess I should say I was pissed OFF. Yeah, I was not in a good mood that morning.
The Mayo Gothic continues
The Direful Secret of Castle Mayo
by
Elena and Toujours
chapter 16:
arabella rushed through the dark spaces of the cellar, her heart quaking at the violence of this new attack. she gathered her skirts into one hand lest she trip on the stairs back to the great hall, and sped on to the main room. though it had been nearly empty and quiet when she left, now the lights all blazed and the hall was filled with the women of the castle. they sat at the card tables as before, but one glance was all arabella needed to see their usual defense had lost it's effectiveness.
"arabella! we were worried about you!" bellatrix cried out, and gathered the shaken woman in her arms. several women rose from the tables, the card game forgotten. the others valiantly tried to play on, but it was no use. the ploy was crushed.
"what do we do now?" sister midnite had to raise her voice to be heard over the howls of the faceless attackers.
"we need to get outside, to one of the shelters, like before!" martha's suggestion was met with nods, but arabella, having regained her breath, stood and held out her hand.
"no, please, we can't run. we must stand against them!"
"that's impossible!'
"they're too strong!"
many of the lovelies were horrified at the thought of fighting, though they had done so before. this invasion was so much more fierce than anything they had faced before, and none were sure they could prevail. others of the lovelies nodded grimly at arabella's call, ready to fight, anger coursing through their blood.
arabella straightened, and stood firmly before her sisters. she held out both her hands, and looked them all with confidence shining in her eyes. though her voice was soft, somehow the strength in it made it able to be heard over the rushing noise of the assault.
"please. lord mayo asks it of us."
the sisters stopped, as one, and exchanged looks among themselves. had they not found a home here, in this place created by lord mayo? had he not become, by virtue of his mysterious words and kind-hearted actions, a trusted friend to them all? was his castle not worth defending?
an unspoken agreement was reached, and the women drew together in the very center of the great hall that was the heart of the castle. they reached out to each other and grasped hands, linked arms, and bound themselves into a knot of friendship and love. they stood in a tight circle, and each faced out toward the walls and the howling hoards shrieking there. some of the women shouted back at the faceless ones, hurling defiant words to counter the foul ones their attackers used. most of the women remained silent, their jaws clenched, their gazes unflinching though there was nothing to gaze upon.
the nameless ones escalated their barrage, and the hideous onslaught reached a gale force of deprecations and insults and vile poison. sharp words sliced through the lovelies' clothing, ripping lace and linen. malicious catcalls scratched their faces and drew blood. jeers and gibes tore at their hair, bruised their hearts and flesh. swirling around the lovelies like an infernal windstorm of misanthropy, the derision became focussed barbs, and set upon several of the women directly. speared through, they faltered, and weakened, but their sisters did not let them go. they tightened their hold on the ones singled out, and helped them maintain their place in the circle. in time, these women regained their feet, and faced the attackers more resolute than before. nothing was able to break the circle.
and then, it was over.
the great hall was silent, save for the ringing in the lovelies' ears.
they stood in a linked circle still, looking around the room with dazed eyes.
"is it...over?" paperheart asked.
"it is." smoke & venom assured her, with a firm nod of her head.
the women all began to talk then, giddy with victory. they hugged each other and dabbed at the wounds they had sustained. the women who had received direct blows from the nameless ones were fussed over, and made to take seats on the couches and chairs, their wounds being tended to.
arabella stood a little apart from the merriment. she could still feel the tingling of the power that had coursed through her hands and body during the battle. there had been a warm current of energy that had run through the circle like electricity through a closed circuit, rushing from hand to hand. in it, she had been able to taste the differences of each of her sisters. it had been a heady experience.
standing there, marvelling at the residue of power still clinging to her limbs, lord mayo's words rose up in her memory: "please tell the lovelies to stay strong...i need them now more than ever." was this power, this combined strength that had withstood the attack of the nameless ones, was this what he needed?
suddenly, arabella remembered one more detail from her encounter with lord mayo.
he knows you are here.
a shudder of sourceless dread ran through her. who had mayo meant? had he meant perhaps...his captor?
okey-doke! there you go!
time for me to go have some sup. :)
see ya later!
*waves breezily, despite a rumbling stomach*
*heaves major sigh of relief*
Man, am I glad that's over. Some days...she's all I can handle.
I can't smell anything, my nose is stuffy. :P
Hey again everybody!
J
YAY! I just found out that my favorite rerun of LA Ink is coming on at midnight!
WOO-HOO!
I'm still working on my DVR'd stuff I lost. :(
FRANK IERO! STOCKING SODAS!!! ^_^
Great episode Smoke. I love it.
hello J you sound exhausted!
TJ fabulous as usual, this story has become so exciting and the images of the attack were marvellous
Franky + soda = Fizzy, Bubbly Love.
It's all good.
J
Alright peeps! It's bedtime!
Love the story, TJ!
Sweet dreams errbody!!!
XOXO,
S&V20
TJ great story:)
<3
goodnight S&V sleep tight
Holy crap. What the hell just happened with Blogger?
Hey All
What's going on with Blogger, new buttons, pages that only load 200 comments??
Crap take a nap and come back and things have changed...
I FEAR CHANGE
Oh Ergo, my mother can suck the life out of an eternal flame.
Seriously, I love her, but we just DO NOT get along very well anymore. She's more exhausting some days than a marathon.
Bless her, she's 82, she's had a stroke, seven eye surgeries between November and August, a mastectomy, gall bladder surgery, has severe arthritis, can't see very well, hearing's going, doesn't sleep well, has stomach trouble...guess I'd be pretty PISSED OFF too!
Hell, with all that, I'd rather be PISSED. ;)
J
Backreading just got harder.
I am not sticking around tonight people but I have something to say.
I have said some mean things about some friends and it deserves a public apology.
I hope this goes a little way to putting things right.
Please don't show me sympathy as I don't deserve it.
I have accused wonderful people of leaving me out, of not wanting me around and other mean things.
Everything has to be about me. I am very selfish. I don't know any other way.
I try to not be an attention whore but it keeps happening.
I try to be nice and friendly to everyone but there are times when I am not a well person (in the head).
I have turned my anger on people who didn't deserve it and who hadn't done anything wrong.
There was no excuse and it was unforgivable. I have hurt wonderful people with my hateful words.
This goes out to 4 very special people.
A,J,T and H.
You have shown me great kindness and I have thrown it back in your face.
I am so sorry.
I shall come back when I think I deserve to be among friends.
Please don't feel that you should come to my blogs or email me anybody. I don't want to attract more attention. Just let my absence be.
Goodnight.
What the hell was the point of that?
Dear Blogger,
FAIL.
Not liking this at all.
I guess all the complaining about people not being able to get in cause this.
But where the hell is the edit button
WE, TOGETHER, CHANGED BLOGGER!!!
Oh, we're so awesome!
MJ:
I'm with you. Still no meffin' edit button OR MY SCRATCH AND SNIFF!
WTF Miss t get your ass back in here.
Everyone has bad days and feel left out.
remember my email to you.
I am not o have I ever been mad at you for feeling bad.
But i will be very upset with you if you leave like that.
Miss T, please believe me when I say this, YOU ARE NOT SELFISH. You are a beautiful individual. You don't do this for attention. We know that, love. You're so much better than that.
Please come back. We barely see you anymore. I really miss you.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE NEW BLOGGER CHANGES??? THIS SHIT IS ON LIKE 10 PAGES.
Gah, I don't like this. This just made it harder for Mayo and SS and other people who aren't here all the time to backread. And Mayo and SS both, ome of us left you some very well-thought out comments back on the other page. God!
This is creepy. Like an episode of the Twilight Zone. The page loaded and I thought oh hell now what? What is this supposed to make easier? Shit, if they should have added spell check. I NEED that one.
Miss T :(
Please come back.
MissT, I have never felt insulted by your at any time. ^_^ Don't sweat it.
I told you guys that Mayo was Blogger.
Really not into these changes.
Mayo? My post to you was the page before, February 12, 2008 7:12 PM. GV's was on that page, too. it was really just something i wanted you to know. Probably not too important to you, but to me, just to know that you'd at least gotten the message, it was important. (Or at least that I tried to send the message. Whether you got it or not is not for me to know, probably.)
Anyway, this change, DO NOT WANT.
Miss T, please don't be so hard on yourself. And please don't stay away, this place is not the same without you :(
ps. beautiful hair, S&V! :D va-va-voom!
Well Elena if we complain we can get edit and spell check.
Also Elena Google toolbar has a spell check that works with blogger.
What is this new blog weirdness? I go away from a bath and come back to... I don't know what!
0_0
And because this got lost in the mix, too:
For anyone who hasn't been yet (SS, this includes you!) we have made ANTI VALENTINES FOR EVERYONE! ^___^ There are anti-valentines there for the whole family and some of them are pretty cute and clever, so if you haven't gone yet, go check it out. It's fuuuuun.
Well, I'm off to write Mayo a note. I hope he'll be able to find what page it's on.
This is neat. It'll be interesting to see how it works or fails miserably.
Oh well, oh well, oh well
You know what they say...
Shit happens. Sometimes you just gotta roll with it.
MissT
Look around you. We are all messed up in some way. We all have bad days. We all have problems but I never think anyone is saying stuff to get attention. We tell what we think so others can help us when we need it. Don't you dare leave us. I know you have offered me words of support when I've needed them. Let us do the same for you.
AAAAGH!!!
I was just at myspace and now it all changes!!
I thought I'd done something wrong...I woder if it will help people load pages, but yeah backreading is a problem - unless Mayo and SS use the email me comments option
oh MissT don't go, but if you feel you need time, take it and know we'll look forward to talking to you when you come back, just don't take too long ok?
Ok, two comments:
Blogger, uh, whaaaa? I like it for the fact that now everyone can be here, like we used to be. But I DON'T like it for the fact that you can't see all the comments at once.
Miss T: honey, WTF? Everything will be fine. Face it, deep down we're all attention whores, at least with each other. ;) Seriously, don't slam yourself because we all go through this very thing. I've found that when things start getting stressful, I have to walk away, not talk to people, and regroup.
Whatever you decide, honey, keep in touch, please. We love you.
J
I should probably get going now.
Mayo, thanks for the chat. Even though I'm still afk;ja;gjadklsjh about this entry, I appreciated your words. You even made me chuckle. Stay strong, love.
SS, love to you and thanks for everything. I hope these Blogger changes don't annoy you too much.
Goodnight everyone!
Hey Martha...
I didn't know about the google toolbar having spell check. I'll have to try that. Oh who am I kidding? If I didn't fuck up something within every comment it just wouldn't be me.
I'll feel like such an idiot if I post that longass comment of mine twice. But I really don't want it to get lost. I thought about it a lot today and it seems like wasted time now.
/whine
Thank you people but you don't know the things I said.
I was feeling left out because I am a stupid depressive.
My illness doesn't let me see the reality and I take too much to heart. I get too over emotional.
This results in me saying things that are not even true just because I view them in a twisted way.
I am not after sympathy. I am saying this publicly because the people I hurt deserve that much.
I hope they see this.
I shall be around when I feel that I deserve to be because right now I really really don't.
This is not about me and my feelings but the feelings of the people I have hurt.
I shall see you around. Please don't worry about me.
Enthusiasm + Frankie sometimes = mayhem.
Goodnight CTV
My illness doesn't let me see the reality and I take too much to heart. I get too over emotional.
That's not your fault.
'Night, CTV :)
Miss t get back here. We our your fiends and we love you.
The good and the bad.
goodnight ctv
hi MJ
Go ahead and post it again, Kapunua.
hey guys, how are you all.
blogger, you still didnt give me a edit button. what were you thinking hey.
miss t. get your sheffy wag arse back here and join in. you deserve to be here amoungst your friends. so get here now please
Sure you don't mind? Whoever you are? And no one minds?
MissT:
You know we love you from the deepest part of our black little hearts.
We're here for you even if you don't want us to be.
And can someone please go get SisterM and drag her back here before I go do it myself?
'Cause if I do it, it won't be pretty. ;)
Hello EP.
Kapu if you want to re post go ahead. But I think Mayo and SS will find the comments
Mayo,
Hello, my friend. How are you doing tonight? Got shit to do and not enough time to do it? Fuck yes, I know that feeling. I get sidetracked too easily. Most of my stuff bores the fuck out of me. Oh well, I should have more interesting things to do. Nah, that wouldn't solve anything. I would still be on the search for something new and exciting. Dude, I almost forgot. Thanks for asking. I am pretty good tonight. I'm getting a little sleepy. That's what 3 tylenol PM's will get you.
So, what can we talk about tonight? I don't have a well thought out post for you. I got out a lot of shit when I wrote my new blog tonight. Did you check it out? It doesn't leave much to piss and moan about. Are you breathing a huge sigh of relief? No? Shall I just run with my words to you and see where it takes me? I must warn you. I might take you places you've never visited. I might remind you of places you never want to go back to. I might make you think of a place you want to return to. Are you willing to take that chance with me? I'm thinking out loud tonight as I type this. I'm not talking to myself or anything, but I can hear my own voice pretty clearly. Yeah, it's the good one. I think....no, now I'm not so sure.
Wow, it's getting late. Quick. I better hurry up and take you on that trip with me. A wonderful mind trip...hold my hand. Are you ready? Let's do this shit. OOOhh, it's a dark place. Whooah, are we? Mayo, how did we get here? There are some interesting things I see. I never thought you'd have one of those. Do you ever use that? I didn't think anyone had those anymore. Hey, wait a minute...I know where we are. Yeah, I recognize that. And this. And her. And them. And that? Well, that's just messed up.
Wow, I better get the fuck out of here before I get lost and can't find my way out.
Mayo, I hope you enjoyed our little mind trip. Next time, I'll take you some place brand new.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. It's all in your head.
Dirty birds, not that head.
Go for it, K!
No one minds, Kapunua. The blogger is acting gimpy so we will have to change things up a bit, I am sure.
Okay, thanks guys. I feel stupid doing this. But you know how I write everything in Word in case Blogger eats my comments. *always thinking* ^_^
(Even though this will probably get knocked back a few pages by the time Mayo comes to read, anyway. Still...?)
This was my long-ass comment that I didn't want to get lost in this new Blogger idiocy:
Mayo, it's like this. I think that I'm starting to hear you again. I go back and forth, sometimes I get you, sometimes even right away. (Or at least THINK I do: read on.) Sometimes after a few days, and sometimes not at all. It frustrates me when I get you not at all because I'm supposed to be all about the words, right? That even without context (that's one of my favorite words regarding this blog, "context,") I should still be able to twist my brain around your serpentine words. You know? But lately I can't seem to.
Once in a while I take a step back and look at you, and then suddenly, your words hit me, Mayo, like photons through two holes against a screen. Reading you is like that experiment, is like quantum mechanics. The more you think you get it, the less you obviously do. But that's what you're like, Mayo. People trying to figure out if you're waves or particles, and mostly, how the hell you can use your particles to form the pattern on the screen and make a predictable wave out of light and shadows. In quantum, this boggles the mind. It does here, too, to an obviously much lesser extent. (Umm, I totally just called you The Experiment With Two Holes. Mayo, I suspect you're fairly well-read, so I think you'll get exactly what I'm saying. Bask in this metaphor, Mayo. It's quite clever.)
I think you smell what I'm stepping in.
If not, let me be a bit more obfuscatory in hopes of appealing to your love for (and fully uncanny sense of) the oblique, huh?
I think that what most people thought was your intention--myself included--never was. You never actually went there in the beginning, you dig me? We did, though. We took it and ran. We thought we had you all tied up in a neat little package, but really we were reaching for you in the dark, and you weren't actually hiding. Giving you the benefit of the doubt, you never said anything false, did you? You didn't have to.
Last entry when I asked you if your Ghost had given you a piece of information that might have surprised you, I was guessing. I was reaching in the dark again because something you said sounded familiar, rang so true and was timed correctly (but probably not purposely. Your timing is exquisite, Mayo, but in life nothing true is that congruous.) It was a guess, but maybe still a good one. I did tell someone an piece of information, and even though you are not that neat little package, there's a possibility that it still got to you. Or that it will get to you, perhaps soon, if you pay attention. And I hope you do, because Mayo, it's kind of important. And I only told one person--one--which is what made your timing so fortuitous.
I'm wrong, I know. Because we ran away with your Ghost, too.
Getting back to what I was saying at the beginning, I think that by letting go of early assumptions I can hear you a little better, and while it does little to even pinpoint where or why or how particles "know" enough to become waves on the screen (oh Mayo, I'm so good at the quantum metaphor, do you love it?) it tells me one thing: in the end, they do know. Feel me? Mayo, I know you know enough.
We don't know who you are, but often we know where you are.
As much fun as this draggy metaphor is for me, I wish I didn't have to resort to it, but man, you see what your blog has turned into. Remember back in the beginning, when we said anything? All of us, just throwing our words around for the whole internet to catch? Good times. ^_^
So Mayo, three things are happening right now. The first and mostly likely is that you have skimmed over this and are going onto the next, more interesting post. That's cool, Mayo, seriously it is. Much of the time I'm saying "Mayo" but am talking to myself, trying to get my words clear. The second and least likely option is that you're going, "Uh huh, I am picking up what you're putting down, even just a little." And the third option--the middle most likely--is that you're going, "What is this crazy bitch rambling about? Without context, how am I supposed to understand a word of this?" If that's the case, Mayo, welcome to our world. ;D
Imma end this with two quotes for you, Mayo, from two people I hold in high esteem, for vastly different reasons.
You say you are a nameless man....You will not long remain so to your immediate colleagues if you can answer their simple questions when they come into your office. You are not nameless to me. Do not remain nameless to yourself — it is too sad a way to be.
Richard Feynman, Mayo, an often overlooked genius.
And then:
I never made a scene
they came to me.
'Cause, well, you didn't, not very much (you didn't have to, you didn't have to,) and we came to you.
You know who wrote it. ^_^
Anon, I thank you. But I promise you there are people who mind. Hell, there are people who minded the first time I posted. ^_~
Either way, thanks for that.
Kapu screw the people who don't like your post.
They can skip over them.
I added to the anti valentines, finally lol
I'm wearing black on Thursday.
Just thought I'd share.
:)
K, it was a good post, but honestly, you're worrying for nothing. Mayo and SS are smart men, they'll figure out that the comments are simply stretched out, not gone completely.
I mean, if you're worried about them not seeing things, then we'd all end up having to repost everything after every 200 comments.
J
i am wearing nothing on thurday,
just thought i would share
Miss TiTi, you're gonna get your arse pinched. Just watch.
This new blogger thing is rock'em sock'em.
Valentines Day doesn't bother me.
Fimble:
I expect no less ;)
I probably won't even remember tomorrow, valentines never really matters to me
wooooooooooo
fimble
*wolf whistle*
Valentines Day doesn't bother me.
Aw, it doesn't bother me either, but I don't want to wear red or white. And I despise the color pink, so that's a no-go.
Black is my only other alternative ;)
i am wearing nothing on thurday,
0_0
No, I know they'll figure it out, it's not a question of that. It's a matter of it being too much of a pain in the ass for someone who's busy and just flying by to backread now.
Yeah, Ergo, we posted some things there, too--finally.
Mustard, I'm with ya. I've done that for years. I even have a red broken heart pin that I've worn before.
I don't acknowledge the true Valentine's Day. It is evil.
RW, I saw your picture up there. You saucy minx. ;)
J
My picture?
I'm baa-ack!
OP J!!!!!!!!!
*pounce, tackle, hug, smooch*
Ergo!!!! The above pounce, tackle etc...applies to you (and everyone I did not see earlier) as well!
Oh my god, What has blogger done???
G'nite ALL!
Love you ALL Bunches!
Me and all my 32 personalities will catch you tomorrow. Not sure which one you'll get though. I never know. It's like a day full of surprises!!
Mayo is BLOGGER! Niiiiiiiiiice one, Mayo!!
G'nite to you!
Mayo probably uses the email option, that way he'd know of comments even if they get deleted , like Elena's was.
hey, i didnt really say that 0_0. but seriously, splahs you run through my mind nakid all day long hehehehe.
entropy, pimpin tonight?
Fimble Star said...
i am wearing nothing on thurday,
=============
Now, don't be giving me ideas girl.
;-)
I think you should wear gray. Cause everyone else who doesn't like it will be wearing black.
I almost forgot....
♥ to my favorite unicorn that is pretty and purple.
G'nite to you!
'Night, Sdock! :D
I'm am heading off too. Must... have...sleep...
Night, all :)
Hello FS and 6
goodnight sdock!
WENDY!!!!
*tackle smooooooooooooooch*
Goodnight sd and rw
Good night Sdock (and your 31 other, equally lovely personalities)
Hugs and kisses to each and every one! ;-)
goodnight RW
I don't know what I'll wear, probably a shirt of some kind and denim shorts, but it won't be pink or red
night rw and sd10,
hi martha
and 616 - you do not need any ideas ;)
ergoproxy said...
goodnight sdock!
WENDY!!!!
*tackle smooooooooooooooch*
====================
Awww shucks! Did my honey bunch miss me as much as I missed her???
You better say YES if you know what's good for you! ;-)
Yo mayo all us February babies have a request EDIT BUTTON PLEASE.
and 616 - you do not need any ideas ;)
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True Fimble, very true!
Girl, you know me toooooo well!
:D
RW, the "Enthusiasm plus Franky sometimes equals mayhem." You know, G with the cane. That one.
WENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*pounce, tackle, hug, smooch back*
I'm working on a reply email; we LOVED your fur, and non-fur, babies! Have you seen our guys? And L says HEY!
Elena, L sent you an email too. More deep thoughts...and some not so deep! :)
Fimble, YOU are the saucy minx.
BTW, guys, I posted a tribute to my dad today, it's on our blog. It's the anniversary of his passing, and I wanted to do something nice for his memory.
J
YES!!!!!
hey guys, i am backing out. i have a feeling it will be getting dirty in here soon so i will bow out now whilst i am still innocent.
nighty night everyone. sweet dreams and think of me :)
xx
Hey, Fimmy Fim. Aren't I always pimping? Psh, yeah. I'm so hard on you guys. You're going to take that with naughty thoughts, huh? Duh.
Martha, what day is your birthday again?
Night Socky, hope all of you get a good rest!
Night RW, sweet dreams!
J
Night Fimble, I shall dream of your crystalline innocence until told to do otherwise.
J
J that is lovely
This Saturday
*gasps* Fimble, you can't be accusing any of US of improper thoughts? Surely, you jest!
;-)
Good night, love!
Hello to you Entropy!
Wise woman, with that answer you are Ergo :D
Has it stopped raining yet? I'm working on my ark now ;-)
J: say HOWDY back to L for me! Glad ya'll liked my pictures. I'm so proud of my fur babies - and the ones with shells too!
I did see ya'll babies (and Sparkle in her Easter finery). They're all adorable too!!
will be needing ark very soon I can see another storm approaching!
plus I have tutoring soon
Goodnight FS and hello Entropy
Martha's birthday is on the 16th!
How do I remember that but I never remember to put my cell phone or earplugs in my purse???
How did I not see your night post 'till now? Night, Fim. Talk to you tomorrow.
Hey, anon6!
Hey, Martha. Wow, this Saturday? Awesome!
Goodnight everyone!
Night Mayo!
Night SS!
Have a lovely evening, and I'll see you all tomorrow!
Ergo, thank you so much.
Wendy, actually, that's Sparkle's beach wear, but either way she's stunning. ;)
And she says "Baa baa BAA baabaabaaaaa baa."
Which means, "I am SO pretty with my tiara."
She wants to be like the Princess.
J
goodnight Fimble!!!
Martha, ooh, Saturday! Cool. Are we having a party? How old will you be? Fuck, I'm nosy, aren't I? You don't have to say if you don't want.
Night Mustard! Have a good one!
J
Martha: are you still interesting in a recap of my
HOT
STEAMY
WET
SHOWER ???
;-)
Well, first I turned on the HOT water.
Then, I turned on the cold water -but just a tiny bit.....
I decided to use my Avon Tranquil Moments bath and shower gel.
I also decided it was time for some exfoliating, so I used a loffa sponge......
should I continue *wink*
Wendy...you tease...yes, tell us more, please...
J
Original Punks said...
Ergo, thank you so much.
Wendy, actually, that's Sparkle's beach wear, but either way she's stunning. ;)
And she says "Baa baa BAA baabaabaaaaa baa."
Which means, "I am SO pretty with my tiara."
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Ooops, my apologies to Sparkle. I told you I need to get my eyes checked, LOL!
I did notice how pretty she was though! Tell Sparkle she is gorgeous!!!!
Goodnight MIB
Please continue 6 and wow I can't believe you remembered.
J I will be 32
Original Punks said...
Wendy...you tease...yes, tell us more, please...
J
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Well, if you INSIST! Where was I?
;-)
Goodnight MIB! Sweet dreams!
Ergo: are you the tutor-er or the tutor-ee?
goodnight Mustard
Wendy I have that bath gel too!!!
um I have to go, one becuase I have tutoring this afternoon and tonight, I am picking up 2 new students! and there is a bad ass storm that looks to be heading my way
so I'll say farewell and will catch you all tomorrow!
take care all bye!
Martha, I remember being 32.
I think.
Hmm, let me think about it some more...
J
oh wendy I am the tutor I have one yr 12 chemistry (I saw her this morning), 1 yr 10 advanced maths and am seeing a pair of twins (boy and girl) for yr 11 maths and english.
ok gotta go byeeeee!
Goodby ep
BAA baa, baa baabaa!
(Translation: Thank you, Miss Wendy!)
*snuggly lambkin kisses*
AAAaaaand Obama takes the lead.
I mean, I am really invested in and nervous about the elections in general, but aside from that, it's a really interesting and engaging election, you know? It has the potential to be historical.
Anon who said it was all right for me to post that long comment a second time? Who are you? It was nice of you and all but I was just wondering.
Bye Ergo, we'll send the ark soon! Maybe some ducks, too. Take care!
J
Martha:
Maybe if ya'll tell me to put my cell phone and ear plugs in my purse I'll remember those things too. ;-)
Okay....
Loffa sponge....
After I was nice and exfoliated, it was time to rinse the conditioner out of my hair.
OH NO, I forgot to tell ya'll about the shampooing and conditioning...SHUCKS!
Anon616 said...
Martha:
Maybe if ya'll tell me to put my cell phone and ear plugs in my purse I'll remember those things too.
Wendy:
Put your cell phone and ear plugs in your purse so that you'll remember them too.
J, being helpful
Be careful Ergo and good luck with the twins!!!
Sparkle! It's my favorite little yellow lamb - in the entire world!
Thank you!
*snuggly lambkin kisses for you too*
J: I can barely remember 32 either
Martha: from what I do recall, it was a good age ;-)
haha! Thanks J! Just wait, I bet I'll remember both the cell phone and earplugs Thursday night.
did I "die" in your arms too?
Poor Old Man
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"
It was ME K!
LOL, no, it wasn't. I just don't get any anonymous love, so I thought I would pretend to be one/steal their glory for 5 seconds
:p
Wendy:
Put your cell phone and ear plugs in your purse
LOL, I could see how that MIGHT get that poor old man a little upset, Martha!
I get a few anons and they either like me or thoroughly hate me. This one was nice. I like the nice ones so I get curious about them. I mean like, are they regulars?
Either way, thanks to everyone for mot minding me posting that comment twice. I realize that the more I comment ABOUT it the more lost in the mix it's going to get, but then I'm kinda retarded so.
I'm so effing tired I can hardly see the screen right now.
Randomly, my right hand is wet and I have no idea why. ALl I've been doing is sitting here typing my story. O_O
Thanks Martha! You shall get credit for my remembering now too!
:D
*plays rim shot for MJ's joke*
She's here all week, folks!
J
Ohhhh....I have an oldie but a goodie joke!
The Husband and Wife stores
Would any one like to here it?
Things To Ponder:
Why isn't phonic spelled the way it sounds?
Lay it on us, Wendy-girl. I love a good bad joke as much as the next chick.
J
The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands, where a woman may go to choose a husband, has just opened in New York City.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Then, there was the woman store:
First floor: Women who were nice looking and had money
Second floor: Women who were nice looking, had money, and loved sex
No one has ever visited floor 3-6.
Good Golfer
A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming, 3-wood still in hand, and asked "Are you a good golfer?"
To which the man replied, "Got here in two, didn't I?"
Hey, we're not THAT difficult to please, are we?
;-)
Martha: thanks a lot. I'll now start spelling phonics this way
"fa-niks"
I'm not asking K to explain how that right hand got wet. NOPE, I'm not!
Yeah I'm not touching kapu's wet hand comment either
*plays rim shot for Wendy's joke*
She's here all week, folks!
J
(yeah, I know it's a reprint, but when the classics work, well...)
"The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him."
That would be ME, Martha! Or, lightning would strike the darn club whilst I'm swinging.
;-)
You know what they say J:
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
Well ladies, It's hot date with laundry night again :( so, I must get to work!
You all have a great night!
Night night Martha, J and L and Sparkle.....anyone lurking.....
Hugs and love to all!
L wanted me to share some valuable information about golfing:
1: You only really need three clubs, the biggest one to hit the ball as far as you can; a middle-sized one, to get it a little closer to the hole; and the putter, to get it into the hole for sure. The middle-sized club can also be used to retrieve the ball from sand traps.
2: Never go golfing with your boss, who happens to be an avid golfer who uses ALL the clubs and expects to win, and then you, who have never golfed before, beat her score using only the three clubs noted above. It's not worth it.
3: Those golf carts go faster than you think they do. 'Nuff said.
So endeth the lesson for today. :)
J
Goodnight Wendy, enjoy your, uh, "date"--but not too much. :)
Have a good sleep, too.
love you
J (and L from the couch)
*plays rim shot for L's lesson/joke via J*
She's here all week, folks!
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hehe! I couldn't leave without giving ya'll the deserved kudos!
*smooches*
Baa BAA, baa baabaaaaa! Baa baa baa!
(Translation: Goodnight, Miss Wendy! I wub oo!)
*nighty-night snuggles and kisses*
Thank you, Six dahlink! *smooches*
We'll see you at the club for lunch and drinks, all right sweetie?
J
Welp, I'm off to bed. Guys, thanks for not bitching about me posting that long message to Mayo twice. I'll probably give another heads up about the gifts if and when SS comes around, or on the latest page or so.
Anon, dude whoever you were, thanks for being nice.
Good night, everyone, happy dreams!
SS, hope you're getting a chance to chill, or have gotten a chance to chill, anyway. Long days and pleasant nights to you.
Mayo, sorry about the double post.
Good night!
Good night Wendy.
I had a really good comment but blogger ate it.
Hello sparkle
Goodnight Kapu have sweet dreams
Hello again
Had to take care of something but now I'm back. SO if you're on one of the other pages and you post a comment does it go on the newest page? Hell can you even comment on one of the other pages, I didn't look.
Hello Elena. I don't think so I think it would go to the newest page.
Night K, have a good rest. Keep your hand dry, please.
L's gone to bed, too, she says "Goodnight Family, goodnight Mayo, goodnight SS. Sweet dreams to all."
Martha, Sparkle waved her tiny hoof at you, and said "Baa BAA, baa baa!", which meant "Night-night, Miss M!" She is very sleepy, as she is just a baby.
I think we're it for now, aren't we? Shuttin' the place down...
J
Hey Elena, joining our 2-woman party, hunh?
J
This really is weird. Now when you're gone for a while you can't find where you left off. It's like reading a book and someone pulls out your bookmark.
I guess so and I will be off at 10.
My Internet is up right now so I'm back on my computer. At the end of the night no less.
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