Monday, February 25, 2008

Have you been inspired?

A few weeks ago I was talking to a friend of mine who told me that he was feeling pressured to modify is behavior. In particular, his use of profanity was called into question. He went on to tell me that his superiors consider particular words and phrases to be offensive.

So, he was asked, and then ordered, to suppress his usage of the following words: fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt, prick, bastard, jackass, asshole, shit, damn, fuck-head, and ass-fuck, and phrases such as: shut the fuck up fuck-wit, fuck you, motherfucking ass licking jerk off, ass wipe fuck puppet, shit for brains, no good motherfucking son-of-a-bitch cocksucker.

He tried to plead his case to his superiors. My friend expressed his concern to them that without such words and phrases his intentions would be misinterpreted. He explained that he would be hard pressed to find alternative ways to express himself. The integrity of his emotions and his true feelings could not be completely or properly expressed without such words and phrases.

He refused restraint.

His superiors told him “Tough shit.” And that is why he called me. So I gave him this piece of advice, I told him “Why the fuck do you care what they fucking think? If they find what you say to be offensive tell them to fucking ignore you.”

My friend quietly contemplated my advice and then said “Fuck yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do.”

He has since lost his job, but he sure is a happy little motherfucker!



p.s. I agree repetition may be in order.

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Anonymous said...

Your friend should come work with me. We encourage that kind of talk at my job.

How are you, Mayo?

Anonymous said...

FIRST! SNAP!

Amyranth said...

Jesus Christ Mayo, I think your friend must work with me.

Apparently, I have a bad vocabulary as well.

Buncha asswipes.

-A

Anonymous said...

fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt, prick, bastard, jackass, asshole, shit, damn, fuck-head, and ass-fuck, and phrases such as: shut the fuck up fuck-wit, fuck you, mother fucking ass licking jerk off, ass wipe fuck puppet, shit for brains, no good motherfucking son-of-a-bitch cocksucker.

2nd laugh of the day, Mayo. :)

sdock10 said...

Fuck yes, I can relate to that.

Amyranth said...

Kapu, I'd have more seriously considered veterinary medicine if I knew you've be able to make sailors blush.

-A

Fimble Star said...

just wanted to say hello whilst you are still 'not actually here'

hehehe seriously how sad am i


REMEMBER TO VOTE FIMBLE STAR

so how is the wonderful world of condiments?

Anonymous said...

“Why the fuck do you care what they fucking think? If they find what you say to be offensive tell them to fucking ignore you.”

true.

Anonymous said...

He refused restraint.

Sissy.

Anyways Mayo, you know what my favorite one is? "Assheaded rodeo clown." My other best ones are "pelvis-climbing whorebag," "cum-guzzling guttersnipe," and "lech-hearted hose-hound."

Sorry Mom. But you know you think that's funny, too.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

How is everything tonight?

elena said...

Hello Mayo

Good to see you

I trust you are well?

resurrected wreck said...

And is your friend going to live on your couch now? 0_0

Anonymous said...

And to answer your question, yeah.

Just not feeling it so much these days.

I need something new, something fresh.

Something more to put my faith in.

Hope you're doing well.

Anonymous said...

Amyranth, no one can compete with about 15 stressed out women who are covered in blood and piss by lunchtime. Seriously. ^_^ It was during such lunches that I learned the meaning of such fun phrases as "dirty sanchez," "screaming seagull," and my (least) favorite: "rusty trombone."

capture this void said...

As long as he's happy!

Hope you're doing well. This entry was a bit earlier than usual.

elena said...

Maybe FUCKFEST 08 is in order!

ergo said...

hahaha good on him, though , well I probably wouldn't take that stance.
They don't really like high school teachers doing that


though we sure think it!

Fimble Star said...

i will decideto ignore all the naughty words in your post mayonaise.

i am to innocent for that language


hello everyone again

*waves like a loony*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt, prick, bastard, jackass, asshole, shit, damn, fuck-head, and ass-fuck, and phrases such as: shut the fuck up fuck-wit, fuck you, mother fucking ass licking jerk off, ass wipe fuck puppet, shit for brains, no good motherfucking son-of-a-bitch cocksucker.


That is every name my coworkers and i have for our supervisors. Many of them have been said to their faces

Anonymous said...

How about that bedtime story you promised a while ago? No pressure.

resurrected wreck said...

Amyranth, no one can compete with about 15 stressed out women who are covered in blood and piss by lunchtime.

You don't work at the opera, do you, K? ;)

Amyranth said...

Kapu, I told the Ski Joke at work a few days ago. Now the new thing is to ask people if they ski.

-A

ergo said...

hoping you're well Mayo


(fimble - in case you missed it back there Kevin adn elmo )

Entropy said...

Well, thanks for sharing.
Cursing is fun.
Also appropriate for Mr. McCracken's birthday.

Anonymous said...

Fimble:

Bullshit.

;)

sdock10 said...

I own the "fuck" at my office and I am also responsible for bringing the word "cocksucker" to my co-workers' vocabulary.

Anon616 said...

Well hello Mayo!

We were getting worried about you.
I hope you are breathing some fresh air now or at least have a new oxygen tank!

I don't know about you, but I have been inspired lately.

Funny thing about inspiration; you never know where or when or how it will come.

Fimble Star said...

slash, do not use those words ;) innocence my friend hehehehehe.

oh and remember mustard my dear, who is the resident dirty bird? yeh look in the mirror hunny hahahahaha

ergo said...

hang on fimble

*bends to pick up off floor*

I think your halo is slipping

*looks closer*

hey this is tin foil!!

Anonymous said...

A ski joke, Amy? Share it!

RW, do you get the same kind of err, "release" at your job too? I seem to remember that kind of thing from the theater back when I was an annoying theater brat.

It's the only way to unwind during a day that sucks more than a whore at a penis party.

Fimble Star said...

*waves to rw and ctv*

Amyranth said...

Martha Jones said...

fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt, prick, bastard, jackass, asshole, shit, damn, fuck-head, and ass-fuck, and phrases such as: shut the fuck up fuck-wit, fuck you, mother fucking ass licking jerk off, ass wipe fuck puppet, shit for brains, no good motherfucking son-of-a-bitch cocksucker.


That is every name my coworkers and i have for our supervisors. Many of them have been said to their faces


As a Manager, I hear that said to me, or about me, every single day. Now think about what your manager/supervisor wants to say back to you.

-A

Entropy said...

Carrie says hey!

toujours said...

hi there mayo. :)

i like that his bosses told him "tough shit"...

lol

ergo said...

dick wad

Fimble Star said...

oh ergo, no you didnt. it is real i tell you REAL

real deal baby so dont get 'all up in my grill' hahhaha

Smoke said...

Wassup? Hey Mayo! Hey peeps!

My princess ears have never heard such language! Actually I didn't hear this, I read it didn't I? And yes they have. (Solly is my sister for fuck's sake)^_^

Anonymous said...

Any chance you'd like to share with us the origin of the "cement and shoulders" line, Mayo?

I don't know how interested the others would be, but I don't know. I'd kinda like to know if you'd be willing to share.

Soul Connector had very good thoughts about it. I liked what they posted.

ergo said...

sorry that wasn't to anyone, just a word not listed

Fimble Star said...

bean, bean the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the more you hoot, bean, bean, the musical fruit

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Amy one of them told me that my incomitance would bring down the company. This is right after he yelled at me for doing something that someone else did.

ergo said...

*crumple crumple*

look fim now it's a swan!

Anonymous said...

Universal hello to all of you!

It's a clean slate.

resurrected wreck said...

RW, do you get the same kind of err, "release" at your job too? I seem to remember that kind of thing from the theater back when I was an annoying theater brat.

More blood than piss, K. Unless we've had an afternoon group alcohol binge, which does usually several times per season.

resurrected wreck said...

*waves at FS*

Fimble, are you being silly??

Fimble Star said...

*runs and jumps on rw*

ergo seriously it isnt a swan, it is a halo. i am an angel and innocent. no more speak about it now you little hussy hehehehe

elena said...

I thought cement and shoulders is a building term.

by the way I just called Blogger a stupid mother fucker cause it tossed me. I'm in the spirit of things!

Anonymous said...

Mayonaise I'm not sure if it was intentional or not but your post is hilarious. All of that cussing! My oh my. But somehow. I think you are also telling us that we shouldn't give a flying fuck what those fucking asshole anons think right?

I'm still on my sidekick talking to a friend while typing this comment on it so forgive me for any errors.


Hello everyone

Martha Smith-Jones said...

But Amy I think my all time favorites was.


You need to get your dick sucked before you come to work. so you will be in a better mood.


And you are about big enough to suck a dick, bitch.

Amyranth said...

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

-A

Anon616 said...

Martha Jones said...
Amy one of them told me that my incomitance would bring down the company. This is right after he yelled at me for doing something that someone else did.
======================

So much for fair play, eh Martha?

Well, it happens.

I'm not a fan of suppression.
Sometimes, no matter how much you try to explain and plead and plead and plead....
you just have to walk away.

ergo said...

FUCKING STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BLOODY ASSHOLE RAIN!!!!!!!

looks like we won't be having birthday party on saturday.

everyone pray for sun!
(actually has anyone heard of a band called the "Surfing Lungs"? from back in the 80's I think? that was one of their song titles)

Anonymous said...

Wow, Mayo. Your post was completely non-cryptic and fun to read.

Are you feeling okay? You seem different today.

Smoke said...

Well, I'll see you guys in the morning.

Mayo,

I totally like don't think you suck right now. You knew that was coming right?

Fuck yeah you did. :)

Sweet dreams!

XOXO,
S&V20

ergo said...

amyranth i've heard that joke ! classic!!

ergo said...

halo shmalo!

sdock10 said...

My fave is...stupid ass motherfucker. I say that to myself every fucking time I hang up the phone at work.

Fimble Star said...

nighty night princess, sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

Smoke said the eff word.

O_O


Goodnight Smoke!

toujours said...

mayo, i like your cockney accent in the first line, too. ;)

Anon616 said...

Ergo: Is it still raining there?
How's the injury tonight? Is it looking and feeling better?

Amyranth said...

Anon616 and Martha, I have an opposite problem.

I try and try and try to make the staff understand that they're paid to work and not gossip and smoke, and it's now so bad I might lose my job over it. Fantastic.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

night S&V20

ergo said...

goodnight S&V

Amyranth said...

Bye SV.

Anonymous said...

Fimble, concerning the bean the musical toot tune, lol.


Wendy, I never answered your question from the previous blog. Yes, I'm doing okay, just harrassing my friend with text messages at the moment. How was the ace concert?

ergo said...

Wendy just started again and forecast is for more!
wound is good too went to the doc this morning and still hvae 5 days antibiotics but it's not breaking my stride now

Entropy said...

Night, princess!

Anonymous said...

I love it, Amy. Mayo, don't post and run. Answer Mustard's question or I will bitchslap your entire generation, you gutter-mouthed trollop.

Gutter-mouthed trollop! I like that one, too.

elena said...

Stupid fucking Internet keeps throwing me off. I just screamed "stupid fucker" at the computer.

Night to Smoke

Anonymous said...

Also, what did you have for dinner? Just curious.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Amy You may just have bad workers. While I work for dumb ass. If you have seen the office and you know what the boss is like you have my supervisors.

Anon616 said...

Yeah, I knew it would take more than a feral cat to bring you down Ergo! ;-)

I'm glad to hear you're feeling better. I bet that first shower/getting the wings wet again was heavenly!!!!

ergo said...

hey mustard I'm eating a torronut bar!
they come choc covered too - choc coated toro....




















...nut bar

Anonymous said...

Aw, I don't guess he has to answer. Only if he wants. There are things that are way personal to my heart and brain that I won't share with anyone. Maybe this is Mayo's?


But, the dinner question. That's not off limits, 'cause everyone has to eat. ;)

lewishasfallensloppydead said...

Well holy shit-fuck that was amusing.


Thanks for that Mayo. I hope your buddy had savings -otherwise, I hope you do. ;) I wouldn't want ya or him to confuse concerned critisism from others with overbearing self-pride. Just sayin. :)

I can't stay, but I may be back in later. I hope everyone is well-Lovelies?? Talk with ya! <3-l

Anonymous said...

Ergo, He will smite you.


Smiter!!!

anima said...

I missed you again.

Motherfucker.

Nice post.

Amyranth said...

I had Shepherd's Pie.

But it didn't taste like anything because I'm sick.

-A

ergo said...

hey lewis!!

Anon616 said...

Bleeding Chaos said...

Wendy, I never answered your question from the previous blog. Yes, I'm doing okay, just harrassing my friend with text messages at the moment. How was the ace concert?
====================
ACE was fantastic BC!!!
I think there is a KISS aura that follows these former members.
The energy of these guys was incredible!

Needless to say, I had a GREAT time! If he plays near you, you really should try to see him.
:D

ergo said...

oooooh smite me.......

Fimble Star said...

hi lewis and anima

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and sweet dreams smokie. Fimble, why should we vote for you? ^_~

Anonymous said...

With real shepherd on top, Amyranth? ^_^

You know Mayo, I like the gist of this post actually. You know, don't stand for it when people talk down to you. I'm into the whole "don't take anyone's crap, like ever," kind of junk.

Sdock, mind this. ^_^ Be like Mayo's friend and walk away. :D

Anon616 said...

Darn it Lewis! Can't you ever stay still.....at least for 15 minutes? ;-)

HI and BYE Lewis!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and you gotta tell 'em to 'suck it' 'cause I said so ;)

elena said...

Lewis it was good to see you pass by.

Hello everyone else. My comments keep getting gobbled up.

Amyranth said...

Kapu, only the best Irish Shephard.

-A

elena said...

kapunua said...
You know Mayo, I like the gist of this post actually. You know, don't stand for it when people talk down to you. I'm into the whole "don't take anyone's crap, like ever," kind of junk.

Sdock, mind this. ^_^ Be like Mayo's friend and walk away. :D


That's good advice for others too, Kapunua

sdock10 said...

Jules,

I'm trying.

elena said...

Oh wait, my favorite...


"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on...."

When you swear you might as well go all out.

Amyranth said...

Hiya Elena!

Well, since this post seems to be about work, being dissatisfied about your job, and Management sucking, please tell me.

I'm a floor manager at a furniture store and I have staff that works. Occasionally.

I found out today that I talk down to people a lot and that 80% of the staff is ready to quit because of what I say to them.

I'm wracking my brains, because when it comes to work, the only things I get cheesed about is work not getting done, people standing around and chatting, and NUMEROUS smoke breaks.

Does this make me a horrible person? I don't think so. People keep saying it's the tone of my voice, but being that I can't hear how I sound when I talk, I don't know how to work it so I don't sound... however I sound.

What do I do? The staff is just as mouthy as they say I am, tit for tat, wouldn't you say?

-A

Entropy said...

Ooooh, son.

Anonymous said...

I know you are, Solly, 'cause you're awesome like that. :D

Anonymous said...

Would it be totally ironic to say Kelly Clarkson was playing today?

JocelynHolly said...

Mayo, great story. Is this advice for people? Freedom of expression? I think I'd like your friend. Except, when I'm working, I tell my co-workers not to swear because they are damaging my 'virgin' ears. I'm the youngest one at my work! ^_^

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Also SOlly, I know it's not easy or fun.

But it's like Cyndi Lauper said, you know? "Some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world."

How'd you like that inspirational moment? ^_^

elena said...

Hiya Amy

Good to see ya.

anima said...

Hey Fimble!

So Mayo, I have to ask, what kind of work does your friend do for a living?

elena said...

Paperheart *Hug*

Cover your ears. How the fuck are you tonight?

Anon616 said...

Amyranth said...
Anon616 and Martha, I have an opposite problem.

I try and try and try to make the staff understand that they're paid to work and not gossip and smoke, and it's now so bad I might lose my job over it. Fantastic.
=======================

Oh Amy.....I'm sorry to hear that.
I think if you are in a supervisory position, it is a fine rope to walk (being liked and being boss).

If your workers are spending so much time gossiping and smoking that it IS interferring with their work; it IS your job to TRY to do something about it.
That's not suppression (if you ask me), that's being a good and consientious employee ;-)

Heck, you should get a raise for trying to get your workers to actually WORK!

Well, that's what I think at least.

Anonymous said...

AMyranth, I get the same thing. My boss always tells me to make that asscrack I work with actually work instead of dithering around like monkeys ate his goddamn brains. Then when I tell him to work, my boss says to me, "God, you're such a bitch."

I'm gonna roundhouse both of them back into their moms, I swear.

While we're on insults, here's one of my favorite pages: THe Insult Monger. Learn how to say the most creative and vile things in very language you can imagine! ^_^

JocelynHolly said...

ELENA! *hug*

I am just fucking dandy! How are you today? =]

I can't stay long. My sister's coming home tomorrow, and I have to do her laundry.

*sigh*

resurrected wreck said...

Off to bed. Night, all :)

Fimble Star said...

hi 007

elena said...

I'm fucking dandy also, Paperheart.

How's the baby?

Amyranth said...

Anon616, it would be nice! Heck, I could forgo the raise and just be happy that they listen to me for a change.

Sure, I might talk to them in a less than appealing manner, but when I'm on my fourth or fifth round about the store, and there's STILL no work done, you're gonna bet I'm going to ask "What the Jesus is GOING ON HERE?!"

I think it's the same few people that keep complaining, and if my suspicions are correct, they can walk. I don't care.

-A

Anon616 said...

Paperheartxx!!! How are you?

Still young and wise I see!
;-)

ergo said...

PH hows little baby Emily today?

I can't tsend the rose pic it's raining too much but I haven't forgotten

Anonymous said...

Wendy, I'm happy you had a great time at the show, it sounds like a lot of fun. Actually, I saw that ace is coming here on april 1 I believe, in the local newspaper. Hi lewis. See you soon. Mayonaise, you sure can be quite funny sometimes.

JocelynHolly said...

Bye RW!

Hey Wifey! *smooches*

Elena, she's great. I'm soo excited for her to come home tomorrow with my sister!! I already spent a lot on my niece today before work.. *blushes*

Fimble Star said...

nighty ngiht rw, sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

How about that bedtime story you promised a while ago? No pressure.

???????????????????????????????

Anonymous said...

I'm going on AIM you guys, but only for a bit and to giggle with you all. If I don't get a decent amount of sleep tonight, tomorrow is going to suck a big veiny one.

Meet me at the Algonquin Round Table then!

ergo said...

goodnight RW sweet dreams

sdock10 said...

Kapunua,

I don't think I need any help in that department. I pretty much own filthy, disgusting, vile, dirty, and just plain nasty.

JocelynHolly said...

Six, *HUG*

I'm great, how are you? *gasps* Moi? Young and wise? It's like saying an orange is purple and square! =]

Ergo! Emily's great! I'm excited for the rose picture!! =]

HI BC!

JocelynHolly said...

Sdock!! *hug*

Hey K! *HUG*

Again, no AIM for me. =[

Anon616 said...

Anonymous said...
How about that bedtime story you promised a while ago? No pressure.

???????????????????????????????
=====================

Ohhh.....I offered a bedtime story a while ago; but, I don't think you're talking to me.

You're talking to Mayo, right?

It's hard to tell who is speaking to who around here sometimes....
maybe it's just me, though!
:/

Anonymous said...

I asked Mayo for a bedtime story and he said another time or something like that. I can't remember the exact words he used.

Anonymous said...

Hi amy. Yeah lewis, you almost never stay long enough to hang with us motley crue
^_^

Anon616 said...

amyranth said....

you're gonna bet I'm going to ask "What the Jesus is GOING ON HERE?!"
========================

I would think that would be expected, lol!

Maybe they think you're paying them to just hang out all day?
NAH......
Especially if you have made your displeasure perfectly clear.

In your case Amy, I say let them walk and hopefully you'll get better workers who will make your job and life a little less stressful!

BC: you must go see ACE and band!
You deserve a night of fun and live music! :D

JocelynHolly said...

I'm pretty sure everyone ran off to AIM, so it's not too fun right now...

HI ANON! I remember that.

HEY BC!

*ph wishes someone would say hi or talk before she has to talk to herself*

Fimble Star said...

i am walking around 007, walking around blog believe. i am catching me breath cos you know rw chases me constantly.

hugs back at you love.
i so cant wait for the piccys she is goign to be totally fimtastic

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

I'm glad you're back, but you knew that already seeing as how I already told you that I was missing you. Like what? A couple of hours ago?

So, yeah, I'm still working on it. You know I can't do it until I am ready. It's way more about me than you. I have to know that I can answer my own question. Damn, I'm sorry it's taking me so long but I think you understand. No, I take that back. I know you understand. Just hang in with me, Mayo. I'll get there.

And yes, I am inspired. Every damn day this place, you, and these people here make me see things that I never even bothered to look at. Most of all, myself. Sometimes it's pretty and sometimes it's not. But here, I continue to be amazed and astonished at what I see.

How about you? You been filling those pages lately?

Fuck yeah, you have.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Maybe we can hear each other now.

Amyranth said...

Hiya BC, Hi PH!

Anon616, well that's what I'd think too, but really, apparently I'm a blot on the face of my company. Which just makes me so happy to go to work tomorrow morning.

-A

Anonymous said...

PH I'm here I am just doing some housework

Anonymous said...

I was kind of hoping for a foul-mouthed fairy-tale in honor of tonights post, but I guess Mayo has gone for the night.

toujours said...

talking to yourself is a time-honored activity, paperheart.

JocelynHolly said...

Awwh I see FS.

I'm just totally bored. *HUG*
You'll get those pics, I promise.

And yes, I am inspired. Every damn day this place, you, and these people here make me see things that I never even bothered to look at. Most of all, myself. Sometimes it's pretty and sometimes it's not. But here, I continue to be amazed and astonished at what I see.

We're so much more alike. More than you'd ever know Sdock.

sdock10 said...

Guys,

I am off to bed.

ph, I am sending you extra HUGZ because I know you need extras cuz you've been giving that baby all your lovin!

Love you ALL BUNCHES!

Catch ya tomorrowz!

Nite, MAYO!!

*blows kiss*

How's that for a good fucking nite?

Pretty sweet, I'd say!

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Amy, TJ! *hug*


Anon, it'll probably never happen.

Anon616 said...

Anonymous said...
I asked Mayo for a bedtime story and he said another time or something like that. I can't remember the exact words he used.
================
That's okay anonymous! At least now we know you were addressing Mayo :)

A bedtime story would be nice.
As long as it doesn't involve any 'big bad wolf' characters. I am quite sensitive about that ;-)

But heck, it's Mayo's place and he can do as he pleases.....
If it did involve a 'big bad wolf' character, I would have to follow the advice (up there) and ignore!
*wink again*

Anonymous said...

You are probably right PH.

Fimble Star said...

nighty night fuck10, sweet dreams

Anon616 said...

Paperheartxx, BC, Ergo, Amy, Martha, Sdock, RW, Fimble.....anyone still around:

delayed *pounce, tackle, hugs and kisses*

I'm more tired than I thought. How could I forget those???

ergo said...

check your email PH

I braved wasps for you!

JocelynHolly said...

THANKS for the hugs Sollydock! *hug*

sweet dreams.<3

ergo said...

night sdock sweet dreams!

JocelynHolly said...

*falls back*

Thanks Six! *hug*


Ergo, checking email!

Anon, I'd hate to be right on that one!

Anonymous said...

Mayo, with the repetition thing were you referring to the Annoying Anon? 'Cause I mean like, sometimes you just have to make the point once and then stop taking up space. That was my only point. Yes, totally make your case and all, but then if people don't get it, why keep bashing your head against the wall? I'm probably wrong but it sprung to mind.

Amyranth said...

Bye Sock

-A

Anonymous said...

SS, if you are around, I really miss your stories. They are the best.

JocelynHolly said...

Ergo, I got your email! That rose is GORGEOUS! Thank you thank you thank you!! *hug*

I have to go finish up the laundry and finish my math homework. Unfortunately, my math mark is only 71%, and for me that's low, so I have to pull my grades up. Not for my parents, but for my own happiness.

Love to you all!
<3

Anon, how about I tell you a bedtime story some other time? It'll be a good one, I promise! ;)

Anonymous said...

ANd, goodnight lovely Solly. :)

Anon616 said...

TJ and Elena: the pounce, tackle ect.....applies to you ladies as well!

I also keep forgetting to mention how much I enjoyed your latest chapter of the Mayo Gothic, TJ!

I loved my 'shuddering' moment!
:D

Wonderful work, as usual!

Anonymous said...

I would love to hear one of your stories PH.

JocelynHolly said...

Haha, it's a deal. Just so I know you're the right anonymous I'm telling to story to, we must have a code word. I can't just tell a story to any old anon! :P

Anonymous said...

I miss the bejesus out of SS too, damn.

Anon616 said...

Anonymous said...
I would love to hear one of your stories PH.
=======================

I second that!

Tell us a story, PH. Please!
I'll give you an extra big hug and smooch.....
Nevermind, that might scare you off!

JocelynHolly said...

I miss SS as well!

I must pounce him the next time I see a sign off him.

elena said...

Wendy in a bit I'm going to post the next chaper of the gothic.

Oh and I forgive you for forgetting my pounce!

toujours said...

thank you wendy... for the pounce & tackle as well as for the kind words about the gothic. ♥

JocelynHolly said...

That won't scare me off Six! I'm a very loving human being, and I love hugs and kisses!! *HUUUUUUUG*

Unfortunately, you and anon will have to take a rain check on this story. Once I get this code word from the anonymous, so I know it's he/she, then I'm off to do homework. ^_^

Amyranth said...

Alright guys and Mayos, I'm going to go clean my kitchen again, and go color for a bit.

I love coloring books!

-A

Anonymous said...

I will name myself: the right anonymous, if that works?

JocelynHolly said...

Have fun Amy!! *hug*

<3

ergo said...

you're welcome PH!
I'll do a better one if we get a really nice bloom, and you'll habe to practice story telling skills for Emily

JocelynHolly said...

The Right Anonymous?

Haha, that's alright with me! So, next time I see you, when I'm not so rushed, you and Six will get the best bedtime story ever!


BYE EVERYONE!!!!

Mayo, again, I love the post. It's so much more straight forward, and easier for a girl like me to understand.

SS, I hope every thing's okay. This is a prolonged absence, and I'm starting to shit myself with worry. You better have extra underwear for me when you return!! ;)
(kidding)

SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW!<3

JocelynHolly said...

Ergo, thank you! I will practice.

Love you all!
<3

Fimble Star said...

bye 007, sweet dreams.

oh hello therightanon, god thats a mouthfull.

cheers 616 for me delayed hug.

bloody hell i feel so behind. i do aplogise if i miss owt

Anonymous said...

Take care Amy, and enjoy your cleaning. Hi PH. Bye PH!


Hey everyone (Back to my computer now, and forgot to smother and kiss Wendy with hugs. D'oh!)

*Runs and smothers Wendy with kisses*

Anonymous said...

For those interested, The Used have put up the demo to "Smother Me" on their MySpace.

Check that shit out.

Anon616 said...

Thanks for forgiving me Elena and TJ! My bad! *blushes*

Paperheartxx: I should have know the big hug and smooch wouldn't scare you off! I know you're loving, love!
You remind me of my niece in so many ways.

*hugs and kisses for all three of you*

Well, It's almost 10 p.m and I haven't eaten all day. I must find food before I pass out!

I'll be back later to read your chapter Elena! I'm looking forward to it!

Good night, for now, all!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

ergo said...

hi the right anon, always nice to be able to tell one from another, are you well?

ergo said...

oh mustard I LOVE that song

Anonymous said...

Wendy, I have no money left to go to the ACE concert I'm afraid, and I may not be here by the time he comes visit the city.

Well, right anon, let's hope he'll post a foul-mouthed fairy tale soon. That would be hilarious. I was laughing my ass off just reading tonight's post.

By the way, nice to meet you.

Anonymous said...

Ergo, I know.

That song was on full meffin' rotation the night before Valentine's Day.

:)

Fimble Star said...

nighty night 616, sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

*ignores Mustard*

Tis been soooo long...

- An Old Friend

Anonymous said...

Take care Wendy. I'm looking forward to reading the next Gothic chapter. Can't wait.

Anonymous said...

Hello old friend anon. Hi mustard

Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


AIP!!!

Oh my god!!!

I just talked about you the other night :)

Anonymous said...

Hey there, BC!

Anonymous said...

Hello all. Unfortunately I must now go to bed without a story. I will be around some other time. Night Night.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and to align the planets:


*sticks tongue out*

Anonymous said...

I hope you're out of the country. If not--you better explained the unanswered e-mails.

Anonymous said...

Be mindful of what you admit in public, they'll talk.

'Ello, BC.

- An Old Friend

Anonymous said...

Elvis Costello. Lol. Let 'Em All Talk.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello AOF

ergo said...

Oh elena not to rush you but I have to go in 20 mins to teh airport and I don't want to have to wait!

Anonymous said...

I'm off to Anansi Boys and then bed.

Good day tomorrow, you lot!

S(S)S, we miss you LIEK WHOA. Hope you are all right, and a thousand hugs to you.

Mayo you are a vile-tongued, gutter-crawling, smut-addled, depraved tart, and it's kind of cute. Long days and pleasant nights to you. :D

:D

ergo said...

Hi old friend

night the right anon, sleep well

ergo said...

goodnight kapunua!

Fimble Star said...

nighty night jules sweet dreams hun

Anonymous said...

AOF:

I gotta go. And I need your blog account, that is, if you still have one.

You can drop it off somewhere.


Goodnight everyone!

Mayo:

Meh, fuck you you fuck-head of an ass-fuck. Did you feel naughty typing all of that shit out?

Goodnight, dude.


SS:

Yeah, we're worried. But, with good faith, we know you're well. Have a pleasant evening or morning whichever way the sun is going.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight Kapu

And hello everyone

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight Mib

Fimble Star said...

hello old freind.

i hope your looking forward to your birthday ;)

Fimble Star said...

nighty ngiht slash, sweet dreams

ergo said...

goodnight mustard sleep tight

Anonymous said...

GAHH! Okay, but before I go...

*has old friend for dinner*

Remind me: SEPHIROTH

Anonymous said...

All of the coming and going is too much for me to track. A generic "Hello" and "Goodbye" is all you get.

Mustard, I never left the blogs. I simply stopped making comments at "The Forbidden Place" I spoke of so often.

We need a cake.

- An Old Friend

Anonymous said...

Night night mustard, k. Hi MJ.

Goodnight and sweet dreams right anon. That name is reminding me of the "right stuff" song by NKOTB.

Vivienne said...

Mayo, you little stroodle!

Best advice ever!... excepting any I ever give. lol

Hope you're well, etc, etc.

Hope you're all well.

I'm off for a walk in the black forest. XP

xoxo cupcake

Martha Smith-Jones said...

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

ergo said...

Hiya Cupcake

The Goodies?

ergo said...

hahahaha MJ

Anonymous said...

Birthday boy is first.

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