Always, they gather around the table.
Their hands clasp coffee cups
of different colors, shapes, and sizes.
Scattered before them plates hold sweets.
They arrive, each with beautiful minds
bounding exuberance, and cautious measure.
Another day and the scene may be festive,
music, cocktails, streamers, and balloons.
And another, somber
with their wondrous hearts saving the day.
Always, they are lovely to behold
and they graciously offer
the culmination of extraordinary lives.
They saunter in and take their usual place,
then spirit out again to live, work, love, and play.
Always offering their host a taste
of what that experience could be.
I walk among them undisturbed,
sharing the endeavor
with their glorious insight discerning the way.
Please keep that in mind for the times I when say I have heard enough and please carry on regardless of my shitty ass bad timing.
I am all but present and accounted for, and simply enraptured with the season…I am fucking giddy with this shit.
p.s. “tally-ho!”
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
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1 – 200 of 1790 Newer› Newest»tally ho to you mister mayo
hello matey yep ok
have fun
I saved you one cookie.
Would you like it?
I'm glad you're enjoying Christmas, I love it as well. Even though this is my first Christmas with no real family nearby.
It does sting a little, but it will get better.
-A
HI mayo
so glad to hear from you and that you are happy!
sounds like you're off horse riding!
it is a lovely season
goodnight mayo. sweet dreams
thank you for the post
Who you callin' a Ho?
Mayonaise, was that poem for us? Well, thank you. It helped cheer me up. I cannot thank you enough.
So you have been lurking? You sneak ^_^
I, for one, cannot wait until Christmas as well.
Nice post well i'm off to bed goodnight.
I am so glad you see us this way, you really have assembled a lovley bunch of people.
Feel free to pull up a chair and a coffee anytime.
Please keep that in mind for the times I when say I have heard enough and please carry on regardless of my shitty ass bad timing.
Huh?
Sweet dreams Mj. How's everyone else doing?
goodnight MJ see you tomorrow, sweet dreams
Honestly, I hate this time of year. Glad you don't.
You're giddy? With flailing arms and everyhing? Awesome.
holy crap! :D
tally-ho indeed!
good to hear it, very good to hear it, mayo!
and what a delightful poem, what a lovely gift. i'll be re-reading that with a smile on my face for days and days.
(and thank you or the return to the black -- the light blue was a little too much 70s prom for me)
Mya, yeah it seems the intellectual one known as Mayonaise has made a couple of errors with that paragraph. Ha ha
That's sweet, Mayo. Mind if I save this?
And, are you almost ready? 'Cause we are.
Hello hello squeak squeak, entropy.
Entropy, I couldn't agree with you more. It has been a pretty shitty couple of weeks. Even with this poem, it's not enough to cheer me up, just a tad bit, but maybe I am being selfish here?
Shoots, just ten minutes ago someone tried to break into my house through the back door. No, that's not a metaphor. O_O Called my parents over in fact, and won't let this stupid sword leave my side!
True story.
Hey, you guys... I haven't seen the OPs lately. Anybody know where they may be?
Sorry I turned out the lights without warning.
That was the wrong mood for this place.
Mayo you are more than welcome to tell us your bad times as well as the good, no need to apologise for timing, it's your blog.
We just take it over lol
We are like tenants, or mice depending on how annoying we get.
That's cool, the black is nice, too.
Hey Mayo. Rebel or Imperial?
the lights out is nicer.
that's okay about the lights -- all in a good cause -- but it was like suddenly seeing that your place was decorated by my grandparents.
*blink*
K, are you okay?
Mya, last I heard I think OPs' said they were feeling disenchanted about this place.
They'll be back...
Just like me...
I actually liked the new layout to tell you the truth.
The black is a bit more you.
I found the other color was a little... "Hawaiian shirt" if you will.
Kapu, is it a sharp sword?
-A
Mayo, at least you left a flame burning
I can't say I blame them Mya. Sometimes I hate this place.
I was wondering why the OP's hadn't been around.
I thought they may have family stuff, christmas and al
Jules, swords come in handy huh?
I hope everything goes alright tonight for you. I'm sure you'll be good.
Mayo, the black is fine. Back to the classic.
No, I'm fine. I've got this sun room, it's all glass, but I keep the lights on in there even at night for my crow (shoulda turned them off earlier actually,) so I can't see out the door. It sounded like someone was jerking on the door. As soon as I went by the room it stopped. Man, it was weird.
How much you want to bet the whole thing was my overactive imagination? It was probably ice melting* or something normal like that. And me with a stupid sword like I'm going to stab someone going into my house. LOL! I will deflect your bullets with the sword I bought at the faire! For sure!
It's funny in retrospect.
*Or jerking on the door. Yeah.
I got a message from OPJ on my Blog, I had replied to her last post and commented, and she spoke back saying that my comment couldn't have come at a better time.
She DID say she'd been feeling down for a bit...
I hope nothing is wrong.
-A
Kapu - I got followed home last night by some guy on that was on the bus. You can bet I sat in the basement with my shinai. Hell, I even slept with it that night.
-A is not a stupid girl.
Oh, the "tally ho" is a nice touch. I wonder where Toujours is?
Well K, at least you're okay, no matter if or it may have been your imagination. I like your new avatar.
Kapunua it's better than hearing a noise and grabbing a pillow to shield your self
(not that anyone here does that...no...just saying)
right here, kapunua. :)
I like it better black. I thought we lost you for a second.
*Still pondering your post.
Mayo, I'd like to know the answers to a few very deep, important questions. Do you mind?
Real tree or fake?
Nat King Cole or James Taylor?
Red or Green?
Silver or Gold?
The black is nice I guess, but the layouts are not important either way so
Ah, cool.
Oh, Ergo. What kind of she-wolf would I be? ^_~
Hey, you know what? Maybe I'm giddy, too. I like the holidays. This year's one has eaten a bag of dicks so far, but let's just go ahead and say that it's going to start to turn a 180. I'm gonna be giddy too. I'm just gonna go with it. I'll totally sit on Santa's lap*, will you, Mayo? Facing away from him, I mean. And I'm gonna ask him for Louder Now pt 2 and uhhh... some t shirts from Engrish.com.
I'm getting my giddy on, people!
*NO.
I think the black was familiar, the blue seemed a bit tropical and sea foamy. It was pretty though.
I'm really excited.
Possibly because I'm doing Christmas myself this year, and so far, I love what's happened.
Sure, my tree is a giant fire hazard with glass and a rather surprised looking broad with wings perched on top, but I love it!
-A
K, Chat? Or too late? I'm on vacation now, so have lost all parameters.
Years ago, I was leaving the club where I worked. As I'm going to my car (3rd car out the door) this young guy is headed in the club and he asks me, "Is it still open?" and I answered, "Yes, we're live till 5", and I get in my car. Next thing I notice he doesn't go in the club, he gets back in his car.
That shit ass started following me! I'm glad that I noticed him too because I only lived about 2 blocks away - I would've led him right to my front door if I hadn't been aware.
Well, sir, I drove that muthafucka all over town! I'm serious! We drove for like 20 minutes! (this was way back in the olden days when there were no cell phones)
He finally got tired and gave up!
Let the OP's know that I enjoyed the riddle.
Insired me.
Mayonaise, don't you mean inspired? ;p
Ah, I can't wait for Christmas. Perhaps I shall see 300 again
^____^
kapunua I really don't know what type of she-wolf you'd be.
not sure if you have the right end of the stick there!
lol
Hi there Carrie
does the management company imploy people that can spell.
yous have made two typos now. which employee are you.
first
second
third
take a guess
Spellchecker on the fritz, sweet tater?
Yes, thank you.
Inspired me.
So what did you think of the riddle? Did you understand it? Kinda.
Hey, Mayo?
When did you ever say you had heard enough?
Hey Riot!
You're not really all that funny.
Or interesting.
Go away.
-Amyranth
Mya, lmao :D
"imploy"?
Riot, your post is chuck full of mistakes.
riot - nice try by spell check honey!
mayo see how much we need edit buttons!
mayonaise. tell them which riot employee you are
are yous scared
riot,
Perhaps I should imploy? you. You seem to be pretty well educated.
But can you swallow?
Mya - That's awesome.
See, I wish I drove. I get weirdos on the bus all the time. The most recent guy was blathering to me on one bus about how he sees me around all the time, how different I look with glasses, how he knows which stop I get off at..
So I stopped taking that bus completely. I get one now that takes me all over hell and creation, but it's worth it.
-A
Or do you spit?
Mayonaise, you're welcome.
Riot, your comments are full of errors and typos.
Watch it... He may be a gulper!
Wait!
Who's on first?
How are you at handling tricky belt buckles?
Mya - I think Mayo's about to tell us he's had enough.
Or the anons, either way, the message will get through.
-A
Or a gargler
please.
fess up mayonaise. most of the lovelies know you are a riot.
are you scared
why does an anon have to spoil the nice mood.
lets throw coffee cups at them and half chewed sweets
Riot, don't you have something else better to do you jerkoff?
Well, Mayo...
Testify, brother!
mya - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Yes, mayonaise is quite funny when he wants to be.
He's also good at getting large groups of people together to start shit.
Surprise!
-A
Ergo, can we throw boiling hot cups of coffee at them? ^______^
riot we don't care!!!!
go away, please?
Hold on....
What happened to Kapunua?!
the avenger. that wasnot nice. i didnot call you names. you let the blog down.
mayonaise are you scared
Mya, I think she went to sleep already, but I may be wrong.
...
I can't imagine she's gone far mya, do you think there's cause for concern?
-A
BC - sure !
where's Kapunua with her sword?
Riot, how was that not nice when you are the one who is stirring potential trouble?
you know riot, i have my beliefs about who mayo is in his own life, but here he's our own mayonaise, and nothing matters but that.
he is kind and shares himself with us, and lets us see him ranty and tired, and writes beautiful poems.
he's a friend, no matter what the name is on his birth certificate.
end of story.
I hope she didn't get got, that's all...
Amyranth?
Ergo, yay! Lol
ergoproxy. i shall leave because you asked politely.
MAYONAISE
are you scared to reveal your identity
Amyranth said...
Mya - I think Mayo's about to tell us he's had enough.
Gosh, we always say that, don't we? I'm not too worried. ^_^
So, Riot, did you hang around here ALL day just so you could badger Darling with stupid questions?
Keep in mind he doesn't owe you anything. Period.
-A
Ah, good. Glad to hear it.
Yes, riot, please leave. Be aware that I am asking nicely.
Kapu - Neither am I. I just think someday he will come to us and ask us to stop all the fighting.
Ergo, can you ask politely again?
-A
Hi there redrum.
Riot-
Please, please my little sweetums...
Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
God, we need a butler.
-A
hello, redrum. good to see you.
Yes, somebody guick! Rub his belly so he'll roll over and play dead or something!
-Anima is biting her tongue.
TJ you say exactly the right things
we must think alike all the time lol
Anima dear, don't bite too hard.
You'll need tastebuds later.
-A
BC is seriously tired of some anons. Sigh. Aww mya, can we rub it's belly then? ^_^
riot
thank you very much
if mayo is an employee he is still nice to give us a place and things to mull over.
You can, BC, but I ain't touchin' that thang
Not without a 30 foot clown pole!
Yeesh.
-A
To Mayo: A reply from my own corner.
You know by now your words inspire
me to indulge my poet-fire.
And I may never know your name
but still embrace your verbal flame.
I think perhaps it's this respect
that lets me let you go unchecked.
You mention here our cautious measure,
but understand, this is our treasure.
While some of us still try to place
you in our minds with someone's face,
by now I think you ought to guess
this thought you have tried to impress.
Yet even still I understand
and even still I'll take your hand
and read your words all through the dark
and wait for you to to light that spark.
I'll gladly join you in your joy
no matter that you remain coy
I'll never ask if you won't tell--
I'll be the last to break the spell.
But still I think you know I know:
the name's a hint; part of the show
a way for me to not entice
some of our more perturbing mice.
I'm glad the season's got you thrilled
I'm glad that this makes you feel fulfilled
and though I can't guess what you need,
we're glad to fill, to help, to read.
Our lives are interesting to you?
Perhaps we were the ones that drew
ourselves into your gothic mansion,
and not by "divine intervention."
You should yourself pick up a cup
and sit with us till morning's up
and let yourself with us be graced:
entitled to more than just a taste.
We'll play with you, a verbal duel
At one point lovely, another cruel,
you've felt us all through your black screen:
Yet don't call "lovely" what you haven't seen.
^_^
wait, ergo -- if we think alike maybe we're really the same person? lol
*spooky*
Mya, if it has fleas, fuck that shit. I won't rub it :D
Ergo, I second that.
So riot anon: Either you are someone who chatted with a bunch of us a few nights ago, or you are someone that same person has chatted with.
Umm, did you forget we were on? Like, we know where you're coming from? 'Cause like, we are. And we do.
Dude, don't make me break out the Love Man impersonations again, I have way too much fun with that.
Thank you for the new post, Mayo m' man! ^_^
Good to see you haven't left us.
'Tis the season and all that.
This post reminds me of what Christmas was like when I still had my entire family around. Thank you for that; this is a difficult time of year for me, and your post reminded me of the positive things. I appreciate it very much.
Not even a 39 and half foot pole?
Hello, hello.
Ha. K, the last line of your poem made me grin.
I would also like to add that I wrote that poem over the, say, ten or so minutes that the "riot" anon was on, and I was not even reading the comments at the time so that poem is NOT addressed to the stuff that Riot Anon is saying, because I had no idea s/h/it was here.
Call it another smart subconscious. O_O
*whispers bashfully*
i like being called his lovelies.
*hides face*
Hi there Sister m.
Mya - 'Tis the season!
A 39 1/2 foot pole it is.
Use it to bar the doors as well.
-A
Sister Midnite said...
This post reminds me of what Christmas was like when I still had my entire family around. Thank you for that; this is a difficult time of year for me, and your post reminded me of the positive things. I appreciate it very much.
Then, we'll all sit here with you, Sis M. I know it's not the same of course, but it's something, yeah?
(hides face because i'm embarrassed to admit it, not because i'm not extremely gorgeous.)
(because i am.)
(extremely gorgeous, that is.)
Aww squeak squeak *hugs*
I prefer to be called BC, nothing else. Well, unless you want to call me Avenger, but that's about it. ^_^
Hi sisM!
TJ if you go 4 letters from T you get P and 5 letters from J is E and reverse them and it's EP
my god!!!
we ARE the same person.
lol
so what am I doing so far away from home?
Squeak squeak, of course you're gorgeous :)
Hey TJ, where's your picture anyway?
I don't think I've ever seen you.
-A
Then Toujours, you were born lucky. ^_^
Rubbing? Spitting?? Swallowing?? Damn, what have I missed? ^_~
Anons already... very nice.
And BRB.
I saw a baby sleeper today that said "I'm Cute. My Mommy's Cute. My Daddy's... LUCKY"
-A
OMG! Ergo! You're so smart! I don't know how you do it!
Now i can be an anon too. Look how kewl i am. I going to call you all names because you won't give me any inforrmations.
Avenger, you r a tool.
Kapuna, you r just a bith.
Sis Midnite thinks she's so tuff but she's a ass.
And sock is juss crezzy.
Sister m, we also had some anons earlier, but it wasn't pretty unfortunately, but I guess it's okay now. Squeak squeak, you should post a picture of yourself :)
I don't deny, Spikey. ^_^ But I'm kind of a genuis too, huh? Go on, just say it. ;D
mya it's all in my sightly warped mind!
There is an intelligent person under there....honest!
Amy,
A couple of christmas' ago, my sister-in-law had a t-shirt made for my mother that had a picture of my brother when he was like 9 or 10 and across the top said, "I always did like Danny the best"
It was hilarious!
Yeah, that Kapu is a BITH!
That silly, silly BITH!
(what's a bith?)
-A
ergo, omg. O_O
maybe, it's like matter and anti-matter? if we're in the same place, then
ka-blooey!
amyranth, there are a couple of pics of me over at my lj (the hair color entries) but i don't have a photobucket yet so i can't post anything here.
trust me. ;)
kapunua, it's the internet. we're all born lucky here! lol
Mya - I had a t-shirt idea for a gay friend of mine. It was gonna be pink with black letters and say "Think outside the box"
-A
Spikey didn't even spell K's name right. Ha! I'm a tool? Well, thank you. The feeling is mutual ^_^
By the way, what's a bith?
He's lucky, you're lucky, I'm lucky, WE'RE ALL LUCKYYYYYYY!
what's a bith?
Spikey, you suck. GTFO.
I'm off to bed, peeps. Mayo, if you're still here, come and play with us sometime?
G'nite! ^_^
"I remember doing the time warp...."
Goodnight sister m.
Ergo, we're not sure what a bith is lol
TJ fortunately separated by many miles of ocean we should be ok...the world can rest easy
good night sister midnite -- thanks again for coming over to my blog and playing along! :D
TJ - I wish I had the courage to dye my hair. I never ever have.
I wanted to be blonde once, but apparently I'm too pale. Can't do black for the same reason. Red is too cliche, and um... I'm already a brunette.
However, I HAVE thought of Chibi-Usa pink.
-A
Mysteries unsolved by lovely keepers of hopeful longing of wanting. Unknowing of the unwanted truth. Answers through curtain of falseness, fakosity. Daylight never coming. Blinded by the light. Revved up like a douche. Another boner in the night.
Wanting the truth to hopefully not be told, a sense of excitement to stir. Holding onto the nothingness of imploy. Lives not wondrous. Needing of the very thing, pith of mystery.
Not Gerard Way.
It is therefore no wonder I am laughing all through a riot. I see myself as I want you to regard upon unto me. Knowful.
If you won't listen... who will?
Goodnight Sis M
You're right, black is more YOU
it will be dicey if we ever decide to meet, ergo.
we'll have to set up a contingency plan. to avoid the touch of doom.
Amy, then there's only one option left... Shave it!
However, I HAVE thought of Chibi-Usa pink.
oh, amyranth! that would be so cool! i think you could carry that off! :D
bith = very tiny bath
Kapuna...... You're truely a bitch but..... I kind of like it.
Mya, if I cut my hair off, when it grows back in I will resemble a Greek painting, circa 50 AD.
"loveman" - you forgot "Submarine Violin Tide"
-A
STAR GENTLE UTERUS!
You gotta play the game, folks. ^_^
And of course, this nothing's more than matter. I mean, you guys know that, right?
TJ - I want a wig in that color first, so I can be sure before I whip out the bottles of dye. But a pale, candy pink would be cute.
...
Hm.
-A
Ergo, lol
Hello there "love man" :)
A little girl goes in a pet shop and tugs on the salesman's coat-tail, "Mifter? Do you have any fwuffy widdle wabbits?"
The salesman and grins and bends down to her and says, "Why, yes dear, we do! Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a widdle brown wabbit?"
The little girl leans in and says, "I weawly don't think my pyphon gives a phuck"
Bith are native to the planet Clak'Dor VII. They have pale skin, large heads and eyes, and long fingers. Their ears are capable of hearing frequencies far beyond those that most species can perceive. In some cases, Bith have been known to hear high-powered communication broadcast signals without using artificial equipment. Due to their highly tuned audio senses, Bith are often sought after as musicians across the galaxy.
Star wars dtatbase lol
they played in the bars band
I like sailor Jupiter, an angel and a bitch all rolled into one
In Irish mythology, Bith was a son of the Biblical Noah. His wife was Birren. Their daughter, Cessair, was denied a place in Noah's Ark, so she and her followers sailed to Ireland, landing only forty days before the Deluge.
Holy crap, I am a bith!
Loveman-
Time passes backwards. A carrot uncooked is still a corn. Meaning develops fully into the space of dryer lint.
Big Rock, Harley-Davidson, Canadian.
Is So. Dur-hur
-A
Anon - My favorite is Sailor Moon.
Hands down.
-A
You know, I never really watched Sailor Moon. I was more of a shonen anime gal myself. Well, not really because for a while I was totally into Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin and Please Save My Earth.
I just always loved the phrase "star gentle uterus." I totally would use that as a battle cry.
Anonymous, I like Sailor Mars. She suites my personality perfectly.
And oh yeah, she plays with fire.
Bith's hail from the Ted Galaxy
Speak some of that bithineese for us, Kapunua!
Was there ever a Sailor Uranus? Because that would be too damn funny.
an elderly woman sees a young boy digging in his yard.
The hole is huge
she cannot help but peer over the fence and ask "sonny why are you digging that hole?"
"It's for my fish" he replied still digging
"well it's a very big hole for a fish" she said
"yeah" he shrugged "but it's in your fucking cat!!"
Kapunua, you bith, check out Bronze, Zetsuai and (duh) Ai No Kusabi. ^_^
Okay, really to bed now. Nite!
Oddly enough, I never got into anything after Sailor Moon, except GALS!
And I haven't seen the anime, only read the comics.
I prefer the comics myself.
-A
Kapu - Yep. Sailor Uranus was paired with Sailor Neptune.
-A
I spoke Bithinese at length at 1:48. ^_^ In fact, that's what I'm going to call all the "poems" lol that I write on Mayo's blog from now on. Bithinese.
(PS - I was Spikey, trying to be a cool Anon too. I spelled as well as they do. ^_~)
Kapunua, yeah, there was a Sailor Uranus.
ergo, are you googling? lol
amyranth, i'm sure you know about websites geared towards cosplayers, right? you could easily find a wig that color there.
*egging you on*
SIs Midnite, I've never even heard of those! You're totally hardcore! Thanks for the recs. ^_^
TJ - I'm actually trying to finish up work on my ESM wig. Which is how I know I don't make a good blonde.
-A
Amy, yep, you're right. Have anyone seen the final Sailor Moon season, Sailor Stars? That's the only season they haven't played here in North America.
OK, OK! Uncle!
You guys are cracking me up!
Shit... Now I gotta go...
Aw, phuck...
Night all you bithes!
That goes for you too, Mayo!
Sweet dreams and goodnight Mya
I never really watched Sailor Moon except to know the characters.
Anyone see Battle of the Planets? (also called Space Cruiser Yamato)?
BC - I did have it, ripped and burned until someone borrowed it. Then she moved to British Columbia.
The manga ending is better anyway. Everyone died within the first book.
-A
must watch Feito/sutei naito (fate/stay night) or Haibane-Renmai
night mya !!
keep on bithing!
sism - you make a cool anon
K, you still owe me a fucking poem! Well, not a poem about fucking, but stil.
Carrie - How's this?
In and out
In and out
That's what
This verse
is all
about
First you go in, and then you come out.
-A should go to bed NOW.
Amy, I haven't read the manga for a while, but I agree that the ending is better. There's some scenes in the manga that are better than the anime itself.
Sism, sorry for calling you a tool.
I do, Carrie, I do! I know you asked for one about a dog and it was just a little hard for me to write about dogs, though. ^_^
I'm gonna get into the mood to take requests pretty soon. That was super fun, I'd like to do it again.
Meantime, I'm going to bed.
Once again Mayo, thank you for the kind words. I like you when you're happy and friendly and all that kind of crap. You should hang out longer sometimes. Stay a while, tell some jokes with us.
Don't torture yourself,
I'll save you the trouble.
An entendre please, sir,
and make it a double!
my kids used to play Sailor moon all the time, the littlese had to be "mini-me?" or some such shit. I never watched it, but they had a hell of a time
But before I go: Russian men dancing Swan Lake in pink tutus, in frigid water.
Goodnight, BlogBelieve!
Duh, I'm so retarded.
Mayo, thank you for answering the question. I think?
night night k
Yeah, I give too.
My black cat alarm is here to let me know it's waaaaaay past my bedtime, and he's not frigging happy about it.
Good night Mayo!
Good night Ladies!
-A
sailor moon was my gateway drug to anime, and manga actually. i'd only read american comics before that.
good night kapunua, good night amyranth.
*visualizing amyranth in pink hair*
goodnight TJ Amy Kapunua
oh TJ you aren't going are you lol
Goodnight Amy. Sweet dreams.
Squeak squeak, Sailor Moon also got me into anime too :)
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