My bedside manner is awkward at best. But I will stand beside you and hold your hand. When your mouth is dry I will get you a glass of water. When you hurt I will attempt a story or two to keep your mind off the pain.
Please do not take it personal if I fall asleep. My mind is everywhere lately; sleep overcomes me at the strangest times. Perhaps we shall rest together?
p.s. arrive at once yet move about with disregard and a clumsy swagger.
"FUCK!"
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 1349 Newer› Newest»Bye Ergo!
errr...guys, could I have a room too...?
Hi Kass and Sdock!
Kass give me my light saber back you are way too far into the Dark Side now. LOL
sdock you can share my room anytime. I mean we share the corner so why not?
I promise I'll make Raymond Toro go to bed whenever you want me to.
:)
Mayonaise?
It doesn't matter if your bedside manner is awkward, the simple fact that you would try to give comfort is enough.
And this is the perfect place to rest; a refuge from the storm of life. Bodies are recumbent by the fire, wrapped in familiarity and warmth. Murmurs are heard from the table; a clink of china here, a scrape of the chair leg there.
Rest then, if you are tired, all is well.
Good night Mayo.
TTFN
TJ I do everytime!!!
and I usually do sing it 'cause it cracks my daughter up now she does it to me.
i am much relieved that i'm not the only one ergo -- but how relieved should i be, considering you're my twin? maybe we're the only ones!
am I the only person to interpret this as putting someone out of their misery in a euthanasia-type sense?
kass, my first thought was he was wishing eternal peace as well. *oh dear*
well, i've done all my close-to-the-computer chores, and now i have to tackle the rest, so i shall bid you all temporary adieu, blogsibs.
see you all later! (hi and bye elena! *grin*)
That was beautiful GS..
GS:
That was beautiful. A wonderful perspective of this place.
I guess we are all okay in the sense that we're here, and with each other.
Kinda peaceful actually.
mustardisbetter said...
I promise I'll make Raymond Toro go to bed whenever you want me to.
Oh my...
Well then I'm serious keep the noise down, woman. I myself am as quiet as a church mouse.
GS,
I think you nailed it with that comment. No wonder I inhale with you all the time. I am trying to soak up some of your goodness.
I mean my music, Elena. ;)
Yeah, you're a church mouse alright!
Mustard, I am quiet as a church mouse. Really where do people get these strange ideas about me?
Okay, someone think of something exciting to talk about.
Hello everyone. How have you been?
Ops I hope all is well with you.
Sd10 you can stay in the guest house with me if you don't want a room.
I personally think Mayo is trying to say he is sorry that he hasn't been around more for the people having problems. He sees the shit that has been going on in here and wishes he did or could have done more to help out.
I think that's exactly it, MJ.
I think that's what he's trying to say.
Glad to see you back :)
Elena:
I got nothing.
Thank you MIB
http://www.buzznet.com/tags/mychemicalromance/video/2423401/gerard-at-the-airport/
This is for those who were ragging on Gerard for having security around him. Just watch how crazy it is.
Hi Elena, MJ, Mustard.
How is everybody?
Thanks for posting that Elena. I can't even imagine what that must be like.
Very different than the Loop Lounge in Passaic Park!
MJ,
Totally agree with you on that. That's what I thought too.
But hell, tomorrow, I might think it means something else.
I'm still smiling from him saying "fuck".
There is something seriously wrong with that, right?
I still say so what if it was crazy. I really don't think that security was just for the crazy fans. I think there is something more to it. I'm just bother by the fact that all that security separates him from the other guys.
I can't explain that fuck. Is it for FF08. We have been talking about that.
Hello Star how are you. Me I've been better.
sdock wanted him to say "Fuck".
Yes, sdock totally owns Mayo's fuck.
See, I went almost a whole hour without saying something like that!
Sdock!
I'd totally still be smiling! Hell, I smiled for you when I read it!
MJ, Sdock asked Mayo to say "FUCK" for her in the last set of posts, and he did!
Thank you for letting me know.
Hey check out the photo of Bob...
WOW
http://www.mychemicalromance.nu/McrNews.htm
Elena said:
sdock wanted him to say "Fuck".
Yes, sdock totally owns Mayo's fuck.
See, I went almost a whole hour without saying something like that!
January 21, 2008 7:34 PM
Elena, this is why I love you!
I just like hearing the word "fuck". The way it just rolls of a tongue. FUCK!
You can use it in so many different ways...fuck it, I don't give a fuck, what the fuck?, Fuck me, fuck you, what the fuck are you looking at?, how the fuck did that happen? See, it's lovely.
Dude, I know I have a terribly filthy mouth. Oh well. It's so not lady like at all.
Thank you Star...
I love you too. I'm just hoping sdock doesn't smack me.
Bob has long hair there is a God.
Well this is for you SD10.
Fuck me bob has long hair. He better not fuck with it and cut it off. I will be fucking upset if he does. The fucker.
Family, I'll go to bed.
Take care everyone. See you tomorrow.
Mayo and SS, take care as well.
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*
Goodnight Bella
Nite, Bella!
MJ, that was fucking awesome!
Elena, I would never smack you. Besides I am still waiting for you to write me some PORNOETRY!!
Your fucking welcome SD10. I hope it made your fucking day. Oh look I'm having my own personal fuck fest.
Hey check out the photo of Bob...
WOW
http://www.mychemicalromance.nu/McrNews.htm
Bob looks like a lumberjack, and Frank looks like a scruffy little cherub, bless them!
With long hair Bob looks like a little boy. A little boy with facial hair but still a little boy.
Martha you are right about Bob...but what a cute little boy. So huggable.
sdock I can't write poetry reg or porn.
You hit it on the head, MJ, a little boy with facial scruff! Frank looks like that too these days.
Bob screams "Hug me!"
I'm just sayin'.
He's so cute.
And Frank screams "Pinch my cheeks*!"
*Face cheeks :)
And Frank screams "Pinch my cheeks*!"
*Face cheeks :)
0_0
Hey, just covering my ass!
I'm the hip-hop-opotamus my lyrics are bottomless.
Sup Mayo?
I read swagger and thought of Liam Gallaggher. But you're not Liam, you're Mayo.
Hey, just covering my ass!
Like Frank's covering his ;P
It's that smile Frank has on his face. It's priceless.
What the hell is up with the Way boys. Where are their smiles. Hey where is Rays smile
Aw, you win!
Heheheh...
Yes, sdock totally owns Mayo's fuck.
O_O
I'm not even gonna attempt to make a comeback to that one....
I agree with the whole 'he's sorry he hasn't been here and couldn't do more' scenario.
Mayo, you and I do have so much in common. My bedside manner? Let's just say it's a good thing I never choose nursing or daycare as a profession. Dude, you know how I used to rip you a new one on a daily basis? Well, seems that I can't do that too much anymore. On one hand, I relate to you in so many ways. On the other hand, I hear you as Patrick Bateman from American Psycho and it scares the shit out of me. Seriously.
Ok, now, room numbers. I think I called it already so Royal Bedroom #20 belongs to me. ^_^ Complete with large canopy bed and 24kt gold bedposts. Muwahahah.
Ergo, since you still got the credit card....
Chips, dip, salsa, Coke (the drink), pickles, peanut butter and bananas. Sweet Tarts, Cry-baby bubble gum, Fun Dip and pink lemonade.
Ok, that should do it for a while.
I LOVE Bob with long hair! He reminds of me of a drummer I worked with years ago. Also, that "word from Gerard" was actually our beautiful and articulate Frank. He always does a helluva job, doesn't he?
And.....
Ergo! Don't forget the cheese dip!
Hey, which bedroom is mine? Or do I just make a pallet in the drawing room?
Apparently I don't exit...so I will now disappear for realz...*poof*
Hello Mya and Mp
Hey Errbody!!!!!!
SLUMBER PARTY!!!
Oops, sorry, didn't mean to yell again. ^_^
Well, I'm going to get all primped up. Why? I have no idea.
Isn't that what a princess does?
Mayo? Am I right? Yeah, you know it!
Maybe we can sneak on over to SS's little pumpkin cottage later on and play a joke on him. Muwahahah!
*Princess feels like getting into trouble. And I know he won't get mad. ^_~
Later peeps!
XOXO,
S&V20
Yeah, S&V, let's have a panty raid on SS!
'Cept, of course, it will be a jock strap raid
I can see I'm going to have to keep an eye on you two!
Hey buddy!
Aye, yes, Anon, but don't forget... the hand is guicker than the eye!
What time is it?
Wait.
Hold on.
Nah.
Mustard?
Yes?
I'm waiting.
Anon:
What am I?
Mustard, that's right... Keep to the plan... Keep him occupied while I slip around to the back door.
Somebody always needs to keep an eye on me, Anon. ^_~
I will NOT be involved in this panty raid ;)
Egad! I'm not taking these with the skid marks!
Where'd you go?
Are you in a hammock or something?
I feel you around here, come out ;)
You're totally doing this on purpose, aren't you?
I think all this saucy panty raid talk scared anon away!
Dude, now I'm paranoid.
Are you gonna jump out and scare me? Cuz, I come out swinging. Just so you know. Ask, Sollydock.
^_^
Just making sure all my undies are still in my drawer.
OK...who took my favorite pair?
Or maybe anon is playing hide and seek. Has anyone checked under the table?...
I guess so, RW!
S'okay, promise!
YooHoo! SCORE!
I found the leopard skinned, black fur trimmed ones!
Okay! Let's run 'em up the flagpole!
*hands up*
NOT ME!!!
*runs away*
Nobody, I hope, anon. You're wearing them, aren't you??
You have changed that pair, haven't you?
*mutters* Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes.
*points at Mustard*
Anon,
Did you check her?
OH, WAIT! These will be WAY better!
*strings pink-polka-dot one up to the flagpole*
I am NOT taking your undies!
I swear, it was not me!
Leopard skinned with black fur?
WTF?
Go Mya!
*strings pink-polka-dot one up to the flagpole*
*gasp*
What would your mother say about that?!
You can't talk your way out of some of these, you know that right?
Wonder what kind of undies they are?
I'm not even going to try Mustard.
Oh, SHIIIAAAT! What are these... marbles??!! What are THEY doing here??!!
Pink polka dots??? O_O
Turquoise sequined thongs!
Ohhh, snap! Take these Mya!
Pretty colors.
Personally, I like Spidey ones. ^_^
Hey guys bit of a hand??
*lugs in arms full of grocery bags*
there's lots more in the car!
I got everything you said S&V and the cheese dip!
and I got a whole heap of other stuff too vegetarian and carnivorous just in case and a big bag of wasabi peas and a bag of wasabi cashews.
I hired a laundry service too for all the bed linen and towels and stuff so just have it all down at the front door on a Thursday morning.
*hopes Mayo doesn't mind, I mean the Lovelies have needs ;)*
You would end up digging a bigger hole, wouldn't you? ;)
We all have our dirty secrets.
I swear to you, your's is totally, completely confidential.
I swear.
Ok, Hold the FUck On!!!!
Just WHOO's room is this, anyway???!!! Because I just found one of those PUMPS!
There's no WAY in HELL that this room is SS's!!!!!
*rummages through all of the food*
Didja get this big guy any undies?
I should probably backtrack with that comment.
Ergo, where's the vodka?
I REALLY need some VODKA now!
Mya, wait......
Is this room #27?
OMG!
I told you we had to go to the pumpkin cottage!
Anon, you still hiding from us?
my god!!!
this one has an elephant trunk and ears
*picks up undies from floor*
O_o
Maybe Anon has lost his...
MARBLES!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
MYA I think the drinks bags are still in the back seat
Got the vodka covered we have quite a little bar thing going now
Are you giggling?
Are you rolling with uncontrollable laughter?
We have that effect.
Didja get this big guy any undies?
0_0
What have I wandered into, BlogBelievers?!
To whom do these sparkly purple ruffled bikini undies belong?
Hmmm?
This is fun...
Well... to ME, anyway!
I'm just "back-combing" you, dude!
Ergo put those back down.
*Elena is hiding her eyes*
RW:
I was rummaging through food as I asked the question.
That's really kinda wrong.
Oh, well!
Star:
We're trying to find out. Got any ideas?
I don't know who these black leather lace-ups belong to but I'm keeping them for myself....just cause.
*face turns red*
You're a hot water bottle in pink-polka-dot, leapord-skinned, black-feather-trimmed "panties", my dear!
RW:
I was rummaging through food as I asked the question.
Maybe he didn't notice. Tell him you were talking to the produce!
And I just LOVE a man in uniform!!!!!!!!!
Mustard,
I don't know, but I just found a matching sparkly purple boa to go with the undies.
Hmmm.
I know he's giggling, Mustard.
Cuz, I can see him. O_o
I know Blogger is gonna kick my ass out in just a minute. Damn it, man.
If I disappear, that's why.
Anon:
I was not talking about underwear that could be eaten.
As you may have notice, myself and the oranges were carrying on a fascinating conversation.
:)
I really have only seen some of these things in the catalogues at the back of mens magazines!!!1
*feels she may need a stiff..
...drink to cope
Oh, c'mon, sweetie! This is the first time you're cared (dared) to play with me!
I was not talking about underwear that could be eaten.
As you may have notice, myself and the oranges were carrying on a fascinating conversation.
^Wot she said.
(Nice save, Mustard!)
RW:
I was rummaging through food as I asked the question.
Maybe he didn't notice. Tell him you were talking to the produce!
Oh Lord here comes the cucumber jokes.
Believe me, your antics always make me laugh. There have been many instances of late night Blogbelieve induced giggles that have resulted in raised eyebrows and quizzical glances in my direction.
*totally dorky saving motion*
But, no really. I was talking to the oranges.
Cucumbers? We got cucumbers? I knew that we order bananas...
Awesome!
How do you explain that one!?
Did we scare him? Oh, my gosh!
I'd be a little scared if I were him.
Did someone say boa?
There's a boa in the house? Where'd that come from?
Jeez, you think you know some people. Hmmmmm.
*slowly takes oranges away from mustard*
o...kaaaaay
Anon, just tell 'em it's messages from your favorite aunt... They won't be too interested then.
Scared? I am terrified!!!
Anon,
Then our job here is done. We love it that we can make you giggle and perhaps lose your breath with laughter.
You bring so much joy to us when you appear.
Thanks
Underwear that's fun to wear.
Remember underoos.
I'll bet he wore spiderman ones when he was little.
Oh, bullshit.
You know all of you talk to the items you bought at the grocery store as you're putting them away.
You know you do!
Blogbelieve - your own private comedy show!
*wonders if she should have bought 40 cucumbers?*
S&V20
Yes, a boa, as in the fashion implement, not the snake.
At least I don't think there's a snake in here.
Hold onto to the boa, and I will keep you in here in case you get bounced out.
Giggle? You, Anon? Noooo, never!
I don't believe it.
Oh don't be scared. We don't bite... Much!
You're only terrified because you don't want people finding out your secret.
Right? ;)
what are underoos?
*pictures wallabies and kangaroos in spiderman undies*
ergoproxy said...
Blogbelieve - your own private comedy show!
*wonders if she should have bought 40 cucumbers?*
Quick run back to the store.
what are underoos?
*pictures wallabies and kangaroos in spiderman undies*
*chokes* Quote of the night, right there!
Hey all! We're back! Minus one gallbladder, too. How's everyone?
J
Awwww.... shit....
Don't be scared, dahlin'!
I'm just teasing (that is "back-combing") and I actually respect the hell out of you!
T, dude, Gonna miss you like woah. Especially at the table.
Kay, continue your undies talk.
A SNAKE!!!!!
I hope it's friendly.
or are we talking trouser snake, seeing as we're in that general viscinity
Anon.....
Welcome to the 1st Annual BlogBelieve Panty Raid 2008!!!!
*wonders if she should have bought 40 cucumbers?*
I'll take dill pickles, Ergo.
*RW is very undemanding*
Underoos are underpants with superheroes on them, Ergo.
I had Wonder Woman ones!
I had the whole costume actually, that I wore, even when it wasn't Halloween, but that a whole 'nother story!
Hey there J! :D How's L?
Hey J
How's L doing?
oh HOORAYY!!!!!
J and L are back !!!!
It all went well obviously no problems?
or are we talking trouser snake, seeing as we're in that general viscinity
Oh my god, Ergo!
*closes eyes*
40 cucumbers???!!
GO, ERGO! GO!* cheering from the other side of the chickenwire
Do you think Mayo would mind a pair of someone else's undies run up the tower's flagpole.
T'would be fitting, methinks, in a Freudian sort of way.
thanks Star!
though marsupials would look quite fetching, need a hole for the tail though.
I remeber your wonderwoman outfit, you still have the lasso don't you?
Thank you Sdock,
Listen, I just want to apologize for not being around much lately. I have been crazy bizzy. But dont think that means I have forgotten about you all. I think about you often, with great fondness - and always with a smile.
Hey Fimble
We are taking undies and cucumbers. Go figure.
Hey anon, do you think SS would mind that Kapunua used his character and did some sketches for her story? I know she would take them down if they bothered him.
Yes, Ergo!!
I still have my Lariat of Truth. I got it when I was 8 years old. It's 29 years old!
Ergo is a baaaaaaaad girl
hehehe
OH dear!
*holds up undies with tongs*
why do guys always seem to have one pair of greying Y fronts?
Hey anon, do you think SS would be bothered by Kapunua's SS character in her story?
Or her sketches?
No worries, Anon...
We all have other things we have to do.
We understand.
We just love it when you show up and play!
Story? I appreciate her asking, but she should have known I would give her my blessing.
Hey Ergo, Elena, RW, FS, all!
L is doing quite well for someone who's had her abdomen invaded today. She's full of Vicoden, so there's no real pain, you know what I'm saying? There were apparently two massive stones, like an inch long EACH, that the Dr had to crush before he could vacuum out the g.b.
Now she just has 4 bandaids on her belly, and some stitches, and after tomorrow can eat whatever she likes.
It's all good.
How's by you guys?
J
Dude, don't apologize.
We all have lives to lead. Thanks for doing things that let us know you're still around.
That always means so much.
You stay safe, and come back when you can.
No panty raids next time. Promise :)
anon I bet people wonder why you are smiling too!
and after this they probably should never know..
pinkie swear?
No worries, Anon...
We all have other things we have to do.
We understand.
We just love it when you show up and play!
*seconds this*
thanks anon, you rock :)
Ergoproxy - they are not mine!
Anon,
We think about you, too. Of course, you know that cuz we talk about you all the time!!!
Well, just so you know this has made my day. I haven't laughed in a couple of days and this has made me roll!
Take care of yourself, okay?
Love you to pieces!
That's good to hear, J. Thank you for the update :)
J give her my love!
I was hoping he'd be able to break them rather than have to go in more invasively, she'll recover quickly now and I bet she won't believe how much better she feels eating!
Hooray for L!!!! So glad to hear she's doing good! Tell her tt's all down-hill from here!
What has happened to OP L?
Great fondness right back at you.
And of course smiles!
Anon,
I think you should take this BlogBelieve Boa with you. It is magical, and will make you feel invigorated and when you wear it.
Anon, please tell us there are no thongs in that drawer. Those things just aren't right on any man.
No panty raids next time. Promise :)
Famous last words, Mustard ;)
anon I am so glad to hear that!!
I have put them in a plastic bag, wrapped in newspaper and we'll just slip it in the trash and noone need discover them again
*disinfects tongs*
Oooooooooooh satin boxers
*rubs boxers*
I love satin boxers
Give L my love.
Glad she's doing well.
Famous last words, Mustard ;)
What are you saying?! ;)
L had gall bladder surgery today
she is now gall-less
Anon,
Underoos
drawings by Kapunua and Toujours. Pics of many who live here.
Hello Anon, what's up with you? Missed you around here. And, um, why are we talking about your underwear? Or should I ask?
L had her gallbladder out today. It was outpatient surgery, and she had been rather nervous about it. But everything went well, and she's home, a little sore but not hurting like she was before.
J
OP L had surgery today.
Speak for yourself, Mustard!
Famous last words, Mustard ;)
What are you saying?! ;)
*smiles sweetly & says nothing*
Where is Kapunua, by the way? It is odd not to see her here!
Original Punks said...
Hello Anon, what's up with you? Missed you around here. And, um, why are we talking about your underwear?
Uh, cause it's fun!!!
Anon:
No matter what these ladies say I'll do, I promise you that I will not raid any bedside table of yours, nor will I rummage through any drawers.
But, if it's out in the open like all these floocy drawers were, I mean, that shit's fair game. ;)
*sneaks in from the kitchen, a bag of wasabi cashews in hand*
*sits on the couch, feet tucked up*
I wish her a speedy recovery. Please send her my love, J.
I really have to go now.
See you around, stay safe guys!
'Leaner! You OK?
Same to you, anon :)
See you around, dude.
Thanks for taking the time to stop in :)
Don't go yet, Anon! Not before I pinch your cheeks and give you a big wet kiss!
sorry had to say on the underwear topic - have you heard Pete Doherty is wearing his girlfriends padded bras as he has very sore nipples?
Is that like a side effect of drug rehab or has he been accidently sliding chest first across carpet a lot?
The mind boggles
Leaving so soon, Anon? And just when I got here, too...
Be safe, too. Take care.
love to you
J
Thanks for dropping by and at such an interesting time!
bye anon - lotsa love, stay safe!
*waves goodbye to ss*
I expected to be here sooner. :(
I've been thinking about everyone, just had a lot of random stuff to get done.
J, you are such an amazing friend. Give L a big hug from all of us.
Sdock and Mustard, I'm late. In my jammies though!
*goes back to catching up*
I still have the sniffles, so it is time for me to go fix myself a hot toddy!
BRB
OP J, I"m glad L did well with surgery.
After she's healed well, get some Calendula gel to put on the scars. It's kind of stinky and feels like Aloe, but it will help reduce the scarring. I swear by the stuff. You can get it at a health food store.
Princess is tired now. Panty raiding will wear you out! O_O
*Princess heads up to the Royal Bedroom #20. ^_^
J,
Tell L that I hope she gets better soon!
Love you all!
Hugs and kisses, Anon!
XOXO,
Princess
I'm off to bed. goodnight
j.!
tell l. "squeezy hug" for me, ok? don't actually give her one, i bet she's super sore, but tell her i said "squeezy hug", anyway!
:)
Night S&V
Night Martha
'Night MJ and S&V! :)
It's awesome to hear that L's doing great :)
Goodnight, MJ! Sleep well :)
Anima, we've not gotten started yet, I don't believe. We had an unexpected visitor ;)
Hello everyone else who has come in! Nice to see you all!
Ooops!
Goodnight Smoke! Sleep like a princess :)
I hope things start to straighten out for you, and soon.
Here if you need me.
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